@@ironmanrox3145 There is no resistance to nuclear radiation. The only reason life thrives around Chernobyl is because that life has short lifespans. Cancer takes time to develop. Most animals live less than ten years. Us humans will never develop a genetic resistance to radiation.
The final boss of planet Earth is fifty-two third world nations in a trenchcoat that's shaped like a logistics company with a big hobby of warfare, with a combined military expenditure budget big enough to fight God.
well, admittedly for them magic is the pinnacle of warfare, it's like using guns against neanderthals with sticks and stones only to find out that those stones explode.
@@ArgonianSkaleel But why would you want to conquer a planet that made magic weaker if you were reliant on magic? That'd be like trying to conquer the caves of cavemen when you are a sea faring people who live on boats... or some other comparison lol
@10:30 "What the Hells is happening?!" The Dark Lord asks. As I listen, I'm thinking, "You ain't seen nothing yet: Wait until "Buff" and "The Kid" show up."
@@mardus_ee It's creative and doesn't repeat itself. The story is coherent with consequence following action and real conflict. The bad guy is pretty one dimensional but the story has some understanding of how war actually works. LLM generated (I think a human wrote it) or not it's a decent story.
@@czinn327 The genre is totally repetitive: aliens underestimate humans, Earth, or both; attempt an invasion, completely fail. There are HFY stories better than this lore.
@@mardus_ee Do you even know what HFY stands for? It's like complaining about romance in a romance movie, or war in a war movie. If you don't want a story where humanity wins by miles, maybe steer clear from the HFY genre :p
@@Reelix I do know what HFY stands for. Many of the stories appear AI-generated, though, because phrases not in use by normal/real people are overused story after story. This makes it really boring to listen to them stories on TH-cam.
Decades ago I read a story in which an alien magically granted wishes but warned the recipients not to approach iron. It was too long ago to remember the tittle.
You know, I actually kind of respect Lothar. He reacted intelligently based on what information he had, knew when to fall back and didn't kill his High Diviner immediately. Still it was glad to see he knew when he was done for.
That's called speedrunning... and yes, there is a manga where a speedrunner gets isekaid and kills the demon lord within 30 minutes using nothing but glitches and a stick he picked up... meanwhile the poor princess is chasing him, trying to give him the holy sword, but he dodges her every time with dialogue skips :D
"Y'all got weapons of combined technological and magical composition? B*tch, I've got a 30-ought-6 and a few thousand freedom seeds! [looks sideways at his wife: 'Honey, hold my Coors... Yeah..yeah, we're STILL going to Applebees later...'] - Florida-Man... "Esquerrr," United States of 'Merica
Applebees doesn't even close, it was just...perhaps a slower day than usual, but it picked right back up. (Takes time for them to drive their trucks back for an hour's work)
During the interrogation I was half expecting something along the lines of: "How many humans are there in your country?" "There are about 330 Million Americans." "And how many of these 'guns' do American humans posses?" "At least 400 Million..."
Ok, seriously, what empire or galactic council punkd them into thinking this was a slam dunk invasion. Because there is probably someone out in space watching this and just laughing.😂😂😂
@bruticus1496 any sufficiently developed technique can appear to be magic. I have several coworkers convinced I'm part fairy or something because I can get certain locks to work that no one else can
Just saw the thumbnail, so I just wanna give them darn aliens a warning.... beware the hoods, anyone that yells grrrrr or hooya... at or for anything, anyone with more beer cans in their trucks than gas in the tank, and mountain areas with strange bango music playing in the distance. Oh!, and never interrupt a BBQ... anywhere!!!!!
That was a VERY GOOD story concept. Imagine a magic based, quasi medieval, sword and sorcery army encountering modern tech and military might. The story itself could have been a bit better, more detailed with a few twists, etc., but was entertaining and inspiring.
@@HexDrone9637 Either way, it would be the same thing, honestly. The only way that a medieval sword and sorcery army would be able to get the drop on them is if they caught them unprepared and unalert. Come out of nowhere and they'd be able to do some damage, but once the modern military is aware and mobilized they would inflict MASSIVE damage with NO hope for retaliation. The ambush worked was why that happened at the very beginning of the anime, if you recall.
@@Piemur1 yes it did, also you read the manga in one of the early battles where the JSDF was ambushed while leaving Alnus Hill, there is a scene where the imperial coalition dug trenches to hide from the modern army but got caught because one of the APCs fell into one of the hidden tunnels setting off the alarm
it reminds me of an old one i saw. the idea was that most species developed a type of space travel that worked with wooden ships, and somehow humanity missed that leg of tech development (we may have been missing an atomic element or something) so an invasion fleet showed up with space galleons assuming humanity was a lower tech level because we didn't have wooden ships, and got their butts kicked because they didn't have any answer for fighter craft
Basically if the anime Gate had not happened from portal in Tokyo and magic guys landed from the space in America. Look up "Isekai JSDF vs Bandits (GATE)" . You wil get the idea of how most of military altercations between modern military and fantasy guys in the series happen.
Depends on the fantasy. Fire, ice and acid spells are not going to do much to a tank, but lightning will fry the electronics and air can shut down their engines. Cloud of Daggers would pretty well as chaff as well.
@@SeedlingNL Well, no. Military equipments are built to resist EMP which is equalent to lightning strikes or any electron based attack. The only EMP which could fry many but not all military equipment is a type 3 EMP or a high altitude EMP, created when a nuclear device is detonated in the ionosphere. Thats why the russians are not using EMP based bombs but radio frequency based jammers and disruptors.
Damn! That was....BEAUTIFUL! Team Earth! Team USA! Yeah! The last time that I felt this much amerirousal was when I was 18 years old and watched "Red Dawn" (the real one, not that travesty from the 2000s)... and...woke up at Sand Hill, Fort Benning, Georgia...😳
Great story! Humans still kicked the asses of the invaders but here they didn't do it by plot armor and the magic of the Mary Sue. If there was an advanced civilization relying on magic to traverse the stars and conquer planets, that was terrifyingly realistic scenario.
especially becuase it's a simple perspective shift. they weren't equipped to understand that non-magical technology was even possible, much less a danger
"AND UPON THIS DAY, THE ENEMY ROUSED THE DRAGON OF THE APOCALYPSE AND WERE BATHED IN ATOMIC FIRE AS IT'S MINIONS RAINED DOWN HOT LEAD OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, ALL THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE THEY SCRATCHED THE PAINT ON A NAVAL VESSEL!!"
"America Fu-- Heck Yeah!" It's funny -- just the other day I was just re-watching Team America! So their theme song was fresh in my mind when he said that.
This is one of the best Starbound HFY videos I've ever seen. The story was amazing, the voice acting top notch, I LOVED it. That guy almost made the Dark Lord's voice sound like Cobra Commanders, it was great. And the story was so unique, I think that this is the first one I've ever heard where magic worlds exist along side technological ones. 10/10
"Hey... 'Dark Lord...' your 'Merlin's' kinda' purty... When we get done whuppin' y'all... Ya' think I can find out if he can squeal like a hog?" -Appalachian-Man (aka "Cletus-Zeke, Resident Hog-'Steward')" ('YoonighTed Sturts O' Amer... Amer.. forget it...')
strangely Liberty Tea existed as an alternative to regular tea. It was mostly herbs and raspberry leaves but could include a number of herbs found in the Eastern US
I loved this one. Not really how the American military fights tho. Had he fought us or any of our allies this would have been over in about 30 minutes 😂
This reminds me of a story in an Asimov anthology in which a race of teddy bear like creatures tackled FTL flight whle still lighting with candles amd using black powder weapons. They "invaded" earth and met results similar to this group.
The story's by Harry Turtledove just in case you're wondering why you can't see it under Asimov (I know anthology isn't a collection of stories by...).
Interesting stories. Many follow similar themes and terminology making me wonder if they are part of a larger story. My criticisms: Attack helicopters do not do Hollywood engagements that close. Missiles are fired about 4 miles away and guns tend to be a mile or more away. M1 Abrams tend to use their canons about 2 miles away. If they are used to arrows then they expect engagement at around 0.1 miles while the M-4 (and M-16) has an effective range of about 0.3 miles. Nukes detonating in space produce EMP which will fry electronics on earth covering most of the US for each nuke, making it better to use them before the cities get to space. US nukes also have a very small radius of lethal radiation, so part of the Dark Lord had to subject to the point of impact (or at least within about a mile of it). Minor issues overall. The story was nice.
THat's so cool Guns do sound like magic...No lightning just thunder and you die...If you can't see bullets thats what you see Also i just got an idea for a cool new faction in helldivers
I usually listen to these stories as background noise while I do other things, but this story had me riveted to my chair! This was the best one yet! Thank you for the sound effects, they added to the story in a very good way.
Yeah, I would say that the only issue I had with this story was that planes weren't deployed earlier. Or that our bombers weren't picking off the magic cities as they were assending into space. But nuking them in space was a nice touch. 😂😂😂
Even if the Aliens had landed in 10 Century Europe, humanity would still win. Merlin, "Shall I use a spell yet King Arthur?" The King, "naw, they are not done feasting on our steel yet!"
See, they don't play war games. They can't stand the loss of face and being embarrassed. So, they don't fight unless they're certain they'll win; or to put it otherwise, they won't bother unless they know they'll steamroll their opposition. Like they thought would happen here. Compare and contrast this way of life to people who actually take warfare seriously, where you would find that the reason they win engagements IRL is _because_ they lose so many engagements in war games. Gains made in capability come from lessons learned - and without continually trying to succeed (far above and beyond the point of handicapping yourself just to figure out how to succeed in less than optimal conditions) one will simply not learn what they can really accomplish, or to what extent they could really adapt.
It's honestly good to see alien species being able to take down Humans. In the other stories, they all seemed invulnerable and took no casualties, and if they did, it was just barely. It is pretty unbelievable that a space-faring civilization only had medieval weapons and magic though. This is more like a fantasy scenario, where a portal would open up and medieval warriors would attack humanity.
And quintessence???.........dude just binged Voltron and formed an idea for a story.... Not bad but not original (I think) but in the show Voltron humans are still in early stages BUT are advanced enough to attempt reverse engineering and if I remember right (can't remember his name) the guy in charge of conquering earth is a sadistic bast*** similar to or bad guy here BUT..... regular everyday weapons..... No they would win..... It took alien tech(Voltron lions) along with strategie to win
We need to have PE programs in schools that smoke the sh1t out of these youngin's, even if they're not on varsity teams. Screw that Dodgeball/Kickball BS. That way, they don't have to go to Fat Camp in Basic Training, when they join the military! Lol.
🤣🤣🤣 thundersticks nice. This is like in the Manga "and so the JADF fought" great manga by the way. Imagine a clash between magic and physics! Now thats a story I want to hear. 😊
Or perhaps react to humans under the influence of weed. I'm also curious how they would react to a drunkard going on a rampage with unexpected strength and released inhibitions (and lack of proper intelligent decision making).
Oh please, nukes aren't going to go above 2,800 miles. The distance to the moon is 239,000 miles. He'll barely see the flashes from the detonations. After 1,000 miles, you won't even get a sunburn from the radiation.
Alternative title, "space wizard finds out what FREEDOM tastes like"
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
More specifically, 'unhealthcare for all'
@@lanededominicis6068 if that alien comes from a planet with oil, they're all fked
We may be out of spells, by we ain't out of options
It tastes like the fresh smell of napalm in the morning!
... and, just like that, Earth got to use its nukes in a wartime setting WITHOUT destroying themselves.
It's gonna be a whole new world for us when that happens. Imagine we use radiation weapons like that so much we get resistance to it
@@ironmanrox3145 There is no resistance to nuclear radiation. The only reason life thrives around Chernobyl is because that life has short lifespans. Cancer takes time to develop. Most animals live less than ten years. Us humans will never develop a genetic resistance to radiation.
Humanity's out of spells, but we aren't out of options
@@stikkychaosI CAST FIREBALL *Nuke detonates*
@@slacksviii9824I CAST SUPREME CANNON *the moon turns into the deathstar* 😂
They bout to learn what we spend our military budget on
the reason why we don't have free healthcare lol
The final boss of planet Earth is fifty-two third world nations in a trenchcoat that's shaped like a logistics company with a big hobby of warfare, with a combined military expenditure budget big enough to fight God.
We’ll give them 1 billion reasons to leave
@clarkdavis3588 Yeah, they already paid into it.
@@clarkdavis3588that's outliers..most people know they are the same thing
LOL. If an iron/nickel planetary core weakens their magic, he was a fool to think that his magic could conquer an army of iron and steel.
well, admittedly for them magic is the pinnacle of warfare, it's like using guns against neanderthals with sticks and stones only to find out that those stones explode.
As Freiren would say 'Bring the Thunder!'
@@ArgonianSkaleel But why would you want to conquer a planet that made magic weaker if you were reliant on magic? That'd be like trying to conquer the caves of cavemen when you are a sea faring people who live on boats... or some other comparison lol
@@TheJadeFistCaves make good storage space, meaning more loot on the boats
@@andypants1062 Well, I can't argue with that logic.
@10:30 "What the Hells is happening?!" The Dark Lord asks.
As I listen, I'm thinking, "You ain't seen nothing yet: Wait until "Buff" and "The Kid" show up."
Fellow HLC fan 👍
Grampa Buff has been waiting since Roswell!
The kid gets an all he can eat buffet
Buff finally gets to use those photon torpedoes
Granddad Buffy the Forehead Slayer
"You fuck around, you gonna find out!" - Humans
Now this is creative writing
Not repetitve words but more expresive audio detail of scenes one can imagine hearing
Nice work
10:23 "grim determination" strikes again. ML/LLM-generated, as always.
@@mardus_ee It's creative and doesn't repeat itself. The story is coherent with consequence following action and real conflict. The bad guy is pretty one dimensional but the story has some understanding of how war actually works. LLM generated (I think a human wrote it) or not it's a decent story.
@@czinn327 The genre is totally repetitive: aliens underestimate humans, Earth, or both; attempt an invasion, completely fail.
There are HFY stories better than this lore.
@@mardus_ee Do you even know what HFY stands for? It's like complaining about romance in a romance movie, or war in a war movie. If you don't want a story where humanity wins by miles, maybe steer clear from the HFY genre :p
@@Reelix I do know what HFY stands for. Many of the stories appear AI-generated, though, because phrases not in use by normal/real people are overused story after story. This makes it really boring to listen to them stories on TH-cam.
I can't help but to think that this story is basically a what if discount Sauron invaded modern-day US America?
He'd end up wearing Kool-Aid lipstick and Hooters shorts...
He'd come back as a sieve
Like actual Sauron would fare better haha
Decades ago I read a story in which an alien magically granted wishes but warned the recipients not to approach iron. It was too long ago to remember the tittle.
You know, I actually kind of respect Lothar. He reacted intelligently based on what information he had, knew when to fall back and didn't kill his High Diviner immediately. Still it was glad to see he knew when he was done for.
Yeah, intelligent villains are hard to write, so lots of kudos for the writer here!
Like all villains he wants the heads of those who caused his downfall!
The equivalent of booting up a new game and already seeking out the final boss
That's called speedrunning... and yes, there is a manga where a speedrunner gets isekaid and kills the demon lord within 30 minutes using nothing but glitches and a stick he picked up... meanwhile the poor princess is chasing him, trying to give him the holy sword, but he dodges her every time with dialogue skips :D
@@SeedlingNL That sounds funny enough to check out. What's the name?
"Humans with pointy sticks?"
"Yeah...."
very, very fast moving sticks.
Never discount a pointy stick
the pointiest
"Y'all got weapons of combined technological and magical composition? B*tch, I've got a 30-ought-6 and a few thousand freedom seeds! [looks sideways at his wife: 'Honey, hold my Coors... Yeah..yeah, we're STILL going to Applebees later...']
- Florida-Man... "Esquerrr," United States of 'Merica
Applebees doesn't even close, it was just...perhaps a slower day than usual, but it picked right back up. (Takes time for them to drive their trucks back for an hour's work)
The Waffle House didn't even close
@@Xgamerdadvery few things cause a Waffle House to close and this ain’t one of them 😂
"He raised an eyebrow, then he remembered he was wearing a helmet" LOL
During the interrogation I was half expecting something along the lines of:
"How many humans are there in your country?"
"There are about 330 Million Americans."
"And how many of these 'guns' do American humans posses?"
"At least 400 Million..."
People of the United States of America. My name is - AD BREAK!
Thanks, YT. couldn't have thought it up better
I loved that rumbling at the very end, felt like his life was being slowly snuffed out with the radiation.
What would be even better would be the sound of a geiger counter
Ok, seriously, what empire or galactic council punkd them into thinking this was a slam dunk invasion. Because there is probably someone out in space watching this and just laughing.😂😂😂
He 100 percent has an older cousin somewhere...
It was only because they measured "military might" as "magical aptitude and mana availability". Didn't figure there'd be SCIENCE involved.
Nor how notoriously ridiculous Americans are when it comes to "innovative" combat.
even any sufficiently advanced technology can appear to be magic
@bruticus1496 any sufficiently developed technique can appear to be magic. I have several coworkers convinced I'm part fairy or something because I can get certain locks to work that no one else can
Just saw the thumbnail, so I just wanna give them darn aliens a warning.... beware the hoods, anyone that yells grrrrr or hooya... at or for anything, anyone with more beer cans in their trucks than gas in the tank, and mountain areas with strange bango music playing in the distance. Oh!, and never interrupt a BBQ... anywhere!!!!!
@@duanemcdaniel9642 lol the hoods is crazy
Hooooyyaaaaa
The Redneck lands are also as crazy.
The aliens would get jacked within minutes, lol.
Do not fear the bango unless it stops. Den b ver afeared cus de Mando bout 2 solo.
That was a VERY GOOD story concept. Imagine a magic based, quasi medieval, sword and sorcery army encountering modern tech and military might. The story itself could have been a bit better, more detailed with a few twists, etc., but was entertaining and inspiring.
You would enjoy the anime "Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought There", or often just shortened to "Gate".
@@Piemur1 that whas more a unilateral massacre than a fight of magic and weapons
@@HexDrone9637 Either way, it would be the same thing, honestly. The only way that a medieval sword and sorcery army would be able to get the drop on them is if they caught them unprepared and unalert. Come out of nowhere and they'd be able to do some damage, but once the modern military is aware and mobilized they would inflict MASSIVE damage with NO hope for retaliation. The ambush worked was why that happened at the very beginning of the anime, if you recall.
@@Piemur1 yes it did, also you read the manga in one of the early battles where the JSDF was ambushed while leaving Alnus Hill, there is a scene where the imperial coalition dug trenches to hide from the modern army but got caught because one of the APCs fell into one of the hidden tunnels setting off the alarm
it reminds me of an old one i saw. the idea was that most species developed a type of space travel that worked with wooden ships, and somehow humanity missed that leg of tech development (we may have been missing an atomic element or something) so an invasion fleet showed up with space galleons assuming humanity was a lower tech level because we didn't have wooden ships, and got their butts kicked because they didn't have any answer for fighter craft
Don't touch our boats
Department of the Boat People.
ngl i was waiting for the walls to be assaulted by battleships, would have been no less than 20 times as powerful as the tanks.
@@DerpLvIAsian Yeah, I was slightly disappointed. That would of been fucking bad ass lol
Basically if the anime Gate had not happened from portal in Tokyo and magic guys landed from the space in America. Look up "Isekai JSDF vs Bandits (GATE)" . You wil get the idea of how most of military altercations between modern military and fantasy guys in the series happen.
the red dragon really did not enjoy AT missiles but to be fair they had a death goddess (death goddess for the deathworlders!).
@@silverbird425 look at season two. Spoiler: he did not like C4 in its lair either 😅
Depends on the fantasy. Fire, ice and acid spells are not going to do much to a tank, but lightning will fry the electronics and air can shut down their engines. Cloud of Daggers would pretty well as chaff as well.
@@SeedlingNL Well, no. Military equipments are built to resist EMP which is equalent to lightning strikes or any electron based attack. The only EMP which could fry many but not all military equipment is a type 3 EMP or a high altitude EMP, created when a nuclear device is detonated in the ionosphere. Thats why the russians are not using EMP based bombs but radio frequency based jammers and disruptors.
That's what happens if uou neglect proper intelligence gathering
Overconfidence is a deadly poison
Damn! That was....BEAUTIFUL! Team Earth! Team USA! Yeah!
The last time that I felt this much amerirousal was when I was 18 years old and watched "Red Dawn" (the real one, not that travesty from the 2000s)... and...woke up at Sand Hill, Fort Benning, Georgia...😳
Wolverines!!!!
Great story! Humans still kicked the asses of the invaders but here they didn't do it by plot armor and the magic of the Mary Sue. If there was an advanced civilization relying on magic to traverse the stars and conquer planets, that was terrifyingly realistic scenario.
especially becuase it's a simple perspective shift. they weren't equipped to understand that non-magical technology was even possible, much less a danger
@@delphy2478 jep
QUADRUPLE THE DEFENSE BUDGET
"AND UPON THIS DAY, THE ENEMY ROUSED THE DRAGON OF THE APOCALYPSE AND WERE BATHED IN ATOMIC FIRE AS IT'S MINIONS RAINED DOWN HOT LEAD OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, ALL THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE THEY SCRATCHED THE PAINT ON A NAVAL VESSEL!!"
This is why you don't speedrun EARTH and go for the Final Boss.
Wizard: I cast FIREBALL
USMC: We cast FAFO
"America Fu-- Heck Yeah!"
It's funny -- just the other day I was just re-watching Team America! So their theme song was fresh in my mind when he said that.
If the Dark Lord is dead, can I have his armor?
This is one of the best Starbound HFY videos I've ever seen. The story was amazing, the voice acting top notch, I LOVED it. That guy almost made the Dark Lord's voice sound like Cobra Commanders, it was great. And the story was so unique, I think that this is the first one I've ever heard where magic worlds exist along side technological ones. 10/10
A distinct lack of Artillery in the otherwise full-court press on the magic army.
What’s the saying. “Without artillery it’s just a brawl”. Something like that. Napoleon is the one that said it I think.
@@tufelhunden5795 Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl.
@ that’s it. Thanks!!
"Hey... 'Dark Lord...' your 'Merlin's' kinda' purty... When we get done whuppin' y'all... Ya' think I can find out if he can squeal like a hog?"
-Appalachian-Man (aka "Cletus-Zeke, Resident Hog-'Steward')" ('YoonighTed Sturts O' Amer... Amer.. forget it...')
Gotta spread the idea that the best place to land is Australia.
Yes, let the wildlife take care of it
Everyone in the galaxy has heard about how unconquerable the emus are.
"*what vile means of sorcery is this*"
"no sorcery, it's *lockheed martin*"
The stealthy US crater maker, Thats me!
@@danielhall6578ah a fellow HLC fan
@@karal_the_crazy *whispers to the drake riders maniacally* Would you intercept me ? *smacks lips* I'd intercept me.
I love the voice acting on this
*brewing of Liber-Tea intensifies*
strangely Liberty Tea existed as an alternative to regular tea. It was mostly herbs and raspberry leaves but could include a number of herbs found in the Eastern US
@ … that works too.
Taste like freedom
YESSSS brother. Now we are talking
The mental image of "the other dark wizards are gonna make fun of meeeee!"
I was waiting for
“He breathed a sigh of relief…. Then the sun crested from the wrong direction”
Or something like that
If they ever invade again, by then humans would have probaly figured out magic and combined it with there weapons.
Aliens vs. Patriots!
I loved this one. Not really how the American military fights tho. Had he fought us or any of our allies this would have been over in about 30 minutes 😂
This reminds me of a story in an Asimov anthology in which a race of teddy bear like creatures tackled FTL flight whle still lighting with candles amd using black powder weapons. They "invaded" earth and met results similar to this group.
The name of the story is "The road not taken".
I read that one, years ago. They very much regretted coming to earth.
The story's by Harry Turtledove just in case you're wondering why you can't see it under Asimov (I know anthology isn't a collection of stories by...).
Interesting stories. Many follow similar themes and terminology making me wonder if they are part of a larger story.
My criticisms:
Attack helicopters do not do Hollywood engagements that close. Missiles are fired about 4 miles away and guns tend to be a mile or more away. M1 Abrams tend to use their canons about 2 miles away. If they are used to arrows then they expect engagement at around 0.1 miles while the M-4 (and M-16) has an effective range of about 0.3 miles. Nukes detonating in space produce EMP which will fry electronics on earth covering most of the US for each nuke, making it better to use them before the cities get to space. US nukes also have a very small radius of lethal radiation, so part of the Dark Lord had to subject to the point of impact (or at least within about a mile of it).
Minor issues overall. The story was nice.
I've been waiting for someone to right something like this this was amazing 😊
THat's so cool
Guns do sound like magic...No lightning just thunder and you die...If you can't see bullets thats what you see
Also i just got an idea for a cool new faction in helldivers
If they had come in peace...
It would have been different...
Or would we attack?!?
Another great one !!! Love that yall read and write your scripts! My fave channel❤
Thank you so much!
I usually listen to these stories as background noise while I do other things, but this story had me riveted to my chair! This was the best one yet! Thank you for the sound effects, they added to the story in a very good way.
The narration and sound effects were great. Thanks!
Temu Sauron discovers why America doesn't have free healthcare!
Yeah, I would say that the only issue I had with this story was that planes weren't deployed earlier. Or that our bombers weren't picking off the magic cities as they were assending into space. But nuking them in space was a nice touch. 😂😂😂
Even if the Aliens had landed in 10 Century Europe,
humanity would still win.
Merlin, "Shall I use a spell yet King Arthur?"
The King, "naw, they are not done feasting on our steel yet!"
Can't these evil overlords get a 5 year old to guess at what flaws their plans have?
Or "concepts of a plan", to be fair.
See, they don't play war games. They can't stand the loss of face and being embarrassed. So, they don't fight unless they're certain they'll win; or to put it otherwise, they won't bother unless they know they'll steamroll their opposition. Like they thought would happen here.
Compare and contrast this way of life to people who actually take warfare seriously, where you would find that the reason they win engagements IRL is _because_ they lose so many engagements in war games.
Gains made in capability come from lessons learned - and without continually trying to succeed (far above and beyond the point of handicapping yourself just to figure out how to succeed in less than optimal conditions) one will simply not learn what they can really accomplish, or to what extent they could really adapt.
One of the best entries on the Evil Overlord List. Also, never consume an energy field bigger than your head.
Waiting for 155mm, cruise missles /rocket/napalm
F35/A10 Warthog
Navel dorces
(Warcities appear in the sky) *Muffled happy Mach 2 Bumblebee noises*
Dragon: *breathes fire
Warthog: *BREATHES FIRE
It's honestly good to see alien species being able to take down Humans. In the other stories, they all seemed invulnerable and took no casualties, and if they did, it was just barely.
It is pretty unbelievable that a space-faring civilization only had medieval weapons and magic though. This is more like a fantasy scenario, where a portal would open up and medieval warriors would attack humanity.
Fun story. Well done folks!!
Feel sorry for the guy as radiation sicknesses took over. If his friends are smart, they'll heed his warnings
Thanks! Made my day!
Our pleasure! ❤️
We were born to inherit the stars magic boi!
One of the best in a while. 👏 👍
“I cast LEAD.”
Space wizard bout to find out we can cast non magic missile!
I like to think that the reason the US has so little "casters" is because of the witch trials
A refreshingly fun story. I enjoyed it.
love the qualety of this channel and the background sound was on the spot .... realy well made and i was emerced as fugg
I love that it is not AI. I subbed for that reason. Thx for the work. Cheers from Qc Canada.
For an anime version of this story check out "GATE". When Japan gose to another world.
Loved Gate
THEY'RE IN THE TREES
Finally a channel that isn't using text to speak apps. Good job sir!
oooh... hope they not landing on July 4th...
ALSO ... Lothor, quintecense... Do I smell some Voltron in this xD
I rely enjoyed this style of the story
Another one of a great story!!!
Lothor??????? Getting DreamWorks Voltron vibe and not even 1 minute in and guy looks like a variant of zarkon
And quintessence???.........dude just binged Voltron and formed an idea for a story.... Not bad but not original (I think) but in the show Voltron humans are still in early stages BUT are advanced enough to attempt reverse engineering and if I remember right (can't remember his name) the guy in charge of conquering earth is a sadistic bast*** similar to or bad guy here BUT..... regular everyday weapons..... No they would win..... It took alien tech(Voltron lions) along with strategie to win
Funny, when I hear the name Lothor, I think of Power Rangers.
That was a good one!!
Said the Gunner on the Wall
Iron, Cold Iron, Shall RULE them ALL!
Fu- around and Fi- out. lol
yeah they got FAAFO'd
True sci-fi with a great twist❤
Why didn't we be able to detect them with satellites at the start
Probably magic they had like other dimensions they could hide in so there was probably a variation of that for the flying cities
Zombies . Break out the swords
A glorious story
Taking on the final boss of earth right off the bat was a bad idea.
Lothar needed to level up his army and himself.
Do more that’s beautiful. I love it. Thank you. Your voice is perfect.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Despite the massive errors in decision and pompous attitudes, it is good to see a competent foe to root against.
With the talk of magic and Vizeer's voice, I couldn't help to think he may be Babidi.
So true nice observation
Wow, no repeating, mispronuncations and an interesting story with a very unexpected twist. And read by a human. 10 likes if I could.
listening to fortunate son with this
very good i liked it thank you
ADD ANOTHER 20 TRILLION TO THE DEFENSE BUDGET!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅 USA! 🦅
We need to have PE programs in schools that smoke the sh1t out of these youngin's, even if they're not on varsity teams. Screw that Dodgeball/Kickball BS.
That way, they don't have to go to Fat Camp in Basic Training, when they join the military! Lol.
🤣🤣🤣 thundersticks nice. This is like in the Manga "and so the JADF fought" great manga by the way. Imagine a clash between magic and physics! Now thats a story I want to hear. 😊
Make aliens react to weed
Or perhaps react to humans under the influence of weed. I'm also curious how they would react to a drunkard going on a rampage with unexpected strength and released inhibitions (and lack of proper intelligent decision making).
Yes 😮
epic prank gone wrong
Prince Lothor
Your voice is amazing you should read audio books for a living :)
Oh please, nukes aren't going to go above 2,800 miles. The distance to the moon is 239,000 miles. He'll barely see the flashes from the detonations. After 1,000 miles, you won't even get a sunburn from the radiation.
I like this one a lot😂 quintessence, Prince lotor😮Voltron
'Send more mages to interrogate.'
Wow.😮
All Americans are full of magic! Why can't they see that? 😮 ❤