Yep it's true. For many people they lack the motivation and reason behind their fitness goals. Once you have the right motivation, whatever it is, you'll acheive your goals. For many people, hitting rock bottom is the only way to realize. So that's when "how bad do you want it" comes into play. You go into it with half assed motivation, you're going to get half assed results and that's fine if you dont really want it that bad or arent ready. I've been there, but dont sit and cry when you fail to everyone around you.
You forgot one more... when your wife goes on a diet, you better get in line with her diet. Then occasionally make a “necessary trip to a store” when in reality you just got a burger from fast food joint
Hah--yes! My dad's been a beanpole his entire life but when Mom was dieting, we ALL were dieting. She stopped dieting and made peace with her weight in the 1990s but to this day, Dad won't voluntarily eat salad.
Diddo it worked amazing for me but scary to think how obsessive I got. Plus darn COVID screwed it for me. When you say “f it the end of the world” there is little self control lol
One of my Alabama relatives asked her sister "Aren't you on a diet?Why are you eating such a big meal?" The reply was,"Oh,I had my diet an hour ago.This is my supper."
At this point it's not even called a diet, it's called a "Try-et", meaning you're going to try every diet to see how long you can keep going until you either give up or forget about it.
That is SO BAD for you! The mother of one of my best friends got scared when the pediatrician got all worked up about 5 extra pounds (she was just a little kid at the time) and so mom had her on EVERY fad diet that came down the pike and it just made things worse!
@@maryjoyspohrer256 that’s bad I would say excuse me 5 pounds is nothing. She’s beautiful to me. I’m like 39 pounds overweight I wonder what he would say about me. I was like 46 pounds overweight
"Don't touch those cookies", she got radar or something? Also where I live the water might get you too. I have to filter it to make sweet tea. I tried it without the filter and not sweet tea. More like sweat tea.
Good joke! Also, people look at me funny when I tell them that the city water makes me sick. Why can't people understand when I ask for some filtered water, not the stuff from the tap? They look at me like I'm from Mars!
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785 You should try my well water. Running through a filter it looks clear but let it sit over night and watch the rust settle to the bottom.
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785 the EWG tested so called "clean" tap water in my area it has farm run off like pesticides that can make you sick. In one town I lived in the town told homeowners that the water wasn't drinkable, but didn't tell the apartment managers and there were several people who were drinking tap water in a college town drinking dirty water unknowingly 😬. I now only drink reverse osmosis,carbon filter and uv ray filtered water .
Don’t forget the people with legitamite allergies/dietary restrictions who literally cannot cheat for fear of pain/suffering/death/all of the above. I see you. I am one of you. You is kind. You is smart. You is important
No really I can see Matt wearing skinny jeans, really! As a garter or a head band, for sure, I can see that working for Matt. 🤣 Nothing wrong with the way any of you folks look, and you all are all funny and very talented. Thanks for the videos.
The midnight snacker, when he hissed I laughed so loud my husband jumped lol 😄 that is me to a T! Try and take my snacks away and I hiss and growl and sometimes swat like a cat. Lol
I've been vegan for 6 years. Sometimes I'm the Forks Over Knives vegan, and other times I'm the vegan Ben & Jerry's and potato chips vegan. During COVID, it has been more of the latter than the former.
This channel just keeps getting better-and it started out good too! Thanks for posting. Subscribed a long time ago and always go here for some good fun videos-Matt is so funny!
My brother's not on a diet since he's skinny enough but he's the nightime one. Also I'm hispanic and texan so going on a diet is impossible. Trust me I tried
"Was that chicken free-range organic, born on a Tuesday, and butchered by the light of a full moon on the 14th of September? Oh, nevermind then." - at a family gathering "I'm sure [favorite budget-friendly fried chicken restaurant food] is safe." - the next day
I've been sick for a straight 5 days to the point where 3 of those days were either on a couch or my bed nursing my head and the worst sinus pain of my life plus a cold. Today was the first day I made a berry medley + kale smoothie and I loved it!! I would give anything 2 go outside on a walk and eat a healthy meal.
Omg, smoothies are my go-to headache drink. The cold numbs the pain and lowers pressure in your head, the nutrients replenish electrolytes and help low blood sugar, and the liquid rehydrates. It attacks the headache from all angles. I'm glad it helped with your cold.
@@jawjagrrl I had covid and didn’t lose my taste like if I had chocolate it actually tasted sweeter my taste was more but I felt like my lungs were closing and got double covid pneumonia and could of easily died don’t recommend that either
Congratulation! 😊 Many friends of mine have been in diet. And in yo-yo mode. Wish 'em success like you -- not merely for better look, but for better health & better feel.
I want (mostly) & need to a little. I’m getting ready to work on it but also eating 3 ice cream cones right now. I rarely eat ice cream so it’s kinda whatever but still.
Something I've found is that some people might eat French fries 5x a week, but they only eat a small serving each time. Or they'll have a really small dinner after a big lunch. You only see them when they're eating, but they don't actually eat all that much. Blew my mind.
I once had a diet posted in my kitchen. I don’t t remember all of it but one point sticks in my mind. You can eat anything that is green because it’s good for you. This includes pistachios and mint ice cream.
@@HosCreates from what I've heard it's not about the food but the amount of weight lost. I'm not speaking from experience, just from what I've heard from people that went through it. For myself, I started losing hair when I had kids. I tried several different diets and the hair loss never increased or decreased. I was doing keto for almost a year and switched to carnivore, that's when things changed for me. Now the hair loss has decreased significantly!
This made me realize how many changes I have made in my diet. I went from being vegetarian to vegan to a more plant based vegan. I am doing intermittent fasting. I experience ketosis with fasting. I have increased my water intake. I am also on weight loss meds than have really helped me with food obsessions. All this together helped me lose 50 almost 60 pounds in 3 months. I am finally getting my life together and am really proud of that. I have also been focusing on my mental health this past year or two and feel like a new person overall. I am genuinely happy and extremely proud of myself. 😊
When am trying to lose weight and crave something for days. I go out and purchase the worst knock of brand of it that I can find. A few bites and well I don't want to finish it and the cravings go away.
1:04😂I got an app called lose it i use just for that but the secret is u got to look at the menu b4 u got and know what your going to eat b4 u sit at the table
I swear... every like 2 months or so... my mom is trying some new diet that she read from 10 different diet books from the 80s till the one she just found online 4 weeks ago... it encouraged my independence to start buying my own food early on.
Matt's hiss though 😆
All he needed was some black around the eyes for raccoon mode 😂
The best
Mood lmao
I hopes he is ok, tornado in Birmingham
Opposum worthy.
I'm sticking with the best line ever, "body by biscuits, when you want to get in shape and you don't care what shape it is."
lmao
Hahahaha 🤣
I'm feelin' FLUFFY!
T Spaulding: Round is a shape!
Yep, round is a shape. I'm personally going for that round fluffy biscuit butt 🤣🤣
“How badly do you want this?”
Not badly enough, apparently.
Exactly my response!
I was just wondering how many takes it took for the bike lifts lol?
Right there with ya!
I was thinking the same thing
Yep it's true. For many people they lack the motivation and reason behind their fitness goals. Once you have the right motivation, whatever it is, you'll acheive your goals. For many people, hitting rock bottom is the only way to realize. So that's when "how bad do you want it" comes into play. You go into it with half assed motivation, you're going to get half assed results and that's fine if you dont really want it that bad or arent ready. I've been there, but dont sit and cry when you fail to everyone around you.
You forgot one more... when your wife goes on a diet, you better get in line with her diet. Then occasionally make a “necessary trip to a store” when in reality you just got a burger from fast food joint
Calling me out like that. Is right
I buy stuff my husband likes, but make him keep it on n the truck or take it to work with him. Just don’t eat that in my presence, is all.
Solidarity dieting?
Hah--yes! My dad's been a beanpole his entire life but when Mom was dieting, we ALL were dieting. She stopped dieting and made peace with her weight in the 1990s but to this day, Dad won't voluntarily eat salad.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
"I'm pretty sure this is... one serving of wine." DY. ING!!!!!
Yup, I can attest, that's just one serving. I have 3-4 servings, so I know ...
The person saying that would never use a glass that small.
If it fits in one glass, it’s one serving! (That’s why you gotta get those giant glasses....)
@@HariSeldon913 😂😂😂🤣
As the great philosopher, Garfield said..."Diet is just DIE, with a T stuck on."
That is simple yet PROFOUND!
😄
Did someone say Tea?
😂😹
They should put that on a shirt
Thought this was hilarious ... until the Calorie Counter came up and I felt personally called out xD
SAME!
Me too! Especially, when she was talking about the wine.
Diddo it worked amazing for me but scary to think how obsessive I got. Plus darn COVID screwed it for me. When you say “f it the end of the world” there is little self control lol
I felt that way about keto.
I intermittently fast so from the start I felt attacked
One of my Alabama relatives asked her sister "Aren't you on a diet?Why are you eating such a big meal?"
The reply was,"Oh,I had my diet an hour ago.This is my supper."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like her style.
🤣🤣
Loooove the hissing night-snacker. So perfect to catch him in the beam of the flashlight - just like a hissing possum. Perfect! 🤣😂🤣😂
Currently on the “doesn’t care and eats chips everyday” stage
S A M E
I'm at the "Diet? What diet?" stage of my....ummm....diet.
Well chips are vegetables, so hence diet food. That's the way I look at it.
Just call it bulking season instead and lift a few weights to justify it.
@@Thunder_Dome45, or chocolate bars made of cocoa beans= bean bar! 😋
Im on the see food diet. I see food i eat food.
You too? I've been on that diet for years, and it's worked very well for me!
I'm on the same diet😂
Great dad joke!
A classic, LOL!
Your stomach Knows!!!
I loved Matt's hiss lol. I tend to hiss all the time.
bluebelllll ice creaaam is what made this video southern and I wholeheartedly approve
Ya'll they make Mardi Gras King Cake bluebell,
🤣 when Matt hissed like a possum at the outdoor cat food bowl🤣😂
That was really good. The whole video. Well done!💜
Just in time for all of those broken new years resolutions !
Unless you didn't make any...
@@StArFuRyZz Brother??
I love the entire cast but Matt always makes me laugh out loud. 😁
At this point it's not even called a diet, it's called a "Try-et", meaning you're going to try every diet to see how long you can keep going until you either give up or forget about it.
That's a good word to use!!😅
I hate those people who say “It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle”. 🙄
That is SO BAD for you! The mother of one of my best friends got scared when the pediatrician got all worked up about 5 extra pounds (she was just a little kid at the time) and so mom had her on EVERY fad diet that came down the pike and it just made things worse!
@@maryjoyspohrer256 that’s bad I would say excuse me 5 pounds is nothing. She’s beautiful to me. I’m like 39 pounds overweight I wonder what he would say about me. I was like 46 pounds overweight
"Don't touch those cookies", she got radar or something? Also where I live the water might get you too. I have to filter it to make sweet tea. I tried it without the filter and not sweet tea. More like sweat tea.
Good joke! Also, people look at me funny when I tell them that the city water makes me sick. Why can't people understand when I ask for some filtered water, not the stuff from the tap? They look at me like I'm from Mars!
Lol yuck
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785
You should try my well water.
Running through a filter it looks clear but let it sit over night and watch the rust settle to the bottom.
Nope its called sharp hearing and heavy glass
@@cherrysgarden-natureaesthe5785 the EWG tested so called "clean" tap water in my area it has farm run off like pesticides that can make you sick. In one town I lived in the town told homeowners that the water wasn't drinkable, but didn't tell the apartment managers and there were several people who were drinking tap water in a college town drinking dirty water unknowingly 😬. I now only drink reverse osmosis,carbon filter and uv ray filtered water .
"Oh you havent seen everything will kill you but water?"
...Except if you live in Flint.
Drowning.
Or if you get scalded by hot steam
Hahaha 😂
Oh, SNAP!
I was laughing through most of these and then hit “The Documentary Watcher”... dang, I got nailed here.
Despite being a bald bearded behemoth myself, this is the closest I have ever felt to Matt.
Don’t forget the people with legitamite allergies/dietary restrictions who literally cannot cheat for fear of pain/suffering/death/all of the above. I see you. I am one of you. You is kind. You is smart. You is important
That movie you referenced was so good.
Nah that's what the "everything will kill you besides water" was about 😂
@@flufflepuffle The Help.
Thank you!
I can't eat dairy or I'm in the fetal position for a week. I made a dairy free pumpkin pie and everyone loved it .
I’m literally on a diet right now and I see myself in this video-
"literally"
Same I’m the calorie counter
@@gwendalynn_alvarado I feel called out. lol
Same!
I know for a fact Cookie Monster is eyeing those cookies
TIL I'm Cookie Monster
No really I can see Matt wearing skinny jeans, really! As a garter or a head band, for sure, I can see that working for Matt. 🤣 Nothing wrong with the way any of you folks look, and you all are all funny and very talented. Thanks for the videos.
Baby, when he said he won’t be able to get in skinny jeans, I hollered.
The midnight snacker, when he hissed I laughed so loud my husband jumped lol 😄 that is me to a T! Try and take my snacks away and I hiss and growl and sometimes swat like a cat. Lol
As someone that is currently on weight watchers that totally cracked me up! I was about crying n my husband thinks I'm crazy lol..probably am:)
love this channel 😁💛
I've been vegan for 6 years. Sometimes I'm the Forks Over Knives vegan, and other times I'm the vegan Ben & Jerry's and potato chips vegan. During COVID, it has been more of the latter than the former.
ben and jerrys do make amazing vegan ice cream dont they 😭😭😭
Haha true!
Where do you get vegan Ben & Jerry's ?! I can't eat dairy without pain and finding vegan ice cream that doesn't cost an arm and a leg is a nightmare 😫
When I had covid I craved oranges
@@HosCreates just get a banana and mash it up and freeze it it’s like banana ice cream
1:58 We've all been there, brother.
I will restart tomorrow.
Imagine drinking water with a spoon
IKR, I use a fork
Excuse me, that is the best way to eat water soup.
Everyone who drinks water will die...one day.
Why the heck do you comment on EVERY video
KIM!! REMEMBER ME FROM THE STAMPY COMMENT SECTION?!
Bless ya'lls little hearts 💕 you nailed it again!
This channel just keeps getting better-and it started out good too! Thanks for posting. Subscribed a long time ago and always go here for some good fun videos-Matt is so funny!
I am watching this while I eat my lunch immediately as my 16 hour fast ends and my 8 hours eating begins. It's delicious.
An old Maxine carton. "It's my body, I'll have pie if I want to". (Sung to It's my party).
I was waiting all this time for the fitness dude.
My brother's not on a diet since he's skinny enough but he's the nightime one. Also I'm hispanic and texan so going on a diet is impossible. Trust me I tried
The "If I just cut out food for today I can drink this 12 pack of beer person."
That's me but switch beer to wine, lol
That was funny. I got hit many times: keto, calorie counter, macro counter, intermittent fasting, cheat day warrior.
In the words of the Great Garfield: Diet is "die" with a "T"
You forgot one can't eat that is bad for you or am allergic.
"Was that chicken free-range organic, born on a Tuesday, and butchered by the light of a full moon on the 14th of September? Oh, nevermind then." - at a family gathering
"I'm sure [favorite budget-friendly fried chicken restaurant food] is safe." - the next day
I can totally see when Mary was writing this sketch "let's see Skinny Jeans.....perfect line for Matt" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I've been sick for a straight 5 days to the point where 3 of those days were either on a couch or my bed nursing my head and the worst sinus pain of my life plus a cold. Today was the first day I made a berry medley + kale smoothie and I loved it!! I would give anything 2 go outside on a walk and eat a healthy meal.
Awww, so sorry. Hope you feel better soon. 🥺
My spouse lost 35lbs in December on the COVID "food doesn't taste like anything" diet. Don't recommend!
Omg, smoothies are my go-to headache drink. The cold numbs the pain and lowers pressure in your head, the nutrients replenish electrolytes and help low blood sugar, and the liquid rehydrates. It attacks the headache from all angles. I'm glad it helped with your cold.
Get checked for covid they say omicron is like a sinus infection on steroids
@@jawjagrrl I had covid and didn’t lose my taste like if I had chocolate it actually tasted sweeter my taste was more but I felt like my lungs were closing and got double covid pneumonia and could of easily died don’t recommend that either
I got sick and tired of BEING sick and tired...so I did something about it. Down about 15 from my last Dr.'s appt.
Congratulation! 😊
Many friends of mine have been in diet. And in yo-yo mode.
Wish 'em success like you -- not merely for better look, but for better health & better feel.
Well done!!
I want (mostly) & need to a little. I’m getting ready to work on it but also eating 3 ice cream cones right now. I rarely eat ice cream so it’s kinda whatever but still.
Nice!!!!!! Keep at it. It's so, so worth it. Your knees will thank you!
That is fantastic!
I hate it how some people eat french fries 5 times a week and not gain a pound. Like i think about chocolate and i gain 5 pounds...help me.
Stop eating dairy.
@@HosCreates i’m a vegetarian, and I don’t eat or drink dairy.... it’s dark chocolate honey:)
Something I've found is that some people might eat French fries 5x a week, but they only eat a small serving each time. Or they'll have a really small dinner after a big lunch. You only see them when they're eating, but they don't actually eat all that much.
Blew my mind.
I can relate to ALL of them....
I love that you included Bluebell!!
I’m all of them!🤣
round is a shape, COME ON SOMEBODY!😂😂😂
Oh my WORD!!! I am counting all my points too! Have y'all been watching me?!?! 😂
Where is the "I cry my self to sleep so hard I lose weight diet"?
Yes its called depression and loss of appetite, or the breakup diet 🤫
@@HosCreates I thought the break up diet was ice cream and pasta.
So relatable y'all! Bless your hearts!
Which one are y’all? I’m probably the late night snacker... haha!
Keto here
Intermittant faster😁
Minus eating in the dark and hissing lol.
I've literally never gone on a diet, but Matt hissing in the dark is definitely something I'd do 😂
@@candicehoneycutt4318 youre my hero
Interesting. Keep up the work. God bless and have a wonderful day
Hahahahaha!!! "It's not a diet it's a RESET" 🙌
This was hilarious!!! And so true y'all!
Actually no it’s a fad diet
“Oh you haven’t seen everything will kill you but water?”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got me good!!!!
I’m the calorie counter guy. It works but makes me question how it makes you obsess with every bit of food you eat.
Oh man got me with the Calorie Counter and MyFitnessPal 😂
If you're gonna count calories, MyFitnessPal is the best one for sure!
love ur skits and you crack me up. thanks for entertaining us and please keep it up
Hey Matt, you okay, I heard there was a tornado in Birmingham
Everyone at IAST is doing ok. Thanks for checking on us, Wyatt!
@@alostrich okay
You missed my "after a 15 minute hypnosis session, 3 years later still holding a 40 lb weight loss at a size 6" True Story.
Whattt..congrats!
Size 6? You got way too tiny you didn’t need to lose 40 pounds
“You gotta ask yourself how bad you want this.”
Apparently not bad enough.
I intermittent fast. You didn’t have to attack me like that 😂😂
Cheat day warrior here!
Keto, intermittent fasting and cheat day warrior
7 days a week....
I’m so the juicer and the documentary watcher 😂
I once had a diet posted in my kitchen. I don’t t remember all of it but one point sticks in my mind. You can eat anything that is green because it’s good for you. This includes pistachios and mint ice cream.
A pistachio is a nut nuts are good for you 🙄. And the mint ice cream would be better with Oreos or chocolate chips also everything in moderation
Chocolate is good for you.
Whereas moderation....
😂
Keto guy didn’t say anything about losing hair. 😂
I hadn't heard that potential side-effect before! :/
Not just keto, any diet will make you lose hair from what I've heard.
@@SeriousCakes depends on what it is. If its paleo than you'll be okay. Protien from good meat and fruits and vegetables. You should be super healthy.
@@HosCreates from what I've heard it's not about the food but the amount of weight lost. I'm not speaking from experience, just from what I've heard from people that went through it. For myself, I started losing hair when I had kids. I tried several different diets and the hair loss never increased or decreased. I was doing keto for almost a year and switched to carnivore, that's when things changed for me. Now the hair loss has decreased significantly!
Bro if you lose your hair, you're not eating enough. Source: I have an eating disorder.
Lol the pain as he said "how badly do you want this?" 'Cause thats how that works lol
Ahhh the blue bell ice cream!!!😍😂
Calorie Counter gal is GORGEOUS! She don't need to diet. Y'all forgot the "sea(see)food dieter".
This made me realize how many changes I have made in my diet. I went from being vegetarian to vegan to a more plant based vegan. I am doing intermittent fasting. I experience ketosis with fasting. I have increased my water intake. I am also on weight loss meds than have really helped me with food obsessions. All this together helped me lose 50 almost 60 pounds in 3 months. I am finally getting my life together and am really proud of that. I have also been focusing on my mental health this past year or two and feel like a new person overall. I am genuinely happy and extremely proud of myself. 😊
Good job! Keep singing!
When am trying to lose weight and crave something for days. I go out and purchase the worst knock of brand of it that I can find. A few bites and well I don't want to finish it and the cravings go away.
I love your channel!
You guys are so funny and talented!! (-:
I laughed out loud at the 'dessert justifier'. Gold!
The "Warm Prune Juice" dieter. LOL "Anything can go in as long as it goes out quickly" LOL
The main side effect of going on a diet is that it comes up in every conversation
Man, we all need that dude arm lifting his bicycle in our lives 😆
Right now, my diet is like drinking water with chopsticks!
1:04😂I got an app called lose it i use just for that but the secret is u got to look at the menu b4 u got and know what your going to eat b4 u sit at the table
“stays on the diet during vacation “
Hahaha.. Pretty much me with all of it. Just wrap all of it up into a burrito and let's go!
Props to the Blue Bell ice cream! That was the go to when I lived in Texas but now unfortunately I live in New Jersey.
I know those people. And they are me.
I swear... every like 2 months or so... my mom is trying some new diet that she read from 10 different diet books from the 80s till the one she just found online 4 weeks ago... it encouraged my independence to start buying my own food early on.
That's an accurate depiction of the intermittent faster!! I am the same way with OMAD!
I can't...LOL. You guys are too much!
The struggle is real y'all!
I feel attacked! All of my personalities in one video! You're good lol
Yeah!! Exactly!! about that keto diet. tried it twice. Almost died of weakness, Twice.
That last one though. SPOT ON.
My favorite is the hissing Nighttime eater!! LOL!!! You're going to be in trouble if you stop him!!
“I’ve been brushing my teeth a lot” 😂😂😂😂😂
The juicer’s food looks like what I give my guinea pig
I'm on the forever til Monday. I start my diet on Monday, forget by Tuesday and justify resetting til next Monday.
🙋🏻♀️ same
Sister from another mother! Great minds DO think alike!
And then everyone just became registered dieticians in the comment section
Omg, my aunt is the whole 30 fanatic. She defends it all the time! It drives me up the wall!
It’s like a religion!
Did it once out of curiosity. Lost 8kg(18 lbs) I like cheese though
She knows it's not meant to be a permanent meal plan, right?
Actually it’s a fad diet
This so painfully accurate 😂
Wow!!!!!Yall nailed it!!!!👍🏻😄
Too funny.
Been brushing teeth a lot....oh the flavor! 😂