I think my favorite part is that the game considers this to be a level of “unable to battle” on par with getting your ass in the ocean and your head in the mountains
I mean, you try fighting when you're just getting off the high of anesthesia. I think imagining that this just magically happens and makes them cringe so hard it disables them is much funnier though.
honestly this one and magnum wedding should be victories by surrender as well also i like how zato just... doesn't react to inexplicably regaining his vision (unless faust just slashed the shit out of him then put stickers on his blindfold which would be really funny)
EDIT: Nevermind my question below; the third thing he said was, "The Forbidden Art of the Knife!" I bet the nice thing about dubbing Faust was that they didn't have to worry about matching mouth flaps. XD Also, I caught only two of the three things he can say before surgery begins: "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please!" and "Let the operation begin!" What was the third one? Something about bleeding hearts?
Somethin i think is funny is that there seems to be a "masculine" cute and a "feminine" cute, in the way that most girls get the dot eyes while most boys get the pacman eyes. The exceptions being Faust himself and Axl getting the dot eyes and Millia and Ino getting the pacman eyes. And also that the coloured highlight matches the characters eye colour, and Faust's is a tan implying that would be his eye colour (not entirely true tho, Zato i think was confirmed to have blue eyes, but that wasn't the case here, lol)
My personal favorite detail is how virtually all the characters have one or two looks they despise and one or two they like, with the exceptions being Zato who is indifferent at worst and Axl who is indifferent at best
Originally i thought faust insta kill would have been where he fulls on kcuts them inot peices and leave their skeleyon undameged and take there skeleton.
Picking the eyes for a mii really do be like this
I think my favorite part is that the game considers this to be a level of “unable to battle” on par with getting your ass in the ocean and your head in the mountains
I mean, you try fighting when you're just getting off the high of anesthesia. I think imagining that this just magically happens and makes them cringe so hard it disables them is much funnier though.
Or dizzy where they just nope out
"PUT IT BACK! Ky already fills this niche!"
Timberwolf139 someone finally said it! 😂😂😂
As a Leo main,
I fucking died
No amount of pretty boys will ever be enough!
Venom: "my....dignity!" Announcer: "Destroyed!"
6:25
3:08 Bedman is such a redditor I love him
so much so that faust basically tells him to shut up
No one can fill characters with pain, terror and dread as well as Faust can.
That's what I love about games like guilty gear and darkstalkers, they aren't afraid to screw with their characters as much as possible!
6:50 No one comments on the fact that Faust just slapped eyes onto his blindfold.
Truly a medical marvel
And onto a paper bag
*D E S T R O Y E D*
@ender3154 Eddy would be mad
@ender3154 Faust hates zato thats why
1:26 dont ever buy no weed from the gas station
The fact the heavy metal immediately resumes like nothing happened kills me
I love how they don't even try to fight back after it's over.
It's anesthesia...
@@madness..3449 I said after
@@akesan2374 I get it now,sorry...
"I know this guy is literally a miracle doctor who could revert this face, but I've now accepted this new look and will try and live this new life"
2:47 it feels weird seeing just the man, with no bed
Is he stupid?
In fairness, he is on a bed of sorts.
He's just Man now.
@@awesierra704 NAAH THEY DUN UNBEDDED MY MANS 😭😭😭😭
He looks so teeny like that. Especially next to mf Faust.
"Put it back! Ky already fills this niche!"
Lmao someone finally said it!!😂😂😂
Mike, TheAnimated Yep, That's Ode To Joy
I can’t believe that Faust would just let his patient keep a pipe in his mouth during an operation. But, he has a medical license, he gets a pass 5:45
Uhhhhhhhh about that
@@shiv3rcubesolver664 no listen, his instant kill takes you into a universe where he has one
"Zat's how I lost my Medical License!"
The reactions before the surgeries are just priceless. XD
6:25 : my dignity! DESTROYED!
"H-have i became an...anime?"
this ones kill me!! XD
Arie Kazami421 which one is that one?
Leo's!
You already were!
HE'S BECOME SELF AWARE
8 years ago, this was the video that got me into Guilty Gear and made me a Faust main. Bless you, uploader.
2:16 And just like that, Sin never wanted to go to the doctor again. :)
7:40 - Potemkin's "Perhaps a lifestyle change is in order..." cracked me up
7:00 i feel like all he does for Zato is draw on his blindfold
Love Bedman's long-winded lines.
I was totally expecting Faust to do stuff to Potemkin's helmet.
7:29 and of course, Potemkin's the only one that face looks good on
So accurate looking 💯
Perhaps a lifestyle change is in order...
He even says "Not bad"
Became tekken character
Perhaps the best compilation possible of Faust remake instant kills. Some of them are missing the dot eyes finish.
I agree. but that stupid black box below the screen ruins part of the subtitles D:
bedman sure talks a lot
*Snap!*
yes, even so that faust interrupts him during the end sequence
Are we going to talk about how faust *fixed* a hole in a ***paper bag***
now I'm wondering if the other Faust was asking what the point of his bag was because of the eyes or because he couldn't see anymore
LOL! Omg, this is too much! Especially, when he gives them the eyebrow version, it looks like they're seriously constipated
Slayer isn't scared, he's just a bit worried
2:45 so I’m the only one who noticed bedman is not scared, or how verbose he talks during this instant kill
My guy he's fucking asleep
To the point Faust sais just leave it
He's sleeping, and he's always verbose in every situation 😂
If there's ever a Guilty Gear x Blazblue game, Faust's Instant Kill on Ragna has to make him look like his wanted poster.
That would be absolutely hilarious
"This is what stress does to you!"
XP!
Well... Who hasn't once made an eye replacement operation with random cuts while listening to Ode of Joy?
Some people im sure: "this is a nice detail but no one's really gonna buy our game because of this"
Me:...
Same
Same
Faust knows all outcomes.
66.6 degrees? Bedman... Isn't that too much?
Yeah 66.5 is much more reasonable
god i loved that bed twink at 3:07
i like how may loves the anime one but it's still an instant kill
south korea's favourite instant kill :)))
Gottem
hearing bedman refuse to shut the fuck up again makes me so glad hes never gonna be in strive
Well he's here in spirit literally
Bedman actually looks kinda cute with the Bishie look.
3:33 la carita de may XD
I wished faust just marker or sharpies the paper bag when done to himself
honestly this one and magnum wedding should be victories by surrender as well
also i like how zato just... doesn't react to inexplicably regaining his vision (unless faust just slashed the shit out of him then put stickers on his blindfold which would be really funny)
Faust be the type of guy to upgrade my body but is upset that i have to pay 1 dollar
Nah, he's the guy you go to that you heard about from a friend of a friend
Trauma Center speedrunning
God I love bedman so much xD
They were all neutered...
That "so?" And that *snap* too!
No wonder Dizzy wants to kill him, but at the same time she doesn't want as well.
Bedman just continuing to shit-talk Faust in the BG during his "Destroyed" screen is fucking peak comedy.
1:25 is my favorite one because of how stupid he makes Sol look
EDIT: Nevermind my question below; the third thing he said was, "The Forbidden Art of the Knife!"
I bet the nice thing about dubbing Faust was that they didn't have to worry about matching mouth flaps. XD
Also, I caught only two of the three things he can say before surgery begins: "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please!" and "Let the operation begin!" What was the third one? Something about bleeding hearts?
I think it was the forbidden art of the knife or something along those lines?.
@@spencertang5155
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Didn't you see my "EDIT" up there...?
Huh, I could’ve sworn it wasn’t there at the time I posted it. Maybe I didn’t update the comments that time.
"Im not a kid"
0:04 poker face
Is that Ode Joy
Hosea Davit oops
yes
So all he does is pull a yoshikage Kira without Cinderella
Paper bag surgery.
so thats how you pronouce kawaii
So funny... Can't stop laughing... Need oxygen.
Somethin i think is funny is that there seems to be a "masculine" cute and a "feminine" cute, in the way that most girls get the dot eyes while most boys get the pacman eyes. The exceptions being Faust himself and Axl getting the dot eyes and Millia and Ino getting the pacman eyes. And also that the coloured highlight matches the characters eye colour, and Faust's is a tan implying that would be his eye colour (not entirely true tho, Zato i think was confirmed to have blue eyes, but that wasn't the case here, lol)
My personal favorite detail is how virtually all the characters have one or two looks they despise and one or two they like, with the exceptions being Zato who is indifferent at worst and Axl who is indifferent at best
He became anime😱😱😱😱😱
Will the girls like it?
*DESTROYED*
I'll take that as a 'no'
Are we just going to ignore the fact that not only did he performed plastic surgery on himself but he also did it on a paper bag?
He cut out the eyeholes himself
Faust kills Faust! Faust is killing himself! 4:36
1:25 Wat. D:
zato
Originally i thought faust insta kill would have been where he fulls on kcuts them inot peices and leave their skeleyon undameged and take there skeleton.
So freaking hilarious!!!!
"DOT... DOT... DOT...!!"
Where instant kill for Johnny, Jack o , Baiken, and Dizzy?
They aren’t in this version of the game
I think there’s a Japanese version of Jack o but there’s no English ones on TH-cam
Mister puzzles
will the girls like it?
"So...?"
lazy debtors your attention please
Ram: oh 😐
Wouldn’t Faust just kill Zato?
He sparred zato in the xrd story mode,so nah
No anesthesia...😭
Donald Duck
"Hey, what's the big idea, Faust?"
"I'm a girl?! *SQUAAAAAAAAAAWK*!"
"You must want me losing my temper over this face."
What's the classic music in this video?
ode to joy
Any particular reason why you made it so we can barely see the subtitles?
mfw 4:21
5:10
Why do you look gentlemen?You are attention please
japanese pls
+viet thanh cao yes, please?
weabooss
viet thanh cao Nyet.
look it up, ya lazy weeb
The newer games are so far in Japanese only, soooo, might wanna check those out?
They were all neutered...
They were all neutered...