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Every Goal I Score the Pitch Shrinks
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ค. 2025
- Can I win the UCL before the Pitch disappears?
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What video should I make next? 🤔
Rebuildin barca with unrealistic trnasfers
Fix my fc 25 team ok
Please rebuild arsenal please I beg you
Hey
BARCA VS MADRID tourney
That Penalty shootout I was literally dying bro 😂😂😂
Same
For real
They are fighting for their life 😭😂
fr fr
Fr
WAIT this guy looks EXACTLY like me
WAIT HE’S A FAKE
Did bro just write on his second channel
Yoo he does
Put inter Miami in the world cup
I do rebuilds too 🎉
0:23 "i need my eyes checked tottenham are looking good for once" BRO THATS CRAZY
5:24
Ayo chill Derek
Ngl it is
Fr
That's how bad Tottenham are.
That knee slide by a goal keeper was crazy
Every time you score the goalkeeper gets bigger
Yeah
Best Video ever. Caught myself laughing permanently the last 3 minutes of the video😂
That Penalty shootout I was literally dying bro 😂😂😂
Dude, you’re a genius for coming up with something like this!
7:40 the best moment
Pazjor the polish goat never runs out of these amazing ideas 😂
This is gotta be pazjor funniest video ever 😂😂😂😂
Don't want to be that guy but seeing Mbappe behind the net just makes want to say offside 😅
W VIDEO PAZ
It translates toin video October
14:46 that knee slide🔥
Funniest football video I ever watched 😂...
Thanks for this ❤
Teacher : Our pitch is very big and can be used for volleyball and soccer!
The pitch : 10:28
Pazjor is the guy who knows how to make people laugh and make it so entertaining like I love him so much I even watch him on the toilet and keep him on and watch him even late at night 💀✋
I do to
@@minasvuecrazy😭
That Courtois penalty save was Epic!!! 🤣🤣
Edit: Oh shit! I should've waited before commenting.
13:29 the best penalty shoot out😂😂😂
But bro when the keepers was stuck in the net i kept laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the funniest video I've ever seen in my life
Thanks bro you're the best
"great goal but a horrid celebration" 😂😂😂 0:31
Derek Rae Really Roasted Tottenham 0:25💀💀💀💀 Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
What is true?
I am a tottenham fan
@Nawaf69420 “ay yo chill Derek”
@@jcreno3710I feel bad for you
I do rebuilds too 😊
This vid was an absolute banger wont spoil end tho!!
13:36 i was dying in laughter 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
And the people that were glitching on the floor made it even funnier 🤣
This is hilarious this deserves a subscribe
9:44 i would bet £3 that there was a cut there
it's real, I couldn't believe it either
@@Pazjor I'm glad I bet £3 then
Nah there wasn't a cut his reaction was on point no cut I believe Pazjor he makes authentic videos unlike S2g who creates stupid storylines
There is something called a cheat engine, which allows you to tweak the results and everything outside the game, that's how he was changing the pitch size prob
@@PazjorI'll clap you bot
Ayo chill Derek 0:28
0:26
0:27
Darek Ray bringing in the smoke 🔥
You made me laugh so hard at the last 10 minutes
13:52 I was dying😂😂😂
You should make a video where if you score the pitch gets bigger
7:41 Karius moment basically in the same way
10:30 What is M- offside doing
11:28 uh what the
12:42 stuck again 💀
13:44 bro
13:49 he’s floating
14:14 😂😂
This video is crazy
Mbappé hater :
@votcia it's true though 😂😂😂😂
Ese campo tan pequeño me recuerda al fútbol del cologio 😊
11:21 bro just went "I like yo cut G to carvagal"😭🙏
10:53 is this wrestling class bru💀
13:02 what are these bottlers doing bru😭
13:36 they are legit falling over each other💀
Npc
@@sandrotamindzija2482 im a npc are you dum?
Yoo fv8
@@RFGod_Editz hi
13:39
The commentator is being so funny especially when he says that Richarlison’s celebration was horrid
12:20 felt like old school game
13:40 funniest penalty shootout everrrrrr!! I fell off my bed😂😂😂😂
2:25Talk about a failure 😂😂😂😂
13:58 weirdest and funniest penalty shootout ever
10:30 mbappe still offside 😂
Funniest video ever!! literally died laughing 🤣🤣
Eu tava bebendo agua,quando chegou no final do video,eu guspi tudo kakakakakakaka
❤❤❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😢😢😢😮😮😮😅😅😅😊😊+4+579
Great video! As always.
Bro this is so funny 😂😂😂😂 0:35
The voice over is roasting the whole thing 💀💀💀😭🙏😭🙏
1:21 why is bro staring at me like that 😂
The GK stucking in the net made me laugh so hard 😭
8:07 nah this is funny af😂😂
GYAT
I was dying when they were fighting each other😂😂😂
For every goal the pitch gets bigger
Yes😮
And the pitch starts small
We know
Yes
or player get smaller 😂
This was the BEST! I will sub!
I WILL SUB TOO ITS THE BEST 👌
FOR EVERY GOAL CONCEDED 1 REALEASE,EVERY GOAL SCORED GET TO TAL A OLAYER FROM THAT TEAM
Why capitals?
What?
1:39 bruh the commentators are roasting left and right 😂
Finally the commentators that roast are back🤣🤣
they were on vacation for so long
I know
Same here
@@Pazjor hahas😂😂😂😂 1:30
9:03 😂😂 17 number what he is doing😂
Every time you score the pitch get smaller
15:01
0:24 I need my eyes checked. Derek bro show some respect😂
Best fc video everrrrrr
12:59 the size if my indoor soccer field lol😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
0:17 Spurs!!!!
Nah really I thought it was arsenal
Lame spurs
The pitch gets smaller and the players on the team that scored gets 1 foot bigger
My favourite TH-camr 🎉🎉❤
Pazjor asking did we win!!!😂😂😂
Nah there's no way they have a north london derby💀
bro the penalty shoot out was the funniest thing ever 😂
0:26 Ayo chill Derek got me jumping out of my window☠️
Another BANGER Pazjor!
Every time i concede a goal my goalie becomes bigger/smaller
Smaller, concedes more goals. Bigger, concedes less
1:21 the kid really said 🙂
Pov: soccer fields in school
Fr
ITS CALLED FOOTBALL
It’s called football
It’s called football😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ITS CALLED FOOTBALL
Nice work on the pigeon dance😂
12:58 is or pitch in school 😂
Great video Pazjor. Keep it up
7:14 LOL LOLLL 8:02 NAHHH LOL
this is the most hilarious video u have made😂😂
COYS!!! 🔥🔥🔥
14:34 got me laughing out so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stopping bots from saying pazjor fans👇
0:25 THIS COMMENTARY GOT ME DYING ISTG
4:01 it is hard
Pazjor, please add more of the funny commentary.
6:34 lol
14:40 Gk was like f this and jumped out the net to save the shot 💀
Like actually
😂😂😂😂😂the penalty against Real Madrid in the 28:20th minute
That richarlison celebration 1:09
When
Start of a great vid
School football mode
Underrated comment
Every goal, extend the pitch
That’s a good idea😅
The pitch would be as big as the sun 😭
10:09 that’s my birthday
Same!!!!!
Me tooo
Twiiiins
Then you all are lucky
SAME!!!!!
This was really the funniest video I've ever seen of fc25 😂😭
REAL PAZJOR FANS ARE YOU HERE ???
BOT
“I need to get my eyes checked,spurs is actually doing good for once”😂
Pazjor subscribers here 👇
me
10:52 got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
you will reach 100 m sub
Steward and Derek was crazy that pen shootout😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 7:40 was insane
14:09 💀💀
Love ur vids Paz I watched every vid like 100 times
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