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I stepped on a simple stick of wood and became so depressed that I decided to give up right there. I'll spend the rest of my life, rotting in a prison somewhere. But the worst part is: I'll never find out what really happened to me on that cold January night in a 5th street diner. Because as far as the rest of the world is concerned; I'm just another insane murdererer.
"Oh man. I banged my toe on the table this morining. It hurts alot." "Hey, Lucas. We're out of coffee filters. Think you can get some new ones at the store?" "... And that's how my story ends. I just couldn't handle this constant pressure."
Bruce Wayne watched his parents die behind a theater and became batman in order to stop crime. The main character in Fahrenheit known as Lucas stubs his toe and proceeds to kill himself.
“And that’s the end of my story, I went to bed one day at a late hour and turned unexpectedly. Mixed with decreased sleeping hours my body couldn’t adapt and I suffocated to death on my own stupidity.”
"Don't write about being a rookie soldier in WWII, because you don't have a clue what that's like. Talk about yourself, your life, your emotions, the people around you, what you like, what you hate - this is how the industry will make a huge step forwards. I'm fed up with space marines." - David Cage, his story is now!!!!!
he shouldn't write about weird alternate realities because he doesnt know what thats like either. He shouldn't write about possessions either he doesn't know what that's like. Or hauntings. Or police investigations pertaining to a murder that was caused by a possession. Or Asian Americans. Or African Americans. Or just police investigations period. Or premonitions. Or the space/time continuum. Or androids. He could make games about being a pretentious dick, though.
My favourite part about that decision was when they came back to record after a brief break(?) and spent a good minute laughing at the filename because they'd forgotten.
Best game ever. The fact it has two names and it’s not called Fahrenheit where Fahrenheit is used just makes it poetic. Beautiful game. Beautiful work cricken. Don’t think I forgot you Shayne everyone knows Cricken would be nothing without you. Yes that was ironic. And no it doesn’t count as brown nosing if it’s used in company with irony.
And that's the end of my story, Once checked the TH-cam comments I had already stepped over the final line in the sand, and so I took my life unwilling to cope with the waste of human intelligence dwelling there.
I absolutely LOVE this game and I'm glad you're playing it. I appreciate these videos a lot because I don't usually get the chance to check out your stream. Love your videos dude, have for a while. Thanks for the fine entertainment!
A lot of people like hard games(dark souls, any platformer with death involved, etc.) so no not really an axiom in any sense, even potentially here since it might jeopardize the "so bad it's good" factor.
You know that feeling when you watch a let's player do everything wrong in a game? I feel like people come to this channel for that feeling magnified 10 times.
*stubs toe* Well, that's the end of my story. I stubbed my toe for the last time. I'll never know what happened in that diner, because in the eyes of the world I'm just a shitposter.
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Everyone give a warm welcome to Timm who edited this video and will likely help making more content on the channel!
His other work: th-cam.com/users/Timmpalainen
Be sure to leave a nice comment like 'well job, timm' or maybe 'this bit was my favorite' to be friendly
Timm don't trust Criken, he has Shane locked up in his basement. Don't tru-
RIP
well job, timm... well god damn job
I love he chuckles a little bit describing his death by the drink and the meds. lol We need more of this
Criken2 its just an error link lol. Is that his work?
Criken: "Shayne, I got a new editor"
Shayne: "*And that's the end of my story*"
D:
Rip
At least he wasn't fired
*Steps on a stick*
"Well that's the end of my story."
"Errrg Don't step on that!"
...Be careful not to make a sound!
*WELL THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY*
No don't touch that!
I stepped on a simple stick of wood and became so depressed that I decided to give up right there.
I'll spend the rest of my life, rotting in a prison somewhere.
But the worst part is: I'll never find out what really happened to me on that cold January night in a 5th street diner.
Because as far as the rest of the world is concerned; I'm just another insane murdererer.
"Oh man. I banged my toe on the table this morining. It hurts alot." "Hey, Lucas. We're out of coffee filters. Think you can get some new ones at the store?" "... And that's how my story ends. I just couldn't handle this constant pressure."
Bruce Wayne watched his parents die behind a theater and became batman in order to stop crime. The main character in Fahrenheit known as Lucas stubs his toe and proceeds to kill himself.
“And that’s the end of my story, I went to bed one day at a late hour and turned unexpectedly. Mixed with decreased sleeping hours my body couldn’t adapt and I suffocated to death on my own stupidity.”
that's the end of my story.
I'll never know exactly what happened on that cold night in January, because as far as everyone's concerned, I'm just a murderer.
Hi!
Mixed medication and alcohol....
And*
weeb
* Makes bologna sandwich *
“WELL THATS THE END OF MY STORY”
Lucas ended up hating my sandwich. I'll never know what happened in that kitchen but in the eyes of the world I'm just a bad chef.
...So then I decided to watch a fun Animated movie to lift my spirits.
*Plays first part of Up*
And that’s the end of my story
"Don't write about being a rookie soldier in WWII, because you don't have a clue what that's like. Talk about yourself, your life, your emotions, the people around you, what you like, what you hate - this is how the industry will make a huge step forwards. I'm fed up with space marines." - David Cage, his story is now!!!!!
he shouldn't write about weird alternate realities because he doesnt know what thats like either. He shouldn't write about possessions either he doesn't know what that's like. Or hauntings. Or police investigations pertaining to a murder that was caused by a possession. Or Asian Americans. Or African Americans. Or just police investigations period. Or premonitions. Or the space/time continuum. Or androids.
He could make games about being a pretentious dick, though.
It's a shame David Cage never talks about the part of his life when he was a bank technician assaulted by magic bugs.
You know, write your life :D
He also must have been a Native American fighting evil ghosts with their Ancestors.
He has first hand experience with possessing a man's body and screwing the man's wife
So you mean all of his main characters banging brunette short haired women is autobiographical and not wish fulfillment?
“I’ll name the profile what this game is. And that’s *SADNESS.* “ -Pat Boivin
My favourite part about that decision was when they came back to record after a brief break(?) and spent a good minute laughing at the filename because they'd forgotten.
"Aaand, that's the end of my story"
"You died"
Pick one.
Aaaand it's gone.
that was a dope edit from the games -2 to Criken2 Presents
"Oh no I Maek zee bad game," - Electronic Gaming Pioneer David Kage
*Eats a pineapple pizza*
"And that's the end of my story."
10:38
*Watches Fake News*
"That's the end of my story."
FAKE NEWS
I'd be suicidal too if I watched CNN
@@Scatmanseth *reads reply* *turns on news* news anchor:CNN is killing people because of fake news me:Well that was the end of my story
The office bed bugs need you to stay over and work late Criken
Oh my god, why did this make me laugh so hard
Sammie1053 Because you just might be a fan of the Super Best Friends
Bizniz bug needs u to work late
two mags on backup
JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Jack Black:AAAAARRGRGGGGGGG!!
Well that's the end of my magazines.
Two magazines on backup.
Criken just got Caged.
"Well well well, seems like you've found me.
This thing can go either one of two ways:
Now that's the end of my story, or--"
There's a certain charm in seeing how long you can keep Lucas alive. He's like a lost toddler.
Geralt of Rivia: *Falls off a cliff*
"And that's the end of my story"
Somewhere in his hole Woolie is mumbling "BOTTLES, OH SHIT WE GOT BOXES SON, THAT WAS IKEA...THE PHONE!"
"Looking away shall be my only form of negation. Ain't getting arrested for that shit." -Friedrich Nietzsche
'Ive got to save that kid!"
*Takes a single step in the wrong direction*
"well, im committed to leaving now, what a shame"
Best game ever. The fact it has two names and it’s not called Fahrenheit where Fahrenheit is used just makes it poetic.
Beautiful game. Beautiful work cricken.
Don’t think I forgot you Shayne everyone knows Cricken would be nothing without you.
Yes that was ironic. And no it doesn’t count as brown nosing if it’s used in company with irony.
Even better since Shayne didn't edit this one
Sammie1053 that explains why I couldn’t fap to it.
T W O M A G A Z I N E S O N B A C K U P
Primary Nerf “AWWH I M D R Y”
AND THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY.
And that’s the end of my story...
Annnnnd that's the end of my story.
Annnnnddd its gone
“No magazines on backup!”...
“aaaand that’s the end of my story.”
OOPS I MAKE ZE BAD GAEM
EMOSHUNS
And that's the end of my story, Once checked the TH-cam comments I had already stepped over the final line in the sand, and so I took my life unwilling to cope with the waste of human intelligence dwelling there.
14:20 *And that's the end of the video, I watched the whole video*
And that’s how my story ends.
This is gonna meme soon lol
"Just like the simulation" you were saying?
WATCH THOSE WRIST-ROCKETS!
"You have: *no* new messages."
...And that's the end of my story.
David Cage will NEVER escape his sins.
I already like this game.
New meme: *insert random stupid action* "and that's the end of my story."
Ryan Smith i agree xD
*Forgot to wash the dishes, and you hear the door unlocking*
And that's the end of my story.
Lol this game is so meme worthy.
Can die at any moment, accurate portrayal of SI
Criken plays ze bahd gaime
The sadness never ends
I absolutely LOVE this game and I'm glad you're playing it. I appreciate these videos a lot because I don't usually get the chance to check out your stream. Love your videos dude, have for a while. Thanks for the fine entertainment!
*I guess I’ll watch one more*
“Aaaand that’s the end of my story”
GAME OVERS ARE THE FAILURE OF THE GAME DESIGNER
Kazerz *DESIGNER*
*FIXED*
“Annnnnnnd that was the end of his story. After playing a David Cage game he decided god has abandoned us and ended his life.”
A lot of people like hard games(dark souls, any platformer with death involved, etc.)
so no not really an axiom in any sense, even potentially here since it might jeopardize the "so bad it's good" factor.
it sad when people say stuff like that serious, scares me for the future of the game industry.
Welcome Timm! Good job on the edit! Can't wait to see more of your stuff in the future!
*Makes cereal but has no milk*
Well that's the end of my story...
"And that's the end of my story."
*TO BE CONTINUED*
I can't wait until the continuation! Your commentary is so funny!
And that's the end of my story....I watched till the end of a criken2 video
Well Job Timm. Good Guy
*sees someone post the uganda knuckles meme*
and that's the end of my story-
Pls make more content on this game. I will love to see how this plays out and more parts of how his story ends.
Holy crap the edit @ 12:38 deserves ALL the respect! Shit's seamless!
'Its like Heavy Rain all over again' WELL ABOUT THAT
The editing on this is really great. Nice job, Timm!
*sneeze in public * well that's the end of my story ...
4:45 criken scared me more than anything Jesus
I'M DRY!
and that's the end of my story.
I love this i hope you make a series of this game !
Oh i god this was so good :') hopefully his story wont end too soon
David Cage you've done it again!
I loved this stream Criken! Stinks about the save game data though, would love to see you try it again sometime!
The doorbell rang. It scared me a little bit. And that's the end of my story.
“1..”
And thats the end of my story.
You know that feeling when you watch a let's player do everything wrong in a game?
I feel like people come to this channel for that feeling magnified 10 times.
*stubs toe*
Well, that's the end of my story. I stubbed my toe for the last time.
I'll never know what happened in that diner, because in the eyes of the world I'm just a shitposter.
TWO MAGAZINES ON BACKUP
and that's how my story ends. My partner managed only to save 1 magazine on backup, and we weren't able to survive the fight with the giant insects...
"Lightly bangs elbow against a pillow"
Well that's the end of my story.
That was the smoothest intro. Good work Shayne
Loved your last, gonna love this one, Thanks!
*Swears*
Some random person: "Watch your language"
Me: *" AND DAT'S THE END OF MY STORY"*
Cheers Timm, welcome on board
Hey Timm I liked what you did with the mirror and the text nice detail
"You have no new messsages."
"Well, that's the end of my story. I guess I'll never know what happened to me in that diner..."
YOOO, I used to watch my stepbrother play this game on his p2, this is so cool.
Already much more bearable than those Heavy Rain videos
Lets hope that sticks
love it when you play these type of games
*steps on dogs foot by accident*
And thats the end of my story
another one that makes sense who knew you could find _good_ comments on youtube
That caption on the mirror @12:38 was great.
And that's the end of my story, I just watched this video and died of laughter. Who am I kidding, I need sleep anyways.
And that's how my story ends , I watched TV.
12:25 "You have *NO* new messages"
No, my depression is back
"And that's how my story ends ...."
Yo that "Criken2 Presents" was smooth af
Please do more of this!
Blinks
Aaand that's the end of my story.
This game's soundtrack tho. Angelo Badalamenti's theme is the best thing about this game (David Cage's unintended narrative hilariousness aside).
Dude is fighting a giant fleas, welp now I've seen everything.
I want Criken to start using "aaaand that's the end of my story" in his Bloodborne playthrough xD
I feel like someone's story is going to end
"He's going to have to take a shit and that's going to be the end.."
"And that's the end of my story, I just couldn't take the pressure."
Haaaaaaang it up
And that's how the 2 magazines on backup end.
walk into a theater, Watching the new Star-Wars movie. *my phone starts ringing* "and that's the end of my story"
"You have no new messages."
...
"AAAAAAAAND THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY."
"New York Police. Please open the door"
"That's the end of my story.
i wasn't able to take the pressure "
And that’s the end of my story
Oh man I can't wait for the flying kung-fu fights with magic aliens.
Ah, the beginning of this game is so cool! I look forward to seeing Criken react as it goes downhill.
*Runs out of save rings* Aaaaaand that's the end of my story.
THAT BIT WAS MY FAVORITE!!!!
I'm so glad this is continuing! This was hilarious! Lol xD
"You have no new messages"
"Aaaand that's how my story ends"