RiffTrax: Don't Get Angry (Full FREE Short)
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Paul eventually regretted lacing the inside of Pete’s baseball glove with anthrax. Eventually.
🎶 "I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
I'll cut you, man
I'll really take you out" 🎶
This Don't Get Angry video is getting me SO ANGRY! GGGRRRRRR!!!
QUICK! Draw an ugly drawing of your aunt!!
"In his anger, Paul went down to the local police station to falsely accuse Pete of being a Communist."
“Muscles loosened up.” Much like my digestive tract after Golden Corral.
It wouldn't be rifftrax without a jab at Golden corral
Don’t get Angry. Get even!
Amen 😂
Also, don’t warn them before retaliating. That way, they can’t claim in court that you extorted them.
Don’t get Even, just go Mad!
Never get angry. Never make a threat....Reason with people - Don Vito Corleone
If Susan would've learned to use her anger to perform better during jump rope, she would've embraced the Dark Side and become a Sith Rope-Jumping Master! Do it! Embrace your hatred and complete your training Susan!
When I was a young lad, I dealt with anger the way children should: Playing hours of DOOM while listening to angry German techno, and occasionally glancing at the Anarchist's Cookbook, and I turned out fine...
I want a t-shirt that says "hair trigger rage machine" now.
"If we care for our anger to others, to respect others will learn how to care for, to respect our country." Bob Crane. Cheers....
These pretzels are making me thirsty
😂😂 My girlfriend & I once walked behind a remote news reporter when she said that to me. On the replay later that night, you could see the twitch of a grin on the reporter's face. What a pro! Didn't laugh. ✌️😂😂
Well, times change. Priscilla is now the Queen of the Desert.
What I would do if I were Paul: Put on shoes while crossing Abbey Road just to make it super-clear that I'm not in fact dead.
Hysterical 😂
Susan is already like a grown woman. Eating chocolate for comfort and reading Daniel steele novels.
Zen mantra: "Control your anger or your anger will control you."
50s: "Imagine Pete was a punching bag. Now Hit It! Hit it harder!! Doesn't that feel good?"
White people logic 🤷♂️
I didnt know someone could feel "bursting" with unhappiness...I feel hollowed with joy right now.
I feel weighed down by excitement, myself.
@@HylianFox3 I'm blooming with confusion
I'm bloated with ennui.
I am experiencing a lack of rage, but I am at a sensation of bemusement and contentment
I have often felt swollen with displeasure, or livid with proudness
"There's Nothing Wrong With It." "You're Too Sensitive."
The punching bag thing works pretty well. It works even better if you use those large punching bags instead, and kidnap the person you’re angry at and stuff them in the bag. Then punch your anger away! If your hands get sore, you can use a baseball bat or a crowbar, or a .22. Pete will never break a promise to you again! Ah, 1950’s conflict resolution and mental health exercises. 👍
Know what I learned from this? Avoid people who's name starts with P. They will just make you angry.
This should be required viewing for anyone before they get to post TH-cam comments.
It should be required viewing for everyone at, say, age six or seven and then a refresher or two down the road.
Peace was never an option!
Still, this short provides better psychological guidance than Dr. Phil...
Can't argue with that
True that.
Or diet advice.
"Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and stop being weird." I mean, what else other advise do you need?
And better relationship advice, let's be real.
I left my wife for my affair partner six years ago and I haven't cheated on her.
Bill's opening rant about the pretzel bag is spot on
I recently had a panic attack, and it was terrifying. I woke up feeling angry and out of control, throwing things and punching my pillows. I was afraid of hurting my sister, who was visiting me, so I begged her to help me. I also felt like something was crawling on my skin, which I later learned is a common symptom of panic attacks. My sister came over, hugged me, and stayed with me until the ambulance arrived. The emt measured my heart rate at 230 beats per minute. He gave me meds to calm me down. There is more to this story but that’s not the point.
I am frustrated with the short film because it failed to accurately represent the complexities of the human experience, especially when it comes to mental health with anger and panic attacks. However, I found comfort in comedians who used sarcasm to make sense of the short film. Their humor helped me see it in a different light and find some clarity.
I'm sharing my story because I want to raise awareness about panic attacks and mental health. If you're struggling, know that you're not alone.
This short did get one thing right and is what i did with my sister, telling someone what you are feeling is very important.
Having been a little girl at one time, I can say with trembling certainty that angrily telling another little girl that you are angry at them will in fact only make them angry, after which the two little girls are likely to become mortal enemies who plot revenge on each other until the day they both die.
I've seen it happen
Then one of them turns into the older sister from "Social Acceptability".
"Man, if Marion ends up dead you know who did it!"
Yeah, honestly most of this advise is decent but whoever wrote that one should have been fired immediately.
@@chrisc6857, I also question the one about imagining (and enacting) beating up the person you're mad at.
Is it possible for two villains to share the same origin story?
"Don't Get Angry... Get Even!"
Oh man this screams 50's attitude. My mom grew up in the 50s and has all kinds of stories about her own dad's anger issues. They had no idea of how to deal with it healthily.
I got rid of my anger once but I used up all my tape, lime and garbage bags.
Lime doesn't actually work (lying mystery novelists). You need to use a 55-gallon drum filled with lye to guarantee proper disappearance.
3:08 "Man, Susan is a hair-trigger rage machine!" That says it.
And when the machine breaks down.....WE break down ! And I ain't gonna allow that....in any of ya - Sgt. Barnes
The raging Ms. Blake 😡 from "Terror From the Year 5000" could really use this short's recommendations!
The silent shots of Susan raging are like an Eisenstein film
"Don't get angry" was good advice when you're working for Stalin.
Now that I've watched "Alexander Nevsky," I can totally see it
“Are we watching Charles Starkweather’s origin story?”
Good to know Bill can still hit those Crow-levels of rage.
"Hey, Mike, are you Luxembourg?...then SHUT!!! UP!!!!"
Unlike some running jokes, Crow / Bill tearing into Mike never wears thin for me.
Angry is the way I feel when I don’t get my Rifftrax fix
Wow, even went for mothers good candlestick holder! 😮
Listen, I've been watching MST3K since I was like 6, then rifftrax since it started. Please never stop doing this, you guys are the bees knees. Ps Cambots existence drove me insane
So, Cambot gives you feelings of mental illness?
Is there anger in your underlying feelings of contempt and hatred?
Do you suffer from non-specific issues of doubt, despair and dread?
Perhaps you're drinking too much coffee or chocolate that's putting your mental faculties on edge.
I recommend a psyche evaluation, some Thorazine and a series of shock treatments.
Then, to be locked away in a dark basement for a year.
IT'S COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😇
I been listening for 20 minutes and can’t hear shit
@Greg Gauthier That will lead to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Theory.
Yes! Don't stop the music~😸👏🏼
Still better advice than "just try to move forward."
The idea that "anger is pressure, you have to let it out" was the leading psychological theory in the 1950s and '60s. People were advised to go somewhere they could yell and scream, punch a pillow, etc.
It's since been proven that this is the worst possible way to handle anger. It makes you feel much better at the time, but in the long run it conditions you that being angry feels good. You're actually training yourself to fly into a rage at the slightest thing.
Yes, "primal scream therapy" seemed like a great idea at the time but was shown to increase people's blood pressure even when they were relaxed.
I said in another post what a big influence Psychoanalysis was back then; it counters the stereotype that everyone in the 50s was a repressed zombie.
@James Scott Self Defense Blood pressure is an objective method of measuring stress.
@James Scott Self Defense I don't think the immense complexities of human emotion being difficult to understand and address makes studying it "pseudoscience." By that logic, no antidepressants are real medicine because many of them don't work for some people while for others they do.
A better way to say it would be, humans can't be put in a small box and analyzed like a chemical. There are just too many factors, and experiments essentially consist of simple observations since ACTUAL experiments are often considered war crimes.
That would actually explain people's pathological hatred of Brie Larson
0:50 "YOU WILL SUFFER MY 1950'S RAGE! a well thought out properly worded ARGUMENT!"
@3:24 when she kind of collapses and puts her head on her mom's knees, my heart genuinely melted a little poor kid! Wait no wait I'm supposed to be laughing.
I don't get angry. I just pledge enteral and bloody vengance.
That "kettle" is actually a teapot.
“bursting with unhappiness” 😂
9:57 "He is getting rid of his anger by drawing a picture of his ass"
Oh, yeah. Works for me.
A fun riff, but the film actually did give some good advice about managing one's anger.
Why Study Industrial Arts makes me legit wish I studied industrial arts
yes, its surprisingly healthy advice for the 1950s
@@yerabbit Freudianism was at its peak in the 50s
You can still tell its age, though. Susan talks things out with someone to calm down, but Paul's solution is to just hit something while pretending that it's the person he's mad at. Yeah, they also show another boy doing something non-violent to calm down, but that does stand out.
@@shwahgamer that jibes pretty well with reality; boys (esp. during puberty) going to physically lash out more often than girls
The more I think about this, the more I suspect that Susan here may have a last name of Atkins....Anyway, it's great to see the Three Riffers still together after 35 years (man, us original MSTIEs, we're all sadly getting old) and still going strong!😃
Holy cow, seriously? Crazy how time flies, man.
@@ChibiPanda8888 I know, right? MST started in '88, now it's 35 years later....I have no idea where the time went. Heck, I'm still watching The Film Crew episodes!
I had to look up who that was, but uh... I can see it now o_o
I went to school with a Susan Adkins. (One letter off)
I figured this was gonna go very different. I thought it was gonna end up being a short about the belief that "Any conflict is bad and anything that stops the conflict is good, even if you didn't actually resolve the problem, you just stopped fighting."
I'm glad I was wrong. But this was a great riff!
Psychoanalysis was a huge influence in the 50s, even if that gets ignored now
Yeah that's what separates the 50s from the 80s.
The original rage quitters
wearing oven mitts in place of boxing gloves brings Yello Dello memories to the surface...
Oven mitts were digitally inserted by the most advanced computers.
@@dynamicsketch The most advanced computer magic available.
@@srbrant5391 I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing at Marzipan. She's funny-looking.
"It was time to go to TH-cam comments and tell classical violinists they're ugly"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
OMG, I laughed so loud I woke up my family...
The Blood God Khorne appreciates my anger. Just like Susan's.
Aghh, you beat me to the joke! That makes my blood boil…blood…BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! _(mouth-foaming anger-gibberish)_
Paul had to bury the anger in the bear ears on his hat.
Waiting for this to premiere and I'm already enraged
7:51 "Mom, are there times when you don't feel fresh?"
The riffs are better advice than the ones in the short.
The moment Pete appears at 4:00, it looks like you're about to meet this story's Eddie Haskell.
I was surprised when he didn't start picking on them.
Amusing, entertaining and edifying blast from the past. Thank you Encyclopedia Britannica for producing and of course RT and MST3 for presenting these kinds of interesting PSA cultural time capsules. "Like kettles filled with steam" indeed.
Super 50's Anti-Anger Powers: Empathy, honesty, and communication/expression. Pretty progressive and self-aware for the USA. We seem to have lost a step priority-wise since then.
Paul pounded the bag then Mr Johnson pounded Paul 😅😢😮😂
I normally enjoy your riffs, but this one made me so angry, I tore the "Do Not Remove" tags off my mattress. That's right...I went there.
I always love a good Tom Waits reference. And Franks Wild Years doesn’t get enough play.
i'm fucking creasing myself at this 😂😂😂😂
Ooooh, good job with using Tom Waits lyrics!
“Try mutilating animals on the front lawn”? Wow!
Hey, it was fun watching the premiere with the live chat. I love you people!
Susan sure is channeling her inner Jan Brady 😂that's all I could see when she was raging
Here, Susan it's the 1950s , take one of these pills and the rage will vanish
Great! Now I'm even angrier than I was before I started watching this, Bill!
Don’t get angry . . . get sadistic.
10:37 Rest in pieces clay person.
That was a classic.
Love the Tom Waits riff!
Don't Get Angry Get Even
I just got through watching this with my Friends account on your website. It's amazing.
I imagine being forced to do these shorts back then made people angry
Or watch them.
“My novel sucks!”
Grrrrrr! This short makes me so angry!
Don't tell me what I can or can't do!
Absolutely cannot believe some of these coping skills for anger
Susan was pissed.
Don't get angry just approach those who've upset you with a chilling joy and an eerie grin that way they don't know your true intentions
Coily would have dragged those who wronged him into the blackest pit of his dark universe.
Be like Coily.
NOOO SOULL!
DOING! 😳 😂
Oh Coily!
Didnt Coily do that already?
"Hey, come on, I want my jump rope back."
"No Susan's jump rope!"
it's a bit disturbing that a short would specifically advocate imagining you are physically assaulting the subject of your anger
It does feel a bit off, huh? I always figured essentially any relatively violent activity would help because it releases your emotions in bursts of energy. Not as a sub-in for beating Pete's face in. Stupid Pete
Good to see a young Nancy Culp.
2:51 golden corral's new slogan.
Susan is a future Black Flag fan.
Never bet angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people. - Don Vito Corleone.....Truly an offer you can't refuse.
0:59 - “WHY, LISA, WHY?!”
I'm triggered by the title alone. I'm going to have to watch "R.O.T.O.R." and Samarai Cop just to cope. With a chaser of Truck Farmer and Hired to be perfectly safe...
you guys make me laugh out loud
Starkweather reference! The 50s greaser Manson....
Angron looks upon these children with paternal pride.
When I get angry, I just bellow "The CURSE of BIGFOOT!"
Thank goodness today angry teens have social media to help vent their feelings in a positive and constructive way. 😇
Yeah, that "classical violinist" riff was oddly specific yet accurate.
also adults who continue to act like teens
I can feel that sofa with my eyes.
It's always just 1 comment that makes me laugh at these and this was the "parole officers" 😂
You know, drugs are like that
Like what?
Like anger!
A _whaaaat?_
As a paul..Paul... thank you 😊
This is the prequel to Firestarter.
I think everyone in the video should be glad Priscilla didn't come back with that knife of hers 😂😅
Omg this one’s awesome guys!
Was Susan trying to quickly tie a noose over a game of jump rope @0:38?!? 😊
Geez, if these kids were that easy to anger back then, imagine if they were around today and played COD or Fortnite.