this man did a world conquest as Luxembourg, the Mariana federation, Slovakia, Korea and it takes you until 1968 to do a normal world conquest as Germany?
Tbh i think Black ice Luxembourg isn't hard enough for you, so i have another idea: Historical Blackice Greenland Tank only Elite difficulty all major nations buffed Expert AI mod one division world Conquest😁
@@Hedde016 you forgot you forgot about no research, no focuses, no air, no navy, civilian economy, volunteers only, declare war on all nations at once and every state in the world has max level forts and the unplanned offensive modifier
23:00 There's a few reasons this didn't work, Germany has a priority to defend North Western France and such, Civil wars kinda screw with the AI too, as well as switching to Communism since Germany no longer prioritizes army production (They think they're a Soviet Occupation Zone) As for Airforce, the AI tries to fill every airport it has with planes, which if they control the world, is a lot
you should've speedran it because the more you stay at war the more losses you and your enemies get and at the end game you are just staying with no manpower
Hold on! “The old german focus tree will be gone forever” didnt you already make a video on the new DLC? Or is this pre-recorded? What the fuck? Am I traveling through time?
@@kristibbs-lg9gy i know this is a bit dumb but i just remembered the 3:24 part, can’t you just release poland as a puppet, demand danzig and then annex them later?
sejozwak did something like this before where he conquered the world as Poland except for one country and declared on that country, then released himself as jan mayen, declared on the same country poland was at war with to get mil access and then order 66ed poland as jan mayen to do a world conquest
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Just finished (btw, maybe i text it all in this comment, if wont forget) edit. SO, guys, i did it. If you want separate comment-tell me. Hope, it fits, all my comments are in brakets (), and one in || It made my life a living hell I regret doing this WHY GOD WHY??????? I HATE IT HERE Was 50$ really worth it? Should i change my ways? Maybe this was a mistake I dont want to be here anymore People are gonna make fun of my dialexya in the comments (absolutelly no, buddy, understand you)) But i dont give a shit cuz im not correcring all this text How was your day today? (tbh, not good() OH MAN IM IN SO MUCH PAIN THIA VIDEO IS A FAILURE (noo) AND SO AM I (dont think so) I WENT IT SO BAD IM SO BAD AT THIS GAME (just use tanks allready) GOD I HOPE NEW DLC IS GONNA BE GOOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(why so maany ,,!" ?) Im cooking up a general gaming chanel (FINALY!!!) But i keep that as a secret OMFG WHY DID I SAY THAT???? (Oopsy) NOW PEOPLE ARE GONNA EXPECT IT SOON (emmm, not really i think) IT NOT COMING SOON (sad) I fucking love giraffes (Same here my man) But my soul is broken | :( | And so are you (nailing us😓) Go do something with your time Close this video immidiatly It not worthy The video is bad (no) Please just stop Everything went wrong There is no climax The video just dies down (as am I in this world) Like literally I am very embarrased of how it went But i am too exausted to redo it (how i understant you...) OMG I REMEMBERED ABOUT THE DOOM THAT WAITS US ALL EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY LIFE IS SPEEDING UP 37 IS MIDDLE AGE BUT BY 21 IN TERMS OF TIME PERCIVED YOU ALREADY DONE HALF OF YOUR LIFE OH, WHY IS IT SO BAD??? (😪) HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO WRITE SO MUCH MORE I ran out of things to say (fast switch, but understand you) Please give me money I need it for alcohol I also want a standing desk cuz i am sitting in front of the computer 14 hours a day and those are fucking expensive 500$ for a standing desk can you belive that???? (Fucking hell) I miss 2018 Should i go back to collage? Is the world end gonna fucking hurry? Do you guys think Europa, Jupiter's moon has life under all that ice? (Dont know, and dont know either of sides of existing or not good or bad for us) Will i ever do a good video? (you already) Should i do more slop? So many questions. Nobody to answer them How long are humans gonna be a thing? I give humanity 200 more years tops. (If we dont unite, than it will be it) Do you guys think you will live to 100? (probably not) Only 1 out of 20k people live to 100 So maybe you should be less narcisistic Oh boy there are so many gramatical errors in this text Please ignore it (okay) Anyway Balls Finally
The democrats are _relatively_ centrist. They have a fairly progressive social policy but have a fairly conservative economic policy. The most significant left figure in American politics rn is probably Bernie sanders, and he’s not a communist either
I have never seen someone make a WC as Germany so difficult for themselves. Day 1 justification on British Malaya with preset naval invasion of UK makes for a super easy land grab of the Anglosphere, giving you an easy invasion of USA from Canada. Only after annexing the US and UK should you justify on Poland, then Tannu Tuva to take the Soviets. Everything else is just time consuming cleanup.
3:13 thankfully it did actually change a little. If you proclaim the new order you get cores on the old German territories in Poland, some Swiss states, Alsace Lorraine and Luxembourg (I think) and if Yugoslavia agreed to give you northern Slovenia you can get a Core on it it too.
Idk if anyone has said this, but you can take any occupied land from a “neutral” power when they capitulate. I discovered this like a year or two ago when I was playing as France (while not joining the allies) and I occupied parts of Belgium (who I wasn’t at war with). When Germany capitulated I saw that I could annex Belgium (which I did). I’m surprised that that’s still something that can happen since they redid the peace deals. Maybe you could do a world conquest where you only take neutral lands (apart from the last country). I guess that would heavily rely on rng, but maybe you could rig it with presets? Idk, I’m gonna challenge you to at least attempt it.
I read the entire scrolling text, please do not be so hard on yourself Mr. kristibbs. life is pain, and so is HOI4 but $50 is $50. Also, how long has general gaming been in the military for? Im curious.
if you occupy land of a country that caped then you can make demands from them even if you their like poland in the allies if the soviets occupy their land
hey kris I recently started watching you again this is avery original video idea, PS i recently saw a romanian comedian in Riga and he was very funny, he said romanian people steal a lot which is so true
I didnt watch the video yet, but I must say, that instead of choosing germany, if you wanted to give your enemy max cores, you should have picked Italy and go into roman empire. That would be legendary
The problem is that in order to have Resources AND core chance you probably have to go a certain path in a focus tree and you cant trust the AI on that.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Thanks for answering! If you are crazy enough, i would love to see you do that. You can start as Italy, go roman empire, core a lot of stuff, and conquer the world except brazil for example. Before you start you can change path that brazil goes, for example choose the path that has cores on it (idk which one) and you better choose historical if you dont want to conquer world until 1970 :) Also you can conquer world as italy really fast, by going france-paratroopers, and then allies. And i dont think its a good idea to ruin italy before you change yourself to braziu
i dont have to say goergia with stalin in kaiseredux when anymore,they have added stalin as a leader and some content to georgia in vannila hoi4,i cant describe the happiness.....anyway georgia with stalin when(trigger warning stalin looses his moustace and becomes hella ugly)
I read all the things you wrote in the begging and I have two questions; Firstly, dude are you okay? Secondly, when you read all the things you wrote with 0.25 speed it creates a horror ambiance with the music and I am not okay because of that.
this man did a world conquest as Luxembourg, the Mariana federation, Slovakia, Korea and it takes you until 1968 to do a normal world conquest as Germany?
I fought the entire world. after taking Europe.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Are you a Croat
@@sourpusstv7984I think he is a romanian
@@sourpusstv7984romanian
@@patriksuc4838 Like the slavic one or the roma one?
Tbh i think Black ice Luxembourg isn't hard enough for you, so i have another idea:
Historical Blackice Greenland Tank only Elite difficulty all major nations buffed Expert AI mod one division world Conquest😁
@@Hedde016 you forgot you forgot about no research, no focuses, no air, no navy, civilian economy, volunteers only, declare war on all nations at once and every state in the world has max level forts and the unplanned offensive modifier
@@TastyChicker1L17 Good point, tho without navy it's not possible due to no navak invasions, and it has to remain theoratically possible
let the guy live man
Most people In this channel are expert torturers(I think he should play danzig so he doesn't core any territory)
@@yousseftrab3615 nah, sorry mate
23:00 There's a few reasons this didn't work, Germany has a priority to defend North Western France and such, Civil wars kinda screw with the AI too, as well as switching to Communism since Germany no longer prioritizes army production
(They think they're a Soviet Occupation Zone)
As for Airforce, the AI tries to fill every airport it has with planes, which if they control the world, is a lot
Ah yes ..... Another iran hoi4 video . I love it
What if you switched to a Inter-war Heavy SPAA only world conquest? This would be the best day of my life
on black ice elite difficulty too 🙏
Hey man, all the best wishes, love your content and hope to see more
The TH-cam did the summary thing like Spotify and apparently I'm in top 0,1% of your bloody viewers this year, fascinating
How to see that
@Late0808 don't know, it just popped up in the app
Im back bro and you managed to cook(again)🥵🥵
Who are you and where did you go? Also thanks.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy i was in a lot of exams and finaly back and bro maneged to pull of the most brain wrecking thing too
"I will not betray you until I betray you" -Kristibs
Danzig worldconquest when in Road to 56
you should've speedran it because the more you stay at war the more losses you and your enemies get and at the end game you are just staying with no manpower
Kristibbs destroying his last brain cells.
Thanks kristibbs i broke with my gf and seeing you go insane makes me grateful for knowing there's people suffering more than me ❤
Luxemburg world conquest when
What if you switched to the Genoan Republic?😮😮😮😮
Should of played Ferrara...
@@ASlickNamedPimpbacknah Mantua better
They have good defensive bonuses
@@ІлляВоробченко I read this as "defensive beavers", what the hell is going on right now?
LOl He’s completely insane now
I think fighting the world as Anarchist Spain broke you
You're fighting the entire world again, and caused it by yourself
Tbh, you should do a world conquest then spawn a civil war after you control the entire world. (Its hella fun)
Andalusia is harder but way way way bigger. Like 150 mil pop. Turkey, iran, pakistan, Iberia, Caucasus, Arabia and all Mediterranean islands.
Oh my lord, what kind of torture even is this? Who could think of something like this, like bruh
At 11:13 the reason you are in the peace deal is because you occupied some Soviet land, that’s how the soviets get Poland after beating Germany
Hold on! “The old german focus tree will be gone forever” didnt you already make a video on the new DLC? Or is this pre-recorded? What the fuck? Am I traveling through time?
Its recorded 1 day before the new DLC.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy i know this is a bit dumb but i just remembered the 3:24 part, can’t you just release poland as a puppet, demand danzig and then annex them later?
@@NightcallWasBanned yeah i think that will work. or you can exchange it for slovakia and they agree 100%
1:17 Tbh I hope Europa has some life under it, even if that might imply the great filter thing, which is kinda scary ngl💀
Kris this is a very nice birthday present I just hope mental suffering wasn’t involved 😢
Happy birthday (It was)
Ah, the euroskeptic's nightmare.
This guy is popping off, I keep checking back in and he has more subs. Also, new mic :)
I had the new mic for almost a year now bruh
@kristibbs-lg9gy yeah but dude I haven't been keeping up, I'm very busy and I check in every once in a while
This is fucking insane, and im here for it
Great video. Thank you and sorry for the mental anguish
Giraffes are heartless creatures.
Wrong
According to my YT recap you were my most viewed gaming channel this year. I dont know If I should be happy or sad
World conquest as Lichtenstein
bro actually had a plan at the start
sejozwak did something like this before where he conquered the world as Poland except for one country and declared on that country, then released himself as jan mayen, declared on the same country poland was at war with to get mil access and then order 66ed poland as jan mayen to do a world conquest
I think Europe’s moon has life underneath it. I mean, somebody’s got to actually live in the UK.
the german ai performance was even worse, than your germany performance before
Yo its the Bavariasches Femboyen Reich guy
Bro had a existental crisis in 1:13 (i have read it all)
I did not expect anyone to do that tbh.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy
Just finished (btw, maybe i text it all in this comment, if wont forget)
edit. SO, guys, i did it. If you want separate comment-tell me.
Hope, it fits, all my comments are in brakets (), and one in ||
It made my life a living hell
I regret doing this
WHY GOD WHY???????
I HATE IT HERE
Was 50$ really worth it?
Should i change my ways?
Maybe this was a mistake
I dont want to be here anymore
People are gonna make fun of my dialexya in the comments (absolutelly no, buddy, understand you))
But i dont give a shit cuz im not correcring all this text
How was your day today? (tbh, not good()
OH MAN IM IN SO MUCH PAIN
THIA VIDEO IS A FAILURE (noo)
AND SO AM I (dont think so)
I WENT IT SO BAD
IM SO BAD AT THIS GAME (just use tanks allready)
GOD I HOPE NEW DLC IS GONNA BE GOOD
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(why so maany ,,!" ?)
Im cooking up a general gaming chanel (FINALY!!!)
But i keep that as a secret
OMFG WHY DID I SAY THAT???? (Oopsy)
NOW PEOPLE ARE GONNA EXPECT IT SOON (emmm, not really i think)
IT NOT COMING SOON (sad)
I fucking love giraffes (Same here my man)
But my soul is broken | :( |
And so are you (nailing us😓)
Go do something with your time
Close this video immidiatly
It not worthy
The video is bad (no)
Please just stop
Everything went wrong
There is no climax
The video just dies down (as am I in this world)
Like literally
I am very embarrased of how it went
But i am too exausted to redo it (how i understant you...)
OMG I REMEMBERED ABOUT THE DOOM THAT WAITS US ALL
EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY
LIFE IS SPEEDING UP
37 IS MIDDLE AGE BUT BY 21 IN TERMS OF TIME PERCIVED YOU ALREADY DONE HALF OF YOUR LIFE
OH, WHY IS IT SO BAD??? (😪)
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO WRITE SO MUCH MORE
I ran out of things to say (fast switch, but understand you)
Please give me money
I need it for alcohol
I also want a standing desk cuz i am sitting in front of the computer 14 hours a day and those are fucking expensive
500$ for a standing desk can you belive that???? (Fucking hell)
I miss 2018
Should i go back to collage?
Is the world end gonna fucking hurry?
Do you guys think Europa, Jupiter's moon
has life under all that ice? (Dont know, and dont know either of sides of existing or not good or bad for us)
Will i ever do a good video? (you already)
Should i do more slop?
So many questions. Nobody to answer them
How long are humans gonna be a thing?
I give humanity 200 more years tops. (If we dont unite, than it will be it)
Do you guys think you will live to 100? (probably not)
Only 1 out of 20k people live to 100
So maybe you should be less narcisistic
Oh boy there are so many gramatical errors in this text
Please ignore it (okay)
Anyway
Balls
Finally
@@kristibbs-lg9gy we waiting for that channel bro
FUCK
@@kristibbs-lg9gy i kinda did too... but that one about age percieved is both interestinf and terrifying
20:00 Kamala Harris is actually right wing lol
Oh îs She???
The democrats are _relatively_ centrist. They have a fairly progressive social policy but have a fairly conservative economic policy. The most significant left figure in American politics rn is probably Bernie sanders, and he’s not a communist either
@@kristibbs-lg9gy even the most leftist person in the united states government is at least center-right
0:08 I actually did the final one once. It took nearly 110 years and was actually kinda fun at some parts.
World Liberation World Conquest
I think there isn't life on Europa but a man can dream
(Balls)🙏
love your video great concept
Not my concept
@ you answering is like a dream come true i can stop peeling my skin now
This is actually a good idea❤
According to my youtube stats you were my most viewed gaming channel this year. Thanks for the great content mate. Love from 🇮🇳♥️🇷🇴
You are probably my only regular Indian viewer man =))
I hope that there is life in Europa, yes
no you get cores from Danzig or war on the polish corridor.
You actually don't get it if they give it up, only if they reject I think
No you don't get cores. Its literally the other way around. I conquered Poland and never got to core anything in this very video you are watching.
Nothing can surprise me on this channel now 😭
Saw iran in title came here immidiatly
yes aftar 2 week you go world conquest Iran
Conquests the world with Romania in modern days
new torture method dropped
I have never seen someone make a WC as Germany so difficult for themselves. Day 1 justification on British Malaya with preset naval invasion of UK makes for a super easy land grab of the Anglosphere, giving you an easy invasion of USA from Canada. Only after annexing the US and UK should you justify on Poland, then Tannu Tuva to take the Soviets. Everything else is just time consuming cleanup.
I didn't want to make it too quick cuz I didn't know how the last part of the video was gonna go. And because of that it took fuc king ages.
3:13 thankfully it did actually change a little. If you proclaim the new order you get cores on the old German territories in Poland, some Swiss states, Alsace Lorraine and Luxembourg (I think) and if Yugoslavia agreed to give you northern Slovenia you can get a Core on it it too.
No if you do Danzig or war now you get cores on old German territory either way
it's all fun and games until Japan and the Imperial Kwantung Territory are both in the Allies
Idk if anyone has said this, but you can take any occupied land from a “neutral” power when they capitulate. I discovered this like a year or two ago when I was playing as France (while not joining the allies) and I occupied parts of Belgium (who I wasn’t at war with). When Germany capitulated I saw that I could annex Belgium (which I did). I’m surprised that that’s still something that can happen since they redid the peace deals. Maybe you could do a world conquest where you only take neutral lands (apart from the last country). I guess that would heavily rely on rng, but maybe you could rig it with presets? Idk, I’m gonna challenge you to at least attempt it.
I read the entire scrolling text, please do not be so hard on yourself Mr. kristibbs. life is pain, and so is HOI4 but $50 is $50. Also, how long has general gaming been in the military for? Im curious.
What?
@@kristibbs-lg9gyi dont even know at this point.
Skibidi toilet review when
ay this some interesting challenge
smartest PDX AI
I choked on my food when i read the title.
Jesus fuck.
i respect this video
if you occupy land of a country that caped then you can make demands from them even if you their like poland in the allies if the soviets occupy their land
12:59 bro has a 50 with garrison and wonders why he has no manpower💀
Ummmmm mister? That's the most efficient Military police template.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ROMANIAN
Might've helped if you gave them cores on the entire world and like 100 million manpower and equipment.
your best bet honestly wouldve been to play as brazil, they can get a lot of cores and industry
I know but they are on another continent
16:42 You can solve this by simply toggling off the AI (console command is just 'AI') before you tag switch
55 seconds after release les gooooooooo
1:14 thank you, it was fine!
Your cooking up a general gaming channel? would be funny if that one gets to 50k before this channel.
Nah it wont. I wont start it until next year.
Thanks for suffering more
What if you switched to the ultimate powerhouse that is New Zealand
Bro played 👀🏃 😂❤
Tf that mean?
Now you have to do a wc but with the roulette mod
Fire Rises world conquest as the nazbols when ? (İ been asking you this for weeks man 😭😭)
There is a guy asking for Forsen mod for 7 months
@@kristibbs-lg9gy fugget about him
ameu a inebunit de tot ( hes gone crazy)
I always do this while I play
IRAN MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHH
hey kris I recently started watching you again this is avery original video idea, PS i recently saw a romanian comedian in Riga and he was very funny, he said romanian people steal a lot which is so true
Its not my idea, it was a paid suggestion.
My man you had 800,000 on garrison just ask for support from your puppets
Back in the time everything was possible with germany. Germany was the best country
I didnt watch the video yet, but I must say, that instead of choosing germany, if you wanted to give your enemy max cores, you should have picked Italy and go into roman empire. That would be legendary
Edit: Do it on historical, so the world doesnt tear apart, and instead of Iran choose someone who has atleast some resources and core chance :)
The problem is that in order to have Resources AND core chance you probably have to go a certain path in a focus tree and you cant trust the AI on that.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Thanks for answering! If you are crazy enough, i would love to see you do that. You can start as Italy, go roman empire, core a lot of stuff, and conquer the world except brazil for example. Before you start you can change path that brazil goes, for example choose the path that has cores on it (idk which one) and you better choose historical if you dont want to conquer world until 1970 :) Also you can conquer world as italy really fast, by going france-paratroopers, and then allies. And i dont think its a good idea to ruin italy before you change yourself to braziu
Could have just paradropped into Cyprus
I need ai superiority and the germana had 10M Man in the airforce
@ you can paradrop with gray air. Germans likely wouldn’t have put air up as long as the frontline wasn’t there
What if you switch to playing Albania finally ?😂
bro doesn't have götterdämmerung😞
I do this was recorded before
you biffed it
nice existiteal crices
6:38 hmm no way it will take him long to do a wc especially when Britain hasn’t guaranteed anyone
hmmmmm
based
i dont have to say goergia with stalin in kaiseredux when anymore,they have added stalin as a leader and some content to georgia in vannila hoi4,i cant describe the happiness.....anyway georgia with stalin when(trigger warning stalin looses his moustace and becomes hella ugly)
Do a Vatican City world conquest
I think Germany stopped making divisions since you guys had good relations, they had basically no enemies, and you were communist too.
The New Order Kingdom of hellborn world conquest when?
Do you know about all the secret paths Germany has in Gotterdammerung? It’s worth making it into a video (Nazbol Germany got added)
I don't
Bro loves Sweden
Miauss
Iran Help:D the t gut end neu DLC arabischen.
I wish i was Sweden 🙏🙏🙏
I read all the things you wrote in the begging and I have two questions;
Firstly, dude are you okay?
Secondly, when you read all the things you wrote with 0.25 speed it creates a horror ambiance with the music and I am not okay because of that.
the second part is not a question actually I just didn't want to interrupt my sentence with another kind of explanation.
P.s elephants > giraffes
Damn =))) Yeah i am okay
Mno Giraffes are the best creature on earth.
I touch my screen
Onheter Persia? The iraqian and ottoman natonilists are watching you (: