Sajam: "ALL flavored doritos are good. There's not really any bad ones." Also Sajam, literally seconds later: "ALL pringles are good? Really? You're telling me that they are ALL equal?"
My issues with the *SNACKS* tier list. Sajam is correct, Salsa Verde Doritos need to be there. I would also argue Spicy Nacho Doritos has to be there. There's also a missed Ruffle on here, that flavor is Jalepeno, those are def godlike tier. Jalepeno Cheetos as well are not even on the list, another godlike tier chip. Don't get why they didn't add Andy Capp's Hot Fries either, those are better than the cheddar fries. Krunchers or whatever are definitely very good and I would also argue that classic Lays are good tier, but are godlike with french onion dip. Lastly, Munchies are missing from the list entirely. Those are god tier. Cheetos, Doritos, Rold Gold, and Sun Chips IN ONE BAG. JWong's list First off, McDonald's not S tier. I fuck with it, but I wouldn't give it an S even though I love their chicken nuggets and McChicken. A at best. I actually prefer Burger King's fries over theirs. I'm swapping Wendy's to C tier, Burger King to B tier (S tier fries), Arby's to B tier, and Taco Bell to A tier. Wendy's is pretty pricey for fast food and hella greasy, Burger King has S tier fries and chicken fries, Arby's has curly fries and I dig their sandwich deals, and Taco Bell is the best when you've had a long night of drinks. I'd add Subway to A tier, can't go wrong any time of the day with a good ol sub. Very entertaining food analysis though. LOL
I'm real late on this but over here on the east we got this fast food place called Rally's or Checkers depending on where you are. Those fries are Godliest of all God tiers and everything else is S tier in fast food standards of course
the moment I knew Sajam was my all-time favorite FGC creature is when we both said Cheez it's at the same time when talking about the all-time favorite cheese chip.
Look, I will not have your Condor beak disrespecting goldfish. They are your staple diet aren't they?! Those things have got way more flavor than one man can handle. Deserved spot.
Sajam would have more credibility, but the fact that he hates Whataburger means his flavor detector is broken. His Fighting game analysis is god tier though.
A Mexican food craving and a Taco Bell craving are two different things. If I want Mexican food, I ain't stopping at Taco Bell. If I want Taco Bell, it is a very specific desire.
Macdonalds tastes like if they injected random ass chemicals in their ingredients. Also their meat patty taste like they've gone through a hydraulic press
As a Texan, I agree Whataburger isn't great. It took me until I was in my 20s to realize that, after they added the green chile burger. I absolutely love green chile, but those burgers are the most bland-looking, flat burgers out of any fast food place I've ever seen, the taste I don't remember since it's been so long.
As a South Texan currently living in the South, Whataburger is the go-to for when we can't make a decision on what we want to eat. It's not great, but it's good enough. Dairy Queen is a classic go-to, that's more nostalgia based than anything. Burger King is varies based on location. McDonalds is absolute trash. Chick-fil-a is below average; I don't know why most people rave over it. Jack-in-the-box is the place where I can get a decent amount of food for cheap. For Raising Canes I'll quote my friend, "I don't like the chicken, I don't like the sauce... I like the chicken WITH the sauce." I haven't been to Wendy's enough to make an opinion. Pollo Loco is... alright...
Alright Sajam you're fucking up talking about my Goldfish. Fuck that "I'm an adult" bathwater if the snack is good it's getting bodied free. Edit: Chex Mix has the easy Party Mix flavor unblockable, bodies most chips free stop fronting.
I can’t eat Salsa Verde Doritos, because the first time I tried it. It reminded me of a Vietnamese soup-like dish that you eat with hellla rice, called cơm cảnh. Tasted to much like it in a chip, not sure how y’all eat it. I’ve never had salsa verde in salsa form. P.S cơm cảnh is good and feels refreshing but the chip don’t.
Man, I live in a place with very few fast food options nearby (McD's, BK, KFC, Subway, and 5Guy if I wanna drive half an hour for it) and even I can see how bad that tierlist was. I mean, shit, I grew up on McD's and it's definitely my go-to for "satisfying garbage", but that's just it; it's satisfying garbage. Having McDonald's be above 5 Guys is just a sin against both the burgers and the fries.
First of all where are the Wise chips? Take me back to the 90s with the Crazy Calypso Chips, Garlic and Onion Wise chips omg I cant even with this list.
This is the first time I've heard objectively bad takes from Mr. Jam. How dare he disparage Krunchers and Goldfish like that??? Deplorable. The FGC is over, fr fr.
Salt & Vinegar at OK tier. Man, step into my neighborhood with that attitude and you won't be leaving anytime soon. Also, no Clamato Tortilla Chips is like removing "god" from "godlike."
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Sajam just took too much chip damage this video
The camera movement made this so much better LMAO
Right? I'm thinking this is better than madden like drawings
"Hey guys, I made a new food tier li-"
Sajam: I'm about to ruin this man's career
This tier list is pointless. It's getting patched next week
They nerf the Mac chicken they added 25 extra.
Hoping that dlc Hot Fries get in
The biggest innovation in the Chip game recently is Flamin Hot Doritos. They are Ivan Ooze tier
yo how many people you think got that reference?
"Ivan Ooze Tier," _lookit_ this fuckin guy.
dynamitas
"... I would throw [Chex Mix] to pigeons if I hated them."
Got tier insult.
That one is older than trees.
watching sajam get unironically heated over a potato chip list is probably the best content ill see all year
"Of course all of this is just theoretical, realistic applications are up to each individual player."
Lmao you're sooo passionate about all this it's so fun to watch 😂😂😂
Chex mix is trash, I would throw it at pigeons LOL 😂 4:10
I wouldn't even feed triscuits to birds because I don't want them to die LOL
Really shows how poor his taste is just in these two sentences.
If Jack in the Box makes a man decide to lose 75 lbs, does that make it F tier...or S tier?
S for Shit tier
17:52 is the most factual thing @Sajam has ever said I felt that in my soul
Sajam: "ALL flavored doritos are good. There's not really any bad ones."
Also Sajam, literally seconds later: "ALL pringles are good? Really? You're telling me that they are ALL equal?"
All -flavored- Doritos, he said. All Pringles aren't the same tier; the unflavored Pringles suck.
20 minutes of analysis, incredible
"Goldfish are for children.... or cats."
4 years later, that line still gets me.
if this analysis was improv, I must say I'm impressed
This was too funny, loved it, shared it with a bunch of my friends and look forward to your next stream :)
Justin Wong's tier list is F tier. Just...Damn...🤦🏾♂️
Damn I'm actually a Maryland stereotype smh. I actually got offended when he said the old Bay chips were trash 😡
Sajam was on that Chipotle grind even back before they were paying him
Not gunna lie i was hella on tilt when i saw arby's in c-tier. Jwong had to be smokin the butt hash before he made that list
Remember the Goldfish jingle from lore, "They're the snack that smiles back, until you bite their heads off!" I'll be snacking with the cats, thx
My issues with the *SNACKS* tier list.
Sajam is correct, Salsa Verde Doritos need to be there. I would also argue Spicy Nacho Doritos has to be there. There's also a missed Ruffle on here, that flavor is Jalepeno, those are def godlike tier. Jalepeno Cheetos as well are not even on the list, another godlike tier chip. Don't get why they didn't add Andy Capp's Hot Fries either, those are better than the cheddar fries. Krunchers or whatever are definitely very good and I would also argue that classic Lays are good tier, but are godlike with french onion dip. Lastly, Munchies are missing from the list entirely. Those are god tier. Cheetos, Doritos, Rold Gold, and Sun Chips IN ONE BAG.
JWong's list
First off, McDonald's not S tier. I fuck with it, but I wouldn't give it an S even though I love their chicken nuggets and McChicken. A at best. I actually prefer Burger King's fries over theirs. I'm swapping Wendy's to C tier, Burger King to B tier (S tier fries), Arby's to B tier, and Taco Bell to A tier. Wendy's is pretty pricey for fast food and hella greasy, Burger King has S tier fries and chicken fries, Arby's has curly fries and I dig their sandwich deals, and Taco Bell is the best when you've had a long night of drinks. I'd add Subway to A tier, can't go wrong any time of the day with a good ol sub.
Very entertaining food analysis though. LOL
I'm real late on this but over here on the east we got this fast food place called Rally's or Checkers depending on where you are. Those fries are Godliest of all God tiers and everything else is S tier in fast food standards of course
FACTS on the classic Lays w French onion dip
the moment I knew Sajam was my all-time favorite FGC creature is when we both said Cheez it's at the same time when talking about the all-time favorite cheese chip.
This is hands down the funniest Sajam video
all pringles in one category is like putting all mk ninjas in the same tier.
I used to go to subway often when I'm lazy, I wonder if he'll mention it.
19:05 "Subway's for animals, it's in C-tier"
Oof.
I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER WITH THESE COMPARISONS!!!
This was the hardest I've laughed in years omg
Mcdonalds S tier?
Lol i'm done.
Crab chips that low? What? Salt & Vinegar that low? I love destroying the top of my mouth
Im late to the party, but cape cod sea salt and pepper chips not in sight is fucked up. GOAT status.
sajam channeling the spirit of aris when he says trash
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. Absolutely hilarious
Look, I will not have your Condor beak disrespecting goldfish. They are your staple diet aren't they?! Those things have got way more flavor than one man can handle. Deserved spot.
My heart sank the second I saw Panda Express on F tier.
Sajam would have more credibility, but the fact that he hates Whataburger means his flavor detector is broken. His Fighting game analysis is god tier though.
Word
Whataburger is trash.
A Mexican food craving and a Taco Bell craving are two different things. If I want Mexican food, I ain't stopping at Taco Bell. If I want Taco Bell, it is a very specific desire.
Yo Sajam... as a human being, born and raised in the DC area, i gotta warn you not to talk smack about crab chips man smh
My gosh, a human being?!?! What else can you be other than that? GTFO with your PC bullshit, man...
@@SlickRick4EVER ummm i think you’re taking this comment way to serious.
Chill. I’m joking.
Don’t have to always make everything about “PC bullshit”
@@SlickRick4EVER he could be a sentient brick from planet æææ-⁹⁸
nice, awesome
keep sharing them =D
I think I am saving this
Macdonalds tastes like if they injected random ass chemicals in their ingredients. Also their meat patty taste like they've gone through a hydraulic press
With a beak like this you think I'm going against wildlife foundations? Get the f*ck outta here - 😂😅😁 I'm dying
Meet me in the fuckin pit over these triscuits sajam you bout to catch these hand-weaved HANDS
THIS IS GAWDLYYYYKE - Mike Ross voice
As a Texan, I agree Whataburger isn't great. It took me until I was in my 20s to realize that, after they added the green chile burger. I absolutely love green chile, but those burgers are the most bland-looking, flat burgers out of any fast food place I've ever seen, the taste I don't remember since it's been so long.
Smh Didn't even mention how smart smartfood popcorn should be God tier
Nah
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youtube autoplay. first 20 seconds in i’m thinking it’s a chipp player’s tier list. “CHEeEeeESE BALLS?!” . sobbing
Planters Cheez Balls are out. Here in Chicago, our local Jewel grocery had a big stock of them months ago, and Woodman's still carries them now.
I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thank you.
Edit-But seriously this is serious.
Sajam talking about food is indiscernible from Aris talking about food
Glad that Sajam understands that theres no arguing popeyes is a permanent s tier
Finally someone understands the greatness of cheez itz
As a South Texan currently living in the South, Whataburger is the go-to for when we can't make a decision on what we want to eat. It's not great, but it's good enough.
Dairy Queen is a classic go-to, that's more nostalgia based than anything.
Burger King is varies based on location.
McDonalds is absolute trash.
Chick-fil-a is below average; I don't know why most people rave over it.
Jack-in-the-box is the place where I can get a decent amount of food for cheap.
For Raising Canes I'll quote my friend, "I don't like the chicken, I don't like the sauce... I like the chicken WITH the sauce."
I haven't been to Wendy's enough to make an opinion.
Pollo Loco is... alright...
Holy fuck I laughed way harder than I should
Where's the Pepperoni Combos or Asian Market Shrimp Chips??
"Where are the green Doritoes?" My man gets it.
For some reason I read this as "Sajam the life destroyer"
Justin is thinking ahead of the current meta
Canadian McDonalds is home to the 2nd best fast food sandwich - the Jr. Chicken. The 1st being the Baconator at Wendy's.
Sajam : Children aren't human beings.
@Sajam yo children are human 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dead
IS IT JUST ME OR AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES LOW FAT DORITOS BETTER THAN REGULAR
Alright Sajam you're fucking up talking about my Goldfish. Fuck that "I'm an adult" bathwater if the snack is good it's getting bodied free.
Edit: Chex Mix has the easy Party Mix flavor unblockable, bodies most chips free stop fronting.
this was highly entertaining
the limon lays are the only good lays so you can immediately tell this first tier list is bunk
If Fritos were any more popular in the American South, they'd have their own religion
Southern Baptist Fritos
My man needs to try crab chips
For real. Crab seasoning makes anything fantastic. Underrated seasoning that is definitely s tier.
sajam trashing bugles is a god damn insult
Prozzdee smh
This video is top tier 🤣
18:00 I can believe it but personally I refuse to rank it, as the quality between places varies so much
I need to follow this dude on twitch lmao
Chex Mix has kidney stones in it, now canon
I can’t eat Salsa Verde Doritos, because the first time I tried it. It reminded me of a Vietnamese soup-like dish that you eat with hellla rice, called cơm cảnh. Tasted to much like it in a chip, not sure how y’all eat it.
I’ve never had salsa verde in salsa form.
P.S cơm cảnh is good and feels refreshing but the chip don’t.
"Shit is free!" killed me.
Now we wait for aris’ answer to this
Do more of these broski please
dq is mad underrated
food tier list was exactly what the fgc needed
sour cream and onion pringles in god tier anyone who prefers original is hiding a dead body in their attic
Me in 2021 thinking he said "Chipp" when he started off the video
"Cheeuszhuts" -Sajam
*TRIGGERED SAJAM*
Man, I live in a place with very few fast food options nearby (McD's, BK, KFC, Subway, and 5Guy if I wanna drive half an hour for it) and even I can see how bad that tierlist was. I mean, shit, I grew up on McD's and it's definitely my go-to for "satisfying garbage", but that's just it; it's satisfying garbage. Having McDonald's be above 5 Guys is just a sin against both the burgers and the fries.
ALWAYS GO VERDE! Green Doritos are godly!
First of all where are the Wise chips? Take me back to the 90s with the Crazy Calypso Chips, Garlic and Onion Wise chips omg I cant even with this list.
this is my type of content
This is the first time I've heard objectively bad takes from Mr. Jam. How dare he disparage Krunchers and Goldfish like that??? Deplorable. The FGC is over, fr fr.
Loooool I’ve been laughing the whole video this list is actual dog shit. Triscuits are actually the worst thing ever
The goldfish hate is actually crazy, god tier snack easily, right next to cheez its
Where the fuck is the Tim's jalapeno? That's the God tier chip.
I once ate at jack in the box and the chicken had chunks of cardboard in it
McDonald's has better chicken than chick fil a, there is no reason to ever go back
My man for defending the popeyes. If anything that needs to be on its own SS tier.
Ruffles in god tier means I can't hate on this too much
Sajam... ur too good at this.
Salt & Vinegar at OK tier. Man, step into my neighborhood with that attitude and you won't be leaving anytime soon.
Also, no Clamato Tortilla Chips is like removing "god" from "godlike."
Sajam trying to sound like Aris
This fucking commentary is gaawdlike XD