Sajam: "ALL flavored doritos are good. There's not really any bad ones." Also Sajam, literally seconds later: "ALL pringles are good? Really? You're telling me that they are ALL equal?"
My issues with the *SNACKS* tier list. Sajam is correct, Salsa Verde Doritos need to be there. I would also argue Spicy Nacho Doritos has to be there. There's also a missed Ruffle on here, that flavor is Jalepeno, those are def godlike tier. Jalepeno Cheetos as well are not even on the list, another godlike tier chip. Don't get why they didn't add Andy Capp's Hot Fries either, those are better than the cheddar fries. Krunchers or whatever are definitely very good and I would also argue that classic Lays are good tier, but are godlike with french onion dip. Lastly, Munchies are missing from the list entirely. Those are god tier. Cheetos, Doritos, Rold Gold, and Sun Chips IN ONE BAG. JWong's list First off, McDonald's not S tier. I fuck with it, but I wouldn't give it an S even though I love their chicken nuggets and McChicken. A at best. I actually prefer Burger King's fries over theirs. I'm swapping Wendy's to C tier, Burger King to B tier (S tier fries), Arby's to B tier, and Taco Bell to A tier. Wendy's is pretty pricey for fast food and hella greasy, Burger King has S tier fries and chicken fries, Arby's has curly fries and I dig their sandwich deals, and Taco Bell is the best when you've had a long night of drinks. I'd add Subway to A tier, can't go wrong any time of the day with a good ol sub. Very entertaining food analysis though. LOL
I'm real late on this but over here on the east we got this fast food place called Rally's or Checkers depending on where you are. Those fries are Godliest of all God tiers and everything else is S tier in fast food standards of course
the moment I knew Sajam was my all-time favorite FGC creature is when we both said Cheez it's at the same time when talking about the all-time favorite cheese chip.
Sajam would have more credibility, but the fact that he hates Whataburger means his flavor detector is broken. His Fighting game analysis is god tier though.
Look, I will not have your Condor beak disrespecting goldfish. They are your staple diet aren't they?! Those things have got way more flavor than one man can handle. Deserved spot.
A Mexican food craving and a Taco Bell craving are two different things. If I want Mexican food, I ain't stopping at Taco Bell. If I want Taco Bell, it is a very specific desire.
As a Texan, I agree Whataburger isn't great. It took me until I was in my 20s to realize that, after they added the green chile burger. I absolutely love green chile, but those burgers are the most bland-looking, flat burgers out of any fast food place I've ever seen, the taste I don't remember since it's been so long.
Macdonalds tastes like if they injected random ass chemicals in their ingredients. Also their meat patty taste like they've gone through a hydraulic press
I can’t eat Salsa Verde Doritos, because the first time I tried it. It reminded me of a Vietnamese soup-like dish that you eat with hellla rice, called cơm cảnh. Tasted to much like it in a chip, not sure how y’all eat it. I’ve never had salsa verde in salsa form. P.S cơm cảnh is good and feels refreshing but the chip don’t.
As a South Texan currently living in the South, Whataburger is the go-to for when we can't make a decision on what we want to eat. It's not great, but it's good enough. Dairy Queen is a classic go-to, that's more nostalgia based than anything. Burger King is varies based on location. McDonalds is absolute trash. Chick-fil-a is below average; I don't know why most people rave over it. Jack-in-the-box is the place where I can get a decent amount of food for cheap. For Raising Canes I'll quote my friend, "I don't like the chicken, I don't like the sauce... I like the chicken WITH the sauce." I haven't been to Wendy's enough to make an opinion. Pollo Loco is... alright...
First of all where are the Wise chips? Take me back to the 90s with the Crazy Calypso Chips, Garlic and Onion Wise chips omg I cant even with this list.
Man, I live in a place with very few fast food options nearby (McD's, BK, KFC, Subway, and 5Guy if I wanna drive half an hour for it) and even I can see how bad that tierlist was. I mean, shit, I grew up on McD's and it's definitely my go-to for "satisfying garbage", but that's just it; it's satisfying garbage. Having McDonald's be above 5 Guys is just a sin against both the burgers and the fries.
My mom always wants those purple bags of Doritos and when they're not available in the 2 small bags for a $1, I gotta go walk all over NYC to get 'em. Oh, but there's *ALWAYS* red and blue. Can't be those though. Wendy's should be A tier and White Castle should be S tier with Chicken rings in the slider when high.
The camera movement made this so much better LMAO
Right? I'm thinking this is better than madden like drawings
Sajam just took too much chip damage this video
"Hey guys, I made a new food tier li-"
Sajam: I'm about to ruin this man's career
The biggest innovation in the Chip game recently is Flamin Hot Doritos. They are Ivan Ooze tier
yo how many people you think got that reference?
"Ivan Ooze Tier," _lookit_ this fuckin guy.
dynamitas
This tier list is pointless. It's getting patched next week
They nerf the Mac chicken they added 25 extra.
Hoping that dlc Hot Fries get in
"... I would throw [Chex Mix] to pigeons if I hated them."
Got tier insult.
That one is older than trees.
watching sajam get unironically heated over a potato chip list is probably the best content ill see all year
If Jack in the Box makes a man decide to lose 75 lbs, does that make it F tier...or S tier?
S for Shit tier
"Of course all of this is just theoretical, realistic applications are up to each individual player."
17:52 is the most factual thing @Sajam has ever said I felt that in my soul
Lmao you're sooo passionate about all this it's so fun to watch 😂😂😂
Sajam: "ALL flavored doritos are good. There's not really any bad ones."
Also Sajam, literally seconds later: "ALL pringles are good? Really? You're telling me that they are ALL equal?"
All -flavored- Doritos, he said. All Pringles aren't the same tier; the unflavored Pringles suck.
Sajam was on that Chipotle grind even back before they were paying him
"Goldfish are for children.... or cats."
4 years later, that line still gets me.
Damn I'm actually a Maryland stereotype smh. I actually got offended when he said the old Bay chips were trash 😡
if this analysis was improv, I must say I'm impressed
20 minutes of analysis, incredible
Chex mix is trash, I would throw it at pigeons LOL 😂 4:10
I wouldn't even feed triscuits to birds because I don't want them to die LOL
Really shows how poor his taste is just in these two sentences.
Justin Wong's tier list is F tier. Just...Damn...🤦🏾♂️
My issues with the *SNACKS* tier list.
Sajam is correct, Salsa Verde Doritos need to be there. I would also argue Spicy Nacho Doritos has to be there. There's also a missed Ruffle on here, that flavor is Jalepeno, those are def godlike tier. Jalepeno Cheetos as well are not even on the list, another godlike tier chip. Don't get why they didn't add Andy Capp's Hot Fries either, those are better than the cheddar fries. Krunchers or whatever are definitely very good and I would also argue that classic Lays are good tier, but are godlike with french onion dip. Lastly, Munchies are missing from the list entirely. Those are god tier. Cheetos, Doritos, Rold Gold, and Sun Chips IN ONE BAG.
JWong's list
First off, McDonald's not S tier. I fuck with it, but I wouldn't give it an S even though I love their chicken nuggets and McChicken. A at best. I actually prefer Burger King's fries over theirs. I'm swapping Wendy's to C tier, Burger King to B tier (S tier fries), Arby's to B tier, and Taco Bell to A tier. Wendy's is pretty pricey for fast food and hella greasy, Burger King has S tier fries and chicken fries, Arby's has curly fries and I dig their sandwich deals, and Taco Bell is the best when you've had a long night of drinks. I'd add Subway to A tier, can't go wrong any time of the day with a good ol sub.
Very entertaining food analysis though. LOL
I'm real late on this but over here on the east we got this fast food place called Rally's or Checkers depending on where you are. Those fries are Godliest of all God tiers and everything else is S tier in fast food standards of course
FACTS on the classic Lays w French onion dip
I used to go to subway often when I'm lazy, I wonder if he'll mention it.
19:05 "Subway's for animals, it's in C-tier"
Oof.
Not gunna lie i was hella on tilt when i saw arby's in c-tier. Jwong had to be smokin the butt hash before he made that list
Remember the Goldfish jingle from lore, "They're the snack that smiles back, until you bite their heads off!" I'll be snacking with the cats, thx
This is hands down the funniest Sajam video
all pringles in one category is like putting all mk ninjas in the same tier.
Im late to the party, but cape cod sea salt and pepper chips not in sight is fucked up. GOAT status.
sajam channeling the spirit of aris when he says trash
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. Absolutely hilarious
This was the hardest I've laughed in years omg
This was too funny, loved it, shared it with a bunch of my friends and look forward to your next stream :)
Crab chips that low? What? Salt & Vinegar that low? I love destroying the top of my mouth
the moment I knew Sajam was my all-time favorite FGC creature is when we both said Cheez it's at the same time when talking about the all-time favorite cheese chip.
Yo Sajam... as a human being, born and raised in the DC area, i gotta warn you not to talk smack about crab chips man smh
My gosh, a human being?!?! What else can you be other than that? GTFO with your PC bullshit, man...
@@SlickRick4EVER ummm i think you’re taking this comment way to serious.
Chill. I’m joking.
Don’t have to always make everything about “PC bullshit”
@@SlickRick4EVER he could be a sentient brick from planet æææ-⁹⁸
Sajam would have more credibility, but the fact that he hates Whataburger means his flavor detector is broken. His Fighting game analysis is god tier though.
Word
Whataburger is trash.
My heart sank the second I saw Panda Express on F tier.
Look, I will not have your Condor beak disrespecting goldfish. They are your staple diet aren't they?! Those things have got way more flavor than one man can handle. Deserved spot.
A Mexican food craving and a Taco Bell craving are two different things. If I want Mexican food, I ain't stopping at Taco Bell. If I want Taco Bell, it is a very specific desire.
I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER WITH THESE COMPARISONS!!!
As a Texan, I agree Whataburger isn't great. It took me until I was in my 20s to realize that, after they added the green chile burger. I absolutely love green chile, but those burgers are the most bland-looking, flat burgers out of any fast food place I've ever seen, the taste I don't remember since it's been so long.
Macdonalds tastes like if they injected random ass chemicals in their ingredients. Also their meat patty taste like they've gone through a hydraulic press
Smh Didn't even mention how smart smartfood popcorn should be God tier
Nah
Mcdonalds S tier?
Lol i'm done.
Meet me in the fuckin pit over these triscuits sajam you bout to catch these hand-weaved HANDS
THIS IS GAWDLYYYYKE - Mike Ross voice
youtube autoplay. first 20 seconds in i’m thinking it’s a chipp player’s tier list. “CHEeEeeESE BALLS?!” . sobbing
IS IT JUST ME OR AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES LOW FAT DORITOS BETTER THAN REGULAR
nice, awesome
keep sharing them =D
I think I am saving this
Planters Cheez Balls are out. Here in Chicago, our local Jewel grocery had a big stock of them months ago, and Woodman's still carries them now.
All my Canadian brethren know that ruffles all dressed are in their own tier higher than god tier
Confirmed Tierlists on Twitter has the best lists, driven by data & science
If Fritos were any more popular in the American South, they'd have their own religion
Southern Baptist Fritos
This is the content I subscribe for
Sajam : Children aren't human beings.
I can’t eat Salsa Verde Doritos, because the first time I tried it. It reminded me of a Vietnamese soup-like dish that you eat with hellla rice, called cơm cảnh. Tasted to much like it in a chip, not sure how y’all eat it.
I’ve never had salsa verde in salsa form.
P.S cơm cảnh is good and feels refreshing but the chip don’t.
Glad that Sajam understands that theres no arguing popeyes is a permanent s tier
My man needs to try crab chips
For real. Crab seasoning makes anything fantastic. Underrated seasoning that is definitely s tier.
As a South Texan currently living in the South, Whataburger is the go-to for when we can't make a decision on what we want to eat. It's not great, but it's good enough.
Dairy Queen is a classic go-to, that's more nostalgia based than anything.
Burger King is varies based on location.
McDonalds is absolute trash.
Chick-fil-a is below average; I don't know why most people rave over it.
Jack-in-the-box is the place where I can get a decent amount of food for cheap.
For Raising Canes I'll quote my friend, "I don't like the chicken, I don't like the sauce... I like the chicken WITH the sauce."
I haven't been to Wendy's enough to make an opinion.
Pollo Loco is... alright...
Sajam talking about food is indiscernible from Aris talking about food
Where's the Pepperoni Combos or Asian Market Shrimp Chips??
"Where are the green Doritoes?" My man gets it.
For some reason I read this as "Sajam the life destroyer"
Holy fuck I laughed way harder than I should
Canadian McDonalds is home to the 2nd best fast food sandwich - the Jr. Chicken. The 1st being the Baconator at Wendy's.
McDonald's has better chicken than chick fil a, there is no reason to ever go back
18:00 I can believe it but personally I refuse to rank it, as the quality between places varies so much
"Shit is free!" killed me.
First of all where are the Wise chips? Take me back to the 90s with the Crazy Calypso Chips, Garlic and Onion Wise chips omg I cant even with this list.
sour cream and onion pringles in god tier anyone who prefers original is hiding a dead body in their attic
This video is top tier 🤣
Justin is thinking ahead of the current meta
Chester's hot fries?
this was highly entertaining
The goldfish hate is actually crazy, god tier snack easily, right next to cheez its
Finally someone understands the greatness of cheez itz
That F tier for Panda Express is cardinal sin Heresy. This cannot stand.
I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thank you.
Edit-But seriously this is serious.
Me in 2021 thinking he said "Chipp" when he started off the video
White castle is gruel that belongs in d tier. I'm still gonna eat a fuck ton of sliders because white castle is my gruel of choice
the limon lays are the only good lays so you can immediately tell this first tier list is bunk
Where the fuck is the Tim's jalapeno? That's the God tier chip.
sajam trashing bugles is a god damn insult
Chex Mix has kidney stones in it, now canon
Prozzdee smh
This fucking commentary is gaawdlike XD
Man, I live in a place with very few fast food options nearby (McD's, BK, KFC, Subway, and 5Guy if I wanna drive half an hour for it) and even I can see how bad that tierlist was. I mean, shit, I grew up on McD's and it's definitely my go-to for "satisfying garbage", but that's just it; it's satisfying garbage. Having McDonald's be above 5 Guys is just a sin against both the burgers and the fries.
Do more of these broski please
Loooool I’ve been laughing the whole video this list is actual dog shit. Triscuits are actually the worst thing ever
Glad I never subbed on twitch after throwing that shade on chex mix
And now triscuits!? Thank god he has respect for all dressed chips at least
"Cheeuszhuts" -Sajam
Now we wait for aris’ answer to this
I need to follow this dude on twitch lmao
Segways with the twitch primes too? Damn
Sajam trying to sound like Aris
Bro Culver’s easy S tier, Midwest stay winning
WHY IS DQ AT A, They make the most average tasting food of all time. They just shouldn’t make food
wheres the timmies on the second list?
@Sajam yo children are human 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fucking dead
My mom always wants those purple bags of Doritos and when they're not available in the 2 small bags for a $1, I gotta go walk all over NYC to get 'em. Oh, but there's *ALWAYS* red and blue. Can't be those though. Wendy's should be A tier and White Castle should be S tier with Chicken rings in the slider when high.
WHERE'S LAYS STAX ON THIS LIST?!
ALWAYS GO VERDE! Green Doritos are godly!
food tier list was exactly what the fgc needed