You're My Bro Husband (Ranch Simulator)

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  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I feel like the main thing slowing them down at this point is Trott's various escapades on his woodland "shortcuts" haha

    • @MH-hu5pi
      @MH-hu5pi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Just constantly smashing cars.

    • @awesomeaartvark
      @awesomeaartvark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was thinking the same thing, haha, taking the roads has got to be quicker at this point!

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris 'as the crow flies' Trott

    • @bierrollerful
      @bierrollerful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They call him *The Trailblazer* (wow!) for a reason.
      Mainly because keeps crashing cars in the woods, causing wildfires.

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    A group of isolated homesteads and small rural business cower in fear as three terrifying, lawless ranchers tear across the countryside shooting every animal they see and poaching trees at will.

    • @NakoMakes
      @NakoMakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @jamesbroadbridge2088
    @jamesbroadbridge2088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Three saws going, wiping out forests, piles of planks of wood haphazardly falling off the saws, wood chips and saw dust flying, saws a few metres apart, petrol cans everywhere and not a single injury

    • @TokkiYamaguchi
      @TokkiYamaguchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Apart from the occasional headshot. Amazingly no lasting injuries though

    • @priamneville5899
      @priamneville5899 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way GOD INTENDED

  • @FatMarlonBrando
    @FatMarlonBrando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Every time Trott jackknifes that fucking trailer I physically flinch

  • @__Albin__
    @__Albin__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This game, in its own madness-tinted way, has a great soundtrack.

  • @awesomeaartvark
    @awesomeaartvark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can't believe Trott told Ross to sell all the planks at the store, hahaha, he forgot about that old man's quest so fast!

  • @TechnoGhosty
    @TechnoGhosty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i feel that thumbnail will awaken things in some people they never knew would be awakened

    • @magoichi75
      @magoichi75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t give the fanshippers any ideas.

    • @TechnoGhosty
      @TechnoGhosty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magoichi75 monkaS

    • @thebandage5422
      @thebandage5422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s called homosexuality, and we still love you regardless, TechnoGhosty.

    • @jameshay4589
      @jameshay4589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Par for course with the boinks

    • @theaveragegatsbyy
      @theaveragegatsbyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve been awaken

  • @Thoran666
    @Thoran666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The thumbnail is equally disturbing as it brilliant - Ross and Trott licking each other. Can't wait to hear the story that inspired it.
    Edit: It's at 17:07 and Trott's face looks brutal. Why no closeup? :D

  • @Ovetupp
    @Ovetupp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Come here, I'll JFK you." - Ross Hornby

  • @SimonClark
    @SimonClark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Do you think we'll ever see that house with internal lights?

    • @user-vj3rg2jo9b
      @user-vj3rg2jo9b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plenty of light outdoors when you're sawing!

  • @apennington8165
    @apennington8165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The music in this game catches me off guard every single time.

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There's something so funny to me about rocking up to a wooded area and just setting up an impromptu tree felling operation with complete impunity 😂

  • @MH-hu5pi
    @MH-hu5pi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    They need some more planks for the quest (nevermind they didn't count right), but they just sell all the planks at the store.
    How smoothie can you be?!

    • @Novacification
      @Novacification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, counting the planks in one stack and ignoring that the double stacks are clearly not the same height.

  • @isleofwren
    @isleofwren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    one of my fav series atm

    • @jollysmalls
      @jollysmalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know what ass to mouth has to do with this, but I agree!

  • @Leptons_
    @Leptons_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:13 I've just had a thought. Is the torch light so blown out because at one point they all turned up the gamma to help them see in the dark without a light? Or was it blown out before they changed the settings? I can't remember.

    • @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh
      @Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretty sure it was blown out before they turned up the gamma. But knowing them, it's probably a bit of both, haha.

  • @daniellatham73
    @daniellatham73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is prime Hat Films

  • @TheOnlyOrk
    @TheOnlyOrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    of course this game has old macdonald had a farm - techno remix. Why am I surprised

  • @Peron1-MC
    @Peron1-MC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:45 sounds like "dude sim alaska" XD

  • @Justsomebiggerman2
    @Justsomebiggerman2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Just Love Ranch Simulator Videos you can wake me up @ 2 in the morning to watch some and i wouldnt bei mad

  • @The_Pickle34
    @The_Pickle34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This series never fails to put a smile on my face... the music is also so hilarious

  • @TheRhinoDino
    @TheRhinoDino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This thumbnail made me feel things

  • @praharin
    @praharin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:43 Ross and Trott are talking about Dudesim: Alaska

  • @jimmuendo
    @jimmuendo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That wasn’t a sax, sounded more like an oboe, possibly a clarinet! 🎶

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, it's a clarinet. Oboe sounds more nasal.

  • @CassianGray
    @CassianGray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ross at 16:56 asking Trott to come over and pick up the meat, and Trott is just jamming out to the sax music is hilarious! "Please sir, just pull round!" XD

  • @jamesrichards9567
    @jamesrichards9567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Laughed so much during this!!!

  • @philbertpicklesworth9169
    @philbertpicklesworth9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I need a bro husband...

  • @fsfaith
    @fsfaith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What they’re describing is basically gmod but using the unreal engine.

  • @Topazzzzzz
    @Topazzzzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    that thumbnail is gonna be in my brain for a while, good lord

  • @wyvernrock3041
    @wyvernrock3041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Trott and Ross talking about a game that lets you build and create anything
    ...
    NEW MINECRAFT SERIES CONFIRMED

    • @-scott-5700
      @-scott-5700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A man ahead of his time

  • @harveyrice8504
    @harveyrice8504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can't believe that this is the game the boys decide to actually invest time into

    • @judemccabe1242
      @judemccabe1242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its great because its so fucking jank

  • @edstercrafts
    @edstercrafts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It sounds like the boiks would like to play Sips' brain baby, Dude Sim Alaska!

  • @Janst11
    @Janst11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    An NFT IRL is a painting..... lol

  • @kingkuma4112
    @kingkuma4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Time it took the hat bois to say something questionable: 1 minute and 41 seconds.
    The average time currently is: 1 minute and 7 seconds.

  • @WoIfieForever
    @WoIfieForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus that thumbnail

  • @earthuser4245
    @earthuser4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everytime trott does his trademark laugh my ears hurt

  • @joeflores2764
    @joeflores2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That thumbnail is so cursed

  • @quietusplus1221
    @quietusplus1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That thumbnail was certainly something... I feel weird.

  • @freequest
    @freequest 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know you guys are describing Second Life?

  • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
    @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    _Animal brusbandry._

  • @Leptons_
    @Leptons_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:34 lol, videogamedunkey announced his new game publishing company earlier today and it's called BigMode

  • @Swatmat
    @Swatmat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i mean the game with the ambition that you would love is star citizen, it is just taking ages to come to fruition

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2 years later and NFTs are dead 🙌They're all like a fraction of a percentile of their previous values. Anyone who bought a JPEG deserved to lose all that money, too.

  • @LordShadow1997
    @LordShadow1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Raaaaaanch simulatooooooooooor 😂 fuk yeah

  • @supernathan94
    @supernathan94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep it up lads!

  • @knightofwandss
    @knightofwandss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Okay, fine, I’ll watch this series!

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WOOOO!

  • @freequest
    @freequest 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just don't buy NFTs even if they are in a game you are playing. Simple as that, vote with your wallet is not a big deal because these big AAA publishers tend to cripple games to force people to buy them. Well, just don't buy those games. Remember, they don't give a damn about the consumer. Remember that game Anthem.

  • @bigcalm
    @bigcalm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Smith, please stop eating into the mic.

  • @SnippyJupiter
    @SnippyJupiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First :P