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SongFinder no he didn’t, he said he was zoned out in the crowd and heard hughes mention his name in the post match interview and assumed he was just trash talking so came in and said that, he actually likes him a lot
@Er boro billionaire lol there's only been one billionaire athlete of all time and it's tiger woods nothing since. Mayweather isn't even a billionaire and he's got more bank then Connor. So idk wtf your smoking
"Beat you within living death" 😂😂 that was the best one! That pause, that laugh, that childlike stomp, even the guy in the back chuckled till he got hit in the face with the chair!
@@sourpatchwrapper if I beat Matt huges in the first round with a flying kneebar 360 no look downercut transitioned into a triangle choke x Gucci would u be impressed??
@@TMeek94 if Hell was a party I would want to go there to. Us Christians love pleasure not pain that is why we want to get to Heaven (psalm 16:11 11You will show me the path of life; In Your presence is fullness of joy; At Your right hand are pleasures forevermore). Heaven is all pleasure; 1000 times more pleasurable than anything on earth. Hell is described as fire, pain, misery forevermore.
UFC matches are a simulated death match, if there was no ref in there, and no rounds, then two men would presumably fight to the death. It's a theoretical way to simulate who would be able to defeat and therefore kill their opponent, while trying to minimize the possibility of it actually happening. But, when you got fighters like Cruz who often times barely bruise their opponents, and sometimes take significantly more damage, and still win, it negates that, and makes it more of a game of tag. Really, it's only Cruz, there's plenty of points fighters but none that win by tapping their opponents over and over.
He actually said the same thing to Frank Mir before they fought. Frank said that he will break his arm and DC asked what you think I'm just gonna stand there and let you break my arm or something like that.
I love how Conor looks like his genuinely thinking really hard about who would give him the toughest fight until Jeremy Stephens chimes in. To be far to him, his knockouts are pretty dam scary.
back when Conor was excited for 60K. He was a hungry and motivated fighter. His last good MMA fight where he was fully prepared was against Alvarez. After making that money from the Floyd fight he no longer had any drive and was far from his best as he did not put the effort a hungry fighter would.
@@jordenthomson9551 It did and Conor dominated. But it doesn't change the points I made. Just because you are no longer a hungry fighter doesn't mean you lose every fight.
your legend is a tap out monster and just got knocked out. any other fighter would be put to the prelims. his last call out was to fight a old , old style fighter Diego sanchez for easy money. no legend does that.
yeah he just said he knew who he was and that hes a good fighter, he was just giving a good show.. I'm just confused when you say ''you could clearly see the confusion on his face'' when he has those huge glasses lol
Conor admitted to knowing who jeremy was and even gave him complete credit on his abilitues and said he respects Jeremy, seems tour the only one that hasnt seen this interview of Conor's lol
How people can a rate a decision (which was closer than people think) over Conor almost getting TKO'd and then getting choked the fuck out amazes me. & 99% of these Conor dick riders aren't even Irish. lmfao
I like how Brock was getting booed but then mentioned beer and getting on top of his wife and everyone was cheering
LOL, FR!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
ONG 😂😂😂
Yeah, that`s the level of intelligence in this sport.
"We don't like you for being a champion, but we appreciate that you're attracted to your own wife" 😆
@ChrisJones-ek2gm What's that, bud? 😌
How Canadians talk trash:
Im not impressed by you performance *shakes hand*
GSP is my favorite one, such a nice guy
Lol
You can tell he didn’t want to do Dana probably made him do it for promo 😂
@@ben9262 yea he said later they basically made him say it and he regretted it because not was low class
SongFinder no he didn’t, he said he was zoned out in the crowd and heard hughes mention his name in the post match interview and assumed he was just trash talking so came in and said that, he actually likes him a lot
Matt serra knocked him the fuck ut
3:44 Hearing Rampage Jackson say "Sheeeeet" is the best thing I've ever heard in my life😂😂
it sounds so nice
@@liputter yeh its a keeper for me
Oh y'all got carrot cakes up in here???
It's that black country drawl hahaha
@@macnsteez3938 Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeettt
“I’m gonna go home tonight, and I’m gonna drink a Coors Light. That’s a COORS Light cuz Bud Light won’t pay me nothin.” - Brock Lesnar.
Rumor has it Dana White REALLY flipped out when Brock dissed the sponsor.
Unplanned but god tier marketing
"I want to thank God, God bless you" also high I.Q. Brock Lesnar
@@alec1115 well I presume that was the only reason why Lesnar had to apologize after lol.
@@GVoodoo 100%
“Who the fook is dat gooy?”
If you look closely, you can see his soul die. So brutal.
No no no you absolutely showing your lack of education
The proper pronouncing is
Hew da fook iz dat gooy
Er boro hes not a billionaire nut very rich indeed
@Er boro billionaire lol there's only been one billionaire athlete of all time and it's tiger woods nothing since. Mayweather isn't even a billionaire and he's got more bank then Connor. So idk wtf your smoking
@Er boro Connors net worth is 110 million lol your just making up facts u idiot stfu
@Er boro yes he is a billionaire if he lives in indonesia and changes all of his money to rupees
"Hell I might even lay on top of my wife tonight." Amanda Nunes
Todd Michaels Oh sissor me timbers!
LMAO!!!
😂
i dont like the hate amanda gets but damn that was a funny comment haha. plus it wasnt hateful obviously
"Where Rhonda Rousey fine ass at?" Amanda Nunes
“When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.”
-Chael Sonnen
The Uncle never misses
can't believe hes still undefeated
@@Fossilized-cryptid I’m guessing that was a joke lol I almost came for you
@@zanekeeney3177 i dont joke
@@Fossilized-cryptid You are a joke
"Beat you within living death" 😂😂 that was the best one! That pause, that laugh, that childlike stomp, even the guy in the back chuckled till he got hit in the face with the chair!
the guy in the back was Dana White.
@@hindurebelCrazy how HGH changes your look completely 😬
You’re being funny right? You I know you knew that was Dana 😂
Way too funny no response needed
“I am not impressed by ur performance”
That has to be the most brutal insult I’ve ever heard well done gsp
But for real tho, I was not impressed by his performance.
@@sourpatchwrapper if I beat Matt huges in the first round with a flying kneebar 360 no look downercut transitioned into a triangle choke x Gucci would u be impressed??
@@MrHouse42069 I would be impressed by your performance.
GSP had a moment of bad english there haha
@@TomPuppetmaster I mean give him a break, he's Quebecois
To this day I'm still amazed at how high Ken Shamrock managed to kick that chair.
MS90 funny thing is look at Dana's face expression before Ken kicked the chair and after hhhhhh
MS90 i agree im glad im not the only one that noticed and it flew straight up it was awesome
dude got slapped with it lol
MS90 and a nice catch from Dana
How Dana catched it
I don't think Brock Lesnar gets enough credit for getting the UFC where it is today. Dude brought a whole new audience to the game.
Yeah the biggest cheat in mma come on grow a brain
@@beeragonewhere2819 If we are going down that route, Jon Jones is a cheater too
Joe: "Why did you take off your shorts?"
Lewis: "Mah ballz was hot."
Joe: “I understand”
this is my personal favorite quote
Always going to be a classic
You know how scary it is to know that this quote was posted two years ago. And it felt like just a couple months ago I watched that fight live😭
"You think imma just sit there and let you kill me jon? Really?" 😂😂😂
Everytime i hear that i die lmao
Fr tho lmao shit had me dying
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 hahahahah
@@TMeek94 if Hell was a party I would want to go there to. Us Christians love pleasure not pain that is why we want to get to Heaven (psalm 16:11 11You will show me the path of life; In Your presence is fullness of joy; At Your right hand are pleasures forevermore). Heaven is all pleasure; 1000 times more pleasurable than anything on earth. Hell is described as fire, pain, misery forevermore.
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I love a good fictional story but I dont get why you are posting it here
“yewl dew nuttin .” i want that on my tomb stone
Derek boy tf
Why nate definitely did something lol
@Aurelius No haha
@@dznArro one year later you would have people lining up for miles to piss on it.
Let's talk now
1:47 why is this so goddamn funny 😂
I think its because Daniel was actually confused. look at his face lol
I mean really
Lmaoo
The "I mean really" reminded me of carlton off fresh Prince of bel air
Lol. DC was trying so hard to come up with a response there.
3:17 moment of honesty, the game plan was really that
Remember how he always touched costa in TUF back in the days? Wendy is a legend but also secretly a shlong gobbler i think
"This is a simulated death match... and you haven't simulated anyone's death yet"
WTF LOL
Team alpha male level trash talk
JHaz i think that quote wasnt bad at all. He is saying that most of cruz wins are by decision
That shit was hilarious. Because at that point Cruz hadn't been finishing anyone.
Faber is such a goof. I love it. Always has some good punchlines.
UFC matches are a simulated death match, if there was no ref in there, and no rounds, then two men would presumably fight to the death. It's a theoretical way to simulate who would be able to defeat and therefore kill their opponent, while trying to minimize the possibility of it actually happening. But, when you got fighters like Cruz who often times barely bruise their opponents, and sometimes take significantly more damage, and still win, it negates that, and makes it more of a game of tag. Really, it's only Cruz, there's plenty of points fighters but none that win by tapping their opponents over and over.
Word has it Jemery Stephens to this day looks in the mirror and asks himself "Who are you"
Lmao
Who is that?
Lmao
Who’s that?
Who te fook is dat guy
Nick Diaz: They sellin wolf tickets
0:14 GSP: 👁 👄 👁
3:18 greatest line ever
The DC/Jones one is still hilarious😂 "Jon, do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you kill me?"
MCR Kid because that's what I would do I don't know about other people hhhhhh
MCR Kid the way he said it as well, was hilarious
MCR Kid I bet after that, he was like 'ohhhh' 😂😂😂 he can try as hard as he likes but he's not the best talker
He actually said the same thing to Frank Mir before they fought. Frank said that he will break his arm and DC asked what you think I'm just gonna stand there and let you break my arm or something like that.
DC is a funny fucking guy lol
"I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it" - Cris Cyborg
such an underrated comment
@@gaboelexo Lol thanks
id like 2 c lesnar vs mcgregor
@@Redkodiak1994 LOL
@@jazzabighits4473 i think tht would b a good fight
I love how Conor looks like his genuinely thinking really hard about who would give him the toughest fight until Jeremy Stephens chimes in. To be far to him, his knockouts are pretty dam scary.
Only guy to rock Nate at the time
GSP is the OG trash talker. He wasn’t impressed with that performance!
Where is "Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck"
chael is off limits , he still verbally destroys connor he just doesnt have da skill
plus hes cheesey AF
He was one round away from defeating the Anderson Silva in his prime. Wouldn't say he doesn't have the skill.
Because no one quotes that. 😂
Rich Chigga yeah. That is easily my fav post fight interview ever.
Nothing will ever top "who da fook is that guy".
crazydunker92 had me rolling
"thats fucking illegal" is better and still making me laugh no matter how many times i watch it :)
I believe: "Do you think i am just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon" is the best one by a country mile
Shard hands down the funniest one
crazydunker92... it's good, unless you actually watch a lot of UFC and you know EXACTLY who Jeremy Stephens is cause u love MMA fighting
"Id like to take this time to apologize.. To absolutely nobody!!!" Lol back when Conor was stone cold
Probably the best quote in the history of the UFC.
I can't fucking stand Conor, and even I have to admit that was hilarious.
Jones: Hey Pssy are you still there?
Silva: I BACK, TRUST ME I BACK.
"youre on steroids". *shows lesnar on next clip*
He was only on steroids during the Hunt fight though. Because he was still in WWE.
Joe Turner ur an idiot of u haven’t realized Lesnar has been on roids since highschool lmfao
@@joeturner9219 pretty sure brocks been on steroids since he was 2 days old
@@slyny6052 "Roided since Highschool" sounds like an 80s comedy
@@DC-zi6se ur right. It kinda does. Lets start our own comedy show staring leznar the lesbian 💀💀😂
nah
"that's fucking illegal"
is No.1 by a mile, it will never get old.
I completely agree. They should've played that line multiple times.
Fuck him.
Dana's best is smirk followed by "I don't give a fuck"
followed by "If you give a shit, Tune in!" that one's hilarious too lol
what was the quote about?
They way Anderson says "I back" is hilarious
The "Fight Chuck" from Silva was 🤣🤣🤣
"Y'all have pecan pie up in this muthafucka too? Shiiieeett"
George Hotousiotis I love rampage 😂
George Hotousiotis shit fuckin kills me 😂😂
AshH 96 brilliant 😂
Rampage is literally a meme now
@@aus995aging well
Calling out a dudes wife after knocking him out. Derrick Lewis is such a savage.
James Rund Fuck Travis Browne. I thought it was funny
He only did it because Browne is a known woman beater
James Rund Wait they are married?
He just called her fine ass
Chris Watson no they were dating at the time. Now they are engaged.
I never knew where Joe Rogan’s podcast intro came from till now
I thought it was Bryan Callen’s voice, not Nick Diaz 😂
Brock : "I'm gonna go home and drink a Coors Light, not a Bud Light."
Man was ahead of his time.
Respect.
"And this is still my boy!" - Michael Chiesa's mom.
Erivanci lmao
LOL. Wow that is fucking savage. Its too bad that Chiesa didn't sustain that bad of a beatdown though like Rockhold did to Weidman.
Rapportus5 a
Erivanci 😂😂
This one is actually original 👏😂😂
Gotta love Nate's game plan
maxim striganov I died
A beautifully constructed gameplan.
maxim striganov Had me dying😂😂😂💀
I mean, it worked.
Nate is easily the funniest fucker in the UFC 😂😂
“This is a simulated death match, and you haven’t simulated anyone’s death yet”
Cold
When Lawler said “His soul” I genuinely believed him lmao
“ yall got carrot cakes and stuff up there shieeeet “ “yall got pecan pie too “ shieeet 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love rampage 🤍
skeederbop tv yeah that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂
skeederbop tv Lmaooo😂😂😂
Lizette Avila 😂😂😂😩
Rampage was hilarious, loved it when he was on TUF 😂😂
That one was the best 😂
"Sheeeeeiiit"
Sir Joshy 😂
LMAO Cormier
“Jon... Jon .. do you think I’m just gonna sit there and let you kill me?? I mean really ! “ 😂😂😂😂
“Cause if I hurt him I’m not taking his neck”
“What are you gonna take?”
“.....his soul🤪”
I'm surprised that more people aren't talking about that ruthless is one scary ass dude lol
i want you
A lot of respect to Nate for admitting all of the UFC is on steroids. That was some OG shit right there.
Actually pathetic to be honest with you ,
@@valentinodosantos2925 you just mad he exposed your favorite fighters
@@valentinodosantos2925 Salty Little Twat 🙄
Fuck Outta Here 🤦♂️
valentino dosantos gtfoh, it’s all true.
@@valentinodosantos2925 your life is pathetic 😂😂😂
"I'm not impressed by your performance" Savage
I believe it’s spelled “Per-FOR-MENZ”
2:28 Shamrock kicks that chair and Dana catches it like “WTF!!!”
back when Conor was excited for 60K. He was a hungry and motivated fighter. His last good MMA fight where he was fully prepared was against Alvarez. After making that money from the Floyd fight he no longer had any drive and was far from his best as he did not put the effort a hungry fighter would.
So the cowboy conor fight never happened?
@@jordenthomson9551 It did and Conor dominated. But it doesn't change the points I made. Just because you are no longer a hungry fighter doesn't mean you lose every fight.
True man. We will not see Conor again :/ and sadly, there will be no one same as Conor :(
"Don't be Scared Homie" - USADA
lol
Kazee EnT that’s fucking illegal
"Oh y'all got pecan pie up in this mufucka, shiiiit"
Rampage the goat
Steve Estrada sheeeeeet
What do absolute legends say: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
@@ddd-sx7pw Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYT
5:23 finally found where this audio came from lol
2:05 that has to be the best quote of all time
"your playing touch-butt with that dork in the park"....best quote ever
You're*
David Link also from the same quote “you seem to have it all figured out when you’re fightin midgets”
Yeah lol
''I back, trust me I back''
Thpinal
Breaks his other leg
I was ur 400 like ur welcome
i've had so much fun watching this, thanks 🤣
You got to admit Conor, Nate and Brock are some of the most badass humans alive
Not connor imo
Conor used to be
Jon Jones aswell "I beat you after a week of cocaine
best fight plan ever.
1.fufu
2.hit em with some good shit
3.don't get hit
4.come home with good cash
WHAT D FCK IS FUFU??
Fufu 😂😂😂
its fho fho you deaf fuck
Ainz shut the fuck up you dumb bitch
@@darkgamer-ff6rt yeah tell that dumb guy again
This is a simulated death match, and you haven't simulated anybody's death yet. Im dead hahaha
cbe simulatedly dead that is
He is as dumb as a log
@@kegheihga3374 UFC fights are simulated deathmatches lol. as soon as the fighters cant fight back or would be killed, the fight gets stopped.
@@rkellyonu Exactly same thing with choke, you can tap but if it was a death match you will be dead.
@@rkellyonu that's why they are "simulated" death matches - not death matches.
“It’s Nermal” 😂😂. Kills me everytime
Nick sitting arm's reach from Dana telling the people they're selling wolf tickets and Dana just standing there like "come on man" is too good.
"A I'm not surprised motherfuckerz" won it for me
yea that shit legendary
"This is number one bullshit" - Khabib
Motaz he needs to make weight... thats number one bullshit
1:50 years later, still the funniest response in UFC history!! 😂😂💀
“Phuck that, Conor McGregor you have taken everything I’ve worked for motherfucka” - Nate Diaz
This entire video could just be Conor and the Diaz brothers.
Or Nate trollin conor
The best was "im not surprised motherfucker" and "i apologize... to absolutely nobody"😂😂😂
2:22 sounds too much like hes saying his matrimonial lines to him that i cant help but laugh like him 😂😂
I was today years old when I found out Nick Diaz is the Joe Rogan opening voice for his podcast 😂😂
2:23 Lmao that's the funniest shit ever the pause he took and laughed
Funny asf!!
That’s the best thing Tito Ortiz had ever done lmaoo
Tito is great.
and the way the chair flew priceless LMAO
It was a really forced laugh though.
"Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.. all day"
dude got'em a lil twisted there
lol
@@johngr1747 You know how our boy Nick rolls with it
Dobar dobar
These people are so unintentionally funny
I think this is my all time favorite ufc video to date 100%
Tony the type of guy to have the memorable quote " hold on brother I'm talking" and not get mentioned in any video
"TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT...ALL DAY!"
I've been trying to figure out where that came from for SO LONG.
me too :D I had no idea it was Nick Diaz saying that line
Maybe it was just me but for the longest I thought that was Callen’s voice.
"I'd like to take this chance.. to apologise.. to ABSOLUTELY NOBODY, sir" - Sage Northcutt
ercaif Leeracm everybody*
"i am not impressed with your performance." is still my favorite trash talk.
“Who the F is that guy” gets me every time 😂😂
lmao the diaz bros are the best
None of them ever won a UFC belt
Omega Reyes You a special kind of slow
Best brothers in MMA for sure
@@oreohobo9807 right lol
lol they have dat hood aftertaste
Robbie Lawler will forever be in my nightmares after what he just said
I thought it was corny, actually. Not to mention that Conor is a bad styles matchup for Lawler.
D Snipes so? if that fucker looked you in the eyes and said he was gonna take your soul you'd shit yourself
D Snipes don't act tough it was a joke
k
He’s kinda scary in person too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:24 "Break out the red panties"
“Beat you into the living death” is my favorite 😂😂😂
5:24 ooohh... that's where that's from
I was fucken amazed 😂😂 I had that exact reaction . 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
I thought it was Joe saying it the whole time...
@@TerrisLP same lol
Huh
“I’d like to take this time to apologize, to absolutely fookin NOBODY” legend!
"the double champ does what the fook he wants"
"Bring out the red panties" 😎
your legend is a tap out monster and just got knocked out. any other fighter would be put to the prelims. his last call out was to fight a old , old style fighter Diego sanchez for easy money. no legend does that.
@@JonnyLabbat virgin
@@cm4658 would rather be a virgin than a rapist which the person your sticking up for is, go google it
"I'm going to beat you into the living death" is the funniest shit i've ever heard
This video is gold for mma fans
Nate Diaz be sounding like Walter whites kid from breaking bad 😂
Facts
brrrooooooo. C'mon, man. LMAO!!!!
I think Faber saying "you haven't simulated anyone's death yet" is low key the funniest line in the video
I’m saying 😂
I was looking for a comment like this 🤣 such a stupidly awesome line
2:25 that catch was impressive😂
0:44 "I back" 🤣
I'm not impressed by your performance.....
dxburner222 It sounded more like "Poor-For-Months" lol
Peerfoormeencee
:')
John Dougherty Haha I am gonna use it too now when another hooker disappoints me with her bj skills. #Fukkbananapeelingbjs
dxburner222 more like Purr-four-munce
"Michael Bisping, I love you. You swear at me, I say I love you."
noo "i love you Mike, you said that to me (showing middle finger), i loove you"
don't forget, SEE YOU SOON, BOOOOOYYYYEE
and "no forget Jesus" or no for gay jesus
and "HANGING WITH THE BOOOOYYYYEEEEZZZZ"
I'm glad you used the uncensored ones for the Diaz brothers lol
the "don t be scared, homie" gets me every time =))
I seriously think Conor had no idea who that guy was. You could clearly see the confusion on his face😂😂😂
He stated in a recent video that he did, and gave props to Jeremy
yeah he just said he knew who he was and that hes a good fighter, he was just giving a good show.. I'm just confused when you say ''you could clearly see the confusion on his face'' when he has those huge glasses lol
Dave Nadeau ok
PantsTheThird Das cool
Conor admitted to knowing who jeremy was and even gave him complete credit on his abilitues and said he respects Jeremy, seems tour the only one that hasnt seen this interview of Conor's lol
"I'm not surprised motherfuckers"
After he strangled UFC's Goldenboy. That's so fucking epic
Andrew Ortiz yup, not only that but the fight was starting to go in nates favor.
How people can a rate a decision (which was closer than people think) over Conor almost getting TKO'd and then getting choked the fuck out amazes me. & 99% of these Conor dick riders aren't even Irish. lmfao
Renko wins the rematch and Conor says "surprise motherfuckers the King is back" now that's epic. Talk ab chills
Ahmed Hussain
They're not taking about statistics or technical dominance, it's about how physically damaged and battered Nate was.
1-1 deal with it bitch.
2:25 mans caught that chair with ultra instinct
2:23 titos reaction is gold
The atmosphere & noise in that room after Conor said "who the fook is that guy" is absolutely mind blowing
"You know damn well who I am" - Demi "Dick Devour-er" Lavado
“Beat within the living death” lmao
Nate gameplan is a masterpiece.
3:46 "Oh y'all got carrot cake? SHIIIIIYYYUTTTTT" You gotta love Rampage Jackson