I watched Shane Dawson's awful film so you don't have to...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Today I watched Shane Dawson's awful film, "I Hate Myselfie", one of the promotions for his book of the same name. Now you don't have to watch one of the worst films ever made. If you want to me read the book, 100,000 likes please.
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Thank you for the song I love it
James Marriott that’s nice
if you insist ✋
Good evening, Jimbo.
FYI, James HIM is my new favourite song. Bloody hell, I sound so corny.
Why'd it have to be Shane?
because he's a horrible person
Lmao that cockroach never dies
Is that offensive
Sorry if it is
James felt saucy Edit: most likes ive had ever! Thanks.
@@bubblegum-7204 Primink couldn’t have been more wrong
@@alexaorlowski634 ayy let's go
Primink where are you ._.
I watched his short film and the one like “pinching is like cutting for people who don’t like blood” i didn’t know what that meant when I first watched it but as I got older I realized how bad that is. Another reason why I stopped supporting him
Its in the book as well i was a fan of shane and i read the book and had to put it down after that comment along with a bunch of other insensitive jokes
I do know that pinching is recommended as an alternative for people who self-harm, but in the context of Shane Dawson, well............
Just no.
@@crowdemon_archives i think after in the book the quote is 'you should try it' like wtf
@@meowsily Absolutely YIKES
Also, same as before: Just no.
especially to somebody like me who never had the "courage" to actually cut myself. i was afraid of the pain so i just hit myself with a screwdriver until i got bruises all over my body. hearing him say to pinch myself definitely didn't help my self harm tendencies.
Me : opens the door to get some fresh air
Shane Dawson: *surprise*
Ayyy I’ve seen ur vids your a funny guy.
Do you walk?
JAMES MARRIOT CAT th-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/w-d-xo.html
Surprise shawtayy
@@shrek__2454 too nice, I appreciate that
i always thought drew was a million times funnier than shane. he deserved better back then
James Marriott and WIlbur Soot are slowly shifting into the same person, in 2 years, they'll be identical.
clap for James after sitting through this absolute depressing and sad short film
i forgot about Drew Monson!!! i love him he is hilarious but he got into the world of Shane and kind of changed but he is so fun and relatable
Ahh yes, 18 likes and no views, also, Shane Dawson looks like a dog on drugs, I love ya James xx
i’m on drugs 😳😳😳😳😳😳
@@biggaylol5438 l o v e l y
Say all you want about Shane, but leave Drew out of this
Why should he
The story line reminds me of insatiable they even have the same name 🤔🤔🤔
*James has my respect for suffering so we don’t have*
Same here
James suffered so we don’t have to, and for that he gets my eternal gratitude
Edit: oh cool 5k
Just like Jesus.
he is doing god’s work
That’s the brand
nostalgia critic is reborn
James thank you for your sacrifice
"I watched Shane Dawsons awful film"..... which one... they all suck...
69th like ;)
@@paulmccartneys_wife i-
@@tazminejames-palmer5680 i’m cool 😎
The truth. After the first crappy one it just got worse and worse and worse🤦🏾♂️
The fact that there are more than one scares me
James should make a song about being trilingual and sing in all 3 languages.
Yes
what language does he speak
@@beccasouthwick spanish and portuguese!
@@beccasouthwick and also English
A man of true talent
drew’s actually so funny but because he’s friends with shane he always accepts the shit roles and bad jokes
I was gonna say the same thing. It sucks how he'll forever be associated with shane
i know, he also makes amazing music, if you haven’t heard his songs i honestly think you should check them out :)
I love drew, he's lovely and very funny. makes me sad hearing these things
It hurt how lowly they spoke of Drew. He is so talented and sweet and was definitely abused by Shane
JAMES MARRIOT CAT th-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/w-d-xo.html
I can't tell if James is repressing his memories of Not Cool like the rest of us or was really lucky enough to have not seen it
Ace? 👀
@@sofa_wash I am indeed the ace up my sleeve
Hello LGBTQ+ friend 🥰
Love your pfp! Ace gang
@@ej6975 Hello!
How to be funny: fat suit and self deprecating jokes
*self deprecating
@@pollux3685 thank you so much I completely forgot how to spell
@@erin8969 haha i can see that
my life, but the fat suit is real
i dont need the suit
Him saying he’s a film maker is a better joke then anything he can come up with
Especially when he tries to be “relatable” in every single yt video he makes
I wanna like but if I like it the number is gonna make me mad
The familiar looking guy is Drew Monson/ mytoecold, who Shane found and befriended when he was a minor.
Poor drew
Yeah, Shane started watching Drew on TH-cam in 2008... when Drew was 13
Omg wait what?! Did he actually??
Is he the same guy who was in Not Cool? Or whatever that Shane Dawson movie with the shit eating hobo was called?
yeah and he’s actually a good youtuber as far as i know, and shane really didn’t deserve drew’s friendship
Drew is hilariously funny, such a shame he's associated with Shane now.
now?? this happened years ago.
@@scienceworld7177 I think the point they were making is that Drew will always be associated with Shane because of the videos they did together. Like, back before then, Drew was his own person with his own channel but now (since Drew's involvement in the Spooky Boys videos and things like that) when people hear Drew Monson they will usually think "Oh, the other guy that isn't Garrett from Shane's channel."
He did blackface. Cancel them both or none at all y’all are fickle as hell.
@@lydswassupx he’s barely on the platform due to mental health and he’s got barely any followers compared to Shane. Cancel him from what exactly?
Like, I agree he shouldn’t have done blackface and it’s messed up and worth addressing. But unlike Shane he didn’t write the joke and the blackface, he didn’t spend a decade making racist “jokes” and doing blackface, he wasn’t sexualising black children or making light of black peoples murders, and he didn’t profit and gain a massive following off a career built on things like that. I think what Drew did here was awful, but I think it’s disgusting you’d compare the two.
@@genericname8727 honestly shane probably bullied him into doing it somehow
I love drew monson his music’s amazing and he isn’t friends with Shane anymore
How do you know they aren't friends anymore?
@@cherylrobinson9680 he hadn’t been in any of shane’s videos for over a year and i’m pretty sure he made a video about it too :)
bump
has he properly apologised for black face? was the apology accepted by black people?
@@dirkstrider4990 he posted an apology and i think it’s a mix, some did some didn’t, he has also been cancelled over inappropriate comments about children, so now he’s been completely cancelled and hasn’t posted on youtube in months
The fact that James says he would rather poetry over Shane’s content says a lot about Shane’s content 😀.
Also James if you’re reading this I love the new song. Keep up the good work 👌🏻.
You don´t like poetry?
@@mariapaularomano537 no I do I just don’t like Gabby Hannah’s shite poetry which is dog shit.
JAMES MARRIOT CAT th-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/w-d-xo.html
All that shows is that he has a preference lmao
@@urmumsgay9065 no it shows that Shane Dawson’s content is cancer.
I can't believe I used to find Shane's content funny when I was younger🧍♀️
lmao same, looking back on it half the time it was just “MEEE” a random snort, or making fun of garrett for liking harry potter
Unrelated but your profile pic is so wholesome
Same it’s disturbing thinking I was consuming all his toxic jokes when I was in elementary school
same like i used to whatch those conspiracy theories and I've looked into them lately..... and idk why i used to whatched these
Same, I still have both of his books, need to get rid of them
"I believe he's filing a restraining order against me." - James Marriott, Jan 4, 2021
"If no one gets shot I'm disappointed." - Cynic Snacks, Jan 4, 2021
I feel like this is what really made Drew withdraw from Shane. He doesn't want to be associated with such a person but the damage was already done so he just disappeared
I agree with that to a point because he was still around Shane in later videos but after a few he's just gone.
It would also feel so awful because Shane Dawson befriended him when he was a minor.
@@mangmangmangobri I should have been more clear. I think Shane’s previous apologies in the past few years made Drew reconsider his friendship and dip before things got really bad like they have in 2020. The past apologies were “accepted” (brushed under the rug, really) and so maybe Drew realized that was his time to distance
@@suzyeide2320 Yeah exactly
That and his severe mental health issues. I think his mental health played a larger role in him disappearing than shane tbh he seemed like he was really struggling with being in the internet
not gonna lie i did actually laugh at the "is it because of my foreskin" joke
Tbh that one and he "a piece of dogshit? What is this?" Joke would have been in so many early 2000's stoner/weird comedy movies. But the rest of this movie is hot garbage. Broken clocks and all that
Yeah that one got to me and I'm not usually one for dick jokes
Same 😂
because it was funny lol
yeah drew’s delivery is so good
Bruh drew is so funny irl by himself. The only reason I’d watch Shane at one point was because of him.
Was still a bad person when he worked with Shane
same honestly. and garret as well
@@FortuitousOwl doesn’t necessarily mean he is now tho
@@crystalbutterfly2758 ok? People are acting like drew was a victim and always an Angel lol
@@FortuitousOwl but he certainly pales in comparison so you could understand why people see him that way
That ending was so fucking jarring, I thought it was James editing it as a joke
JAMES MARRIOT CAT th-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/w-d-xo.html
Right? You’re thinking maybe this film is slightly redeemable but then they completely demolish all of it
Me a Malaysian, casually doing my night routine while having this play in the background: "like any flight from Malaysian airlines, never really land right"
HOLD UPPPP
THE SHADE??? AHAHAHAHA
😭😭
frrrrrrr i had to triple check lmfaooo
i mean are they wrong tho🤣🤣🤣🤣 (saying this as a malaysian before ppl come after me)
I knooowww
Before those two incidents in 2014, people don't even know Malaysia exists. What luck we had huh :')
@@jadeandblood very very good luck :')
James: 'influencers can't write more than five pages"
James: "I struggle to read more than one page"
Lmao i was about to write this
JAMES MARRIOT CAT th-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/w-d-xo.html
i love how it took over ten years for everyone to realize how terrible shane's content is
How unfortunate
I
So true
ISHJAHAKAHA
@Jill _M Out here asking the important questions
Ok but Drew’s an actual funny guy and he’s such a sweetie don’t insult him
He reminds me of a penguin like hes so cute ah
he still did blackface lmao? he could’ve told shane no and that it’s racist
I mean we dont actually know that
@@niamhrtditchfield2348 u don’t know that he did blackface?
@@millieoldroyd8821 but he did lol
Everyone say thank you to James for his *sacrifice* for our entertainment
thank you james
JAMES MARRIOT CAT th-cam.com/video/p3bXdPuPjFo/w-d-xo.html
Thank you James
Thank you James
Thank you papa James
Th shade towards Drew Monson is entirely unfounded. He’s genuinely one of the funniest and most intelligent creators on the platform. While I disagree with the use of blackface in the short, I’d highly recommend seeking out Drew’s original content, he has one of the most unique sense of humours and doesn’t deserve to be tarred with the same black (face) brush
Right? I love drew! I'm glad that it doesn't seem like Drew or Garrett are really friends with Shane anymore.
thank you for saying this
completely agree
Yes I commented about this too !!!
agreed 100% drew was so abused by shane its awful i love drew
I feel like at least 50% of this comment section is about drew monson
Shane thinking he’s a filmmaker is so laughable to me. It’s the same recycled joke over and over
I feel like James feels like he's quirky and cool for being able to wear gray without sweating through it.
I would too tbh
Okay if I could do that I’d show it off too
Damn, I wish I was as quirky and cool as James.
@@itsnicole11 me too honestly 😫😫😫
@@squiggle.64 its a skill that only few have 😓😓😓
Honestly this movie probably really hurt Drew Monson's career.
No not cool ruined it sad cuz he was the only good thing about that movie
god i wish drew hadn't accepted that role he's actually really talented 🧍
let’s be honest shane probably forced him into it
@@mialily9291 lets not push that narrative. he is grown.
6:31 aw but I like Drew. His lil comments in Shane's spooky boys videos always make me laugh.
"It's funny 'cause he's fat." Holy shit, I would never have guessed!
I don't even that's supposed to be funny, but then again Google Translate fucking up amuse me more than whatever Shane made so... idk lol
James needs a whole hug after sitting through this horror
Bruh yes
yes 😭
yes lmao
Of course
Rather than a half hug
The title is misleading as there are many terrible shane dawson films
James is like the lord. Died so we may be set free.
That’s so true
No. Please dont compare our lord and savior to him.
@@jadar505 “our”? not everyone practices religion let alone the same religion.
That's Jesus
@@comleytea9271 ....ok
James: "TH-camrs can't seem to write anything longer than 5 pages"
Also James: "I struggle to read anything longer than a page"
lol nice
We need hazel and gold fleck eye merch and trilingual merch
is your name about school, Mr Point and Shoot?
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It should say: 👁'm ✨trilingual✨
@@kaisiarubie5536 YESSS that's a great idea
@@kaisiarubie5536 yes
@@biggaylol5438 only if the point is at the Bible and the shoot is the hip dance
The foreskin joke guy is Drew, one of Shane's old friends, dunno if they're friends now...I doubt it.
They aren't friends anymore, Drew's mental health suffered immensely from being around Shane. Apparently Shane was incredibly inappropriate around him, pretty sure they stopped being friends way before the current Shane situation.
OH Nooooooo I love GiGi Gorgeous, sucks to see her here, but she played her part so well. She is trans gender and seeing her playing the mean girl was probably a big deal for her.
When James threw his copy of Dandelion, I choked on my Hershey’s Kiss
Hershey's KILL!
@@DarkRubberDucky 😂
"Him" gives me 2000's emo lana del ray
Its more like panic at the disco to my ears
If Lana had _any_ energy
oh shittt
did you forget the word vibes
More like Blur
i feel a bit less self loathing when i remember that i went from being a shane fan to a james mariott one
Now that is a good arc
james: he has such a recognisable face... i never want to see his face again
drew: *i was threatened*
“Him” sounds like the essence of angst
It's a banger
Definitely the kind of song you'd blast while going too fast down the highway with your best friend
Reminds me of If You Can't Hang. It's a good song, but it has more of a "i gotta listen to this again to get it" feeling for me than "this slaps the first time"
It's actually really good
ok drew was dealing with she and was low-key being verbally abused Shane.
Not yall defending Drew doing blackface “because he’s a nice person”😂😂😂😂😂
for reallllll he an old man
Its crazy how this is the first I'm hearing about it...we've been talking about shane doing this for a whole year now but this has been ignored?
wait do u have proof? can i see pls
@@circusninjavoodoowizard it’s literally in the movie. There’s a scene of it in the vid I think
I know I'm a bit late, but if we're talking about the scene in the movie
It wasn't racially charged, and his roll was being a literal pile of shit.
So-
I feel like James is only friends with Cynic Snacks to just make him suffer too
Not to be "that guy" but, This isn't even a short film, it's just a shitty youtube skit.
Literally the only requirement "I hate myselfie" meets to be considered a shortfilm is the duration.
I love this video but don’t ever disrespect Drew again
Uhm chile
ummm
Literally was typing this comment lmao
@@archangelashley what’d he do 😳
uuuhhhh ion know
i hate that i’m admitting this but i used to religiously watch i hate myselfie bc of the jokes and i also used to like Gigi gorgeous. looking back on everything now i can’t help but feel disgusted 🤢
It pains me that I watched this as a child 😔
I already did when i was a fan...
I'm upset with myself
Better be
Same man, same,
same
*Shane Dawson existing* me: "👁️👄👁️ ew"
I've never heard of him, what did he do / who is he?
@@zaharakhan4254 ohh its a long story, dangelowallace made a video abt it (its like 1 hour long if u r interested)
Looking back on old Shane is like seeing flashbacks of a movie Villain before you realised they were the Villain.
Calling these "short films" short films is insulting, I prefer calling these overly-long videos.
Him is such a good song, won’t lie.
Righttt James is so talented
"Shocking people with an average voice... And an instrument" *James be nicer with yourself*
James’ new song is honestly a banger 😌
fr❗️
amen
Not the Drew Monson slander 😩 he’s precious and hilarious.
yet you’d be the first person to call someone u don’t like out for doing blackface? but it’s ok because drew is a sweetie
@@millieoldroyd8821 I’m genuinely confused? Did Drew do black face? Nobody’s exempt from being held accountable for their racist actions. If this is something that happened, I am unaware.
@@faintheartedfawn did u not watch the video?
@@millieoldroyd8821 Not past the slam poetry part where they called him unfunny. I just went back to watch the rest of the video and you’re totally right. If I would have watched further, I would have seen. Thank you for pointing it out- Will no longer be supporting Drew either.
He wasn’t good back when he worked with Shane so I think it’s fair game
6:27 it’s drew monson, and he’s actually so cool
The "you're fat and ugly so you make look good" kinda friends is actually something that happens often in real life. Its sad too.
Honestly tho Drew Monsons hilarious James give him a watch
I clicked faster then he could snort
Lmaoooo
This deserves to be top comment
I was not expecting this to be top comment sulwkdke but thanks
Don't do drew dirty like that!!
He did black face. He’s just as bad
@@beth9120 that's not black face he literally has a few patches of brown paint on his face cmonnnn
@@chiaradigaetano5449 and the butt of the joke was that it came off as, guess what, blackface
He needed to know that if he wanted the "joke" to work
@@nicomoist5336 it's just a joke , maybe a bit insensitive but still. People take everything too seriously these days- it's not actually blackface is it
@@chiaradigaetano5449 i don’t think so. Jenna Marbles as sweet as she is, has been bullied of this platform for the same reason & now y’all are saying what Drew did isn’t that bad, seems hypocritical to me. Jenna even apologized many many times & still people decided to bully her off. Keep the same energy, or don’t act like you care abt the issue.
“So you don’t have to...”
Me:
*cries in flashbacks from when I was like 11*
Let’s get serious “him” is actually really good and honestly I feel like it should be like on the radio or something
i know i cant stop singing it and im trying to get all my friends into it
@@miad5079 OMG same actually tho. I got one friend into the song and now she is watching his videos as well
Agreed
The guy that looked familiar i think is one of they guys that was in Shane’s friend group 🧍♀️
Yeah his name is Drew and he use to be part of the 'Shane,Garrett, and Drew' crew. But at some point something must have happened because both Drew and Garrett stopped appearing in Shane's ghost/paranormal videos
No! Drew is such a sweetheart. He did what Shane said cuz they were friends but he’s so sweet.
The fact that I’ve watched this a while ago and didn’t see any of the red flags 😬
i watched it like five times HHHAH
Shane was somehow able to put just a huge blindfold on all of his fans so we never got to see the red flags and if we did we brushed them off, didn't process them, or just ignored them. How he did this? I have no fucking idea.
@@fatima_3194 he had that weird sort of charm, atleast for me that was the thing that kinda distracted me from the red flags
I don’t think I’m mentally prepared to see this
I’m gonna say it now. For everyone in the comments defending drew... get yourself together. Yes, his role was “shit” but it was made into a blackface joke, which should never be forgiven.
6:31 Drew's lil comments in Shane's spooky boys videos always make me laugh.
James ily but please don’t ever insult drew monson like that again, he’s a literal angel, he doesn’t deserve that
yes i agree 😔
I think James missed the joke drew was making in the comments. He does miss quite a few subtle jokes 😂
Yes!! It also pisses me off they accused him of doing black face
You dont know that
People used to say the same about Shane, we dont know anything about these people aside from the youtube persona (applies to every youtuber)
Idk why i used to watch him, maybe just cuz he was popular at the time, and i was at that point of 14 where i thought that all comedy had to be crude or sexual 😖🤢 im so glad i never bought his books or give him money in any way especially bc of the crap that has gone down recently
I always watched him with my adblock on lmao
"Chekhov's gun-"
My brain: nOT AGAIN
ion get it
Dammit I got the joke😂😂😂
Me to myself, as well as James Marriott: “I’m not 31 years old...”
A posh man saying "I won't try to stab you" is a lot more intimidating than I expected
Can't believe James doesn't wanna see Drew Monson ever again ):
Drew doesn’t deserve to be dragged down to Shane’s level
Drew is so precious 🥺♥️
Wait why though if I may ask. I stopped learning about what happened to them a while ago
ik i love drew 😭😭
Does he have a TH-cam channel now or something? The stuff he did in Shane's videos was not good so I don't know why everyone is stanning him in the comments lol
"wow" and well done james on the song! i hope it all goes well for you and your career since i have been watching you since 100k on my alt account and i'm honestly so happy someone like you is getting the recognition you deserve! all the best since uk is now going into lockdown again-what a shamble it's turned into
midari 👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩
lmao, i thought the 'letting me be myself' comment was about his character acting as a pos.
Me too lol
i'm 90% sure i watched both movies in high school but, much like everything else in high school, my brain suppressed all memory of it
Nooo dont come for Drew though! He's actually really great
Shane’s jokes were always too grown up for his audience if that makes sense
im confused lmao
@@janelle954 his point exactly
I mean.. yeah kinda but also I wouldn’t actually say the jokes are grown up, because no actual grown up person would find them funny, and the actual jokes aren’t mature beyond the subject matter. The jokes have 0 actual joke and terrible execution, so really his audience was perfect for the jokes because they’re the ones young enough to hear a vaguely adult concept and just find it funny without needing it to work or make sense
Shane somehow managed to hit a "sweet point" of mature jokes and dumb fart jokes lol
That's how he got away with so much. I didn't know what a lot was but I understood from the context he wanted me to think it was funny so I did
Remember when Shane's creations were actually good?
Me neither, let's continue
Hehehe
i used to love him and i realized last year and when everything came out abt him that it wasn’t that good. the only good thing i liked was his conspiracy videos. AND! to top it off i bought his movie, Not Cool. i’m ashamed
11:13 I couldn't stop laughing with James' subtle "it's a banger!" It was perfectly cut off lmao
My mum bought me Shane's book for my 12th birthday. I burned it on my 13th.
James: *watches Shane Dawson films*
Literally everyone: ~wow~
You went too far with your comments about Drew. Don’t belittle him and refer to him as just some guy, you should’ve done some research to find out who he actually is how much regret and shame he holds from his past connection to Shane.
James only commented on how Drew technically did blackface and is confused how his comment was that "he felt like who he was." Which is so wierd with and without context
If he regrets it tho, maybe it'll be nice to hear an apology. (Im assuming he probably did but idk)
lol
Ngl “him” is my fav song rn
HEYY JAMES I LOVED UR SONG AND IM SO PROUD OF U
ALSO HI PEOPLE WHO R EARLY