So if you pause it at 1:13:51, you can see the “notes” Luis has written down -fastest/best way to succeed / Super Elk - the number 23 in the middle of the prime meridian - a black cube or possibly the tesseract - Dip on a Plane - Birds of prey - word games
"Reading is unpowerful, because you are seeking knowledge." "Why don't you use Google? You're not using all your tools." Louis contradricts himself so quickly, I love him.
They gave me Seroquil for sleep in rehab, and it definitely helped me sleep. It also had me up and sleepwalking in the middle of the night. One night, I got up, walked past the bathroom that was right next to my room and walked to the kitchen and pissed in the sink. After that, I asked them to cut me down from 150 mg to something more manageable. What I'm trying to say is: Shane & Matt are absolutely hilarious. Luis is funny too, but this is not his podcast, so he gets love last.
From what I could tell, the piece of paper on Luis table had the following written/drawn: Best way to succeed Super Elk Dip on a plane Birds of prey Head games Commercials *Had a 3 dimensional drawing of a cube "23" with an X across the number
I've seen this episode multiple times at this point and it's always still funny. One of my favourite ever episodes of any podcast, everyone was brilliant. The John Rennon line was gold, Elton Wong would've also worked 😂
Shane trying to get Matt to lower the volume while playing back the Standing on the Gravitron video is too funny. If you watch the original Standing on the Gravitron video on youtube, the volume is at a reasonable level (maybe slightly a little loud) but Matt has it turned up to 11 while the guy stands up with the hat and the glasses hahaha
I thought the cake analogy makes a lot of sense. We are all like cakes. Some ingredients are not so great on their own. But the symbiosis of everything together in the right proportions is delicious.
This is definitely the most I've ever laughed at anything with luis. by far. These three should start another podcast where they just roast him the entire time just like this one.
57:54 Matt - "You know why they stab themselves in the stomache? Because the ancient samurai believe that your, like your whole, your heart and everything, the force of your body reside in your stomache" Luis - "Yeah they're wrong" Matt - "Yeah, I mean, they miss that one, but..." Shane - "You'd think how many, how many people they're cuttin' open, they would have been like, oh, that's not where that is" Shane just casually destroys. Hope they have Luis on again
Holy hell the freak show stripper company had me crying laughing. This is literally the only podcast that makes me laugh this much. St. Rogues should be praying to have them in his presence
No matter how funny the guest is, JRE is never funny. Its interesting and engaging most of the time, but never funny. To take it a step further Joe Rogan is never funny outside his written material. I knew of Joe Rogan since News Radio, but until I started watching his podcast in 2011, I didn't even know he was a stand up comedian.
@@xThePsychoNautx this aged terribly. He just had Shane, Ari, and mark Normand on yesterday and it was fucking hilarious. Joe himself wasn't that funny but the episode was, even with Ari talking too much
"Reading is a very unpowerful act. When you read you're sending a message that you need more knowledge"
*proceeds to rip bong*
- Julius Ceasar after burning down Alexandria
“Weed sucks.”
*Literally smokes weed every day*
beast
A bong hit transplant
@@NZandit takes a strong man to deny what’s right in front of him
Shane's quarantine cut is absolutely fucking insane 😂😂😂
He went full mimsy
Lookin like Greg ostertag 😂
@@rickybobby420. he really did
Strange things happen in Bisby AZ
@@evergreenriderTucson az
So if you pause it at 1:13:51, you can see the “notes” Luis has written down
-fastest/best way to succeed / Super Elk
- the number 23 in the middle of the prime meridian
- a black cube or possibly the tesseract
- Dip on a Plane
- Birds of prey
- word games
Wyatt Russell real ass dudes take real ass notes
Snitches get stitches bitches.
@@Flint-Dibble-the-Don so do people who can’t fight, what’s your point?
@@wyattrussell7496 I thought the point was obvious bitch.
thank you for deciphering that handwriting hahhahaha
The clipping Mexican DJ audio on the gravitron video and Shane trying to get Matt to turn it down made that so funny.
lol and it looked exactly like LJG bahaha
I truly admire Luis's ability to laugh at himself. It's his very best quality
Which ingredient would you say?
He loves it haha
He’d be a serial killer if he couldnt
Yea man, this is the first time I have been able to see him actually act as a Real Ass Dude. He's so much cooler when he doesn't try so hard.
I was crying when Shane started roasting him about his dad and magic
Shane looks like Macklemore if he found in a pool after three days.
This is a diamond tier comment
I'm ded 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Snacklemore
Shane looks like Macklemore if he was left in a pool for three days
Lmao, like Macklemore mixed with that zombie from the walking dead that got stuck in the well
I've rewatched this episode more times than im proud to admit. I love Standing on The Gravitron
Just finished another run
@@AlphabetKiiller me too homie. I don't know why
The gravitron killed me so funny
This is for sure one of, if not the, best eps of MSSP
This and the "Coke magic" ep of RAP. Both brilliant casts.
The story of Gomez rollerblading 16 miles out of NYC on 9/11 is so funny, this episode makes it even better
N we
That one story brought me around on Gomez.
what episode do they talk about that?
@@oxygentramp42 Ep 401 - Home of the Free (around 5 mins in)
He was supposed to be Matt's special intro... But Matt took the wheel
Shane looks like the mascot for gogurt
He is a giant Gogurt
Hahahaha
the standing on the graviton bit was hands down funnier than any special to come out this year
Timestamp?
@@macklemorganfreeman8488 about 49:00, for some context
Dude I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Literally crying and stomach hurting
I never knew I needed to hear Matt and Shane low key roasting Louis for an hour
every time they see him I swear this happens hahah
This isn't lowkey
@@SuperSaglow at least Shane didn't bully him into attempting a handstand
So you guys don't fuck with redbar huh
@@893loses redbars gay
I had tears running down my face
from their reaction to the Gravitron video!
I love when Louis is on here
this is dead ass one of my top 3 favorite episodes
Is that You, Adam? Dead ass...lol.
3+ years later and this is still a top 10 episode 👏
@@iTzDeyotop 3 and it’s not 3
"Reading is unpowerful, because you are seeking knowledge."
"Why don't you use Google? You're not using all your tools."
Louis contradricts himself so quickly, I love him.
Shane's looking a little like Kim ju un
Kim Jong Poon
I disagree,
🇰🇵the people’s leader looks like Shane Gillis.
Kim tightwad un
7:25 - “the reference is Mimsy from South Park”
🤣🤣🤣 Shane’s the man
I keep rewatching this obviously for standing on the graviton but Matt’s “John Rennon” has me crying laughing every single time
Jesus I fucking read this as soon as his clip came up and I’m fucking dead 💀
Bro that and square head flat tits had me crying 😂
That was an absolute frag grenade
The delayed realization from Shane lmao
1:06:55 I think that’s John Rennon might be the greatest underrated riff in podcast history That’s not what we do here Matt 😂
seeing matt laugh his ass off at his own joke makes it 10x funnier
One of the best episodes. Had to find it again! Thanks dawg
This is the ultimate trio. Would love to see these guys doing more episodes together.
That performance by Loudini was a total mindfreak!
Luis should always be exactly this high
Most I’ve liked him in anything I’ve seen him in 🎉
it's truly his best form
The graviton bit is so goddamn funny everytime I watch it lol
Squarehead FlatTitts still gets me years later, after multiple watches.
Damn haven't laughed that consistently during a podcast in a while lol
This is one of the greatest pod cast episodes, like ever..... how in the world does it only have 34k views..??? Its a travesty
It's a SECRET podcast
The origin of coke magic
Watch Real Ass Podcast #549. Also an incredibly funny podcast.
Better this way. Less eyes, more freedom to keep it real
One of the best episodes ever. Giggled for an hour.
These dudes keepin it hilarious when most other comics are crumbling.
There straight up dudes, no bs
That’s what happens when you get a real ass dude up in the doghouse
This was a 12 out of 10
"Oh I'm the a**hole because you're ruining magic? Got it" - King Luis
I am so happy I started from episode 1. My new favorite podcast
"who lives in apartments by herself? SquareHead FlatTits! " immediately followed by "Its Brues Crues!" is too good, fucking comedy gold
Luis rips a binger .. shane “luis r u 40 yet” ahha dead
That haircut is the best thing ever. He looks like every 18 year old south american football player.
Shane bombed like 10 times in this one & you can see him thinking to himself “fuck” everytime 😂😂😂
This was just as good the second time around. Hilarious episode.
What if Luis' levitation trick was just hanging himself?
Issa a bloody dubboo.
😆😆😆😆😆😆
'She was doing methadone.'
Swag!
coming back to this for the 5th time and its still holds up
This is easily one of my favorite episodes of mssp history
This is one of the best episodes. Luis was a great choice!
"That's the Mexican DJ on the Gravitron, dude" - the Shaman droppin BOMBS 🤣🤣🤣
This episode convinced me MSSP should have guests at least once a month
Watching this when I just woke up at 5:45 am. Laughed so hard when Shane revealed his hair that coffee shot out of my nose.
I love Luis' podcasts but he's even funnier as a guest
He's the point guard of podcasting
"He has got a skateboard, he's 38."
Def one of the top MSSP eps of all time
this shit has me crying laughing 3 years later. shoutout the fucking boys
these are my three favourite people
for real.
Me too! Shane, Matt, and Matt's ceiling light!
Rank em go
@@patderose1618 1, The Dawgs 2, everyone else
Luis is a bag of flour - I fell off my chair laughing dude
You guys are effin hilarious 🤜🤛
Shane saying he's switching out Gomez for Mullen haha
And the look on luis's face..hilarious
Remembered this out of the blue and trying to find it so watching whole episode lol
That would have been sick
I was so disappointed, Shane got me with that one. I was like not that unfunny mope
Bro I still come back to this episode!!! The Goat baby. You guys need to do this trio at least once a year!!!!!!
They gave me Seroquil for sleep in rehab, and it definitely helped me sleep. It also had me up and sleepwalking in the middle of the night. One night, I got up, walked past the bathroom that was right next to my room and walked to the kitchen and pissed in the sink. After that, I asked them to cut me down from 150 mg to something more manageable. What I'm trying to say is: Shane & Matt are absolutely hilarious. Luis is funny too, but this is not his podcast, so he gets love last.
They had me take it in the mornings before high school. It ruined my entire experience. For 3 years
easily the greatest title to any episode of anything
This episode is so good I’ve rewatched it a few times. Love the thumbnail.
luis' math trick had me in tears
by the end of the show, i liked shane's haircut
louis' slight of hand tricks are actually pretty legit
Luis being this high made this the best episode
Gillis wanted to go there when Gomez said he saw Uncle Ben at a comic book convention. 😂 not that Uncle Ben Shane
Shane looks insane in this one
48:58 // This highlight always cheers me up
I keep coming back to this ep time and time again strictly for Matt telling Luis that his number has a decimal point. Hilarious
when you read you’re sending a message that you need more knowledge - Luis J. Gomez
1.06. 59 - Matt - "I think this is john rennon " hahahahhaha
May be the best podcast episode ever.
"Louis tell us a story" hahahahahaha fucking greatest episode ever. He really should be on more.
The Mexican DJ on the graviton crankin out quality early 2000’s techno for the whole town
John Rennon! Love how Shane makes sure to stop & acknowledge that gem & to bring Luis up to speed.
“On his powdery razor nicked coffee table”
i come back often not just to listen to this magic but literally see it as well. legendary episode.
From what I could tell, the piece of paper on Luis table had the following written/drawn:
Best way to succeed
Super Elk
Dip on a plane
Birds of prey
Head games
Commercials
*Had a 3 dimensional drawing of a cube
"23" with an X across the number
"Who lives in ap-art-mentsss by-yy herselffff..." 😂 Lost it
Never let Shane forget this cut
"she looks like shes shaped like all the doorways in her house are shaped like her"
i fuckin love this version of Luis
I've seen this episode multiple times at this point and it's always still funny. One of my favourite ever episodes of any podcast, everyone was brilliant. The John Rennon line was gold, Elton Wong would've also worked 😂
You should have Lucas on more often.
I didn't really know Luis before this, he's HILARIOUS.
Shane trying to get Matt to lower the volume while playing back the Standing on the Gravitron video is too funny. If you watch the original Standing on the Gravitron video on youtube, the volume is at a reasonable level (maybe slightly a little loud) but Matt has it turned up to 11 while the guy stands up with the hat and the glasses hahaha
Stanhope giving Shane a 150mg seroquel and calling it a sleeping pill is so on brand.
Most watched episode before the series became numbered.. and no question why. I love this ep so much
Why Shane look like the villain from "The Fifth Element"?
Lol nice.
Jean Baptiste
Emanuele
Zurg
Why g speak like caveman
@@BanditoBurrito me pop
The 'D' math trick is behind a paywall on Gas Digital now. It was pretty sick
Standing on the gravitron is the most alpha move. You can't tell me different
Shane looks like Phill from Rugrats
😂😂😂
I thought the cake analogy makes a lot of sense.
We are all like cakes.
Some ingredients are not so great on their own.
But the symbiosis of everything together in the right proportions is delicious.
If the podcast just became bullying Luis twice a week I'd increase my Patreon tier immediately.
This is definitely the most I've ever laughed at anything with luis. by far. These three should start another podcast where they just roast him the entire time just like this one.
57:54
Matt - "You know why they stab themselves in the stomache? Because the ancient samurai believe that your, like your whole, your heart and everything, the force of your body reside in your stomache"
Luis - "Yeah they're wrong"
Matt - "Yeah, I mean, they miss that one, but..."
Shane - "You'd think how many, how many people they're cuttin' open, they would have been like, oh, that's not where that is"
Shane just casually destroys.
Hope they have Luis on again
Shane repeatedly telling matt to turn the Audio down during the gravitron video is the hardest I've laughed in a minute.
1:06 "I think this is John Rennon".... so many homeruns in this pod but that was the grand slam
Holy hell the freak show stripper company had me crying laughing. This is literally the only podcast that makes me laugh this much. St. Rogues should be praying to have them in his presence
No matter how funny the guest is, JRE is never funny. Its interesting and engaging most of the time, but never funny. To take it a step further Joe Rogan is never funny outside his written material. I knew of Joe Rogan since News Radio, but until I started watching his podcast in 2011, I didn't even know he was a stand up comedian.
@@xThePsychoNautx this aged terribly. He just had Shane, Ari, and mark Normand on yesterday and it was fucking hilarious. Joe himself wasn't that funny but the episode was, even with Ari talking too much
@@xThePsychoNautx and Joe Rogans standup is terrible
Oh, you mean the Odities? Or Krang, 2 Ninja Turtles and Master Splinter? Lol 🤣
"You're Italian? Ew." Hahaha i spit up my fucking water
Please tell that young lady that I absolutely Love, love, love her new haircut! Thanks so much, Hon
need another luis episode this was amazing
Thank gooberz louis said hes a counter culture icon. That single sentence fired up the roast train. They decided in that moment he had to burn.
Am I the only one who thought Luis is the guy in the thumbnail?
Its not him??
Standing on the graviton is my #1 favorite out of left field moments on the pod
Luis with shat nation is literally the funniest
An amazing episode. Here for my annual
Thumbed up on the disappearing pepper shaker