Woman Tries to Use 'White Card' to Avoid Jail ft. Steve Greene & DavidSoComedy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- A woman tried to get out of a DUI by telling police she's a "clean, thoroughbred, white girl"
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Her: Wait I’m a thorough bred white girl
Officer: I’m so sorry for wasting your time ma’am please be on your way
Carl J what....
Carl J Tf are you talking about?
Carl J huh?
MrUtadaSing translation : “I’m a jake pauler”
Mega YIKES
Carl J you lost? I think you are in the wrong comment section.
Whenever I hear the word thoroughbred I automatically think of dogs and horses
fresa cheesecake 😂 lol
Lol I think that's the only practical use of the term
Whenever I hear it I think inbreed
Every time Joe tells that story, new information gets added. 😂
Not That Guy Ok I wasnt the only one wondering.....did I already watch this video? I've heard that story. lol
wtf..."if you breaking the law, you might as well break it as hard as you can"
lolololol
Tiff is 100% me!!! I can't flirt for my life😅😅
Edith Tenezaca me too🤣🤣
Same. It's amazing I've even dated anyone 😂😂😂
you have gorgeous eyes
avilik13 me too!!! Crazy how this all works😂😅😅
ＬＬＡＭＡ ＬＬＡＭＡ wouldn't that be a good thing since now you know you can w/o trying?😂
When I read the title, the first thing that came to mind was a hillbilly voice: "But A'm wHite!"
Who else read this with an accent
hillbillys don't drive. They ride ponys. I pictured her with a vally girl accent. Like I'm a white girl, like what everrr
Exaggerated LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I read it with a valley girl accent
When David tried to deep throat the water bottle💀
He can never go to prison now
The Casino ? Why do people like you always ruin the party with your racist ass
I can’t remember the name of this TH-camr but one day i was watching their 23andMe video and in the beginning if the video she said “well ik im native American because my grandma was, but other than that i dont know, i wanna see if im a bit asian” and when she opened her results she was 100% white. Like not even joking
Grandma must of been one of those $5 Indians.
sytunsyn 🤣🤣🤣
Her gma probably legit thought she was part native lol
@@sytunsyn Get paid $5 each year on Treaty-Day
Well my grandmas dna came back Greek but mine didn’t so she could’ve just not gotten that ethnicity in her ethnic dna.
All those edits were so funny! Please do more of those. I love it. hahaha
I thought it was Byron editing but it was Vince.
That clip "I'm not a hoe either" lmao omfg
do you know if that is a movie scene or a skit??
Vanessa, That a clip from Mad TV. Her name is Bunifa-Latifa-Halifa-Sharifa Jackson
Why did she say that? 😂 Because it probably worked before
Highly unlikely it has worked before. Everybody hates white people for no good reason these days.
Content King Takes me back to the slavery days
Because people keep saying white people have special privileges right?
It has definitely worked before 😏
let’s not assume anything
I find it interesting that they took this in a sexual way when I clearly took the “you know what that means” as racially based lol
Same
Yeah, it went right over their heads somehow
its bc they have steve the white with them and they have been avoiding speaking about white privilege etc to not upset their semi alt right male fans
luna li or maybe it just went right over their heads
You *clearly* thought it? Thank god you did, or else none of our lowly opinions would’ve been validated
Steve Greene and David So are like salt and pepper
I swear geo did tell a story about failing at flirting w a cop
melody ou She did. She probably forgot
Exactly, I remember her saying she flirted but failed because she had her hoodie on with the hood on her head and the thought she was a guy!
*2:52** u not slick david..bearly put the bottle in your throat and still choked*
Dear editor, I love you
DAVID THROAT GAME WEAK
Queen Stargirl true and then he coughed after 😂😂😂😂
I don't know what it is, But whenever girls make that disappointed angry face Geo was making to Bart, guys really just don't stop talking and making more stuff up.
I'm guilty of that all the time with my mom and aunt's. I just keep talking and confessing without them even saying anything, just giving me that face. It's some type of mind tricks or something..
It’s actually a documented psychological phenomenon. If you pause and wait after someone’s finished talking, it’ll subconsciously encourage them to continue even if they’re finished. Try it, it’ll work for you too (most of the time).
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ahh, I still love these guys after watching them for 3-4 years. They're all so awesome and they don't just give news, they talk about a lot of random things but it's most of the time very interesting, funny, or entertaining if not those two things.
noooo Geo definitely did try to flirt with a cop and it failed anybody else remember an episode where she said this? Maybe I'm wrong lmao
When Steve said when the Queen would say "oh Dreadful" hahaha got me ballin' with laughter
Joe was right Geo also tried and failed! She said she was wearing a hoodie when she got pulled over. o;
you mean she was wearing a pullover 👀
“Do you have something in your fucking eye ma’am🤨”😂😂😂😂
She also basically said, just because he's a cop he has to be racist too. XD
I always love watching JKNews because they make someone's day better and we get to know some weird and interesting topics
officer: miss you killed 4 people whilst we were chasing you, u are going to jail
girl: but wait officer im white
officer: oh sorry miss you are free too go
lil cumstain _understandable, have a nice day_
lil cumstain white men get charged women usually get let free
Jermaine Williams Yep. Exactly. Women in general will get less time for the same crime where as a man will get years and years. It's that double standard.
"Roll the window down with your fist in your mouth" LMAO
Nothing compared to my security guard at school getting arrested for impersonating a police officer...
You should stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green then go 😂😂😂
2:54 David actually choked! I’m in tears 😂😂😂
omfg David choking after deep throating the water bottle freakin killed me lmao
Who else saw David at 2:51 gagging on the water bottle 😂😂😂😂😂
DAVID SO SLIM!
TheOriginalCP9 every video 😂
I miss the chubby vers of himm
Sdfu
Salice Bayybe True. Gotta be happy for the man. He’s done so well thus far.
md love You literally typed the same message a couple days ago and removed it after I asked you to provide a list of who I’m supposedly chatting up. Dumb ass. Get a life.
5:48 bart: "Something more discrete probably. lol!
4:04 That awkward moment when no one wants to take one for the team and attempt a Donald Duck impression XD
Real friends allways give the BEST advice. ^_^
Didn't Geo try to flirt but they thought she was a guy because she had a hoodie on with the hood on her head?
As the " thorough-bred " white community representative, we politely decline her as one of us.
Yup many native tribes can look part asian, white or latino....
David actually choked!!! 😂😂
David look good bruh, keep it up dude
Lmao the whole video. 💀💀💀💀💀
The Ford Fusion is amazing David is tripping so hard.
11:41 bruh 😂😂🤣
Love the editing, Vince! I miss the old school editing with the hilarious GIF's!
2:53 The face of regret is killing me
2:48 David hurt himself a bit😂😂😂
10:20 David roasting geo 😂
David love you, I moved to Washington and No one say Wet Back Lmao
Pretty sure Geo did try and it failed can’t remember which old ep it was. This was years ago
I'm from South Carolina and this doesn't surprise me at all
Whos that Asian kid next to joe? Loll keep it up David!!! Looking great
window goes down "good evening osciffer *hick* i swear to drunk... im not god *hick*"
I'm actually Native American and in the Nevada school system every year the government gives me school supplies and stuff. And I always had friends that were like "I'm 15 Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo where's my free stuff?????" Like sis plz
I’m glad Steve referenced Pocahontas
What was the video Joe tell that casino story and makes the cheif of nowhere comment? I totally forgot but it was so funny 😂
I feel like they laugh at guests jokes a little tooooooo hard to make the feel good LMFAO
2:53 David realised he went to far hahaha
imagine mar comes home and she’s like:
“hello my big fa- JESUS CHRIST YOU LOST A LOT”
whenever they mention Norway I get so taken aback I'm like....Do they know I'm watching?
She should have shown to officer the picture book of her family to confirm she was from a champion bloodline.
BART you gonna die 😭😂😂stopppp speeding !! Shallow downnnn
*slow
Once I got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign and when he got to my window, I told him I had dissociative identity disorder and one of my alters did it, and he looked at me for like thirty seconds, decided it wasn’t worth it, and let me go lmfao
*gets a 123 & Me DNA test*
Her: "Fuck me. I'm .000002% black. I'm not a thoroughbred anymore"
*cries in .000002% black*
Man... she needs to call customer service. Her white card is broken.
Genlogic
She's white and she's a woman. Didn't you watch the video? The fact that she said that she's a thoroughbred white woman means she knows that shit worked. Of course it only works until it doesn't.
Whoever edited this video is really into the gifs lmao
That has probably worked before she sounded confident
2:52 did anyone else notice david? Lololol
We saw you with that Water bottle David, it’s too late lol
DAVID ACTUALLY GAGGED HAHAHAHA IM DYING
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I'm too Dominican to go to jail
I’m Native American 😊 Navajo 😊
everybody seem so genuine
No geo said she failed before, I remember it because I watched it again like yesterday lmao
Lol omg that Madtv skit.
High cheekbone native right here! 🙋♀️And actually Navajo haha 😂 😂not a ho 😂 😂
literally chose the wrong time to watch this.. having dinner and nearly spit out my food and drink at y’all’s comments and shit 😂😭
DUI Deborah
this white girl in my class last year told me that her dad was half native american and i was like "...mm okay buddy"
I’m definitely no a pure breed cause I’m Scottish 😂
Her: I'm a thoroughbred black girl
Cop:...
And that is the last thing she said, your honor
It's probably because I'm Irish but I would definitely mistake geo and tiff as white and just tanned if I didn't know they were Hispanic
KT mcgoogle Im Mexican and I'd do the same tbh
KT mcgoogle Geo is 70% white and Tiff was like 90% so they are white.
Do the story about the dude who got fired for recording all the Mexicans leaving their job after they sent two dudes home
why did bart sound like a valley town version of donaldo trumpo at 5:11
Lol how do you get tickets all the time when you’re so nice? I get pulled over constantly and as long as you comply with the cops, they’re pretty chill and let you go without a slap on the wrist.
back to the actual good shit and entertaining convos
David gagged 😂😂
The card is a Tribal ID. You have to have a certain percentage of Native blood to have one and be enrolled in a tribe, some tribes require 1/4 others 1/8.
A red light IS a stop sign!
Anyone notice David gag on the bottle😂
Geo is white too then 😂
Thoroughbred White is prolly the same as WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant/aka English/welsh/Scottish/Germanic)
7:04 David so cuteeee 😭
That’s funny my father is black and my mother is Indian as in Choctaw So that makes me mix But of course people gonna say I’m black just because of my father side
2:51 watch David gag😂
I literally worked with this girl lol.
Her family ain't gonna be thoroughbred after this
This article was so funny until it hit close to home when I realized it was in my state
Native American 💪🏾
"I'm not white, I'm Navajo"
"AND I'M NOT A HOE EITHER"
I laughed so much at that. Does someone have a link to the clip (please link in replies)?