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  • @cmylmz
    @cmylmz  11 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Cem Yılmaz - CMYLMZ (2007) Gösterisinden "Canlı ördek" bölümü.
    Güncel paylaşım ve videolara ulaşmak için Cem Yılmaz'ın resmi hesapları:
    cmylmz.com/
    facebook.com/cmylmz
    twitter.com/cmylmz
    th-cam.com/users/cmylmz

    • @meltemkurt8046
      @meltemkurt8046 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Çok yaşa emi

    • @Game_Play_youtube
      @Game_Play_youtube 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cem Yılmaz patron 4 yıldır nefes almıyormusun 🤔😇😎

  • @tunamusic6540
    @tunamusic6540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    L4 L5 , L5 S1 fıtık çok ağırdır. Ağrısı , acısı , sonrasında toparlaması çok ağır bir süreçtir.
    Bırakın yürümeyi 10 saniye oturamaz , uyuyamaz hale gelirsiniz bacak ağrısından. 2 ameliyat oldu Cem, 100 kilo deadlift yapıyor şimdi.. Bel fıtığı olanların ilham alması gereken kişilerden. Psikoloji de önemli bu hastalıkta
    hayata bakışı da espri ile oldugundan normal hayatına döndü. Hiç kolay bir süreç degildir.
    Yıllarca kendine gelemeyen defalarca ameliyat olan çok insan var.

    • @wemusthavechannelstocommen619
      @wemusthavechannelstocommen619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aynen para mq

    • @onestepcloser7428
      @onestepcloser7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      dırırı rım boş yapma bilader kaç kişi bu sakatlıktan şikayetçi herkes şifa arıyor ameliyatlara giriyor yine bir fayda yok. Parayı bastır git en kral doktora gör o zaman şifayı Gonzalo Higuain futbolcu adam bu sakatlığa yakalandı bacağında güç kaybı vardı ki çok ciddi bir evresiydi fıtığı Amerikada en usta doktorlar tedavi etti adam dana gibi top oynuyor şuan.

    • @efeguller6022
      @efeguller6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bende de L3 L4 L5 var moruk ya

    • @enesyucel8792
      @enesyucel8792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ParaÇOKomel

    • @mehmetcanylmz
      @mehmetcanylmz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@enesyucel8792 ParaÇOKomel eğrisi.
      All be oğlum:))

  • @cansubirsel776
    @cansubirsel776 11 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    bir ortamda ismi geçince bile tebessüme sebep olan nadir insan seni seviyorum

  • @fecchifreya
    @fecchifreya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "bunu montajla atıcam" atmadı :D :D :D :D :D

    • @eminerdogdu929
      @eminerdogdu929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      attı ama youtube ye attı

    • @rakam6822
      @rakam6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TH-cam attı 😀😀

  • @ProductionProduksiyon
    @ProductionProduksiyon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    abi allah ömrünü uzun etsin... :) abi çay içiyodum monitör sayende çay oldu... :)

    • @SoloTurkSlot
      @SoloTurkSlot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Production Prodüksiyon abone olurmusunuz ?

    • @alperozturk8043
      @alperozturk8043 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      korku filminide çişini tutarken izle hacı

    • @sudekkaa
      @sudekkaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alperozturk8043 of ya ahauayqıajzmx

    • @Mami_Edits57
      @Mami_Edits57 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @starscream6095
    @starscream6095 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    +vaak!
    -sus ulan :D ASDASDASDASD :D XD

  • @kamilsenol4028
    @kamilsenol4028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Toplumun aynası.
    Küfür hoş olmasada bizim toplumun bir parçası.
    Sanatçı bizi bize anlatan, bizden biri.

  • @Berserker340k
    @Berserker340k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    -Cem bey
    +Ne oldu
    -herkese söylecem
    +neyi
    -cem yılmaz ile 1 gece yattım

    • @kasifguney
      @kasifguney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Töre cinayeti. 😂😂

    • @selmanirmak4064
      @selmanirmak4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kasifguney Kadın kocasına söylese, adam amcaoğullarına toplar pompalı tüfeklerle hasteneyi basarlar. Serum hortumlarını söküp g*tüme sokarlar. fdsassdsadfafafaffsfzf

    • @selmanirmak4064
      @selmanirmak4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Abi yanlış anladınız. Yalnız değildik arkadaşlarda vardı.

    • @myviva9852
      @myviva9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@selmanirmak4064 iyiicee

    • @themanwhowasthere21
      @themanwhowasthere21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herkese söyleyecek?

  • @muhammedkzlelma7294
    @muhammedkzlelma7294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Yalnız değildik , arkadaşlar da vardı 😁😅😅😅😅😁😁😅😆

    • @alim7170
      @alim7170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

  • @shockman8399
    @shockman8399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Bu adam çok tehlikeli var ya.. Bu adamı seyrederken sakın yemek ve içecek ile ilgilenmeyin, ağzınıza çekirdek bile almayın. :))))

  • @ecalindir
    @ecalindir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    Benim boyum 1.90dı

    • @SoloTurkSlot
      @SoloTurkSlot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ersin Çalındır abone olurmusunuz ?

    • @livyatan3286
      @livyatan3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bizden Kaçmaz hayır?

    • @sarperyurttas7276
      @sarperyurttas7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ığğ yani işin zor

    • @muratsoywal3037
      @muratsoywal3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SoloTurkSlot de hadi hayırlısı

    • @muratsoywal3037
      @muratsoywal3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoloTurkSlot o adamda o kadar abla getireyim o kadar da aman da

  • @hun2023
    @hun2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:10 hahahahaha olayı yeni anladım koş şimdi diyor yani baya uzun galiba malafati gdsaefgd

    • @hopburdaymsaniyede
      @hopburdaymsaniyede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sonrasında da "O kadar da değil" derken aletin uzunluğunu kastetmiş her halde :)

  • @dereceden.tabriz
    @dereceden.tabriz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    inceden laf soktuktan sonra seyircinin gülerek yükselmesi en hoşuma giden şey

    • @selcukselcuk4065
      @selcukselcuk4065 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hangi saniyede

    • @alperenylmaz3840
      @alperenylmaz3840 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1.31de Işık görüyorsun falan diyor, gösteride bi kadınla sohbet ediyordu kadın da beyaz bir ışık gördüm demişti ona gönderme yapıyor sürekli uğraşıyor

  • @judaspriestsss5153
    @judaspriestsss5153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    cem yılmaz la bi gece yattım hahahahah

  • @amaccabianjanissary5011
    @amaccabianjanissary5011 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    çok yaşa cem yılmaz lan gerçek bi yetenek ya

  • @emirozturk8583
    @emirozturk8583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    2020 oldu hala sıkılmadım.

  • @ntirpan26
    @ntirpan26 12 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    ulan zaten pozisyona getirmişsin niye bayıltıyorsun :D

  • @blackbako
    @blackbako 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ne güzel ördek sesi yapıyor 😃😃

  • @vuqar.900
    @vuqar.900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    yeminle 1 bölüm bakıb uyuyacaktım 2 saatdir çıkamıyorum

    • @vuqar.900
      @vuqar.900 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      La yine geldim 4 yil olmuş be keşke o yillara geri döne bilsem😢

  • @gmp8613
    @gmp8613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    teyzenin esprisi bayağı komikmiş ama cem bey. iyiymiş yani. cem yılmazla bi gece yattım. yalan mı, değil :)

  • @teymurmmmdli9914
    @teymurmmmdli9914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Respect to Cmylmz

  • @mazlumdoganmemis5379
    @mazlumdoganmemis5379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:34 bakış 😁😁

  • @Sercannn26
    @Sercannn26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Vaak! Sus ulan!

  • @osmanlkartal1932
    @osmanlkartal1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cem yılmazın annesi ben tanıyorum ,ellerinden öpüyorum

  • @birgaripyolcu.3783
    @birgaripyolcu.3783 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Moralim hiç iyi değildi, aklıma geldiniz, açtım Sizi izliyorum. 😂

  • @berkanyaygin1661
    @berkanyaygin1661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Yil 2019izleyen var mi ya lspwdk

  • @avamamedova7946
    @avamamedova7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bunlari izlemesem uyuyamam. Tüm yorgunlugum, stress, bitiyor.

  • @Ferid_Ali
    @Ferid_Ali 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    canlı ördek verdiler ağzına işiyorsun 😆

  • @koko609060
    @koko609060 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    cem yılmazla bi gece yattım ... :D

  • @sukruaraci7290
    @sukruaraci7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:59 -1:26 koptum ya 😂😂😆

  • @punisherceza2231
    @punisherceza2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yakisikli abim.yeni gosteri yapta eskilere donup izlemekten kurtar bizi😁

  • @ahmettasc6091
    @ahmettasc6091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Koş Şimdi,Heh Koşarak Gel 😂

  • @aysegulyalvac1754
    @aysegulyalvac1754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    floki gibi gülüyor:D

    • @michelangelo4805
      @michelangelo4805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HJASVDGSHGDKSADASJKHDSAJKDHSAKJ

    • @ichmagtee632
      @ichmagtee632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sonunda vikingler izleyen birini buldum! floki en sevdiğim karakterdi:)

    • @yunussjaeger
      @yunussjaeger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ichmagtee632 ragnar olum önce. Ragnar bir başkaaa

    • @mustafaselimibis3186
      @mustafaselimibis3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tipte aynı :D

    • @thewitcher4658
      @thewitcher4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ragnar olmadıktan sonra

  • @muratkaya8596
    @muratkaya8596 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    toparlasam ne diyicem abi yanlış anladınız yalnız değildik :D

  • @Kiyakmusic
    @Kiyakmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:02 her şeyimi yardımla yapıyorum vallahi

  • @haticebozkurt4926
    @haticebozkurt4926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yil 2020 hala izliyoruz👌🏾

  • @halil1002
    @halil1002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cemyilmazdan
    Daha
    Yakıştıran
    Yok
    Devamlarini
    Bekliyoruz

  • @yn432
    @yn432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:21 cem beeeey chjsxtdhfhxdjtdhhx çok tatlı konuşuyor

  • @ozerkaplan6472
    @ozerkaplan6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sen çok yaşa cem yılmaz

  • @muratkemal2020
    @muratkemal2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bu adam efsane ya

  • @Engelsizgezgin-n3g
    @Engelsizgezgin-n3g 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:29 abuuuu
    2:42 çokdoğru.
    2:52 tövbe estağfurullah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tu.94
    @tu.94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ÇOK UNDERRATED BU VİDEO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Kiyakmusic
    @Kiyakmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Her şeyimi yardımla yapıyorum vallahi

  • @cengizhan.66.35
    @cengizhan.66.35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *SENE OLMUŞ 01.01.2022 HÂLÂ İZLEYEN VARMI..* 😃

  • @ramazanalaca8302
    @ramazanalaca8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2020 ye saatler kala izliyorum

  • @MilanMilan0707
    @MilanMilan0707 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aha bu hayatta bir sey kacirdiysam,,O da Bu gösteriydi..Cemo nun gelmis gecmis en kaliteli oyunu bu ..

  • @_elcan-_1788
    @_elcan-_1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sayende telefona püskürttüm kolayı🤗

  • @xatirememmedov8951
    @xatirememmedov8951 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    PERFECT

    • @mushfiqshirinov4143
      @mushfiqshirinov4143 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Xatire Memmedov;*
      *"a"*

    • @mushfiqshirinov4143
      @mushfiqshirinov4143 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Xatire Memmedov;*
      Yazımı oxuyan kimi mənə yaz!!
      *MÜTLƏQ!!*
      *VACİBDİR!!*

    • @mrraven9790
      @mrraven9790 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xatire Memmedov bu nasıl bi isim hangi ülke ?

    • @SoloTurkSlot
      @SoloTurkSlot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xatire Memmedov abone olurmusunuz ?

    • @averagehater4761
      @averagehater4761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Muhammet Şadan Kuzgun kürdistan

  • @serdarozkan9288
    @serdarozkan9288 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Vak Sus Ulan" :)

  • @enemytarget690
    @enemytarget690 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    gell gel gel simdi kosarak gel :))

  • @fatihgursoy4762
    @fatihgursoy4762 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    İlk kez izliyorum.

  • @xioszz
    @xioszz 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Abi yalnız değildik . Arkadaşlar da vardı .. İyice :D

  • @MrAdamindibi
    @MrAdamindibi 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Toparlasam ne dicem ?
    - Abi yanlış anladınız yalnız değildik arkadaşlar da vardı.

  • @emincan9843
    @emincan9843 10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    ( ATMADI )

    • @serhatkoc5766
      @serhatkoc5766 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      sonlara dogru ya performans dusmus :)

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Performans düşmedi sen bittin :D

    • @SoloTurkSlot
      @SoloTurkSlot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emin Can abone olurmusunuz ?

    • @umutgunduz98
      @umutgunduz98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ladyselin35 yok la cidden modu düşüyor cemin

  • @aggromr4515
    @aggromr4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cem beeeehhhy herkese söylicem

  • @baro3344
    @baro3344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    önceden gülüyordum bu esprine şimdi ağlıyorum abi:D bakma güldüğüme

  • @atsizayzit3572
    @atsizayzit3572 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cem yılmaz işi biliyor :) :) :)

  • @esensporkulubu2117
    @esensporkulubu2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -waakk
    +sus ulan 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ozerkaplan6472
    @ozerkaplan6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mükemmel

  • @BendenKacmazz
    @BendenKacmazz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cem Bey le Bi Gece Yattım Abi Yanlız DEğildik ARkadaşlarda Vardı :D

  • @musacemil690
    @musacemil690 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cem yilmaz la bi gece yattım 😁😃😅

  • @paper59
    @paper59 12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:13
    + vaak
    - sus ulan !

  • @emrahkaramese6784
    @emrahkaramese6784 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    adamın dibisin

  • @mehmetcanylmz
    @mehmetcanylmz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:22 216 gibi güldü :))

  • @sofiyaoztekin3789
    @sofiyaoztekin3789 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gülüşü

  • @mehmetzulfuuru7006
    @mehmetzulfuuru7006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Çok güldüm yaaa:))

  • @güzelbihayat
    @güzelbihayat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Efsane

  • @fatihlale5463
    @fatihlale5463 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:40"ta attığım kahkahayı son 3 aydır atmamıştım

  • @recoarikan8714
    @recoarikan8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    İş görüşmesinde böyle bir koltuk görürseniz arkanıza bakmadan kaçın kızlar.

  • @mucadelee
    @mucadelee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dün bacaklarimdan ameliyat oldum yataktan kalkamıyorum.ve gülmekten sicicam ,😂😂😂😂

  • @alishamilchevsky3924
    @alishamilchevsky3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:14 anlattığı çok ince😅

  • @Kedisevebirisi1022
    @Kedisevebirisi1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Töre cinayeti
    😂😂😂

  • @СямаСтокова
    @СямаСтокова 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Öldüm 😂😂

  • @esatcetintas
    @esatcetintas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    her şeyimi yardımla yapıyorum gel gel gel git git git alskfhlaslksidv

  • @casthle
    @casthle 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gel gel gel koş şimdi koşarak ordan gel ahahahahahahh

  • @berkaygurhan2831
    @berkaygurhan2831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GATA'yı açılımıyla söyleyen son insan

  • @damaryolu67
    @damaryolu67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Adam ZeKa da çığır asms 😆:)

    • @LilMoresad
      @LilMoresad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dostum yorumun çok kötü seni uyarmalıyın

  • @Tiphosi
    @Tiphosi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    İzleyecek birşey kalmazsa buraya dönüyorum

  • @yunus3140
    @yunus3140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -Niye yaptın
    +Samimiyetten

  • @eminekarakaya6045
    @eminekarakaya6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2021 oldu ama izlemeye devam🤣🤣

  • @bhm7846
    @bhm7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Askerliği Ankara da yapanlar olayı daha iyi kavrıyor bu arada

  • @laundryknight
    @laundryknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:08 Gel gel gel gel git

  • @hasanbalc9827
    @hasanbalc9827 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    58 kişi ışığı göremeyeler..

  • @bekersabavn3747
    @bekersabavn3747 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -git sen ileri,heh şimdi ordan koşarak gel :D

  • @user-kw1cx7kg2z
    @user-kw1cx7kg2z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8 yıl olmuş be ne güzel zamanlardı

  • @91xMorpHeuSx
    @91xMorpHeuSx 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Toparlasam ne dicem ? ; Abi yalnış anlama,arkadaslarda vardı. ahahahahah :D

  • @azizyldz6535
    @azizyldz6535 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    :))) Bu adam tam matrak komedyen

  • @muhammetalimabatov2654
    @muhammetalimabatov2654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Abi yanlış anladınız yalnız değildik arkadaşlarda vardı😂😂😂

  • @elnurabdullayev5205
    @elnurabdullayev5205 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    her seyimi yardimla yapiyorum.

  • @1Dmine
    @1Dmine 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    süper

  • @TahsinDenizArpacitdarpaci
    @TahsinDenizArpacitdarpaci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Özge diye bir arkadaşım vardı Ördeği maalesef öldü...

  • @muhammetcanulas8651
    @muhammetcanulas8651 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tamami nerden bulunur bu videolarin

  • @cagatai1
    @cagatai1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2021 Hala İzleyen???

  • @mustafa1569
    @mustafa1569 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @mert da silva, video adı; "Cem Yılmaz | Meslek Dediğin Böyle olur", 00:48 saniyede..

  • @Refo01
    @Refo01 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Abi oldum gulmekden

  • @Ali-zz8tp
    @Ali-zz8tp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ördek kullananlar 2x gülüyo şuna jsdfjsdjf

  • @yasinsk3712
    @yasinsk3712 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ameliyat biliyosun yarı cenaze :D
    Böyle hazırlıyolar cırılcıplak entare gıydırıyorlar kıcı acıkta :D
    Kuran bayramı gibi :)

  • @ziyamnal5232
    @ziyamnal5232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ❤️❤️

  • @Hasansen50
    @Hasansen50 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    çekiyimm, çeky,mmi hehhehehe :)

  • @XcHaRGeXpReSs
    @XcHaRGeXpReSs 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    montajla atıcam tabi bunu :D