I was served a blue drink, I've been feeling sick ever since. Please listen to this person and do NOT drink anything they serve you, The discount is nice but it's not worth the risk.
as a new and fresh goon inc. employee, you're wrong. the boss told us that the liquids are delicious and i have to agree (i had to agree through a contract, please help)
I have just finished my last ever philosophy exams, hearing Schlatt talk about Locke after studying him for 4 years brings me both immesurable joy as I understand the joke, but also immense sadness knowing I will never be able to get a job with this qualification.
Dude all the great music they always have in the videos make it so much better, celeste, pokemon, etc. really lovely to hear almost thought I left my spotify on!
It's nice to know that after a long day, I can check my notifications and let my smile fade. Sleep Deprived is the worst part of my life. You never fail to be the reason I don't want to get up in the morning.
i was having a ham and cheese wrap for lunch, and now that I'm watching Sleep Deprived, I threw it all up and will not eat it anymore! I've completely lost my appetite, thanks Sleep Deprived!
I'm going to be honest I found this channel 5 days ago, and I have watched almost every single video on this channel. This channel is the best thing I have watched in a while, and I hope yall never change. ❤️
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY Apahnda sits at a table in a cozy coffee shop, sipping on a latte. Jschlatt, wearing a faded leather jacket, slides into the seat across from him. He has a thick Brooklyn accent and a mischievous grin. APAHNDA (sighs) Jschlatt, we need to have a serious conversation. JSCHLATT (smirking) Ah, Apahnda, my friend. Serious conversations are my specialty. What's on your mind? APAHNDA (disapprovingly) I can't believe I'm about to ask this, but let's talk about sin. Specifically, whether domestic terrorism or abandoning the Catholic Church is a better sin. JSCHLATT (chuckles) Ah, sin! Now you're speaking my language. Well, let me tell ya, back in '99, I did something... somethin' they'll never forget. APAHNDA (raising an eyebrow) You always mention 1999, but you never give any details. What exactly did you do? JSCHLATT (waving a hand dismissively) Details, details. We'll save that story for another time. But let me tell ya, domestic terrorism, it's got a certain charm. The chaos, the power. It's like a symphony of destruction. APAHNDA (appalled) Are you serious? Domestic terrorism causes harm to innocent lives, it's despicable! JSCHLATT (leaning in) Look, Apahnda, I get it. You have your moral compass and all, but think about the Catholic Church. It's a pillar of tradition, a beacon of hope. It's like the auto-goon 5000, the greatest invention known to man! APAHNDA (frustrated) The Catholic Church has its flaws, Jschlatt. It's been marred by scandals and controversies. Abandoning it may be a step towards progress and personal growth. JSCHLATT (defiantly) Progress? Personal growth? Nah, give me the comfort of tradition any day. And besides, who's to judge? Not me, that's for sure. APAHNDA (disgusted) I can't believe what I'm hearing. I thought you had some sense of decency, Jschlatt. But your stance on domestic terrorism and your blind loyalty to the Catholic Church are simply repugnant. JSCHLATT (grinning) Ah, Apahnda, we don't always have to see eye to eye. It's what keeps life interesting. But mark my words, my friend, 1999 was a year they'll never forget! Apahnda shakes his head, exasperated, and takes another sip of his latte. The conversation between them continues, filled with passionate disagreement and contrasting viewpoints. Note: The scene provided is a fictional dialogue and should not be taken as an endorsement of the opinions expressed.
Isn't it just high larious that this crew calls themself goon and there's also the goons, with soup, mcnasty, dooo and them and they all have the same kind of special Ed humor. Love it, keep it up.
0:18 Oh yeah! That’s “The Sniffer”! It sniffs out more Sniffers, by going underwater, (I think(?)), and then proceeds to sniff water for Sniffer eggs! The purpose of having them, is basically like owning a Schlatt Coin, but the coins are *not* coins; and instead are eggs that you repopulate their species with!
Schlatt going to hypixel to have fans crowd around him feels like a homelander moment.
that sounds about right
yo roachdoggjr how’s the old man
Oh man it's a wild Roach Dogg jr, good to see
oh hey man, how
@@darthpoo5621 he coughs into my mouth
I liked it when apandah said "its goonin' time" and he gooned all over the floor.
@Seriously...yes he did
@Seriously...yes he did
@Seriously...yes he did
Timestamp 😇😇😇
Wait whar.. when did he do that😨
The AI mistaking gooning for something else entirely is the funniest thing in the world.
Every Sleep Deprived video needs to start with "Hello my gooners and goonettes" and you cannot convince me it's a bad idea.
PREACH NIGGA
its such a goon idea
Goonmen
only bad part is twitter users getting mad for no reason
Amboutagoom
thank you moist, for momentary bliss at 8:37 these videos feel like purgatory
astro just looks like jawsh with his armour on
@@redmist6630 true but why did you say this as a reply to this completely unrelated comment??
@@tango_doggy Alright I'm gonna stea; that reply to comment it.
@@tango_doggy so they can leech likes off the main comment
@@spagoot i was groomed by callmecarson on june 6th 2018
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
25:12 End
Truely the timestamps of all time
Thank you for this
@@theonlyasherit is all the time
I really needed this comment
This helped loads! Thanks!
I am infertile from eating scented candles
congrats
poggers
nice man
good job!
gg
Nothing can beat the Goon SMP. Truly a masterpiece. I can't believe I'm alive to see this.
suprised they made more than 2 episodes tbh
@@jakeanatorthe lore is getting wild, the AI takeover podcast arc goes nuts
Apandah discovering the warden is like when ted kaczynski discovered the pipe bomb
rip o7
As a former Goon Inc. employee, do *NOT* drink any liquids they may serve you
Don't tell me what to do
I was served a blue drink, I've been feeling sick ever since. Please listen to this person and do NOT drink anything they serve you, The discount is nice but it's not worth the risk.
as a new and fresh goon inc. employee, you're wrong. the boss told us that the liquids are delicious and i have to agree (i had to agree through a contract, please help)
What about the water?
@@Krisbee12 oh shit... no wonder it tasted a bit salty.
I have just finished my last ever philosophy exams, hearing Schlatt talk about Locke after studying him for 4 years brings me both immesurable joy as I understand the joke, but also immense sadness knowing I will never be able to get a job with this qualification.
Shoulda majored in gooning, hear there's alot of jobs in it
Was currently writing about Locke for a political science essay… that def brought my attention back to the video lol
Sleep Deprived Podcast never fails to ruin my day!
@Seriously...Lol!
@Seriously... epic fail!
@Seriously...💀💀💀
@Seriously... good for you buddy
@Seriously...lolz
My favorite part was when “Gooner” and his goonettes went gooning in Goon Inc.
Owned by goon enterprises
I cant explain how incredibly goonable the thumbnail is
edit: thanks for all the upvotes kind goonettes
I ain’t gay but apandah 🥴
Rule 34 artists gonna be thriving goddamn
Apandah boutta make me goon fr 😩
Considering how much apandah porn exists it makes sense ig
@@SleepyWikley amboutukam
Dude all the great music they always have in the videos make it so much better, celeste, pokemon, etc. really lovely to hear almost thought I left my spotify on!
It would be really fun if these guys played sons of the forest together. Imagine all the dumb things they will do.
He did it again! APANDAH GOT FUNNIER
There is no way I stumbled upon your comment again
Theres no way
Like im lost here I can't go too other Comments
what are those emojis
WHAT!!!!!11!!!1 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
It's nice to know that after a long day, I can check my notifications and let my smile fade. Sleep Deprived is the worst part of my life. You never fail to be the reason I don't want to get up in the morning.
Sleep Deprived is the reason why I pray to die every night
i was having a ham and cheese wrap for lunch, and now that I'm watching Sleep Deprived, I threw it all up and will not eat it anymore! I've completely lost my appetite, thanks Sleep Deprived!
"Schlatt" seems like the type of guy to not own a doghouse...
I'm so happy to see "Schlatt" pursue his entrepreneurial "ambitions" like his family mart! I hope this doesn't go as poorly as it did in 1999...
Day got instantly worse when you guys uploaded!!
@Seriously... no ones gonna care as long as you keep spamming it
69.
I actually really love watching these videos. I hope you guys can continue for a long time.
give the thumbnail artist a raise. i need more goonette apandah.
Glad to see the Uzbek flag again. Always knew Schlatt was from Uzbekistan
its always a goon day when sleep deprived podcast uploads!
I'm going to be honest I found this channel 5 days ago, and I have watched almost every single video on this channel. This channel is the best thing I have watched in a while, and I hope yall never change. ❤️
so glad that GoonSMP is here to stay
can't wait for episode 72!!
The Apandah Podcast never fails to disappoint! ♥♥🥰
I love this channel so much, they will always be a gem
apandah in the thumbnail got me feeling a different type of way 😩😩
Mika's a lot more like the others in this video, he even cursed and talked about gooning. He's starting to change...
Apandah in that thumbnail got me feeling kinda funny. Goon worthy, if you will.
I love the tombnails of these Minecraft roleplay
18:27 no one gonna talk about mika's godly voice acting
I wish there was more of this "feminine apandah" from the thumbnail.
That thumbnail is making me feel things I shouldn't be...
Idk if i should be looking at apandah or schlatt...
I played with myself to the thumbnail. Keep it up!
man, I miss jschlatt, rest in peace big gooner
I dont
@@imschleep8571 apandah is not gonna love you just because you don't miss him
Thank you for providing us with more gooning material!
god i love all of you so much i can feel the sleep deprivation coming inside me❤❤
This video is like those movie sequels that pick up right where the last movie left off
I feel like I’m being zerked off every time I watch these videos
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY
Apahnda sits at a table in a cozy coffee shop, sipping on a latte. Jschlatt, wearing a faded leather jacket, slides into the seat across from him. He has a thick Brooklyn accent and a mischievous grin.
APAHNDA
(sighs)
Jschlatt, we need to have a serious conversation.
JSCHLATT
(smirking)
Ah, Apahnda, my friend. Serious conversations are my specialty. What's on your mind?
APAHNDA
(disapprovingly)
I can't believe I'm about to ask this, but let's talk about sin. Specifically, whether domestic terrorism or abandoning the Catholic Church is a better sin.
JSCHLATT
(chuckles)
Ah, sin! Now you're speaking my language. Well, let me tell ya, back in '99, I did something... somethin' they'll never forget.
APAHNDA
(raising an eyebrow)
You always mention 1999, but you never give any details. What exactly did you do?
JSCHLATT
(waving a hand dismissively)
Details, details. We'll save that story for another time. But let me tell ya, domestic terrorism, it's got a certain charm. The chaos, the power. It's like a symphony of destruction.
APAHNDA
(appalled)
Are you serious? Domestic terrorism causes harm to innocent lives, it's despicable!
JSCHLATT
(leaning in)
Look, Apahnda, I get it. You have your moral compass and all, but think about the Catholic Church. It's a pillar of tradition, a beacon of hope. It's like the auto-goon 5000, the greatest invention known to man!
APAHNDA
(frustrated)
The Catholic Church has its flaws, Jschlatt. It's been marred by scandals and controversies. Abandoning it may be a step towards progress and personal growth.
JSCHLATT
(defiantly)
Progress? Personal growth? Nah, give me the comfort of tradition any day. And besides, who's to judge? Not me, that's for sure.
APAHNDA
(disgusted)
I can't believe what I'm hearing. I thought you had some sense of decency, Jschlatt. But your stance on domestic terrorism and your blind loyalty to the Catholic Church are simply repugnant.
JSCHLATT
(grinning)
Ah, Apahnda, we don't always have to see eye to eye. It's what keeps life interesting. But mark my words, my friend, 1999 was a year they'll never forget!
Apahnda shakes his head, exasperated, and takes another sip of his latte. The conversation between them continues, filled with passionate disagreement and contrasting viewpoints.
Note: The scene provided is a fictional dialogue and should not be taken as an endorsement of the opinions expressed.
Isn't it just high larious that this crew calls themself goon and there's also the goons, with soup, mcnasty, dooo and them and they all have the same kind of special Ed humor. Love it, keep it up.
4:06 from sue to stew. Outstanding character development
Can we all just appreciate how much work he puts into us.
Into us?
Into us.
🤤
I love when apandah says “it’s gooning time” and goons all inside my bussy
He is love. He is life.
The map looks like it's an ancient ruin
Gooner and the Goonettes sounds like a band I hope never releases a song and their lead singer perishes in a plane crash
Schlatt is the kinda guy that, well, you know. I know you know.
Truly The podcast ever
patreon pop up is actually incredible advertising, nice job whichever of u came up with that
The perfect channel to watch while gooning
I loved when Mika said.
25:12 this part so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yknow what they say, another Sleep Deprived episode, another kidney stone!
you guys should just do an episode of only apandah, and it’s basically just another youtube video for apandah
I will never get over how fitting the nichijou soundtrack fits this group
That thumbnail got me tryna goon in all types of ways
Moist gave up trying to censor them every time they said goon
love these guys
I LITERALLY JUST woke up. Seeing this just made my entire day :D
this jschlatt guy seems pretty qualified for a small youtuber. i bet he will achieve much success one day
This video made me happy, it must be time to smile.
I love zerking off to the goon smp!🥛🥜
give the thumbnail artist a raise holy based
This is definitely a video of all time!
thank god that sleep deprived uploaded, lately i havent been able to goon by myself
These are the only videos that make me laugh.
0:18 Oh yeah! That’s “The Sniffer”! It sniffs out more Sniffers, by going underwater, (I think(?)), and then proceeds to sniff water for Sniffer eggs! The purpose of having them, is basically like owning a Schlatt Coin, but the coins are *not* coins; and instead are eggs that you repopulate their species with!
someone needs to open up a weed dispensary now so they can have weedporn
i dont think i like my username as much anymore
Thumbnail got me all gooned up
I would do things to the apandah in the thumbnail
I don't know what's more weird, the goonin roleplay, the goonin building, or the thumbnail
I didn’t think FamilyMart was a real place, but they are rampant in Japan. That entrance music is now so ducking nostalgic.
the runescape music at one point in the video gave me flashbacks to deep depression
I’m out of good sleep deprived content so I gotta watch this shit
Apandah in the thumbnail got me feeling unwise
Congrats on 200 vids!
10:10 imagine gooners when they get the new apple goggles
I want to know what prompts were given to an AI that led to apanda saying “I’m just …praising the lord? I’m not jerking off or anything!”
“Gone right” from the looks of the thumbnail
The laughter at 1:04 is just demonic
Wow I can't belive Schlatt first interaction with Ant venom was like already a day in Smplive starting of good
Gartic phone, ultimate chicken horse, and minecraft are my top 3 games that u guys play thats just so hilarious and gooney
help ive watched too much sleep deprived and now my internal monologue sounds like them
It feels like they're reading off a script.
When schlatt screamed excitedly i actually started choking
It’s funny that schlatt asked if mika has read any Socrates, someone who famously did not write anything
nah bruh that thumbnail is crazy... i like it
the fucking family guy transition noises are causing me actual PTSD
10 bottles of do will have you gooning for over 1 millennia
im happy now
Wealth of nations is definitely Schlatts favorite book
God… I LOVE gooning so much…
i can't belive that 4 grown men are roleplaying in creative minecraft
That Panda thumbnail is gonna make me act up 😩👌💯
Glad we all know the lyrics to every erb
Naaaah the aliens didn’t build the pyramids, they simply gave people the tools to build it themselves