Normal art: "Hey man this seems pretty cool and fun!" Death wish art: "I want to jump off this wire right now and die so that I don't have to suffer this any longer."
Alvaro Perez original: Yay! I’m a band marshal and I’m leading a parade! And I don’t even know what a band marshal is. Hootenanny: Uh, personal space please?
“Y’know, A Hat In Time doesn’t look too terribly difficult, maybe I should pick it up!” (Seal the Deal happens) “Welp, back to Just Shapes And Beats for me!”
Grooves: Are you sure you want to do this darling? It seems dangerous. Hat kid: Yep! I want to complete this! Grooves: Alright but I need more- Snatcher: *Shows up with 50 owls* Done! Grooves: Lets get this show on the road! Conductor: This is madness, there’s no way th’ Lassie can survive this, that darn Peck-Neck! *1 completion later* Conductor: HOW TH’ PECK DID TH’ LASSIE MANAGED TO COMPLETE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Snatcher: Now you know how I feel. Grooves: It’s the power of music, parades and our star darling! Hat kid: Yep!
I feel like this should be actual dialouge in-game... Mustache Girl: Well I'll be...the kid actually did it! Mafia: Mafia think little girl is best parade master! Mafia wants to be in a parade...
Considering how much difficulty I had with the vanilla mission I actually did the main objective on my second try. Still impressed myself with that one.
@@CrabBar That or he just likes seeing Hat Kid almost die because of those contracts. Either way it probably counts I guess. P.S: You make good videos. Liking it :D
@@thiccalbert You know what happens when you complete death wish? Snatcher gets angry, saying that the book he was reading is useless, says he should sue, and gets angry. He created Death Wish to try to kill hat kid.
The sheer amount of owls scared the crap out of me when I did this level the first time. I looked behind me and just saw a bunch of birds covering like a third of the rooftop.
It makes sense, she has access to time pieces when your friends, when you become enemies it probably doesn't take long for her to get at least one time piece, and most of the time she's given a time piece at the end of the game.
At the end when Hat Kid does that smug dance next to Snatcher, when his idle animation gets to the point when he's not smiling, those moments look like he's saying "just what the hell are you doing, kid?"
@ 2:49 Not really, you can still hit them during real time you just gotta have an open space in front of you and keep your hand on the forward button and they won't bump you at all.
Normal big parade: ://// The toobigparadeformyowngood: oh oh Oh oH o H that- that’s a LoT oF bird- birds mhm yep. **Get trampled** I’m having a GreAt day
You know, I kept hearing how difficult this one was, but I never had a problem clearing the bonus tasks... Now, the one where you can't let birds die on the other hand...
That one only took me 2 tries. 1. Witch hat explosives kill the eggs. Blow them up before the crows get in range. 2. Crows follow hat kid. So for the stationary eggs, just stand near them to make them follow you, until you've led the crows out of range.
*before watching* ah the big parade, absolute nightmare with difficulty, but music so nice and happy I could hardly hate it, now how did they change this one? *see's around 50 parade owls all lined up* well peck...
Screw this stage to high Heaven! I spent nearly 3 hours on this deathwish to complete all tasks in one go. You not only have to be very coordinated with the 50 owls following you, the tokens have to be in your favor when they spawn. I can hear Snatcher’s line: “Regretting the whole “best friends forever” thing yet, kid? I can do this a whole lot longer than you can.”
This is where I quit. Death Wish didn’t do much to make it harder, it was just having to do this shit again. I tried assist mode and still couldn’t, and I’ll openly admit to using assist mode because of this level. The only real difficulty change in Death Wish here is the infuriating lack of checkpoints.
I use the time stop to get past the birds when in an area getting full by them, but also to watch them go into maximum overdrive when the time stop hats ability goes off.
I do love how every single owl hits you, it's like "Yeah I was doing totally fine but then I got a bit too close to Owl 37's personal space and he did not hesitate to pull out a knife and shank me"
Parade Bird Job Interview DJ: "Ok, so the job we're hiring you for is to run in lockstep with the leader while playing this horn..." Parade Bird: "Doesn't sound too bad." DJ: "...while traversing the rooftops filled with active explosives and sketchy wiring." Parade Bird: "Wait, you want me to what?!" DJ: "Oh, and the the leader of this troupe has time slowing powers, so you'll need to run fast." Parade Bird: "You're expecting me to closely follow some superbird that can literally control time?! Is this leader even a peckin Bird?!" DJ: "You get the picture, darling! You start tomorrow!" Parade Bird: *calls life insurance company*
what would had been more chaotic to me is that one deathwish where you fight both grooves and conductor that if instead 4 parade birds it would had been 50 instead-
The stage’s looks, and the music: YAY! The stage’s challenge: Snatcher sends his minions to it, for fun. It’s like a 3D Snake, when you consider how you have to consider your paths, with all those owls cutting your paths up. Anyone for a bit of practice with Snakeybus, before going for this? 6:16 Snatcher be like: _”WELL!... That didn’t work.”_
I did all 3 in one try, not even a single death (well maybe a few restarts because I missed tokens accidentally), probably because I struggled so much in the original Big Parade. Strategy is simple. Need tokens? Use Time Stop Hat. Band control? Walk in zig-zag to pin as many owls as possible in one platform.
There are two ways to say peck off to this deathwish. 1: get the insta kill umbrealla and kill off all owls before it starts 2: use the aura badge And to be honest, i used 2.
the gears for breakfast ppl b like: hey we should make this level even worse by making it from a living nightmare to the firey depths of hell. if anyone a god at this game it's gotta b u crab bar
Conducted: JESUS DJ GROOVES YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR WITH 1000 BIRDS DJ grooves: what do you mean it’s fine you must be the one who’s crazy Conducted: alright two can play at that *creates the ten seconds to self destruct level* DJ grooves: I knew you weren’t crazy :D Hat kid: how do I do this level IT’S SO HARD
Honestly the number of birds isn't even an issue, it's the bird who's litterally glued to your hip that's the problem, you slow down or mess up even slightly and 9 times out of 10 he'll drop kick you down into the festival crowed before you can hoot. and don't even get me started on how many times I've lost runs because either the Tokens desponed just as I reached there roofs or when groves took over the camera and my game delayed my return to the controles causing me to fall or get kicked.
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Snatcher be like, "Not enough birds? Let's try 1000."
Snatcher is quite impulsive when it comes to numbers
"Too many? Let's try 1."
Why would there be 2 directors in bossfight then though? (Lenny)
My sources tell me that there was cut dialogue that says “What about 2?”
When in doubt make 1000
Normal art: "Hey man this seems pretty cool and fun!"
Death wish art: "I want to jump off this wire right now and die so that I don't have to suffer this any longer."
Wonder what martial art would be in this translation
1:30 "It's time to die!"
giv_me_hell I don’t think I’ll not laugh at that
Oh crap!
XD
Oh noes
true.
0:13 original art: Hat kid looks like she’s having fun.
Death Wish art: Hat kid looks like she has some regrets to say
Alvaro Perez yeah, specially if you have 50 parades owls behind you...
Arturo Ayala yep, it gets to ya
Alvaro Perez original: Yay! I’m a band marshal and I’m leading a parade! And I don’t even know what a band marshal is.
Hootenanny: Uh, personal space please?
its pretty much the same with every death wish art
in most of them hat kid looks like shes regretting her choices
The art looks like she's saying "peck" repeatedly
"welcome to the salty spitoon"
"how tough are you"
"i beat the death wish hootenanny"
"yeah so"
"with broken clock badge"
"right this way sir"
snatcher:only 5 owls? really?
grooves:i didnt really have the money for more dahli- *snatcher gives gives him a thousand bucks*
snatcher:add a 0 c:
You are correct, there are 50 owls
Grooves: Deal!
Conductor: What the actual peck-
Grooves: **counts on fingers** wait, adding a zero to five is still five-
@@sapphirew00my grooves: * realises he has no fingers *
And that's why we have the chaos of the 50 players online multiplayer
“Y’know, A Hat In Time doesn’t look too terribly difficult, maybe I should pick it up!”
(Seal the Deal happens)
“Welp, back to Just Shapes And Beats for me!”
*Proceeds to do the same with Splatoon 2*
JS&B wut
*Proceeds to finish a bullet hell game that'll make u rage every few seconds*
Hardcore mode: *Menacing noises*
Seal the Deal: *exists*
Snatcher: *exists*
Snatcher in Seal the Deal: *In a box*
Me: Noodle ghost boi can I let you out?
Grooves: Are you sure you want to do this darling? It seems dangerous.
Hat kid: Yep! I want to complete this!
Grooves: Alright but I need more-
Snatcher: *Shows up with 50 owls* Done!
Grooves: Lets get this show on the road!
Conductor: This is madness, there’s no way th’ Lassie can survive this, that darn Peck-Neck!
*1 completion later*
Conductor: HOW TH’ PECK DID TH’ LASSIE MANAGED TO COMPLETE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Snatcher: Now you know how I feel.
Grooves: It’s the power of music, parades and our star darling!
Hat kid: Yep!
Ohh
:)
Ooh I got a like
I feel like this should be actual dialouge in-game...
Mustache Girl: Well I'll be...the kid actually did it!
Mafia: Mafia think little girl is best parade master! Mafia wants to be in a parade...
Snatcher: well than I got just the contract for you, give your soul to me and you will have your own parade to control and keep
Considering how much difficulty I had with the vanilla mission I actually did the main objective on my second try. Still impressed myself with that one.
*Breaths in*
Darling
@@kawaiinekopink764 (more darling)
@@navyntune8158 PECK
*P E C K N E C K*
this is probably breaking several OSHA regulations.
You should see the train
@@the_furf_of_july4652
Wanna talk about how the owls and the penguins are treated in the studio?
Is this what insanity looks like? The Big Parade alone wasn't hard enough? Snatcher, I liked you, why would you do this to me ;-;
The thing is that people may like Snatcher but Snatcher doesn't like people
He definitely likes Hat Kid though
In weird way, most likely only because of BFF contract, but still
@@CrabBar
That or he just likes seeing Hat Kid almost die because of those contracts.
Either way it probably counts I guess.
P.S: You make good videos.
Liking it :D
@@thiccalbert You know what happens when you complete death wish? Snatcher gets angry, saying that the book he was reading is useless, says he should sue, and gets angry. He created Death Wish to try to kill hat kid.
Hat Kid
The book’s title is ‘How to Kill kids’ and I’m pretty sure page one was fire like in beat the heat.
What sadist concocted this level?!
Is my reaction to literally ALL of death wish.
The Snatcher. THAT'S Who! >:)
Well... you're not wrong...
@@creepycustard2383 He was reading a book about how to kill kids
As we all do.
I do
The sheer amount of owls scared the crap out of me when I did this level the first time. I looked behind me and just saw a bunch of birds covering like a third of the rooftop.
There is no peace on this Death Wish ;-;
And I've learnt that the owls speed up after the Time Stop ends
That's because they copy your exact movements.
Since you slowed down time, you were basically just going really fast.
So they also go fast.
Can we all just appreciate the pun in “The Great Big *Hootenanny"?*
One of the greatest puns, yes
> calls dials faucets
Why not
I mean fair enough. You do you.
It's mostly flashbacks from heating up mafia town to be honest
I’d probably use a mod known as “Mustache Girl’s Hood” which is an infinite Time Stop Hat.
That is godly for Wound-up Windmill. With the Time stop hat, it makes it a tiny bit slower than normal.
Cheats!
Nobody cares!
.
It makes sense, she has access to time pieces when your friends, when you become enemies it probably doesn't take long for her to get at least one time piece, and most of the time she's given a time piece at the end of the game.
I remember just using up like 30 lives on this level just from messing around with the time stop hat and watching the owls just zoom across the stage
At the end when Hat Kid does that smug dance next to Snatcher, when his idle animation gets to the point when he's not smiling, those moments look like he's saying "just what the hell are you doing, kid?"
I really like how the death wish levels all have their own splash screen
@ 2:49
Not really, you can still hit them during real time you just gotta have an open space in front of you and keep your hand on the forward button and they won't bump you at all.
I just spam jump and it works.
Death Wish is like B-Side of the ga.. no wait, C-Si... D!! IT'S A D-SIDE!!
Because this level wasn’t hellish on its own.
0:11 need to loop that laughter
Yeah, that seems cool.
I found a video of that sound.
Snatcher: im not your friend mate, so im going to but a train rush dw and big parade dw right next to eatchother
The great big Hootenanny?
*PUN INCOMING*
*I WARN YOU*
*HIDE AT YO MAMA’S HOUSE*
The Great Big Peck Neck.
*DAHLIN’*
DAHLIN WATCH YOU’RE LANGUAGE
I’d rather not Dj POOPS
*D A H L I N ‘*
@@jevilsmagikarpasianmagikar2265 not to be a Grammar Nazi but your*
Normal big parade: :////
The toobigparadeformyowngood: oh oh Oh oH o H that- that’s a LoT oF bird- birds mhm yep. **Get trampled** I’m having a GreAt day
I hated this level normally, I don't need 50 peck necks to ruin my pecking evening because *I am not a speedrunner*
i love ur pfp
You know, I kept hearing how difficult this one was, but I never had a problem clearing the bonus tasks... Now, the one where you can't let birds die on the other hand...
Bird sanctuary is hell on earth, and no one can deny that D:
I deny it
finding the 6 mafia on that level while praying that a random bird on the other side of the level won't suicide is straight up videogame cancer
That one only took me 2 tries.
1. Witch hat explosives kill the eggs. Blow them up before the crows get in range.
2. Crows follow hat kid. So for the stationary eggs, just stand near them to make them follow you, until you've led the crows out of range.
@@ropuce Poor wording- I meant before triggering them, lead the birds out.
0:42 you keep them
*before watching*
ah the big parade, absolute nightmare with difficulty, but music so nice and happy I could hardly hate it, now how did they change this one?
*see's around 50 parade owls all lined up*
well peck...
*Darling intensifies*
Fun Fact: If I recall correctly, it's actually 50 owls.
Yeah it's 50. I counted.
Well peck...
Guess now that you edited it our comments are pointless.
Screw this stage to high Heaven! I spent nearly 3 hours on this deathwish to complete all tasks in one go. You not only have to be very coordinated with the 50 owls following you, the tokens have to be in your favor when they spawn. I can hear Snatcher’s line:
“Regretting the whole “best friends forever” thing yet, kid? I can do this a whole lot longer than you can.”
Hat Kid in The Big Parade: "Alright everyone, follow me!"
Hat Kid in The Great Big Hootenanny: "STOP FOLLOWING ME PLEASE I BEG OF YOU"
4:50 my heart 😢that hit was uncalled for
Your time stamp is literally 6 seconds ahead.
This is hilarious for some reason, like the time it takes for the birds to pass a place is so long that its actually really cool
This is where I quit. Death Wish didn’t do much to make it harder, it was just having to do this shit again. I tried assist mode and still couldn’t, and I’ll openly admit to using assist mode because of this level. The only real difficulty change in Death Wish here is the infuriating lack of checkpoints.
I use the time stop to get past the birds when in an area getting full by them, but also to watch them go into maximum overdrive when the time stop hats ability goes off.
I havent felt so much rage at a challenge since girl power station at sppatoon 2's octo expansion
well there's no way my PC will run this level
It's far from heavy levels to be honest
Alpine is where shit gets real
Insert Had Kid Dying Over A Long Line Of Birbs
a long line of simps owls donations
I do love how every single owl hits you, it's like "Yeah I was doing totally fine but then I got a bit too close to Owl 37's personal space and he did not hesitate to pull out a knife and shank me"
This is gonna be a huge hoot of a hoot-down hootenanny! The real hootenanny is that I said words that had the word "Hoot" in that sentence 3 times...
Ironically, in real life this would most likely only be around an average-sized hootenanny.
there needs a mod that doesnt add 50 owls
BUT 1000
2:50 me during this level
"Good Luck Darling!"
Everyone say 10 until self-destruct is the worst death wish but this one.......
Made me feeling like i was in hell
1:31 Did DJ Grooves say "It's time to stop"?
-it's time to da~- ohno
it's time to dab
Stop it. Get some help.
its time to darling
I just realised the name is a pun on the word hoot. Damn it Snatcher.
Parade Bird Job Interview
DJ: "Ok, so the job we're hiring you for is to run in lockstep with the leader while playing this horn..."
Parade Bird: "Doesn't sound too bad."
DJ: "...while traversing the rooftops filled with active explosives and sketchy wiring."
Parade Bird: "Wait, you want me to what?!"
DJ: "Oh, and the the leader of this troupe has time slowing powers, so you'll need to run fast."
Parade Bird: "You're expecting me to closely follow some superbird that can literally control time?! Is this leader even a peckin Bird?!"
DJ: "You get the picture, darling! You start tomorrow!"
Parade Bird: *calls life insurance company*
I have so much burning hate for those owls
Fun, but dear LORD that DJ Grooves token bonus is the bane of my entire existence
you can use ice hat to not be affected by pyrotechnics
Wouldn't the owls run into you though?
Honestly, if this is Grooves’ idea of a movie, then it’s no wonder he’s lost so much.
If you put hell next to this hell would look like a frozen wasteland
Watching your no ad content it is amazing
dude my jaw DROPPED when i saw the amount of owls
When pyrotechnics theme starts playing, the pressure becomes real
I love the face hat kid has in the intro card
0:42 "You take the poo"
1:31 "It's time to dump"
Ah so there's a change in this death wish where you have to use your umbrella to finish the first part instead press button
Snatcher: You know what? Double the damage.
2:49 YAh, A-
Using the time hat never even occurred to me.
Peck it, brain, why you gotta do me like that
Darling
Expected: Easy level Reality: What how he hit me this game is so broken
I never even thought about using the time stop hat, I feel like an idiot.
why tf did i have so much trouble with the original parade level but this was somehow like a cakewalk for me ? 😭
I started playing hat in time again, and i got to this level.
Curiously the faucets here are now Buttons.
And you thought 5 were bad
It's 7, actually, but yeah, I see your point
i guess my strategy of walk in circles will be inneffective
It just has to be very big circle
I did that too before Seal the Deal
Even after watching this video I'm convinced the dj grooves token bonus is impossible.
Ugh, this level would be so much more doable if hearts were scattered around the map instead of pons. Thanks for the walk-through.
what would had been more chaotic to me is that one deathwish where you fight both grooves and conductor that if instead 4 parade birds it would had been 50 instead-
Sounds lowkey impossible since you need to rush very hard, too hard
Power to ya lad! good job here!
That's funny at the end you can see her dancing
The stage’s looks, and the music: YAY!
The stage’s challenge: Snatcher sends his minions to it, for fun.
It’s like a 3D Snake, when you consider how you have to consider your paths, with all those owls cutting your paths up. Anyone for a bit of practice with Snakeybus, before going for this?
6:16 Snatcher be like: _”WELL!... That didn’t work.”_
I did all 3 in one try, not even a single death (well maybe a few restarts because I missed tokens accidentally), probably because I struggled so much in the original Big Parade.
Strategy is simple. Need tokens? Use Time Stop Hat. Band control? Walk in zig-zag to pin as many owls as possible in one platform.
The Conductor wouldnt make you suffer as much
i know this is years late, but 10 Seconds Til would like to know your location, especially if you decide to do it JUMPLESS
How dare you betray ma lassy PECC NECK
Omg watching these videos make me really want Seal the Deal on console lmao I need to stop
i am mildly terrified of trying out this level
1:30
It's time to *да*
This is satisfying to watch
YAY THE PARA YAY AND MORE DEATH WISH PLEASE
There are two ways to say peck off to this deathwish. 1: get the insta kill umbrealla and kill off all owls before it starts 2: use the aura badge
And to be honest, i used 2.
Imagine this with multiplayer. It would be chaos.
Why do all these videos remind me of 2009 videos?
I love it
If I were to guess it's because of Verdana font
I’m so sad, “your friendly everyday healer” deleted her original story comment, please let us rise to make another story!
Parade level was a living nightmare for me and my terrible PC.
the gears for breakfast ppl b like: hey we should make this level even worse by making it from a living nightmare to the firey depths of hell. if anyone a god at this game it's gotta b u crab bar
Remember when the simps owls chased hat kid?
i still have trauma from this one
Suddenly, I don’t want death wish to come to console. I don’t want to suffer....
Gears for breakfast and Nintendo got to do it em
Conducted: JESUS DJ GROOVES YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR WITH 1000 BIRDS
DJ grooves: what do you mean it’s fine you must be the one who’s crazy
Conducted: alright two can play at that *creates the ten seconds to self destruct level*
DJ grooves: I knew you weren’t crazy :D
Hat kid: how do I do this level IT’S SO HARD
Dj peck neck and conducted bizarre adventure
XD we need to make an anime together
Darling
Conductor*
how 2 win at this ez: download the yarn Kirby hat mod fly around and push buttons when you gotta.
TorchFour and snatcher finds out, oopsie whoopsie
Ive spent like 2 hours on this level and thats just trying to complete it without grabbing the badges
Footage of actual hell
They should have called this The Bigger Parade
Honestly the number of birds isn't even an issue, it's the bird who's litterally glued to your hip that's the problem, you slow down or mess up even slightly and 9 times out of 10 he'll drop kick you down into the festival crowed before you can hoot. and don't even get me started on how many times I've lost runs because either the Tokens desponed just as I reached there roofs or when groves took over the camera and my game delayed my return to the controles causing me to fall or get kicked.