This whole scene is too funny “Stretch your behind” “stopped listening after black” “what will your people think of you” and almost forgot “knack for inventing evidence”
Chris: *_"He's Black."_* *_"5' 2" "_* *_" Light Skinned"_* _*"Has an Afro."*_Yup, a perfect description of Julius. Sadly this negative stereotype of Cops has been proven accurate on several occasion which causes beatdowns, shot or killed, then they find out it's the wrong guy they were lookin' for.
GRIMLOCK07 How did the cop not know that was the wrong guy when Chris clearly said "Black, (which he should've said that word last) 5'2, Light-Skin, and Afro" must of been blind from seeing a Tall 6 foot Dark Medium Skinned Black man who is bald.
GRIMLOCK07 they stop someone to investigate then that person asks why am I being detained and they don’t comply. Then everything escalates and people like you say crap. It’s not just police shoots random person, that person does not comply.
Rochelle mentioned that Julius was coming home and Chris described someone totally opposite of Julius and the cop still almost killed Julius....wow!!!!!
You know many of these episodes are high exaggerations of Chris Rock's life.........THIS ONE is just taking the concept of Exaggeration and cranking it up by 11
If I was Chris and she said that to me, I would say, "Well neither do you." Than she would've smacked me into another nationality. Oh wait, that's for lying to her, not back talk☺️
He says "When I handed in my story to the school newspaper, they said it was so dull, they wouldn't even print it, so I made the story a little more interesting to read"
@@doseofdavid5724 1). I was talking about the comedic situation compared to today when it would be heavily criticized because everything is so freaking PC 2). In keeping with the theme of "stuff you could get away with back in the day" clearly you were not born in or before the 90s therefore having no idea what you are talking about.
Chris you should have never lied about the serial killer you should have tell the truth before you write the story and have it published in the school newspaper
Then it would never have been dramatic and juicy. It also helps narrate certain parts of our lives where you said something out of context and everybody took it serious & you kinda went along with it until somebody got hurt
Maybe Chris should have kept that detective’s card. He could have been one of the top black federal officers of his time! Just needs to get “real” evidence next time.
Did he just advice him to go into law enforcement because he had a "knack for inventing evidence"?
😅😅😂😂
YEP!
lollll
Well..........it is 50% true
No, he advised them.
remi9Xer advise
“You’ve got a knack for creating evidence. You should consider a career in law-enforcement.” W H A T
I didn’t catch that one as a kid 😂😂😂😂😂
He was just being honest.
Lol true
I thought he was going to curse chris out 😂
Now he built like Justice Smollett
I was the first black everything in the schools history 😂😂😂😂😂
But he can’t do anything
@@imastro5276 😂
@@imastro5276 except ur mom
It Not Chris Fault
@@kenyanpool8279 never said it was
"coz I'm about to stretch your behind"
oh boy that came out wrong
Sabrowsky LMAOOO
Sabrowsky LMFAO
LMFAOOOOOO
OH NOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
"You got a knack for creating evidence, kid. You should consider law enforcement." Damn
"that's my father, he's not a killer"
"How do you know?"
I mean, he doesn't even fit the description 😂
Cause there is no killer.
"He stopped listening after black"
And that’s the joke.
He fits the only description that matters for cops
he’s black 5’2 and like skin 💀
omg a reporter making up a story shock horrror
TRU
Well, they're only lying if they say things against your bias
@@TB--sp9wy didn't know that technicality
He stop listening after black lol
Crystal Morrison True!
I know You are brown is not a race. You’re black!
Ahaa
YoogiNation They probably are brown but black isn’t a race either in that case. But brown usually relates to arabs and people from middle east
Forty Seven Ok boomer. Nobody cares
"Are you even black?
I lost it at this point 😂😂😂
Who knows!..
Lol me too
No... haven't you seen those dark skin Indian guys from India?
LMAAAAAOO
@@eternallegacy89 aren't Indians already dark skinned ??
Lol he says the dude is 5’2 and the cop pulls a gun on a 6’2 black man 😂
Ikr
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He stopped listening after black. Did you not hear?
Why'd Chris say he was black in the first place though?
Who's bald
I was the first black person to make anything in this school
tra williams lies
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This whole scene is too funny
“Stretch your behind” “stopped listening after black” “what will your people think of you” and almost forgot “knack for inventing evidence”
Yeah you can’t make something up like that
When did Julius get 5'2",light skin, and an Afro?
Probably His Teenage Years
@@shirleyransom58 so he was light skinned as a teenager, and his skin got darker as he got older ike Uncle Ruckus
@@256dj Probably lol
He stopped listening after 'BLACK' 😄😃😀
When the cop heard "he's black"
1:41 "yes that's my husband for God's sake." that part is so funny to me.
😂😂😂
Lolo T me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dior
Lmao
Me to 😂😂😂😂
Chris description:
5'2
Lightskin
Afro
Julius:
6'3
Darkskin
Bald
You missed the black part in Chris’s description. You’re just tryna make that cop look bad
😂😂😂😂
The detective: *Stopped listening after black
You: *Only started listening after black
Arijate, So the cop wasn’t already looking bad in the first place? Lmfao what?
Arijate I think he was talking about a light skinned black person... but yeah, he left that part out.
Chris: *_"He's Black."_*
*_"5' 2" "_*
*_" Light Skinned"_*
_*"Has an Afro."*_Yup, a perfect description of Julius.
Sadly this negative stereotype of Cops has been proven accurate on several occasion which causes beatdowns, shot or killed, then they find out it's the wrong guy they were lookin' for.
GRIMLOCK07 How did the cop not know that was the wrong guy when Chris clearly said "Black, (which he should've said that word last) 5'2, Light-Skin, and Afro" must of been blind from seeing a Tall 6 foot Dark Medium Skinned Black man who is bald.
GRIMLOCK07 they stop someone to investigate then that person asks why am I being detained and they don’t comply. Then everything escalates and people like you say crap. It’s not just police shoots random person, that person does not comply.
Julia is bald no afro
Darwin Logan-Jean he just said he stopped listening after black
@Jonathan Lumbreras actually it's Chris rocks childhood... That scene might have happened🤷♀️. Only Chris and that particular cop knows
man dat teacher gets on my nerves
Elmire Harvey " I was the first black everything in the school history"
Elmire Harvey
Why? It was so funny
I'm glad that vice principal teacher
Mrs. Malone is left Corleone
Because she is so mean, evil & overbearing Chris at school
Elmire Harvey Agreed And She’s Irritating Af😒
How they're so casual with the racism is hilarious! I'm laughing every time!
Cause that’s how it was back in the day lol they portray it back so well it works well
i bet ur a crackerjack
@@terryescajeda7881 if this was released today people will definitely go bananas.
@@CloroxBleach42069 the only ppl who would be upset about this are racists who would say they’re making “everything about race” 😂😂
I wonder if julius did ever stretch chris's behind..
Facts right
+Melvin Hill dwl
hi zmesjnh
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the mom is one thing but terry, geez...
rewatching this show as an adult I get so many of the jokes that went right over my head as a kid
Sameeee, thats why i came back to this and Martin
How is this show so good , the acting the plot it still holds up so good.
Christ loves you
Chris: That's not the killer.
Detective: How do you know?
Me: You just asked him for a description 10 seconds ago.
Thanos he stopped listening when he said black
"He's not A killer." not THE killer. The joke went over your head.
Cause there is no killer.
"He stopped listening after black"
5 foot 2 being one of the description lol
That Asian girl...I always hated....
ItAshley samee
ItAshley her and that bitch teacher are mad annoying asf tho
Same
Moabites in the bible
ItAshley me too what a bitch
"Is your real name chris? Are you even black?" Lmao! Im done
Rochelle mentioned that Julius was coming home and Chris described someone totally opposite of Julius and the cop still almost killed Julius....wow!!!!!
“He stopped listening after black”
This detective wants to talk to you .. “ if you’re black that’s a sentence you never wanna hear “ LMAOOOO😂😂😂
You know many of these episodes are high exaggerations of Chris Rock's life.........THIS ONE is just taking the concept of Exaggeration and cranking it up by 11
His brothers name is Tony
"Is your real name Chris, are you even black" I was dead after that lmao
That Chinese girl is so annoying...
@@theblueadventurer615 She's Needs To Get A Life
@@noahfacey3369 That’s Monica from the School Gyrls
I’m always weak at that part 😂😂
@@theblueadventurer615
She might be annoying but Chris was wrong for what he did
Julius: I’m about to stretch yo behind...
Joker: Poor choice of words...
"I'm gonna stretch your behind" phrases you don't want to hear someone looking like Terry Crews say in prison
"what will your people think of you"
lmao wow
Yh That teacher is a real piece of work 💯
@@Frosty98206 True its like a form of enticing guilt
Rochelle/Pam still got it 😭😍😍
"im about to stretch yo behind"
-julius on prison talk
boy you do not know what sorry is
If I was Chris and she said that to me, I would say, "Well neither do you." Than she would've smacked me into another nationality. Oh wait, that's for lying to her, not back talk☺️
Arriba MTY!! 🔵⚪🔵⚪🔵⚪
"I'm about to stretch your behind" JESUS, JULIUS. WORDING!!!
A gentleman will buy you flowers first
U are gay
Binging everybody hates Chris forgot how hilarious this show was
'Are you even black' 😂😂😂
"I'm about to stretch your behind"
Get him!
As a kid growing up watching this on tv when nothing else was on it became one of the best shows
You see… if there was EVER a time Chris deserved a slap, this was it.
Will Smith you are NEEDED?! 😁
Absolutely loved this show shame it ended
"hello worse"😂😂😂
1:04 Chris should've said he just said he was 5'2", lightskin with an afro
^224243Ď4ě8[-
Exactly! He couldn't pointed out that his dad was obviously over 6' instead of admitting and getting in trouble.
Planet Z-97 fr 💀
He stopped listening after black
Or just say he was white
2:20 is wayyyyyyy out of line
Probably sounded better on paper
He had talent for storytelling indeed!
True The 'Scissor Killer' was one of the best hilarious episodes in the show
2:00 that's a coincidence cuz im about to stretch yo behind, *GET UPSTAIRS*
Law and order
Special victims unit
Gayy
Ayo?
who are thought Chris was going to get with the Asian chick?
Tiffany Payne
😃😠😠😉😯⛪🏪🏫⛪:-D 🐇🐓🐓 🐰💄👙👢👢
Chris ran to his room like heck right after Julius shouted "Get upstairs!"
That part had me weak
"im about to stretch your behind" is the most inappropriate sentence ive ever heard in my entire life
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why does it sound like rochelle says "get 'em!" at 2:03 like she's some kind of hypeman lmao 😂😂
"That's a coincidence cause I'm about to stress your behind!"
what does Chris say after saying 'Cause there's no killer...I made it up'?
English is not my first language...
Kleh kleh its fake he lied
He says "When I handed in my story to the school newspaper, they said it was so dull, they wouldn't even print it, so I made the story a little more interesting to read"
Musicrecords10 Thank ya!!
I like when Julius says "Oh that's a coincidence because I'm about to stretch your behind! Now get upstairs!"
Get em
I always laugh at that part
What should've happened.
Chris: NO!
Julius: WHAT!?
Julius throws Chris out the window
For some reason, whenever Ms Morello says "your people", i laugh hard
It always sounded like Chris(With all his faults & epic failures) was the bearer of his community's pride
"Son...You got a knack for inventing stories..You should consider a carreer at law enforcement."
😂😂😂
In a moment I might need a cop myself
0:53 LOL
Musicrecords10 so funny man
I like how Chris said afro and he just went straight for the bald guy
2:36 did she just say "your people"? SHE RACIST Y'ALL
That the point
yes and no. She's racist but she is willing to date black men tho. She will maybe date a guy like Julius for example.
Um yea
That cop is perfect acting. Gun first and talks of planting evidence.
This show is hilarious 🤣
This is so unrealistic. There's no way Julius survives if this had actually happened.
This was in 2008, you know, when everything wasn't blown out proportion like today.
@@zmatthew91 it was based on the 90's were things were blown out of proportion
@@doseofdavid5724 1). I was talking about the comedic situation compared to today when it would be heavily criticized because everything is so freaking PC
2). In keeping with the theme of "stuff you could get away with back in the day" clearly you were not born in or before the 90s therefore having no idea what you are talking about.
Says who?
🗣️"HE STOPPED LISTENING AFTER BLACK"🤣0:54 so true
Chris you should have never lied about the serial killer you should have tell the truth before you write the story and have it published in the school newspaper
It's just a show bro
Then it would never have been dramatic and juicy. It also helps narrate certain parts of our lives where you said something out of context and everybody took it serious & you kinda went along with it until somebody got hurt
chris rock: he stopped listening after black. me: yep he sure did that's american cops in a nutshell sheesh.
There he is on the floor
The only reason for a german guy like me to learn english, is watching movies and series in orginal lang. 💪🏿
"You have a knack for *inventing* evidence"
Bring this show back 😪
I would have back the hell up too! I can see my mother and my auntie all in Rochelle because i surely didn't know what sorry was, until she showed me.
I'm going to ask you one more time ma'am!
Do u know this man?
"YES" That's my husband for god's sake lol
😂😂😂😂 lol hilarious!!!! That part!
2:01
I’m getting Health Inspector Vibes from that statement.
NOW PICK UP THE SOAP 😡😡😡😡😡
0:27 "I couldn't think of anything worse."
Walks in apartment, sees cop.
"Hello, worse."
Hahaha!
0:31 Rochelle was caked up🤣🎂
Stretch your behind came off wrong to me lol
2:06 always makes me sad and brings a tear to my eye 😢🥲😂🤣 lmao
“Are u even black”😭
“What will your people think of you🥺” lol she sounded so hurt
This comedy must be so healing for black people in the US. It's brilliant. Watching from the UK
2:16 her and Chris can make a cute couple
More like a couple that'll get a divorce before their 1st anniversary.
Maybe Chris should have kept that detective’s card. He could have been one of the top black federal officers of his time! Just needs to get “real” evidence next time.
2:00-2:02,Pause,Bro
If Rochelle shouted at me like that I would have pissed my pants lol 🤣😂
At least the detective was proud of chris 😂😂😂
“I’m about to stretch yo behind”
Ayo?
💀💀💀
I’m about to stretch yo behind … bro 😭💀😂
"Pause." 💀
"Are you even really black" bruh I'm fucking weeeeeaaaaakkk 😂😂😂
He's the first black to do everything
Lol
" I'm about to stretch your behind" me- ........ Hold upppp
Yeah that really uhhh
1:21 when you are a seriously in trouble face
He said "Afro" yet Julius still got detained😭😭😭😭
Does Terry Cruise look 5"2?
ThomasTheLuckyGamer DOES TERRY HAVE AN AFRO
No!............
Does Terry look blac-
Oh wait -_-
Crews**
Depends on how deep the hole he is standing in is
"he stopped listening after black" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There he is, on the floor.
1:47 He would fit in so well with Baltimore Police
"I'm about to stretch your behind"
Ayo? 🤨
"Afro"
Proceeds to arrest the bald guy 😂
"I'm about to stretch yo behind! GET UPSTAIRS!"
Those would've been the last words I heard
"Are you even black" 🤣
“That’s my husband 😂😂😂😂😂
GURL: “aRe YoU eVeN bLaCk ?”
Me:B**CH wHaT?
Well?
1:54. You can almost see the camera light above julius' head
Stretch your behind? I think that cop should look into that.
"im about to stretch your behind"........ im sorry what?
I was the first black everything in the school's history. 😂