"Pope Leo X, in terms of the CRIPPLING DEBT we've inherited, we need to address the elephant in the room." *Pope Leo:* "I know! Isn't he precious? Worth every lira we don't have."
The rivalry between the Veneti/Venetoi (Latin and Greek, respectively for the Blues) and the Prasiniani/Prasinoi (literally "Leek-Greens" from the specific green dye used) actually began waaaaaay back in Western Rome, even if their most famous episode was the Nika revolts in Constantinople. Rome's original political parties/political machines in the early republic were the Russati/Rousioi (Reds) and the Albati/Leukoi (Whites), the other two chariot racing stables, but over time, specifically during the late republic and early empire when there was an actual *gasp* ideologically-based political divide between the Populares (Populists) and Optimates (literally the "Best Men", also known as the Elitists or Conservatives) the Red and White stables' rivalry became overshadowed by the rivalry between the younger (but still founded in the early republic) Blue and Green stables, and ofc once the Empire had been going long enough that ideological political factions largely stopped mattering (the emperor either agreed with them or didn't) the super-popular Blues and Greens were ready to once again fill the void of Romans wanting a reason to hate each other on feast days.
Merritt Animation Israel actually has that. Most sports teams were founded by political parties and are politically affiliated. That’s why so many of the tea,s all have the same names over and over.
Pope Fights I: Barbarian Menace Pope Fights II: Attack of the Franks Pope Fights III: Revenge of the Germans Pope Fights IV: A new Pope Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back Pope Fights VI: Return of the French Pope Fights VII: Napoleon Awakens Pope Fights VIII: End of the Empire Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy Pope Fights X: Fascists arisen Spinoffs: Pope One: A Pope Fights Story Borgia: A Pope Fights Story Pope Fights: Popes of the old Empire Pope Fights: The Italian wars The Francis (Mandolorian) Disclaimer: This is a rendition of another amazing thread somewhere in here I just wanted to make it a bit clearer and make it a bit more historically accurate
It's what I consider to be happening anytime I am playing Civilization and have to decide between building some more modern musketeers, a much needed hospital, or- I just made a war elephant.
@@jennkelly3218 His name is JoCat, but his wiggler-headed persona for the "Crap Guide" series and others is actually JoCrap. So, to the argument of "Is this A or B?" the answer is "Yes."
It would be fun to have a video about Italy's tiny friend, San Marino. It has a surprisingly interesting history for such a tiny country. Nonetheless, I enjoy any history video posted and this is no exception! Can't go wrong with the hilarity of Pope Fights
"But they had just now remembered that the other side of the alps exist" I WROTE MY LAST TERM PAPER ON KARL IV. ITALY POLITICS AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER. The emperors of the HRE *knew* the Italian part of the empire existed and they wanted it. The Staufer Kings wanted it but failed. The Luxembourger Kings wanted it, but Henry VII. Methods weren't ... quite adapted to the reality of politics (just claiming the Regnum Italicum doesn't fly so well with cities that been independent for so long) and Karl already had said goodbye to the illusion of traditional Regnum Italicum, but wanted to establish a more secure Imperial hold on Italy in 1354/55 nonetheless. That failed however when riots errupted in Pisa and made using that city as a stronghold quite impossible, so Karl called it a day. (Sadly, I know nearly nothing about his second time coming to Italy in the 1360s. I focused on his Romzug of 1354/55.) The reason why it was also hard for the emperors to establish factual reign in Italy was because they had a wholeass Empire north of the alps to take care of. And unlike France or England, there was no stable center of power, no administrative center. That basically switched places with every new imperial house, so the emperors, especially in late medieval times, had enough trouble securing their position in the empire north of the alps, so Italy had to wait. However, when the Habsburger at some point snatched the crown for what was the beginning of the rest of the Empire, they had decades, centuries to solidate their power, to build an administrative system - so they had actual ressources to take care of Italy! (Which in this case meant eating up Milan and then also every other Northern city state and territory they could get their greedy little Austrian hands on.)
@@nikki607 Oh, ciao dalla Germania! I'm a history student in Germany and JUST this semester had my basic medieval lectures, so I know some basics, with a heavy focus on the HRE. Plus, I love Italy (the South especially) and the entire fact that both Northern Italy and what is now Germany was so splintered and divided is fascinating to me. So I'm also always open to learn more about it!
@@SarahWolverine Hiya back from South Tyrol! Yeah you definitely know more than me😂 all I can present with is HS knowledge (Matura in 2 week RIP me) and a penchant to remember the weirdest historical facts
Ahoj, I guess, from Bohemia. I'd like to remind you that the future Emperor Charles IV spend few years as the ruler of the Luxemburgish estates in the Northern Italy, and in 1350 after he was already a Czech and German King, he was badly injured there during a tournament. If I remember correctly, his jaw was broken into pieces by a jousting spear there....
@@nikki607 Ah, a Tiroler_in! (Tyrolian? Tirolano/a?) I actually didn't make the connection that Tyrol used to be its own territory, its own duchy, at one point in time before I started to research. It was just always a part of Austria or Italy for me that had a specific name and I never questioned why. Looking back, I feel like a dumbass but that's fine, we learn through being challenged. And I was like you when I was about to graduate HS two years ago, full of HS history & political knowledge and a strong affection for history, especially local one. Viel Erfolg beim Matura! (South Tyrol is german speaking, right? Ah, buona fortuna as well for good measure :) )
6:48 I’ve actually seen that elephant statue. Last year, when my family and I were staying in Rome as part of our Italian vacation, that elephant was on the base of the obelisk near the pantheon and just outside Santa Maria sopra Minerva, just near the AirBnB we were staying at. The facade itself did not seem like a lot to look at, but the interior was an absolutely stunning piece of Gothic architecture, and I’m told the church was built atop a temple to Athena and Isis.
My favourite fact about Julius II is that when the Michaelangelo sculpted him carrying a bible, he got mad and shouted ‘what do I know of bibles, I am a warrior, sculpt me with my sword’.
The sack of Rome might've been a dumpsterfire of a mess caused by a fustercluck of political turmoil, but at the least it gave us a kickass Sabaton song.
What a quackkrieg! Folks, I'm Italian (florentine) and have risked dying twice of laughter-induced suffocation in the first 1 minute and 51 seconds of this video. I love your stuff
Pope Fights 3: Revenge of the Memes but i can't believe you forgot the most important part of Borgia's time as pope...... waging a secret war against unseen assassins lol
It's really nice to see how uncontroversial that beginning disclaimer is among this channel's commenters (as it should), especially when you compare it to how people behave in some of the other history channels' posts about the subject. Good shit 👌
POPE FIGHTS 3! LET'S GOOOOO! Side note: my sister is graduating as we speak and she'll love the meme factor when she gets home. Edit: Thanks for the likes and well-wishes for my sister!
You guys are fabulous, awesome, and amazing. I'm a history professor at a university in Canada and I've assigned your videos to my students, but I'm also a mother, and my six yr old has watched (vetted by me) videos by you guys also. He's FASCINATED by the gods, mythology and historical fun, and in a lot of ways I am profoundly grateful to your excellent explanations and fabulous, evocative but understandable graphics. And the text message at the front of this video is so important. You guys rock.
*See’s Jocat* This does put a smile on my face. P.S: you should do a collab with him, maybe have him animate one of your videos. I think that would be cool
And then Charles got his mentor elected pope, who was such a modest person that when asked if he could perhaps have a house from which to work, all the cardinals just silently pointed him to the Vatican. Then that guy had the sheer gall to ask "could we maybe, maaaaybe dail it back a little on all the corruption?" and everyone began reaching for their daggers and poison vials.
With the amount of effort that you put into these videos, I am surprised that more people do not know about you. Sometimes I just take a moment to think about the animation and work that is put into these videos and contemplate how hard it must be for you to run the channel along with your personal lives. Thank you so much for making content.
@@EpiclyAverageGirl The Last Stand by Sabaton. It tells the story of the Swiss mercenaries who served as the Pope's bodyguards during the sacking of Rome. Most of them died keeping him alive and for the last six hundred-ish years, Swiss mercenaries have guarded the Pope.
My sister introduced me to your channel not even a month ago and I've been putting my Netflix binges to shame watching you guys. Hey Blue, can you do a video on the Eastern Orthodox Church? I was raised Russian Orthodox and would absolutely adore you explaining its history
If you've got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you don't really care about the spiritual and moral underpinnings of Catholicism, then maybe you can hire...The A-Men!
Please consider looking into Lucrezia Borgia, she was a fascinating character, who had a major smear campaign against her by her father's enemies. She was a patron of many renaissance artists and, despite being used as a pawn, managed to establish her own power base in the end. She deserves better than "did incest and poison" meme.
0:01 I came to learn about Pope Fights and was pleasantly surprised by this title card - and the description! Excellent way to Do Your Thing while showing respect.
1511-1513 XD Pope: backstabs France England: Did someone say "war with France?🧐 Let me just grab my brolly" Scotland: *overhears England, collectively draws claymore * "Die ye English [incoherent string of expletives deleted]!!!"
At 4:36 you can clearly see that Pope Julius II died at age 69. You don't even have the audacity to say "nice". Come on, the warrior pope deserves better.
Italians during the Renaissance: ‘make NSFW art Blue can’t show on TH-cam’ Blue: “Bruh,” ‘censors it with PG-13 swim trunks to avoid getting demonetized’
"ruled like a roman emperor" (remembers all my baptist sunday school teachers teaching that the roman catholic church is a direct continuation of the roman empire) sounds about right...
Great stuff as per usual - plus, of course, Pope Clement VII being under Charles V's Hapsburg thumb after 1527 was the main underlying reason why he ultimately couldn't have given England's King Henry VIII a divorce from Catherine of Aragon - Charles' own Auntie no less! - even if he'd wanted to, leading to the Break With Rome and all the various other Tudor shenanigans that followed, yes...?!
Blue, as an absolute history expert, and one of the best researcher (Red included in that of course) I am wondering if you could do a special on the history of the Sikhs or Sikhism? I have a few friends who follow this, including a couple neighbors, it would be nice to find out more about their history without insulting them.
Can we get uhhhh, a background music list or something? The song at 2:00-ish pops up in a bunch of your videos and I'd love to get hold of it for personal listening.
* video starts * cue game of thrones theme song Also, I wonder if there's an off version that's not copyrighted because that would be hilarious for this
Love that 'They Live' reference. "Julius II promised to kick ass and hire Michelangelo to paint the Sistine Chapel's ceiling. And he's all out of ceiling"
Ha ha, "pontifical meme-ery" is one of the things that keeps me coming back. Thanks for the shout out at the start to the issues that matter in current history/present day social, cultural, and political circles.
Thank you for supporting this cause without abandoning the personality that makes us eager viewers and fans. The pre-roll feels genuine and human, like Blue and Red are sharing something personal, as opposed to the clever craft-work of lawyers and PR reps. It is refreshing -- thank you.
"Metric Hapsburg jawline".
You know, if there's ONE unit I assume was imperial...
How could it not be imperial?
I always thought it would be incestual
@@starshipearth9178 nice
@Ian R. : Daaamn.
@Think Greater : DAAAAMN.
It’s a measure used by both systems, similar to tons, it’s just slightly different depending on the system in question.
"Pope Leo X, in terms of the CRIPPLING DEBT we've inherited, we need to address the elephant in the room."
*Pope Leo:* "I know! Isn't he precious? Worth every lira we don't have."
GO AWAY
Good one.
Florins*
*FUCK* I love it
AHAHAHA okay that got a proper laugh
modern sports rivalries WISH they had the amount of petty animosity that Genoa had towards Venice
All of Europe's knife friendly rivalries are nothing compared to modern sport rivalries
Or imagine the Blue/ Green rivalries of Constantinople working today.
Seriously the only thing that had that much petty animosity was the Byzantine Blues vs Greens.
The rivalry between the Veneti/Venetoi (Latin and Greek, respectively for the Blues) and the Prasiniani/Prasinoi (literally "Leek-Greens" from the specific green dye used) actually began waaaaaay back in Western Rome, even if their most famous episode was the Nika revolts in Constantinople. Rome's original political parties/political machines in the early republic were the Russati/Rousioi (Reds) and the Albati/Leukoi (Whites), the other two chariot racing stables, but over time, specifically during the late republic and early empire when there was an actual *gasp* ideologically-based political divide between the Populares (Populists) and Optimates (literally the "Best Men", also known as the Elitists or Conservatives) the Red and White stables' rivalry became overshadowed by the rivalry between the younger (but still founded in the early republic) Blue and Green stables, and ofc once the Empire had been going long enough that ideological political factions largely stopped mattering (the emperor either agreed with them or didn't) the super-popular Blues and Greens were ready to once again fill the void of Romans wanting a reason to hate each other on feast days.
Merritt Animation Israel actually has that. Most sports teams were founded by political parties and are politically affiliated. That’s why so many of the tea,s all have the same names over and over.
Pope Fights I: Barbarian Menace
Pope Fights II: Attack of the Franks
Pope Fights III: Revenge of the Germans
Pope Fights IV: A new Pope
Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back
Pope Fights VI: Return of the French
Pope Fights VII: Napoleon Awakens
Pope Fights VIII: End of the Empire
Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy
Pope Fights X: Fascists arisen
Spinoffs:
Pope One: A Pope Fights Story
Borgia: A Pope Fights Story
Pope Fights: Popes of the old Empire
Pope Fights: The Italian wars
The Francis (Mandolorian)
Disclaimer: This is a rendition of another amazing thread somewhere in here I just wanted to make it a bit clearer and make it a bit more historically accurate
The Bad Popes just premiered yesterday
Pope fights, 2 Popes 2 Fights
@@ezequielcruz6608
Pope Fights 3: Tuscany Drift
NO. WAY.
The Book of Henry VIII
The Renaissance is full of Hot Nonsense and I’m here for it
Cesare Borgia IS a HOT Nonsense
No wonder Michelangelo was so tired with everyone.
what do you expect from pepole that used oversized weapons ( greatswords, pikes, widlass crossbows ecc. ecc.) like anime protagonist...
@@davidegaruti2582 Don't forget the Glaive. No weapon as extra as the glaive.
Yep
2:01 I love that Blue is physically unable to talk about this period without slipping in a reference to Assassin's Creed.
Pope fights 3: this time, its personal.
Pope fights 3: Pope strikes back
The next popw fight will be Pope Fights 4: revelations
That's a GREAT title
Accurate.
Pope Fights 3: The Reckoning
Me: :(
Blue: Let's do some history.
Me: :)
Blue talks about the Borgia.
Ezio: where's my hidden blade?
Nurat
Cesare has it.
Also,
*WHERE IS LEE*
Someone! GET HIM CHARLES LEE!
I wish Blue'd be fairer regarding them, though. It's obvious he prefers people like the Medici. Or God forbid, the Sforza.
@@goroakechi6126 WHERE IS ÉLIESE?!?
Reaches part about Julius II assaulting Venice:
"But that makes no sense!"
Genoa:
"That makes wayyy too much sense!"
Pope Fights IV: A New Pope
Pope Fights V: Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back
😂
Pope Fights VI: Return of the French
Pope Fights VII: Fascists Awaken
Pope Fights VIII: End of The Fascists
Pope Fights IX: Rise of Italy
Rogue Pope: A Pope Fights Story
The Popes (Mandalorian): Actually Decent People Edition (20th-21st century)
Pope Fights X: Now with Nazis
Pope Fights XI: Lorne Michaels vs. Sinead O’Connor
Pope Fights XII: Rod Dreher complains about Francis
Blue: **mentions Rodrigo Borgia**
**EZIO AUDITORE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
“Slow and steady gets the spaghetti.” That’s why it took so long for this video to come out.
4:17 "And he's all out of ceiling."
For some reason that made me laugh waaaay too hard.
People: hi pope. Wait. You’re not the pope. Is this gonna happen again? God damn it
God is up above watching with a tub of popcorn the size of Arkansas. Bits falling onto the floor is just another planet getting hit by an astroid.
No, I'm "A" Pope, haven't you heard? We now come in a six pack.
“Slow and steady gets the spaghetti” should be on a t-shirt
I hope so!
I must admit, an ELEPHANT PARADE is a dope way to party. I want an elephant parade.
But what about an elephant parade with elephant riders?
@@poopityscooper2116 ah, yes, but what would the elephants ride on?
Marry someone rich from India. I've heard that's how they "do" weddings.
It's what I consider to be happening anytime I am playing Civilization and have to decide between building some more modern musketeers, a much needed hospital, or- I just made a war elephant.
Me too, but only if they're pink.
9:28. "Sacking of Rome."
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!
POPE FIGHTS ARE YOU READY TO HUMBLE??!!
PREPARE FOR THE POPE-FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE, TONIGHT IN THE THUNDER-ROME!!!!!
I don't think any of these popes even knew the meaning of the word humble.
Sonia Kernel sure they did! “Humble” is what YOU are in the glorious papal presence...if you know what’s good for ya, see?
Lmfao
That's so funny. XD I laughed so hard. XD I know it's an old joke, but OMG it's so relevant!
"These popes weren't just clergymen with bigger hats..."
I literally fell off my chair just now, I was laughing so hard.
... they also had heads (read egos) as big as the hats they wore...
Hey it's a jocrap. And heyyy you know he prefers fireball over smite.
Also I love his crap guide to dnd series it's amazing
"prefers fireball over smite"
catch this *paladin S M I T E*
It called a crap guide to dnd also his name is JoCat
@@jennkelly3218 His name is JoCat, but his wiggler-headed persona for the "Crap Guide" series and others is actually JoCrap. So, to the argument of "Is this A or B?" the answer is "Yes."
The vids where he plays Worms are fun too.
Ummm... sword and shield
It would be fun to have a video about Italy's tiny friend, San Marino. It has a surprisingly interesting history for such a tiny country.
Nonetheless, I enjoy any history video posted and this is no exception! Can't go wrong with the hilarity of Pope Fights
"But they had just now remembered that the other side of the alps exist"
I WROTE MY LAST TERM PAPER ON KARL IV. ITALY POLITICS AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER.
The emperors of the HRE *knew* the Italian part of the empire existed and they wanted it. The Staufer Kings wanted it but failed. The Luxembourger Kings wanted it, but Henry VII. Methods weren't ... quite adapted to the reality of politics (just claiming the Regnum Italicum doesn't fly so well with cities that been independent for so long) and Karl already had said goodbye to the illusion of traditional Regnum Italicum, but wanted to establish a more secure Imperial hold on Italy in 1354/55 nonetheless. That failed however when riots errupted in Pisa and made using that city as a stronghold quite impossible, so Karl called it a day. (Sadly, I know nearly nothing about his second time coming to Italy in the 1360s. I focused on his Romzug of 1354/55.)
The reason why it was also hard for the emperors to establish factual reign in Italy was because they had a wholeass Empire north of the alps to take care of. And unlike France or England, there was no stable center of power, no administrative center. That basically switched places with every new imperial house, so the emperors, especially in late medieval times, had enough trouble securing their position in the empire north of the alps, so Italy had to wait. However, when the Habsburger at some point snatched the crown for what was the beginning of the rest of the Empire, they had decades, centuries to solidate their power, to build an administrative system - so they had actual ressources to take care of Italy! (Which in this case meant eating up Milan and then also every other Northern city state and territory they could get their greedy little Austrian hands on.)
As someone who grew up and still lives in one of those contested corners of Italy you know more than I do and I thought I knew quite a bit😂
@@nikki607 Oh, ciao dalla Germania! I'm a history student in Germany and JUST this semester had my basic medieval lectures, so I know some basics, with a heavy focus on the HRE. Plus, I love Italy (the South especially) and the entire fact that both Northern Italy and what is now Germany was so splintered and divided is fascinating to me. So I'm also always open to learn more about it!
@@SarahWolverine Hiya back from South Tyrol! Yeah you definitely know more than me😂 all I can present with is HS knowledge (Matura in 2 week RIP me) and a penchant to remember the weirdest historical facts
Ahoj, I guess, from Bohemia. I'd like to remind you that the future Emperor Charles IV spend few years as the ruler of the Luxemburgish estates in the Northern Italy, and in 1350 after he was already a Czech and German King, he was badly injured there during a tournament. If I remember correctly, his jaw was broken into pieces by a jousting spear there....
@@nikki607 Ah, a Tiroler_in! (Tyrolian? Tirolano/a?) I actually didn't make the connection that Tyrol used to be its own territory, its own duchy, at one point in time before I started to research. It was just always a part of Austria or Italy for me that had a specific name and I never questioned why. Looking back, I feel like a dumbass but that's fine, we learn through being challenged.
And I was like you when I was about to graduate HS two years ago, full of HS history & political knowledge and a strong affection for history, especially local one. Viel Erfolg beim Matura! (South Tyrol is german speaking, right? Ah, buona fortuna as well for good measure :) )
6:48 I’ve actually seen that elephant statue. Last year, when my family and I were staying in Rome as part of our Italian vacation, that elephant was on the base of the obelisk near the pantheon and just outside Santa Maria sopra Minerva, just near the AirBnB we were staying at. The facade itself did not seem like a lot to look at, but the interior was an absolutely stunning piece of Gothic architecture, and I’m told the church was built atop a temple to Athena and Isis.
Wait, a temple to _Isis_ ? Athena/Minerva, I understand. But since when was the Egypitian Pantheon venerated in Rome?
@@Archon3960 syncretism, and Cleopatra
Pope fights 4: more popes... at the same time
My favourite fact about Julius II is that when the Michaelangelo sculpted him carrying a bible, he got mad and shouted ‘what do I know of bibles, I am a warrior, sculpt me with my sword’.
The sack of Rome might've been a dumpsterfire of a mess caused by a fustercluck of political turmoil, but at the least it gave us a kickass Sabaton song.
Constantinople: *Finally laughs after 1204*
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
@@tentathesane8032 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
@@agentwinter6474 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF SWORD
@@gufosufo337 FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD!
Hearing Martin Luther described as a German monk who got “hammer happy” pleases me greatly. 🤣
hello i nearly spat my tea out at "slow and steady gets the spaghetti"
Same. XD
@@AegixDrakan I, too, nearly spat izi b's tea out.
British?
What a quackkrieg!
Folks, I'm Italian (florentine) and have risked dying twice of laughter-induced suffocation in the first 1 minute and 51 seconds of this video.
I love your stuff
Pope Fights 3: Revenge of the Memes
but i can't believe you forgot the most important part of Borgia's time as pope...... waging a secret war against unseen assassins lol
If they were unseen, how did we find them? XD
He pulled a Caligula?!
Return of the Meme.
*nervous Ezio noises*
"There's no whoopsies in bapping Rome and stealing the shinies." Didn't that happen in the crusades with multiple Byzantine holdings?
They're orthodox, so that don't count. X)
Another day another Pope Fight.
It's really nice to see how uncontroversial that beginning disclaimer is among this channel's commenters (as it should), especially when you compare it to how people behave in some of the other history channels' posts about the subject. Good shit 👌
You shouldn't support terrorists
POPE FIGHTS 3! LET'S GOOOOO!
Side note: my sister is graduating as we speak and she'll love the meme factor when she gets home.
Edit: Thanks for the likes and well-wishes for my sister!
Tell her congrats for graduating
Gratz!
Tell her congrats from this community!
Awesome! Hopefully she'll read the replies to your comment as well and see all of the people congratulating her!
Congrats to her graduation
You guys are fabulous, awesome, and amazing. I'm a history professor at a university in Canada and I've assigned your videos to my students, but I'm also a mother, and my six yr old has watched (vetted by me) videos by you guys also. He's FASCINATED by the gods, mythology and historical fun, and in a lot of ways I am profoundly grateful to your excellent explanations and fabulous, evocative but understandable graphics. And the text message at the front of this video is so important.
You guys rock.
Too bad they support terrorists
Not really Pope Fights, but Fight Popes.
Jo_ovin First rule of Fight Popes is that you don’t talk about Fight Popes
That’s Warrior Pope to you, heretic
Gotta love playing as the Papal States in Med2 Total War. Get some real Fight Popes going.
*See’s Jocat*
This does put a smile on my face.
P.S: you should do a collab with him, maybe have him animate one of your videos. I think that would be cool
The GM Guide was magnificent.
Any one else hear Sabaton's "The Last Stand" in their head when we hit 1527?
Yes, haven't even watched the video yet, but yes
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
Yes indeed..
For the home of the holy
@@isabelbarker786 For the faith!
For the way of the sword!
And then Charles got his mentor elected pope, who was such a modest person that when asked if he could perhaps have a house from which to work, all the cardinals just silently pointed him to the Vatican. Then that guy had the sheer gall to ask "could we maybe, maaaaybe dail it back a little on all the corruption?" and everyone began reaching for their daggers and poison vials.
I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.
So what are you gonna do now that it's here?
Sajad Alatabi Pope fight 4
@@koreankamui98 of fucking course.
Edit: pope fight 4, papalsy is very breakable
6:33 it took a few centuries, but elephants finally marched into Rome
"God just works in mysterious ways."
-Blue
*eyes the Popes involved* God, riiiiiiiiiight....
kaching...
"Pontiffical memery" is the best thing ive heard all year
With the amount of effort that you put into these videos, I am surprised that more people do not know about you. Sometimes I just take a moment to think about the animation and work that is put into these videos and contemplate how hard it must be for you to run the channel along with your personal lives. Thank you so much for making content.
Ahhhh. I love the Jocat reference Blue.
It’s never to late for a *SMITE* !
it's perfectly normal to look at a notification and shout "Pope Fights yes!".... right?
That moment when someone outs themself for ringing the bell and then tells everyone how i reacted to the notification.
I just love the way you put things in your videos. My fav this time, "Bringing a claymore to a pool noodle fight".
Not "slow and steady gets the spaghetti?"
Damn this anime is gory as hell
I think the Julius II Arc had too many stupid plot points.
Well, is anime after all
No joke this is actually the best channel on TH-cam
What are all these pope fights I just wanna grill
Clever name and profile pic you got there
Fun fact: Charles' 1527 attack on Rome is the setting for the Sabaton song "The Last Stand."
In other words, the crusading song isn't about crusading.
A pope with an elephant is the greatest thing I heard all day.
Thank you, I need something like this today.
"Pontifical Memery" is some seriously brilliant writing.
IT WAS 1527
GAVE THEIR LIVES ON THE STEPS TO HEAVEN
THY WILL BE DONE!
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY! FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
Please, what song is this?
Abigail Perez The Last stand by Sabaton
@@EpiclyAverageGirl The Last Stand by Sabaton. It tells the story of the Swiss mercenaries who served as the Pope's bodyguards during the sacking of Rome. Most of them died keeping him alive and for the last six hundred-ish years, Swiss mercenaries have guarded the Pope.
More like "Gave their lives for a depraved Pope and Papacy."
"Slow and steady gets the spaghetti"
-Warrior Pope, probably
Julius II's game plan: TOTAL WAR, FIGHT EVERYONE
ABANDON REASON
KNOW ONLY WAR
*Peace was never an option.*
*Oda Nobunaga approves*
9:08 THEY'RE THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN!
THEY'RE PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE,
IT WAS 1527, GAVE THEIR LIVES ON STEPS TO HEAVEN
FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
This was my World History class in a nutt shell. A big heavy sigh every time our teacher mentions a new war.
My sister introduced me to your channel not even a month ago and I've been putting my Netflix binges to shame watching you guys. Hey Blue, can you do a video on the Eastern Orthodox Church? I was raised Russian Orthodox and would absolutely adore you explaining its history
4:11 welcome to a crap guide to...Popes?
If you've got a problem, if no one else can help, and if you don't really care about the spiritual and moral underpinnings of Catholicism, then maybe you can hire...The A-Men!
I love it when a synod comes together
Still one of the best, classiest, most entertainingly informative channels on this entire platform. Keep it up, we love you crazy kids!
pope fights 3: vatican drift
Pope fights 4: on stranger tides.
@@quincie- Pope fights 5: HRE Strikes Back
Pope Fights VI: Pick Up Sticks
Pope Fights VII: Steel Pope Run
Pope Fights VIII: Alexander the Great
As soon as I saw this video, I screamed "POPE FIIIIIGHT!!!" and scared the cat, my roomate, and my fiancee. Totally worth it.
Pope Fights 3: a Good Day to Fight Popes
08:22‐ "by a metric Habsburg jawline" has to be the greatest description I have ever heard! XD
Please consider looking into Lucrezia Borgia, she was a fascinating character, who had a major smear campaign against her by her father's enemies. She was a patron of many renaissance artists and, despite being used as a pawn, managed to establish her own power base in the end. She deserves better than "did incest and poison" meme.
0:01 I came to learn about Pope Fights and was pleasantly surprised by this title card - and the description! Excellent way to Do Your Thing while showing respect.
Supporting terrorism should never be supported
1511-1513 XD
Pope: backstabs France
England: Did someone say "war with France?🧐 Let me just grab my brolly"
Scotland: *overhears England, collectively draws claymore * "Die ye English [incoherent string of expletives deleted]!!!"
Ah, western european politics.
Wait no not western european politics god no
Im loving the expansion of different angles of the profile drawings. As an artist and long time binge watcher of the channel. It looks great!
1527? Rome? Why am I hearing awesome soundtrack that no way can be confused with song about crusades?
At 4:36 you can clearly see that Pope Julius II died at age 69. You don't even have the audacity to say "nice". Come on, the warrior pope deserves better.
I was him in past life
Okay, was there EVER a time when Europe wasn't some kind of mess?! 😯
Sadly it appears not
Ummmmm. . . No
Ice age was pretty clean?
The Jurassic era?
Pax Romana (more or less) and (so far) 21st Century post-Yougoslavia ?
4:11 I see you there, JoCrap, you lovable Wiggler, you. Also, the fact that you guys are aware of JoCat just makes me really happy.
Italians during the Renaissance: ‘make NSFW art Blue can’t show on TH-cam’
Blue: “Bruh,” ‘censors it with PG-13 swim trunks to avoid getting demonetized’
"ruled like a roman emperor" (remembers all my baptist sunday school teachers teaching that the roman catholic church is a direct continuation of the roman empire) sounds about right...
Oh, so that one comment about indigo breaking your saber during past livestreams was actually foreshadowing about a meme here huh?
Alejandro Vinasco It was Cyan, his fiancé, who broke his sword.
JoCat beautifully completes the feeling of absolute chaos necessary for this episode. Good choice, Indigo and Blue.
Pope Fights 3: The Sequel We Once Again Asked For and Got
"Slow and Steady gets the spaghetti" needs to go on a T-Shirt or something, that is GENIUS.
9:15 In the heart of the Holy See, in the home of Christianity. The seat of power is in danger!
There's a foe of a thousand swords
They've been abandoned by their lords
Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
AND THE 189, IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN
@@dmua9551
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
jackllynbup Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven/ Thy will be done
@@isaacverhelst3983
For the grace, for the might of our lord
For the home of the holy
doctor: “you have 10 minutes and 49 seconds left to live”
me:
V E N I C E
Yes that’s blue for you...
Yep, it's not a Blue video without at least one mention of Venice :)
Congrats on 1.25m subscribers, you two are the best
5:52
I assume Scotland joined in just to fight England? That or my understanding of Scottish-Italian history is seriously lacking.
Great stuff as per usual - plus, of course, Pope Clement VII being under Charles V's Hapsburg thumb after 1527 was the main underlying reason why he ultimately couldn't have given England's King Henry VIII a divorce from Catherine of Aragon - Charles' own Auntie no less! - even if he'd wanted to, leading to the Break With Rome and all the various other Tudor shenanigans that followed, yes...?!
i have a request: could Red do a video about Otohime? i just read the story (Urashima Taro) and it facinates me, also i love Dragons
Blue, as an absolute history expert, and one of the best researcher (Red included in that of course)
I am wondering if you could do a special on the history of the Sikhs or Sikhism?
I have a few friends who follow this, including a couple neighbors, it would be nice to find out more about their history without insulting them.
Can we get uhhhh, a background music list or something? The song at 2:00-ish pops up in a bunch of your videos and I'd love to get hold of it for personal listening.
5:57 : My professor summarized that by "when one side takes the lead, all the others gang up against it"
* video starts * cue game of thrones theme song
Also, I wonder if there's an off version that's not copyrighted because that would be hilarious for this
Love that 'They Live' reference. "Julius II promised to kick ass and hire Michelangelo to paint the Sistine Chapel's ceiling. And he's all out of ceiling"
9:12 _Bell starts to ring_
"In the heart of the Holy See, in the home of Christianity..."
THE SEAT OF POWER IS IN DANGER
"You're excommunicated!"
"Yeah, I don't care."
"Oh no! Apathy! MY WEAKNESS!"
-Oversimplified, "King Henry VIII"
@3:41 I almost spit out my drink at that one XD
Ha ha, "pontifical meme-ery" is one of the things that keeps me coming back. Thanks for the shout out at the start to the issues that matter in current history/present day social, cultural, and political circles.
Love your content! I think it's cool that you fence... Even if it's ahem, Saber. But seriously I'm a foilist and love your content!
That Jocat insert. Nice. Good to see that good TH-camrs have equally good taste in what they watch.
I love how Clements looks absolutely done with the Papal States.
Thank you for supporting this cause without abandoning the personality that makes us eager viewers and fans. The pre-roll feels genuine and human, like Blue and Red are sharing something personal, as opposed to the clever craft-work of lawyers and PR reps. It is refreshing -- thank you.