WHAT KIND OF DADDY IS HE? Jesus.. I feel sorry for Claire when she visit the doctor.. She's like the typical girl whose boyfriend would leave them after he knows she's pregnant.. HAHAHAH
I like it when Kappa's like, "You, pregnant" and he disappears and then you HAD to make a speech bubble that said, "I WHAT?!" XD I'm laughing so hard rn
for all those wondering what exactly a kappa is...: "Kappa are usually seen as mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the malevolent, such as drowning people and animals, kidnapping children, and raping women. They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of eating their livers or their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball inside the anus." ..you're welcome :]
Yeah, it kinda is. in case anyone doesn't know, kappa is actually a mythical monster (outside of harvest moon) he is green, slimy and man-shaped. In this version they made him a little cute.
you both share a beautiful relashonship. i just feel sorry for the baby :/ baby: where is my dad? who is he? you: uhh...your dad...is...a frog baby: wut??!
Elli: She doesn't know she had a baby. Totally normal. Doctor: Lets leave. 5 hours later... HME Rose: Time to feed the cows... *Kappa appears* Baby, born. HME Rose: ??? *Turns around* WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!??
Kappa are usually seen as mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the more troublesome, such as stealing crops, or even kidnapping children. In fact, small children are one of the gluttonous kappa's favorite meals, though they will eat adults as well. They feed on these hapless victims by sucking out the entrails, blood, liver, or "life force", depending on the legend through the anus.
That was from wikipedia. So if kappa steals crops, why would the farmer marry him? And if he kidnaps and eats young children, why would she have a kid with it? XD And yes, that sucking insides from butthole sounded kinda gross here too.
@TurboCat3000 Quote: Kunio Yanagita records a number of beliefs from the Tōno area about women being accosted and even impregnated by kappas.[14] Their offspring were said to be repulsive to behold, and were generally buried.[14] So, I'm assuming he stole the child... Also another thing Kappa's are known to do. So yeah. Creepy.
BTW in Japanese folklore, Kappas were also known for committing acts such as Child Abduction and Rape. If a woman was ever to be impregnated by a Kappa the child would be considered to be disgusting and be buried alive right after birth. So I guess "The Abomin" was one of the 0.00000000000000000000000001/2% huh?
It's a small town. Wouldn't people wonder who the husband is? Hahahaha 🤣 XD
haha
why the child is not made by cucumber..
GAHAHAHAHAH IM CRACKING UP
Bahaya kalo jdi timun:v
Kappa: I AM YOUR FATHAAA... :D
Child: NOOOOOOOO
ROFTL
🤣🤣🤣
WHAT KIND OF DADDY IS HE? Jesus..
I feel sorry for Claire when she visit the doctor.. She's like the typical girl whose boyfriend would leave them after he knows she's pregnant.. HAHAHAH
I like it when Kappa's like, "You, pregnant" and he disappears and then you HAD to make a speech bubble that said, "I WHAT?!" XD I'm laughing so hard rn
me too
"You, pregnant." *Dissapears*
Me: ...............
.........
...
WHAT DUH HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
Oh come on, he's still cuter than gourmet ;) haha
well I'm glad i play boy version
how the hell did i get here
"You, pregnant". What was that!?! Sounds like a hit and run to me!
I want a kappa baby that looks like a kappa from a kappa husband and we shall be a happy couple!
for all those wondering what exactly a kappa is...: "Kappa are usually seen as mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the malevolent, such as drowning people and animals, kidnapping children, and raping women. They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of eating their livers or their shirikodama (尻子玉?), a mythical ball inside the anus." ..you're welcome :]
it's like being a single parent... i wonder how the gourmet reacts on these events...
Okay, I'm getting the shape of water copulation scene.
excuse me 💀💀💀🙏
The Abomin(ation)- Yeah! This is perfect! Lol
BESTIALITY!
That was hilarious! "Baby... Born." "?" *turns around* "!"
Wow hello 13 years later :000
8 people were not born completely human
no kidding, this is very melancholic for claire
I wanted to marry him too, he's such a sweetie. Thing is, he's got a crush on the harvest goddess. XD
XD
Kappa: "You Pregnant" *disapears*
You: "..."
Apparently giving birth isn't hard in harvest moon. She looks very suprised when there's a baby lying in her bed.
Gourmet judge family event please
not really, i'm busy at school and programming and I don't really have much time for this anymore.
Who is better? Won or Kappa?
**sees kappa** DAFUQ!?
Kappa takes 8 harvest moon? What does it mean? 8 years??
Where do you get you codes and cheats?
well he certainly is spareing of words....
The kappa has future sight.
do the kappa change its physical appearance?
Yeah, it kinda is. in case anyone doesn't know, kappa is actually a mythical monster (outside of harvest moon) he is green, slimy and man-shaped. In this version they made him a little cute.
xD He's a water faerie/nymph according to Fogu, I believe.
i think kappa is a gentle person...he said "name HER!" right? but the HG in FOMT she says "will you name IT for me?" see? hes a kind guy@
Because my friends told me I should when I had more time... So? Is anything like that a really bad thing?
WTH?? how can you not notice a baby being born! I mean she's the mother... unless Kappa is half seahorse or somethin'...
He reminds me of Team Four Star's Mr. Popo.
Tanya Hayes Oh god no. Do NOT put those images in my head.
you both share a beautiful relashonship.
i just feel sorry for the baby :/
baby: where is my dad? who is he?
you: uhh...your dad...is...a frog
baby: wut??!
The site in my description has all the information you'll need, it has a simple guide for every harvest moon game. Please don't ask me. Thanks.
I may never want to see Kappa's face ever again.
Harvest Goddess does this in DS. She gives birth in your farmhouse and leaves LMAO.
okay.... I am now scarred for life...
kya~ kappa kappa kappa~!! he's somewhat cute ^^
Elli: She doesn't know she had a baby. Totally normal.
Doctor: Lets leave.
5 hours later...
HME Rose: Time to feed the cows...
*Kappa appears*
Baby, born.
HME Rose: ??? *Turns around* WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!??
hmm the baby isnt even a tad bit green?!
"...You, pregnant." :D
wow ur hole realition ship is.. " you pregnaunt "
" baby born "
" watch " XD
Kappa + Human =?
that must be odd to explain to the doctor
how many years did you tke to play and marry kappa?
I'm sorry, I can't. I have a thousand things to do. If it's harvest moon help, look at the site in my video description.
kappa is kinda cute. but won is gross. haha! ur adventurous! why not the gourment one day? XD and what code did u use? may i know?
Not computer animated pixels.
what harvest moon game is this??
...*shudder* imagen waking up and some green thing says "u pregnent..." REALLY FREAKS ME OUT!!!!!!!!!
Kappa are usually seen as mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the more troublesome, such as stealing crops, or even kidnapping children. In fact, small children are one of the gluttonous kappa's favorite meals, though they will eat adults as well. They feed on these hapless victims by sucking out the entrails, blood, liver, or "life force", depending on the legend through the anus.
wow that's...
that's very funny lol
i'm just speechless and wanna laugh at the same time
That was from wikipedia. So if kappa steals crops, why would the farmer marry him? And if he kidnaps and eats young children, why would she have a kid with it? XD
And yes, that sucking insides from butthole sounded kinda gross here too.
jeez talk about absentee father
LOL "....You Pregant" -disappears- XD
i like trents expression.... XD
@TurboCat3000 Quote: Kunio Yanagita records a number of beliefs from the Tōno area about women being accosted and even impregnated by kappas.[14] Their offspring were said to be repulsive to behold, and were generally buried.[14]
So, I'm assuming he stole the child... Also another thing Kappa's are known to do. So yeah. Creepy.
agreed, can you believe a husband like that it SUPER HARD to get? I just don't understand it...
Basically impregnated by supernatural being, genie or else (you name it).
omg! kappa has a baby??
Believe me, it's a good thing it doesn't.
Knowing the legend of the Kappa...honestly the way he interacts with you is kind of disturbing.
I know right... Q.Q i almost had a heart attack
BTW in Japanese folklore, Kappas were also known for committing acts such as Child Abduction and Rape. If a woman was ever to be impregnated by a Kappa the child would be considered to be disgusting and be buried alive right after birth. So I guess "The Abomin" was one of the 0.00000000000000000000000001/2% huh?
Rowena Sarol whuuuuut 😂😂😂😂😂
kappa is cute but having this kind of husband is kinda a sad thing =( I nearly cried man!
everyone should know the truth about kappa
Why someone coded this @_@
wow me neither....
lmao after everything kappa doesnt say anything and leaves.
Yeah, so much for them being so 'special!' XD
Pfffftttttt *slaps my face 3x and hit my head on desk 3x --after seeing him
So....umm...is this the same happens with jesus?
haha i like kappa quick and to the point
...got knocked up by a green froogy thingy that dont talk..... HUZZA HARVEST MOON!
I didn't know you can marry it....
And seeing the many Kappas written here i thought it was Nappa XD
is it a...frog?YOU MARRIED A FROG!?!
Settled... I'm marrying Cliff.
Best Husband Ever
i though the baby would be green
Cool, I was waiting 4 this.
My dad is the monster down by the lake! O.O
Kappa: Baby born
Claire should be like WTF XD
The Doctor didnt look very happy. the other characters dont seem to know kappa exists. maybe they think your a single parent XD
seeing the baby was just like what the fuck ? how the? did they? the baby's mutant?
ROFL poor baby, hardly sees the father
Thank God the kid is normal...well, at least she seemed normal... I hope she can still get someone to marry her despite her parentage.... T__T
does it really?
: ) that would be CREEPY!
Kappa??!!
HARVEST Moon not HAVEST
HAHA that was pretty striaght foward "u pregnant"
u fucking scared me with the scary music (AND ALOTTA PRESSURE!!!)
LMFAO "You, pregnant"
Wow you can marry a fish guy. creepy.
well...he is a water demon what would anyone expect??? XD
I bet you Kappa has a dozen other wives XD
This is all routine for him now XD
nice baby name..huh...
...You, pregnant.... xDDDDDDDD
WTF is that!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA the kappa suddenly appeared and only saying two words HAHAHAHAHAHA cute somehow its so creepy