I got my grandpa to start genshin the other day and i was showing him a few characters in the character archive and i was like "This is XingQiu. He is a really good hydro character." And his response was, "He?"
@@dangaming2556 -Add a blue haired boy character named Xingqiu who uses a sword and has the Water Element -There's a male character named Venti (He is in fact a boy but looks like a girl) and he is a Wind God, and he has a different outfit he wears specifically because of having his god form, so they said they would've added that instead of using Venti's normal outfit. -And there's two characters named Lynette (she's a girl) and Freminette (he's a guy) and they're (most likely) saying that they would've added the form of Lynette after Freminette said that Lynette was also a girl (or something like that.)
@@GamingDimiGD that character is the reincarnation of a godess that died many years before (the gods reborns in this game), abviously, a baby is born again, grows and learns, and in that learning process that character lost the ability to manage the nation she ruled years ago. A certain academy that represents an important political entity (it would be like the church of that country), took over the position of that goddess in an attempt to generate an alliance with the military forces of a certain country in the game. Because this new goddess was literally the archon of children and knowledge, she had the ability to acquire knowledge directly from the Irminsul (a tree in Saxon mythology, said to connect heaven and earth). Among that knowledge she found the past of the gods, the crimes they committed, and historical data that could harm all the archons, including herself before she died, and compromise, among many other people, the very goddess of the country where the treaty was being made (very long lore that I do not intend to explain). What the academy decided to do was simple: silence her. But killing a God is a punishable divine sin and it was what caused, 500 years ago, the genocide that obliterated the entire ancient civilization of the continent, which encompassed the entire continent itself. What they did then was erase information regarding Nahida, handled by the Irminsul itself, so that everyone would forget about Nahida (the goddess), and they locked her in a dome in the heart of the academy, where the consciousness of the goddess herself manifests but she herself cannot free herself, as if she were trapped in a dream, unable to escape. She remained like that for almost 500 years. I ask you, who may be more reasonable than the average player of this game, the following: If I am, I don't know, 20 years old, and they lock me in a capsule where my body doesn't rot, because time itself doesn't run, something like what we imagine happened to Walt Disney today (you know, that theory that says he's frozen and that one day they'll unfreeze him so he can keep living), if they then free me, 150 years later, how old am I? The answer is 20. My mental and physical age is still 20, but now a new perception of age appears that is literal, and it takes into account all those years that I was asleep. It is said that Nahida is around 500 years old because around 500 years have passed since she was born, yes, but practically she is still a little girl. Personally, I see on the internet that many Genshin players use this as an excuse to be able to desecrate these child characters and pervert them on the internet, justifying themselves by saying that they are actually 500-year-old adults. We could conclude that they are bad at Math or they are simply horrible people.
If we want to be technically correct, Venti is actually not a boy or a girl, they just mimic the identity of a fallen friend, as they’re actually an evolved wind spirit.
Based on their standing position you can tell their gender. Can't describe it well but if you look at a few of them it becomes obvious (they have to be in default standing position, not jumping or anything it doesn't work)
Damn, I've played Genshin until Sumeru some years ago and thought this would be extremely easy as I don't remember characters' genders being hard to distinguish... But man, Fontaine do be acting up.
Not really, like before I started even playing genshin my friend also did this to me, I got everything right. I mean in my eyes at least, Freminet does not look like a girl, i mean contrast to the female designs in that game. Far from it, honestly every "femboy" in the game, has little to nothing Key characteristics that Genshin paints their women. Most of the "femboys" are just slim and young dudes who basically skipped puberty.
@@bookswithike3256 Ooooops, I got my characters' names wrong. Meant Lyney's; he's the one with the female outifit. Freminet's isn't, that's true. I'll edit my comment, like I said, have not played Fontaine.
@blackicynoob6119 doubt that since I've already made my friends guess the ages for every character and more than half of it were wrong. It won't really be easy for someone who doesn't play the game.
my answers and reasoning: 🟩1: guy (top hat and overall look) 🟩2: girl (longer hair and just looks like a really young girl to me) 🟩3: guy (facial expression and knowledge of how these types of games usually dont make women's chests look like that (i havent played these types of games, i just get ads for them sometimes)) 🟥4: got spoilers because i did not pause fast enough (would have guessed girl tho) 🟩5: guy (idk they just look like a guy and the previous child was a girl (on closer inspection they might not be a child)) 🟥6: girl (they are wearing a dress) 🟩7: guy (every thing about them) 🟥8: girl (that face + hair combo just says girl and idk why) 🟩9: guy (he has chest mucles where his shirt ends, his face looks like a guys, and his pose for whatever reason) 🟥10: girl (hairdo, facial expression, and very light skin tone (not sure why but in this case it makes them look more like a girl))
I remember playing the game for the first time and saying to my friend: "This Venti girl is cute, I want her!!" And then we had a laugh for 15 minutes after she explained that he's just a very handsome boi.
ARE YOU fucking KIDDING ME the recommended videos i get at the end are about Cookie Run and Touhou. Those two and Genshin are my top three favorite franchises so that was WILD to stumble upon
Back then, a lot of clowns keep calling Genshin players "maidenless". (Especially MGRR fangays) Yet here we see WOMEN being the Genshin Experts, and a lot more girls playing Genshin than men do. So looking back at all the insults, it's so funny how much they projected themselves without any proper understanding, lol.
The issue with this is that all of the short guys look gender fluid, but every girl is OBVIOUSLY A GIRL with the sole exception of Iansan I guess you could maybe make an arguement that Furina kinda looks like a femboy, you could mistake Neuvillette for a girl in some lights, but like…you’re not catching anyone out with Beidou
Becase majority of the girl characters actually look like girls, so I think it'd be pretty easy for para to guess. I'd say that Typho made a pretty good list.(I also actually thought Iansan was a guy)
Getting confused for french femboys makes sense
French femboys is just French boys
Is he gay or European? Maybe both.
@@worminaround of course not
LMAO LYNEY???
@@worminaround hes both hes gay and french
I’m surprised she didn’t get you to guess XingQiu. That one is particularly trippy
I got my grandpa to start genshin the other day and i was showing him a few characters in the character archive and i was like "This is XingQiu. He is a really good hydro character." And his response was, "He?"
or tighnari
Maybe they already did a question about him
She did say she will change the character depending on how he does. So maybe she went a little easy on para.
@@Luvilliyou got your grandpa to play? That's awesome 😂 and so wholesome too! I assume you're gonna be playing together?
3 things I'd have done: add xinqiu, used Venti's wind god attire and lynette after freminette and said she was also from fontaine
ive never played genshin what the hell does that mean
@@dangaming2556
-Add a blue haired boy character named Xingqiu who uses a sword and has the Water Element
-There's a male character named Venti (He is in fact a boy but looks like a girl) and he is a Wind God, and he has a different outfit he wears specifically because of having his god form, so they said they would've added that instead of using Venti's normal outfit.
-And there's two characters named Lynette (she's a girl) and Freminette (he's a guy) and they're (most likely) saying that they would've added the form of Lynette after Freminette said that Lynette was also a girl (or something like that.)
would’ve spiced things up for shor
I immediately wheezed when I saw that thumbnail 😭
Venti, Best Girl 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Was expecting Xingqiu to be on this list as one of the more famous ones
Xingqiu is a guaranteed -1 life
He knew venti and like you said xingqiu is one of the famous ones so, he probably already knew about him
2:53 he said a god possessed a girl had me going nuts
"If you're getting traumatized, the video ends." -Alien Stage
Absolutely.
HELP NOO
yessssssss i want that
Sorry not sorry, but we have to make Parashock noticed this masterpiece guys 🙏
crying after r7
Ya this isn't too difficult, what would be more difficult is trying to guess if they have normal age or is 500+ years old
I heard my classmates talking about a kid that is like 500+ years old
That would be Nahida :P
@@GamingDimiGD well technically she's not 500 years old, genshin players are not too good on maths
@ idk i dont play genshin i only know that my friend who plays it is bad at math
@@GamingDimiGD that character is the reincarnation of a godess that died many years before (the gods reborns in this game), abviously, a baby is born again, grows and learns, and in that learning process that character lost the ability to manage the nation she ruled years ago. A certain academy that represents an important political entity (it would be like the church of that country), took over the position of that goddess in an attempt to generate an alliance with the military forces of a certain country in the game. Because this new goddess was literally the archon of children and knowledge, she had the ability to acquire knowledge directly from the Irminsul (a tree in Saxon mythology, said to connect heaven and earth). Among that knowledge she found the past of the gods, the crimes they committed, and historical data that could harm all the archons, including herself before she died, and compromise, among many other people, the very goddess of the country where the treaty was being made (very long lore that I do not intend to explain). What the academy decided to do was simple: silence her. But killing a God is a punishable divine sin and it was what caused, 500 years ago, the genocide that obliterated the entire ancient civilization of the continent, which encompassed the entire continent itself. What they did then was erase information regarding Nahida, handled by the Irminsul itself, so that everyone would forget about Nahida (the goddess), and they locked her in a dome in the heart of the academy, where the consciousness of the goddess herself manifests but she herself cannot free herself, as if she were trapped in a dream, unable to escape. She remained like that for almost 500 years.
I ask you, who may be more reasonable than the average player of this game, the following: If I am, I don't know, 20 years old, and they lock me in a capsule where my body doesn't rot, because time itself doesn't run, something like what we imagine happened to Walt Disney today (you know, that theory that says he's frozen and that one day they'll unfreeze him so he can keep living), if they then free me, 150 years later, how old am I?
The answer is 20. My mental and physical age is still 20, but now a new perception of age appears that is literal, and it takes into account all those years that I was asleep.
It is said that Nahida is around 500 years old because around 500 years have passed since she was born, yes, but practically she is still a little girl.
Personally, I see on the internet that many Genshin players use this as an excuse to be able to desecrate these child characters and pervert them on the internet, justifying themselves by saying that they are actually 500-year-old adults. We could conclude that they are bad at Math or they are simply horrible people.
should've give him Xinqiu with his lantern rite suit next to furina
LOL
3:56 "Kaveh is in fact a boy". That's literally Kazuha
eh. close enough.
Cry about it, Kazuha main
They always do Kazuha dirty 😢
@@HashiNuke I don't even have it😭
@@HashiNuke what are you being rude for, kiddo ? Go back to your momma and give her her iPad back.
Should've sent furina to switch it up
Furina does look like a girl though, at least her face does lol
@@Syiepherze Tbf so does venti
No one gets past the French Femboys.
i mean... when there mother.. father..... adoptive parent is well.. yea it makes sense.
Ranpo
@ hi
If we want to be technically correct, Venti is actually not a boy or a girl, they just mimic the identity of a fallen friend, as they’re actually an evolved wind spirit.
The fallen friend is a guy so I still consider Venti a dude
I guess you could consider Venti to be a boy but Barbatos to be genderless
Tbf he goes by he in mondstadt
The title says gender, not sex. So your comment is technically incorrect.
Technically, your comment is incorrect. The title says gender, not sex. Dont confuse them together.
I was expecting him to call Lynnette a boy just to complete the sibling hat trick
The base image of venti haunts me for some reason, so seeing him in the thumbnail freaked me out.
The video should have ended at 1:38 without the lives.
What does this mean?
@@RandomNoobbbbbthats the first time he gets it wrong
Fr
i agree, wouldve been actually funny
Those 240p pictures are really something
"Lets all be men and not tell Iansan (and Parashock)"
was so sure he would fail on Venti LMAO
I would’ve laughed if he failed at Lynette.
Based on their standing position you can tell their gender. Can't describe it well but if you look at a few of them it becomes obvious (they have to be in default standing position, not jumping or anything it doesn't work)
Or just short hair and long hair, other than some obvious exceptions but they use the big man model for those exceptions
shoulda put Arlecchino's first appearance from A Winter Night's Lazzo
Fr
If you guess the age wrong, the video ends
- Genshin Impact
Round it or maybe age group like kid, teen, adult, elderly, very old idk..?
Maybe something like this:
1. Venti: 2000-3000(correct), 1000-2000, 10-15 or 15-20
2. Yae: 30-40, 100-200, 500-600 (correct) or 1000-2000
3. Faruzan: 20-30, 40-50, 100-200 (correct) or 50-100
etc
if you die, the video ends
half life
If you hit an obstacle or fall down a pit the video ends.
Cookie Run: Ovenbreak
"If you get uncomfortable,the video ends"
-Zajcu37 Achrive
Damn, I've played Genshin until Sumeru some years ago and thought this would be extremely easy as I don't remember characters' genders being hard to distinguish... But man, Fontaine do be acting up.
Not really, like before I started even playing genshin my friend also did this to me, I got everything right. I mean in my eyes at least, Freminet does not look like a girl, i mean contrast to the female designs in that game. Far from it, honestly every "femboy" in the game, has little to nothing Key characteristics that Genshin paints their women. Most of the "femboys" are just slim and young dudes who basically skipped puberty.
@@worminaround Clothing is a real good hint when judging character, and there ain't NO WAY you can say Lyney's clothes aren't female.
@@Bruno.GCF05 They aren't.
@@Bruno.GCF05 they arent
@@bookswithike3256 Ooooops, I got my characters' names wrong. Meant Lyney's; he's the one with the female outifit. Freminet's isn't, that's true. I'll edit my comment, like I said, have not played Fontaine.
If you guess the gender wrong, the video ends - Fate Grand/Order
Oh nah 💀
@naf2998 hell yes:)
answer: "all of the above"
Astolfo isn't the only one?
@@silly_emoji_user not anymore lol
Can’t wait for Typho’s Sumeru guessing video to come out
“If you laugh, the video ends.”
-Todd Howard Song - It Just Works
It's a catchy song and a slightly funny parody of Bethesda but I hardly think it'd make someone laugh.
“If you find a positive comment, the video ends”
- Geometry Dash: Square Adventure (Comment Section)
THAT'S FOUL
If you guess the age wrong the video ends.
Blue Archive
They're in school uniforms...
@blackicynoob6119 and?
@@nekokoishi too easy to guess
@blackicynoob6119 doubt that since I've already made my friends guess the ages for every character and more than half of it were wrong.
It won't really be easy for someone who doesn't play the game.
@blackicynoob6119nope... No it wasn't
Fontaine is based on old France, which had quite peculiar clothing trends.
I mean the aristocrats alone looked incredibly weird.
I'm gonna be honest, my main method for determining the gender is just looking at the chest. It's biology 101
Me when flat female character:
Furina and Hu Tao standing in the corner
no way you forgot flat chested females exist 💀
@soran_skies yeah i guess i did 💀 at that point i go by tone of voice
@@builder1013pop quiz: who sang the king dice theme?
If you guess the age wrong, the video ends
- fate/ Grand Order
Not me just waiting for arlecchino
Without the 3 lives, this video would be 1 minute and 38 seconds long
“If you guess the logo colors incorrect, the video ends”
Any logo
if you die, the video extends by one minute (starting time: 5 minutes)
- item asylum, Roblox
item asylum?! now that's pog
the challenge will be hard af lmao
What have you done, now he'll be stuck recording for eternity!
my eyes have been opened to the idea of kaveh being a woman but still looking the exact same.. oh im so inlove with women
Bonus question: The quizmaster.
Imagine he thinks atlecchino is a boy 😂
3:16 he’s cute
If you feel disturbed the video ends
- The convienience store game
Love the fact that a lot of my favorite characters were in this
Honestly surprised Father wasn’t on the list
Its fine Freminet tripped me up too.
"if you spell the letter "B", the video ends"
- Roblox: Block Tales
if you see a coin, the video ends
-Geometry Dash [Main levels]
If you hear Matt Bellamy screaming, the video ends
-any Muse song
If you get a googol antimatter the video ends
-Antimatter dimensions
Bro what are the odds that this uploaded the day after I started playing.
It's not too late to stop
Absolutely too late to stop
duality of man in the comments, btw at least don't get addicted bro
@@ste---ny4lh I’ll try 😭
you can't escape the rabbit hole you've entered, boi
GIVE HIM TIGHNARIIII
my answers and reasoning:
🟩1: guy (top hat and overall look)
🟩2: girl (longer hair and just looks like a really young girl to me)
🟩3: guy (facial expression and knowledge of how these types of games usually dont make women's chests look like that (i havent played these types of games, i just get ads for them sometimes))
🟥4: got spoilers because i did not pause fast enough (would have guessed girl tho)
🟩5: guy (idk they just look like a guy and the previous child was a girl (on closer inspection they might not be a child))
🟥6: girl (they are wearing a dress)
🟩7: guy (every thing about them)
🟥8: girl (that face + hair combo just says girl and idk why)
🟩9: guy (he has chest mucles where his shirt ends, his face looks like a guys, and his pose for whatever reason)
🟥10: girl (hairdo, facial expression, and very light skin tone (not sure why but in this case it makes them look more like a girl))
I got 4 of them wrong, two of which were the ones you already knew the gender of beforehand
I remember playing the game for the first time and saying to my friend: "This Venti girl is cute, I want her!!" And then we had a laugh for 15 minutes after she explained that he's just a very handsome boi.
"If you guess the age of a character wrong, the video ends" -
Genshin Impact
2:51
Pretty sure this is Nier lore, but I'm incorporating it into my headcanon anyway.
It feels weird to see parashock win . lmao
ARE YOU fucking KIDDING ME the recommended videos i get at the end are about Cookie Run and Touhou. Those two and Genshin are my top three favorite franchises so that was WILD to stumble upon
Thanks whatever higher being there is to let his man keep the the lolololololol outro even after that long
If you don't ace a level, the video ends.
Game: Zuma's Revenge
HELL YEAH
I got confused with Xingqui at first lmao.
Venti Is in a particular spot origianally he was a Spirit and his form looks like his dead friend
If you guess the gender wrong, the video ends
Undertale
One of my friends asked:
“who was that black girl with blue hair “
“…. who? OH you mean Kaveh ? That’s a guy”
“What the h-“
It is so obvious that most of those were guys. The one girl is the only one that I got wrong.
Xingjia for me I streaight up thought was a girl until they said he and I was just blown away.
wow, first time I've seen perashockx since 2020
Fremboy my beloved
If you get chased by a cake dog the video ends.
Cookie Run: Kingdom
starting of with Lyney is meeeaaan (I mean not as mean as Venti or Xingqiu imo, but still ...)
You can kinda tell from the body shapes for most them, like I got 1 wrong and I don't even know anything about Genshin
GENSHIN AND PARA? HECK YEAH
I love how he says “girl” as “goil”
Hate it made me unsubscribe
@ You heard that too right?
Should have used Isak in cosplay haha
Oh with a partner now? Interesting switch up para
Could’ve shown arlechinno and advertised her as “father”
Should've put Arlecchinno and Xingqiu as well
If you give up, the video ends
-Awaria (hard mode)
If you have to censor something, the video ends
-Meepcity on Roblox
Neuvillette arrest lyney and freminet for screwing this guy over
2:42 IS THAT THE RED MIST?!?!?!?
now do this but with honkai star rail characters
Venti is male cruz the walking animation, mod his skin to a female skin looks very weird when he’s walking
Should of pulled out Albedo that always gets em
Back then, a lot of clowns keep calling Genshin players "maidenless". (Especially MGRR fangays) Yet here we see WOMEN being the Genshin Experts, and a lot more girls playing Genshin than men do. So looking back at all the insults, it's so funny how much they projected themselves without any proper understanding, lol.
Every character I have misgendered in Genshin Impact (that I can currently recall):
Xiao, Xingqiu, Baizhu, and apparently Iansan.
he actually did it...
Now he needs to do Cookie Run 💀
i remember pulling eclair when he released and got absolutely flabbergasted at bros voice
Oh nah that’s perfect 😭😭
The issue with this is that all of the short guys look gender fluid, but every girl is OBVIOUSLY A GIRL with the sole exception of Iansan
I guess you could maybe make an arguement that Furina kinda looks like a femboy, you could mistake Neuvillette for a girl in some lights, but like…you’re not catching anyone out with Beidou
Not using Furina was criminal
Resolution? We don't need no resolution in these images! /j
I'm surprised there's no XinqQiu. First time i saw him I thought he was a girl not only for his looks but his voice.
all men?? not a single girl 😢
Iansan???
Becase majority of the girl characters actually look like girls, so I think it'd be pretty easy for para to guess. I'd say that Typho made a pretty good list.(I also actually thought Iansan was a guy)
@ LMAOOO REAL, ME TOO AT FIRST!!
@@randyrandom3358 i forgor
Good. Give me the men.
I don't know all, and thet resolution just kills all hints
I was expecting Arlecchino
If she would have put Ms hina he would have lost for sure
Who tf is Ms hina
Who?
@@McNari-vx6
The genderbent Gorou character from Inazuma
..y'all don't know miss hina?...
@ I’ve only JUST gotten to wherever it was that zhongli is man I don’t know these things
I expected Xingqiu to be on the list 😂
he won one? im so happy for him! :D
omg i've seen you a bunch of times before
Wasnt bro at 2M subs last year 😭🙏