#142

This week Moshe and Natasha are joined by Chelsea Peretti and Quinta Brunson! They discuss FaceTiming as social interaction, middle school stories, Quinta’s new show Abbott Elementary, and if they want their kids to cry when they die. They give advice to one caller trying to keep things romantic during an extended engagement and another in a flirtation with a coworker.
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[@noahdyedotcom]

Chelsea Peretti is your best guest of all time.

[@ed6537]

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ginnietrinh7475]

Agree I returned just for her HAHA

[@noahdyedotcom]

@@ginnietrinh7475 Show gets too serious sometimes and she always keeps it funny

[@activistmalpractice]

Am I the only one who finds the fake Zoom freeze face to be hilarious every time?

[@brentmphoto]

Chelsea Peretti is the GOAT; every word of hers cracks me up. Quinta was great, too. Awesome guests this week! (and even more Chelsea pls!)

[@accesspanels]

Just all the Chelsea screen time you can manufacture pls…jeeeeezus lols me

[@OriginalSketch6494]

Man, I was so pumped to see that Quinta had her own show because I remember coming across her back when she worked for Buzzfeed! Abbott Elementary is such a funny and heartwarming show, everyone needs to check it out

[@Joceroonie]

The way I fell out when Quinta said, "take her to Bootsy Collins' house"

[@ZoeMcD4]

Chelsea exiting the zoom was perfection. 👏🏼🤣💪🏼

[@Joceroonie]

I love how every time a guest makes a joke, Moshe, Natasha and whoever the guest(s) is/are fully ignore it

[@solsallee6638]

nice try amateur, lol

[@legervese1162]

I'm really liking Abbott Elementary

[@nickthomas6475]

Chelsea is halarious lol.

[@acuteangyll]

def sending my next crush a 2girls1cup link and asking if they remember. also abbott elementary is hilarious i cant wait for more episodes

[@JesusHComedy]

Funniest part of the whole ep. Chelsea’s the goat 😆

[@narcolisa]

I still send cake farts to people on their birthdays

[@tracywestrick6820]

Thank you Moshe and Natasha for this podcast and all of the zooms. Honestly the only thing I’ll miss about COVID is NYE zoom with you all!!! 😹 I get so many much needed laughs in a time where I have not been around anyone in months. Look forward to the podcasts weekly very much! Love you both so much! ❤️❤️

[@ahoytherekaty]

Chelsea’s sardonic “girl sending hockey memes” just killed me.

[@ratatouillefightclub]

This ep was kind of a hot mess but I love it lmao

[@Skippertharipper]

Loved Quinta!

[@Skippertharipper]

Never heard of Tgese comics!! . I have never heard about Quinta. I hope I hear more of her. She was the best in this episode. Loved everything she said!

[@gonzo98]

I love you guys. Y’all have been a saving grace during the pandemic!

[@jamojayj]

OMG. I too am a Bay Area public school person. I went to school in Richmond and El Cerrito.

[@maggiebalistreri7301]

I thought the y’all on the calls was hilarious but the secrets were next level!! Even just looking at each persons expression while the secrets played made me pause bc I was laughing so hard. Great guests and episode! :)

[@ckyleu]

Chelsea "Queen of Salads" Peretti

[@sweetpotatogreens7491]

you all have the best guests

[@Qualia.]

Quinta is such a cutey! 😍

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

I would fall in love with Chelsea. Her advice is spot on . . .I just haven't been messaged by a guy that's funny so they probably wouldn't understand that it's a joke. They probably think most women are obsessed with them instead of thinking women are being funny. Most guys react to a woman asking by thinking "A woman who likes me? . . Gross. I only date women who are disgusted by me."

[@ElleGrace2010]

is everything ok

[@cjayrondey6328]

I’ve listened to her episodes at least 5 times each

[@hoobabaschnitzel7903]

yep

[@phenomenalwoman6111]

Please have them back on again soon.

[@jdogsful]

who didnt see Chelseas untimely exit coming? you could see she had it planned from the moment she made the joke.

[@samanthawoods3886]

I was waiting for anyone to make a reference to "Nope" as an answer/movie name drop but I guess it was too soon.

[@CCCTTT3737]

Chipper Chelsea lmao

[@Slaveternal]

Why don’t people know even the geography of the US? You can throw a rock to Kentucky from Cincinnati. It’s not the upper midwest.

[@janetta98]

Jr high was super ROUGH.

[@sethalexanderr]

Hey parents

[@davidadams2395]

Moshe can be _Spenser: For Hire._ Eh, I tried.

[@misterchrissy]

"this girl sent me cake farts on slack..."

[@cyndi7757]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@tarmon768]

mommy

[@margaretschneider6962]

lol this bellybutton secret does not offend me that much. Girl does need to bath but its not a crime against humanity.

[@conormcnagger4703]

Chelsea is the epitome of a female comedian, she’s the funniest person in her own mind.

[@Janieandtheboys17]

Chelsea can be really funny, I won’t disagree…
But am I the only one who finds some of her bits relentlessly irritating?!

[@bthompson1108]

Tash, it’s distracting when you’re constantly checking yourself out and pouting your lips. Just chill - you look fine.

[@ElleGrace2010]

You’re distracting. Who cares

[@fais551]

Instead of telling a grown woman how to behave and expecting them to follow, maybe just stick to the audio version.

[@bthompson1108]

@@fais551 instead of advising a random TH-cam user what to say to a grown woman, maybe you should just stick to the audio version as well.

[@backupinit]

@@fais551 white knight