@@DH-xw6jpSince most people call our beers "Piss Water" due to tasting horrible, I looked it up and food site Spoon University ranked _Natural Light_ to be the worst... (Natural Ice's light beer) [ramble alert] *_However,_* if we take Water literally... well, I couldn't find a "Ranking". *BUT* TIME Business" has an article about former Anheuser-Busch employees spilling the beans that they've actually been adding water to their beers just before bottling (resulting in their ABV % undoubtedly being incorrect), which prompted lawsuits! *_*le gasp*_* And while A-B does make _Bud Light,_ they ALSO make..... *_Natural Light!_* Therefore, given it already won "Worst Tasting", I feel like it deserves the crown for "Most Watered Down", as well. 😁 [end ramble] 🍻
Here in the UK speed bumps are designed to destroy your car. I've seen ones fitted to 30mph roads that if you go over them at 10mph you can expect either burst tyres or busted suspension. Or sections of road that are designed to seperate general public from busses. However, the section for the public causes no ends of crashes due to poor design. Including smashing a police car. There was camera footage from someones home with was right outside and recorded the never ending crashes. I'd post the TH-cam channel if I can find it.
lol yeah. this is why i love gray's gta boards that he plays. Alex is such a good modder. remeber last time how hndltn got desroyed in $1 vs $10 vs $100 vs $1000
Sadly that "mini" was made by BMW, so German. As an English car enthusiast, we don't have much left in the way of British cars, they sold them all off.
@@chriss.e.9654 The one in this video has all the modern styling, clearly a German Mini. So this video only had one English car and it easily beat everything else.
Would be nice to see some TVRs in something other than Gran Turismo. Too bad they were sold off to Russians. Jaguars are overplayed, especially after their acquisition by Ford. I can't remember who owns Lotus anymore. Could be Ford, since they use Ford engines, but I could be wrong. They're sold as Vauxhalls, too, but whatever. I'm trying but I can't think of a single manufacturer of British cars which remains in Britain hands today. That sucks. What's going on over there?
Well you've got a catch 22 here. Not many cars that are British are strictly British exclusive anymore, but also not a lot of strictly British cars have made it into GTA 5. I can think of Jaguar, Rolls Royce, Land Rover, and Aston Martin to name some; however, I don't know which have been acquired by foreign companies at this point. Also the original Mini brand was created in Britain and then later purchased by BMW. 1969 was when the kind of shared ancestor of the modern Mini was founded. I think 1959 was when the original concept was marketed between two brands of "Mini"'s. But my point is that Mini was born in Britain, raised in Germany, and lives across the world. Meanwhile the Cybertruck is still a terrible concept.
Gray mentions the things parents would always talk about. Going to school uphill both ways. I bet Alex could find a way to torture him with something like that.
Musk is American, as is his Tesla company. He became an American citizen in 2002. Tesla was founded in America in 2003. Elon also has South African and Canadian citizenships but Tesla is an American company, making the Cybertruck American.
@@namikstudios Accurate, but equally accurate is the fact that Musk had nothing to do with the founding of Tesla... or any other company he has ever been involved with. The Cybertruck, on the other hand, is entirely his creation and he told the engineers to make it work. No surprise that they couldn't, even being engineers.
"Is Speedbumps truely the nature of England" *looks outside and sees a car going over the speedbump infront of my house so fast it catches air for a second... YES! YES IT IS!
I recently had a gray gta v moment in real life on the autobahn. So i drove back from my grandparents and suddenly everyone hit the breaked... so if the didnt have break assistant i would have pancaked on the bmw in front of me at 100kmh (about 70mph)... later i read the news and there were 6 consecutive car crashes with 13 cars involved. Luckily no one was seriously hurt. So you arent the only one crashing on the autobahn, gray. 😂
Those speedbumps for the UK seem tame. Also, that flag is not just England, it is the UK flag... Although the Welsh flag is the best of the UK flags since we have a dragon on it
The Union Jack isn't actually England's flag. The English flag is the red cross of St George (a red cross on a white background). The Union Jack is indeed the UK's flag but not England's.
When I think of an American car, the very first thing that pops into my head is a 1969 Chevy Impala with a blown big block making 700 horse power. Horrible suspension, huge, loud, and can do a single leg burnout for five city blocks.
Day 23: What if you have the world of GTA where every single people is GrayStillPlay's character and those characters attack Gray and chaos happens each time lol
Hey Alex, you should make a board that uses cargo planes spaced apart further and further apart where Gray has to jump them and land inside the next one. Each one should have speed bumps that get bigger as he progresses to the next plane. At the end, it should switch to tanker ships with tanks firing at him and more speed bumps. Also windmills throughout, but only one car out of many can make it.
@Alex would be epic if Alex trolled Gray by putting an invisible wall or teleporter at the end right in front of the finish, then Gray gets put into a second challenge that is brutally harder than the first challenge.
Mercedes. My mom had one like the one on the MIB 2 movie (minus the red button). I agree on the seats. That thing wanted to get up and be gone. I got to drive it once when she got whiplash from a coaster at Six Flags. Funny thing, I had the "we drive around in a Ford POS" from MIB 1.... except mine was white with blue interior and no red button. Like, J.... shut it. That thing was a TANK.... and damn cheap except for the California smog check times.
8:15-8:26 Watching Gray's car flipping like that reminds me a lot of the final chase scene from the Blues Brothers where they're getting chased by the Illinois Nazis and they back their car up and go flying in the air and they fly past them.
13:50 "Pibwasser." Wow... that moment when you realize Gray doesn't know ß (called an "Eszett") is pronounced like a sharp s sound. That means "Pißwasser" is pronounced "Pisswasser," as in "piss-water," which is the point of the joke.
English Speed Bumps: Pretty Accurate. If it's not the screaming people that'll get ya, it's the speed bumps. Only difference of traffic between here and there, is that you're not being shot at all the time.
As a brit I will say the speed bumps aren't british enough, they need people parked at either side of them and massive potholes everywhere, give the real uk experience 👍
As someone with narcolepsy the sleepy bit is probably the best representation of narcolepsy I’ve seen in a while, imagine your entire body all of the sudden weighing 30 times more and your vision is going out like that whether you like it or not, you have a warning but very limited time to let people know before you just crash
In RotD (Shortcut = Road of the Dead) you have to get helicopters to run into signs on the highway, just like the way he has to get the van to run into that wall. :)
Day nine asking for them to make a board where all of Zach’s edits (like sound effects, camera shakes, zoom ins and stuff) are programmed to randomly play as he’s trying to complete it
*Day 26 of asking... Challenge for Gray: Try and complete a challenge with no checkpoints that take 2 hours to complete. The twist is that the board disappears after you touch it, and in order to reset it, you need to restart the board (before anyone complains... Yes, there will be parts of the board where Gray can have a break, and yes, there will be a teleporter at the end, where Gray has 2 chances to get the correct road path correct (Which won't despawn) if he fails at getting the correct path correct then he just need to restart the map. AND... yes, it is possible, and what I mean by two hours is that no matter what difficult board he plays, would probably take 2 hours, but Alex just edits out most of it, so it's suitable for a short yet entertaining clip)
Okay, but Gray complaining about the seats in Mercedes SUV's is one of my favorite things. I always love the little anecdotes and personal stories he tells, I remember when he used to play slower games and tell more of them (like with House Flipper or The Long Dark or My Summer Car). I'm glad they make a reappearance every now and then, even though he's moved to faster, more action-packed games.
As a brit, I can safely say that screaming people are very normal over here. The speed bumps are murderous too.
They are indeed, even the inverted speedbumps are nightmare fuel. .
I also am British and commonly see the killer speedbumps
I too, can confirm that our speedbumps scream in agony when we drive over them
I have been to England and was murdered by a screaming speed bump.
They blow your car in half
6:29 WOW, the Slavic were right. Cardboard and duct tape actually work.
in soviet russia, lada drive you.
they always has been
Especially when you take into consideration that it performed better than a monster truck.
As a Brit, I can confirm the English speed bumps are 100% accurate
I agree 100%. Those just stop oil people are extremely damaging to a vehicle when they get ran over
who knew running over sleeping policemen could be so much fun 🤠
As a Brit that actually has a full license I can confirm that the speed bumps are inaccurate.
As a german I can confirm this is exactly how german Roadways are. Everyone falls asleep at 300 km/h and somehow we end up not chrashing.
u 😊
Kerosane💀
That's so true
Different parts of his sanity? Gray had none to begin with. But at least he's experiencing the GTA V car challenge form of the UN.
No half of his sanity is taken away when when he does gta meaning that he will always have a small amount of sanity
"Pibwasser, no!!"
*Angry German:" ITS PISSVASSER
Pißwasser literally translates to Piss Water
@@se-os6xthuh, we pronounce it Bud Lite in America.
@@DH-xw6jpSince most people call our beers "Piss Water" due to tasting horrible, I looked it up and food site Spoon University ranked _Natural Light_ to be the worst... (Natural Ice's light beer)
[ramble alert]
*_However,_* if we take Water literally... well, I couldn't find a "Ranking". *BUT* TIME Business" has an article about former Anheuser-Busch employees spilling the beans that they've actually been adding water to their beers just before bottling (resulting in their ABV % undoubtedly being incorrect), which prompted lawsuits! *_*le gasp*_*
And while A-B does make _Bud Light,_ they ALSO make..... *_Natural Light!_*
Therefore, given it already won "Worst Tasting", I feel like it deserves the crown for "Most Watered Down", as well. 😁
[end ramble]
🍻
@@DH-xw6jp budlite is a different brand
@@se-os6xt yes, I was referring to the translation being "piss water".
Bud lite is called horse piss by many.
The flip at 8:20 might be one of the most satisfying things I've seen in these challenges
Sleepy Autobahn with pedestrians is my new favorite thing.
Here in the UK speed bumps are designed to destroy your car. I've seen ones fitted to 30mph roads that if you go over them at 10mph you can expect either burst tyres or busted suspension. Or sections of road that are designed to seperate general public from busses. However, the section for the public causes no ends of crashes due to poor design. Including smashing a police car. There was camera footage from someones home with was right outside and recorded the never ending crashes. I'd post the TH-cam channel if I can find it.
10:47 I looked away and heard this and said “you can use that phrasing in MANY occasions”😂
Bro called us dirty minded in 192892 ways
How funny would it be to see Gray have to do challenges but instead of vehicles he has to ride animals?
He's done it
meatybits
Very funny
As a person who lives in England, I can confirm that our speed bumps are this tall and give you whiplash
They're also starting to take on human form in the just stop oil people
Gray Drives us Crazy, Amg Mercedes, Speeding down the Highway, looking at the street lights geekin on a Saturday
Alex always finds a way to make the most chaotic boards 😂
lol yeah. this is why i love gray's gta boards that he plays. Alex is such a good modder. remeber last time how hndltn got desroyed in $1 vs $10 vs $100 vs $1000
Are you sure this is an Alex board?
@@ShakingMyHead2024 yeah cause Alex and Danny (sometimes Danny too) make the boards
Sadly that "mini" was made by BMW, so German. As an English car enthusiast, we don't have much left in the way of British cars, they sold them all off.
It was British till 2000.
@@chriss.e.9654 The one in this video has all the modern styling, clearly a German Mini. So this video only had one English car and it easily beat everything else.
Would be nice to see some TVRs in something other than Gran Turismo. Too bad they were sold off to Russians. Jaguars are overplayed, especially after their acquisition by Ford. I can't remember who owns Lotus anymore. Could be Ford, since they use Ford engines, but I could be wrong. They're sold as Vauxhalls, too, but whatever. I'm trying but I can't think of a single manufacturer of British cars which remains in Britain hands today. That sucks. What's going on over there?
Well you've got a catch 22 here. Not many cars that are British are strictly British exclusive anymore, but also not a lot of strictly British cars have made it into GTA 5. I can think of Jaguar, Rolls Royce, Land Rover, and Aston Martin to name some; however, I don't know which have been acquired by foreign companies at this point.
Also the original Mini brand was created in Britain and then later purchased by BMW. 1969 was when the kind of shared ancestor of the modern Mini was founded. I think 1959 was when the original concept was marketed between two brands of "Mini"'s. But my point is that Mini was born in Britain, raised in Germany, and lives across the world. Meanwhile the Cybertruck is still a terrible concept.
Can you confirm the accuracy of the speed bumps though?
18:06 " .. CRIminaL! .. Is that what we're known for!? High speed Police Chases!! 😆🤣🤣 .. " ~ GrayStillPlays
Gray mentions the things parents would always talk about. Going to school uphill both ways. I bet Alex could find a way to torture him with something like that.
My god, as someone who lives in Worthing, the British Speed Bumps are worse than being trapped and handcuffed in a cage with Boris Johnson.
I agree. Those just stop oil people pretending to be speed bumps really mess up a vehicle
Vader has force choke, alex has force pain.
Yip, here in the U.K. if the Speed bumps don't rip the arse out of your car, the pot holes will. Welcome to Britain.
8:30 it's Russian, of course it'd be good at gymnastics.
As someone who has roots in the soviet union, I'm proud to have a rusted tin can represent us
I was laughing so hard for the “German sleepy autobahn” part 😂
8:22, Task Failed successfully 🤣
Technically, the Cybertruck is a product of South Africa, because that's where the Elongated Muskrat is from.
Also technically the Mini is German, its a modern Mini and they are now owned by BMW for over 20 years.
Musk is American, as is his Tesla company. He became an American citizen in 2002. Tesla was founded in America in 2003. Elon also has South African and Canadian citizenships but Tesla is an American company, making the Cybertruck American.
@@namikstudios Accurate, but equally accurate is the fact that Musk had nothing to do with the founding of Tesla... or any other company he has ever been involved with. The Cybertruck, on the other hand, is entirely his creation and he told the engineers to make it work. No surprise that they couldn't, even being engineers.
190 cars later... There's now ANOTHER SHORTAGE. Thanks Gray... Thanks..
Video 190 of the 100% windmill challenge! I wont ever give up.
All windmills! ALL THE TIME!!!!
This is gonna be awesome. Different country vehicles for a challenge. I'm gonna enjoy laughing at all of Gray's agony and screaming while I laugh.
15:33 Jeez, Gray, did Ozzy Osborne possess you there for a moment?
New dare Gray. I dare you to hit two mountain lions with an RPG while you're on the spinny portion of a windmill
Suggestion: Testing Cars vs Planets 🤣
21:10 Gray spills "strawberry jam" on the corner post of the Paint It On store
the rust bucket car cartwheeling into a depression and then right back out was hilarious. Loved it!
Gray should take satan head on and test his masochism by going through 9 circles of hell.
This needs to be seen
Seems like it would be divinely comedic
This would be divine
its been done. look through his uploads.
"Is Speedbumps truely the nature of England"
*looks outside and sees a car going over the speedbump infront of my house so fast it catches air for a second...
YES! YES IT IS!
"What is this?"
It's a Lada. 😈😈😄😄
Lada ftw!
"WHY IS THERE A PERSON ON THE ROAD?!"
yeah, they (germans) do that sometimes
As someone who lives in england. the speedbumps are accurate, but also A LOT more potholes
I recently had a gray gta v moment in real life on the autobahn. So i drove back from my grandparents and suddenly everyone hit the breaked... so if the didnt have break assistant i would have pancaked on the bmw in front of me at 100kmh (about 70mph)... later i read the news and there were 6 consecutive car crashes with 13 cars involved. Luckily no one was seriously hurt. So you arent the only one crashing on the autobahn, gray. 😂
Those speedbumps for the UK seem tame. Also, that flag is not just England, it is the UK flag... Although the Welsh flag is the best of the UK flags since we have a dragon on it
The Union Jack isn't actually England's flag. The English flag is the red cross of St George (a red cross on a white background). The Union Jack is indeed the UK's flag but not England's.
When I think of an American car, the very first thing that pops into my head is a 1969 Chevy Impala with a blown big block making 700 horse power.
Horrible suspension, huge, loud, and can do a single leg burnout for five city blocks.
As a German, I can confirm that everyone is either sleeping or driving like they drank 10 cups of coffee
Day 23: What if you have the world of GTA where every single people is GrayStillPlay's character and those characters attack Gray and chaos happens each time lol
Hey Alex, you should make a board that uses cargo planes spaced apart further and further apart where Gray has to jump them and land inside the next one. Each one should have speed bumps that get bigger as he progresses to the next plane. At the end, it should switch to tanker ships with tanks firing at him and more speed bumps. Also windmills throughout, but only one car out of many can make it.
The autobahn has guard rails running the length of it so the board creators just making you suffer because they are too lazy to finish the job 😊
@Alex would be epic if Alex trolled Gray by putting an invisible wall or teleporter at the end right in front of the finish, then Gray gets put into a second challenge that is brutally harder than the first challenge.
0:35 that clamshell is grays future coffin
3:24 1 mile to the gallon is being very generous
We need a police-chase WALLRIDE next!
Mercedes. My mom had one like the one on the MIB 2 movie (minus the red button). I agree on the seats. That thing wanted to get up and be gone. I got to drive it once when she got whiplash from a coaster at Six Flags. Funny thing, I had the "we drive around in a Ford POS" from MIB 1.... except mine was white with blue interior and no red button. Like, J.... shut it. That thing was a TANK.... and damn cheap except for the California smog check times.
As a Brit, I can say we have speed bumps akin to tank traps...
I love how he used the McLaren Senna. That's one of my favourite cars
6:29 WOW, the Slavic were right. Cardboard and duct tape actually work
Sleepy Autobahn with pedestrians is my new favorite thing.
Around 11:50 it all starts to go so wrong in such the right way! 😂😂😂
how about a stalking, rotating, 69 windmills and a windmill tornado as well. that should be tough enough for gray.
8:15-8:26 Watching Gray's car flipping like that reminds me a lot of the final chase scene from the Blues Brothers where they're getting chased by the Illinois Nazis and they back their car up and go flying in the air and they fly past them.
Screaming is normal but! Speddbumbs are also violent I crashed before and the car flipped loads😢
never seen a board creator whos so painfully obviously british
As a car nerd I must give props to Alex for actually doing his research about which cars are from which country. 🚘🤓
8:32 Objectives failed successfully 😂😂
13:50 "Pibwasser." Wow... that moment when you realize Gray doesn't know ß (called an "Eszett") is pronounced like a sharp s sound. That means "Pißwasser" is pronounced "Pisswasser," as in "piss-water," which is the point of the joke.
Gray is the best TH-camr i have been watching since i was young
What you need are the Italian cars. I mean seriously, by excluding them there go about 80% of your options to past this.
Traffic on the Autobahn should have been going light speed😂
"If you get sucked down there, you're done for." - Graystillplays 3/2/24
Gray…. I would love for your videos to be wayyy longer! Like 40 mins long or so! Please! N can we do some more chaos style videos?!? Please!
This was so fun. Gotta do more like this
I would love to see a challenge where gray has to do stealth parkour of sorts on foot, just so he can get to his car to finish the board.
The only thing I watched today is Gray
still plays
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t look here
Daddy my ppe😂
English Speed Bumps: Pretty Accurate. If it's not the screaming people that'll get ya, it's the speed bumps.
Only difference of traffic between here and there, is that you're not being shot at all the time.
15:26 I accidentally paused it at the perfect time. Now the car is floating, mid air.
Gray's GTA videos are best watched first 2 and last 2 minutes. In between is just restarts.
As a brit I will say the speed bumps aren't british enough, they need people parked at either side of them and massive potholes everywhere, give the real uk experience 👍
Russian Lada Goals😂
I thought this was gonna be a BeamNG video. But this being a GTA video made it funnier.
I love these videos Gray, there is only one problem... They're too short!
4:30 pufferfish speedbump
Ah yes, my daily dose of GrayStillPlays. Finally!
Heyy lol i luv ur vids u slay graystill
Rusty car was impressive lol
It's a Lada :D
As someone with narcolepsy the sleepy bit is probably the best representation of narcolepsy I’ve seen in a while, imagine your entire body all of the sudden weighing 30 times more and your vision is going out like that whether you like it or not, you have a warning but very limited time to let people know before you just crash
I can't even go to sleep no more without a GSP episode 😌🙏
Episode 54 of saying: Can we be honest: watching Gray break a broken game like Hello Neighbor would be HILARIOUS
More like goat simulator
He needs to play Succulent just so we can get his brand of commentary.
Right enough frickin GTA.. move on already.. but I'm assuming that yt algorithms dictate that he plays stuff like this over n over..
Better yet, he should play some Surgeon Simulator. I'd like to see him try his hand at open-heart surgery in the back of a moving ambulance.
Day 10: I dare Alex to make it only possible for Gray to do reverse drive on loop
20:33 Reminds me of Road of the Dead
In RotD (Shortcut = Road of the Dead) you have to get helicopters to run into signs on the highway, just like the way he has to get the van to run into that wall. :)
Yes British roads are dangerous
There's always a car accident somewhere
And the increasing amount of potholes don't help
Those are some nice cars
Video 11 of asking for a meme car only gta 5 challenge
15:28😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a non-Englishman who hails from the states who's never been to England, i can safely say that's exactly what the crosswalks in England sound like.
9:27
Gray: Why cant I get a mustang or something
England ( Creater of ford ):what about MEEEE
*bird flies over US station*
Gray: How much patriotic can you get?
Me: *KATYUSHA ROCKET FLYING OVERHEAD SOVIET STATION WITH SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
5:12 BLYATT
Attempt 69 of the Speedbump Challenge: BACK TO THE BEGINNING!!!
Day nine asking for them to make a board where all of Zach’s edits (like sound effects, camera shakes, zoom ins and stuff) are programmed to randomly play as he’s trying to complete it
"Test diffrent part from my sanity" -Gray 2024
6:30 casual Gray provin superiority of Russian technology
Totally realistic *taking notes for my trip*
*Day 26 of asking... Challenge for Gray: Try and complete a challenge with no checkpoints that take 2 hours to complete. The twist is that the board disappears after you touch it, and in order to reset it, you need to restart the board (before anyone complains... Yes, there will be parts of the board where Gray can have a break, and yes, there will be a teleporter at the end, where Gray has 2 chances to get the correct road path correct (Which won't despawn) if he fails at getting the correct path correct then he just need to restart the map. AND... yes, it is possible, and what I mean by two hours is that no matter what difficult board he plays, would probably take 2 hours, but Alex just edits out most of it, so it's suitable for a short yet entertaining clip)
The whole world is testing Gray's sanity agony and pain tolerance
Okay, but Gray complaining about the seats in Mercedes SUV's is one of my favorite things. I always love the little anecdotes and personal stories he tells, I remember when he used to play slower games and tell more of them (like with House Flipper or The Long Dark or My Summer Car). I'm glad they make a reappearance every now and then, even though he's moved to faster, more action-packed games.