Noble Assassin:"I don't think I could live with myself if I put someone innocent in danger." Me, a mercenary with no morals or cares about right or wrong:"Oh, ok. That seems fair."
so you're playing with my heart like that, huh hollow. you first had me with shiro, and now you gIVE ME THAT pErFecTiOn of an assassin? if he doesn't have a serie i will *riot* hollow. i will *riot* .
I'm actually kind of concerned, a rather serious injury to the rib area, where the lungs, heart, spine, and esophagus are located... this boy is lucky he isn't choking on his own blood... pls stay aliveee
Perhaps its a little lower and struck the liver. While thats still serious business, livers have been known to heal and even regrow up to a great deal after injuries/surgeries.
Him: "You don't realise the kind of unwanted attention I could bring you." Me: "I don't care. I will escape with you. And if we make it, I will marry you. But if we get caught, I shall die with you. Then we will live in another world. For eternity."
He's so precious ✨ he must be protected! Definitely an underrated character, but I wonder what heinous things this guy's target did 🤔 there's a chance he could be an unreliable narrator. But for now, I'll still consider him a cinnamon roll UwU
"I know you're trusting me by letting me rest at your home.. but I dont think it's a good idea.." Then get out. You ARE the one who came inside my home without permission.. did you not?
Im an entire minute late Y shame Edit: what assassin goes into a place with lights on? Edit2: "the wound is on my wrist" yet he couldn't stand? Edit 3: this is kinda late but, if that happened to me I would probably run at him with a stick or something lol (sorry for all the edits)
Called it, Assassin Plot. Assassin Boi, you fighting with that injury, No thanks, I can FIGHT them myself (I have some experience), And sure you can help out, but after your wounds are healed. THANK YOU AGAIN AND GREAT JOB AS ALWAYS. I have a bad case of coughing and this made me feel well, even if im still coughung the video help me calm down. Thanks
"Please I'm wounded" Well yeah.. you wouldn't be wounded if you ain't dangerous.. I mean you could have been robbed but what are the of that *happening* chances? I would like to have a asmr where a guy just gets robbed and wounded and the listener is just like yeahhh no. Shit untrustworthy. And he just spent 10 minutes trying to convince his not evil while bleed profusely without a ambulance coming to his aid. Nothing gets resolved the guy dies, and it's all the listeners fault.
an assassin who is hella hot stumbles into my home at midnight Me: oh my god! Are you okay? Here let's get you to bed. I will go and get some salve for that stab wound for you. *internally* OH MY GOD HES SO HOT!I WANN KEEP HIM!
When someone is covered in their own blood but still such a gentleman
*swoon*
*Thats a dad aprroved bf*
Fockin' mintttt
@Hi I'm Nobody
Agreed
@@totallynotparker.3579 or approved hubby
Why aren't there more of such gentlemen in the world??
Mom, can we keep it?
Yes you can, dear ^^
@@wannabe.sawako wait.... so their mom is a lesbian??
hej monika wah-
It’s not an it dear it’s a he lol
Yes, you are allowed to keep... IT... wait no not the clown it that human it .-.
Who would win....
A noble bad ass assassin
Or
*One stabby boi?*
Sounds like Himiko Toga got gender swapped
G C I think toga.....as a boy that is.
Akatsuki Aresha or is it Jeff 😱
@@Sagee69 nope ,stabbing
Is stabbing , toga would winneither way
Me: Jeez...another one?
*goes and gets meds and bandages*
HAH
Well, I did not realise that I would be harbouring a fugitive today, and a gentleman at that. What an interesting turn of events.
*yes.....yes....*
Can I take him to a tea party? I'll bring along the demon inside my head too.
“Sir, you really seem to overestimate how much I value my own life.”
Mood bro. 😎👌😂
Nyan Sound the old time version of “ bold of you to assume I want to live”
Fat. Relatable. Mood.
Assassin: You don't care?
Me: Nope! I have no self-preservation instincts, so bring it on!
Noble Assassin:"I don't think I could live with myself if I put someone innocent in danger."
Me, a mercenary with no morals or cares about right or wrong:"Oh, ok. That seems fair."
Ah, a sociopath
Lasko A mercenary and an assassin. Seems like a recipe for disaster.
'innocent'
Well, I mean thats *fair*
Me, a FORMER assassin: boy I can assure you, the day I die through someone elses hand is the day I become stupid, and I have a high IQ.
Me: I want to see my little boy
TH-cam: here he comes!! *Hollow_ASMR notification*
I cackled 😂
I laughed at this so hard!
Also love you're profile pic. Kieth is awesome!
Ty for the likes hehe. Vines and meme lovers UNITE!!!
@@haleyhoag8640 ty!!!! Not to toot my own horn but I drew it for his bday :')
@@blsmcherry789 that's so cool!
I’m pretty sure his name is Corax and, uh...... I *l o v e h i m*
so you're playing with my heart like that, huh hollow. you first had me with shiro, and now you gIVE ME THAT pErFecTiOn of an assassin? if he doesn't have a serie i will *riot* hollow. i will *riot* .
*RIOT IN THE STREETS*
I SECOND THIS
I FORGET WHICH VIDEO IS SHIRO FROM??
@@patch3938 Delinquent universe.
@@harmonium5495 thanks ^^
Mama I’m in love with a criminal.
Jess K AnD I know this type of love isn’t rational
Such Wow X MAMA PLEASE DONT CRYYY IT WILL BE ALRIGHT
Awkward Arts
All reason aside I just can’t deny I love the guy
@@doe4003 i love this comunity 😂
@@doe4003 Dududududududududud dudududududu
Assassin: *comes in my house*
Me: let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.
orange pastry I used to be an adventurer like you then I took a arrow in The knee.
Heard they were reforming the Dawnguard. Might consider joining up myself
"if you want to buy something cheap i can tell you where to go"
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nice
I'm actually kind of concerned, a rather serious injury to the rib area, where the lungs, heart, spine, and esophagus are located... this boy is lucky he isn't choking on his own blood...
pls stay aliveee
Meihua all sounding super serious and smart, and then the cute little bit at the end lollll
STAY ALIIIIVVVVE
Perhaps its a little lower and struck the liver. While thats still serious business, livers have been known to heal and even regrow up to a great deal after injuries/surgeries.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell wHo dId tHiS aLeXaNDer dId You KnoOoOowWwWww?!?!
Him: "You don't realise the kind of unwanted attention I could bring you."
Me: "I don't care. I will escape with you. And if we make it, I will marry you. But if we get caught, I shall die with you. Then we will live in another world. For eternity."
I felt that
Wow deep
@@JJ-cq5uh 😏
@@comfort_devil UwU
@@comfort_devil
I also forgot this comment existed and now I am impressed by myself
* Happiness Noises *
He's so precious ✨ he must be protected! Definitely an underrated character, but I wonder what heinous things this guy's target did 🤔 there's a chance he could be an unreliable narrator. But for now, I'll still consider him a cinnamon roll UwU
Me: *saw the title*
Also me: *click on the video like a madman*
Me: *screams like a fan girl as I listen to this*
Also me: YAAAAAAAAS QUEEN!!
Taru Silver yikes
@@st8347 what?
I feel you queen
Him: *oH hOw EvEr CoUlD i WaLk WiTh My RiBs BROKEN*
Me: wull yeah
What do we want?
Part 2
When do we want it?
RIGHT NOW
AHHH MY HEART THIS PRECIOUS BEAN
"I know you're trusting me by letting me rest at your home.. but I dont think it's a good idea.."
Then get out. You ARE the one who came inside my home without permission.. did you not?
"I see you've met the dragon-born."
yay! More amazing scripts combined with an amazing voice!!
**reads the title**
This means two things, he is either rich or he is really brave. I hope it's the first one, jk
@sαταท's ωiƒє
I keep seeing you at asmr... you, my friend, have good taste.
@@timeturner951 thank u?
sαταท's ωiƒє
That probably sounded creepy, sorry!
@@timeturner951 it's alright! I get the "i see you everywhere" comment daily now?
@sαταท's ωiƒє
Wow!
I like how he's a gentleman and kills for a noble cause, it's different from other ones I've heard. I really enjoyed this audio!👍🏻💙
*Holds Breath*
So damn good my dude and i love the new visual design for the vid!!💕👌🏼
Hollow, this is awesome!!
11:11 make a wish on this magical length video.
Classic 👌😍 love how unique his audios are listening is always so interesting and indepth!!
Thank you for this wonderfulness! It always makes my day when you post ^w^
Hi Midoriya~kun 👋
Hello
@@ireneexpositopadilla4185 Hi Jirou~chan! 👋
@@haleyhoag8640 Hi , how are you?
@@ireneexpositopadilla4185 I'm good
Lovely job as usual Hollow!
"from the looks of you, you don't seem like a bad person."
me, who took 3 Flintstone gummies instead of two: 'sweats'
*What a madman*
This is prefect timing i just recently got home ❤️
Edit- beautiful ❤️❤️
Hollow always has perfect timing
Sweet God bless this man, Such a gentleman even though he's dying. *Mega Swoon*
I think if i was in this scenario, even if they are an assassin or anyone honestly, if their wounded, im not hesitating, I.AM.HELPING.THEM.
He's bleeding ówò I'll help him I'll keep him
I love this. He is so sweet and I kinda want to make my own story to continue this.
I just imagine this gentleman with an apron on welcoming me home and cannot help but smile, haha.
What a nice vid. :)
I was confused on what kind of noble it was.
The president
i guess he wasn't a true NOBLE then 🤣😂😂🤣
Him: “I was hired to kill the noble.”
Me before I heard it was some other guy: “Ah yes that was me, I am the noble and I hired you.”
Gosh... can I get a part 2 for this? I absolutely love it 😍 nice job
Him: I beg of you
Me: *then beg*
You overestimate how much I care for my own life 'u'
Im an entire minute late
Y shame
Edit: what assassin goes into a place with lights on?
Edit2: "the wound is on my wrist" yet he couldn't stand?
Edit 3: this is kinda late but, if that happened to me I would probably run at him with a stick or something lol (sorry for all the edits)
haha i think u misheard him! he says its on his ribs:)
@@judasorbit
Thank you so much I'm deaf
I'm 10 hour late
OMG you are here too.
:0
@@oliviafoster1766
Holy shit hiiii
I like this glitch/cyber edit thing going on uwu
Ooh, YAS~
We work in the dark to serve the light, we are assassi- oops wrong comment section
what a charming character
OFC i let an Random Dude in my House Rest WHY NOT BROSKIS
"i'm wounded-"
YEA NO SHIT, HUNNY-
Do a part 2
I’ve been struck by a smooth criminal 😁
HAHAHAHA guys!! Listen !! He thinks we have self preservation😂😂😂😂
t-that’s it?
THATS ALL WE’LL SEE OF HIM?!?
Sir Hollow, are there any plans in the future for a second part of this video?
TheDevil'sDaughter but the yo-yo man did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing
When you're squeamish around bloor but know you have to do the right thing.
Called it, Assassin Plot. Assassin Boi, you fighting with that injury, No thanks, I can FIGHT them myself (I have some experience), And sure you can help out, but after your wounds are healed. THANK YOU AGAIN AND GREAT JOB AS ALWAYS. I have a bad case of coughing and this made me feel well, even if im still coughung the video help me calm down. Thanks
Bro. I just love he content a lot of them are like unique and cool novels for them E A R S S S ! KEEP UP THE AMAZIG WORK MY DUDEEE!♡♡👏👏🙌
ahhhh you switched your thumbnails around nice
*clap* *clap* Good job.
"Please I'm wounded"
Well yeah.. you wouldn't be wounded if you ain't dangerous..
I mean you could have been robbed but what are the of that *happening* chances?
I would like to have a asmr where a guy just gets robbed and wounded and the listener is just like yeahhh no. Shit untrustworthy. And he just spent 10 minutes trying to convince his not evil while bleed profusely without a ambulance coming to his aid. Nothing gets resolved the guy dies, and it's all the listeners fault.
him: i don't want you to be complicit
me: I could play dumb. I'm actually really good at that.
him: I beg of you. Do not make me that offer
me: ok it's not an offer anymore. You're going to stay until you're well enough to escape
Part 2 please.. Awesome 👏 character!!
*eats cheez-it*Im In love mom !!!
More vampire videos please!
Vampires will be coming this Halloween
Yeah man
Yo, how do you update so quickly??
I don't sleep, I keep my process tight, and I'm always writing at least 2 scripts
Hollow_ ASMR Wait, wtf you also respond quickly?? Dude I don’t think you quite qualify as human 😅
Hollow_ ASMR (thank you tho 💖 great content btw 😖💖💖💖)
an assassin who is hella hot stumbles into my home at midnight
Me: oh my god! Are you okay? Here let's get you to bed. I will go and get some salve for that stab wound for you. *internally* OH MY GOD HES SO HOT!I WANN KEEP HIM!
A read the title as helping a normal Asian 😭
And I oof 😅 lol
He:- I cant stay here..
Me:- where you gonna live then? Huh? On a burnt tree like a bat?😂
The video is 11 minutes 11 seconds long. Make a wish!
You are welcome future husband :3
How to say assassins are awesome I wish I can be an assassin if I would what's the weather like the guy I like the character😍😍😍😍❤❤❤
*inhales*
Part 2...?
boy do as you please just don't get blood on my white mat k?
I'm a neko of course I'll help you.
Stay here dear hoooman. I can care for you hoooman. They can’t hurt me. I’m ghostly and scary. *Pats head* :3
Hey I feel like I've seen this one before
❤
Real monsters look like a village of elves that turned on their own because of some rumble ritual 😢
I came to these videos to try and heal.
👌🏽😤
I love me a gentalman
3rd time watching
Who the f**k is this one dislike
This needs a part 2!
I fucking yeeted my ass here xD like I threw my cat and grabbed my earphones even faster than sonic and God combined