Opie & Anthony - Full of Shit Intern Rob
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- Intern Rob invited the crew to a pool party at his parents house but did it ever take place? What day was it supposed to be on and where da bitches at? None of his story seems to add up. Listen to him fold throughout this interrogation. (8/20/12)
I listen to this once a year and I still have no idea why Rob lied so relentlessly.
Just a nervous young kid that wanted to seem cooler than he was lol. And he’s gotta just have a bit of lying in him
Something you don’t learn til later in life is how much people love honesty about your failures. Nobody likes the coolest guy in the room, but the fat funny guy is friends with everyone. Same with arguing, why argue when either you’ll be “right” and the other person hates you or they’ll be “right” and you hate them. Pointless. Just say I thought I could get 30 people together, and it didn’t happen, I’ll try again later in summer.
@@MrEvanNoyes that doesn’t explain why he kept making up lies after admitting to lying about the original details. He just kept making shit up and looking like he’s tarded.
But did he? Those 90 beers to this day are looking for oxygen. And the five 2 liters.
@@_..-.._..-.._ Read the second sentence too
lol, little Jimmy wanted so badly to believe in this guy, and every time he gets caught in a lie you hear his dejected, 'oh no.'
Rob works on his show now. Fawk yeah
you said believe not ejaculate
"little jimmy" **douche chills**
right after 35:40
That couldn’t be further from the truth he was playing the concerned guy role.Cracking up laughter followed by an ohh no clearly doesn’t mean disappointment .
90 beers for 12 people (especially college kids) really isn’t that excessive. Sam’s just a dork.
Fr. If I showed up at a party when I was 19-20 and there was only 1 case of beer that would have been a HUGE red flag of a shitty party lol
“90 beers for 12 people? That’s too much beer” Sam is so cool
Cw is being sarcastic
I hate sam....
He never drank beers and ripped bongs in High school Mann
Thomas LeClaire hit bongs, crush beers and slam pussys bromandudebrobrobro
It was 30 people originally, so that's 3 cans per person... Which is nothing
Jimmy acts like Robs grandmother for a lot of this. “What’re you fibbing about Robert?”
Jim Norton's "oh noo" is the best part of all of this.
It's fascinating how quickly this guy lies and for no reason. I feel that it probably was a matter of 'parents gone, party time' which when their plans changed screwed him up. It would have been so easily said but he kept lying on top of that
Opie didn't just "smell" something. He knew right off the bat, instinctively. That's because Opie has been in the same position because he's a crazy liar with no friends. But if he showed his hand too quickly, everyone would know how similar to Rob he is for how easily he read the situation.
Anthony N he’s friends with Vic, Carl, and Sherrod...I mean sure he pays them to hang out with him and fake laugh at him but still.
But he studies this shit ... lol
No MAAAAAN... his mom is crazy and that’s why he’s so good at reading these things! Did he ever tell you about how he caddied for the mafia?
This is my exact assessment too. Lol
Opie is basically a selftaught body language expert, male model, photographer that invented cakestomp boots. Dont fuck with him!!!
One of my favorite bits cause of how everyone rallies together and breaks him down systematically. Anthony's references were great. Al pacino made a small appearance haha
YEAAAAHH
I still feel like this is one of the best segments O&A ever did, i listen to this several times a year still and it never gets old.
"A person who tells the truth never has to remember what he said."
Yeah but Mark Twain also said "There once was a big black guy named N***** Jim." So I don't know if all the things he said were perfectly awesome. - Louie CK
@@Echuron If Louis said that it's surprising because he vehemently defended Ummm Jim and Twain on one episode
@@evansgatehe's said a lot of things that contradict each other, because he's a comedian
@@spencertegtmeyer6525 Louie is hilarious but he's said lot of things that contradict each other because he is wet brain liberal and that's how they all are. They'll tell you censorship is wrong right before they tell you what words you can't use. take notice that people like DiPaulo and Ant sound basically the same today as they did 20 years ago because they truly believe what they say for better or worse.
You still have to remember things if you didn't lie. Bad quote.
Party at Rob’s this Saturday, weather pending.
90 beers for 12 people is not excessive. That's only 7.5 beers each. What kind of soft ass parties are they use to?
I was drinking a 24 pack a day while in Kentucky. That wasn't to Party either.
For the average non fuck up thats a ton. 50 is all you need
@@robvillanueva1661 for you maybe. A 5 beer party is not worth showing up to. Anthony literally has multiple taps of Guinness in his home bar. He’s being disingenuous here.
7.5 for each is a lot. Maybe half the people at the party will even have a beer
@@Women_Rock well yeah he did say “for the average non fuck up”
I lost my shit when Rob was talking about how his parents played favorites with his siblings, and then the boys played the sad hulk music over it
I remember hearing this live. Oh the good times before I was aware that mommy and daddy hated each other..good times
I've recently just started relistening after years. It's so weird you can hear the tension.
Mommy and Daddy? You mean Opie and Anthony
@@angeldaroseli3031 duh
@@angeldaroseli3031 i wasnt sure either lol ....balls.
@@hareeballsack7379 lol dummy
Sam Roberts parties are the best. everyone wears wrestling tights and diddles each other
And Dino shaped chicly nuggets for everyone.
Sounds fun
Yip yip yip yip yip yip....
And doesn’t drink more than 3 beers
Hey, diddle diddle
Sam, who’s never drank, saying what is too much beer for a college party
Yeah that part was absurd
A college party with no guests lol
Rumor has it Sam had a shot ants piss at the compound party and called it lemonade cum tonic
Sam’s a *neeeeerrrrrrrdddd*
_Wrestling is so cool_
One of my favorite sagas. Listen every couple of years.
I love that song by Poison “Talk naughty dirtily to me”
1:12:50 “The Law Firm of Naughty Dirtily.” Lmfao
Opie: "A little life lesson, these are the people you have to worry about!"
Everyone: We know Opie
Anthony thought there was going to be underage drunk girls at the party thats why he was going to go and thats a fact .
Holy shit you’re right! “Oh, I was in the neighborhood”
100% ... no rational adult male gets this irritated that an intern party fell flat unless they have ulterior motives
@@questioneverything8572 He was bringing his chick you weirdo
@@MrEvanNoyes true. But it's not as though cheating at a party with his girl in attendance is outside of Ants capacity lol
And?
I feel bad for no one who gets ripped up by these guys. If you call in or especially if you work there, u should already know what your getting into!
"I.. I'm nawt lowying guys..."
+revolucion04 bobo!!!!!!
pig
I...i hav a bit fuh de showww
IB NAWT LIONG!
1:43:00
Opie bragging about how smart he is and how he can sniff out a lie is so aggravating!!!
Opie's that one guy we all LOVE to hate lol
His ego always astounds me.
It’s seriously so aggravating tho. I love how annoyed Jim is at him too
Well he was right
So is you commenting about it
Here it is, Rob wanted spent his whole internship pretending to be King Shit and O&A thought he was at least semi cool. So Rob figures, hes going to throw this party on Saturday and he invites all these people thinking that hes going to go get hot dogs and hamburgres and beer and then its going to be Project X with O&A as soon as his parents left to move his brother in. The script gets flipped when his friends didn't show up, and now hes got to help his brother move.
Lowclef thanks for the Cliffsnotes version
Oof. "Project X"? Damn this didnt age well. Hope youve done some growing up in the last decade
Opie every 3 seconds: “Something’s not right! I know something’s not right!”
Exasperated Jim: “What do you thinks going on Opie?”
Opie: “Oh, I don’t know. Just something ain’t right.”
Always first to butt in, with nothing to contribute.
Opie contributed a LOT to your wife's womb. And now you raise the result.
Had Kenny interrogated Rob like he did Bobo after their Fugitive prank, Rob would've probably cracked sooner.
Travis' laugh is the best background laugh. Re-listening to these I miss him the most.
It’s always funny.
I thought Danny Ross laugh was great
If you have to bring your mom into the conversation then your party was probably not going to be great.
Sam, having never had a beer in his life, talking with such confidence about, 90 cans of beer being so many beers.
Naughty-Dirttily
Sherm Dirttily
The law offices of naughtily dirtily makes me laugh so hard everytime.
35:32 "yesterday" they interrogate him and he finally cracks lmao funniest shit ever
Cumia was desperate to get to that teenage pool party.
That's still too old for him.
Jimmy's "oh, no" when he lied about the cookies lmao 35:30
LMAO
39:42 Jimmys "ahhhhhh" of embarrassment for him. LOL
"Going back to school? Its like August." ~ Opie
"5 two liter bottles"
"10 liters!"
Yes good job ant you get a gold star
Reminds me of 2nd grade math questions
…there is an idea of Rob the intern, some kind of abstraction,
but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and
though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel
flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are
probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to
make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I
am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and
unformed...
Booo.
Lol is this American Psycho
Yuck
The law firm of Naughty Dirtily: For all of your mesothelioma needs.
"We don't collect payment unless you come"
This guy uploads the esoteric/lesser known awesome bits. 👍👏👏🤘
"When you cancel an event on Facebook it's gone. You can't see it anymore."
*Keyboards start typing in the background*
The "wait, what!?" In the background when Rob said they moved his brother Saturday instead of Sunday is fucking golden
This might be Opie's "my girl is listening, gotta be cool" personality.
Sam's massive skull makes it hard to tell he was like 120 lbs
Why is he trying so hard to impress a room full of nerds?
They're not nerds at all Mr cool guy
@@johngilliam6764 60 year old pedophile, failed insecure comedian who makes up neat personas to entertain himself, get who collects wrestling toys, and guy with no friends of hobbies or personality or interesting to say but DUH RAYDIO SINCE 18!!!
Sure sounds like nerds, nerd
You don’t seem to understand, Gregg Hughes, the coolest guy to ever exist, is in that room.
Yeah fuck em, I’d have pure contempt..
I remember listening to this years ago and thinking, this is great radio. Now he’s on the J&S show and Chippa’s Podacast, what a blessing.
Wow he came up
@Head Piece he was ok at the very beginning when he would throw in one line zingers
sounds like a fucking snooze
8:54 “there’s some things I’m really good at and this is one of them” opie telling how great he is at lying
@George Ntapalis Nah, not at all, "George".
Exactly lol
@@e2go hi opie
Radio isn't
If only he was but he isn't good at lying either
This is hilarious, Sam is still the most hate-able one in the room.
Still is
Pull up google map
Rob, “we don’t have a white car.”
Ant, “Ask Rob’s mom about that white car, Dad at work?”
Is no one going to say that Anthony was only going there because he was hoping to groom young women to come to his castle?
NoT TeChNiCally
So what?
Probably not. Rob lives in a nice house, good parents, goes to college...doubt he has female friends that fit Ant’s criteria: troubled, daddy issues, crazy
Is that a crime, q*eer?
They’re college girls, not middle school girls.
You say it like it’s a bad thing too… who doesn’t wanna sleep with college girls?
“Dirtily” is the funniest 😂 1:12:49
I’ve seen a lot of great interrogation scenes in movies
This BEATS ALL OF EM
Lol, wow you'd think they were investigating the O-ring after the challenger disaster!
This kid was such a good sport. Actually took the beating pretty well
Naughtily & Dirtily: Attorneys at Law
I bELieVe Rohb.... APruL FAhhLz.
I'm usually a flag-carrier for Opie-hate, but I loved him in this bit. He carried it at the start and kept it going, even if he wasn't the funniest person in the room.
+matthew rist That first post of yours feels like it's missing a tss or sumpin'
+Fasano His Sherlock Opie act pissed me off though.
Fasano You loved hearing a grown man scream OH MY GOD!!!!! Every 2 minutes?
A kid wants to make himself appear more cool and social than he actually is and Opie acts like he's single handedly piecing together a 20 year old cold case, opie is and always will be the fucking worst.
Tim i And this kid now works with Jim & Sam, at Sirius, whilst Opie hopefully ponders kissing a shotgun. Funny how it all worked out.
i'm about as cool as this kid, stay home most of the time, love my family, have barely any friends, not trying took hook up etc
but i'd never be this insecure about it
Are you still a loser 5 years later? Lol
WaRLoKWYATT 😂 I’m also wondering
anon ymous yea we’re gonna need an update bud how ya been lol
So it's been 6 years.... Have you gotten cooler?
@@WaRLoKWYATT after a point its just irrelevant. Maybe around 22 I got hung up on that shit but now I'm the same nolife at 30 except I revel in it and talk mad shit, really just have fun "being myself" as it were. A lot more fun than the few parties I ever did bother to be an invisible background presence at
Rob’s career only makes sense if he’s been blowing Norton for years.
James Thomas well, duh.
James Thomas he has a career now ?
Opie smells his own
Exactly what I'm thinking lol. I hate the chiche but it takes one to know one
For fucking SURE!! LOL
He knows the trade secrets 👌
Like when he said he didn't get any of Erock's calls after abandoning him at a rolling Stones concert. "I'm being honest here, I'm tellin ya, somethin was wrong with my phone cause I didn't get ANY of your 4 calls"
He's just a shitty person
I can’t believe years later Sam & Jim would hire this nut back
The Naughty Dirtily Law Firm skit is the best
1:12:50
1:33:20
1:35:15
Opie is very perceptive when it comes to nut jobs, but only the most extreme cases. I think this is why he failed to see what was going on with Anthony. Anthony's psychology is far more complex than some rob like delusional glib psychopath. He has an enormous bevy of issues but he is smart and disciplined enough to beat them down and he also has empathy towards people around him. This is why he only socializes on his terms and runs as soon as he gets the chance. This is why only the most perceptive and deep guests like Patrice and Louis ck were fascinated with Anthony. Anthony Is angry selfish arrogant afraid resentful but he is also compassionate loyal and sacrificial. I really hope he finds some peace. He's the only blatant racist that I sincerely admire and respect
That's true. But I think real sickness is more insidious and subtle. The guy that acts like a dope is not the one to watch out for. It's the mildly pleasant kind but seething Dillon and Erich type you gotta worry about
A very smart comment.
ryan smith sick whataboutism Russian bro
Goddamn I identify with ant way too much. Especially the racism.
Defcon Love he’s never said anything about race that wasn’t a fact.
“Speaking of lion”
Wow, was that fucking quick.
I like how this was finally brought up on jim & sam a couple weeks ago.
The name of this channel couldnt be more appropriate lol
Opie did crack the case wide open. the only time his nagging behavior worked to his advantage.
No it didn't. He stepped all over this bit. Anyone witham half a brain knows he's lying but it's entertaining. And Greg cries too much to enjoy it cuz he's too serious
Give credit where it is due, this shit wouldn't have even happened if Opie didn't pester. What can you deny? @@frankystrings
6 years later my man is part of the Army. chip knows a good soldier
he's jewish
I hate to say it, but opie was great in this! He had this guy nailed almost immediately. I remember hearing all of this live. Great shit!
I completely disagree, Opie is just a pushy douche in this
@@alexiryo I like when he said a high pitch voice is a sign of a psychopath...yes opie. It is. 🤔
@Luis Tejeda bro just told us his life story for no reason good for you man lol
@Luis Tejeda hahaha not judging at all, I love a good trip down memory lane
@@chrisbungenstock8552 leave it alone
Opie screamed “OH MY GOD!” About 75 times and killed this whole segment
The first one at 25:52 was actually pretty funny
He made this exist
They were so incredulous that he wouldn't bother to tell everyone at worked it was cancelled when "no one said they weren't coming, they were unconfirmed" when in the end it....only ended up being a single person trying to come. What a shocker, lol.
Anthony just mad he wasn't able to prey on a woman 1/4th his age at that party lmao.
Rob - "Five is my favorite number."
"Mine too..."
Sneaky Uncle Paul... my favorite.
There's never been a more aptly named O&A clip.
The only thing worse than the lying is that he keeps lying about inconsequential details instead of just admitting that it was all a lie. Note: this doesn’t make people believe you! He admitted to the most embarrassing parts but dug his heels in on details like texts. Wtf is wrong with him? I want to slap him.
I remember this episode and clearly thinking at the time that this bullshitter should of been shown the door that day. What a pain in the ass dealing with a liar day in day out. Not worth it.
Yeah, he’s pathological. He was lying for no reason through the second half. He couldn’t just give in. Makes you want to choke him.
I don't know why it bothers me so much but the way Trav Dog says cookie enrages me 😂
Could you imagine you are upstate and you are at your parents' house and Anthony Cumia shows up to your pool party
how/why was his dad golfing when it was raining???
this is a brutal listen
How have I not listened to this one before?
The worst part about this is Opie having zero ideas how the human sphincter works, and not being able to imagine two fingers being inserted, and not letting it go
Either that or the worst part is Sam ever being in on things like this. He’s like the cool kid’s little brother trying to be a squeaky bully
I dont know the entire story but 2 fingers is nothing
How many do you usually take? 5?
This entire thing is explained within the first minute and a half basically
We were gonna serve pasta salad and beer 😂 😂 😂 just tell the truth and take the hit! They’ll like you for your honesty.
Is this the same young Robert that works for the Chippa now? What a p.o.g.
116Bears Yes. And on Jim and Sam.
He's a real sockcucka
"I don't know, I just..."
- Intern Rob
Pete Naughty and Sherm Dirtily
You really can't sneak anything past Sam. xD
This is why opie is necessary to the show. He sniffed this shit out. He needs to be quiet until someone lies.
takes one to know one
Juunkead Anyone could have seen this guy's lies. They didn't need that dunce to notice a fake party.
***** It was opie who started questioning. Your hatred of opie has clouded your judgment.
Juunkead This didn't happen organically. It was a pre-planned bit. Ant and Sam figured it all out over the weekend when they were trying to find out about the party so Ant could go. Then Sam researched his Facebook, etc. for show prep. While they were talking to Rob, Sam kept throwing out shit that he already knew to get everyone riled up. That's how bits with the interns work. Opie just happened to start the discussion because that's what he does.
@jennpenn5 what's your point? Opie pushed this shit and we literally can hear that. He is right, your hatred for Opie clouds rational judgement. You are a dope Jenny
Rob is a producer for Jomboy now. I would love for him to talk about it at some point
Thanks. I was just actually sitting here wondering what most of the guys are up to. I was wondering if Rob stayed in radio. I understand intern David works at the 9/11 memorial.
I felt bad for the amount of embarrassment Jimmy had with that "oohhh noooo"! moment. he got the chills for Rob .. lol
only time you delete your texts is when you need to make more room for more texts. this kids hilarious
I would have some sympathy for Rob if the kid just blew his nose once during the interrogation
1:12:55 naughty dirtily will always make me laugh
You know Sam you coouuld save the leftover beer for another day... one of the guys sitting next to you actually has a fully stocked bar with beer on tap at all times
No One Left To Lie To: The Triangulations of Intern Rob
This is weird now Rob is more apart of there crew than opie 😂
Your spelling hurts me.
@@blacknatsu6623 blaxpelling
Some of the most painful stuff to listen to - if you don't cringe you're inanimate
Damn dude this is a LIARS WORST NIGHTMARE
You didn't tell any of us that we're going to cancel?
And none of us showed up......
Poor kid doesn't have a ball in his body