8:10 My brain still stores phone numbers. Impressed my family at my niece's birthday party by reciting everyone's phone numbers from memory. I got to my little brother's and told him I didn't know it because he never had anything intelligent to say.
Fart squirrels? Really, Terry? Where do you dig up these gems? I'm in my 60s and still giggling about it, right past the end... Can't wait 'til I can teach my grandchildren this nature fact! Cheers from Alberta, Canada.
A horizontal ending, "How nice". I'm feeling a little star struck. I try to be normal when I go to town. That makes me a minority. Cherokee Jack said, "This civilized world or yours Captain, We ain't part of it".
I definitely am the person who wants to do a lot trapped in a body that doesn’t 😆 My cat would just have the bottle sitting there getting ready to hear about my day 😂
How can anyone wonder who Pete is when he spends all day sitting at the Pearly Gates just waiting to send you down the steep staircase from his nice fluffy cloud to that really warm place....
lol at the 3 - 50 mark i was just finishing a big bowl of butter pecan! after a hard day of work and a hard evening of drinking! i deserve my reward! l lol terry is the man!
Was a MAD subsciber for decades until it turned into just another liberal rag-like SNL and most other forms of comedy, it gave into woke and PC. Sad to see it die. 😔
Thanks Terry ❤😊😊😊
TERRY...THE BEST OF THE BEST..as is the E N D 😁😁
14:17 ~ It's Peter Dutton declaring the Liberal Party's Nuclear policy ~\
PS ~ Carmen Elecrtra is worth the wait.
Mad dog 20/20, please anyone thinking of drinking that, don’t. You’ll thank me later.
I would've appreciated The End so much more but I fell in love with the fishing girl.
7:52 “A Murder of Crows” requires more than two crows.
But this is "An Attempted Murder Of Crows". Stick with me for more LIFE MEMES.
@@bobwinters6665 exactly. That’s why only two crows is attempted murder. One crow would be manslaughter.
Thank you.
8:10 My brain still stores phone numbers. Impressed my family at my niece's birthday party by reciting everyone's phone numbers from memory. I got to my little brother's and told him I didn't know it because he never had anything intelligent to say.
For most of us, I think that part of our brains is now storing passwords.
I'd definitely salute Sgt. Flynn.
Some real funny ones today, Terry.
Avant guard dog, ha ha.
Perfectly good ending.
Wendy fights dirty.
1:10 No more games
7:50 Murder of crows
15:50 Too close to home 😁
17:40 Carmen Electra
Mona lisa after four drinks. where was she when I was younger.
I'm gonna guess still dead.
Fart squirrels? Really, Terry? Where do you dig up these gems? I'm in my 60s and still giggling about it, right past the end... Can't wait 'til I can teach my grandchildren this nature fact! Cheers from Alberta, Canada.
Too much lettuce in your salad.
A horizontal ending, "How nice". I'm feeling a little star struck.
I try to be normal when I go to town. That makes me a minority. Cherokee Jack said, "This civilized world or yours Captain, We ain't part of it".
Thanks Terry!
7:01 the face of someone being betrayed
Bangin’ as usual. Keep ‘em coming!😊
Attempted murder 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ohhhh 😂😂😂😂😂
Indeed it would!
Spiking the punch ha ha
Another victory for world peace by bacon.
I love the hippo coffee table! But since I live in the South, I want the one with an alligator 🐊
MD 20/20,or Wild Irish Rose,or the venerable Thunderbird,all guaranteed to make you barf
MINI-SODA....BROKE MY GROAN METER.....AGAIN.....👍👍👍😂😂😂
The gruesome joke.😁😁
Way to finish strong
I definitely am the person who wants to do a lot trapped in a body that doesn’t 😆
My cat would just have the bottle sitting there getting ready to hear about my day 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For Pete's sake refers to St Peter. Parallels For Christ's sake. Comes to us from our ancestors.
One of the best endings I have seen...
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...u just had to go there ...🤣
Funny how your brother looks a lot like Ted Levine… or Jame Gumb … depending on your point of view😂
After double hernia surgery, I quit even thinking about trying to even look like I was young again.
How can anyone wonder who Pete is when he spends all day sitting at the Pearly Gates just waiting to send you down the steep staircase from his nice fluffy cloud to that really warm place....
3:55..........technically it still counts as one..........
Bored of the bacon memes!
BLASPHAMY!!!!
6:45 ain't it the truth 7:58 some day it will be 17:23 you may have discovered the perfect salad and an eye popping end
My only problem with all these bacon pics is …
WHO is supposed to believe it wasn’t inhaled before the stupid picture could be taken?
YES I HAVE TRIED BEING NOR,MALE SOMETIMES TOO IT DIDENT WORK FOR ME ETHER. 😮😊
"attempted murder" a flock of crows are called a "murder"
Exactly
And when someone explains a joke….😮
Sorry Terry... I know you meme T well.
👍!
Terry, you’ll know you’ve arrived when women start sending you unsolicited “the end” photos.
Anyone else notice Terry's dad looks a lot like PeeWee Herman?😊
I know no-one cares but it's fpr PITY'S sake . Not Pete's.
lol at the 3 - 50 mark i was just finishing a big bowl of butter pecan! after a hard day of work and a hard evening of drinking! i deserve my reward! l lol terry is the man!
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So, yer tellin me mouthwash has a higher alcohol content than whiskey ??
AT ONE TIME LISTERINE WAS 26% THATS 52 PROOF
Ashk Nanshy Peloshi.😅
She’s playful.
I'm feeling particularly patriotic so does anyone have Sgt. Flynn's first name, phone number and current posting?
Was a MAD subsciber for decades until it turned into just another liberal rag-like SNL and most other forms of comedy, it gave into woke and PC. Sad to see it die. 😔
CLAM Magazine sounds interesting though.
Mad was a favourite of mine as a kid in the 60’s. Totally agree with you.
14:29 *too
And no1 likes you to!
The last one should have been spelled Olive Oyl.
7:06.....pet peeve.....it should be BRAKE!!!!!!! Y'all flunked 3rd grade spelling?????
Side Note: The dog did not brake anything in the accident..
Trump said “Freedom Medal more valuable than Medal of Honor”, your thoughts?
Show me the tape