Steven Seagal doesn't know he's the villain. Again. | So Bad It's Good

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  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    If you solved the lament configuration, Pinhead would see your watching this movie and have pity on you.
    "You....have suffered more than enough." - Pinhead, who just leaves.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha! I love this.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JasonBrant do this as a skit🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @antcow1239
      @antcow1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@JasonBrant Pinhead would probably give you some candy as compensation.

    • @jasonscarborough94
      @jasonscarborough94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it would be more like, "So Jason, I'm thinking of retiring..."

    • @nitrokid
      @nitrokid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pinhead sees you watching this film.
      "Jesus Christ," says Pinhead.

  • @PictureProductStudio
    @PictureProductStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Boxing is how Trejo got into acting. He became a boxer in prison and was working odd jobs for years until Eddie Bunker who was doing time with him once recommended him as a boxing trainer for Eric Roberts in Runaway Train. They needed another boxer for a scene, so that was his acting debut. Other than that, while he is like a niceset guy around and has a Taco stand where he only employs ex-cons to give them work, he was first arrested at the age of 10 and was in and out of prison a good half of his life until 1970's. I'm pretty sure he can through a punch, a kick and then some.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Had no idea he was a boxer - just guessed.

    • @uberclayton
      @uberclayton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JasonBrant i believe he was California Penitentiary Boxing champ for a while.

    • @uberclayton
      @uberclayton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      While serving time in San Quentin, he won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles

    • @PictureProductStudio
      @PictureProductStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@uberclayton He and Edward Bunker were both in San Quentin, I believe. Bunker went on to become a writer and eventually actor (most famously portraying Mr. Blue in Reservoir Dogs).

    • @groothewanderer3710
      @groothewanderer3710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Runaway Train is a Cannon film. A good one. ....original screenplay written by Japanese film-maker Akira Kurosawa.

  • @seanpoulton2446
    @seanpoulton2446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I feel over the years Seagal has attained so many accents that he’s created his own dialect. Some may call it Seagalian, I personally call it incomprehensible. Great video as always. Always a pleasure laughing at Stevie boy

    • @thefoolishgmodcube2644
      @thefoolishgmodcube2644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seagalian, I love it

    • @rinhyugaa6565
      @rinhyugaa6565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right 😹

    • @undergroundman1223
      @undergroundman1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It sounds like he's doing the accent of a 68-year-old black man from the Mississippi Delta on heroin.

    • @BelmontGaming
      @BelmontGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This needs being pinned

    • @JohnnyNagaSins
      @JohnnyNagaSins ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tf 😂😂😂😂

  • @Obironnkenobi
    @Obironnkenobi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I will thank Segal for one thing: When I threaten my kids with "snatching every birthday" they always straighten up. They have no idea what that even means, but it works.

    • @nicholasrossi5465
      @nicholasrossi5465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Seagal is the anti-santa. If children are bad he snatches every birthday.

    • @redc7146
      @redc7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They know exactly what it means: no birthday presents.

    • @shadymoto3690
      @shadymoto3690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sensei like birthday, sensei love cake

    • @ChachoGSX
      @ChachoGSX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I threaten my kids that I'll play one his movies for them.

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ChachoGSX you monster!

  • @doccholo905
    @doccholo905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I have grown to truly love this channel because of it's historical archival reviews of Sensei Steve's movies. And the ability for y'all to have the mental strength and tenacity to sit through them

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I bet your clothes are absolutely covered in sea men stains.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's only possible because of alcohol.

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant honestly, if I've sat through that many Segal movies, I'd be doing Meth by now

    • @hansgraichen8051
      @hansgraichen8051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are true martyrs.

    • @hulotati
      @hulotati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Acres of it.

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I think Steven Seagal could have added years, maybe even decades to his career by switching to playing villain roles, but sadly his ego wouldn't allow it.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I completely agree.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was in line to be the villain in Rush Hour 3 but it didn’t happen.

    • @jai3476
      @jai3476 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s pretty decent as the villain in Machete. Danny vs Steven lol

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And even Van Damme, his old rival from the early days of both actors careers has done amazing as villain.

    • @frontiergibberish
      @frontiergibberish 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Van Damme also doesn't take himself too seriously these days, unlike Seagal.

  • @zombie..
    @zombie.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    What a gift!! I just turned 40 today. Steven Seagal snatched my m’f’n birthday!!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does that mean you'll be 39 forever? Or that you got a year's worth of life force taken away?

    • @zombie..
      @zombie.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lets go with I’ll be 39 forever, has a nice ring to it 👌

    • @SvperSlickX
      @SvperSlickX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see what u did there 😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Happy birthday!

    • @zombie..
      @zombie.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks so much!! And thanks for the hilarious reviews!

  • @TheZombiehunter24
    @TheZombiehunter24 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Danny Trejo as a witch doctor is more believable than Seagal as a Harvard professor.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      100%, he can totally pull that off.

    • @cory6266
      @cory6266 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Danny Trejo as a Harvard profession would also be more believable.

  • @ElijahDarts
    @ElijahDarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Does cardio count when you're drunk?" Yes, from former military who did an awful lot of cardio drunk.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Does it sober you up?

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Beer and pasta for dinner and breakfast before a PRT.
      Besides boot camp I don't think I ran one sober.

  • @etincg82
    @etincg82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    It’s awesome the current Steven Segal has lost his Cajun accent. It shows his true range as an actor to turn it on and off on command.

    • @chachi-da-juicaaay
      @chachi-da-juicaaay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂💯💯

    • @ericfisher1360
      @ericfisher1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is that the accent he was trying to do?

    • @chachi-da-juicaaay
      @chachi-da-juicaaay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ericfisher1360 he has so many in just about every movie he’s ever made, he’s from Detroit then he’s from Russia all the way to Louisiana then spin kix all the way to Japan to end up in Alaska but finds himself in Mexico 😂😂

    • @ericfisher1360
      @ericfisher1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Segal doesn't do accents he just has a mouthful of mispronounced words.

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He lived in a cajun town while doing some police work,hence why the accent rubbed off on him

  • @brashashxao7550
    @brashashxao7550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Danny Trejo is the absolute man and finding out he shares a jail cell with Charles Manson is just insane lol.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's bonkers.

    • @brashashxao7550
      @brashashxao7550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JasonBrant he tells the story of how Manson brainwashed him and the other cellmate into thinking they were high on drugs all weekend.

    • @sonnyd.6777
      @sonnyd.6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danny Trejo carves a Thanksgiving turkey with an axe!😁

    • @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5
      @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sonnyd.6777 "White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved."

  • @WilhelmWilder
    @WilhelmWilder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This series is the greatest lmao,
    Stevens Fake Southern accent is something else

    • @uptown710
      @uptown710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it’s reached the point where he probably felt that’s his natural accent.
      His delusions are just insane.

    • @WilhelmWilder
      @WilhelmWilder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@uptown710 maybe back then, before his family were "Russian Mongols"...even though he is Jewish

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WilhelmWilder it's because *noone wants him.* The Jews have copped enough crap they deserve some peace, America has enough on it plate to eat some more rotten seafood, and Russia may be many things but......
      does it _really_ deserve to have to keep Segal?!? 🤔

    • @WilhelmWilder
      @WilhelmWilder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NearlyH3adlessNick I'm surprised they took him in when he showed up on their doorstep wanting milk, didn't he go there because of tax evasion?, And the fact that hes awful?

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WilhelmWilder So am I, honestly!! I don't understand the logic behind it... it's not like anyone _likes_ him?! It makes sense to go and harbour, say, Brad Pitt even if it was tax evasion or whatever?
      But Seafood Seagull?!?! Yeah, idk haha.

  • @RWBprototype
    @RWBprototype 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Quick correction, the 1911 Seagal holds doesn't hold anywhere close to 15 rounds. They're single stack magazines and only hold 7. Now the 1911 does fire 45 ACP rounds, so that part is true.

    • @acidviperOG
      @acidviperOG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That is Seagal 1911: It doesn't follow magazine logic

  • @HotaruZoku
    @HotaruZoku ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:43
    A kick so bad it looks like it was thrown by an awkward 3 year old, a stunt man who had reacted to the "hit" so early it actually looks like he's tripping, and the very next shot is literally the face anyone watching makes.
    Gold.

  • @mrc4912
    @mrc4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    'Force of Execution' at the Golden Moon Eatery: Steven Seagal 'murdered' the entire buffet table.

  • @kevinelliott478
    @kevinelliott478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It brings so much joy to my heart whenever I see SS on the thumbnail

    • @ericfisher1360
      @ericfisher1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well I did not see that coming.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes one of us.

  • @spiranomad
    @spiranomad ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's like Steven never outgrew that Edgelord phase.

  • @dizzy1369
    @dizzy1369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how you trick them into watching Seagal movies 😂😂🤣 "there's ving Rhames and Danny Trejo and oh ya, Seagal too." 😂🤣🤣

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Your Seagal episodes are the best. Sifu brings the A game out you.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks!

    • @tindikukka
      @tindikukka 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant Seagal makes funny movies and he is weird, but he isn't bullshido master though. Not many people would laugh if in front of him and told to fight him. Otherwise I can agree with you guys what comes to him as actor😅

  • @tobe1207
    @tobe1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ving is actually a great actor. One of my favs.

  • @instawhut
    @instawhut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whoever does your editing needs a raise. The last few videos have been hilariously edited. The zoom in to all three faces when Steve walks into the dinner...pffffft. So good.

    • @USMC1997
      @USMC1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe it’s Erin, if I’m not mistaken.

  • @wzygroovy
    @wzygroovy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Found this channel recently and have been binge watching them since. Amazing content!

  • @Vecna
    @Vecna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    After being made aware by so many Seagal movies thanks to you guys (Thank you, I hate it), I've come to the realization that the script is just guidelines for Seagal. He thinks he is so good, he just glances at the script to try and understand the situation his character is and goes all "A'aight, Sifu got this" and just adlibs his entire existence, and because he produces these gems, the director goes all "Alright everyone, let's just film around Sifu, we'll try to fix this in post". He is known for thinking so highly of himself he fires/dismisses trainers (In Machete, he had a guy to make him sound and act more Mexican like, he ended up firing him because he feared he "Was getting too good at being a Mexican" and we ended up with the gem we got)

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The second "BULLSHIDO!!" edit is on point. You're starting to take editing new places and it'd wonderful to see you evolve.

  • @robertoprestigiacomo253
    @robertoprestigiacomo253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:00 - The waddle was very powerful there!
    7:59 - I don't think 15 .45 rounds can fit in a single magazine, but ok.
    11:09 - So they were trying to get her and she was resisting to keep them away, but here she let the guy get to her instead of running away while they're distracted and the guy just gently push her aside like she's his sister. All of this because Seagal came in... I'm confused.
    11:47 - I didn't know you can do tae kwon do with pulverized kneecaps.
    15:39 - They spent a lot in VFX though...

    • @rinhyugaa6565
      @rinhyugaa6565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair he said almost 15 rounds, and there are some that do. There's some 14 round 45s

    • @TCFan25
      @TCFan25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By tradition most 1911s are 7+1, however hi cappas like the Remington R1 have double stack = 15 rds.

    • @robertoprestigiacomo253
      @robertoprestigiacomo253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TCFan25 My bad

    • @yvesheinrich5013
      @yvesheinrich5013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TCFan25 I reckon the grip, if not the entire structure of the gun should be bigger than the original design, to properly accommodate for a double-stacked magazine?

    • @scorch296
      @scorch296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yvesheinrich5013 yes the grip is much thicker, look up para ordnance 14-45 I think they were the first to make a double stack 1911

  • @jackflash8218
    @jackflash8218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I always smash that like button seconds after clicking on the vid... cuz I know it's gonna be good... cuz they're always good! You guys(and Lady) are the best. HUUURRRRRR!!!

  • @benaldredge2671
    @benaldredge2671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jason, the Predator laugh at the end was awesome! Well done

  • @JesusChrist2000BC
    @JesusChrist2000BC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I actually watched this movie. It's actually a really good B action movie. I was pretty shocked. I've seen 20 terrible Seagal movies but this one stood out as actually being decent. Ving Rhames and Trejo elevated it.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah they carried the film like Atlas carries the heavens.

    • @gauloiseguy
      @gauloiseguy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Baldwin-iv445
      Imagine carrying a film with Seagal in it.... 🙈

  • @panthervoodoo
    @panthervoodoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Not no moe…”🤣🤣🤣 Love you guys and your content. Happy Holidays Brant and company. You all are the bestest😊❤️

  • @Rotionu
    @Rotionu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Danny Trejo has certainly evolved since his first gig with Sensei Segal. In "Marked for Death" he was a guy who was put into Sensei's trunk for a ride. Now he has a name and a face on the poster.

  • @castortroy6588
    @castortroy6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Perfect way to end the week ! Another gem from Mr Brant and the gang 🙏🙌

  • @Mattcruzedc
    @Mattcruzedc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We need more Danny Trejo movies I think.

    • @ooftysizemore9723
      @ooftysizemore9723 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 headed shark attack with Trejo and brooke hogan sucks, they should review it

    • @themoviewimp3548
      @themoviewimp3548 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We're still waiting on Machete Kills Again.

  • @uchidaoginome
    @uchidaoginome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That beginning was epic! I love when you guys watch these Segal garbage fires.

  • @villematiashaukia9633
    @villematiashaukia9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Danny Trejo... Especially when he kills Seagal in Machete !

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haven't seen Machete, but love me some Danny Trejo.

    • @villematiashaukia9633
      @villematiashaukia9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JasonBrant it is over the top movie - worth to watch . And Seagal is actual bad guy in that. Also Robert de Niro is there and Jessica Alba and that tough lady from resident evil and fast and furious ....and Lindsey Lohan dressed as nun...

  • @abbynormal5849
    @abbynormal5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was unaware of the extent of the Seagal oeuvre until I subscribed to you. Thanks. A lot. 😁

  • @thegoht2212
    @thegoht2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The cast on this one is mind boggling! Another great episode of your suffering. Thanks!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A shockingly good cast.

  • @vasari9198
    @vasari9198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel is rapidly becoming one of my favourites.

  • @csmadisun
    @csmadisun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This actually won a Leo Award for Best Stunt Coordination in a Feature Length Drama. I don't know how either.
    Also, A Good Man WAS originally intended to be a sequel to this, but Seagal made changes to avoid the two films being related... even though the characters in both films are still called Alexander.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The barrel giving that guy a concussion probably won the award.

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JasonBrant the barrel itself won the award. in was the best actor in this shite

  • @rosalynredwood4542
    @rosalynredwood4542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ohh man it's Sensei Seagull time👌😌 also Erin makes everything extra hilarious 😂

  • @keithdogg
    @keithdogg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this on Netflix recovering from surgery years ago lol , thanks for bringing back the memories 😂

  • @MMCUSN
    @MMCUSN ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Binge watching the So Good it's Bad Movie Crew! It's fun to see how the show has change and matured(?) over the years.

  • @Oddyssey19
    @Oddyssey19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That 10 second buildup until they hear Seagal is in this 🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best part of my day.

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you did that little smirk at the end.

  • @mediamanjamessmith251
    @mediamanjamessmith251 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:49
    Brian: “Is that Hector from Fast & Furious?”
    If you look at his credits, you’ll find he’s Hector in many things 😂😂

  • @sonnyd.6777
    @sonnyd.6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know what that Segal fighting hand pose is! Left hand : Soda, Right hand: Burger😄

  • @silverlegionary1636
    @silverlegionary1636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jason enjoys roasting the hell out of Seagal, even if its at the cost of being tortured. Love it.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The juice is worth the squeeze.

  • @thenytewulf4825
    @thenytewulf4825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved how this movie nearly broke Jason right at the start with Segal's mumbling dialogue. I think he was speaking Esperanto.

  • @Bl4ckD0g
    @Bl4ckD0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The part with the guns was literally just Seagal showing off his real life guns to the camera and the director just said 'Fuck it, we' ll use it'

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Which he might not even know how to use.

  • @12345luisp
    @12345luisp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The editing in this one was by far the best 😂 thank you Jason

  • @morgenhoop
    @morgenhoop ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Budget. $8,000,000 (estimated) ·
    Gross domestic dvd sales $432,767.

    • @Np_updates
      @Np_updates 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Satellite TV rights??

    • @morgenhoop
      @morgenhoop 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Np_updates Putin

  • @morgenhoop
    @morgenhoop ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A prequel called A Good Man was released in 2014. Seagal and Keoni reprised their roles as actor and director respectively.

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve ปีที่แล้ว +2

    segal really is the person to change their voice depending who they're around. usually he sounds like an old grizzled jazz blues player from louisiana.

  • @MaximumCarter
    @MaximumCarter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are really good at making very bad movies... alot of fun! Thanks again gang!

  • @joshcarter-com
    @joshcarter-com ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just discovered your channel and I’ve been watching your Seagal roasts. This trio of movie watchers makes a really great crew-lots of energy and lots of laughs. So fun to watch, thank you!

  • @hairyknuckles3662
    @hairyknuckles3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, I just subscribed my 79 year old mother to ur channel. She said, more Bolo's. Stay good Jason, Erin.

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As I said before -Seagal's characters can often be categorized as serial killers but he doesn't understand it.

  • @mummifiedgamer
    @mummifiedgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fun fact: In Hungary Sifu's nickname is "segg-áll" which translates to English as "butt-chin".

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That tracks.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it translated to blubber neck.

  • @mvyper
    @mvyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was literally watching another video on your channel. I refreshed the YT home page and BOOM ! Yournew video was there. I was going to bed, but now I've gotta stay up. Time to warm up water for my evening tea. :)

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope it was worth staying up for.

    • @mvyper
      @mvyper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JasonBrant it always is. 😁 Seagal aside, I love it when you discover some really good B movies and you end up getting all fired up. Nemesis and Fist of the north star are some of my favorite episodes of yours.

  • @MrRyanderome
    @MrRyanderome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these, you just make my day through your suffering lol. Please keep them coming!

  • @IMZ44
    @IMZ44 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also, I hate to say this, but there's a Steven Segal game it's called Steven Seagal Is The Final Option, which is an unreleased beat-up game for the SNES and Genesis.

  • @TheSonOfSammyTerry
    @TheSonOfSammyTerry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm going to spend the winter perfecting my Seagal Louisiana accent.

  • @rokasrerroca7399
    @rokasrerroca7399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jason, @10:53 you said the most hilarious thing ever because I thought it a moment before you said it: "That's probably in Baltimore." We saw "The Wire", beginning to end, for the second time two weeks ago so Baltimore was fresh in my mind. Great job as always!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's an interesting place.

  • @TeiTenga
    @TeiTenga 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the more comical moments (Seemingly missed here!) is when Ving asks where the exit is, yet you can clearly see the exit sign right behind him.
    I always felt that was done on purpose.

  • @BERNI_ROSSI
    @BERNI_ROSSI ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:01 has me DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

  • @fokker1138
    @fokker1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:57 A man who walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age. A man who smells like a Burger King dumpster.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's an impressive man. A good man, even.

  • @mgabor6936
    @mgabor6936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These Seagal reviews are the best! You guys rock, keep up the good work! 😎

  • @ethandavis8090
    @ethandavis8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have been getting really into your channel recently. Your seagal videos are absolutely incredible! You inspired me to watch a seagal movie last week but it was so shitty in the first 5 minutes that my dad forced me to turn off the tv 😢

  • @Rich77UK
    @Rich77UK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why is it sticky" had me screaming out in laughter at 11.30pm!

  • @christophercurtis9392
    @christophercurtis9392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how betrayed Erin was

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was upset when I said Sifu 🤣

  • @jonaha.k.ashazam2535
    @jonaha.k.ashazam2535 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t believe my dad works for the gubment

  • @alexhdz4597
    @alexhdz4597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Danny Trejo was the Lightweight and Welterweight champion in San Quentin. Meeting Danny Trejo is in my bucket list along with hanging out with the SBIG crew.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're thinking too small, I wanna do an episode with the SBIG crew!

  • @Lumiria
    @Lumiria 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was not aware of this Sifu flick. Sadly can't return to 30mins ago lol. Great remarks as always 👍

  • @mattwuk
    @mattwuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Predator laugh and smirk at the end, chefs kiss.

  • @IamSH1VA
    @IamSH1VA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Initial excitement, then “Steven Seagal is in it..”
    You crushed their souls.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarlaccstapeworm990
    @sarlaccstapeworm990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:52... Me and Jason did it at the same time!! "Thailaaand!"
    😂🤣🤣👍

  • @TheDisabledGamersChannel
    @TheDisabledGamersChannel ปีที่แล้ว

    I just became a Patron with the "Sensei Seagal" level, i can't wait to watch all the funny Seagal videos lmao.

  • @NorrisCFuhReal
    @NorrisCFuhReal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seagal has that “Eric Cartman Waddle” down.

  • @Shadooe
    @Shadooe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Does cardio count if you're drunk?" HAHAHAHA That was great!!

  • @ereisfireboi
    @ereisfireboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how he noticed frank but didn't know gillie the kid lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No idea who that is.

    • @ereisfireboi
      @ereisfireboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JasonBrant an older rapper who swears he knows everything, reminds me of that irritating uncle at a barbecue who still thinks it's '84

  • @lukealberti5094
    @lukealberti5094 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot the name of your channel and TH-cam hasn't recommended it in months and I was searching for it a few days ago and couldn't find it and today the nanobots finally read my mind and came to the rescue.

  • @LordGrimlok
    @LordGrimlok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is such a fantastic show. I wish there was a Hallmark movie version.

  • @taylorstevens4356
    @taylorstevens4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once again the SBIG crew saving my night shift with another great one to watch!

  • @hayzed9491
    @hayzed9491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That sinister smile at the end, classic.

  • @adamcraker9629
    @adamcraker9629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey ooooh! Good to see Brian's back.

  • @scottmacgregor3444
    @scottmacgregor3444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Ving, he doesn't deserve to be in this. Nobody does.
    But, I guess for every Pulp Fiction there must be a Pirannha 3d.

  • @UllrT
    @UllrT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "angels to some"... That line made me so happy.

  • @creolekolbytv
    @creolekolbytv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for more!!

  • @davidfausel9029
    @davidfausel9029 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Predator laugh cutaway at the end - PERFECTION. :-)

  • @RustBunny
    @RustBunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The more Sifu I see on this channel (and what I've endured on my own), I think I am close to figuring out Seagal's secret for success in cinema. Now I have to write it down and share - the world needs to know the greatness of Sifu. That is the only way to defeat him.

  • @Bloodmask
    @Bloodmask 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Again a great video, featuring our favorite declining 90s hero. What is that song with "give me energy"?

  • @mcrichton46
    @mcrichton46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorite Trejo scenes is from the movie Triple X with Vin Diesel.
    “Not so funny now, huh funny guy?”

  • @vm7524
    @vm7524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imma use that line next time I go to the range…
    “15 rounds of .45, can you imagine? Very accurate. SPECTACULAR pistol…” 🤣🤣

    • @timthefosterdad
      @timthefosterdad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 1/2 stack 1911.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sifu is a master of all forms of weaponry.

  • @Blackbelt_97
    @Blackbelt_97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know what’s worse the movie or the commentary

  • @galogiha
    @galogiha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exit Wounds was the last movie where Sifu was cool. You should give it a try.
    Of course, by cool I mean "not sweaty".
    It has entertaining bits (none by Fatso, though) and the first and only time I've seen Lardass do a hand-plant... well kinda, -ish.

  • @holosbachstudios9122
    @holosbachstudios9122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the new thumbnails a lot good work

  • @zuludawn9932
    @zuludawn9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow guy's not even your banter was able to save this episode. I was bored watching you guy's being bored.
    This was a new experience in watching your channel, and some how I find it facinating . LOL

  • @alanwakeish
    @alanwakeish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A new Seagull video from you guys, that's an instant like.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, Stephen!

  • @J-S.P
    @J-S.P ปีที่แล้ว

    The Predator Billy laugh at the end broke me 😆

  • @Dante_Vicino
    @Dante_Vicino 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Right on cue when you say, "...like an idiot?" @ 22:25, there's Sifu running with the gun pointed, finger on the trigger, with the slide locked back (empty magazine).

  • @vd5026
    @vd5026 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Napoleon Blownaparte's MMA videos put Steven seagal's song Strut (aka I want the punani) in my feed and as a result you guys somehow wound up in it too. Couldn't be happier and have been binging both the song and these videos for a week.