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I used to volunteer at a health centre that worked with the severely obese. One woman said this video helped her realise how much help she needed. She ended up losing 20stone and still going strong. Im proud of her.
Good ol’ Ricky, he loves to help.
but still an idiot
LOST 20 STONE ..? I thought I was overweight when I got to 15 stone.
But this video was uploaded a month ago
It is an old bit though.
Donuts! Proves his point. A baker once described donuts to me as processed white flour mixed with sugar and fat, deep fried in fat, injected with sugar and covered with sugar and more fat.
Even Dunkin' Donuts dropped the "donuts" in their ads.
Well, yeah.
Love it Larry. In an episode of "Yes Minister" on TV they described sausages as "high-fat emulsified offal tubes" - that put me off - actually I have to admit for only a short while.
I used to buy frozen, plain, sugared donuts for a few weeks in college. First and hopefully only time i got breasticles. Just like Dylan Moran, i got out of the habit after biking on a cobblestone street. That was uncomfy.
Dough....or Doughnut
There are no fries
I love this!!! 16 months ago I weighed 268 lbs. ( I'm only 5'4") I was 64" tall with a 48" waistline. I now weigh 175 lbs and have a 33" waistline. Comedians need to keep up the good work pointing out how delusional we are by letting ourselves get so big!
Making fun of someone is never a good strategy.
Funny thing: as a European, I only understood '16 months ago'.
I haven't a clue how tall or small you are or how much you weighed or what your waisteline was. But I gather you did well! Congratulations!
@@jennifermanian1420That isn't always true.
Good for you! Losing weight is hard. It took me almost 2 years to lose 70 pounds. I counted calories and did aerobics, lifted hand weights, etc. I’m at a plateau now but am trying to lose another 10 pounds. 🤞
@@jennifermanian1420It is much kinder than supporting delusion, and sometime it is the ONLY dialogue available.
He has some really good points about the food industry.
Some think the food industry is in with US healthcare system. Billions and probably trillions of profits to be made encouraging calories
He has even more points about greed, lack of discipline re food/exercise, & personal choices / responsibility. “…and it IS their own fault”. Food industry issues just contribute to the problems for some being more extreme, but aren’t the cause or an excuse. Proof - everyone who’s NOT obese.
AND HUMAN BEINGS.
He's a good observer in general. His jokes are so funny because they are often the truth.
This is why people love Ricky...truth hurts, but laughter the best medicine.
Love Ricky’s humour
He is fearless and his comedy makes sense
Thanks Ricky!!!!!
Ricky always hits important notes with laughter. I hope he keeps walking on the edge with his comedy 😂
“ otherwise we are going to Canada “ 😂😂😂 im dying here!! ( and im fat )
lol yeah i loved that! Not only do they need an extra seat on the plane, they actually need an extra propeller too🤣
Absolutely love Ricky ❤. We will never have another comedian as great as Ricky , open honest straight forward gold .
There are alot of great comedians out there , none as great as Ricky .
Jane must also be a blessing , to continue loving someone that can make a joke out of everything in life . Bless these two .
Check out Dave Chappelle...keeping it real 😂
Ricky just donated 1.9 million pounds to Animal rescue. He cares about Animals and does something about it. A terrific man with a wonderful sense of humour.
“Treat me like a farm animal “😂
My doctor once told me to open my mouth and say "oink."
To be fair.. My horse gets treated like royalty.. Strawberries popped into his mouth, I pick grapes off the stem for him, blackberries, pineapple, watermelon, cantaloupe, coconut chunks (and milk), oranges, banana, pears, raspberries, kiwi, absolutely spoilt rotten.. £80 a week on just his fruit.. what am I eating? Crisps and microwave meals because that's all I can afford after him 😂😂
@@Kat-mu8wq What the hell is wrong with you? Just feed the Horse oats.
@@mkultra2456 Norm Macdonald!
Sadly close enough some times. Used to work at an hospital when I was ~20.
We had one day a person so obese the hospital didn't have the proper equipment to weight her, and had to bring her to the local zoo to do so.
Wish this was a joke...
It’s like a South Park live action 😂😂
I love it. I am currently in need of loosing some weight and that is very good and funny motivation! “ we will go to Canada” made me laugh for an hour 😂
Same hahaha
That was the bit that set me off!
Good on you! Keep it up!
It wasn’t that funny
@@notknown6605 for you? May be🤷♀️ I don’t remember asking anyone’s opinion on my statement 😏
I love listening to him talk about fat people bc he’s spot on!!
So funny…. And tragically so true…
In America it would be bad for business to stop enabling toxic behavior. That's why the big push for body positivity regardless of how unhealthy it is.
Because the weight loss industry is a billion dollar business. The medical community doesn't care about your problem they need to keep the money rolling in.
@@jennifermanian1420But most of all, the food industry wants to keep injecting all those addictive chemicals and sugar into your food. They want to keep you buying their products.
Sugar is taxed in the UK (introduced by the government in a very lame effort to stop people eating so much sugar. Tax doesn't stop drinkers or smokers though, the threat of dying does that).
Of course, those who're already sugar addicted don't stop, and sugar goes into more products than ever.
The latest sugar trend here is a huge range of energy drinks - coupling sugar with caffeine, a bunch of chemicals, a horrible taste and all stuffed in a 'supersize me' can (the drink industry's answer to the bucket).
Most people generally overlook the chemicals in processed foods, because they are either confused by the words or familiar with seeing them in our products every day. They think that's all right. But is it?.
So the government and food industry and chemical industry are all doing high fives with each other, the consequences of their indifference felt by our NHS instead (which gets blamed by the government for not sorting out the waiting list problem in some parts of the country).
I expect that, eventually, the US government will look to what the UK has done, realise that we didn't have a revolution over sugar tax, just a few weeks of mild complaints, and will start taxing it over there one day. It's going to rake in billions.
Here in Australia a fat professional defender of fatness was made Australian Of The Year. Shameful.
I gave up on plates when I was 5 😂🤣
This clip has been reposted about as often as uncle ben has died. Its a good thing Ricky is as rewatchable as he is
Love Ricky Gervais he’s the funniest comedian ever
This is Ricky at his best!
They think a bucket is an individual serving.
They also think a can of Diet Coke will offset the 8,000 calories they just ate.
Diet drinks are known to cause diabetes.
@@MichaelKingsfordGray That's not true.
Diet drinks are all sorts of bad.
Literally saw that, in a works canteen, the lady ordered double everything with chips, then ordered a coke, The server said "full fat"? in an indignant way she said NO, DIET
@@robertpodbery242 No amount of Diet Coke will cure mental illness.
"The best fried chicken I've had all day". There's a clue!
I saw a woman in the Walmart bakery on a mobility scooter, she was so huge she couldn't stand up so she was only getting the donuts on the bottom shelf!
They know their customers.
Not much fun when you are in a plane waiting to see who will sit next to you and a pie thief does, and then steals half of your seat.
Had that once on a flight - he took up half my seat *_and_* he was malodorous 🤢
To add insult to injury, when it was time for the meal, the Stewardess handed him his meal, then asked him to pass mine to me. He took my meal removed the top and ate that too.
My parents had to ask a Stewardess on their side for a meal for me.
When I returned home, I complained to the company we’d booked with, but they just said they couldn’t do anything about a passenger’s behaviour.
I flew a lot in the USA when working, my greatest fear, and I often had half a seat to enjoy .
My first flight was sat next to a super fat person. He smelled like he couldn't reach around his fat to wipe his bottom properly the last time he went to the toilet. I turned greener and greener on that 2.5 hour trip.
I'm crying with laughter at this.
He shouldn't make fun of fat people, they already have a lot on their plate.
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Best comment ever!!!
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Lol 😂
I love how Ricky call them FAT! Not some apologetic BS.
Thank you for saying FAT out loud. 😂
It's true that EVERYTHING, including the people, is bigger in America. I used to be a Porter in a Hotel (BellBoy !!) and when a coach load of Americans arrived I sort of went into shock. Even the kids were bigger than me. But not only were they wider, they also seemed to be taller. They were massive. Their suitcases were huge too. In the restaurant, our full plates seemed so pathetic in front of them. But the majority of them were really nice as far as tourists go. I liked them, they tipped well (in dollars, which when converted wasn't much at all, but they tipped when it wasn't expected and that was really nice) and they were mostly very polite. But size-wise, I was actually in AWE of them !
Funniest and most honest comedian I've ever heard
Some restaurants in china have different size doorways and you get a discount on the meal dependent on which doorway you fit through
Rubbish
Airlines should do that ,then I would get less than 1/2 price flights
Since when do they have that? I’ve been to China a couple of times and I never saw that.
@fuddyduddyhorsemanship China is quite big though, I see it on a food documentary on channel 4.
I saw that as well. I think there were 4 options if I remember right. What I saw wasn't exactly doorways, though. Tough to describe, but above each space to get thru was a sign saying what the discount would be.
He’s brutal but I love his way of thinking 🧐 🧐🧐🤭🤭
When you try to point out the statistics and use a pie chart.
Brutal torture.
“Treat me like a farm animal.”
I watch this whenever I don't feel like going to the gym.
Thank God for Ricky Gervais 🎉❤😅
Hopefully, this can save someone from health issues as he mentions at the end
How does humiliation help someone make them want to get better? What happened to kindness and being inclusive?
@@jennifermanian1420 Kindness and being inclusive goes out the window when you reach 300#s or 21 stones. Put the fork and spoon down.
Ricky’s routines are the fast food of stand-up.
Trail of M&Ms! 🤣
The bucket is supposed to be for a large family
Well, if they weren't large before...
yeah right
A large family of farm animals?
Lol. Not in America.🤣
I lost 12 stone last week. Then she found her way home :(
12 stone isn't big. 😂 Do you know how many women would murder to be 12 stone? I haven't been that since I was 16.
🇬🇧We had to reinforce the floor in a hospital I worked in because a ward was going to be operating on bariatric patients. They carried out risk assessments got engineers in took into account the equipment and the weight of the patients (they had to be a goal weight for anaesthesia safety), did the maths and paid millions to have it done. Unfortunately they didn’t take into account that the family members of obese patients are often grossly overweight also and they were only able to accommodate 1 visitor at a time. They were not happy. 🇬🇧
Jesus Christ
@@homie3461 lol
A lot of people don't realize that carbohydrates are addictive, so the body wants more all the time.
Refined carbs (sugar) yes. Complex carbs are not.
The brain absolutely loves sugar
They aren't fucking heroin. Somehow 99% of people aren't addicted.
@@enkisdaughter4795 And booze.
It's about balancing your carbs with exercise and proteins. You need to burn the carbs off.
Well done Ricky!
Reminds me of a George Carlin bit. 😊
One person eating an entire bucket of fried chicken is an astounding feat. When I was a kid, a bucket a fried chicken fed the entire family.
The only bucket chicken I ever had made me so sick, I barfed the 1/2 piece of one nasty thigh in a public swimming pool. They had to close the pool to clean it. I was 10. No one could convince me to eat fast food again.
Quite. I'm quite large myself but when it comes to hot food I have the appetite of a sparrow.. 😂 I can't even eat 3 pieces of the chicken from a bucket.
I can easily down 6 packets of crisps in a day though.
In a bucket is an old monty python joke
Hilarious and savage at the same time! 😂
i love Ricky Gervais comedy
Thank you for caring Rick.
I think sugar has a lot to do with it. And it is in everything. Not just the candy. soft drink and baked goods aisles, places you'd expect to find sugar. I recently read the labels on 15 different brands of potato salad. ALL of them had sugar listed in the ingredients. Do you put sugar in your potato salad? Didn't think so. I ended up with 3 pounds of potatoes and made it myself. I find myself doing more and more 'from scratch' because nothing prepared is healthy any more. I do not own a scale. I have never tracked my weight. If I found my size 8 jeans getting snug, time to alter the diet. Every morning when I took a shower, I'd look down. Can't see pubic hair? Time for cottage cheese on lettuce for lunch.
You also find sugar in packed meat in the supermarket, ham, cheese. Its everywhere. Use the butcher more.
It’s best to just avoid prepared foods
Try growing your bush out or curl it so it sticks out. Then you won't have to diet.
I've recently been trying to cut out sugar. Tried to buy sausages... had bloody sugar in them. SAUSAGES!!!
Home cooking is always the best. I would recommend watching some Michael Pollan videos on home cooking & avoiding restaurant food altogether.
Thank-you. As a kid, my parents were -- like 99% of Americans -- unaware of sound nutrition and convenience ruled the kitchen. Thus it's been struggle all my adult life.I never reached nearly the size you are talking about, because I played serious sports into my thirties, and took a course in nutrition. Nonetheless, my metabolism is wired to balloon up, and I have excised whole categories of foods from my life. My siblings' children are enormous. I had kids rather late in life, and put them on a sugar-free no processed food diet from birth, and both are slim and healthy. *Diet in infancy matters, as it determines body mass for the rest of one's life.*
“99% of Americans” is a HUGE reach, ahem, & hardly the truth. A lot depends on one’s own community & culture, and much of that is dangerously accepting obesity & related illnesses as normal.
@@Cycology_Major Perhaps you are right, but the 1950s were definitely not woke.
Best wishes
What about hormone of growt in animals by Big industries, and all that sugar. Some of videos i watch will mention this. For exsample they go on Holiday outside usa. They eat same portions of food, and More. They find themselfes losing Weight and when they come back in usa and start eating food from usa all that weight comes back. There are multiple channels with this experience
Ricky is just great. Think he‘d get cancelled on our woke German TV.
In an office where I worked.we would take turns to buy the cakes for Wednesday morning tea. When my turn came up I decided to make this an experiment. I bought three categories - plain cake, cake with icing and cake with lots of icing and loads of cream. So I sat back and watched who took what. As expected, the fatter they were the more they went for the richest cake.
Did your smug little supercilious experiment make you feel happy?
I'm guessing you must be medium to slim build.
The fact that fat people are in general addicted to calories and eating, and you actually discovered this all by youself when the fat folk in your office picked the richest cakes. Absolutely mind blowing discovery.
You should be posting this in your local medical journal, you could go down in history, instead you just post it on ytube.
You're the best Ricky!!!
Great segment! Thanks for sharing it 👍
He explains clearly what's the real problem : food industry.
Eating healthy food also costs more. If you're on a budget and you have to feed yourself and your family it's much cheaper to buy something that will fill you up but is most likely full of saturated fat, sugar and preservatives.
We've always got to have someone to blame haven't we ? It used to be "I have fat genes" before science put that one to rest. Stop stuffing food down your gullet and use some willpower.
Not really, the food industry doesn't make everyone sedentary and lazy lmaoooo fatties are fat because they are weak and lack basic discipline.
no it's greed
Yeah and everything else is someone else’s fault too.
I have obesity in my family. They all died from complications of this…. diabetes with kidney failure, heart attack, stroke, hypertension. I figured this out at 12 yo when my grandma was put on dialysis and died 6 months later. I vowed to never get that way.
Soooo accurate.
He used the word “ Flabbergasted”
04:28 ... They take their heels off :)
Classic ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤.
I’m living here in the UK now Mr. Ricky and I can attest that you are fast approaching catching up (I am an American living in the UK)
Humorous and informative.
If anyone can tell a story funnier than Ricky I'd love to meet them.. lol
Well you can't because George Carlin is dead.
Dave Chappelle! Even better
The late G. Carlin AND Chapelle both absolutely 💯
It’s obvious you have never watched the likes of Bobby Thompson “The Little Waster” who was probably the forerunner of Billy Connolly “The Big Yin”, and without both of them pushing the boundaries of what was publicly acceptable humour we would probably not have Ricky.
The Big Yin openly admitted he even used to invent his own swear words to avoid the censors, otherwise about 90% of his work would never have seen the light of day. Getafa yabasa was one such example.
In fact in Billy’s younger days he was more frenetic in his pacing around the stage, and his gesticulating, his little table with drink on it all quite faithfully reproduced by Ricky.
Both of the aforementioned ‘comedians’ were never really joke tellers, but more raconteurs, or very funny story tellers. Which is exactly what Ricky is,
Ricky is merely following in their footsteps. Is he funnier? Well that is just subjective opinion, but I think you will find great pleasure in checking out Bobby and Billy on ytube.
I sat next to a really fat white woman in Vegas playing slots. She was riding one of those fat-scooters. She kept talking about that in her family they had an illness that made them all fat, while chewing on chocolate chip cookies (she had a 3 KILO bag in front of her)... ohh yeah.. she never even offered me a cookie!!!
Those people ruin the truth, because there is a pancreatic problem that makes too much insulin, and you are still not diabetic, i had it, doctors couldn’t find it until 2023, i spent a decade on salada and meat. And zero sugar drinks. And I went to 186kg, could barely dress myself. Now am 148kg and i can even run and jump after stomach surgery and pancreatic reset ( 1 month on liquid diet).
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That laugh emoji was meant for “the candy story “ not you 😁
Why mention she was white?
@@v-town1980 Would he if she were black or Latina?? Doubt it
Sheez! You should see the police officers in out town 🙈 there's a whole show right there!
I’ve noticed too how US LEO grow fatter than the rest of the population, as if that was a strength…
😂😂😂shevels!!!?😂😂😂😂❤
hilarious and true
So funny 😅
In Vancouver we do say, oh let him do all the smack he wants. It’s his body. We taxpayers even pay for the drugs. Crazy , right?!
Hilarious
He,s not wrong 🤣🤣🤣
Wickedly funny
Sorry, he’s the best 😂😂😂
Great 👍 👌
People taking responsibility for themselves?
POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS!
Very funny 😂😂😂
This is the best of his😂😂
And love from Caroline in Zimbabwe
Greetings from Uganda
❤️💐from Nigerian romance scammers, pretty lady. How are you today?… (jk lol)
This made me hungry.
And they charge you extra if your luggage is a couple of grams over. Everyone should be weighed.
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Shut up....I don't care!!! I know that they're your friend....shut up...I don't care. Love you Ricky G.
Nuts have a lot of calories!
There is legit research that points out the physiological difference between human populations that developed in different environments. The higher rates of obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure etc among certain groups is based on how the body metabolizes foods. High fat, high carb diets are extremely useful to hunter gather/ highly nomadic populations but lethal to more sedentary/agricultural groups. Magnify that over thousand of years and it becomes dominant in gene expressions. A super basic example would be high level athletes. The nutritional/energy requirements with them is far higher while they are performing but if they keep it up it becomes problematic.
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He's right you know...
How about the telly, with a Constant bombardment of fast food commercials? You could gain weight just watching the double/triple cheeseburgers with Extra bacon. I have more to say on the subject, but now I have to go order a pizza with extra cheese in the crust.
When he said the Americans put our's to shame, I assumed he meant The Office.
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I took my cousin to lunch in the UK a few years ago. Adjacent to our table was one with four fat women in their 30's I guess.
The restaurant had a "salad buffet" that you can eat as much as you want ahead of your main course. It had lots of fattening things and dressings.
They piled up plates three times.
Then the main courses were huge.
Now I can eat but not that day......their gorging quite put me off and I left most of my meal, something I never do as the spectacle of them stuffing their faces right in front of me made me feel ill.
Tells it like it is. We Americans need to stop treating hugely fat people as a normal occurrence. And yes, it is also the food industry.
When have Americans treated fat people as a normal condition. They are the main root of all jokes and told their fatand sloppy
I fu__ing love cake and I ain't fat !!!
Sugar is the sweet silent killer - Ricky is the not so sweet, not silent killer!
ricky lost weight too, well done!
The missus and I went into an American Golden Corral buffet. Wow. The fatty disgusting food was a serious turn off, but the average client was worse. We never went back but now I know what Okra is, so there's that.
No no proud and SO brave
Spot on!
Ricky you don’t need to swear because of your great wit!
but he is so funny when he throws the f word in ...."fat little fucker" as opposed to "fat little thing/person" ?? not the same but i must admit I still cringe at the C word; always have and always will i suppose..
Poms like him swear, Americans swear. It’s f this f that, mfer over here, c word and b word all over the place. I hate it, but I appreciate Ricky’s commentary on a subject society has made a stupid taboo. To its own detriment. Instead we must all “support” people who are obese while swilling their KFC by the bucketload and praise their body image.
Dropping the F word on unexpected occasions makes people laugh, but yeah, when every other word is F***, the effect just gets diluted 🥱