As a farmer, it is hilarious listening to him talk about the equipment. I drive these things every day and the way he describes them as death traps and spaceships made me lose it because I've never thought twice about it since I grew up doing it. It's all normal to me
@@OstrichWrestler Well yes you have to be safe when working with large machinery, but I don't hop in the tractor thinking that I'm driving a death machine.
Manufactures sell pink Foil and for every Role you buy there goes a donation to Breastcancer research. The pink color does not have a special function. It's a voluntary action and was started to support the image of the farmers.
Jewels Dashon mate, I don’t know what you’re whooshing, they legalized it here in Colorado way before anywhere else. He should have said that if that’s the point he was making.
@@williamwebb580 mate, aye? Not bad, for a low bloke like yeself. But in all seriousness, explaining a joke seems to defeat its purpose, dontcha think? Plus, I did it as a slight poke, not exactly meaning it.
"Every piece of farm equipment is Final Destinationable" You have no idea. The stories I have heard, they are worse than you can imagine. Grain acts a lot more like a fluid when transported. I have heard of people "drowning" in grain bins (or suffocating, same difference).
Grew up on a farm and his descriptions of the machines as death traps is hilarious 😂 but kinda true because those spikes are not flimsy, they’re inch-thick steel lol
Your videos are the perfect balance between the people who treat this game like a joke and those who have been playing for years. It's great watching you take this somewhat seriously and learn as you go, but make all the same silly mistakes I did when I started (and still do, but don't tell anyone). Great work!
The tires are made by Trelleborg... Didn't expect to see where I work in the video. Just... the farming end instead of the medical end of the business.
For better automation you'll have to wait for courseplay mod to be released. With that mod you can set up vehicles to go from 1 place to another on the map and different types of field work as well as unloading a harvester and taking the crop to a silo or sell point.
As a farm worker and farm sim player for over 10 years i dont want to stab my eyes out because your disnolage about farming. The vids are fun to watch at this point because you got more experience now.
Some of the crops you can harvest like wheat you can set the combine to leave a straw swath that you can bale and sell too. Basically get stacks twice from the same crop.
Final Destination is the only film series I've actually fallen asleep trying to marathon. Still remember waking up to the DVD logo not getting in the sodding corner!
I get what you’re saying graystillplays you’re right by saying the farm equipment can be dangerous if you’re not careful but if you and watch what your doing it can be be kinda fun to drive in ride in and watch at work.
Oh you think farming equipment looks menacing? What about your kitchen? Just imagine what your forks and knives could do to someone! Also bathrooms have electrical equipment next to running water. Drop your hair dryer in your bath and you dead!
4:30 The 'murder machine' bit is much closer to reality than you think. Farming is notorious for people getting ripped apart in agricultural machinery.
Your work in the fields mowing and seeding could be 'Story Time With Grey' since House flipper would be just trying to do different things. With the updates it adds some replay value since you are no longer bound by the plumbing.
i was a farmer in my mid teens and i did foilage work. even though the harvestor was half a million dollars i got paid 55$ a hour. it was a REALLY hard job.
Hey dude, If you really want to go Grass You'll need the Purchase the Big Kuhn Baler and the Kuhn Standalone wrapper. The Big Kuhn baler Spits out sqaure bales, the Square bales can go onto the Big red Autobaler trailer which holds 16 bales compared to the 8 in this Video, The Kuhn Wrapper which You were right in having to purchase for the best Efficiency in the start of the Video, Wraps both Square and round bales. I've been doing silage in both Farm17 and Farm18 and with the 16 stack Silage selling for Obviously double the 8 stack, It'd be easier to grab the Square bales for a field like the one you had in this video. Furthermore I chuckled with Pity when you said you got one of the big Seeders, when the Seeder 2 slots to the right of the one you chose are 15m wide compared to 9m and only cost like 100k more. Otherwise, Glad to see you found the Pleasure of grass farms at last \o thumbs up on the Video from me.
To be honest I have no interest in farming and no interest in playing this game but knowing Gray I just had to watch this video for the laughs. I wasn't disappointed. lol
You should buy every plot of land on the map, and plant trees on every plot. If you don't have enough money I'm sure you could probably go into the save files of the game and add money to your save game (maybe).
Load the grass into a loading wagon and take it to the biogas plant to make silage. from there you can use a front end loader to move the silage into the biogas selling area. That's where the fattest of all stacks are made.
Imean I've heard rumours that you have to clean out harvesters regularly cause the dust inside is mega flammable But you could take the whole death argument and apply it to anything in modern life 🤔
As a farmer, it is hilarious listening to him talk about the equipment. I drive these things every day and the way he describes them as death traps and spaceships made me lose it because I've never thought twice about it since I grew up doing it. It's all normal to me
If you take a modern tractor/agriculture safety course you learn pretty quickly that, yes, these are machines of horrifying deaths.
@@OstrichWrestler Well yes you have to be safe when working with large machinery, but I don't hop in the tractor thinking that I'm driving a death machine.
And he called the 3 point hitch a leader or something
OstrichWrestler I’m pretty sure the older stuff was much more dangerous. Less powerful, yes, but still more dangerous
Brian yOu MonStEr
Farm equipment looks like death machines?
_Let's all remember the weapon of choice for the _*_Grim Reaper himself_*_ is a _*_harvesting scythe._*
Francis lol
LOL
I hate farm equipment
@@Djingoclottates Then what are you doing here
@@InitiateDee the reference really went over your head, huh?
Manufactures sell pink Foil and for every Role you buy there goes a donation to Breastcancer research. The pink color does not have a special function. It's a voluntary action and was started to support the image of the farmers.
Grass? Plane? Sounds like a smuggling operation to me.
*south america*
Really Dead Guy I love this
He kept saying "Drop them off" lol
Instantly reminded me of the movie 'blow' 😂
He is getting arrested for drug smuggling to different country
04:33
Well, the most common depiction of death does wield farming equipment, so you might not be that far off...
Farm equipment is anti zombie material
Haha lol you could use the cropper to grind the zombies and shoot them into the truck
Mrpepe Andporkchops fresh meat to sell to the baker
I've seen better sides of ZOMBIE ran by a combine
What do you im a farmer
@@Cookiechipy E just E
gray: grass...you know, the legal kind
california: *legalizes pot*
gray: ...
mtndewkid doesn’t he live in Florida?
@@williamwebb580 r/whoooosh
Jewels Dashon mate, I don’t know what you’re whooshing, they legalized it here in Colorado way before anywhere else. He should have said that if that’s the point he was making.
@@williamwebb580 mate, aye? Not bad, for a low bloke like yeself.
But in all seriousness, explaining a joke seems to defeat its purpose, dontcha think? Plus, I did it as a slight poke, not exactly meaning it.
Jewels Dashon Yeah, I understand. Sorry if I was snappy.
Some farmers wrap their bales in pink for breast cancer research or something
wot
I farmer do not know that
Yes in my country there goes 1€ to breast cancer per bale
Dan Hughes yea I knoe
Makes sence. Seen pink bales in real life lol
Every time I see any kind of farming machinery is always think “imagine someone getting mangled in that”.
I does happen
Why do I think the same
"Every piece of farm equipment is Final Destinationable"
You have no idea. The stories I have heard, they are worse than you can imagine.
Grain acts a lot more like a fluid when transported. I have heard of people "drowning" in grain bins (or suffocating, same difference).
fun fact: the Estancia Lapacho map was a platinum edition DLC in Farming Simulator 17
Party855 that isn’t a fun fact
@@fish6153 how?
Party855 a fun fact is interesting not just something your informing someone of.
@@fish6153 It could be interesting to some
Party855 I guess
Grew up on a farm and his descriptions of the machines as death traps is hilarious 😂 but kinda true because those spikes are not flimsy, they’re inch-thick steel lol
Your videos are the perfect balance between the people who treat this game like a joke and those who have been playing for years. It's great watching you take this somewhat seriously and learn as you go, but make all the same silly mistakes I did when I started (and still do, but don't tell anyone). Great work!
Favorite you tuber graystill plays “how do I make the most stacks in the shortest amount of time”
You're the only youtuber that can make a simulator fun.
About the farm equipment.... just remember that the Grim Reaper's scythe is also originally a farm tool
A grass farm in South America huh...yeah that sounds totally legit Gray, lol
Ur awesome. Somehow you manage to make a realistic game and serious game funny. I love you man, keep it up!!!!
The tires are made by Trelleborg... Didn't expect to see where I work in the video. Just... the farming end instead of the medical end of the business.
"All grass all the time, Cheech and Chong would be proud" I'm cackling
For better automation you'll have to wait for courseplay mod to be released. With that mod you can set up vehicles to go from 1 place to another on the map and different types of field work as well as unloading a harvester and taking the crop to a silo or sell point.
those lines are really nice
As someone who lives in the country, this is 100% accurate of our roads
Look! Modern Grey playing a game how it is soppost to! How rare!
As a farm worker and farm sim player for over 10 years i dont want to stab my eyes out because your disnolage about farming. The vids are fun to watch at this point because you got more experience now.
I started watching this series and I get “Farming” ads on these...
Ha i dont get ads i got youtube venues
What’s an ad?
I use an adblocker.
Some of the crops you can harvest like wheat you can set the combine to leave a straw swath that you can bale and sell too. Basically get stacks twice from the same crop.
Play more on this map, it's really unique. I haven't seen much of other youtubers showcasing it.
2020 emoji update includes folded in half frisbee going down a throat
Yea remove them deoxygenators
Final Destination is the only film series I've actually fallen asleep trying to marathon. Still remember waking up to the DVD logo not getting in the sodding corner!
Randomly came across your channel, and I have to say I never ed laughed as much. Will be watching a lot more.
I get what you’re saying graystillplays you’re right by saying the farm equipment can be dangerous if you’re not careful but if you and watch what your doing it can be be kinda fun to drive in ride in and watch at work.
Oh you think farming equipment looks menacing?
What about your kitchen? Just imagine what your forks and knives could do to someone!
Also bathrooms have electrical equipment next to running water. Drop your hair dryer in your bath and you dead!
A thresher machine with 180 blades, spinning at 500rpm, is marginally more dangerous than a knife
Didn't even watch it yet and still liked it cause i know already it gonna be funny 😂💪👍👌
4:30 The 'murder machine' bit is much closer to reality than you think. Farming is notorious for people getting ripped apart in agricultural machinery.
You can also create a mega field by plowing the field and selecting create fields.
I came across this channel completely by coincidence
Do not regret
Love you videos funny as hell
Gray you are honestly my new favorite youtuber, best vids ever
Hey Gray you planning on doing long dark again anytime soon? Or are you waiting on Wintermute 3, 4, and 5?
When he said "CANOLA?! BULLCRAP!" He sounded like John Mulaney
Dakota bailey when?
he literally sounds like john mulaney all of the time. Im convinced its him
Your work in the fields mowing and seeding could be 'Story Time With Grey' since House flipper would be just trying to do different things. With the updates it adds some replay value since you are no longer bound by the plumbing.
please do more on this map! so good lmao
New intro everytime gray plays fs19 - GrayStillFarms
People:2020 can’t be any worse
The farmers: oh it is gonna be a long year
Balling company: may I offer to you a death machine in this trying time
Just found u and already love your videos
The frisbee swallowing...wash that a flippin real ultimate power reference??
keep the series going
I had a dream last night that Grey ended up on my Steam friends list. I have no idea how, but we ended up friending each other.
FokkeWulfe Dejavu lol
@@FlynnMcDowell Did you have the same dream friend?
No, I certainly wish I did tho 😂
@@FlynnMcDowell As we all do... And this totally shouldn't be held as a hint to Gray for his fans who also live in Florida....... 😂.
FokkeWulfe aha
The proper phrase is "Break your backs so we get fat stacks."
i was a farmer in my mid teens and i did foilage work. even though the harvestor was half a million dollars i got paid 55$ a hour. it was a REALLY hard job.
Hey dude, If you really want to go Grass You'll need the Purchase the Big Kuhn Baler and the Kuhn Standalone wrapper. The Big Kuhn baler Spits out sqaure bales, the Square bales can go onto the Big red Autobaler trailer which holds 16 bales compared to the 8 in this Video, The Kuhn Wrapper which You were right in having to purchase for the best Efficiency in the start of the Video, Wraps both Square and round bales. I've been doing silage in both Farm17 and Farm18 and with the 16 stack Silage selling for Obviously double the 8 stack, It'd be easier to grab the Square bales for a field like the one you had in this video. Furthermore I chuckled with Pity when you said you got one of the big Seeders, when the Seeder 2 slots to the right of the one you chose are 15m wide compared to 9m and only cost like 100k more. Otherwise, Glad to see you found the Pleasure of grass farms at last \o thumbs up on the Video from me.
brand new map?
thats the platinum expansion map from 2017
like ya ☺️
When I heard graystillplays mention about John Deere, I have to admit: that is one of my favorite companies of tractors.
Wheat is a type of grass btw and yes fertilizer does help. Corn is also a form of grass
Your vids are amazing
When you talk about final destination I see picture in my mind
Gray, oh gray,
Your never really grey
Your funny- oh what am I doing gray never disappoints
"canola oil! Bull crap, your ganna be fricking grass now!"
-Gray still plays
2018
was hoping he would try mowing it down and baling it
@@theripcord03 It is still called oilseed rape though
Ive re lived this moment 5 times now
After driving a giant brand new John Deere tractor. I have to say it definitely feels like your sitting in a space ship.
Normal people make grass silage when they need money, but when gray needs money he does silage bales with pot.lol!!!!!
gray it takes a long time to first grow grass then after you harvest it it will grow back fast
Where I live I see people driving their giant tractor and giant attachment down the road all the time
Brian is right he’s funny about the equipment it’s funny
you need to use the krone big M it cuts and rows grass all in one. it also cuts crops
Awesome videos! Keep it up my stomach hurts from laughing!!!
To be honest I have no interest in farming and no interest in playing this game but knowing Gray I just had to watch this video for the laughs. I wasn't disappointed. lol
You can run the small mower with a square bailer and then run behind it and wrap while its mowing and bailing and never have to stop moving.
GRAY U CAN DRIVE DA DEM TRAIN!!
You should buy every plot of land on the map, and plant trees on every plot. If you don't have enough money I'm sure you could probably go into the save files of the game and add money to your save game (maybe).
Load the grass into a loading wagon and take it to the biogas plant to make silage. from there you can use a front end loader to move the silage into the biogas selling area. That's where the fattest of all stacks are made.
You know what's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not growing.
Could you start a series that would fun to watch
Alright, after watching a few videos I'm subbed.
"Grabs it,wraps it,does everything"
Am i too dirty minded i blame my male american mind
binoF bacon no you just watch too much porn.
making fat stacks off of grass is a great idea gray.
You should mess with the crop growth speed so you can Insta farm grass or you can set the cars of the other AI to 0.
Bro your your lit love your vids keep it up my man
The weeds start growing on the field before your help even finished it...thats how you know you hired a slacker.
nice job
That’s how tractors actually look in real life
"you gotta get all your vitamins and minerals and in order to do that, you gotta eat yourselves" grey- 2018
Great work Gray more thief simulation.
Everybody else in the comments seems to be so comfortable here. I still dk what I am doing here but this man is funny
I’m watching these videos out of order, you can’t be on the road more then a second without being sent to outer space lol
Once the courseplay mod comes out for fs19, all you have to do it sit and watch your tractors move once you set up all the automation.
Jesus christ "cheech and chong would be proud" oh my god i love you gray 😆
13:25
Atleast I'm not the only one who thinks wrapped bales look like marshmallows lol
you are the best
12:34 look at how much it's filled up.
Nice
Also it's at 1234 lol
Your so funny lol and that's why I'm subscribe
That gas station says "yacimientos petrolíferos del Chaco", so we can technically say that this farm is either on Argentina, Bolivia or Paraguay!
Grey you need to try having a hog or a cow farm to collect there poop for fertilizer.
where poop?
@@travisjohnson8240 it comes as a by product from cows and pigs
r/woosh
Learn more grammar please
Aaaaah its grayplays
Love it
Imean I've heard rumours that you have to clean out harvesters regularly cause the dust inside is mega flammable
But you could take the whole death argument and apply it to anything in modern life 🤔
7:13
Gray: look at my logo look at money etc
All the red and yellow machinery on the front of your tractor looks kinda like some giant packs of Starburst if you squint at it
You should try to create a sawfish in Species!