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I like how in 7:04 when he smacks his desk a couple times, his keyboard is missing half it's keys and his monitor is face down but his glass of water doesn't have a drop spilled from it
he get banned for a fake report.. he is trying to get the channel back but we know twitch support... he is doing stream on mixer if you guys like to see him! greats from a spanish guy on germany!
Fake report ? You stupid fuck. How about thousands of clips that showing is raging, team killing, acting like a fucking animal on stream ? You deny it ?
@@olihat8798 taco and burrito are mexican words, and maybe u should get the world map and check where are located mexico and spain. see ya uncultivated.
@@Sunrise-vf7ws Here you go buddy: Tense: 'Hey you lot, tell him he is subnormal (close to faggot)' Lot: 'Subnormal' Tense: *kills him* 'There ya go' 1 of the lot: 'Could you scream to me subnormal please?' Tense: 'Ofc man' . . . SUBNORMAAAAAAAAL
![[안방1열 직캠4K] 베이비몬스터 치키타 'DRIP' (BABYMONSTER CHIQUITA FanCam) @SBS Inkigayo 241110](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tnlxo79cAqY/mqdefault.jpg)
Tense: **loses a round**
Keyboard: *“please no”*
@Burrito BTP salty
And when he wins
@@basedneutral1173 toxic
@@NoU-tt9nl ok boomer
NoU
-kills 4 guys in pistol
-they lose the round
bro i can feel him... that is one of the most depressing things in the game xd
@Austin C. its still kinda frustrating though to see when you already eliminated 80% of the enemies team and to realize you still lose the round
@Austin C. in what way? Not debating you just never heard that said before
@@adhyadhyaksa welcome to the world of s1mple
agree xd
Be careful gg bro thank you haha me trolling match
The moment where tense went insane and started to talk to bots
EDIT: THANKS FOR 6.9K LIKES
that clip is actually fucking hilarious lmao
Content king
Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ThanosIsExtra Thicc first clip
Fucking "Nilles" man
2:55 he's speaking the language of the gods
Jsjsjsjsjjs
He have a problem in de brane
Fader and fader in d nait fak fak
Im dead
@sydphyx YOUR FADER AND YOUR FADER
3:48 “JACKIE CHAN.” (Destroys pc setup for the 1000th time)
NitroSpider 04 Lamo 😂😂😂😭😭
Its the soft looking kick that topples the pc for me
How low must his trust factor be lmao
Doing team damage doesn't affect it. Neither does killing a teammate.
@@kauviz killing a teammate is
@@Wizzy88 everything outside of csgo
Edit: things like hours on other games, money spent on market etc
@@kauviz you have no clue what youre talking about lol
@@swistako7696 i am yet to meet somebody with a higher trust factor than me
Best broken English I've ever heard.. Rip((
Tonight tonight!!!!!
@@atomik7066
What you say?
What you say?
What hoy say?
Search Josetxo in TH-cam pls xD
@@atomik7066 Father on father
@@Samuel-bl5wu What you say?
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3:48 I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Jackie Chan!
@@legreedysqueegee **Boom!**
I laugh in tears =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
That made me unironically laugh the shit out of me
_xxero_ that made my day
6:15 that choreography to the beat is insane
I like how in 7:04 when he smacks his desk a couple times, his keyboard is missing half it's keys and his monitor is face down but his glass of water doesn't have a drop spilled from it
"Water"
Me when I get g cubes😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats because its a bottle
The glass has antiTense technology
Tense tactics:
1.- Start match
2.- Rage because reason
3.- Destroy keyboard
4.- ??????????
5.- Profit
step 4 fix the destroyed keyboard again( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The 2 is complain to green
@@noriedomingo or "porpol" xd
@@farbrorforgasare8872 xd
@@noriedomingo where is your problem green??
These are the things that cheer me up in the darkest days😢
Real talk
He is streaming now
A spanish men randomly raging and brutally yelling and cussing to others? Me too.
Gay
Same my brother
Mom can we have shroud?
We have shroud at home
Shroud at home:
Parsa Kondori ME SAY ALONE RAMP ME SAY ALONE RAMP
Laughed too hard
@@boyo7494 green green what is your problem green what is your problem
LMAO
I would love this version of shroud
2:40 that's sound like hilter
2:26 Is the donation a perfect timing?
@Pedro Quiroz he means the rage when he scream amd the donation pop ups smashing keyboard
2:40 hitler's speech in spanish be like...
Underrated comment tbh
0:40
he's saying "man, toxic or vents, behind"... that's not spanish, i understand his english might be awful but... it's still english
@@ricardripollduran477 "if hitler was spanish"
@@derryaryasaputra2629 if he was he would not say "toxic or vents", maybe something in spanish?
carpenter: so how strong do you want your table?
tense1938: sí
Alp HAHAHAHAHA BEST COMMENT.
@TheDiamondAssassin_YT Tense: la quiero abajo de mi Españita
Abajo duermo, arriba españa!
*learns Spanish in high school*
*sí*
OH YEAH I KNOW THAT
Tense: ¡Claro que si, guapi!
2:03 this man just about expose every color
M1ST GHXST green what is your problem
@@bigboi9877 green what what is your problem
@Akram ____ green what is your problem
What is retard mean
Niveles de ingles:
Básico
Medio
Alto
Tense1987
Iur fader an iur fader im de nait, CLAP CLAP CLAP, an iu crai
Wha you say?
@@brunolaruelo2673 xD
@@Ultra289 English level
basic
medium
high
Tense1983
Men.. men. Yu jaf a problem in yur breyn bicos in yor contri areao gueys
4:53 His brain actually broke.
WHAT YOU SAY?
WHAT YOU SAY?
I gonna ruin this
@@QUAIVATCHIMDAI WHAT YOU SAY?
“Y USA?!”
This video is about remember tense we need tense back
he's streaming on Mixer mixer.com/TENSE1983?vod=110669948
@@orlando2572
No
2:54 is the best one
4:30 After this legendary moment, my life is complete.
DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK
@@nazarenomilohanich4883 omg! I just wanted to say that😂😂😂😂👍👍
Can anyone transcribe the ancient language?
@@nazarenomilohanich4883 hs
lmao that was a perfect block.
4:54 my grandpa when I say literally anything
💀
4:05 when silver playing with ak 47
3:06
YOUR FATHER AND YOUR FATHER
IN THE NIGHT
*Makes chicken noise*
AND YOU CRY
i think he said fuck Fuck FUCK not chicken noises
@@Lil_lit_Bruh I guess you are the one who had the brain problem, that's why you are not getting the fucking joke
I died af
@@lennyman3629 don't be toxic
Le mete todo el polluelo
All i'm saying is, people didn't understand Van Gogh in the beggining either...
This guy 😂😂😂
4:59 TENSE1983.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
Had me dying of laughing for the first time xD
W H A T Y O U S A Y
3:22
“you father and you father are my fathers”
JUST THE WAY HE SAID THAT MAKES ME LAUGH ALREADY LMAOOO
No my fathers
he says “not my fathers” not “are my fathers”
Gonna tell my kids that this dude was shroud.
1:21
"LET'S GO"
*dies instantly*
Do You know the name of music?
"Remember the name"
@@Spir1tSolo yeah but tell me the name of the song please and ill remember it
@@nadie1149 lol
lmaoooo
Keyboard: Am i joke to you???
the keyboard is a joke how tf do all the buttons fall of that easy
4:57 USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
YUSA
2:55 XDDDDDDDD
3:45 Best part, can't stop laughing xdd
0:41 i cant omfg lmfao
*lIsTeN* to me
HeRRis
1:01 Albert.. ALBERTITO JAJAJA
He talk to bots xD
I’m fucking dead 😂
6:56 (Me when i saw corona virus closed every thing and i could stay home and play all the time
Song pls
@@bananaboy8057 yes, song plz
3:48 *Naruto handsigns*
*jAckIE cHAn*
Kuchiyose no jutsu : Jackie Chan
1:51 You know it's hitting him deep when he drops his mouse to start using body language
Thats actually a very common thing in Spain xdd
@@imjseb ahh good to know
@@zlrivo nah its not common
@@imjseb nah
@@craftah ratio
This man is 38 years old.
1:20 This part always get me lmao
Same
L e t' s g o
5:51 Hitler confirmed
the whole pep talk with bots made it legendary
Luis Felipe Romero Serrato “ARE YOU READY? LETS GO-
Gets shot
5:45 how I imagine basicly all players who type "ahahahah"
1:01 ALBERT ALBERTITOU xdddddd
XD
1:21 perfect timing
3:49 "Jackie Chan"...
The desk: "Here we go again"
The man, the myth, the legend
Pidars XD
But hes dead?!
SCOT STERLING!!
*legend says Tense still saying "What you say?"*
It's not funny when he stops saying it lol
2:40 dog sheet or beds, DOG SHEET OR BEDS
Touch it or benz
TORCHIC OR BENDS
Talk Shit or Bears
As a Spanish I have to say... this guy represent us at 100%.
Most spanish people I see are just spamming cheesy guns like SMGs and AWPwhore the shit out of the game.
God bless Spain for giving us this legend.
he maybe represents you...... but it doesnt represent the rest
this makes me want to go visit spain even more 😂😂😂
True, I've been saying this for a while. You spanish people are the most toxic people ever on online games
2:54 to 3:30 is the best, I replayed so many times i always cry from laughing so much
1:29
A Spanish madman says N word
I guess the N word is now "need"...
Netflix
Netflix
I guess that's spanish, dude.
@@chilael6892 thats not spanish maybe he say "need"
he get banned for a fake report.. he is trying to get the channel back but we know twitch support... he is doing stream on mixer if you guys like to see him! greats from a spanish guy on germany!
Fake report ? You stupid fuck. How about thousands of clips that showing is raging, team killing, acting like a fucking animal on stream ? You deny it ?
There was no need for that.
@@Vinicantstopcrying like others twitch streamer
@@Vinicantstopcrying salty boy
@ElCamino
Salt
He's funny af
He's insane
Your father and your father, tonight tonight ahaha? AHAHA?!
@@BazinGarrey Insanely funny
no hes not.
@@fallout293 please, like you are not in the least entertained by him acting like an animal..
2:44 when he realizes that there is no much money for new keyboard and trying to control himself, lol
Lmao
Him: rages*
Keyboard: my time has come
0:30 hahahah this guy is a genius lmaoo
I don't play the game what is that clock image thing he clicked?
@@JohnSmith-bc3mm timeout
@@JohnSmith-bc3mm his team left the game and the players were replaced with bots then he called for 1min timeout to talk some tactics with the bots
Albertitou
noob
3:23 “Your father and your father, are my fathers.” Tense is also secretly Gay?
He says "not my fathers"
Sen-115 in Spanish parents are Padres and padre means dad to that’s why he said fathers
He says "not my fathers" but since he says fatherS he is implying he has two of them 😳😳
What this crackhead meant was his "parents", because if he has father and father in the night facc facc facc and he cry, u know wat im sayin'
@@leonruvalcaba1549 but he said "not my fathers" which means his fathers in the night not facc facc facc and he not cry
*Keyboard exists*
Tense1983: Im about tog end this whole mans career
More like...
Tense1983: Voy a terminar la carrera entera de este hombre
Karen: my child is a sweet perfect little angel.
Her child:
Tense is a angel
It's like watching early man interacting with a computer.
6:44
"You need banana?"
"You need my banana?"
"You sook my banana"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ツStefann ikr it's Hella funny lmaooo 😂😂😂
But we will never know green's problem
Edit: holy shit thanks for the likes I got a head goddamn
Eyy man I play green
Shankipanki Is it not obvious. His father and his father, tonight tonight
oranges are always perfect players
@@enesozdemir4085 you mean yellow
I am green.
Make this Video go Viral #FreeTense
I want a relationship as strong as that table.
His key caps became so loose from constant abuse that now they com off from just banging the table
Literally the best channel from tense videos thanxs for coming back
Que orgulloso estoy de compartir país con este señor.
¡ARRIBA ESPAÑA!
arriba españa coño
@@olihat8798 taco and burrito are mexican words, and maybe u should get the world map and check where are located mexico and spain. see ya uncultivated.
un genio
@@olihat8798 ??? he is from Spain not from Mexico, piece of shit racist
@@olihat8798 oh yeah school shooting yeah yeah
Tense: Green!
Keyboard: Oh Neptune!
XDDD
Man he does all this for the content. Met him in Italy and he’s one of the coolest guys ever.
2:12 tremenda frustración del tense al matar a 4 y el otro ni siquiera a uno
at 4:50 the guy says clutch or kick FAGIT, not FADE
Thanks for clearing that up, i was like "the fuck is he sayin"
Sounds like tense didnt understand aswell lul
He is now past tense, am I right?
that was really... simple of you.
rec01lant Nice.
Ty so much I needed another tense vid, hope he can get back on twitch soon
Retromonous apparently he got banned
3:16 best part
When he said ”what’s your problem green” I felt that…
3:26 he's spanish, he dont know how to say "parents"
Im spanish :)
x2
Padres
Familiares
Doesn't*
El se refería a que tenía 2 padres en vez de 1 padre y una madre, por cierto señor presumido se dice "he doesn't"
Tense : *Rages*
Keyboard : *please I have family*
1:21 LETS GOOO
IM DIYINGGG XDD
XDDD
0:14 this is how i spammed F for my boy Tense
to this day i dont know what greens problem was.
He still streams. Streamed yesterday
4 *Keyboards* disliked this video
one of the best part 4:39 (when you are spanish)
What does it means?
@@Sunrise-vf7ws Here you go buddy:
Tense: 'Hey you lot, tell him he is subnormal (close to faggot)'
Lot: 'Subnormal'
Tense: *kills him* 'There ya go'
1 of the lot: 'Could you scream to me subnormal please?'
Tense: 'Ofc man'
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.
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SUBNORMAAAAAAAAL
2:52 the face you make when you forget to buy the groceries and you already know your dad is TENSE
actually the funniest csgo steamer
Yeah, he steams a lot on steam.
"Because I carry the match?"
He's 16-15 🤣🤣🤣
me say alone ramp
lmaoooo 😂😂😂
Roses are red
Violets are green
What is your problem
me say alone ramp
what yoy say?
@@Joel-yt7vy thats what he says
@@gens3255 no it isnt he says: "me say alone ramp"
Victor Srab YOR FAZER AN YOFAZER POC POC POC IN THE NAIT TONIGHT TONIGHT
3:08 He sound like chicken
heroine diaries He said fuck fuck fuck 😂
xd
Just imagine being neighbours with this Guy
2:47 this is me when 15 in 2 with ak
Watching a tense video is like giving my speakers a deep-tissue massage.
Subbed, btw
Legend says that you can still hear him yelling WHAT YOU SAY
W H A T Y O U S A Y
Whai usa
he is just very immersed, protective, and competitive.
The way how he talks make me laugh
That's ban elementary Spanish English level here in Spain. For sure he failed English at High School.
When special Ed kid playing csgo
Hey Green?. Whats your problem Green?! *incomprehensible Yelling* * SMASH * * CRASH * BASH * BASH*
Played with this dude 1-2 years ago, we checked his twitch now i found him again :D
Tense: loses round
Keyboard: ohh shit here we go again
The legendary “ok man np” and “ok” in chat...
It’s just like the random question marks “?” In chat which hurt a lot and are a strong form of BMing 😂