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  • Vladimir Putin threatens to use Russia’s nuclear weapons, Donald Trump gets sued by New York State, Hollywood searches for the next James Bond, the Department of Health and Human Services recommends Americans under 65 get screened for anxiety, LeBron James shaves his head, and the Space Force debuts its theme song. #DailyShow #Comedy
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  • @thechiman
    @thechiman ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Roy Wood Jr. is amazing and his reasoning is awesome. This is in my opinion, one of the best iterations of his segment. I think he is underrated!

    • @e0n555
      @e0n555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is a truly gifted BS talker ! 😂😂

  • @joshfortune117
    @joshfortune117 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Roy is funny af. Man said they lost their queen and look at the little mermaid. We couldn’t get half a fish w out controversy

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHY is Trump so HARD TO PERSECUTE is what we sohuld ask. And yeah, Some-More-News sure has multiple videos asking that specifically, but if you wanna be real WILD with your Watch-List, try "Second Thought". That Guy really is outside the whole Blue-vs-Red-Game and got lots to say about the System overall.
      If the latter is too wild ofr you, i get it, i get it.

    • @mysteryof7
      @mysteryof7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @marryahsmith4876
      @marryahsmith4876 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fr lol. Definitely need his own show

    • @dotesondots
      @dotesondots ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Roy is hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @travesseniorchannel
      @travesseniorchannel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁🤣😂

  • @wildflowersun8795
    @wildflowersun8795 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I am from New York State and I am in my fifties and we have known about this family for decades. We never understood how he could get away with it for decades. But now because of his exposure and perhaps laws that have changed, he and his family might just get what they deserve. And that means to pay back New York State for theft, because we have been suffering financially and he is not the only one!

    • @ajharris4861
      @ajharris4861 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear I was pulling out hair when TFG made the political scene. I was in TX at the time and remember a couple articles I’d read about a slew of small businesses that suffered because TFG didn’t pay them for services on the construction of a now defunct casino. In addition to multiple bankruptcies where even more people didn’t get paid. It even mentioned the repeated discrimination issues with his father’s properties. How he rose to the presidency baffles me. What ever powers that be that supported his ascent is who I want to discover.

    • @wildflowersun8795
      @wildflowersun8795 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ajharris4861 you're absolutely right! However, that is the problem they all play the game in big money and all benefits from the brakes Etc the racism the immigration issues. Because Dr Oz company had to pay back the government for his immigration scam but he runs on hating immigrants?! And his family all immigrants but it's different because they came from an acceptable class and he also can pass in society under the radar of his race! My point is the rich support the rich no matter what color or religion they will sell their own people out! And those that do not are in the minority! This is why he got an all of the other Rich families in New York state and other places get away with the Frog the immigration privilege of using and tossing, racism always works with white people! It also works with pitting other people of color against one another two different races also do not like other races! People love the fame, power it's all in all of the great books of religion or spirituality! Everyone will meet whatever they believe! I believe in karma so I believe that no matter what they get away with publicly will still affect the lives until the next. It gives me no comfort when in present day people suffer! But it does give me hope Karma doesn't always wait until death!

  • @angela4223
    @angela4223 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:13 "We took HALF a fish, we almost didn't survive the week!" I AM IN TEARS 🤣🤣🤣

  • @howtomeetwomen-
    @howtomeetwomen- ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I was telling someone to buy Trevor's audiobook just last week. I was like, "He narrates it himself. Does all the quotes in other languages and the accents cuz he speaks like a BILLION languages, it's really great."
    That's my review

    • @gabriellagreer-benedict9476
      @gabriellagreer-benedict9476 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is incredible. I’m buying it right now

    • @Warmishcookies
      @Warmishcookies ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I told someone to get the audiobook this week too.

    • @bigdaddy1227
      @bigdaddy1227 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabriellagreer-benedict9476 🤣🤣 you are an idiot

    • @WhalesArePeopleToo
      @WhalesArePeopleToo ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I didn't know he narrated it himself! I kinda want to get it now

    • @brittanybrown8085
      @brittanybrown8085 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was also my review 😂

  • @chuckufarley5348
    @chuckufarley5348 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    OJ Simpson " I have the most watched trial in history "
    Trump " hold my big Mac "

  • @PlantNative
    @PlantNative ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Love Trevor. Never fails to put a smile on my face even through all the insanity.

    • @petero7937
      @petero7937 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really enjoyed the time that he joked and said he had not seen a beautiful aboriginal woman. Yup he did and then he laughed about it. Can Trevor be racist? You bet

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@petero7937 Source?

  • @thefreedom111
    @thefreedom111 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was watching peacefully until Trevor said "but Eric..." I died laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ellzgoespro6568
    @ellzgoespro6568 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "You already saw what happened with the Little Mermaid! ... We took half a fish! We almost didn't survive the week!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jenny6904
    @jenny6904 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I teach a lot of Russian students and I can't overstate how devastating this mobilisation is for them. They don't want to fight. They don't agree with the war. They support the Ukranians. They just want to live in peace and Putin is stopping them from doing it.

    • @user-st3wd3jb8o
      @user-st3wd3jb8o ปีที่แล้ว

      just sad watching the war. Problem is Putin was testing the water and Biden said it will be fine if Putin makes a minor incursion and take some land. Then Biden's poll numbers hit the rock bottom and the midterm election is coming so Biden is keeping this war going till the midterm election is over. Ever wonder why USA does not even step in to make some kind of peace treaty but sends enough weapons to get the war going? All about the election.

    • @okiedokie2557
      @okiedokie2557 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then they need to stop Putin

    • @mymothersdiva
      @mymothersdiva ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We are always doing what rich men say." Man rules man to his own destruction." I don't remember who said that, but they were right.

    • @mandymoore5774
      @mandymoore5774 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well in keeping w the theme of Russian dictators I’d say he’s right on time w his insane behavior!

    • @GuilleSanchez.answers
      @GuilleSanchez.answers ปีที่แล้ว

      The guy is biggest menace to the Russian population. Especially the ethnic minorities, and he's sending more to die. Russian people will have way better chances to survive after he's gone. How many more young Russians would be alive if he wouldn't had start the last invasion? The invasion of Ukraine is not for the safety of the Russian people.

  • @edwingarcia02151
    @edwingarcia02151 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This show is truly genius! It has evolved to a masterpiece! Those at the end of the segment reports,traffic,stockmarket, and other reports with all the correspondents is amazing! Even the fact that Trevor still reacts live to their jokes and pushes back for them to do their job is comedy perfection. I mean Trevor and Roy wood jr are both stand up comics and here they are all in one show. I dont think people realize just how truly rare this is. Its So different,no late night show does anything like this,this is why the daily show,trevor is gonna surpass stephen colbert as the tv late night GOAT.

    • @leolastafford5745
      @leolastafford5745 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like a warm soop simmer to perfection

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Colbert does great gags and zingers, but Noah and Wood deliver entire routines. Aaand, they make it look easy. So much respect from the south side (of the planet).

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Roy's bs segment about traffic being changed to him watching a police chase was hilarious.

  • @journeyswithj246
    @journeyswithj246 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Roy is so underated. Sometimes i get annoyed at the others because they come across as though they are reading heavily from the teleprompter and their sketch loses some authenticness for me, but Roy seems so natural. His sketches feel like a real conversation and his genuine thoughts.

    • @christabelle__
      @christabelle__ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's one of the few I stick around to watch! Come for Trevor, and realize just how hilarious Roy is.

    • @mileshorn1489
      @mileshorn1489 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He did forget about I am legend was a book about a white guy from Compton

    • @EquanSimmonds
      @EquanSimmonds ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thought he was freestyling until the images popped up to match, truly talented

    • @bigrob7623
      @bigrob7623 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have you heard the crank calls Roy did wben he was down south? Hilarious

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shahft. Can you diggit?

  • @porfiriato84
    @porfiriato84 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Trevor unintentionally made a joke when he said "that's it for headlines" right after talking about Lebron's hairline 🤝🏻

    • @tina1908
      @tina1908 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AndrewBerube41
      @AndrewBerube41 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's hilarious 😂

    • @favordavid9196
      @favordavid9196 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂😂😂😂 everything trevor says is a hit and intended 😅

    • @prodemocracyseth
      @prodemocracyseth ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Or was it

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 ปีที่แล้ว

      No cover the pelosi and Biden and bush and Clinton and McConnell crime families ..their all
      Corrupt trump just wansnt part of the club 😂 the woke weakies are getting nervous with the upcoming elections

  • @lkgstudios
    @lkgstudios ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I think that Idris should be in the Bond series, but give him his own character. The movies should be more about the premiere agents in the organization. So you can have James Bond 007 movies and have a character for Idris as a 008. It would allow so much different storytelling and open up the world more vividly.

  • @markquinn5888
    @markquinn5888 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A missed opportunity when Trever said he was going to shave his head but just kidding when he should have said I’m bluffing

  • @JPReckless2444
    @JPReckless2444 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    they need to give Roy Wood Jr. his own show in line of the Colbert Report.

    • @rockyrosen3744
      @rockyrosen3744 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Chr!st that genius!

    • @solodolo4098
      @solodolo4098 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, Jordan Kepler is better.

    • @lexruptor
      @lexruptor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes to the show, no to Colbert

    • @ricktherockandroller
      @ricktherockandroller ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just another show that would get cancelled since Roy's only line is white people bad.

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@solodolo4098 They’re both funny. They do different things & don’t have to be in competition with each other. Their comedy styles are vastly different. Why not say they both need their own show?

  • @adeoluwaadedeji1304
    @adeoluwaadedeji1304 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Roy is a great character. His performance was hilarious, stunning and message-filled at the same time.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouuld argue this was his best one ever, if not it has to be top 5. It was hilarious!

    • @kellyg358
      @kellyg358 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's representative of his stand-up too. He's a genuine talent.

  • @GoCoyote
    @GoCoyote ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Roy Wood Jr is a treasure. What a great show!

  • @andreamarshall1005
    @andreamarshall1005 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Thank you Trevor for ALWAYS giving a great show.

  • @susannjarvis5587
    @susannjarvis5587 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Reminder: Tax fraud was how a number of mob bosses were taken down by the government (as opposed to other methods used by their rivals). And to quote a popular catchphrase from a 1970s cop show: "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time." Someone should have shown Trump reruns of "Baretta."

    • @santiagoaguirre3862
      @santiagoaguirre3862 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Very true. Al Capone went to prison for tax fraud.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The rise n fall fall of New York's "Teflon Don Small Fingers" is in the making

    • @LordAhmedAmr
      @LordAhmedAmr ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Even the Joker won't miss around with the IRS.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like "History Repeating" by PH feat. Shirley Bassey 😎

    • @missylks1239
      @missylks1239 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take him down! Take him down!

  • @benjaminherendeen
    @benjaminherendeen ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Trevor helps lower my anxiety exponentially.

    • @RosieRoserules
      @RosieRoserules ปีที่แล้ว +11

      just as the original show got me thru g.w. bush

    • @JM-ot8ux
      @JM-ot8ux ปีที่แล้ว

      @Phi Hong Dirtyface unwashed spammer filth. And you can't sing.

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you watch Seth Meyers and John Oliver as well?
      They’re amazing as well!

    • @amounmry
      @amounmry ปีที่แล้ว +2

      By feeding your ego with propaganda lol

  • @terminalbungus9566
    @terminalbungus9566 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We did the Little Mermaid... HALF a fish -- we took HALF A FISH.... we almost didn't survive the week!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kellyg358
    @kellyg358 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Trevor's relationship with Roy is literally the beleaguered teacher trying to get the ADHD kid to do his work.

  • @Tosa_Capital
    @Tosa_Capital ปีที่แล้ว +73

    AG came prepared; she's been waiting for this moment her whole life 😂😂😂

    • @Chi_Chi34
      @Chi_Chi34 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the big deal, nothing would come if this, just like the stolen highly classified national documents. 🤣. Trump ALWAYS gets away. 🤡

    • @pagielicious
      @pagielicious ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chi_Chi34 Just like all other famous criminals, John Gotti, Al Capone, w Whitey Bulger etc, etc. One day, one day, their luck ran out. There will come a day when Dumpf's will come to an end. Just a matter of time. Console yourself with that fact.

  • @mvuyisiqotyiwe3402
    @mvuyisiqotyiwe3402 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    RWJ's reasoning on the James Bond casting is amazing...

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

    • @Tsukiru
      @Tsukiru ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Deadass didn't expect like a real discussion about book adaptations

    • @kristinbagani2811
      @kristinbagani2811 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree with him. Since there’s already been so many James Bond movies with white guys playing the role, it doesn’t make sense to suddenly have a black person play it just because. I’m sure Alba is a great actor, but he’s going to be slaughtered by the public if he takes this role because the public has already associated James Bond for a white guy. But Roy is right on this one. If they’re going to make a white character black, do it during the transition from books to movies. That way people don’t suspect anything

    • @drysoups
      @drysoups ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kristinbagani2811 gotta disagree here. Now I don't really care what the race of the actor portraying the character is unless the characters identity is directly related to his race in the move. James bond being white does not effect his character what so ever it's not central to his identity as a character, or effects/determines the plot of the movie. Furthermore the first bond movie came out in the early 60s, during the civil rights movement so of course the first actor had no chance of being black in the movie.
      Long story short pick the best actor for the job regardless of race unless the plot/story/identity is directly tied to that characters race.

    • @krystofdayne
      @krystofdayne ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meh. It's fine as far as perspectives go but I think it doesn't really have to be an either/or situation here. And I also don't think we should ever let just the threat of backlash by racists come in the way of decisions like that.

  • @JoseLopez-rp4rv
    @JoseLopez-rp4rv ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Wow.. this fellow has brought back this show for me. Brings me back to the Jon Stewart days. Your becoming an icon sir. Thank you for your amazing work. 👏

  • @Komediennekymd2009
    @Komediennekymd2009 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "When a prosecutor uses a rhyme, u about to do time" 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @silverkitty2503
    @silverkitty2503 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    How did america NOT know he was inflating his wealth???Im just a normal person ....in another country ..even i knew that he was removed form the running of companies after the second bankruptcy ....how can they not know this?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is one of those things that most of us know, but choose not to acknowledge.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The needed to get proof, as in evidence, and experts in forensic accounting, and then he delayed for years.
      Ms James needed to follow the letter of the Law and create an airtight case.
      The wheels of Justice ⚖️
      Moves very slowly.
      This will take a long time still, and then it has been referred for Criminal prosecution.
      He has so many lawsuits.
      This is just another on the pile.

    • @jj51424
      @jj51424 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're not the brightest people out there.

    • @1IGG
      @1IGG ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No kidding. Most common of common knowledge.

    • @firequeen2194
      @firequeen2194 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I did but you should have seen my MAGA relatives twisting themselves into knots to justify everything he did. 🤦‍♀️🤯🤬

  • @Mike-rh8ii
    @Mike-rh8ii ปีที่แล้ว +269

    “A bigger Conman than we thought”?????
    Speak for yourself Trevor, Most of us saw this coming for years.

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 ปีที่แล้ว

      No cover the pelosi and Biden and bush and Clinton and McConnell crime families ..their all
      Corrupt trump just wansnt part of the club 😂 the woke weakies are getting nervous with the upcoming elections

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, he's been grifting people since the 70s, more so in the 80s. He only got out of the Wall Street Scandals from that time due to his lying lawyers.

    • @CasualGuy60
      @CasualGuy60 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      4:55 When I heard that line, it reminded me of Al Capone who got jailed due to tax evasion, history indeed does rhyme....

    • @katanasteel
      @katanasteel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean hoped that someone would get around to it...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We'll eventually find out Trump isn't even his real name!

  • @ribanussomaeb330
    @ribanussomaeb330 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The love hate relationship Trevor has with Eric!😂😂😂

  • @blindsightedkill
    @blindsightedkill ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In Regards to Roy Woods point at the end, James Bond in the book was written as brittish. At first the author hated that someone from Scotland was playing him. But Sean Connery was so iconic that the author wrote his background so that he was born in Scotland. Yes the world's first retcon

  • @vickischlegel2309
    @vickischlegel2309 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Trevor can do so many accents, it’s incredible. So talented.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a British person, I personally explode whenever he does British or Indian accents. [if you weren't aware, a massive slice of the UK population is actually Indian]

    • @ravishmadhan
      @ravishmadhan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know why. But I read this in Trevor's Donald trump accent 😂

    • @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy
      @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At first I was like "eh he's ok" - no one can replace John Stewart - but the more I watch, he's super talented and super funny. 😄 Thanks for keeping the show going Comedy Central! 👇
      Now bring back The Gorburger show with TJ Miller and give legend Dave Atell a new show! Have a great day everyone! 🌝
      PS Cashing in with TJ Miller is awesome for those unaware of it! Grab a Hot n 🔥 Tasty pod today! 😄 And then after that - head on "DOWN to the Waterfront!" - 😄 because I heard Rick Stevens & The Cat©️ 😺 are broadcasting live on 102.7 actually! 👉 It's Time to Get "as Nasty as We Wanna Be!!" 😂

  • @catherinewilliams9680
    @catherinewilliams9680 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Idris needs his own iconic character. He's bigger than just being a James Bond replacement.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That is an interesting angle. He's already had his own BBC action thriller series called Luther, so I could argue that he kinda already has- it just wasn't Hollywood level (but respectable nonetheless!) The coattails of the 007 franchise are absolutely stellar- being given that role honestly would have likely a greater significance than trying to start a new franchise. The Kingsman tried that and I think it's safe to say that has gone bust after 3 movies.

    • @ld4974
      @ld4974 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stringer Bell. The Wire. You're welcome.

    • @TashaColemandash
      @TashaColemandash ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's definitely better Looking

    • @devoidleaps4892
      @devoidleaps4892 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great actor, though and he pulled off to some extent the lead in the Dark Tower (sorry to never have seen an SK book to film adaptation that was close to the book (s)).

    • @KareemHillJr
      @KareemHillJr ปีที่แล้ว

      Knuckles: Am I a joke to you?

  • @evelina733
    @evelina733 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks to you I am not jumping out the window yet again! Thank you for finding humor in the horror of our lives

  • @yujinchoi528
    @yujinchoi528 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    at the end, Roy killed it. I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😭

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    He’s a guy who got fired from a part-time job, stole company secrets on the way out the door, got caught with said company secrets, has spent years trying to get his old job back, just so he can say they weren’t stolen and he wasn’t fired, just on a temporary leave of absence.

    • @Uncle--Fatty
      @Uncle--Fatty ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MEANWHILE, at the world famous Florida Motel & Driving Range, in a creeper van down by the ocean... on a foggy morning as the sun begins to rise...
      ❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄🔑❄
      ❄❄❄❄❄❄Matt G's & Donny Jr.'s breakfast.... ❄❄❄❄❄❄

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahaha...."fired from a part time job"!?!? Brilliant!!!! Though to be fair, I don't know if that's the proper categorization for his time in office, given that, in most states, I'm pretty sure you have to work at least 8 hours a week to even be considered "part time".

    • @Youknowwatitis224
      @Youknowwatitis224 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly…

    • @montecristo1845
      @montecristo1845 ปีที่แล้ว

      MWAH! 👨🏼‍🍳👌💋 Chef’s kiss!

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's an elderly Covid survivor who was evicted from inner city public housing!

  • @09spidy
    @09spidy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We took half a fish and we barely survived the week"
    LOL Roy is funny AF.

  • @RubyOnTheWeb
    @RubyOnTheWeb ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Roy steals the show everytime 😂😂😂

  • @greenandgold2185
    @greenandgold2185 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    To the 300,000 troops Putin sends in:
    Don't go, just take out the man sending you

  • @nuwasiimanobert6171
    @nuwasiimanobert6171 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    ''When a prosecutor uses a rhyme, you are about to do time''🤣

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno ปีที่แล้ว

      This needs so many more upvotes. Focus, people!

  • @cptkirkpyro5656
    @cptkirkpyro5656 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I have nothing against Idris Elba being James Bond. I also legitimately think Roy's idea is a great one. Especially because it will get a lot of new stories on film.

    • @jvahl8747
      @jvahl8747 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, no! REGE-JEAN PAGE 007 ❣

    • @malikak2661
      @malikak2661 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep your trap shut . You have nothing against him indeed ...

    • @rebbie2371
      @rebbie2371 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Did you not hear what black folks will go through..let the white man have it!😂😂😂😂

    • @marciacrisp7011
      @marciacrisp7011 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Rumour has it they were considering a WOMAN! If they do pick a woman and she is black some folks might lose what little mind they have left 🤣🤣

    • @TomF18
      @TomF18 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think Idris is fantastic, but unfortunately too old to carry a series of movies for very long.

  • @brianquincyscott1955
    @brianquincyscott1955 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Morgan Freeman actually acknowledges it in the movie when asked why he's called Red...he replies "I dunno, maybe I'm part Irish"...

  • @chriscorea2430
    @chriscorea2430 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Trevor has always been hilarious, but truly, he is peaking right now. Happy to see all them doing well

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s sad that it took all of this happening for him to make it though.
      He’s been incredibly talented since the beginning o his stand up days IMO.

    • @rond1475
      @rond1475 ปีที่แล้ว

      He won't dare say a word against his own government but has no problem coming here and criticizing ours.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rond1475 have you even watched the show? Once? Not by that comment. A pity, because he mocks his own government, other African governments, and - wait, there's more - governments and people all over the entire planet. Even makes jokes about his own grandma.

    • @eiryuu
      @eiryuu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rond1475 (( ..well considering how much of that latter one's in the job-description of 'taking over jon stewart's seat at that DailyShow desk', imean... xDD"a?? ))

  • @thomasfranco5997
    @thomasfranco5997 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    When a Prosecutor uses a rhyme, you are about to do time. Does not amount to the art of the deal, It is the art of the steal. LOVE IT!

    • @academiae-learning7424
      @academiae-learning7424 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Witch hunts again 😂

    • @thomasfranco5997
      @thomasfranco5997 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bidenisgarbage9428 Listen I do not like Biden either. But every time Trump opens his mouth, he throws himself under the bus. Not very intelligent. You have to be SMART and keep your mouth shut.

    • @B0o0o0o0o0o
      @B0o0o0o0o0o ปีที่แล้ว

      Dump the Trump

  • @teareeutley3770
    @teareeutley3770 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    How can one man get away with so much is astounding

    • @chineloanikpe9554
      @chineloanikpe9554 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's amazing, all these and he gets home and does whatever he wants, and people went diving on Will Smith for slapping a grown man, not that he kicked a defenseless little kid, he was immediately banned, fined, cancelled, dragged through the mud on the internet, they hold an actor to a higher standard than the man responsible for the whole country.

    • @iantodd6840
      @iantodd6840 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is America, he's doing the most American thing, that is getting away with so much!

    • @joec9553
      @joec9553 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're referring to the "big guy"?

    • @lorraine5558
      @lorraine5558 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drag the case out as much as possible until he passes away

    • @scholaroftheworldalternatehist
      @scholaroftheworldalternatehist ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Extreme wealth or fame makes you hard to jail

  • @theophillusmafokoane5981
    @theophillusmafokoane5981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As for "we only took half the fish..."🤣🤣🤣
    Y'all just amazing. I never miss an episode 🙏🏾

  • @minoltaaraya
    @minoltaaraya ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way I screamed when Trevor pulled out the clippers 🤣🥹

  • @rhondascraftobsessions5817
    @rhondascraftobsessions5817 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I am totally digging the AG. I love her tone and the way she pauses for effect. ☺

    • @JM-ot8ux
      @JM-ot8ux ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like the way she snaps out MisterTRUMP, like a drum hit.

    • @kt-df2ww
      @kt-df2ww ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello pretty 😍

  • @VeronikaJelencsrecnozivljenje
    @VeronikaJelencsrecnozivljenje ปีที่แล้ว +114

    It's wild how i went from depressing over nukes to watching it in comedy and be ok

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't know how I would have dealt with a lot of the news headlines without Trevor and the team over the past few years.

  • @bobbiemanning2181
    @bobbiemanning2181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That "traffic" segment was golden! Trevor and Roy are always so funny together. Roy's observation, that "they" took a half a fish, made her Black and "we" almost didn't make it through he week was SO funny and yet SO sad, at the same time.,

    • @kt-df2ww
      @kt-df2ww ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello pretty 😊

  • @mphojames4547
    @mphojames4547 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Roy and Trevor have some great chemistry❣️

  • @dazenguile4215
    @dazenguile4215 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Trump is one heck of a sorcerer. Not only can he reach back in time and declassify documents with his mind, he can also multiply the worth of his assets by 10.

    • @jeffmcgowan132
      @jeffmcgowan132 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont cry over the paper work.. we all knew it was a dem scam job.. trump keeps beating the scammy dems

    • @nostradamus9608
      @nostradamus9608 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      a sorcerer? a criminal.

    • @dutchdna
      @dutchdna ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine all the p*ssy he declassified over the years by just thinking about it.

    • @williemasterofdestruction5339
      @williemasterofdestruction5339 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wonder how hurt the feelings were of all those who wrote those missing comments 😆

    • @adeyinkabenjamin9537
      @adeyinkabenjamin9537 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂. Best comment I've read in while. Rotfl

  • @DivorceDecreed
    @DivorceDecreed ปีที่แล้ว +35

    There was already a "white Friday", Roy... it was called 'Pineapple Express'. 😁

  • @rosemarymcbride3419
    @rosemarymcbride3419 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Having had an anxiety disorder my entire life this is the exact opposite of how I'd hoped mental illness would be destigmatized

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humour is the ultimate destigmatisation. If I couldn't laugh at my own anxiety, panic, depression etc etc I couldn't handle the lack of laughter, I'd throw myself off a bridge.

  • @tutifruti7488
    @tutifruti7488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, you made my mouth go wide open thinking you were going to actually shave it off....😂
    gullible me.....

  • @terencedove5047
    @terencedove5047 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    3:27 - Letitia James: “Claiming you have money that you do not have does not amount to the art of the deal; it’s the art of the steal.”
    Trevor: “When a prosecutor uses a rhyme, you’re about to do time!”

  • @macareuxmoine
    @macareuxmoine ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Roy is just crushing it lately. But the whole ensemble…. What a great show 😊

  • @syneedapenland1044
    @syneedapenland1044 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trevor, whenever I need a News 📰 update, a dose of your humor 🎭 not only helps my anxiety, it allows me to keep things in perspective.
    Let’s keep in mind, his in-laws involvement as well👁👁

  • @jeffware8268
    @jeffware8268 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never seen a Bond movie in theaters, but if Idris Elba is cast, count me as at the theater for the new Bond movies.

  • @mzcytin
    @mzcytin ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I knew she was going to get him. We have to remember that it was a quiet little number cruncher from the IRS who finally took Capone down.

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you!
      This is an EXTREMELY important detail people need to realize. Once thy get him for financial crimes, the flood gates will open.

  • @WarTornPH
    @WarTornPH ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The whole team on the daily show is incredible!

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! I like to see people congratulate the whole team and not just Trevor.

  • @martinaevans6860
    @martinaevans6860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The art of the steal." My favorite comment. Yes, AG Letitia James.

  • @laurensdehaan2202
    @laurensdehaan2202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The family that preys together, jails together.

  • @charlieromeo5340
    @charlieromeo5340 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    AG JAMES IS NEEDED FOR SUCH A TIME AS THIS.

  • @alexstetkis7958
    @alexstetkis7958 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Roy Wood Jr. Is probably the best comic of all time. Must be a A+ actor too the way he switched up his demeanor like that.

  • @fernando-sl7qm
    @fernando-sl7qm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    White Friday would be hilarious.
    Not the movie but the attempt at making it 😂

  • @AfriasporaFilms
    @AfriasporaFilms ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great segment! Loved every second.

  • @alifetime360
    @alifetime360 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Oooh the AG's enunciation is so perfect & she's stressing those points as if to say the trumps are done....❤️💖❤️💖❤️

    • @jimmyconway356
      @jimmyconway356 ปีที่แล้ว

      No cover the pelosi and Biden and bush and Clinton and McConnell crime families ..their all
      Corrupt trump just wansnt part of the club 😂 the woke weakies are getting nervous with the upcoming elections

    • @helencunningham7580
      @helencunningham7580 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She does such a great job!!!

    • @jamesm568
      @jamesm568 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think the Trumps are nowhere done as it's only a lawsuit as most of the stuff that is done is done by a third party.

    • @JKD6991
      @JKD6991 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Soul ByThePound Troll. Deflecting as usual. Fox News is Propaganda Central.

  • @jvahl8747
    @jvahl8747 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Over 65? If you are a low-income person in this country, seniors are always forgotten, disrespected and left to struggle to eat and make ends meet.

  • @barbarasmith3755
    @barbarasmith3755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Roy's thing is GREAT! I love the interactions, the digs to Trevor. This was the best "Traffic" I have seen!!! I need to catch UP of course, but this one is hilarious.

  • @dunnbrandon
    @dunnbrandon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DOJ: “NY AG get in line”

  • @vice.nor.virtue
    @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This had to be Roy Wood Jr's best Trevor Noah comedy bit EVAH!! Hilarious and clever- great job 💯!

  • @demonicusa.k.a.theblindguy3929
    @demonicusa.k.a.theblindguy3929 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That space force music sounds like an old time Soviet era composer trying to write something happy.

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the orchestral equivalent of Wednesday Addams smiling.

  • @bolotabr12
    @bolotabr12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We need Trevor’s humor to deal with reality. Thanks Trevor!

  • @erikajay1020
    @erikajay1020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Roy Wood Jr. doing everything BUT traffic is my favorite part of the show 😂

  • @davidlist7507
    @davidlist7507 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I watch a lot of the late-night comedians but you are the only one that makes me laugh out loud, thank you, Trevor!!!

    • @HoopsTalk123
      @HoopsTalk123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like once every 7 years or something? 😂

    • @TAMISHA710
      @TAMISHA710 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes he does

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah i nearly sprayed coffee over my laptop like 3 times. I was literally telling my screen "STOP IT !😂 💀 !"

    • @robertdouglas8895
      @robertdouglas8895 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hating the former leader is what Trevor Noah and his fans thrive on. But it doesn't really make them happy. It's how they think they become unified.

    • @grizz813
      @grizz813 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s sad

  • @wcoasttigger
    @wcoasttigger ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Can you imagine if we get an OJ type chase when he gets indicted...lol

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Instead of the white Bronco, we'd have him driving around the course in his golf cart, as the police carts close in.

    • @danni1993
      @danni1993 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jpdemer5
      🤣

    • @wcoasttigger
      @wcoasttigger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jpdemer5 lololol

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Donny on the phone: “Eric save daddy! Eric… Eric… put your brother on the phone, you’re not helping.”

    • @feelthabreez3571
      @feelthabreez3571 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then he could legitimately brag about his viewer ratings, cause I would watch that #%$@ all day!😄

  • @telikaandfam
    @telikaandfam ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way the audience freaked out when trevor said he was gonna cut his hair😆

  • @Jonhicks1984
    @Jonhicks1984 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He nailed the movie deal on the head. He is so right. I have not heard a better argument on this situation.

  • @lisaloki5337
    @lisaloki5337 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Trevor and Roy!!! Yall are so great together. Love yall together, and apart. Always laughs. Roy you are mess. Thank you both. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🔥🔥🔥😁😁😁

  • @MarkElders
    @MarkElders ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he said Trump added a rec room to Mar-a-Lago, I thought the joke was gonna be that he added a records room, with one-of-a-kind secret documents.

  • @shaaaa7392
    @shaaaa7392 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We took half a fish... we almost didn't survive a week".... oohhh this is so funny and true but sad at the same time!!!!!!!!

  • @koketsomogwera8265
    @koketsomogwera8265 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoyed the 'traffic' segment🤣🤣🤣.

  • @LorenIpsum75
    @LorenIpsum75 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    That Space Force song sounds like the theme song from a 1960s Japanese anime series. 🤖

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds Russian

    • @guardianofpeace6393
      @guardianofpeace6393 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a Japanese person, I can say that it’s worse

    • @docimma
      @docimma ปีที่แล้ว

      Was he for real?!

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You insult 60s anime

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHY is Trump so HARD TO PERSECUTE is what we sohuld ask.
      And yeah, Some-More-News sure has multiple videos asking that specifically, but if you wanna be real WILD with your Watch-List, try "Second Thought". That Guy really is outside the whole Blue-vs-Red-Game and got lots to say about the System overall.

  • @661Justice
    @661Justice ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My takeaway from all of this is that I WILL watch Confess, Fletch.

  • @TheKayleeanna
    @TheKayleeanna ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Timothy CHA-MEL-ET?" 🤣

  • @karirosema237
    @karirosema237 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the whole time he's talking at the end THE TRAFFIC IS STILL JUST GOING ON BEHIND HIM!!! LOL

  • @PlumberryPuppet
    @PlumberryPuppet ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I don't know about all those characters at the end, but I do remember when the Hunger Games movies were announced (or maybe when they came out) how so many people were making a huge fuss about Rue being a Black character in the movie, even though Rue was a Black character in the book (at least according to the most common interpretation, including mine).

    • @GirLikeBurritos
      @GirLikeBurritos ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly what I was thinking. There's even the more recent example of Annabeth from the Percy Jackson series where they are trying to do what Roy is actually describing

    • @denisehenry3427
      @denisehenry3427 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GirLikeBurritos It was real funny to me, because all the Percy Jackson in my neighborhood were black 🖤

  • @namibianurbangardener5371
    @namibianurbangardener5371 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Trevor you're in your element. You get funnier and funnier every week. Love all the way from Namibia 🇳🇦

  • @atukundagilbert7946
    @atukundagilbert7946 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said, welcome Roywood Junior, my heart melted

  • @Sunari
    @Sunari ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That "steal" rhyme was even better in my opinion when aimed at someone who kept yelling about, "stopping the steal." Feels extra poetic. While I love all the side hosts and their personalities there's just something about Roy from expression to tone that makes his segments extra amazing and fun to watch.

  • @ilikeike6062
    @ilikeike6062 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Idris Elba can't be the next James Bond, he deserves his own series

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is a very interesting angle. He's already had his own BBC action thriller series called Luther, so I could argue that he kinda already has- it just wasn't Hollywood level (but respectable nonetheless!) The coattails of the 007 franchise are absolutely stellar- being given that role honestly would have likely a greater significance than trying to start a new franchise. _The Kingsman_ tried that and I think it's safe to say that has gone bust after 3 movies.

    • @yvonneplant9434
      @yvonneplant9434 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elba may be too old. Sigh...
      Elba had his own TV show: Luther.

    • @josephrion3514
      @josephrion3514 ปีที่แล้ว

      So we just make him his own secret agent like Tom cruise in mission impossible. Get him his own film series I see. I also think he should dip into bond for a while. That's a lot of clout.

    • @stygiantycoon7765
      @stygiantycoon7765 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let him be 008

    • @DTG_LOCKETT
      @DTG_LOCKETT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephrion3514 the mission impossible movies are a remake of an old TV show from the 1960s. It's only few years younger than the bond movie series.

  • @roseofsharon8427
    @roseofsharon8427 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Voting for Ticia is one vote I'll never regret. She's beast!!!
    Get him girl!!!!!👏👏👏

  • @Sierra038
    @Sierra038 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idris Elba would be a perfect James bond. He's got the attitude and it wouldn't feel like some Hollywood push the dude deserves it and is perfect for the role!

  • @yungblue2248
    @yungblue2248 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "do you want a white Friday??"😂😂😂😂

  • @wentencel
    @wentencel ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Roy Wood Junior with the weaaaaathhhhhhheeeeeerrrrr!!!!! always excited for it

    • @38kapz13
      @38kapz13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean traffic my dude

    • @andretran851
      @andretran851 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@38kapz13 the moment pop

  • @homiehomerson2705
    @homiehomerson2705 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I really like this lady AG James. I'd like to take her out for drinks....and PRAISE HER!....

    • @danni1993
      @danni1993 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take me too! 🙋‍♀

  • @basquaittaylor5329
    @basquaittaylor5329 ปีที่แล้ว

    That America's most wanted intro showing trump and dude in the get away car cracks me up every time

  • @kasinova90
    @kasinova90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are in the groove…and I absolutely love it! #dankie