Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 12 times this run He took it 9 times (75%) 6 times he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier He purchased or acquired 2 Bronze, 6 Silver, 7 Gold, and 6 Platinum chocolate throughout the rest of the run. In total, he ate 32 Bronze, 6 Silver, 22 Gold, and 6 Platinum chocolates, spending 74 gold on chocolate throughout the run (including items like Vending Machine, which may have given other value) Eating chocolate gave him 1340 flat health. After percentage health changes, including his Gold belt, chocolates gave 2345.18 max health (14.3% of final health) Notes: NL added 717 damage to his Dog by eating chocolate (26% of final damage).
12:24 I took her to my fixer upper, then I freaked it (then I freaked it) (Beast of burden) I haven’t made my mind up should I keep it (should I keep it) I got big dog status, it ain’t no secret
The Dooley monitor lizard mains have swapped to barrel/astrolabe/turtle vanessa players. I've officially swapped to dooley in response. Congrats, you officially created a monster.
NL clicked where the chocolate bar would have been but because mousing over an item expands it, the click happened on the Beast of Burden which layered over the chocolate bar.
Watching him go to the "Items With High Chance of Upgrades" shop without selling his trash first so he could upgrade his good stuff was so demoralizing
Hey God it's me. I know there is alot of famine and strife out there but if you could find it for NL to bless us with some post patch content that'd be great.
NL Not gonna lie not sure how anyone wakes up watching you. I've been falling asleep to you for like 3 years and you've never woekn me up. Its usually when autoplay brings me to some random ass channel that it fucks me.
i have been part of a dinner in which a classic head-of-sheep was consumed, but i was so small i don't think i actually tasted anything from the actual head. the sheep stew was delicious though, and my grandpa ate the eye which was a cool experience
I was waiting for what was gonna happen, based on the title. Then I got sucked into what he was talking about and the moment came as a shock to me as if I missed the last step on the stairs.
The eagle when the rabbit comes out of hiding 12:24
Huge +2
Massive +2
+2
That has gotta be one of the funniest comments I've ever seen.
That was funny thought it was a bait
NL selling his beast of burden was the alarm clock i needed
I was ACTUALLY almost sleeping
life-changing moment
wake up from my coma
Those who know 😱
Laughed my ass off
We've done it, at last we have passed the Dec 20th streams
Still pre-patch. Yawn.
a new era!
Lmfao I was excited to see him thinking dynamically and pivoting off a strong beast to an even stronger build
This is egg we are talking about
despite it being in the title the accidental sell still took me off guard. was absolutely expecting a crazy gourd-pogging pivot
I meant, he didn't NOT pivot to a stronger build. It's just the "thinking dynamically" part that you were wrong about.
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 12 times this run
He took it 9 times (75%)
6 times he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier
He purchased or acquired 2 Bronze, 6 Silver, 7 Gold, and 6 Platinum chocolate throughout the rest of the run.
In total, he ate 32 Bronze, 6 Silver, 22 Gold, and 6 Platinum chocolates, spending 74 gold on chocolate throughout the run (including items like Vending Machine, which may have given other value)
Eating chocolate gave him 1340 flat health. After percentage health changes, including his Gold belt, chocolates gave 2345.18 max health (14.3% of final health)
Notes: NL added 717 damage to his Dog by eating chocolate (26% of final damage).
This feels like a complimentary breakdown of the fuel efficiency of the Titanic
Chocolates played a detrimental role in the outcome of the run considering how they made him sell his best weapon
Reading this you feel as though he might be cooking with his chocolate choices
That's 14,124 calories of chocolate!
09:25 " Chocolate bars are kinda nutty" yeah, that's how they cut production costs
iont kno man i like me some nutella
the crazy thing about chocolate bars is that by cutting the costs they usually also make them gas. you ever eat a mr goodbar bro
Have you heard of cocoa nuts
me at the store looking at the candy bar aisle
u beat me to it
Farmer trying to convince his wife that he isn’t planning to walk the Oregon Trail
+2
+2
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Actually made me forcefully exhale air from my nose
holy +2
This joke got me so good +2
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SELL IT
I DRENCH MY SHIP AND PAINT IT
I LIGHT MY BOARD AND BURN IT
I SOLD MY BEAST OF BURDEN
SONNET
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I see a red door and I want to paint it black but not with paint; my beast of burden
We're a subsection of Northernlion's audience, of course we watch the video that features content that appeals to us.
holyyy +2
+2
+2 thats so meeee
Many people are saying this
why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Its the fact that it was due to chocolate bars is so poetic
The Beast of Burden was just feeling a little tired, y'all
+2
Watching the moment frame by frame, he was still smiling up until the soundbite of the Beast of Burden being sold was magical
By the time the new patch vids come out, it's gonna become the old patch
12:22 When you wake up in the middle of the night realizing you forgot to get your Peloton ride in today.
"Sometimes the only way to heal the scab is to give it some air" That one's going deep into my psyche I can feel it happening
My man really snatched victory from the jaws of defeat from the jaws of victory...
... and from the jaws of the beast of burden
12:24
I took her to my fixer upper, then I freaked it (then I freaked it)
(Beast of burden) I haven’t made my mind up should I keep it (should I keep it)
I got big dog status, it ain’t no secret
la dee daa dee ded, paint my ship red
The Dr Seuss take is outrageous - Little bro doesn't even know the doctor drew the pictures as well!
What -- I didnt know that!
Oh wow he drew the pictures too, those "should we put that on the fridge" ass pictures?
The Dooley monitor lizard mains have swapped to barrel/astrolabe/turtle vanessa players. I've officially swapped to dooley in response. Congrats, you officially created a monster.
only a fool would try to paint their ship red using paint
RIP to the guy in the comment section of the last video who made a Death Grips comment not knowing this would be the next video title
She beast on my burden till I sold
+2 but I hate it
+2
12:29 jack when he comes back to his mum with a handful of beans
i think i laughed for a full minute after the thing
psychopaths after watching the greatest body horror movie of the 80's
His burdens were truly lifted
NL clicked where the chocolate bar would have been but because mousing over an item expands it, the click happened on the Beast of Burden which layered over the chocolate bar.
13:37 his screams never wake me up when I do use his vids to sleep, but I was unaware this was an official position he held
Not all Jebalians dance with the one who brought them
I’m a simple man. I accept this.
The piñata screaming when you sell it is a guaranteed giggle out of me every single time
Bazaar drinking game: take a drink everytime NL says “Dooley”
We’re bazaar guys, of course we refresh the page constantly at noon
noon aka 8pm for me
Noon aka 1:45 est
Pre patch bazar is like watching LOST clips after GoT flopped
Watching him go to the "Items With High Chance of Upgrades" shop without selling his trash first so he could upgrade his good stuff was so demoralizing
Some day I will make the habit of selling the trash first. Some day
That reaction to selling the beast of burden was legendary
Hey God it's me. I know there is alot of famine and strife out there but if you could find it for NL to bless us with some post patch content that'd be great.
Me when my family holds an intervention to have me give up my life as a traveling peddler who loves to whistle a little tune.
I'll never sell my beast of burden
My head is bald and it's a-poggin'
dawn of a new day
288 hours remain
🎵 MY SHIP IS RED
MY BOW'S JEBALIAN 🎶
🎵 ALL I WAAANT
IS TO GET 5 CHOCOLATE FOR FREE 🎶
Surely him getting a 10 piece here will forever teach him that BOB is good early but worth pivoting off late game, right type A chatters?
those who know:
Pilling the Swan has returned to us at last.
Oh dear he is a silly man and makes the worst mistakes and sends it this is a great episode
NL Not gonna lie not sure how anyone wakes up watching you. I've been falling asleep to you for like 3 years and you've never woekn me up. Its usually when autoplay brings me to some random ass channel that it fucks me.
I feel so called out that I fell asleep two videos ago in the playlist and selling the beast of burden woke me up.
Jebalian Rolling Stones be like: I don’t wanna sell my beast of burden
"Off meta players drive me crazy" guy should just play rock paper scissors if he wants everyone to only run the same three builds.
I wasn’t paying attention and thought he was really excited to see Boileroom Brawler lol
My GF paints her nails red overnight, but she doesn't use paint
yeah duh things called nail polish pleas educate yourself 🇵🇱
Pilled swan energy. Iykyk
buying fixer upper for 6 and selling at 24 at diamond is so ez. you can lose the 3 spaces it takes up for 3 days, especially early
i have been part of a dinner in which a classic head-of-sheep was consumed, but i was so small i don't think i actually tasted anything from the actual head. the sheep stew was delicious though, and my grandpa ate the eye which was a cool experience
I know nothing about this game, but whenever I see the Lagelion Longbow, I paint my pants red.
45:20 did upgrading the crook make it do less damage?
Truly a pill swan moment
He really do be saying "I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP"
After saw dles from Jan9th uploaded today i was sure its time for new patch gameplay...
Oh well. Hope NL will record some youtube gameplay soon.
My man out here trying to survive while I with my YT- premium desperatly waiting for the Slay the spire drip feed.
“We dont take a 3rd brimstone” proceeds to take his 69th beast of burden
Pov: you commented b4 1:43
Omg at this rate the next patch will be out before we see runs from the new patch. How he has forsaken us TH-cam Andrews.
Swan sends its regards.
We're librarian viewers, of course we've heard about loving salami and cheese for breakfast
I was waiting for what was gonna happen, based on the title. Then I got sucked into what he was talking about and the moment came as a shock to me as if I missed the last step on the stairs.
the dec 26 arc begins
I put NL on to fall asleep to but on Volume 8 on the TV. Mario Party is a great sleeping game
13:24 That's not funny Ive got work in the mornin'.
The comeback of the year
Finally the day after the 20th has arrived. All worship the mighty egg
It was not the pivot we wanted. It was the pivot we needed
unburdened by what has beasted
12:24 lol I instantly knew he was gonna sell the best as soon as he out the cursor on it. 😂😂😂
He sold his beast of burden and he liked it
I put this video on to sleep and I slept right through him screaming. Not sure if that's good or not
me when i walk for miles and my feet are hurtin':
we are one day closer
NL: “I don’t like to use overpowered builds”
Crows Nest Vanessa or Pig Beast of Burden Day 1 insta pick again and say hat
29:10 hits hard on January 13th
‘what happened to yelnats’ hes busy getting screamed at by sigourney weaver
god i wish that were me
Mom come pick me up he’s click baiting
12:24 pretending to be a pterodactyl on the playground in 3rd grade
Holy +2 at the Dr Seuss bit
I guess what they say is true: “I’ll never be your beast of burden”
Were sculptor guys, of course we dont use paint
It has I crashed my flying machine energy
We’re beasts of bazaar I paint my cannon but I don’t use balls or something
Unexpected NL dogging bit with a casual Paul McCartney impression
12:22 title readers when they read the title so they are those who know
NL with the classic blunder masterclass
Paul Atreides after drinking the water of life 22:10
The accidental pivot - mad lad
11:00 Frou-frou?? Ooh-la-la!
I’d like to see him play pig and lean into a healing run at some point.
When the title happened, it was a beautiful moment
It was a blessing in the end
:O is this a new leaf?
nvm
12:23 when the covetous thief wins against the player
Peak NL.
.01 seconds per decision - it adds up
+2 burn on use- DONT TELL ME IT ADDS UP
12:22 - Me when I play FNAF.
OH NO!
OUR TABLE!
IT'S BROKEN!
Where’s that guy in the comments that said NL starting to play fast its only a matter of time before he sells something useful on his board 😂 prophet
We're youtube autoplay andys, of course we fall asleep to GameGrumps yelps.
To quote Thanos:
*"Impossible"*