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  • @ajinkyatarodekar9099
    @ajinkyatarodekar9099 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Finally, a real low tier god.

    • @ish58
      @ish58 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Genius.

    • @KanpachiGaming
      @KanpachiGaming ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Aqua has competition for the title of most useless goddess now

    • @CBeavr
      @CBeavr ปีที่แล้ว +51

      low tier dog

    • @reverseltetris
      @reverseltetris ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spaghetti-Ui in shambles

    • @SoulstrikerV
      @SoulstrikerV ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@KanpachiGamingAt least the Doggo Sect will respect Korone even if she was mistaken as a Korone cosplayer. The Sect members will be like "God tier cosplay! Wowowow!"

  • @eddster1987
    @eddster1987 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    The constant music cuts she did while answering are hilarious. Really adds to the whole thing.

    • @krnsk563
      @krnsk563 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Reminds me of radio lol

  • @zditto
    @zditto ปีที่แล้ว +511

    She's a pretty realistic goddess, never granting any wishes.
    If you want your wish to come true, you gotta do it yourself.

    • @joeschmoe2843
      @joeschmoe2843 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well what's the point then?
      Just to piss yourself off?

    • @pyromax6742
      @pyromax6742 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@joeschmoe2843she wants to compete in a uselessness competition against aqua from konosuba

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pyromax6742
      I was about to say that myself. And then we have an actual Aqua in Hololive. 😂

    • @pyromax6742
      @pyromax6742 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@赤ゲキ that aqua is not useless, she's just very pon

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pyromax6742
      KonAqua!
      Should we convince her to change her greeting to “PONBaqua”?

  • @rpchn5698
    @rpchn5698 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Korone is natural comedian

    • @sirizalot
      @sirizalot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree that she's usually funny, but she didn't roll with a single joke here.

    • @teguhharyadi7741
      @teguhharyadi7741 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedy is a natural Korone

  • @Xaito
    @Xaito ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Koronesuki: "I want to be a cat"
    Korone: "Try getting isekai'd"

    • @SoulstrikerV
      @SoulstrikerV ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And the title: "I Wished to Become a Cat to a Doggo Goddess VTuber Who was Live Streaming While Granting Wishes, But Instead of Simply Granting My Wish, she sent Truck-kun to my Room which was on the Second Floor of my House, Reincarnating Me in Another World as a Cat!"

    • @immanuelsky4982
      @immanuelsky4982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@SoulstrikerVliterally the current anime title, manga, manhua, manhwa too, since they don't have time to focus on the title anymore, since nowadays manga, manhwa, manhua, anime, etc already focus on the plot, etc so much

  • @WindStreak_
    @WindStreak_ ปีที่แล้ว +253

    She did give the guy who wanted a girlfriend some actual pretty good advice regarding relationships

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My thoughts exactly. He may not have gotten his wish but that was a big blessing.

    • @CandleWisp
      @CandleWisp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DOG works in mysterious ways😂

  • @HattoriZero
    @HattoriZero ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:23 Korone just made an accidental pun.
    One-chan = once chance
    or
    Wan-chan = doggy ?
    He might get reincarnated as a dog instead of a cat.

  • @nattomakki784
    @nattomakki784 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Love how she said "okay next" and " ya its impossible". 🤣😂 You guys should watch the full stream. Its so funny everytime.

  • @WolfFireheart
    @WolfFireheart ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I take GREAT offences to the "Useless" part of this title.
    Ko'one-sama soothed my spirit in these 2:51 mins, and that's a big blessing!!
    Thanks for the subs!

  • @koholos
    @koholos ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love Korone’s Tanabata streams. I also love how much that last answer sounds like something Ui-mama would say.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a compliment to Ui-mama's sense of humor, if anything 💀

  • @vrean5778
    @vrean5778 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    A yes hololive, my favorite band.

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Korone: "Thats just fiction it'll never be real"
    Chat: "Its real to me"

    • @manohar3626
      @manohar3626 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my gawddddd you're eveywhere, i just came back from Fillian video comment section where you roasted her about the height

  • @thenormalman2030
    @thenormalman2030 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    bro the time machine made me cracked so hard

  • @bombalzalkgaming
    @bombalzalkgaming ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ah I see, Korone starring in "My celestial maiden can't be THIS useless?!"

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Korone, the celestial Maiden, and by "celestial" it means the god of comedians and plausibility.
    Korone's so blunt. If the viewers don't get what they want, they'll at the very least get a smile, haha.

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She should've tweeted at the guy that wanted to be woken up. Something like "damn sorry didnt read this one in time"

  • @liangzx
    @liangzx ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ah yes, a band named hololive, band of idol comedians

  • @rexcifer
    @rexcifer ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:27 excuse me just passing by

  • @dekoygaming
    @dekoygaming ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:27 I can listen to this all day!

  • @emathebird2117
    @emathebird2117 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She has amazing comediant skills!! that bit was so good omg

  • @gawrgami_gurone
    @gawrgami_gurone ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Korone is one of the gods of all time!!

  • @yupyupyap779
    @yupyupyap779 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "If you don't repair it, it won't get repaired" -korone

  • @smoothearly2328
    @smoothearly2328 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Her rules when wishing : Do it your self 💀

  • @hannahtube1454
    @hannahtube1454 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    She’s giving more than their wish, advice + reality check

  • @Martynde
    @Martynde ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish for eternal life to be able to watch of all Korone’s streams.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Marine: Cosplay Pirate
    Aqua: Cosplay Maid
    And now, Korone: Cosplay goddess

  • @JRBDWD
    @JRBDWD ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Useless celestial dog maiden 😂

  • @Utsu-P_Enjoyer
    @Utsu-P_Enjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I sometimes forget how cute and entertaining Korone truly is

  • @blankmanV3
    @blankmanV3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Powers: being cute.
    Nothing else.

  • @BlackClaws
    @BlackClaws ปีที่แล้ว +7

    See, these folks not getting the power they have... each of us must wish for another year of Korone blessing us, one year each should see us through til the stars burn out.

  • @suhnih4076
    @suhnih4076 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Korone is pure comedy

  • @NoéMarchat-Kitahara
    @NoéMarchat-Kitahara ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:08 that is actually a good advise in my opinion

  • @donaldw3231
    @donaldw3231 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm sure you'll get a job offer. I don't know, though." 😆

  • @treizexinclaire8258
    @treizexinclaire8258 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    that's one pragmatic god dog we have here!

  • @Slimjim8345
    @Slimjim8345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She would make a great politician.

  • @Flaregamesz
    @Flaregamesz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The goddess Aqua from Konosuba and the goddess Korone from Hololive seems to have similar energy...

  • @zerocalvin
    @zerocalvin ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Celestial Maiden Korone just take the "god help those who help themself" approach.... basically, if you want a time machine, go make it yourself....

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instructions unclear, I blew up my house.

    • @Xanderj89
      @Xanderj89 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds like some self perpetuating religion lol, blaming people who need help as not worthy and praising people who don’t need help as blessed.

  • @UnknownGamer40464
    @UnknownGamer40464 ปีที่แล้ว

    And she didn't even try to wake that guy up lol

  • @johnsonchan9012
    @johnsonchan9012 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aqua reverse isekai.

  • @Nomimonyo
    @Nomimonyo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My Oshi? Useless?! Blasphemous!
    She's adorable tho. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @gagolas2267
    @gagolas2267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that gomen at the start made me feel things...

  • @sdafkjwkop
    @sdafkjwkop ปีที่แล้ว

    'Even more impossible than the time machine' lmaooo

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She could've said he should clean his room while listening to the stream in the background.

  • @kimeromakinoha
    @kimeromakinoha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way Korosan pronounced Doraemon was amazing XD

  • @bhirawamaylana466
    @bhirawamaylana466 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Korone the Mad Dog return.

  • @AberrantChibi
    @AberrantChibi ปีที่แล้ว

    On the upside, she doesn't seem to be twisting the wishes like certain monkey paws or genies would.

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “God-Pog-Too-Lazi-To-Change-Reality-Pog”

  • @Falconwing66
    @Falconwing66 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Your wish sucks.”

  • @ManuDunno
    @ManuDunno ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This doggo is too precious

  • @krugz_
    @krugz_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:19 I was waiting for her to follow it up with "do you wish for me to kill you and see if it works?"

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna ปีที่แล้ว

    The most sexiest "sorry" I've ever heard. I didn't know she has that ikemen voice

  • @YuzuOtonashi
    @YuzuOtonashi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If reincarnation is real..
    She lowkey telling him to.. reincarnate lol

  • @MomokuHito
    @MomokuHito ปีที่แล้ว

    1:53 sounding a lot like kurisu makise right here

  • @edisontrent618
    @edisontrent618 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of Megumin asking Wolback for World Domination.

  • @MaxKnight007
    @MaxKnight007 ปีที่แล้ว

    Korone hits different

  • @AragonBattleBorn
    @AragonBattleBorn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A time machine is not real that's just impossible."
    "Becoming a Neko is more impossible then a time machine."
    Considering she used "more impossible" would suggest that a time machine is possible, plus she's literally got a BFF nekomimi girlfriend/Tee-Tee partner..
    I'll take those odds! (although if everybody had a time machine that'd be way too much trouble then it be worth.)
    Reminds me of the Fongoid race in Ratchet and Clank: a Crack in Time game... the Fongoids literally used time travel so much that anomalies on top of anomalies, paradoxes stacked on top of paradoxes that it ripped a tiny tear in the space time continuum, thus causing a massive shockwave destroying entire galaxies of planets.
    btw Ratchet and Clank is agreat game series, the first game is a little ehh (plus a bad voice actor and personality for Ratchet.) But the rest of the series is pretty much brilliant gems in my opinion. ^_^

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:54 this has potential

  • @batboy555
    @batboy555 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shes basically aqua from konosuba

  • @zomblesallegoy
    @zomblesallegoy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally a goddess more useless than Aqua

  • @poundtown3429
    @poundtown3429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so fuckin funny

  • @hanakuso1999
    @hanakuso1999 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does your dog bite?
    No, but it can hurt you in other ways.
    The Dog: 1:55

  • @whitegoat1089
    @whitegoat1089 ปีที่แล้ว

    We can make a religion out of this

  • @noble_wine
    @noble_wine ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna hear "Hey guys!"

  • @amh7282
    @amh7282 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot she had that outfit

  • @SchadenfreudeUY
    @SchadenfreudeUY ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm starting to think this "Goddess" is a phony.

  • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
    @RecordToDeathToBoredom ปีที่แล้ว

    Oooh so we Goddess Baqua up in here except she has dignity

  • @KeterHirameki
    @KeterHirameki ปีที่แล้ว

    If God answered your prayers honestly

  • @Dracopyre
    @Dracopyre ปีที่แล้ว

    She's still more useful than Aqua

  • @KotomiAlexx
    @KotomiAlexx ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Korone is Aqua from Konosuba...

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second most useless god after Raiden.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still more useful than the useless blue goddess thingy.
    Korone is so funny even if she's just being herself xD

  • @severussnape2917
    @severussnape2917 ปีที่แล้ว

    sasuga!

  • @coolestonions990
    @coolestonions990 ปีที่แล้ว

    A little better than aqua, but still, justtttt a little bit better 😂

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least unlike the Blue Thing she is not managing to make things worse. So that's a step-up already =D

  • @whoneedaname5085
    @whoneedaname5085 ปีที่แล้ว

    aqua is that u where is the rest of them :v

  • @whade62000
    @whade62000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best kind of goddess, one who suggests realistic action instead of leaving it to prayer

  • @aerthreepwood8021
    @aerthreepwood8021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give her a drinking problem and paint her blue and she could be Aqua.
    Wait. . . Blue? Drinking problem?
    . . . Wamy?

  • @yamiro9550
    @yamiro9550 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes please CORRECT the Title Clips Video "Useless".
    It's not a useless advice or wish.

  • @kokonut5
    @kokonut5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:26 Thats kinda hot

  • @HentaiSpirit
    @HentaiSpirit ปีที่แล้ว

    this is just ppl getting scolded by Korone www