It was a fascinating bad film with moments of extreme creativity, followed mostly by extremely idiotic moments. Like, I can understand why it would get nominations, it ain't a good film by any means, but, it had sparks of brilliance through it. It's the result of total madness and horrible writing that let some nice things slip through.
Why is it surreal? The oscars are a joke. I would rather watch paint dry than watch the oscars, I have zero respect for them. I never have liked them because they are all snobs who have no idea what a great movie is. The fact that some incredible movies are snobbed for not being diverse should tell you all you need to know about the oscars.
To add to your comments about Ripley, when she delivered her epic one- sentence speech, we all wanted to be her. Nobody wants to be the chick in Barbie: She doesn't have a mech suit.
The HUBRIS in that Barbie rant by America Ferrera was astounding and in no way addressed that almost every complaint would more accurately describe women's treatment of other women than any pressure from men. What a bunch of victims.
The narrative about being oppressed IS the modern systemic oppression. So, I would like to nominate Greta Gerwig for the award for BEING an oppressor. I would also like to nominate her for the award for being a hypocrite... BEING what she claims other people (men) are.
It's true. I've quit jobs, left relationships, and moved out of homes not because of men, but the women who were tyrants and made other people's lives miserable. No matter how much attention and control they had, they always wanted more. I've learned that happiness and satisfaction come from the self, not exterior events. It's a much harder road to travel in life, but more worthwhile in the long run.
@@Nyet-Zdyes 100%. The parting message in that movie was that the Kens are too dumb for leadership and they should get their butts back in the kitchen. You know, progress.
They are not meaningless to those who actually earn a living in the entertainment industry. Having to be subjected to this institutionalized degeneracy either on the production end or the consumption end is insufferable. Make 2024 the year it ends. @@gideondejongh838
No, they are not meaningless to people who work in the industry, and they are not meaningless if they keep getting these hatewatch videos. @@gideondejongh838
Neither did Ed Wood. To give anything to this vile movie better than a Razzie is a hate crime against men. As a man who is only attracted to men, I demand accountability and reparations on behalf of myself and on behalf of the only sex I am attracted to.
@@Cristiana-15_09 as a man, I say, stop using those stupid and offensive puns. Ken is a complete failure because he got nothing in-universe. Stop defending ANY aspect of this movie and start demanding accountability for it. Anybody who uses the K word is getting flagged.
Andy Serkis getting nothing at the Oscars for his hard work in bringing to life Gollum was appalling. But there was little brouhaha over that. How the world has changed.
Ferrera's Barbie speech is presented as rallying against the patriarchy, but actually 99% of it references how women treat each other, and can equally be applied to how women treat men. We've had around a decade of everything from advertising to feature movies telling men all the things they do wrong and how they need to improve, but somehow Gerwig thinks that's a reality that applies specifically to women while men have some idyllic life without being browbeaten for literally everything they do.
@@davidgantenbein9362 It would be genuinely hilarious if after awards season was done and nothing can be taken away, Gerwig came out and said it was actually intended as a satire of feminism.
@@davidgantenbein9362 Agreed... but I think people are wrong to call Barbie a satire... because I believe that, in order for it to actually be a satire, it must be *intended* to be satirical. Webster defines it like this (#2): "trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly" Greta didn't *intend* to expose or discredit her own folly... but she did... and that is... ironic.
@@beerosaurusrex Lol, but I wouldn’t believe her as I fully expect this to her stance in a decade anyway. I think in roughly a decade everybody will tell us how they were fighting against cancel culture and identity extremism. Lots of tweet deleting will happen and they will try to cancel wayback machines.
@@Nyet-Zdyes Oh it’s absolutely a case of being so extreme that the general audience is simply thinking that it’s a satire (it’s the inversion of poe‘s law), it’s fully intended to be this grand political piece about identity politics. That’s why I think it’s funny that people consider it to be satire and hence naturally side with the underdog that is Ken.
That speech made me think. It made me think that men don't think about 90% of that crap, not because we don't have to, but because we choose not to because we've got too much sht to get done to be bothering with all that nonsense. And we definitely dont have time to sit around and think about how pathetic we are.
Ripley does not get enough credit, she was the tough take no shit leader but still a woman and mother - which was not an issue for anyone in fact it made her more relatable.
Did she win one for the movie about the Gorrillas? Its like with Jessica Lang who got the nod for Francis (but she thought it was really for Tootsie, although the Oscars looked down on Genres like Comedies@@JavaJunky
*Tootsie* hasn't aged all that well. I re-watched it recently and found that time had robbed it of much of its luster. The ending was especially cringeworthy. @@harryc1971
I'm dying! I'm at work and left to go to the break area because I started chortling so hard! This rant needs to go viral. It may be one of the most complete and thorough takedowns of toxic femininity I've ever seen. Savagely satirical and incisive. Of course you'll be called a misogynist.
I want a movie-length rant about women by men, and I want every award in the book to go to it, or there will be war. Not a video, not a podcast, a MOVIE. Remember the song “A Hymn to Him” from *My Fair Lady?* Make that the whole movie and also make it nearly three hours long.
I’ll go with “Get away from her you BITCH” ❤😂😂😂 ahhh love Ripley - that line stayed with me for decades. Ripley is legendary while Barbie ( movie) is just a fad.
I love how Gerwig complains how hard she has it when she grew up going to an all-girls private Catholic school and then literally Columbia University (where she was classmates with Kate McKinnon). Interestingly, she only turned to acting/film-making when she was turned down from several playwriting MFA programs lol, she apparently wanted to be a playwright. Must be so hard not following her natural calling: Starbucks barista.
The old line "Brevity is the soul of wit" comes to mind. The Barbie rant addresses important issues, but it took two minutes and felt more and more like nails on an old-school chalkboard the longer it continued. Conversely, Ripley got to her point about the important issue of aliens eating people very quickly.
I’ve never seen so many tantrums over this movie!! OMG. I’m a female and at this point I HATE what 2nd and 3rd wave feminism has done to us. It’s ridiculous. Thank you for this. We need to keep things in perspective.
The AMPAS belongs in jail along with the perpetrators of this vile movie. I became a conservative because I got tired of pretending that this glorified hate speech deserved constitutional protection, and now I’m equally tired of so-called conservatives just sitting there passively doing nothing and in some cases even defending it when there are still those on the left are willing to condemn it and even a communist dictatorship is willing to do what needs to be done by banning it. #OscarsForMarioRazziesForBarbie
Listening to that speech in the movie theatre, I thought that at least 90% of that speech was directed at how women treat other women. The speech, like the movie itself, was not the hit against the patriarchy that feminists thought it was. Ken and the Ken’s were the most sympathetic characters-all they wanted was the Barbies to pay attention to them-the Barbies came off as self-centred and manipulative (alike some female bosses I’ve had)
@@Attmay the men, the Kens actually came off better than the women. The Kens actually had fewer rights (actually none) under the matriarchal Barbie’s, than women did under the patriarchy
And if that dictatorship is still standing then the whole movie was a waste of time. The whole message that "Ken doesn't need Barbie to be happy" contradicts itself because it expects us, the viewers of the male persuasion, to latch onto him when he is a straw man created by people who are prejudiced against us. Just like Archie Bunker. It was a mistake for RINOS to indulge Norman Lear as much as they did when he would have been tarred and feathered if he hadn't given Ricky Schroder a show (overlapping with Archie's by a year), and he should have been tarred and feathered for giving one to T0n¥ D@nz@. Don't make the same mistake again! If he doesn't need her, then we don't need him! And the movie sets up a very troubling "heterosexual or nothing" false dichotomy. @@canuck3169
They still failed because both the revolution and the thing they were revolting against were of the oppressor classes. They changed nothing so the whole movie was a waste of time. This revolution should have been led by a Gay Bob doll. It's embarrassing to watch simps make excuses for this glorified toy commercial. It needs to stop. I'll support any political ideology that opposes the existence of this disgusting movie because it opposes it. @@canuck3169
And it was unintended, what a fluke from the "haven't got a clue, spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg crowd". I love Ricky for telling it like it is!
This isn't even a joke. Even the diehard feminists talked about Ken more than any part of the film. Even Allan played by Cera got more attention than any woman. To hear/read the takes by devout fans of that film, they focused more on the men than women.
@@mallios13Michael Cera made me actively hate *Arrested Development.* No, hate is not too strong a word. No, you’re not stupid if you don’t like the show. He’s got a lot of nerve appearing in an allegedly feminist film after the way Jeffrey Tambor treated Jessica Walter, proving *Dinosaurs,* as much as I loved it when I was a kid, changed nothing. I also hated *Superbad.* That McLovin crap was not funny the first time and has not improved with age. *F(r)iends* really did kill comedy.
I miss subtext in movies and storytelling. Look at that Ripley line again. It’s more than just a badass one liner. It’s Ripley over coming her fear of the Aliens she had in the beginning. Her protecting Newt solidifying their mother daughter relationship. And a last ditch effort to finally win the fight against the Aliens. And that’s all from one line.
This was EPIC.! Thank you. You said exactly what I was feeling even during my viewing of the film. Playing the Victim Card is the most pitiful approach to ANYTHING in life.
Then you should have asked for a money back. If they refused to refund people's money, then that is more proof the film is a failure if there is no money to refund.
The "what do you mean 'you people'?" scene from _Tropic Thunder_ is one of my favorite scenes of all time. I don't know what it means to "lay racism bare", but I do know that it was hysterical _and_ that if we as a culture can get back to laughing about our surface-level differences maybe we can deal with real issues
It is pathetic that such degenerate schlock is tolerated in any context. When some so-called conservatives are willing to make excuses for a movie that Bill Maher also hated and that a Communist government banned and I, of all people, for once agree with the Communist government, that's another indicator of how bad this movie is.
Who could forget the bit where Barbie sees the queen popping out eggs and with just the tilt of her head let the audience know EXACTLY what kind of hellfire was gonna rain down. Gave me chills 🥶👍
Everytime I hear that door open and those mech feet stomp, I get goosebumps. Then one of the greatest lines uttered in cinematic history always makes me stand up and cheer! Fantastic video Chato, keep it up!
Not even that. Start demanding that these nominations be revoked and that everybody responsible from them be banned from the AMPAS and arrested, otherwise I hope Will Smith sues for discrimination:
Kubrick reference.............PRICELESS TRUTH as was Tropic Thunder timeless excellence....well done my friend..........well done, but the wigged monologue......EPIC
Ripley was an effing hero! Plus I really liked her outfit when she gave this speech. I am looking forward to having a mech loader of my very own someday in the future. The speech in Barbie. Some guy at the end yelled out, "She's right is all her fault!" All the guys in the theater laughed then went silent as they got that "look" from their female partner/friend there with them. However when I saw Aliens in the theater, even though it was years after the release, when Ripley gives her speech, the whole theater went wild! Cheering as she beat the crap out of the Queen Alien, and then a final cheer of approval as the Queen was tossed out of the airlock.
I just watched Dr. Strangelove again recently. It was so good. Top cast was of course fantastic. But some really underrated performances out of the second tier players.
Wow, Chato! When you put on that wig you became so stunning and brave! I forgot what the speech was about because you were too busy being stunning and brave!
Kubrick was the best director to have ever lived. Not my favorite, but objectively the best. Kubrick was one in a million. He worked hard for his craft. And the women in hollyweird nowadays are spoiled brats who think that being a good person is oppression. My mom has done everything mentioned in this boring monologue (if you can call it that) and she never complains. And I am always thanking my mom for things. I had a bad father, but I have learned good things from him. I am tired of those brats. What the heck is wrong with those people? They are so afraid to deal with consequences that they feel the need to blame everyone else for their failures. Guess what? Failure is a part of life. If you don't fail, you can never freaking succeed. Greta cannot write, but she can direct. The movie looks stunning.
I've not seen Barbie movie but OMG that was the big dumb speech in it?! Basically, all I heard was "WHA WAH... I have to act like a normal decent human being with the same reasonable standards and expectations that all other humans are subject to and I don't even get a prize for it!... WHA WHA... I should be able to whatever I want, whenever I want, with no thought toward other people or potential consequences for my actions... WHA WHA WHA..."
Woman: "How do you write women so well?" Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." Irony: In the movie, that was supposed to be a joke.
My wife asked me the other day why I refused to watch the Barbie movie with her. While my initial response was that I have a functioning pair of testicles, I think a better answer might be to have her watch this clip. I had this playing on my phone while I was unable to see the screen and as soon as I heard those mechanical footsteps, I instantly knew exactly what movie and scene it was from. Bravo Chato!
Did anyone else see the title and expect that the "tantrum" was that someone else was throwing it? Paul put in a better performance in his tantrum than anything in Barbie.
Being fair, some people just want an excuse to be oiffended. Is not the nominations but the chance to express anger again the evil "system." Perople with too many social accounts and free time. At least this silly compaints helped to make this awesome video :D,
It's ironic; if I were to choose a scene of Ripley standing her ground, it's the other power loader scene, I call "Where you want it?". No life and death, no mother instinct, just an experienced operator showing what, in this case, she can do. When you respect the skill more than notice the person's sex, that's a true boss. The "Get away from her, you bitch!" scene showed what happens when a mother combines skill, heart, fear and a little desperation into a lethal package.
Howard Hawks - one of the greatest directors to ever grace the Silver Screen - once confessed to an AFI audience that he was so racked with insecurity on the first day of shooting a film, he would quietly walk away from the set and throw up. You know what Howard Hawks did not do? Make films whining about how racked with insecurity he was.
Thank you for saying, honestly, what most, not all of us are thinking when we watch them go on and on and on and on with this nonsense. The more privileged a society is, the greater the most minor slights are. This is a prime example, if folks needed one.
This absolutely needed to be said about that terrible self-pity party which was the Barbie speech that the Victimhood Cult seems to love. Excellent summary Chato.
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The fact that Barbie got a single Oscar nomination, let alone seven, is freaking surreal.
It is the Kenergy
In recent times Barbie would´ve been nominated at best for most pinky-est movie.
It wasn’t a good film. Gosling was by far the best thing about the whole film.
It was a fascinating bad film with moments of extreme creativity, followed mostly by extremely idiotic moments.
Like, I can understand why it would get nominations, it ain't a good film by any means, but, it had sparks of brilliance through it.
It's the result of total madness and horrible writing that let some nice things slip through.
Why is it surreal? The oscars are a joke. I would rather watch paint dry than watch the oscars, I have zero respect for them.
I never have liked them because they are all snobs who have no idea what a great movie is.
The fact that some incredible movies are snobbed for not being diverse should tell you all you need to know about the oscars.
Vasquez's speech from Aliens would have worked too. "Hey, Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man?" (beat) "No, have you?"
Truly one of the great movie burns of all time.
@@CatWhiskeringAnd THE best character introduction of all time.
To add to your comments about Ripley, when she delivered her epic one- sentence speech, we all wanted to be her. Nobody wants to be the chick in Barbie: She doesn't have a mech suit.
Men and women, both. Everyone could relate, regardless of race or gender.
Hollywood is a bunch of navel-gazers, obsessed with their own identity.
😆😅🤣😂
I literally laughed out loud at this comment. Well played.
Now I'm imagining Ripley delivering the Barbie speech in her mech suit and I'm dying
The funnier part of Aliens is that all the Marines have body armor but Ripley only has the white tee shirt for protection.
The HUBRIS in that Barbie rant by America Ferrera was astounding and in no way addressed that almost every complaint would more accurately describe women's treatment of other women than any pressure from men. What a bunch of victims.
Yes!
The narrative about being oppressed IS the modern systemic oppression.
So, I would like to nominate Greta Gerwig for the award for BEING an oppressor.
I would also like to nominate her for the award for being a hypocrite... BEING what she claims other people (men) are.
You only need to feel a victim if you allow yourself to feel like one.
It's true. I've quit jobs, left relationships, and moved out of homes not because of men, but the women who were tyrants and made other people's lives miserable. No matter how much attention and control they had, they always wanted more. I've learned that happiness and satisfaction come from the self, not exterior events. It's a much harder road to travel in life, but more worthwhile in the long run.
@@Nyet-Zdyes 100%. The parting message in that movie was that the Kens are too dumb for leadership and they should get their butts back in the kitchen. You know, progress.
Godzilla Minus One deserves way more nominations than this Barbie movie.
Facts
It deserves to win best picture
This movie just proves that the Oscars in your culture are meaningless.
They are not meaningless to those who actually earn a living in the entertainment industry. Having to be subjected to this institutionalized degeneracy either on the production end or the consumption end is insufferable. Make 2024 the year it ends. @@gideondejongh838
No, they are not meaningless to people who work in the industry, and they are not meaningless if they keep getting these hatewatch videos. @@gideondejongh838
Even Alfred Hitchcock never received an Oscar for directing.
Neither did Ed Wood. To give anything to this vile movie better than a Razzie is a hate crime against men. As a man who is only attracted to men, I demand accountability and reparations on behalf of myself and on behalf of the only sex I am attracted to.
And if Christopher Nolan wins, it will be his first Oscar win for Best Director
I think that women being angry at a "women's film" for having THE GUY be the one to get all the praise, is just one fantastic comical relief moment!
As a woman I say... He's Kenenough! ❤
@@Cristiana-15_09 as a man, I say, stop using those stupid and offensive puns. Ken is a complete failure because he got nothing in-universe. Stop defending ANY aspect of this movie and start demanding accountability for it.
Anybody who uses the K word is getting flagged.
@@Attmay In the wise, wise words of John Cleese... Fuck off (and find a sense of humor)!
Bro this s is hilarious 😆
All the ones that liked this movie deep down don’t like men
Andy Serkis getting nothing at the Oscars for his hard work in bringing to life Gollum was appalling. But there was little brouhaha over that. How the world has changed.
Ferrera's Barbie speech is presented as rallying against the patriarchy, but actually 99% of it references how women treat each other, and can equally be applied to how women treat men.
We've had around a decade of everything from advertising to feature movies telling men all the things they do wrong and how they need to improve, but somehow Gerwig thinks that's a reality that applies specifically to women while men have some idyllic life without being browbeaten for literally everything they do.
There is a reason why so many people think Barbie is a satire.
@@davidgantenbein9362 It would be genuinely hilarious if after awards season was done and nothing can be taken away, Gerwig came out and said it was actually intended as a satire of feminism.
@@davidgantenbein9362 Agreed... but I think people are wrong to call Barbie a satire... because I believe that, in order for it to actually be a satire, it must be *intended* to be satirical.
Webster defines it like this (#2):
"trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly"
Greta didn't *intend* to expose or discredit her own folly... but she did... and that is... ironic.
@@beerosaurusrex Lol, but I wouldn’t believe her as I fully expect this to her stance in a decade anyway. I think in roughly a decade everybody will tell us how they were fighting against cancel culture and identity extremism. Lots of tweet deleting will happen and they will try to cancel wayback machines.
@@Nyet-Zdyes Oh it’s absolutely a case of being so extreme that the general audience is simply thinking that it’s a satire (it’s the inversion of poe‘s law), it’s fully intended to be this grand political piece about identity politics. That’s why I think it’s funny that people consider it to be satire and hence naturally side with the underdog that is Ken.
That speech made me think. It made me think that men don't think about 90% of that crap, not because we don't have to, but because we choose not to because we've got too much sht to get done to be bothering with all that nonsense. And we definitely dont have time to sit around and think about how pathetic we are.
Ripley's speech was far superior. Short, to the point, and backed up with the punching power of a mech suit.
such a crazy idea for a movie, "show don't tell." really archaic concept
Ripley does not get enough credit, she was the tough take no shit leader but still a woman and mother - which was not an issue for anyone in fact it made her more relatable.
Remember, Sigourney Weaver received a nomination for best actress that year. For a sci-fi horror film!
Did she win one for the movie about the Gorrillas? Its like with Jessica Lang who got the nod for Francis (but she thought it was really for Tootsie, although the Oscars looked down on Genres like Comedies@@JavaJunky
*Tootsie* hasn't aged all that well. I re-watched it recently and found that time had robbed it of much of its luster. The ending was especially cringeworthy. @@harryc1971
I'm dying! I'm at work and left to go to the break area because I started chortling so hard! This rant needs to go viral. It may be one of the most complete and thorough takedowns of toxic femininity I've ever seen. Savagely satirical and incisive. Of course you'll be called a misogynist.
It is also extremely apropos, since Greta is one of the ones oppressing women.
Convincing people that they ARE oppressed, is oppressive.
I want a movie-length rant about women by men, and I want every award in the book to go to it, or there will be war.
Not a video, not a podcast, a MOVIE. Remember the song “A Hymn to Him” from *My Fair Lady?* Make that the whole movie and also make it nearly three hours long.
Ripley says more in 6 words than Greta did with a whole page 😆
That is the joke or punchline.
I’ll go with “Get away from her you BITCH” ❤😂😂😂 ahhh love Ripley - that line stayed with me for decades. Ripley is legendary while Barbie ( movie) is just a fad.
The Barbie speech comes down to...
" _I_ have made _Myself_ feel this way about _My_ life, and that's all the fault of _MEN!_ "
The difference is that Ripley’s speech is making it all about saving Newt. Gerwig’s speech is making it all about herself.
Isn’t that her entire filmography in a nutshell?
I wouldn’t know! 😇
There are better woman directors than her but they are never put on this kind of pedestal. @@TheMasterQuests
It's cause directors like Kathryn Bigelow's audience isn't solely women@@Attmay
And the Oscar for best performance in a Barbie movie goes to----- Chato! Good contrast between the two characters, Barbie vs Aliens.
I love how Gerwig complains how hard she has it when she grew up going to an all-girls private Catholic school and then literally Columbia University (where she was classmates with Kate McKinnon). Interestingly, she only turned to acting/film-making when she was turned down from several playwriting MFA programs lol, she apparently wanted to be a playwright. Must be so hard not following her natural calling: Starbucks barista.
She is about as oppressed as the queen of Sheba.
I wouldn’t even trust her not to screw up my coffee order. I don’t even drink coffee. This is why.
The old line "Brevity is the soul of wit" comes to mind. The Barbie rant addresses important issues, but it took two minutes and felt more and more like nails on an old-school chalkboard the longer it continued. Conversely, Ripley got to her point about the important issue of aliens eating people very quickly.
Aliens eating people... 😂😂😂
Get this man more likes!
At least the aliens were on the carnivore diet!
It wasn’t a speech it was a woman bitching for two minutes straight
Ripley will eternally slay harder than any girl boss. Ever.
The b-word should be criminalized along with this movie. This movie should be as illegal as CP and for the same reasons: it harms children.
Great choice to bring Ripley in as counterpoint to the incessant whining of contemporary culture. Well done!
Also anything Katherine Hepburn and Maureen O'Hara ever did.
@@silverjohn6037 Bingo!!
Don’t forget Maureen’s cinematic daughters Natalie Wood and Hayley Mills!
Sigourney and those women understand the work of being an actress and epitomize "do your eff'n job!"
@@thor3279 Precisely.
I’ve never seen so many tantrums over this movie!! OMG. I’m a female and at this point I HATE what 2nd and 3rd wave feminism has done to us. It’s ridiculous. Thank you for this. We need to keep things in perspective.
Plenty of women hate this movie which makes it sexist to silence them by dismissing their criticisms out of hand.
This video was more oscar worthy than all parts of Barbie.
The AMPAS belongs in jail along with the perpetrators of this vile movie. I became a conservative because I got tired of pretending that this glorified hate speech deserved constitutional protection, and now I’m equally tired of so-called conservatives just sitting there passively doing nothing and in some cases even defending it when there are still those on the left are willing to condemn it and even a communist dictatorship is willing to do what needs to be done by banning it.
#OscarsForMarioRazziesForBarbie
@@Attmay That is why I call them cuckservatives. They play the same lame game as the lefties.
That speech is virtue armor - whenever there is criticism, the woe is me comes out of some people. That was the woman variant.
Ban this movie.
Greta thinks a McDonalds Happy Meal deserves a Michelin Star…😮💨
She deserves prison food.
Chato this was your greatest video ever. Epic rant and expertly performed! Bravo sir! 👍
Chato giving this speech REEEEAAALLY helps you understand how someone wrote this down, looked at it, and said peak.
Listening to that speech in the movie theatre, I thought that at least 90% of that speech was directed at how women treat other women.
The speech, like the movie itself, was not the hit against the patriarchy that feminists thought it was. Ken and the Ken’s were the most sympathetic characters-all they wanted was the Barbies to pay attention to them-the Barbies came off as self-centred and manipulative (alike some female bosses I’ve had)
Paying to see that movie is aiding and abetting hate crimes against men.
@@Attmay the men, the Kens actually came off better than the women. The Kens actually had fewer rights (actually none) under the matriarchal Barbie’s, than women did under the patriarchy
And if that dictatorship is still standing then the whole movie was a waste of time. The whole message that "Ken doesn't need Barbie to be happy" contradicts itself because it expects us, the viewers of the male persuasion, to latch onto him when he is a straw man created by people who are prejudiced against us. Just like Archie Bunker. It was a mistake for RINOS to indulge Norman Lear as much as they did when he would have been tarred and feathered if he hadn't given Ricky Schroder a show (overlapping with Archie's by a year), and he should have been tarred and feathered for giving one to T0n¥ D@nz@. Don't make the same mistake again!
If he doesn't need her, then we don't need him! And the movie sets up a very troubling "heterosexual or nothing" false dichotomy.
@@canuck3169
They still failed because both the revolution and the thing they were revolting against were of the oppressor classes. They changed nothing so the whole movie was a waste of time. This revolution should have been led by a Gay Bob doll. It's embarrassing to watch simps make excuses for this glorified toy commercial. It needs to stop. I'll support any political ideology that opposes the existence of this disgusting movie because it opposes it. @@canuck3169
Ripley's speech get points for being the more concise of the two, and managing to sound more genuine as well
It's not every day you see a masterpiece on TH-cam. This video was a masterpiece.
Every complaint in that speech is either universal to both sexes, or something that women inflict on each other
It’s mostly stuff that they do to each other and there too closed minded to see it
Justice was done! The Patriarchy wins! 🤣
Long live the Patriarchy!!
That would be the case if this movie were illegal like it should be and everybody involved with it was in prison where they belong.
Ken was the best part of the Barbie movie
💯💯
And it was unintended, what a fluke from the "haven't got a clue, spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg crowd". I love Ricky for telling it like it is!
This isn't even a joke. Even the diehard feminists talked about Ken more than any part of the film. Even Allan played by Cera got more attention than any woman. To hear/read the takes by devout fans of that film, they focused more on the men than women.
Haven‘t watched the movie, but everybody telling me that I should, said Ken was the best thing, so I have zero doubt on that front.
@@mallios13Michael Cera made me actively hate *Arrested Development.* No, hate is not too strong a word. No, you’re not stupid if you don’t like the show. He’s got a lot of nerve appearing in an allegedly feminist film after the way Jeffrey Tambor treated Jessica Walter, proving *Dinosaurs,* as much as I loved it when I was a kid, changed nothing.
I also hated *Superbad.* That McLovin crap was not funny the first time and has not improved with age. *F(r)iends* really did kill comedy.
I miss subtext in movies and storytelling. Look at that Ripley line again. It’s more than just a badass one liner. It’s Ripley over coming her fear of the Aliens she had in the beginning. Her protecting Newt solidifying their mother daughter relationship. And a last ditch effort to finally win the fight against the Aliens. And that’s all from one line.
This was EPIC.! Thank you. You said exactly what I was feeling even during my viewing of the film. Playing the Victim Card is the most pitiful approach to ANYTHING in life.
Then you should have asked for a money back. If they refused to refund people's money, then that is more proof the film is a failure if there is no money to refund.
I for one nominate you for your speech at the end bravo!!
Ah yes, the Barbie speech. Reminds me of the much maligned poem "If". Except wordy and whiny.
The "what do you mean 'you people'?" scene from _Tropic Thunder_ is one of my favorite scenes of all time. I don't know what it means to "lay racism bare", but I do know that it was hysterical _and_ that if we as a culture can get back to laughing about our surface-level differences maybe we can deal with real issues
And I also liked "Hey Man, Everybody's Gay Once in a While!"
The Ripley speech is awesome. Punchy and to the point
"Gerwins speech is about being pathetic" Literally laughed out loud. Great comedic timing there.
It is pathetic that such degenerate schlock is tolerated in any context. When some so-called conservatives are willing to make excuses for a movie that Bill Maher also hated and that a Communist government banned and I, of all people, for once agree with the Communist government, that's another indicator of how bad this movie is.
Who could forget the bit where Barbie sees the queen popping out eggs and with just the tilt of her head let the audience know EXACTLY what kind of hellfire was gonna rain down. Gave me chills 🥶👍
Ripley is just a Queen of Women and Men, you cannot compare that with pathetic Gerwig and Robbie.
and certainly prime James Cameron work as well.
Everytime I hear that door open and those mech feet stomp, I get goosebumps. Then one of the greatest lines uttered in cinematic history always makes me stand up and cheer!
Fantastic video Chato, keep it up!
It didn't deserve 7 Oscars nominations, perhaps 1 - costume design - if they were objective. Your video is spot on, one of the best you've ever done.
Not even that. Start demanding that these nominations be revoked and that everybody responsible from them be banned from the AMPAS and arrested, otherwise I hope Will Smith sues for discrimination:
Lol. Wide on. Haven't heard that in years.
Kubrick reference.............PRICELESS TRUTH as was Tropic Thunder timeless excellence....well done my friend..........well done, but the wigged monologue......EPIC
Ripley was an effing hero! Plus I really liked her outfit when she gave this speech. I am looking forward to having a mech loader of my very own someday in the future. The speech in Barbie. Some guy at the end yelled out, "She's right is all her fault!" All the guys in the theater laughed then went silent as they got that "look" from their female partner/friend there with them.
However when I saw Aliens in the theater, even though it was years after the release, when Ripley gives her speech, the whole theater went wild! Cheering as she beat the crap out of the Queen Alien, and then a final cheer of approval as the Queen was tossed out of the airlock.
I didn’t even get nominated. Of course, I didn’t make a movie…Wait: THAT DOESNT MATTER! Waaaah! 🤣
I still don't believe this fluff got a single nomination .
It needs to be illegal.
Barbie vs a Clockwork Orange..lol. The list goes on and on and on….love the wig by the way, stuff likes that keeps us coming back.
I just watched Dr. Strangelove again recently. It was so good. Top cast was of course fantastic. But some really underrated performances out of the second tier players.
Wow, Chato! When you put on that wig you became so stunning and brave! I forgot what the speech was about because you were too busy being stunning and brave!
Yeah, I’m still pissed that the movie “Porky’s” didn’t get an Oscar. 😡
💁🏾♀️ Bravo the new female Chato! 👏🏼👏🏼
Ripley rules.
Paul... Did you just say "wide-on"?
Lol!!!
I like YOUR version BETTER!!
(I think it is the wig that really does it for me!)
Well said, Mr. Chato! It's never enough for these people. They always want more. Pathetic.
Kubrick was the best director to have ever lived. Not my favorite, but objectively the best. Kubrick was one in a million. He worked hard for his craft. And the women in hollyweird nowadays are spoiled brats who think that being a good person is oppression.
My mom has done everything mentioned in this boring monologue (if you can call it that) and she never complains. And I am always thanking my mom for things. I had a bad father, but I have learned good things from him.
I am tired of those brats.
What the heck is wrong with those people? They are so afraid to deal with consequences that they feel the need to blame everyone else for their failures. Guess what? Failure is a part of life. If you don't fail, you can never freaking succeed.
Greta cannot write, but she can direct. The movie looks stunning.
It looks garish and awful, like it takes place inside a Pepto-Bismol bottle.
Give this man an Oscar!
I've not seen Barbie movie but OMG that was the big dumb speech in it?! Basically, all I heard was "WHA WAH... I have to act like a normal decent human being with the same reasonable standards and expectations that all other humans are subject to and I don't even get a prize for it!... WHA WHA... I should be able to whatever I want, whenever I want, with no thought toward other people or potential consequences for my actions... WHA WHA WHA..."
1:01 Riefenstahl... 🤣 That was a low blow, Paul!
She may have been an awful person but goddamn she was a great director. It's actually not an uncommon phenomenon in that job.
@@donpietruk1517No argument there.
Woman: "How do you write women so well?"
Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Irony: In the movie, that was supposed to be a joke.
My wife asked me the other day why I refused to watch the Barbie movie with her. While my initial response was that I have a functioning pair of testicles, I think a better answer might be to have her watch this clip. I had this playing on my phone while I was unable to see the screen and as soon as I heard those mechanical footsteps, I instantly knew exactly what movie and scene it was from. Bravo Chato!
Homosexuality FTW
That is why I identify as a lesbian
Thanks Chato, now I’M crying
👌👏👏👏 Perfect, Mr. Chato. You're just on point.❤
WOW!!!
GO CHATO!!!
And as a woman...I AGREE WITH YOU!!!
I love this man. Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons got nothing on you Chato! Get 'em!!!!❤❤❤❤
Did anyone else see the title and expect that the "tantrum" was that someone else was throwing it? Paul put in a better performance in his tantrum than anything in Barbie.
Being fair, some people just want an excuse to be oiffended. Is not the nominations but the chance to express anger again the evil "system." Perople with too many social accounts and free time. At least this silly compaints helped to make this awesome video :D,
That speech was TV melodrama quality.
Hell Yeh Tropic Thunder! You got that Right! 😀😀
It's ironic; if I were to choose a scene of Ripley standing her ground, it's the other power loader scene, I call "Where you want it?". No life and death, no mother instinct, just an experienced operator showing what, in this case, she can do. When you respect the skill more than notice the person's sex, that's a true boss. The "Get away from her, you bitch!" scene showed what happens when a mother combines skill, heart, fear and a little desperation into a lethal package.
Ryan Gosling wins Oscar for Best Actor and Song. It is going to be glorious.
Howard Hawks - one of the greatest directors to ever grace the Silver Screen - once confessed to an AFI audience that he was so racked with insecurity on the first day of shooting a film, he would quietly walk away from the set and throw up. You know what Howard Hawks did not do? Make films whining about how racked with insecurity he was.
I've never heard 'wide-ons' before hahaha! Sh*t that's funny Paul😆
Now I have to go re-watch Aliens for the umpteenth time.
always a better use of time than watching 99.9% of what's been produced since...
Wow! What a masterful interjection of writer's complaints into a story. Makes the "mad as hell" speech from Network look.... even better.
Scene that quote brings to my mind is from Adam's Family Values
Blonde: "I'll be the victim!"
Wednesday: "All of your life"
Thank you for saying, honestly, what most, not all of us are thinking when we watch them go on and on and on and on with this nonsense. The more privileged a society is, the greater the most minor slights are. This is a prime example, if folks needed one.
Chato unfiltered, straight to the point.
Love the Aliens clip. Thumbs way up, thank you so much. That was a strong and well written female character!
This absolutely needed to be said about that terrible self-pity party which was the Barbie speech that the Victimhood Cult seems to love.
Excellent summary Chato.
Paul. You’re so brave and bold, your champing, all women for telling the truth.
America Ferrera’s next film is The Sisterhood of the Traveling Rants.
I didn’t see Barbie just to support other movies in cinemas. Barbie didn’t need me to be successful nor do I need propaganda.
Exactly. Too much negative energy.
I'd go with Ripley's.
I remember cringing at that speech when I watched Barbie because it felt so filled with victimhood and lacked any strength.
Admitting to seeing this movie is aiding to admitting to aiding and abetting a hate crime against a protected class.
If the Barfbie simps are whining they didn't get more nominations when they deserved none, then take them all away and give them to *Mario.*
or Godzilla Minus One
My 12 year old daughter and wife thought Barbie was boring and quit after 30 mins
keep your wife. forever
Oscar night I'll do what I've done the past 21yrs. Turn on the TV, prop my feet up. Watch something else.
Aaaahhh Ripley's speech is still epic even today! Music to my ears
Couldn’t have said it better. Or funnier. Thank you.
That speech is right up there with Winston Churchill's We Will Never Surrender speech just kidding😂😂
What an exceptional rant. Eloquent, poignant, verocity personified.
OMG I am in tears about the Alien "Speech"
No, I'm not crying...That's just my allergies!
Took a whole Lotta trying, but now you in the big leagues Chato it’s so wonderful to see your wife support you here on the channel lol
You knocked it out of the park Paul. Great video.
Best Screenplay? That's the age old Hollywood consolation award. She's in great company!
Best "Adapted" Screenplay. Not even creating anything original.
Just here to finally comment on your textbook, consistent,and beautiful book lighting on your videos