Dude, the scenario of pissing through that hole happened to me a few days ago and I felt like I had hit a new time low, glad to know its a universal experience.
This segment is literally, to the full extent of the expression… the shit. I haven’t felt this much seen in a while. And it has been one of the funniest moments. More episodes like this. Please.
I am now SO disappointed when Trash Taste and Game Grumps played mario party, Arin and Garnt didn't bond over pooping. We we're ROBBED of that historic moment.
Ya as a girl this episode was the first I heard it's common for guys' pee to go astray and land on the floor. Definitely can't blame Sydney for being confused about how/why Garnt would pee on the floor lol
The disconnection between genders and thus unrealistic expectations it creates imho really is a gap hahah. No pun intended 😂 but really, both sides should communicate more imho lmao 😅 such things shouldnt be a surprise.
They didn't even cover stream splitting. I've had my pee legitimately split into multiple streams mid flow, that started heading in different directions.
@@DblBarrelShogun same. And also u gotta be careful if your skin isnt blocking the output or making it go a weird direction. Always adjust your skin before peeing lmao. ( no. Cutting it off isnt what I d ever do. Sorry America )
Connor is so based for sit pissing, I've done that my whole life and it's very rarely caused me problems. The most infuriating accident that ever happened to me while sit pissing was one time I was taking a leak, and my pp was pointed down into the toilet bowl as normal, but for some unholy reason the stream that came out seemingly defied gravity and went up and over not just the toilet bowl, but the toilet seat as well. As I had already started pissing, there was nothing I could do about it, and I just had to resign myself to cleaning up the mess afterwards, which was really annoying. I've never had a stray stream incident that bad before or since, I just got really unlucky that one day.
Around 10 years ago I have been converted to sit pisser. After I lived for 4 years in newly renovated flat with only girls as flatmates (and later my future wife). And before moving out I cleaned toilet room walls (that was very tight room). I was disgusted. And it must been only me stand pissing. THAT PISS GET EVERYWHERE!!!
ive never been more confused in my life. do people not hand wield the weapon while sit pissing? cus i hate it when my willy touches a part of the toilet accidentally
I have been struggling with this ever since I moved into my current home 6 years ago and lately it has been happening more and more. I think this is the most relatable they have been for me in a long while.
I always sit to pee. Admittedly... That's a lie. I usually stand in public restrooms. But people who stand at home are just making things worse for themselves.
I mean, sit pissing in a public restroom means spending more time in it so I'll just use the urinal and leave immediately. Definitely sitting at home though, not going to be uncomfortable in my own house
10:52 Pretty sure Joey is retelling an urban legend here. Like it might be true, but that's a famous story. Perhaps most famous from a 4chan "greentext" copy pasta, where the setting is in a foreign country so the guy can't explain what's wrong and has to show the maid. And it flushes first try.
Happened to me in elementary school , caused me to piss on the back of my pants. Panicked and tries to hide it with water like I was in some kind of sitcom. Glad to hear its universal.
sitting down to owe is fine but standing up is far better. even when it’s dark and i’m incredibly groggy I don’t miss, i’m more comfortable standing than sitting, it takes less time, and it’s less messy. I’ve had FAR too many times where the pee goes through the slit in the toilet for me to say sitting down is less messy.
Be in SEA > No bidet > only squat toilet > only have water house and soap > wash your butt with water and soap > never felt more fresh than using toilet paper
I hear most ppl not from SEA genuinely surprised there's a squat toilet, and cant shit on it. I think squat toilet is better since it'll take less amount of time to spend in the toilet. You'll shit faster than sitting cuz of the squat position. At least thats what i experience.
this might be telling but i have no idea wtf they are talking about when they are describing sit pissing positions >< and so this entire segment is a mystery to me....Sydney's reaction is relatable then XD although i can agree that if my hypothetical peepee greeted the inside of a public toilet id 100% freak the hell out
Yo, I once had to share a bathroom with my youngest brother, who is 16 years older than me, so I was early 20's and he was in his later 30's. DISGUSTANG There's a shelf on a wall behind the toilet, so I stepped next to the toilet to reach it, and MY FOOT STUCK TO THE DAMN FLOOR 🤮 He was in the living room, on speaker phone with a lady, I came out and yelled at him to clean his damn piss off the floor. SHE hung up, and he said I embarrassed him. I told him my foot stuck to floor and that if he didn't want to be embarrassed he shouldn't PISS ON THE FLOOR. Mom and our other brother weren't impressed either.
I love how I just came back from a bar and me and my boys hat just the EXACT same conversation. Yes, this IS a thing and yes, the girls were quite distrurbt by your talk. Now I go to bad, I am still quite drunk, Cheers.
Thats bad for sewage systems they don't break down anywhere near as much as they claim and becomes a nucleation point for things to stick to and cause blockages 🤷
I've spoiled myself with the Bidet / Washlet after my trip to Japan by installing one at home. Now I need to carry a portable bidet wherever I have to use a toilet elsewhere.
That first part about peeing is crazy, the absolute confidence to talk about that is impressive. And I am relieved to know that it happens to more than me
Wait, wait, wait.... you can talk shamelessly about wiggling your butts over a bidet and tip touching porcelain in public restrooms... but it's "weird" to use a spray attachment on a showerhead? If you don't use it, you're missing out... in more ways than one.
@@Cryosxify There's a reason why, at least in my experience, toilet stalls have a trashcan that has a cover, so the smell doesn't come out. Optimally, you use toilet paper to wipe away the majority, then use wet wipes to make sure you're clean.
@@mthalter that's disgusting to leave shit stained anything anywhere. Literally don't carry anything and just wet the toilet paper a little when your about to finish assuming you have a sink nearby
@@Cryosxify All wet toilet papers gonna do is dissolve in your butt crack and make your shitty butthole chafe even more. Meanwhile wet wipes are specialized for wiping away the shittiest of buttholes. That's why parents use it to clean babies after they poop. Also, it's a literal trashcan, where else are you going to throw away shit-stained stuff?
I feel exactly the same for the bidet thing. 99% of the houses have been to has a bidet now but the possibility of being forced to use that toilet in that 1% scares me.
As hilarious as the whole segment about bathroom behaviors is, I find it really sweet that Sydney was worried for Garnt. I expected him to say that she was mad about the puddle, but no, just concerned that her husband might need a shoulder to lean on
I genuinely have no idea what they talk about, because I can't relate to ever having missed. My piss aim is the equivalent of a Delta Force sharpshooter.
I'm 29 yo. I've never had this experience my whole life while living in US. I recently visited Japan in April of 2024, and while being at an airbnb in tokyo I realized pee was getting all over the floor! I never realized this was a thing and I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Maybe toilets are differently shaped outside of the US.
The thing about pissing through that gap in the seat, is that it happens so infrequently that its always unexpected.
But just often enough to be a universal pet peeve
idk it always happened to me, must hold it everytime since
I've somehow never experienced it.
I’ve never seen a gap in the toilet bowl and the seat. What is the purpose of it?
I've only done it once, and it was awful.
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Thank the Lord because I would not be able to put up with her voice for more than 2 minutes at a time
yeah exactly
@@magno172 which I will never have 😢
Dude, the scenario of pissing through that hole happened to me a few days ago and I felt like I had hit a new time low, glad to know its a universal experience.
I haven't had it happen in years but I too am glad to know i'm not the only person that's had it happen 😭
It's Comfort for sure. I was really Insecure about it when it happened
"Honey, I noticed your pissing patterns and coordination is outside the usual parameters, everything okay? uwu"
🤣🤣
This segment is literally, to the full extent of the expression… the shit. I haven’t felt this much seen in a while. And it has been one of the funniest moments. More episodes like this. Please.
I am now SO disappointed when Trash Taste and Game Grumps played mario party, Arin and Garnt didn't bond over pooping. We we're ROBBED of that historic moment.
“I like pooping because I like being alone and creating things.”
- Arin Hanson
Ya as a girl this episode was the first I heard it's common for guys' pee to go astray and land on the floor. Definitely can't blame Sydney for being confused about how/why Garnt would pee on the floor lol
The disconnection between genders and thus unrealistic expectations it creates imho really is a gap hahah. No pun intended 😂 but really, both sides should communicate more imho lmao 😅 such things shouldnt be a surprise.
As a guy, this is the first I've heard of this happening. So don't feel too confused.
They didn't even cover stream splitting. I've had my pee legitimately split into multiple streams mid flow, that started heading in different directions.
@@DblBarrelShogun same. And also u gotta be careful if your skin isnt blocking the output or making it go a weird direction. Always adjust your skin before peeing lmao. ( no. Cutting it off isnt what I d ever do. Sorry America )
@@DblBarrelShogun My absolute panic at when I had three streams and none hit the bowl
Connor is so based for sit pissing, I've done that my whole life and it's very rarely caused me problems. The most infuriating accident that ever happened to me while sit pissing was one time I was taking a leak, and my pp was pointed down into the toilet bowl as normal, but for some unholy reason the stream that came out seemingly defied gravity and went up and over not just the toilet bowl, but the toilet seat as well. As I had already started pissing, there was nothing I could do about it, and I just had to resign myself to cleaning up the mess afterwards, which was really annoying. I've never had a stray stream incident that bad before or since, I just got really unlucky that one day.
i’m not the only one🥲
stray streams just happen sometimes, it's because something is just very slightly uneven
Stray streams suck. Sometimes you can correct it midstream but it’s a challenge.
Standing pee doesn't cause any problems TF? There are more problems sitting pee than standing
Around 10 years ago I have been converted to sit pisser. After I lived for 4 years in newly renovated flat with only girls as flatmates (and later my future wife). And before moving out I cleaned toilet room walls (that was very tight room). I was disgusted. And it must been only me stand pissing. THAT PISS GET EVERYWHERE!!!
Myelin be like : 👁️ 👁️
New way of spelling meilyne unlocked
@@controlcon A new one every week.
ive never been more confused in my life. do people not hand wield the weapon while sit pissing? cus i hate it when my willy touches a part of the toilet accidentally
Bruh same here if I let it go it will always touch the other side of the toilet this shit cot me confused
exactly
Is this like a circumcised issue? Cuz I have never had to worry about pissing outside of the bowl while sitting
you sit a bit further back and let gravity drag your massive heavy nuts and pipe downward. shrimple as.
@@Rubicola174Oh, so they don't have the full circle toilet seats. That's why I was confused.
I have been struggling with this ever since I moved into my current home 6 years ago and lately it has been happening more and more. I think this is the most relatable they have been for me in a long while.
Idk if this is worse but I had the same experience and got so frustrated that I ripped off the toilet seat
The alcohol in the thumbnail makes this look much more worrying
I am very thankful for this episode. Quite cathartic to know I'm not alone.
Joey: "why do people watch this show"
Because of this exact type of conversation Joey, we're here for this.
I always sit to pee. Admittedly... That's a lie. I usually stand in public restrooms. But people who stand at home are just making things worse for themselves.
I mean, sit pissing in a public restroom means spending more time in it so I'll just use the urinal and leave immediately. Definitely sitting at home though, not going to be uncomfortable in my own house
you look like you piss sitting down.
Wanting to share a poop seems like a UK mindset
How is this comment released 3 days before the video was uploaded?
@@FFXfever time traveler
Or the video was private and show by error?
@@neociber24 patreon get early access
South east asia here, have shared my poop thats either enormous or just perfectly comical shaped before
No its a american thing too.
This whole segment is relatable
This hole segment
Only happens when I’m cold and having a George Costanza kinda day, but it really really really sucks when you’re wearing socks
Having a bad day and getting piss on you is honestly a test of mettle
As a woman I find this fascinating 😮
My fiance was the same way, fascinated by the logistics of male life.
Girl I'm screaming out loud all these piss stories that's written like they talk about their puppy that pissed on the rug or something its so funny
This is getting animated, isn't it?
Hitting the gap or where the seat and tank meet always ends up with dusty piss stains on that weird “S” shaped bit under the toilet. It’s the worst.
Dude I started this episode while eating breakfast 💀😭 I had to stop mid way
MY WARM... MILD PEANITS
You pissin alone handsome? -Sydney
Wtf kind of piss are yall taking💀
The yellow one.
4:57 That is the perfect analogy. Joey is truly a scholar.
Oh my god thank god connor is a sit pisser. EXACTLY, SITTING IS MORE COMFORTABLE
The problem is most toilets don't give you enough room for your dong to fit when sitting down
We need an episode featuring Sydney again !
Turn on the faucet or shower. They work as your noise canceler.
Connor definitely measures his depth too 😁
Dang, the gap between seat thing hasn't happened to me in at least 15 years; I actually forgot that was a thing LOL
h- how.......???? and this has happened to all three of them?!
You must not be male. If you are how haven’t you have this happen?
YO CONNOR, i also get swamp ass i feel you homie. you arent alone
10:52 Pretty sure Joey is retelling an urban legend here. Like it might be true, but that's a famous story. Perhaps most famous from a 4chan "greentext" copy pasta, where the setting is in a foreign country so the guy can't explain what's wrong and has to show the maid. And it flushes first try.
Wait you’re so right
Happened to me in elementary school , caused me to piss on the back of my pants. Panicked and tries to hide it with water like I was in some kind of sitcom. Glad to hear its universal.
i think you guys need an extended plastic guard covering up that toilet set gap. lol
This make me remembered about "the poop knife" story (from reddit i think)
Nothing gets this podcast going like a good shit story
My father had to send a sit down chat with my mother because she sent him one too many pictures of her poops.
Lmfaoooo parents/married goals fr fr
Happens in America too
sitting down to owe is fine but standing up is far better. even when it’s dark and i’m incredibly groggy I don’t miss, i’m more comfortable standing than sitting, it takes less time, and it’s less messy. I’ve had FAR too many times where the pee goes through the slit in the toilet for me to say sitting down is less messy.
thanks i needed to hear that
Be in SEA
> No bidet
> only squat toilet
> only have water house and soap
> wash your butt with water and soap
> never felt more fresh than using toilet paper
True brother so true
I hear most ppl not from SEA genuinely surprised there's a squat toilet, and cant shit on it.
I think squat toilet is better since it'll take less amount of time to spend in the toilet. You'll shit faster than sitting cuz of the squat position. At least thats what i experience.
Lol Felix sent his turd pic to Ken from Cinnamontoast ken .. I remember them talking about it in a video few years back 😂
these problems dont happen if you quat for number 2
Another classic meme is born.
it happened to me once.
i havent recovered to this day.
this might be telling but i have no idea wtf they are talking about when they are describing sit pissing positions ><
and so this entire segment is a mystery to me....Sydney's reaction is relatable then XD
although i can agree that if my hypothetical peepee greeted the inside of a public toilet id 100% freak the hell out
Yo, I once had to share a bathroom with my youngest brother, who is 16 years older than me, so I was early 20's and he was in his later 30's.
DISGUSTANG
There's a shelf on a wall behind the toilet, so I stepped next to the toilet to reach it, and MY FOOT STUCK TO THE DAMN FLOOR 🤮
He was in the living room, on speaker phone with a lady, I came out and yelled at him to clean his damn piss off the floor. SHE hung up, and he said I embarrassed him. I told him my foot stuck to floor and that if he didn't want to be embarrassed he shouldn't PISS ON THE FLOOR. Mom and our other brother weren't impressed either.
I love how I just came back from a bar and me and my boys hat just the EXACT same conversation. Yes, this IS a thing and yes, the girls were quite distrurbt by your talk. Now I go to bad, I am still quite drunk, Cheers.
You gotta love the boys for these topics.
How about wet wipes toiletpaper? It even comes with camomille extract.
Thats bad for sewage systems they don't break down anywhere near as much as they claim and becomes a nucleation point for things to stick to and cause blockages 🤷
@@draxyboy True!
I've spoiled myself with the Bidet / Washlet after my trip to Japan by installing one at home. Now I need to carry a portable bidet wherever I have to use a toilet elsewhere.
How to brag about your 12 inch vertical leap....
just get the paper damp then wipe
That first part about peeing is crazy, the absolute confidence to talk about that is impressive. And I am relieved to know that it happens to more than me
I did not expect to hear what I heard🤣
Took a piss while watching, can confirm.
I have a portable bidet because I feel the same way. Get a portable bidet, Connor. I can't travel without it anymore.
yo, haven't laughed this hard in a while, that was so f'ing relatable😂
This was not the right video to watch while eating chocolate and caramel covered popcorn..:
2:42 Batman couldn’t beat this information out of me
Hell of an episode to listen to while going for a run
I've genuinely never had a unique experience, that first segment is so relatable 😂😭
Wait, wait, wait.... you can talk shamelessly about wiggling your butts over a bidet and tip touching porcelain in public restrooms... but it's "weird" to use a spray attachment on a showerhead? If you don't use it, you're missing out... in more ways than one.
Going bidetless sucks, but you can kinda do a half measure and wet the toilet paper at the end if there's a sink nearby
This is the #1 reason you carry wet eipes
@@mthalter I don't think those break down in the septic system so you can't flush that
@@Cryosxify There's a reason why, at least in my experience, toilet stalls have a trashcan that has a cover, so the smell doesn't come out.
Optimally, you use toilet paper to wipe away the majority, then use wet wipes to make sure you're clean.
@@mthalter that's disgusting to leave shit stained anything anywhere. Literally don't carry anything and just wet the toilet paper a little when your about to finish assuming you have a sink nearby
@@Cryosxify All wet toilet papers gonna do is dissolve in your butt crack and make your shitty butthole chafe even more. Meanwhile wet wipes are specialized for wiping away the shittiest of buttholes. That's why parents use it to clean babies after they poop. Also, it's a literal trashcan, where else are you going to throw away shit-stained stuff?
Whenever your partner asks what you and the boys talked about. Send them this. 😂
Guys, who is the first person to have kids out of you three
My money will be on Garnt
I love Garnt’s Lain shirt!!!
A sit down wee should be treat after a hards day work
Sit leaning forward, but then make sure it doesn't touch the bowl and you'll always be safe from the gap leak.
it did not occur to me that i was listening to this convo as i was eating lunch, just cause it was too relatable
How does that happen? WE HAVE A FIRE HOSE.
This why I watch Trash Taste, to hear hilarious topics and stories only possible with Trash Taste, also I never new this was possible.
I sit down to pee on leg days
At Home, Family and Friends places -> Sitting
Public -> standing
The amount of times I’ve done this exact thing while watching trash taste highlights
I feel exactly the same for the bidet thing. 99% of the houses have been to has a bidet now but the possibility of being forced to use that toilet in that 1% scares me.
Realist shit I’ve ever watched. This is why I love the boys.
thats why i bring baby wipes w me
Joeys dad: thing must be around 9 curics. *starts tearing up*
so many clip that can taken out of context
maybe try using wipes
As hilarious as the whole segment about bathroom behaviors is, I find it really sweet that Sydney was worried for Garnt. I expected him to say that she was mad about the puddle, but no, just concerned that her husband might need a shoulder to lean on
I genuinely have no idea what they talk about, because I can't relate to ever having missed.
My piss aim is the equivalent of a Delta Force sharpshooter.
I'm 29 yo. I've never had this experience my whole life while living in US. I recently visited Japan in April of 2024, and while being at an airbnb in tokyo I realized pee was getting all over the floor! I never realized this was a thing and I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Maybe toilets are differently shaped outside of the US.
Guys didnt know about properly cleaning themselves off until Covid - the shower WORKS :)
one of the realest episodes in a while
I'M NOT ALONE
1 knuckle deep Connor, 1 knuckle deep.
=_= just to be sure
11:48 It's the same popp story Jack Whitehall told on the Graham Norton Show.
I WANT THAT LAIN TEE GIMMIE THAT LAIN TEE PLLLZZZ
I have no idea what are these guys talking about.
You do the classic Al Bundy hand tuck to avoid this when you pee sitting.
This video started from 50, then came to 100, then escalated to 10,000
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
I got my father in law to reseal the toilet 3 times before I realised I was pissing on the floor
I did not expect this to be a universal experience, I feel vindicated.
sitting to pee is def the cleaner option. i don't think people realize how much splashes back out of the bowl when standing
when i was in basic training for the navy, this guy took a dump the size of a 20 oz soda bottle