"but he called me Jaiden-noob and then dabbed so I had to murder him, which I don't think is considered impressive anymore but it was in 5th grade." Geez, what was happening in 5th grade
When I read it all I couldn’t leave the bathroom for 48 hours because my head was in the toilet dispensing all the matter in the universe in the form of slime
The song that is playing is pokemon ranger shadow of almia team dim sum grunt battle theme it so catchy and it is really good if you listen to it with headphones trust me 🎧🎶🎵
wow, there are no comments, yesyes i know it is a cliche and dumb thing to be like "DUUUuuu fIrSt" but really, this is so surreal, it feels like i just discovered a old video that no one has seen, but no, thats not the case, it just feels like it, also, good video m8
“And then dabbed... so I had to murder him” “Which I don’t think is impressive anymore, but it was in fifth grade!” Huh, someone already made one of these jokes oops! So... Tom nook Amiright?
"I'll be back for you mango pudding, I'll come back stronger and I'll cook you so well that I'll become the mama, I don't know how exactly but people repeat it all the time so it might be true" I-
1:30 "Every Breath was cooking mama every neuron in my skull was cooking mama Every atom in the universe at that moment was cooking mama." 1:39 *SHOCK* *Trashes Closet* Imagine the purple cat was saying 1:30 and jaiden was shock :0
0:16 "So I had to murder him."
"Which I don't think is considered impressive before, but it was in 5th grade..."
Thats hardcore
oh god
And then one of us would chase the others with a bunny hood, a gas mask, and and axe...
*BANG* this is america!
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED A BLOOOOD SCAREFICE
"Either way, I was having PTSD"
*"NO I DONT WANT ANY"*
XD
Oh NO
Seems reasonable
"but he called me Jaiden-noob and then dabbed so I had to murder him, which I don't think is considered impressive anymore but it was in 5th grade."
Geez, what was happening in 5th grade
We don't talk about what happened in 5th grade
‘’And then one of us would chase us with a bunny hood and axe’’
🤣😂🤣😂
@@th-ry2ly Yeah we don’t talk about 5th grade
In English so I don't know what 5th grade is.
So from 0:11 to 0:38, Jaiden was telling everyone about her ways of murder and bloody sacrifices for consumption
XD
wait that’s illegal
0:52
@@ygaming8880 good one
@@ygaming8880 thank you this year shyness has done that to me so now am more shy :/
*thank you shyness* and my confidence is now weaker
“I’ll cook you so well I’ll become the mama”
“I don’t exactly know how it happened but”
"Where are you going?"
"Mustard"
It gets me every time
Time stamp 2:14
This may be the best one yet XD
It's because she gets progressively weirder every video XD
Yes and I’m your 500 like B)
May?? No, Is
I’m watching the adds. Now I’m exited.
Asparagus
" woo-hoo I'm the hero!" *burp* "time to take a nap"
sounds like rick
MOOD!
that never fails to make me laugh XD
“Yay woohoo, I’m a hero, *burps* time to take a nap”
That is a mood
I keep repeating it 😂
2:59
reminds of rick from rick and morty lol
When the Bakugou squad graduate be like
She’s the one who trained Rick Sanchez. I should have known.
Spiritualism, or star signs, or destiny’s child, whatever that stuff is- if you’re under 18 don’t look it up.
And then *DANCE*
I got suddenly SUPER cOnFusEd cuz I thought destiny's child was 18+-
@@ygaming8880 “it was boring and I don’t know what was wrong with me” *becomes invincible/unstoppable*
@@J0hnB09 *Touch the Bidoof*
XD
"All the animals were communists."
lemme guess
*animal farm*
Oh boi, the fond memories of that movie
@@theweedeater1842 I watched the movie and the book
When I read it all I couldn’t leave the bathroom for 48 hours because my head was in the toilet dispensing all the matter in the universe in the form of slime
_Animals of the world, you have nothing to lose but your cages!_
@@autex.lewis06 was that squeakers or napoleon
"If you're under 18, dont look it up."
*Intermission*
“Under 18 kids “
Ok let’s look it up
@@raychan9689 which video is that from?
@@kiazkhazz7740 It’s from the one called “ I attempted a speed run “
@@kiazkhazz7740 Here’s the link : th-cam.com/video/YEoCQSXl_EY/w-d-xo.html
@spinel you sure? I didn’t c it in that one
1:10 that was some smooth animation
The song that is playing is pokemon ranger shadow of almia team dim sum grunt battle theme it so catchy and it is really good if you listen to it with headphones trust me 🎧🎶🎵
It looked like it was rotoscoped.
"every atom in the universe is cooking mama"
*throws a blue wardrobe in the trash*
Lol
Mama was being cooked by every atom in the universe
2:59 Kirby at the end of almost all of his games
Same could be said for Crash Bandicoot
2:59 OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BUSH-
S A M E
0:56
"Just to realize all the animals are communists"
*Soviet anthem plays*
Based animals
Based animals
Frigging animal farm
I didn't know the Soviet anthem was "Shrivel up and blow away, shrimp!"
"Everyone thinks School should die"
"Yay wohoo i'm a hero"
She's gotten so much better at cracking jokes over the years
Getting to witness her evolve as a person has been really cool! I'm proud of her
“Hehe, that’ll stop people from entering, wait wha, how did you get in here?!-“
“ *How am I supposed to know-* “
I swear, you can't have that video without that clip of Jaiden dancing
"I'll become the Mama, I don't know how but people repeat it all the time so it might be true."
lol
“Screw your secret country” *yeets book*
2:16 that is great out of context by itself self
The funny thing about the way this is ordered, is that a lot of the out of context fits together to create even more confusing sentences. 😂
“Either way, I was having ptsd” is an incredible quote
1:34 when you realize at that particular moment even YOU were cooking mama
2:33 *But at least I get verbally abused by my neighbors*
Me: * Falls over laughing *
wow, there are no comments, yesyes i know it is a cliche and dumb thing to be like "DUUUuuu fIrSt" but really, this is so surreal, it feels like i just discovered a old video that no one has seen, but no, thats not the case, it just feels like it, also, good video m8
This is preferable to "First".
I just realized I read comments as communists
@@themockingdragon135 No, it's even more annoying. It feels like some sophisticated version of "first"
@@Marian_Polnocny each to their own
1:01
“I’m not want to believe in spiritualism, or star signs, or Destiny’s Child. Whatever that stuff is. If you’re under 18 don’t look it up”
😂😂😂
1:11 all the people under 18 looking THAT up
What video from?
Think u mean 1:08
@@PuffyKat its from the video called”the best Pokémon game you’ve never played”
@@guy1774 thanks
Haha, I forgot a lot about her old videos, seeing this made me laugh, at her little jokes. Thanks for the video.
“So I had to murder him. Which I don’t think is much of an accomplishment now but it was in 5th grade.”
0:37 haha that'll stop people from enter- WHAT HOW DID TOU GET IN HERE?? "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW A STANDS FOR ADULTERY-"
"Asparagus"
*gets chloroformed by Tom Nook*
2:49 the promise Neverland 🧍
“Just to realize all the animals were communists. SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY, SHRIMP!”
Damn, my dude loves his communism.
Their communism
My people loves their communism*
Jaiden/Jaden: “I had to murder him - I don’t think it’s impressive anymore BUT IT WAS IN 5TH GRADE” 0:16
Yea we don’t talk about what happened in 5th grade 👀
I'm still waiting on your nuzlock on pokemon. You have to finish it I'm eager to see the next part
b hesbe he's doing a nuzlock of his own and its funny
0:12
He called me jaiden noob, so i had to murder him- which i dont think is considered impressive anymore.
True, true
“Just to realize all the animals were communists. SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY SHRIMP!”
damn
The 0:15 really got me
* deposits five coins *
* Rekording *
Got you what?
@@guaperryz596 to laugh did you even use the timestamp?
“Everyone thinks school should die. Yay, woohoo, I’m a hero!”
*time to take a nap*
“I wanna peg you with a snowball, HARD” is my favorite
02:59- how I feel after every ambulance shift...
"Jadien strikes ba-back?"
*Megalo strike back plays*
Ah yes, The dance that goes with everything.
every thing is cooking mooma
AC(Animal Crossing)Jaiden:strikes cooking mooma closet into closed
Me
1:28 *america **_TOUCH THE BIDOOF >:3_*
“And then dabbed... so I had to murder him”
“Which I don’t think is impressive anymore, but it was in fifth grade!”
Huh, someone already made one of these jokes oops! So... Tom nook Amiright?
Jaiden dancing is the most beautiful and amazing thing I’ve ever seen
When you’ve watched so many of her videos that all of this is in context to you
0:11 that’s the reasons we don’t talk about 5th grade
"where ya going?"
"Mustard"
Only "touch the bidoof" could stop them from playing that game lol
Everything was Cooking Mama
So, is Mama burnt?
I just got this in my recommended and im glad i watched it...
I never knew how much I needed this video....
her dance, will forever be apart of my soul
I watched every out of context jaiden and out of context the odds1out and I can't believe I understand in what context they said everything lol
0:29 So Jaden is actually part of the rabbit protocol
XD THIS VIDEO STARTED WITH A BANG-
The way you arrange everything tho-
“If you’re under 18 don’t look it up.”
**Proceeds to have mini pokemon jaiden dancing**
0:56
СОЮЗ НЕРУШИМЫЙ РЕСПУБЛИК СВОБОДНЫХ
the dancing, i could watch 10 hours straight of the dancinf
"I'll cook you so well, I'll BECOME the Mama."
"I'll be back for you mango pudding, I'll come back stronger
and I'll cook you so well that I'll become the mama,
I don't know how exactly but people repeat it all the time so it might be true"
I-
I cannot explain how much I love this
1:09 I think about this entire scene at least three times a week
Jaiden:" I'm going to come back I'll be mama
Me: So indeed a
the last two clips are moods
"All the animals were communists. *SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY SHRIMP!"*
"SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY..."
"SHRIMP!"
Jaden animation: *boogies down*
also jaden: YEET THE POKEMON
the best part is we have no idea whether the burp at the end was staged or part of the script, but both would be equally hilarious 😂
"Touch the Bidoof."
"shrivel up and blow away shrimp!'
Shouldn't part 4 be "A New Jaiden"?
What about "Jaiden is Unbreakable"?
@@HUMANIA_THE_BALL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
0:50 That killed me! XD
*SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY, SHRIMP!*
2:58 Every hero after the 3rd adventure of saving the world.
Destinies child... wait this isn’t google 😂
*_Jaiden out of context 5: The Electric Jaidenloo_*
I'm the hero time to take a nap is the most relatable thing I've heard in 2021
"The more loops you draw around the pokemon the more it will submit to your friendship. Let's see we got medieval torture dungeon..."
JAIDEN NO
One of us would chase the others around in a bunny hood, gas mask and a axe.
-Jaden Animations
"Nothing can stop us, not even the great borders of the us" is the funniest quote with or without context
That's it
Can't get better than that
2:59 literally everyone when they beat a game 😂
The best part is if you’re just listening to it they all kind of make a coherent video in themselves describing the purge XD
Every atom in the universe was cooking mama
Looks surprised and puts the blue wardrobe in the bin
"So I had to murder him which I don't think is considered impressive anymore but was in 5th grade"
that was the perfect clip to end on
1:30 "Every Breath was cooking mama every neuron in my skull was cooking mama Every atom in the universe at that moment was cooking mama."
1:39 *SHOCK* *Trashes Closet*
Imagine the purple cat was saying 1:30 and jaiden was shock :0
Finally, an out of context video that doesn't give itself context...
" *And I'll cook you so well I'll become the mama* I don't know how exactly but people kept repeating so it might be true"
'time to take a nap' purffect ending
Samson:shrivel up and blow away shrimp
2:45 I just noticed that the sign above the door said therapy 🤣
Yay I’m a hero! *Burp* time to take a nap.
Me if I were the protagonist to anything
i swear too god you made an underlying story AND I *_WILL_* FIND IT
“Just to realize that all the animals are communists, *SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY SHRIMP.* “
That last clip sounds like it was straight out of Rick and Morty 🤣