Glad I am not the only one. Wait until midnight to be sure I am ready to sleep. The minute my head hits the pillow I start to think of reasons to get back up.
He describes me in this. Absolutly knackered all day from the minute I wake up. It gets to about 10pm and I suddenly feel wide awake. I think it's my bodies defence mechanism trying to keep me awake because it knows as soon as I go to sleep it will feel like a few seconds has gone by and I have to get up and go to work which just crushes my soul everday.
Thats the „revenge sleep procrastinstion“. It occurs mostly when people don’t have a lot of Time of the day for themselves, so they spend some unproductive time at night, Ehen they really need to sleep.
COMEDY GENIUS. No other words can describe this man. I was fully reclined, enjoying the comedy, (quite sloshed), & it got to the Turkey section. I was laughing n crying so much, that my throat was hurting. Had to sit up straight, whilst I contemplated calling an ambulance. 😂 Thankfully, all came good. 😂 COMEDY GENIUS.
That inner voice we all have, the asshole with all the questions and I-told-you-so's....that voice gets drowned out by the laptop and tv and entertainment. That's why we can't sleep when the noise is gone. Actually, that bastard talks ALL DAY too, but the beautiful noise of panic, making a living, looking for sex and food, hunting for lost keys, getting the lawn done and all that all screams right over that voice!
The Euro currency started on Tuesday 1 January 2002. I flew from Glasgow to Frankfurt, arriving New Years Eve, i was there. Shops made a killing on the conversion - they rounded all the prices up. If it was 2,40 from D Marks to Euros, it became €3,00 etc.
Kev just edges into my top comedian position after 35 years of watching standup, this one has broken through. How you made me laugh on a day like today is bloody miracle.
Adie pronounced like the letters AD would have sounded better, as it has more of a chummy sound to it, like calling someone with the name Alistair, Ally.
With some assumptions about population size throughout human history, we can get a rough idea of this number: About 117 billion members of our species have ever been born on Earth.
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I kneaded this today, thanks.
Yeh, some wholemeal comedy right there
I grained a lot from this
I could barley contain myself
Gave me a toasty feeling inside.
proven comedy
Hands down the best ‘doom scrolling’ description!
Glad I am not the only one. Wait until midnight to be sure I am ready to sleep. The minute my head hits the pillow I start to think of reasons to get back up.
that jumping phone in the corner killed me on the spot XD
"Stor-um the cockpet" lmao
Funnily enough the reason he pronounces it like that is an attempt to help people understand him🤣
He describes me in this. Absolutly knackered all day from the minute I wake up. It gets to about 10pm and I suddenly feel wide awake. I think it's my bodies defence mechanism trying to keep me awake because it knows as soon as I go to sleep it will feel like a few seconds has gone by and I have to get up and go to work which just crushes my soul everday.
I would check if you have ADHD. It's way more varied and complex than the stereotypical hyper kid at school.
you are not alone. I tend to get a second wind just as I want to go to bed.
Came to watch comedy and got your life story 🤔 tell a doctor not the Internet 🤦
Thats the „revenge sleep procrastinstion“. It occurs mostly when people don’t have a lot of Time of the day for themselves, so they spend some unproductive time at night, Ehen they really need to sleep.
cannabis oil 8-10 hours every night
I could listen to him talk 24/7!!! ❤❤❤
"the picture of self confidence" 🤣🤣💀
This is too relatable 😂
Just now all i need is Kevin🎉For the rest of the EVENING... night😂🎉❤
Just turned a crap day into a needed laugh.. thanks from beautiful Tasmania Australia 🇦🇺 big boy
This man is comedy genius! Thank you Kev, you have brought us so many hard laughs!
I don't understand why Kevin doesn't have more subscribers. I also don't understand Kevin (without subtitles) 😂❤
The best comic in the world!
Ffs, watch this just before bed, and now I'm heading down the rabbit hole 🙄 Cheers, Kev.
LMFAO @ 'always a great question..'
Simply THE best!
Its 330am. My kids woke me up at 130am. Work is going to be a blast today.
I am so unbelievably happy to understand him
0:44 The quack was on point😂
Research that anybody is free to con-duck-t
Thanks Kevin, now i can start my day! Brilliant 🤘
Fucking hell , just had a major laughing attack . What a class bloke.
I think this is me every night, creating alternative histories. 🤣🤣🤣
Why bother, the cookie has already crumbled a certain way...
Kev you're a fecking genius mate. You just summed up ever every one of 34,00 day my of eintire life in under 10 minutes
I bloody love Kev.I.N, he’s hilarious 😂
I rely on you Kev.IN to keep me sane in this screwed world 😂no pressure 😂thanks.❤
We're all in this together. We're all the same. We're all one.
Great stuff! Thanks...
He is brilliant 😂
COMEDY GENIUS.
No other words can describe this man. I was fully reclined, enjoying the comedy, (quite sloshed), & it got to the Turkey section. I was laughing n crying so much, that my throat was hurting. Had to sit up straight, whilst I contemplated calling an ambulance.
😂 Thankfully, all came good. 😂
COMEDY GENIUS.
Aw just brilliant. He nails it everytime ❤😂
Absolute Legend! :) ❤
Most excellent .
Thanks!
Sweet! Love to watch you be hilarious 😍🤣
😂 bloody brilliant
Absolutely hilarious
Top class 😂😂😂👏👏👏👍
😂😂😂🤣😭
'kin' BRILLIANT
I always end up falling asleep best when I'm watching something
Cool story
@@philiplangford9123 ok
Brilliant as ever.
Great!! As usual from your fan in Mauritius!!
How the flip has Kev only got 143k followers?! Keep building it Kev, they will come! Luv ya bro!
'kin brilliant, by the way! ;-)
Holy crap, didn't see that coming, but wow that was good!
Brilliant 😂
Hilarious 😂
Absolutely brilliant as ever!
Brilliant, from KEV I N we can all relate to this lol 🤣🤣
Fantastic.......
Absolute master.
P.S. protein extremists drive me crazy too.
If the voices in his head were communicating with the ones in mine, we would never ever sleep again 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Its 108 billion by the way
I'm on that bit as I pull up the comments to write something 😷
So, 107.999999999... billion roasters, then.
@@sidsuspicious The vast majority of the 108 billion would have been children or babies at death. If we want to put a joyful spin on it.
Ey only up until recently also in the grand scheme of things
Classic!
Brilliant
Excellent
Look at the size of that cats wully 😂😂
greggs ham and cheese baguette is elite especially when toasted
Makes a change as Greggs food is normally cold!!
@@neilanderson841
“Naw, hen, they’re no hot noo. Luke wahrm. That awright?”
Very funny Kev.
The bloody phone thing. It’s true.
Poooooottt dooooooon the fonnneeee kevvvv 😂😂
That inner voice we all have, the asshole with all the questions and I-told-you-so's....that voice gets drowned out by the laptop and tv and entertainment. That's why we can't sleep when the noise is gone.
Actually, that bastard talks ALL DAY too, but the beautiful noise of panic, making a living, looking for sex and food, hunting for lost keys, getting the lawn done and all that all screams right over that voice!
Ironically, it's the inner voice that we shouldn't be supressing! Once we get past the train of thoughts...
The Euro currency started on Tuesday 1 January 2002. I flew from Glasgow to Frankfurt, arriving New Years Eve, i was there.
Shops made a killing on the conversion - they rounded all the prices up. If it was 2,40 from D Marks to Euros, it became €3,00 etc.
That's it folks, the first comedian to successfully make funny Hitler jokes. The master has signed off on the work lol.
Kevin is good, but you ought to hear German comedians, they have been making Hitler jokes for a loooong time.
@@alicemilne1444 ha what kinda stuff do they say? Or do you have a name maybe because I'd like to hear that
His were funny but they were far from the first funny Hitler jokes
I know exactly that feeling about the thoughts why do they seem worse at night.
Kev just edges into my top comedian position after 35 years of watching standup, this one has broken through.
How you made me laugh on a day like today is bloody miracle.
Kevin needs to use the sleep timer functionality on his telly.
FFS Dolf 😂😂😂😂😂
Snap!! Im absolutey Rollin mate!! #dolf!! 😂😂😂😂😃
Adie pronounced like the letters AD would have sounded better, as it has more of a chummy sound to it, like calling someone with the name Alistair, Ally.
Fukin brilliant mate fukin brilliant 👏
Oh, for fuck sake! I forgot the time I put the pizza in the oven.
117 billion, Kev 😂😂😂
So just to confirm everyone has the panics at night about the fact you’re going to die and we don’t know what happens. It’s not just me?
Pure dead brulliant 😂
Gonnae get myself a wee bedside baguette ,made at home with everything extra on it no takeaways
Quality 😂
People pay a lot of money for a psychiatrist, to analyse exact these kind of thoughts.. an Kevin nails it in 8 min 😂
😂😂😂😂 👋👋 📲📲📲 kev i know the answer bro kev 👋👋👋👋👋 come over we'll make a fkin night of it me and you kev..... i cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s 4.15am. I am leaving a comment, says it all really. I can relate.😂
Kev. I. N. Is a absolute legend m8.
Kev, you're ace mate. You're defo brill mate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅 git ridda that tache, yer creepin' e burdz!🤣 ..... breid baguettes cures all insanity Kev maist def!🤪🏴
Kev gets younger as he gets older
Aye he's gid
My local Baker had brown smelly fingers, he kneaded a poo.
Fucking brilliant!
117 billion have ever been. LOL ;) :)
Need new tour mate. We need a laugh Fae the best
Best Hitler bit I've heard😅
I think night shift did this to me, 2am I'm ready for my lunch break 😂
If i want to drop off quickly i just put a kevin bridges video on.
I love this guy but can’t justify the ticket prices when i can watch on you tube months later , shame because I really want a great night out 🤡😏😂
Can't watch him live either because I'm on the other side of the world..and he won't come there because his accent I gues...still love his standups...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
With some assumptions about population size throughout human history, we can get a rough idea of this number: About 117 billion members of our species have ever been born on Earth.
D’oh!
What happened to "wee bedside haggis"?
That really hurt. There should be a warning that you will have stomach cramps and pee yourself
Can you come to Luxembourg because their banter is pure shite!
Every man and his dog
BREADXIT!
thank you kev i thought i was the only one