The Absolute Best of OneyPlays, Volume #2 (Compilation)

The OBJECTIVELY greatest moments of OneyPlays.
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"I love hearing my dog whimper and scream while I rub his big red clitoris"
Zach Hadel
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#oneyplays #comedy #compilation #funny

[@trevorBbracket]

39:16 zach heard tomar say the words "im paranoid" and his sleeper agent gaslighting programming kicked in full gear. he's a natural

[@avischetlin]

hahahahaha that's a fantastic catch

[@shrimpy420]

25:54 Zach screaming "HAAAEEEEE" because he's scared will never leave my mind

[@dizzythegreat]

Cooperating with Jason is the most chaotic neutral thing Chris has ever done

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Yelling “help me Jason” while running toward him bloody is hilarious. Jason might have half a mind to feel like running himself

[@pyrotechnick420]

45:57 These days when I play Battlebit I taunt the enemy team by calling out to them with a, "Hey stinky hoohoohoohoo." Get's them boiling every time 😆

[@404_namenotfound9]

Kingdom hearts was the perfect starting choice

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

More like Kingdom of Farts ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@zippityzoop2576]

This is a legitimately hilarious comment thank you ​@@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere

[@CrannyTheBarbarian]

46:07 “get tf outta da way!”
I can’t stop rewatching

[@dextergrif2019]

1:16:00 “Let me ask you something Peter, you ever been to the movie theater?” always makes me laugh

[@Khornecussion]

Batman is airing right now, Peter... and I'm about to turn it into a 4D experience.

[@Will-jd6vb]

I know people who DIED at that shit!

[@Syndusias]

Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

59:05 the little yell zack does makes me laugh every time

[@piefail9772]

The mouse twitch at 1:14:00 always kills me, every single time

[@DJPonychan18]

35:39 as a woman, I find myself quoting this a lot. Thankfully not in public.

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

One day the oppression will end and women will be allowed to sing their theme song in public…

[@MG-ql8sg]

Ummm will you marry me

[@DJPonychan18]

@@MG-ql8sg Um *Scratches chin in deep thought hmmm* I’m 30 tho. XD

[@DJPonychan18]

@@Roach_Dogg_JR Are you the real roach dogg Jr?

[@saturniidspectre]

ah yes a fellow female oneyplays enjoyer
I actually wonder about the ratio between male and female (and other) oneyplays fans

[@ebgbees]

“Would you guys please keep your FUCKIN STORY STRAIGHT!!” - Goofy Dog

[@pyrotechnick420]

43:45 Chris did a legit baby squeal here

[@Khornecussion]

Babies don't sound like that. They go " Haha! Helloooo! Me baby! "

[@pyrotechnick420]

@@Khornecussion They do Austin Powers impersonations. "Yea, Baby!"

[@sierrakyst]

it always sounded like a metal detector to me lol

[@SkittyDangerzne]

18:45 it's really funny to me that Chris referenced Eddsworld. I almost forgot that he was a part of it at some point

[@tunasandwich8049]

He will always be numero uno

[@Uncle-Jay]

Hedgehogs do this thing called anointing their quills and they basically get urine, feces and dirt on them. I owned one for a couple years and they do have a distinct smell.

[@michaelgunn5587]

Hedgehogs are just balls of punji sticks?

[@MillerBoysMetalWorks]

My sister had one and it was just mean and all it did was eat and shit

[@olseaweedbeardye8622]

Bath bomb baby is the most insane thing Chris has ever said. It baffles me to this day, like what in his brain made him say that

[@AJMcCormack-l1x]

the whole lead up to him saying bath bomb baby feels like 20 different bits in like. less than 5 minutes. love that

[@thevoicesaregettinglouder16]

1:16:51 Zach gets possessed with the soul of a xenomorph

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

Yeah he dose sound like a xenoporph

[@lonelydukk5335]

1:11:27 “how do you know sonic supports lgbt.” “He hangs out with tails.” “Oh yeah” 😂😂😂

[@Stormingmonkey]

Who are these people why was this in the suggested why can't I stop laughing

[@NoHedGuitar7622]

What a wonderful gateway vid into Oneyplays

[@Deadman1000]

The Jason playthrough is still one of my favorite moments ever 😂

[@Khornecussion]

1:10:17 We all know that's not the Gumdrop Boy. That's Jordan, Logal Paul's biggest fan and now not to sound like this is a - now to be very clear this is not supposed to sound like a threat-

[@InspectahReese]

This comp made warm yogurt dribble down my bell end

[@BoeShire]

This is the comment of all time 😂

[@Goatllama]

You mean candle wax?

[@tahutoa]

9:29 I wonder if one of these comps will have the part where Chris says "Ya!" in increasingly urgent tones.

[@dogeggsofficial]

9:52 Mandela Catalogue? 🤨

[@TheRampager613]

thinking the exact same thing

[@gungulon2347]

He even says "I'd kill myself", how did I never catch that before

[@sedentarycub5775]

Go go gadget slaveship

[@MrGasman4]

This shit is rubbing off on me. I heard them say “YOU’RE DRESSED IN A DRESS!” And followed it up out loud with “YOU’RE A MOUSE IN A HOUSE!!!”

[@skypuppeteer]

God, seeing that bit at the end with Mario Paint again, and watching become almost completely black, just makes me think of the Thalasin commercial. Dorclessness lookin' head-ass

[@finally9902]

6:10 Even that fucking bird laughed

[@meltingatom]

There hypothetical abput jared fogal green goblin messed my head up so bad i thought jared fogal was the actors name who played the green goblin

[@c_curses]

43:35 zach blood cultural screaming

[@MatthewKavoukas]

I’m sure I’m not alone in saying this specific comp series is the only thing keeping me going and on my worst days I can turn to
Senior Peenior and I pray he releases comp 10🙏

[@brogingo9638]

Oneyplay

[@reesewitherspoon3056]

They play the game

[@InspectahReese]

Tomar’s British accent is a little too convincing

[@thehumancomedy3891]

6:44
8:59
15:28
35:39
40:43
1:09:34

[@ethancobb4002]

oneyplay (with fwens)

[@dumbcatposter]

37:09 somebody get him a youtube channel!

[@Spooklord_Nito]

I just don't get this Tomar guy, like what's even worth acknowledging???

[@christopherkelley1664]

He's the channel's handler.

[@slappinthigh]

Thats nothing worth acknowledging.

[@definitelynotapervert5602]

This compilation really chortles my gortles. 🙂

[@FloofMother]

41:36 erm, actually cringe? This joke is not in fact from the movie ants, but from a movie called “fly me to the moon”

[@sherluck1423]

Kingdom hearts was perfect

[@davidpugh6507]

The guy who photoshopped tomar as little neck is a fallen hero

[@dr.shakib9961]

I miss edgy Chris

[@ArizonanSummer]

What series is at 41:00?

[@QuatripleStudios]

I think visage

[@jax1167]

It’s the Michael jackson horror game

[@JPdraws_]

Ayuwoki

[@gringodile]

Fav moments
3:20
7:01

[@BitterBatter]

yalpyenO

[@LtSprinkulz]

Song at the end?

[@CollectedG]

What game are they playing at 8:09

[@purpleguygaming3412]

Faith the unholy trinity

[@CollectedG]

@@purpleguygaming3412 Ty

[@finally9902]

Motifa
1:03:15
1:03:45

[@carlos.7239]

😊😊😊😊😊

[@jackwatson6887]

1:20

[@karsoncompton2340]

24:20

[@guestsarentcool]

1:10:38

[@iDontReadRepliess]

oneyplays is not good with multiplayer games

[@dinkules]

the vr star trek and Friday the 13th were both pretty good oneyplays

[@BonziDotEXE]

Oneyplay

[@ozmond]

30:48

[@DaRoachDoggJR.]

Oneyplay

[@ultimatekars7153]

35:39

[@bonemo7783]

Oneyplay

[@404_namenotfound9]

Oneyplay

[@jeffrydapig1087]

Oneyplay

[@coldbrewcrys3771]

Oneyplay

[@logancutler6267]

Oneyplay

[@KidAL0]

It’s true
People don’t want to talk about it or even think about it but it’s the absolute truth and everyone knows it
It’s time we stop lying to ourselves

[@scarletinods6275]

Oneyplay

[@Ashuralndra]

Oneyplay

[@_strayfer_]

Oneyplay

[@Rex-jg2jr]

Oneyplay

[@The_Nowhere_Man]

Oneyplay

[@hyqir]

Oneyplay

[@Postaldude__]

Oneyplay

[@paperlobotomy]

Oneyplay

[@wittymchitty]

Big if true

[@twocentcoop9683]

Oneyplay

[@diegoofthecosmos]

Oneyplay

[@kylemassey4060]

Oneyplay

[@epicpyro100]

Oneyplay

[@jonathanneri9659]

Oneyplay