I love that quote. All the other lines for that area are irrationally optimistic and constantly try to keep the hypothetical tester from just giving up despite the horrifying potential scenarios. But the laws of physics one is the breaking point. I can just imagine some poor intern working at apeture, slaving away at the encouragement voice responses. And once they get to, as far as we know, complete and total destruction/rearrangement of the fundamental laws of our universe, they throw up their hands and can't come up with anything better than "God help you."
Not enough people talk about the “announcer”. He’s really funny lol (my favorite line is the “if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.”
0:51 Announcer: Stalemate Resolution Associate. Please press the stalemate resolution button. GLaDOS: Go press the button! Go press it! Wheatley: Do not press that button!
If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test.
"You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]" " Good. Now please return to your bed."
this always cracks me up "If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilisation: welcome! And remember: testing is the future, and the future starts with you!" "Good work getting this far future starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing."
you can hear him talking about things completely unrelated to the apocalypse in other parts of the game. i'm pretty sure he is just an ordinary announcement system
0:04 Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature. 3:38 All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown. 0:00 Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately.
The Aperture Science Announcement System was a simple AI meant to be a backup program to keep the faculity running in case of Critical Failur of GladOS
5:06 is a nice and kind of fancy way to say "your ear tubes have been disintegrated from your head by the material emancipation grill." (the blue "doorway" that you go through when you have complete a test)
0:00 Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility _immediately._ 0:04 Warning. Reactor core is at critical tem- _SHTMMMMZZZZZHHHHHH_ 0:08 Warning. Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent. 0:13: Warning. Core corruption at… 50 percent. 0:16 Warning. Core corruption at 75 percent. 0:19 Warning. Core corruption at 100 percent. 0:21 Neurotoxin level at capacity in… five minutes. 0:25 Vent system compromised. Neurotoxin offline. 0:28 Reactor explosion in four minutes. 0:30 Reactor explosion timer… destroyed. 0:32 Reactor explosion uncertainty emergency pre-emption protocol initiated. This facility will self-destruct in two minutes. 0:39 Manual core replacement required. 0:41 Substitute core… are you ready to start? 0:43 Corrupted core… are you ready to start? 0:45 Interpreting vague answer as… yes. 0:47 Stalemate detected. 0:48 Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing. 0:51 Stalemate Resolution Associate. Please press the Stalemate Resolution button. 0:55 Caroline deleted. 0:56 Please prepare for emergency evacuation. 0:59 Warning. Central core is 80 percent corrupt. 1:02 Alternate core detected. 1:03 To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle. 1:07 Substitute core accepted. 1:08 Substitute core… are you ready to start the procedure? 1:11 Corrupted core… are you ready to start the procedure? 1:13 Stalemate detected. Transfer cannot continue unless a Stalemate Associate is present to press the Stalemate Resolution button. 1:20 Stalemate resolved. Please return to the Core Transfer Bay.
Warning: Reactor Core is at critical... All Reactor Core Safe-Guards are now non-functional; Please prepare for Reactor Core Meltdown. Explosion imminent. Evacuate the Facility immediately.
0:38: MANUAL CORE REPACEMENT REQUIRED! 0:40: SUBSTITUTE CORE, ARE YOU READY TO START 0:42: CORRUPTED CORE, ARE YOU READY TO START 0:44: INTERPRETING VAGUE ANSWEAR AS YES! 0:47: STALEMATE DETECTED!
You must go to the early test where you place two cubes onto the buttons, then smash the overhead glass. Instead of doing the test correctly, place a portal in that room, then throw a cube into the top orange portal. You are unable to recover the cube, so it opens the door for you.
0:56: Use to Prepare for Emergency Evaculation 0:59: WARNING, CENTRAL CORE IS 80 PECENT CORE 1:01: ALTERNATE CORE DETECTED 1:03: TO ILIMATED CORE TRANSOR, USE TO DEPOSIT SUBSTITUTE CORE IN RECEPTACLE!
0:00: Explosion Elimated, Deactivate the Building Illimatly 0:04: WARNING, REACTOR CORE IS AT CRITICAL TEMP! - (Static) 0:08: WARNING, CORE OVERHEAT, NUCLEAR MELTDOWN ELIMINATED! 3:38: ALL REACTOR CORE SAFEGUARDS ARE NOW NON FUNCTIONAL, USE TO PREPARE FOR REACTOR CORE MELTDOWN!
Bro despite the abusers and shit pinewood computer core is like one of the most fun games out there and is actually fun to explore and blow up and not a 10 minuite walk just to get to the actual control rooms lol. I played a lot of core games and shit when I was a kid
@@MorkerBob surprisingly actually Valve did let people use their material in anything as long as it is for personal or like non commercial purposes. They even let you monetize from it. The thing is that Roblox updated their copyright policy which probably was the reason why Pinewood got affected. PBCC had also music material from other companies that have copyright. Such as the Matrix one, which i can believe that probably a reason they changed their music and everything to avoid copyright from Warner.
0:30: REACTOR EXPLOSION IN SIGHTER DISTROYED! 0:32: REACTOR EXPLOSION ON SECTOR D EMERGENCY PREACTOR COOLCALL ILIMATED, THIS IS FACILITY WILL SELF DISTRUCT IN 2 MINUTES
I don't think so. He/it can continue testing, but it's obvious from the state of the facility that besides some robots and personality spheres, no one took care of the facility after the end of Portal, and it certainly wasn't taken care of at all for at least a few decades before the start of Portal 2.
What if the Sentient Cloud or Animal King takeover was referring to the Combine Invasion? coincidentally so? or unless they had knowledge of the Black Mesa Incident before it went down?
Not enough people talk about the "Aperture Science Announcement System", Hes really funny lol (my favorite line is the f the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you
I have uploaded Portal 2 quotes/Music, and I am still going to upload more portal 2 stuff in the best sound quality (High Quality Sound) You need to change to 1080p, though.
5:58 "If the earth is currently governed by a manner of animal king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to, or is incapable of listening to reason..."
2:44 "Good morning! You have been in suspension for [FIFTY] days! In compliance with state and federal regulations..." The first message is such an introduction. Automated, impersonal, but light and entertaining at the same time. Then you wake up again, and that voice is distorted, damaged. You look around and immediately realize things are not as they were. Everything is aged, dying, in disrepair. 2:12 "Good mor̸̢̙̼͍͔͔̳͔̜̠̰̗͝ͅņ̸̡̧̢͚̦͍̥̞̱̻̬̼̳͓̏̉̀͌̉̎͘͘̕̚͝ǐ̵̢͙̫͐̓̇̇́̉̓n̶̙͕̹̹̈́̇̎͊́̌͜͝͝͝ğ̶̘̣̟͚̭̗̪̝̝̋̀͘! You have been in suspension for- 99999 9999999..."
George Bones the announcer as the name implies announces pre recorded message all the time, that means its not physically and mentally present as opposed to what Glados is...it was never there
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If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future. God help you
I love that quote. All the other lines for that area are irrationally optimistic and constantly try to keep the hypothetical tester from just giving up despite the horrifying potential scenarios. But the laws of physics one is the breaking point.
I can just imagine some poor intern working at apeture, slaving away at the encouragement voice responses. And once they get to, as far as we know, complete and total destruction/rearrangement of the fundamental laws of our universe, they throw up their hands and can't come up with anything better than "God help you."
Interpreting vauge answer as yes
"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
Not enough people talk about the “announcer”. He’s really funny lol (my favorite line is the “if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.”
0:51 Announcer: Stalemate Resolution Associate.
Please press the stalemate resolution button.
GLaDOS: Go press the button! Go press it!
Wheatley: Do not press that button!
The Announcer not only has a really good voice ;) but he's also really funny and I don't think he gets enough attention
The jazz song is "Offering - Larry Stephens". The classical is too short to Shazam it.
Found the full song here on TH-cam.
The classical music, or Offering?
If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs,
meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered
testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT
appear to be a deliberate part of the test.
"You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]"
" Good. Now please return to your bed."
“All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional, please prepare for reactor core meltdown”
you listened to good music before sleeping
this always cracks me up
"If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilisation: welcome! And remember: testing is the future, and the future starts with you!"
"Good work getting this far future starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better qualified for testing."
The Announcer was a simple AI meant to be a backup program to keep the facility running in case of critical failure of GLaDOS.
you can hear him talking about things completely unrelated to the apocalypse in other parts of the game. i'm pretty sure he is just an ordinary announcement system
@@humanleader184he said “was” I think him meaning it was probably an abandoned beta idea or summin
AI wouldnt say "at the time of this recording"
" This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, this song will be deployed in three. Two. One."
"if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
The way this line is delivered makes me laugh every time I hear it!
Warning: Neurotoxin at *dangerously* unlethal levels.
0:04 Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature.
3:38 All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown.
0:00 Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately.
0:04 and 3:38 is from Innovation Labs in ROBLOX
Also 0:00 it's in Robloxs Car Crushers 2 Core meltdown
How has anyone not mentioned PBCC?
Cool, people on roblox stealing things from other games again
@@MorkerBob Sounds? LOL
0:03 hold on let me just fix that. there we go.
0:07 ….. SHUT UP
The Aperture Science Announcement System was a simple AI meant to be a backup program to keep the faculity running in case of Critical Failur of GladOS
2:11 What I've been waiting for
2:12 ?
All Meltdown Announcement
0:01 Explosion Imminent.
0:04 Core at Critical.
0:08 Core Overheating.
0:13 Core Corruption 50%
0:16 Core Corruption 75%
0:19 Core Corruption 100%
0:28 Explosion in 4 Minutes
0:30 Explosion Timer Destoryed
0:32 Self-Destruct in 2 Minutes
3:38 Safeguards Expired
5:06 is a nice and kind of fancy way to say "your ear tubes have been disintegrated from your head by the material emancipation grill." (the blue "doorway" that you go through when you have complete a test)
Interesting.
Portal 2 constantly brings up the reactor core and yet we never atually see it.
0:00 Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility _immediately._
0:04 Warning. Reactor core is at critical tem- _SHTMMMMZZZZZHHHHHH_
0:08 Warning. Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent.
0:13: Warning. Core corruption at… 50 percent.
0:16 Warning. Core corruption at 75 percent.
0:19 Warning. Core corruption at 100 percent.
0:21 Neurotoxin level at capacity in… five minutes.
0:25 Vent system compromised. Neurotoxin offline.
0:28 Reactor explosion in four minutes.
0:30 Reactor explosion timer… destroyed.
0:32 Reactor explosion uncertainty emergency pre-emption protocol initiated. This facility will self-destruct in two minutes.
0:39 Manual core replacement required.
0:41 Substitute core… are you ready to start?
0:43 Corrupted core… are you ready to start?
0:45 Interpreting vague answer as… yes.
0:47 Stalemate detected.
0:48 Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing.
0:51 Stalemate Resolution Associate. Please press the Stalemate Resolution button.
0:55 Caroline deleted.
0:56 Please prepare for emergency evacuation.
0:59 Warning. Central core is 80 percent corrupt.
1:02 Alternate core detected.
1:03 To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle.
1:07 Substitute core accepted.
1:08 Substitute core… are you ready to start the procedure?
1:11 Corrupted core… are you ready to start the procedure?
1:13 Stalemate detected. Transfer cannot continue unless a Stalemate Associate is present to press the Stalemate Resolution button.
1:20 Stalemate resolved. Please return to the Core Transfer Bay.
"GOOd morning! You have been in suspenion for- 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9..."
I could listen to his voice all day
GoOd MoRnInG!?! yOu HaVe BeEn In SuSpEnSiOn FoR:
*_NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN_*
How did you make the *NEIN*s like that
@@dadofbigtimeroborb2269 put *_ before the text
and _* after it
He keeps saying *_NEIN_* while he is talking.
@@betaplain297 yes
Nien means no
0:04 titan cameraman injured core
1:27 Pinewood Builders computer core
The announcer is awesome!
nein nein nein nein..... nein
Robert Confer hi
@Robert Confer Innovation inc
@@blackmesa2670 portal**
3:38 🚨🚨🚨 run!
When he is talking about extended relaxation, he is saying 9999 continuously in the background.
Warning: Reactor Core is at critical...
All Reactor Core Safe-Guards are now non-functional; Please prepare for Reactor Core Meltdown.
Explosion imminent. Evacuate the Facility immediately.
Old Pinewood Computer Core
REACTOR CORE IS AT CRITICAL TEMP! - (Static)
Explosion Initiated, Deactivate the Building Immidiatly
This facility will self destruct in 2 minutes.
THIS IS FACILITY WILL SELF DISTRUCT IN 2 MINUTES
0:38: MANUAL CORE REPACEMENT REQUIRED!
0:40: SUBSTITUTE CORE, ARE YOU READY TO START
0:42: CORRUPTED CORE, ARE YOU READY TO START
0:44: INTERPRETING VAGUE ANSWEAR AS YES!
0:47: STALEMATE DETECTED!
IT'S SO SMOOTH IT'S UNBEARABLE!!!!!!!!!
I am very much using the core corruption announcements to show my phone battery.
Man I wanna use this voice as a text to speech voice to read out twitch donations so badly
"Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line" LOL
“Avoid *defective* defective turrets as they may still be active.”
4:08 Emergency Testing will start!
𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗟𝗘 𝗘𝗡𝗩𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧! 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 _!_
5:22 Jazz music will start!
0:07 2nd Innovation Inc. Voice: Warning! Core Overheating! Nuclear Meltdown Imminent!
Anyone noticed that he keeps saying "Nine nine nine nine nine" while speaking when he says the line?
0:03 Warning reactor core is at critical temperature
0:45 Interpreting vague answer as *yes*
1:23 “Good! Good.”
2:57-3:02-3:18-3:25 Buzzer! (4x)
0:22: NEUROTOXIN LEVEL AT CAPACITY IN 5 MINUTES!
0:25: VENT SYSTEM COMPROMISED, NEUROTOXIN OFLINE!
0:27: REACTOR EXPLOSION IN 4 MINUTES!
You must go to the early test where you place two cubes onto the buttons, then smash the overhead glass. Instead of doing the test correctly, place a portal in that room, then throw a cube into the top orange portal. You are unable to recover the cube, so it opens the door for you.
0:03 WARNING: REACTOR CORE IS AT CRITICAL.
i need to make it so whenever my pc reaches high temperatures it says “warning: core overheating, nuclear meltdown eminent”
Hitler saying: 2:14
"Avoid defective defective turrets as they may be active"
1:23 Good. Good. (2x)
I just came for the ALL REACTOR CORE SAFEGUARDS ARE NOW NON-FUNCTION,PLEASE PREPARE FOR REACTOR CORE MELTDOWN!!!
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!
ALL REACTOR CORE SAFEGUARDS ARE NOW NON FUNCTIONAL,USE TO PREPARE FOR REACTOR CORE MELTDOWN!
his voice is sooo cool
3:44 is my favorite, for some reason I just found it really funny.
tf2 players when a bot is kicking a casual player: f2
what tf2 thinks everyone is saying0:44
0:48: FIRE DETECTED IN THE STALEMATE RESOLUTION ENEX, EXTEGUISHING!
0:51: STALEMATE RESOLUTION ASSOCIATE, PLEASE PRESS THE STALEMATE RESOLUTION BUTTON!
0:55: CAROLINE DELETED!
"What do you think!?"
- Wheatley
1:22 Good! Good.
8:14: U have Trapped yourself! Congratulations, The Exit Door is now all
8:18: POWER UP ILIMATED!
8:20: POWER UP COMPLETED!
0:56: Use to Prepare for Emergency Evaculation
0:59: WARNING, CENTRAL CORE IS 80 PECENT CORE
1:01: ALTERNATE CORE DETECTED
1:03: TO ILIMATED CORE TRANSOR, USE TO DEPOSIT SUBSTITUTE CORE IN RECEPTACLE!
3:38 1st Innovation Inc. Voice: All Reactor Core Safeguards Are Now Non-Functional. Please Prepare For Reactor Core Meltdown!
It's from portal 2 the guy who maked innovation inc just stoled the announcer voice
0:13: WARNING, CORE CORRUPTION AT 50 PECENT
0:16: WARNING, CORE CORRUPTION AT 75 PECENT
0:18: WARNING, CORE CORRUPTION AT 100 PECENT
congratulations... you have trapped yourself...
1:23 good
Good morning. You have been in suspension for nine nine nine nine nein nine nine nine nine nein nein nine nein nein nein...
The reator core is to blow up Run Chell😧
0:00: Explosion Elimated, Deactivate the Building Illimatly
0:04: WARNING, REACTOR CORE IS AT CRITICAL TEMP! - (Static)
0:08: WARNING, CORE OVERHEAT, NUCLEAR MELTDOWN ELIMINATED!
3:38: ALL REACTOR CORE SAFEGUARDS ARE NOW NON FUNCTIONAL, USE TO PREPARE FOR REACTOR CORE MELTDOWN!
REACTOR EXPLOSION TIMER DESTROYED
Lol the sounds were used on Pinewood Computer Core unfortunately ever since the copyright policy they removed a lot of the sounds and stuff...
They straight up stole it from portal, so the copyright was good
Bro despite the abusers and shit pinewood computer core is like one of the most fun games out there and is actually fun to explore and blow up and not a 10 minuite walk just to get to the actual control rooms lol. I played a lot of core games and shit when I was a kid
@@MorkerBob surprisingly actually Valve did let people use their material in anything as long as it is for personal or like non commercial purposes. They even let you monetize from it. The thing is that Roblox updated their copyright policy which probably was the reason why Pinewood got affected. PBCC had also music material from other companies that have copyright. Such as the Matrix one, which i can believe that probably a reason they changed their music and everything to avoid copyright from Warner.
0:30: REACTOR EXPLOSION IN SIGHTER DISTROYED!
0:32: REACTOR EXPLOSION ON SECTOR D EMERGENCY PREACTOR COOLCALL ILIMATED, THIS IS FACILITY WILL SELF DISTRUCT IN 2 MINUTES
They're actually:
"Reactor explosion *timer* destroyed"
and
"Reactor explosion *uncertainty* emergency *pre-emption protocol initiated.* This facility will self destruct in 2 minutes"
lisioning to the smoth jazz puts me in the mood to wach coopcrouds chanenle
The boss audios are in core game
I don't think so. He/it can continue testing, but it's obvious from the state of the facility that besides some robots and personality spheres, no one took care of the facility after the end of Portal, and it certainly wasn't taken care of at all for at least a few decades before the start of Portal 2.
What if the Sentient Cloud or Animal King takeover was referring to the Combine Invasion? coincidentally so? or unless they had knowledge of the Black Mesa Incident before it went down?
They sure are a government body that does not listen to reason.
Not enough people talk about the "Aperture Science Announcement System", Hes really funny lol (my favorite line is the f the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you
I have uploaded Portal 2 quotes/Music, and I am still going to upload more portal 2 stuff in the best sound quality (High Quality Sound) You need to change to 1080p, though.
2:20 wouldn't it be vacate the suspension chamber?
Warning, reactor core is at critical SHMMSSHSMPHHH
2:11-2:43 Suspension (2x)!!
Thank you, now I can hear what he's saying without Wheatley. It's funny dialogue but you can't hear any of it
wheatleys dialogue is stuck in my head
3:38 An Innovation labs meltdown announcement
Ian Bivens Pinewood bitch
+Jordan Robles its only like PB And Innovation and i dont like bad words
+Jordan Robles both
chase1146 No shit.
+Jordan Robles I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!
6:06 i like it
0:04 WÀRŃÎIÑG RÊÀÇTÖR CŒRE IŚ ÎN ÇRÏTĪČÀL TÈMPÀTÛRÈ
Explosion Immediate evacuate the facility immediately 0:00
5:58 "If the earth is currently governed by a manner of animal king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to, or is incapable of listening to reason..."
5:58
And with that, a billion core games are now on roblox.
2:44 "Good morning! You have been in suspension for [FIFTY] days! In compliance with state and federal regulations..."
The first message is such an introduction. Automated, impersonal, but light and entertaining at the same time.
Then you wake up again, and that voice is distorted, damaged. You look around and immediately realize things are not as they were. Everything is aged, dying, in disrepair.
2:12 "Good mor̸̢̙̼͍͔͔̳͔̜̠̰̗͝ͅņ̸̡̧̢͚̦͍̥̞̱̻̬̼̳͓̏̉̀͌̉̎͘͘̕̚͝ǐ̵̢͙̫͐̓̇̇́̉̓n̶̙͕̹̹̈́̇̎͊́̌͜͝͝͝ğ̶̘̣̟͚̭̗̪̝̝̋̀͘! You have been in suspension for- 99999 9999999..."
Smooth Jazz will be deployed.
Nobody:
Hitler: 2:14
Hey, it's Joe Romersa!
1:23 HUH ISNT THIS PINEWOOD COMPUTER CORE
Chernobyl be like: 0:04
How come no one posts here anymore?...
00:00 what I came for
Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately.
Diddleshot used some sounds for pinewood.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I know
the announcer was better than glados I wish chell did not wake glados up
George Bones the announcer as the name implies announces pre recorded message all the time, that means its not physically and mentally present as opposed to what Glados is...it was never there
can you make this but in spanish please? the announcer lines but the spanish one please?
i came for 3:38
All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown.
The roox