2 videos in a week!!! Now this is the stuff we have been waiting for! I can’t wait for him to say, “it’s evading time” and makes a tax evasion joke. This will be a video of time.
Fun fact: it’s much more efficient to simply open the door at the start than to slide through it as an open door will always stay open whereas knocking down the door will cause it to respawn closed after a certain amount of time.
Compass is actually useful if you want to do map objectives If the map has map objectives, the compass will point into the map objectives and leading you into it, if the map doesn't have map objectives it will point North instead
The experience you have showed me today opened my eyes, and I am now fully aware of the world around me. I now understand that Evade is my destiny and I need to grind and sacrifice all of my time on Evade. I am exhilarated to see how beautiful it is to hold W and space and I don't think I'll ever stop. It is simply the best game I've seen by far convincing me to change my life into a new, better direction.
As an evade player who sweats so much that the sweat goes to the fourth dimension and who sold his 2 kidneys to have every item,skins and cosmetcis in the game, this video is perfectly accurate
As an evade player who played 25 hours a day every day by breaking the very fabric of time and got permanent damages on my fingers (and my life) from playing the game just so i can get that sweet bold march emote, i can confirm everything that person stated
Having 800 hours in bhop/surf and 2 hours in evade. I can tell you I had a lot of fun. Bhopping everywhere. Quick thing I noticed is that bhopping can let you turn and maintain your speed but doesn't make you have fast and snappy turns. Thus, you can use the krunker bhopping method where as you are crouching, you turn and perform sort of a slide to make a fast turn. It will decrease some of your speed but it's best if you are going too fast.
I can’t wait to watch this video they always make me laugh so damn hard and I always start hurting because of how much I laugh at your videos man keep up the fantastic work
honestly, tankfish placing codes at the end of the video as a "prank, bro" during triple-N with boss music playing in the background fits his life pretty accurately
I have found another tactic in this game: You can revive more than one downed player at once. While I have yet to discover what causes this, I feel that this information will help.
Im damn surprised that he would make a game on evade, as i didn't think there was enough content in the game for a nutshell video. Tho as a level 100 its nice to see it
Evade is like tank fishes life. Constantly running from TH-cam algorithms and copyright strike, with also the age restrictions. Don’t forgot the tax collector!
seeing the most replayed part of the video be the end of the video means that alot of people failed the task, like... bro cmon man stay strong its almost the end of november
5:02 you forgot the player nextbot mode, where basically a bunch of people get selected to play as the pngs. In that gamemode, there can be 2 types of situations: either the nextbots are chillin or playing it slow, allowing everyone to have fun and maybe explore the maps, or the nextbots are absolute tryhards and destroy every human being in the first minute of the match
also timers are actually really helpful during the Swap special round, since swaps happen every 30 seconds which means at around 1-2 seconds before the swap happens you can pop a cola, potentially saving your ass
The useless utility(or whatever they are called) items could be useful. The item that points north could be useful to track a little base thing that you (maybe friends too) made with landmines and the barriers. The radio is useful to send commands to your fellow comrades in the round and making plans! And…the timer…let’s say in a simple matter…when you don’t know how soon the round could end (and maybe wanna party by the end of round) you could use THAT! I guess people (not all people some might already thought/know this) doesn’t usually haven’t thought the ideas to use the “useless” items.
well i never used radio but i think u still need to type so bad and compass is kinda useful now timer just good if u want to or release stress when u see round is almost ending or start raging bc its the start of the round and ur almost dead
I didn't expect the Touhou rain dodge animation to make an appearance because the animator is rumored to take trips to the highest mountains in order to have an idea to make a new animation before back to disappearing for years in order to gain new inspiration.
Tips: U can either jump plus moving A and D and moving the Mouse to left to right make sure if u press A your mouse will go left if u use D use the mouse to right side and u can either hold C or Control if u want montage just emote hopping or spamming jumps
5:16 this meme is a scene from Pulp fiction a man who is high and confused when he arrives at the house of a person he is supposed to go and have drinks with.
Here we go again… the only reason people think this might be late is because how long it takes to edit the video. Evade has been one of my favourite survival games since it’s release…. I can’t wait to see how tank summarises it up in the best and most hilarious ways possible. Thank you tank , for that you have been my life and entertainment force.
If you are interested in more of a party game kinda spin on the nextbots game type I’d reccomend trying “Survive the internet”. Instead of constantly running from bots there are item boxes(think mario kart) scattered across the map which contain items you can use against bots or other players.
As real life professiona bunny hop user i can assure that yes indeed, jumping and running irl makes you go rly fast, but it works best on full flat surfaces and also makes you tired faster
Hey tank fish have you played dummies vs noobs because I heard one piece of music from dummies vs noobs at 0:42 edit: dummies vs noobs is a Roblox game and private servers are free
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Man I wish I can evade taxes as smoothly as playing this game
@Таnк Fish 🅥 bot
i was about to make a tax evading comment too
dam 2 videos in 2 days yes one is a reaplode but still
@Таnк Fish 🅥 holy shit its container sea life
wtf was this ending?
2 videos in a week!!! Now this is the stuff we have been waiting for! I can’t wait for him to say, “it’s evading time” and makes a tax evasion joke. This will be a video of time.
Ye we know
@@peterhutapea2767 the dude is talking abt the make memes in ur basement at 3am lol
And probably making lots of Nigerundayo jokes
@@vvvvvvvs yup
We know he probably will
i really like when he said "it's evading time", and evaded the entire place, favorite part of the video
It’s going to happen now
No he evaded all the tax collector
the pipe bomb in my large intestine:
I have to wait for 9 hours;-;
*and evaded his taxes
Fun fact: it’s much more efficient to simply open the door at the start than to slide through it as an open door will always stay open whereas knocking down the door will cause it to respawn closed after a certain amount of time.
Nein, bulldoze thy doors instead
@@Brantley-x5ybettar transmission
Tank fish be like:
"To survive, be faster than the slowest"
Also him:
Stays still
@magda Umm.....Stop giving me Math class PTSD
@magda Inaccessible speed be like:
nah, he's just moving so fast that it only looks like he's standing still
Compass is actually useful if you want to do map objectives
If the map has map objectives, the compass will point into the map objectives and leading you into it, if the map doesn't have map objectives it will point North instead
Ayo, thanks for telling us that. Didn't know that!
useful asf
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I'M MAD AT MYSELF WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THAT
It also points at saferoom right?
So I used the tip and uh-
I have helped alot of people by using it inside maps, still sad Art Gallery and Complex got deleted
The experience you have showed me today opened my eyes, and I am now fully aware of the world around me. I now understand that Evade is my destiny and I need to grind and sacrifice all of my time on Evade. I am exhilarated to see how beautiful it is to hold W and space and I don't think I'll ever stop. It is simply the best game I've seen by far convincing me to change my life into a new, better direction.
bee game copypaste moment:
the new better direction is the W one
When the comment is stolen:
E
Stolen from the bee simulator video of eclipse
Fun fact: the compass actually shows you where the objectives are so you don't have such a HARD time finding them
i loved the moment where tank said "it's evading time" and evaded his drunk -father's- belt, truly a moment of all time.
man, why did he give the belt access to alcohol 😔😔
@@kaitoquik fr
That belt was an abusive alcoholic,
They make other alcoholics look bad.
As an evade player who sweats so much that the sweat goes to the fourth dimension and who sold his 2 kidneys to have every item,skins and cosmetcis in the game, this video is perfectly accurate
As an evade player who played 25 hours a day every day by breaking the very fabric of time and got permanent damages on my fingers (and my life) from playing the game just so i can get that sweet bold march emote, i can confirm everything that person stated
Not funny.
Yes I agree my fren is a evade sweat, goddam no life she is😔😔😔
did you get all 3 cosmetics from tbz?
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I really like how tank finds a way to afk grind on every game he plays
He is the afking
1:45
"God will judge you, but he won't do it today"
Man. . . . . Somehow this man made manslaughter, betrayal and terrorism a valid move
Having 800 hours in bhop/surf and 2 hours in evade. I can tell you I had a lot of fun. Bhopping everywhere. Quick thing I noticed is that bhopping can let you turn and maintain your speed but doesn't make you have fast and snappy turns. Thus, you can use the krunker bhopping method where as you are crouching, you turn and perform sort of a slide to make a fast turn. It will decrease some of your speed but it's best if you are going too fast.
Scroll hop better
or you can just stop hopping and turn...
thts wht I do lol
sliding is a w for corners n shit
instead just press a or d to which direction ur gonna turn then just move ur camera to which direction ur gonna go (not too fast)
Just learn strafing bro 😅
I can’t wait to watch this video they always make me laugh so damn hard and I always start hurting because of how much I laugh at your videos man keep up the fantastic work
@Таnк Fish 🅥 you almost got me
he’s actually my fav roblox youtuber cuz of his humour
honestly, tankfish placing codes at the end of the video as a "prank, bro" during triple-N with boss music playing in the background fits his life pretty accurately
Can you tell what that is the name of the music? It's sounds goood
@@Lost_Battler megalovania or??
hopefully you know what the codes are
@@2miligrams I don't think it's Megalovania I think it's some kind of megalostrike back
@@Lost_Battler that's bullet hell from sudden changes (undertale fangame, that's why it feels and sounds like megalovania)
running from the nextbots is easy, you don't need to be faster then the nextbots, you just need to be faster then the guy running by you
Dang, these dead memes hit harder than the PNGs do.
I have found another tactic in this game: You can revive more than one downed player at once. While I have yet to discover what causes this, I feel that this information will help.
Meet the medic
“God will judge you, but at least he won’t judge you today”
My new favorite Fank Tish quote
Truly the Tank Fish quote of all time
@@k1ng_idklol YEA
I know how
0:34 AGAIN AN ENIGMATIC ENCOUNTER,THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I FIND A LAST BREATH SANS REFERENCE IN YOUR VIDEOS
Im damn surprised that he would make a game on evade, as i didn't think there was enough content in the game for a nutshell video. Tho as a level 100 its nice to see it
There isn’t a lot of content but it sure is funny at times, but I’m probably bias cause I’m level 118 💀
@Таnк Fish 🅥 piss off you bot
@Таnк Fish 🅥 first off, you're not tank fish
second, that is not what a comment from tank fish looks like
and 3rd, you're probably a bot
Evade is like tank fishes life. Constantly running from TH-cam algorithms and copyright strike, with also the age restrictions. Don’t forgot the tax collector!
thats why tank is a tax evader
I was gon a like this comment but it has 69 likes
“God will judge you but he won’t judge you today” LMAO 1:47
3:41 bro I’m watch your video in the toilet right now 😂😂
8:09 He finally said it. Life is complete.
touhou fans rise up!!
Touhou fans rising up
Same! Also touhou fans lives matter!
They should make "Evade 2" where you hide from the IRS instead of nextbots.
@@SauciiYT lol
seeing the most replayed part of the video be the end of the video means that alot of people failed the task, like... bro cmon man stay strong its almost the end of november
rip :(
Reading this comment made me unpause the video to see what you were talking about. Now I see what you mean.
5:02 you forgot the player nextbot mode, where basically a bunch of people get selected to play as the pngs. In that gamemode, there can be 2 types of situations: either the nextbots are chillin or playing it slow, allowing everyone to have fun and maybe explore the maps, or the nextbots are absolute tryhards and destroy every human being in the first minute of the match
As a mobile player, I can personally debunk tankfish's claim about certain tryhard techniques not working on mobile. It does in fact work on mobile.
but you have to play with 4 fingers
@@urmom5238 no you don’t you can use 2 at least I’m able too
Look sideway, hold jump
run, turn camera 360 degree, jump, *cola*
@urmom5238 bro its a phone not a controller like literally there's like 3 buttons (one to move another to look and another to jump)
“Those who runs away first, runs away first” I’ve never heard wiser words in my life
This man is just too good. He's unstoppable.
also timers are actually really helpful during the Swap special round, since swaps happen every 30 seconds
which means at around 1-2 seconds before the swap happens you can pop a cola, potentially saving your ass
The useless utility(or whatever they are called) items could be useful.
The item that points north could be useful to track a little base thing that you (maybe friends too) made with landmines and the barriers.
The radio is useful to send commands to your fellow comrades in the round and making plans!
And…the timer…let’s say in a simple matter…when you don’t know how soon the round could end (and maybe wanna party by the end of round) you could use THAT!
I guess people (not all people some might already thought/know this) doesn’t usually haven’t thought the ideas to use the “useless” items.
After commenting this I feel like Im gonna get a reply saying “nobody asked 😂” or something like “lmao nerd🤓”…
I might not get them at all..
The timer is extremely useful in the swap game mode because you can know when you will swap with others.
well in roblox no one want to teamwork so yeah, the radio is useless
@@lamho1769 huh? That’s strange how many people doesn’t see teamwork as useful..maybe cause of the type of players in fighting games teaming?
well i never used radio but i think u still need to type so bad and compass is kinda useful now timer just good if u want to or release stress when u see round is almost ending or start raging bc its the start of the round and ur almost dead
"Those who runs away first runs away first" thank you tankfish for your knowledge
truly wise words by a truly wise man
I didn't expect the Touhou rain dodge animation to make an appearance because the animator is rumored to take trips to the highest mountains in order to have an idea to make a new animation before back to disappearing for years in order to gain new inspiration.
GRAZE
Pressing a and d while running make the Hermes boots irrelevant and holding either button next to a wall make you faster
Something you forgot to mention:
When you jump and turn around, you lose no speed when you land
7:25
It's only useful for mission objectives, it points to mission objectives if there are any.
I see!
i never realize that😅
@@Josh72769 me too bro
5:03 good music choice
Name of the song?
Leaving this comment till an answer
@@dkslsdyshxx2470 unwelcome school
@@727wyfsi thanks dude
@@727wyfsithanks
0:46 that cat fits perfectly there
2:54 not the mark rober music when tankfish is explaining this 💀
That ending was so chaotic and emotional, the average viewer probably busted a braincell.
What are the numbers at the end for?
@@IHaveBeenDoingTaxFraud please don't find out
who's the girl on the still frame? Been tryna find her, I found the dancing one but not the still one
@@joao2479 timestamp?
@@EasternStory 9:33
4:52 oh, I just called them the IRS but Americans are good too
me evading my responsibilities
as a level 80 player, i approve everything he just said
no life
@@seandoesnpcshit skill issue
skill issue
skill issue
Wasted your time
Tankfish giving us sauces at the end of the video to make us fail NNN when it's nearly finished.
Also tankfish : It's just a prank bro.
I know some poor mf didn't get past the boss battle..
Also what's the background music of it I need the source
@@KornKingLoL same lol
I like how every “in a nutshell” video is basically just an excuse for tank fish to flex how hard he afk’ed in the game
Because he is the AFKing
9:25 i actually started crying here, thank you for telling me it was a prank
When he ran from a PNG it was very heart-breaking and emotional. Cried and creamed 50 times.
As an evade player i can confirm that you can bunny hop so fast that you can go in the dimension with your dad who went out to get milk.
2 videos in a week!? I'm impressed 👍
Tips: U can either jump plus moving A and D and moving the Mouse to left to right make sure if u press A your mouse will go left if u use D use the mouse to right side and u can either hold C or Control if u want montage just emote hopping or spamming jumps
Oh my goodness I just understood Newton's first law because of tank fish faster than my 9th grade science teacher explained. 10/10
Surprised you didn’t mention the thousands of players in pro servers no clipping into the out of bounds area with landmines
The matrix of this game is so broken that crouching and jumling while emoting with an emote that goes over the speed of 10 makes you stupidly fast
5:16 this meme is a scene from Pulp fiction a man who is high and confused when he arrives at the house of a person he is supposed to go and have drinks with.
4:09 True Bro so many people Putting SUPER Crapy Playlist And Cringe dancing ITS HELL AND SUPER CRINGE T_T
7:37 man did not have to do ronaldinho dirty
tankfish included 2 polish memes, awesome video
Here we go again… the only reason people think this might be late is because how long it takes to edit the video.
Evade has been one of my favourite survival games since it’s release…. I can’t wait to see how tank summarises it up in the best and most hilarious ways possible.
Thank you tank , for that you have been my life and entertainment force.
bro why u wrote this like tankfish quit yt
@@x4vyz you’re just thinking too much =P
Dang tank such wholesome video of feeding hungry animals - oh.
Im braindead for this but…
0:32 *Fight or Flight starts playing*
“God will judge you, but not today.”
I’m just going to take this.
9:20 no no no NO HE ALWAYS COMES BACK
You know it’s gonna be good when he says the games boring/easy
6:38 Based Vergil.
9:35 was i the only one who kept hearing "19 dollar Fortnite Card" there?
No, i heard it too.
u heard the wrong theme
5:56 literally almost everyone XD
1:38 tankfish plays war thunder confirmed i know that song from anywhere thats the old hanger music
the "boss battle" at the end has killed millions rest in piece :(
Do you know the original video
"The one who runs away first, runs away first" so real tho
A good way to keep boredom out of the house in evade is just to become the medic and run straight into danger to revive others
bonus: reviving gives extra bobux
you can have like 5 revives but die and gain more money than if you won with 0 revives
funny
That way, the nextbox will be doing warcrimes and get arrested.
I Have learned actually that doing the turn "glitch" like ur trimping as a demoknight also works for gaining speed. 3:10
3:35 it still work on mobile
Yep i do that
"Memes! The DNA of the soul"
-Moonsoon (Metal Gear Rising Revengance)
1:15 i wonder what grimgrim and enarne is doing here
2:07 it is hundred times worse then death
Yeah it is
I got ptsd
4:43 who is this this is all I see in my fy page
Baller
On discord my friends send me *baller*
Remember, when running from a bear, you don't need to be faster than the bear. Only faster than the person next to you.
you are correct!
0:01 bro-💀
😮
here’s a tip for fast reviev if you’re half way done to reviev move away because it will reviev so is good for fast reviev
impossible, he's doing 2 videos in 2 days
Well technically the last video was a reupload
That cook burgers vid was a reupload
no he doing one the other one was reupload
I actually just noticed the actual angry munci is behind you well gg man💀
2:49 I came for Tank Fish, not Mark Rober
I was wrong
0:55 gee I wonder why?
If you are interested in more of a party game kinda spin on the nextbots game type I’d reccomend trying “Survive the internet”. Instead of constantly running from bots there are item boxes(think mario kart) scattered across the map which contain items you can use against bots or other players.
As real life professiona bunny hop user i can assure that yes indeed, jumping and running irl makes you go rly fast, but it works best on full flat surfaces and also makes you tired faster
2:39 fools nothing can stop me
What’s the song playing
@@Butler-sc4ru murder in my mind by kordhell I think
I took your advice I got a pc
what's the music at "unstoppable force"? 9:12
"Murder in My Mind(Speed up)"
You're welcome.
@@Crimson0001 you have power of God and anime on your side now.
Murder inmy mind
the intro sequence is becoming a sacrily real possibility
1:57 Artery be like:
Decaying Winter
Hey tank fish have you played dummies vs noobs because I heard one piece of music from dummies vs noobs at 0:42 edit: dummies vs noobs is a Roblox game and private servers are free
i know I'm late but it's not from dummies vs noobs it's from command and conquer red alert
Hell march
@@jamesdyball7316also people recognise it more/easier from dummies vs noobs
2:16 i felt the neurons of touhou players activate when I heard this song
What song is it?
Flowering nights
I wanna listen to unwelcome school while playing this game and I guarantee you do too
7:49 Can we take the time to just realize how much robux was wasted on this gamepass because goddamn roblox deleted audio
3:00 I like this part 💀
Dont give a shit about the laws of physics
3:26 if your wondering who this is its salt papi a boxer and a youtuber
I started playing this today, remembered this video. I'm watching this to see if I can learn some secrets.
3:55 I like doing CPR
What show is it
@@tingtinghuang5840citrus I'm kinda late