“Grandma, I had a dream I was a bad girl so Jesus killed me. I’m scared. He wouldn’t do that, would he?” “Nah he would call up his old buddy satan to go stabby stabby, hey what type of donut do u want?”
My fuckin stupid ass misread your comment and was confused for a week straight (I thought you said with the crushing eye of buzzfeed upon them) so sorry if I confused you lol
Either Ryan pretended he didn’t actually say “fuck you” on that furby impression or the furby manifested in him and said it while he was in that trance 😂
Saint Oniisan manga has a similar plot in that Jesus and Buddha live together in the human worlds as a cultural exchange program. Jesus is sorta portrayed as a yakuza “prince” since his “Great Father” always does things magically in his favour. It’s absolutely hilarious.
Ryan: “You have horns on your head, did you forget?” Shane: “Oh, I *always* know they’re there.” **how has Hell HR not read Shane the riot act yet, he’s not even trying to hide that he’s a demon**
Ryan as Santa Claus: have u been a good boy this year, little shany? *Shane literally dressed as the devil* : ..yes? Ryan: .. *sounds legit here's your present*
I feel like I'm watching a LARP of the North Pole staff meeting where Santa and Krampus shoot the shit and decide who's getting the presents and who's being dragged to hell and eaten this year, while an elf makes them drinks.
„YOU DUNK IT IN YOUR COFFEE DIPSHIT“ and then Shane just completely accepting „a burrito the size of a baby‘s arm“ like it‘s a common phrase killed me 😂
@@emmajane96 it's not though? and it would be just the same if he was 20 or 40. my brain just doesn't accept that this dude lives by human age standards
Same, lol. Also when he's Genie Shane. What's hilarious is that I am not attracted to him normally, but, damn, when he rocks eye makeup?...😘 (Saying this with full respect to Sarah, btw!!)
Can you imagine being Ryan's parents neighbors and looking out your window and seeing Demon Shane just frolicking around. That's straight nightmare fuel
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Shane every day wakes up and chooses chaos
^
Absolutely and it's amazing (also love your vids)
Rae you are absolutely right
Love your vids!
omg I love your vids!
It's only the first episode and they're already calling Steven the furby of watcher I can't wait for how wasted they gonna be on the last ep lmaoo
I’m just disappointed Ryan missed the opportunity to say “ho ho hosed”
By the end he’ll be the baby laughs a lot of watcher.
Ryan: We may seem normal now
Ryan and Shane: immediately act completely unhinged
As long as they're together, chaos will always ensue LMAOO 🤣💀
I remember reading a comment that said “I can’t tell if they’re like they’re drunk or just being themselves” and I agree
lol I think that their normal
the fact that shane’s trying to pass this look off as a costume....we know this is ur true form sir
fancy seeing you here
Lol
Kat’s here????
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hi kat
"I used to drop my Furbies on their head." Young Shane already asserting his dominance over lesser demons.
LMAOOOOOOO
we are so proud
:O
@@Trees... I'm sorry for what you've been through little buddy.
O Myy God, you caught that 😭😭😭 it makes too much sense
I don't know why Shane's costume looks so... normal to me? Like he pulls this off as a casual look even down to the claws lmao
It's cos it's his true form
It reminds of the thriller costume with some horns.
“costume”
✨ casual demon vibes✨
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This person's grandma casually telling their grand daughter that Jesus would send Satan as a bounty hunter is hilarious
Well, you only need to move the N to make 'Santa'
“Grandma, I had a dream I was a bad girl so Jesus killed me. I’m scared. He wouldn’t do that, would he?”
“Nah he would call up his old buddy satan to go stabby stabby, hey what type of donut do u want?”
honestly I'd be enthusiastic to see satan in my room in the dark at 4 am in the morning and just stare at each other.
Tbh, I am Catholic and that would still be a movie I would be absolutely delighted to watch!
Jesus: *shows up with a glock*
Ryan as Santa, Steven as an Elf and Shane as Krampus something we never asked for, but definitely needed
Rgdmnh obou
We’re just
Missing bell snickel
@@melissagrey4104 q
Shane’s krampus looks like if one of the creatures from where the wild things go( the children’s book) was an aging rock star
that's literally the perfect description of his look this ep and is also now my desired aesthetic
Aka the form I want to take if there is such thing as an afterlife
Bwahaha! 🤣
That's not krampus. that's goatman's skin
Steven: "🎶wet-"
Ryan and Shane simultaneously: "NO DON'T"
steven about to start singing WAP:
shane: NOPE 😳☝️
I was wondering whether that was what he was trying to start lol
My therapist: Shane and Goatmans kid isn't real, he can't hurt you
Their kid:
I think he’s supposed to be krampus
@@Socrates- I know, it's a joke
@@uncannyvalley2113 I was guessing it was, just saying it was, because I didn’t know if they said who he was dressed as in the video
(wheeze)
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They're not drunk in the beginning, they're just a couple of friends who are having fun without the crushing eye of Big Brother Buzzfeed upon them
They're not on buzzfeed anymore tho right
My fuckin stupid ass misread your comment and was confused for a week straight (I thought you said with the crushing eye of buzzfeed upon them) so sorry if I confused you lol
@@carter3774 i read the same exact thing and was so confused
@@livsim1236 yeah wtf. I did the exact same thing as you guys and had to do a double take.
@@carter3774 i actaully had to read your comment to figure whats happening
Shane has finally killed the Goatman and now wears his skin to show everyone who owns the bridge.
That's the only explanation I'm willing to accept
why did I read that as Canadian instead of Goatman
@@Leannaleevu "There are no accidents"-Master Ooogway
Goatman probly tried to kill Shane as revenge for all the bullying
probably my favorite part of all true crime episodes is them out in the woods during the search for goatman.
Either Ryan pretended he didn’t actually say “fuck you” on that furby impression or the furby manifested in him and said it while he was in that trance 😂
Yeah he 100% said it lol.
lmao his expression after shane asked him had me laughing
@@NikkiWishfulThinking almost like he had hope in being able to do that for years and a situation finally came up where he got to do it lol.
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There is DEFINITELY a "Fuck you, Ghoul Boys" in there 😂
the scariest part of this episode is the fact that they really just drank a whole stick of butter
Google says there is 810 calories in a stick of butter but who needs that kind of negativity?
@@IGottaPeeALotAtNight w- then why would you bring it up?..
@@Yyyvesyea ever heard of a joke lol
Buttered rum sounds like the most foulest things in existence
@@gurtalurt they were also joking lol
ya’ll forgot to edit shane into a human we weren’t supposed to see his true form
My guy this was posted 2 years ago and no replys
This and Halloween are the few times he can be himself
"Jesus calls up his emo big brother and asks him to commit crimes" sounds like the premise for a show/movie/book that I desperately want now
you planted this idea in my head, now i need one.
Omg please
If you get the chance watch "good Omen" it's a short series on amazon and has a very similar style plot. So freaking funny
omg lmao you right 😂
Saint Oniisan manga has a similar plot in that Jesus and Buddha live together in the human worlds as a cultural exchange program. Jesus is sorta portrayed as a yakuza “prince” since his “Great Father” always does things magically in his favour. It’s absolutely hilarious.
Ryan: "I'm the real Santa. Bitch."
CC: "I'm the real Santa's bitch."
Yea the subtitles were just slightly off lol
@@nonbinarydinosaur5519UNLESS
the captions knew what Ryan was truly saying in his heart but was too afraid to actually articulate lol
"I had a Furby, I studied him" can be added to the list of unsettling but ultimately benign things said by Shane Madej
^
This.
This comment has 666 likes, I'd like it but you know...
_unsettling but ultimately benign_ is my whole aesthetic
what does benign mean
Shane’s make up is going to turn into an actual horror show by the end of the series
That’s if it is makeup... I mean whhhhaaaattttt??
oh dear
What makeup?
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@@therealbyildiz1200 stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp with the links bro
“Horrrr-ney ...boy” We could literally see Ryan contemplating if he should be wording it like that lmao
Prime example of instant regret lmao
Took 'em a while, but they finally found the horny boys. Goatman must be so annoyed.
Last time I clicked this fast Shane was still using his human form
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@@therealbyildiz1200 wtf
@@haileyo648 just someone spamming their channel I guess
@@VlogDoPajamas it’s a fbi announcement or something. I know it’s fake but I’m like wtf, that was random lmao
Bruh it's krampus lol
I love that Ryan and Shane are either impressed or very concerned when Steven is making drinks
Is there any other logical emotion to feel during that time?
😂😂
I love knowing that Steven is probably the most mature out of the three, but he is still treated like Ryan and Shane's little brother lol
that's just what older brothers do
So Ryan’s part Furby... that weirdly makes his feud with the Professor make sense
RIGHTT LMAOJSJSJ
LKJSKAHISJL IT REALLY DOES!
Lmao this 👆🤪 but it does seem legit
Omg🤣🤣
I expect this to be Canon when puppet history resumes.
Shane: oh I thought you had a cinnamon sticks and I got excited...
Steven: ............... :)
*plop* “maybe taller”
I absolutely love how much he enjoys mixing the drinks. LOVE!
Also the Christmas spirits are so cute!
@@GoldieSavesDogs hahahahaha
Not only did shane steal the goatmans bridge. He stole his whole outfit XD
Shane just went again to the bridge and tied up goatman and stole his outfit and said..
"Let me borrow this for a bit" 🤣🤣🤣
@@scarletrose_9848 yes for sure
To be honest, I feel like Ryan being Santa and Shane being Krampus is a fan fiction that exists somewhere.
And they even threw in a “Have you been a good boy little Shane?”. The fanfic practically writes itself.
Please if you have seen a fanfic like this send the link I need to read this
If it didn't exist or certainly does now!
I believe it lol.
@@FrogletteGrrl you are my new favorite person
“Shoutout to whoever used to watch me sleep” I lost my mind why was this so funny !?!
It was not only funny as fuck but something I would say
The mood of any neurodivergent person
@@elise9189 is 😶🌫️m
T
@@lavender14-7 what
Because we drunk
12:08 "the size of a baby's arm" is a weird way to describe anything, but especially to specify the size of a burrito.
Usually you just stop at "baby" 😂😂😂
There is literally a chain restaurant where you can get a burrito called a "Toddler", named such because it is damn near as big as one.
Ryan : “He’s not drunk right now, he did not pregame this” *Referring to Steven*
Also Steven: “I’m lit tho 😝”
All of that dancing on Goatman's bridge has turned Shane into Goatman himself
are we all going to pretend that we didn’t hear Ryan say “fuck you” in demonic Furby?!!?
Time stamp?
@@evelyngrace8305 17:52
He definitely did, lol
_"I got a furby for Christmas."_
That's it, that's the horror story. No further explanation is needed.
Furbies are cursed, whoever made that into a toy hated kids 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 exactly, no further explanation needed.
I really hope the likes for this comment remain at 666.
Omg this currently has 666 likes I'M SCARED
@@ivoryterry5976 lol
Becca: "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE"
Furby: "Oh, Okay!"
I died 🤣
Really hate how attracted I am to Krampus Madej. But alas, here we are.
Everyone is thirsty for krampus madej
we need that vaccine, we need to go outside
So there’s this app called betterhelp.....
Krampus Madej is definitely a mood.
same.for me its probably the eye makeup
"I'm Krampus. I battle Santa Claus every year"
Does that mean if they get drunk enough they're going to act that out lol?
Oh god i hope so
"I wanna quit my... Job" and the way it was delivered is a hard MOOD.
We all felt that 😆
I really hope Steven doesn't quit, he is a national treasure.
Ryan: “You have horns on your head, did you forget?”
Shane: “Oh, I *always* know they’re there.”
**how has Hell HR not read Shane the riot act yet, he’s not even trying to hide that he’s a demon**
Hell HR saw what happened to Goatman. They're not fucking with Shane.
Ryan: you forgot [the horns] didn't ya?
Shane: I always know they are here
Well, that's a demon right there
That's a demon right there
Steven: Wet--
Shane: OH HELL NO!!
My fav part of the episode
The longer Steven is with these two, the more chaotic of a being he becomes. I'm very proud of this.
Ryan as Santa Claus: have u been a good boy this year, little shany?
*Shane literally dressed as the devil* : ..yes?
Ryan:
.. *sounds legit here's your present*
Krampus
Actually he’s dressed as Krampus, bfu did a holiday episode on him I think
Ryan: “he didn’t pre game this”
Steven: “I’m lit tho” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely fried
Also Ryan: **sunk two beers with lunch and a cider while Steven is bartending**
Shane’s costume makes him look especially tall? Like genuinely. the “8 feet tall jokes” seem accurate now. He looks so goddamn tall
It's the horns.
Shane looks like he's in the middle of transitioning from normal Shane to demon Shane
Bold of you to assume that demon Shane isn't his normal form
You mean human to normal
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Just like "The Poker" in What We Do in the Shadows. His body transforms but his face remains the same.
I love your profile pic
"hey demons, it's me, your daddy"
- _Krampus Shane_
Finally some who knows what shane is lol
I’d like to take a moment to appreciate how it’s at 666
I feel like I'm watching a LARP of the North Pole staff meeting where Santa and Krampus shoot the shit and decide who's getting the presents and who's being dragged to hell and eaten this year, while an elf makes them drinks.
hello I’m calling for the “Steven Lim will go to your house and make you a terrible drink” offer
same
Same, I'll take as much terrible drink as he can make :)
Steven: “wet-“
Shane: N O.
Says the one who literally said "stab me daddy" in the last are you scared episode-
WAP
„YOU DUNK IT IN YOUR COFFEE DIPSHIT“ and then Shane just completely accepting „a burrito the size of a baby‘s arm“ like it‘s a common phrase killed me 😂
And in this episode of the Ghoul Boys we seeing Shane reverting into his Goat Man form that he acquired after taunting the goat-man on the bridge
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Knowing this was coming out was what got me through online lessons today
Lol me too
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I’m supposed to be working on a bio presentation that I’m presenting tomorrow....
@@madisontutone9810 ahaha mate I respect your choice to watch this instead
Yuh same tho
ryan: **is dressed like santa for holiday vibes**
shane: **is a drag king**
Lol
Nobody:
Santa Ryan: HO HO HO Hope you get better at making drinks
steven couldn't get wasted with shane and ryan so he just showed up on the set already drunk
Pretty sure he was high not drunk
@@123thathurt lmaoo that too
A drunk Santa and a local demon hosting a show...
HEAVEN
I love that the comments are mostly talking about how this is Shane’s true form
"we may seem normal now" who's gonna tell them
(wheeze)
(wheeze)
(wheeze)
(wheeze)
(wheeze)
Controversial opinion: stevens bartending is the best part of this series
Yaaaaaaas! Always the highlight of the show 🤘🤘🤣🤣
It is, I keep replaying the bartending part lol.
so controversial yet so brave
Controversial yes, i usually skip that part.
Controversial indeed
I L L O G I C A L
Tag yourself I’m Ryan and Shane’s unadulterated joy when Steven rhymed ‘box’ with ‘rocks’
I am Stevie's hips.
I’m the cinnamon stick garnish.
I am Shane’s real beard compared to Ryan’s FAKE
Im shanes horns
I’m the spirit cam
I am fairly confident Steven is blazed out of his goddamn mind sitting there contemplating the existence of the universe.
he did say he was “lit”
i was wondering when someone was going to mention that 😂
And when he said "cloves, you know me" with Ryan hysterically laughing right after, I'm fairly certain he was lmao
I've never respected Steven more until I watched the creating of Watcher. He's the true OG
I love how at 9:39 Ryan says "I'm a shot man" but the subtitles say "I'm a short man"
Subtitle mistakes fill me with joy too.😅
Shane kissing the mailbox was the sweetest and most disturbing thing I've ever seen
🤣😂😂
Shane, y’all. Whoever decided for him to be literally a goat man knows this fan base so freaking well. Also, when you cook with butter... melt it???
he's meant to be Krampus
@@rainyyyyday Krampus the Christmas goat demon, yes.
@@rainyyyyday shhhh, he’s the Goat Man.
@@rainyyyyday Yes but actually no
i love how the furby was just like 'oh yeah, for sure bro' and then never spoke again XD that's so petty LMAO
Shane is scary without a costume this is terrifying
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Which is which?
@@recoil53 Shane is the dude who’s Krampus
@@ericaleo5381 I meant which Shane is the one in costume, in skin suit or horns.
@@recoil53 amazing question idk tbh
"Steven Lim is kinda like the Furby of Watcher"
Given how Shane treated his Furbies, I am greatly concerned.
Steven: we got hot we got butter what else do we need!?
me: rum
Steven: RUM! heard you say that at home
me: ö
What a way to end this year: Drunk Santa and Drunk Krampus
I don’t know how I expected 2020 to end but this is a hell of a season finale
Dissapointed that Shane isn't wearing a costume...
O same.
Same 😔
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🎅🤪😆😆😆😆😆😆😆⚰
Same
Ryan's giggle at 3:31 is the cutest thing I've ever heard and no one can convince me otherwise
Omg thank you for pointing that out!!
Shane being in his 30's is still the biggest mysteries of them all. he has got to be either ageless or 4689589156 years old
He’s both ageless and 4689589156 years old, being in his 30s is a cover up
@@klemmteastwood it's the only explanation
Cuz being in your 30’s is so old.....😂🤦🏽♀️
@@emmajane96 it's not though? and it would be just the same if he was 20 or 40. my brain just doesn't accept that this dude lives by human age standards
The way these are shot is marvelous. Get together, get drunk once a month, make a 4 part weekly series. 5 stars.
I am uncomfortably attracted to Krampus Shane.
It's the dark eye makeup and scruff for me... And claws. And horns. And just, y'know, him.
Same, lol. Also when he's Genie Shane. What's hilarious is that I am not attracted to him normally, but, damn, when he rocks eye makeup?...😘
(Saying this with full respect to Sarah, btw!!)
Steven "local friendly neighborhood bartender who definitely can be trusted" Lim
"I'm lit, though" - Steven, 2020
He playing chess while we're playing checkers
*Steven "you can trust me, I'm not drunk" Lim*
"eating donuts for breakfast is just irresponsible!"
*eats 2 burritos in a day*
🤣👌
A *breakfast* burrito
@TK Wallace 🤣😂 and those beer's were before their buttered rum and pickle shots
Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M OBSESSED-
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your username☠️
It’s bad I know exactly what Ryan is saying in that picture
i relate largely to your username
Cringe
I respect Shane's level of commitment to this look
"Too many spirits" or how I like to call it "Steven babysits his two drunk friends and makes sure they don't fall into fire"
I thought that’s said makes sure they don’t fall in love and i didn’t even question it
@@maciemcniff372 sAme! xD
“The mailbox blessed us! Praise the mailbox!” Is this where we are now? Are we the mailbox cult now?
H A I L T H E A L L - M I G H T Y M A I L B O X
If we're a mailbox cult, I propose Blues Clues be used as the Sunday school class.
Wow Shane that “fake” Krampus costume looks awful demon like *cough* Shane’s a demon *cough* , sorry something was stuck in my throat
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@@therealbyildiz1200 why
@@FilthyBitchGunClub You’re absolutely right
@@FilthyBitchGunClub all math is demon math
I love that they’re just getting hammered in Ryan’s parents backyard 😂
Me: see’s Shane’s costume
Also me: ah he has finally murdered the goatman
When Steven said "I'm lit tho", I had flashbacks to the "i Love pot" graffiti
Timmy and Steven would definitely get high together
My christmas wish is for them to publish Little Stevie’s recipes
Would be hard to do since no amounts are specific, but I would still love to see it
Lol the recipes are ingredients lists and adding however much makes you feel fancy
@@xenophiliuslovegood6914 yess
If you pause at 3.34 the cute little drawing of the drink has the ingredients! It's absolutely tiny tho so good luck 😂
It's in the description! :)
9:11 I like that Steven wears a mask before handing the drinks.
Stay safe, you guys!
It's nice to see shane in his true form for once, hope he knows that he doesn't need to wear his human costume all the time and we accept him!!!
LMAO
Kid in the story: *is a bad kid*
Jesus: *shows up with a gun* square up
its true. i read it in the Bible
Yes, I learnt about this very real event in religion.
Jesus: I have a glock
@@skelanimal14 lmao
18:19 Steven is just thinking "Laugh all you want now but, just like in the sims, I will outlive you and dance on your graves."
I am living for Steven Lim, his showmanship, his humor and handsome face are all chef's kiss
i love that shane’s costume is not immediately explained they just let you simmer in it
"Did you measure that correctly?"
"Mm hmm, Yeah!"
"...ok"
Ryan's nervous smile HAHAHA
2:42 🤣🤣
Ryan’s recently sacked mall Santa on the edge realness is giving me life.
Lmao
SHANE’S “ten years i’ve waited” SOUNDS LIKE PENNYWISE
LMAOOO that was the point tho
Make that 27 years 😉😂
🤣😂
it’s just amazing that he could do various voices and impersonations
Girl if u like scary stories u need to check out RezTKF his channel has really scary stories an his voice sexy af ngl 😻👌
Shane’s costume really fits him. Idk why but it was really comforting to see him in his true form.
Ryan: "Donuts for breakfast??? I don't get it!"
All of New York: *offended in I'm Walking' Heah*
Canadians: *offended in timmies*
As a New Yorker, I can confirm
😂🤣
Can you imagine being Ryan's parents neighbors and looking out your window and seeing Demon Shane just frolicking around. That's straight nightmare fuel
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Next season they submit their own ghost story but it’s just Shane😭😭