50 Facts You Probably Didn't Want to Know
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Interesting that there was confirmation that infants can feel pain, but whether or not they are able to remember it was left moot in the second point. Much of anesthesia is just preventing the formation of memories of the pain experienced at any age, particularly true with twilight anesthesia.
A seed a mid a fin
Figs are a yum asf !!
Aaa so this is US Facts You Probably Didn't Want to Know. Because most of these are not valid in the EU or other places.
@@Paradox1A9B2w7 Which aren't?
Sometimes when Simon wakes up, he finds he recorded 5 videos and started 2 new channels while sleepwalking.
.. and realizes he put the WRONG kind of wasp in the video ( about 2m08)... a 'fig wasp' is smaller and brown in color.. search for it!! :)
There are probably fewer insect parts inside a fig than in the flour bread is baked from. And these wasps, when alive, are smaller than aphids. Cultivated figs are self fertile, so do not need wasps. And all flowering structures are called inflorescences, the fruit of the fig is called a synconium.
Thank you
Mic drop.
I don't have a problem with wasp parts or eggs in a fig. That should be healthy. Wasps don't feed on filthy things.
Really?......I just love eating them, luckily I've got 4 adult fig Tree's in my backyard 👍
Oh no!, Simon putting me off ALL my favourite thing's.....Figs, Cheese, what's next?. I have 28 different fruit and nut trees in my backyard, and I get busy filling Jars with everything, fruit's all year round
0:20 - N°1 - Dangerous painkillers
1:25 - N°2 - The fig/wasp lifecycle
2:45 - Mid roll ads
4:15 - N°3 - Cheese addiction
5:10 - N°4 - Chlorinated water is odorless
6:25 - N°5 - Eyelash mites
7:30 - N°6 - You're never too old to die
8:25 - N°7 - You're never too young to die
9:10 - N°8 - We're running out of antibiotics
10:25 - N°9 - Have your pet spayed or neutered
11:30 - N°10 - What a way to go
12:30 - N°11 - Is that a banana in your pocket ?
13:05 - N°12 - Cannibalistic medicine
14:15 - N°13 - It wasn't just bones
15:20 - N°14 - Beaver glands
16:30 - N°15 - Skeleton are fun
17:40 - N°16 - Lake superior never gives up her dead
19:00 - N°17 - Zombie woodpeckers
20:10 - N°18 - Spiders are getting bigger
21:05 - N°19 - Tooth in eye surgery
22:20 - N°20 - A toothy grin
23:25 - N°21 - Keep your ducks entertained
24:15 - N°22 - A disappointing evolutionary trait
25:00 - N°23 - Happy deathday
26:00 - N°24 - Don't forget to buckle up
26:50 - N°25 - No anesthesia needed
27:50 - N°26 - Terryfing genetics
28:35 - N°27 - Koala STD's
29:40 - N°28 - Koala's eat poop
30:50 - N°29 - Uncanny valley
32:10 - N°30 - Broken arrows
32:55 - N°31 - Courageous brain parasites
34:10 - N°32 - Sad rescue dogs
35:00 - N°33 - Ground current
36:25 - N°34 - Cadaver orgasms
37:15 - N°35 - Body farms
38:15 - N°36 - Suffer like i did
39:25 - N°37 - Hypothermia research
40:35 - N°38 - How about a little tongue ?
41:45 - N°39 - The blue fugates
42:50 - N°40 - Dying for a bathroom break
43:45 - N°41 - Webcam gate
45:10 - N°42 - Elephants & you
46:00 - N°43 - Gender reveal massacre
47:00 - N°44 - Just bring a thermos
47:50 - N°45 - Based on a true story
48:45 - N°46 - Mass produced crochet
49:55 - N°47 - Locked in syndrome
51:10 - N°48 - Enter sandman
52:25 - N°49 - Misinformation is nearly impossible to avoid
53:35 - N°50 - The most dangerous animal in the world
No, it is fig wasp, not figs and wasps
N degrees? №
Dedication my dude, well done 👍
@@tutacat it’s shorthanded for number. He’s listing out the 50 facts for you each one is number. he’s using it instead of the Pound sign or # as middle millennials and younger, probably never even heard of it. Called the Pound sign.
Thank you so much! That must have taken you quite a while! Much appreciated 👍
Thanks for pointing out that strokes can happen to literally anyone. I had my first TIA (mini-stroke) at 21 out of nowhere, and was initially misdiagnosed. Later, I was correctly diagnosed- with a brain tumor. Luckily, I've since had it surgically removed and have made an almost- full recovery.
That's awesome mate. Hope you keep doing well. 👍👌
I'm very happy to hear you're doing well. If you don't mind a total stranger asking personal questions, do you know about which region of the brain it was removed from? And how has that affected you now? You said almost full recovery, I hope it's nothing that impacts your quality of life too much. Apologies for the impertinence, I'm studying psychology and was just last week studying up on this. The interplay between regions is an amazing trait.
Good for you❤ hope you feel back to your best soon.
Sylvest Stallone had a stroke at 7. That's why he talks like that, kind of puts a new spin on all the a-holes who make jokes about the way he talks.
Years ago my wife had a friend whose baby had a stroke in utero. It can happen at literally any age.
The marsupial is called anti-kine-us. There one of the first animals in Australia to learn how to eat the introduced cane toad. They tip them over and rip up the bellies, avoiding the poison ducts. They're also the size of a mouse. Basically a very tiny bloodthirsty roo and super cute to boot.
Yeah, never heard antechinus pronounced so wrong before. My mother was gonna kill her partner's cat for bringing antechinus home to eat. It was only doing it in spring and they were all male so we spared the cat who was just picking up male antechinus after they died from too many hormones. I had a plague of antechinus one year followed by a snake plague who turned up to eat them.
@@mrgoono9264your mother sounds like an absolute vile monster 😮
Sorry but that’s really worrying bud! 😅
Another fun fact about constipation:
My mum is a nurse and I have asked what some of the grossest things she's encountered were, and here's one of her favorites. A young man was in a motorcycle accident and couldn't/wouldn't poop because of the pain. He got so badly blocked up that he began vomiting poop which can be extremely dangerous, so Mum had to glove up and get her hand up there to literally pull the poo out of him. On the day she first told me this, I realised I could never, ever be a nurse. Same when she described the smell of necrosis.
Anecdotes aren't facts buddy
@@StephenMcGregor1986that is a fact you can vomit poop.
@@StephenMcGregor1986 duly noted have a nice day 😊
I had a friend who had some obsession with eating more fiber, and he really overdid it with wheat bran cereal - he was eating a whole box every day. Sadly it had the opposite effect from what he desired, and he got super constipated. After a week of no poops, he went to the ER and indeed, they had to go in manually to pull it out and get him unblocked.
Thankfully he didn't report vomiting of any kind, but I don't doubt that if poop can't go out in the normal direction, vomiting it might be the body's last attempt to avoid an internal rupture.
That isn't the way the digestive system works.
Smooth muscles, villi, gravity, and multiple sphincters all ensure that stuff goes down, not up.
Vomiting and reflux are obvious exceptions to this... but there no way that fecal matter can travel can move from the large intestine and exit via the mouth.
I have willed my body to the body farm at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, I have met Dr. Bass several times, he is a fascinating man, thank you for including this in your show, I must tell you that I listen to a few of your channels, being confined to a nursing home, I need the stimulus that I get from you. Thank you so much, have a good weekend.
As someone that suffers from a version of temporary 'Locked in Syndrome" (ie Periodic Paralysis) it was in fact horrifying the first few times. Now after over 25 years of attacks, it's just damn annoying. My heart does go out to those are locked in, I wouldn't wish it on my own worst enemy.
"It turns out baby ducks are psychotic little quackholes." - Simon 2024
No. "It turns out baby ducks are psychotic little quackholes." - Simon's SCRIPT WRITER 2024
@@RoySATX Fair enough.
About smelling toast ... people don't realize how far cooking smells can travel. I live out in the countryside and was puzzled why I could often smell bacon and other foods cooking during the hours before dawn. It turned out that when a breeze was blowing in the right direction, the smells of breakfast foods being cooked by an early rising neighbor a quarter of a mile down the road were detectable to me. Only a few molecules are necessary.
We had an elderly couple that ran the best bakery in the county. After her husband passed the wife began having these weird reactions that continued to get worse.
She had to go through testing and things, turns out she had devoloped a sudden and agressive allery to the flour.
She sold the bakery and retired. I dont think she minded much sonce it wasnt the same without her husband.
Still miss their donuts ♡
The chlorinated water bit is something I learned in middle school. I was already a bit of a germaphobe and then finding out that the smell indicated the presence of urine and other contaminants was a serious source of anxiety for me. I wouldn’t get anywhere near a pool or hot tub that smelled like chlorine.
Any chance you guys could do a Sideprojects on precious metals? Silver, platinum, palladium, gold, rhodium, iridium and osmium? Not on value like some crypto-bro channel, but on the history, uses, desirability, rarity and what makes them unique and special? I have a fascination with the elements and this would be right up my alley. Maybe someone else might be interested too, who knows lol
This would actually be pretty cool!
The channel you're looking for is called Periodic Videos.
@@DawidUliczny-ro7eo thank you for the suggestion! I just checked it out. Can't wait to watch more.
Oh for sure! I'm fascinated by how ancient metals were valued & how much tradition can affect modern pricing. And I'm a Montana historian, it's a big part of our story!
@@DawidUliczny-ro7eo I've been watching Brady and the Prof. for years! Great channel.
Simon doing his best to change the official pronunciation of acetaminophen.
Lol you mean acetamiyophin?
You right !
Can't blame that one on the British pronunciation either. They call it paracetamol. It's just ridiculously wrong.
He needs to get hooked on phonics
Say it with me... "Tylenol"
Thank you so much for pointing out the fact about "alleged" slave labor in mass produced crochet. As someone who has been crocheting for over 10 years now. I am appalled when I see any kind of crochet wearable for under $150 and even that is pushing it. I'm also really over people complaining about my prices. Sorry, I don't work for slave wages.
Integral knitting machines output sweater that might be difficult to differentiate with crochet... those machines are not cheap, but can produce a fully finished sweater in about an hour. If on the other hand you talk about simple wearables such as scarves, shawls and beanies, they are 100% knitted and not crochetted.
I have seen a male duck pick up ducklings and fling them several feet because they are in his way. That was a learning experience.
Better than killing them like hippos, bears, and other animals do...
The layers of that latex allergy joke was *chefs kiss* excellent.
I may have been working through the personal trauma of my own existence with that joke....
@@ThatWriterKevin well done, sir.
I started laughing pretty hard at that part because I recently developed an allergy to latex due to eyelash glue and the thought went through my head about about what other latex products I am now no longer able to use…. 🤦🏼♀️
Spiders getting larger?
We're gunna have to call the helldivers soon
Hell ya bring em it's Abt to get starship troopers up in here
Yesterday I saw a huge huntsman spider getting dragged around by a massive hornet trying to not in turn get eaten by a colony of monstrous ants
Ahhh... Straya!
Democracy incoming
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as long as it's not the ones on my eye lashes!
Number 25 is terrifying! Open Heart surgery on a baby with no anesthesia! What were the nurses and surgeons thinking?
The eye tooth thing goes crazy. Medical science is incredible like how did they figure out this was a viable option?
The fact about how Koalas feed their young is a fact I could have done without. Wow what a description. Not so hungry anymore lol
That's odd it made me want a salad...
Rabbits have to eat their own poop
I knew about that already because of ZeFrank's youtube channel True Facts when he released a video about Marsupials.
@@xpyrkoalas in the rain!😊
I really like these longer (~50 items) collections that you've been producing lately. I'm looking forward to more!
Glad I’m not the only one. And I can’t stand Shorts.
If you shudder at the thought of wasp contaminated figs, stay away from lobster, described by some as "the biggest bug I ever ate".
That is why sometimes a fig was crunchy! oh yuck.
I live in Northern California, where shellfish consumption is almost a religion. I feel almost unique in my opinion that oysters look, smell and (likely) taste like large boogers. Also, crab and lobster meat smells like old socks / dirty shoes to me.
@@tanjiro_kamadofr To each their own, there's lots of variety to choose from around here.
I would never eat poor lobsters and crabs. I cry each time I pass them in the supermarket. I look away.
@@frostflower5555 As a six year old, I begged my parents to keep the lobsters as pets. They didn't lsten.
That rescue dog one bought tears to my eyes...
Omg i get it... If you put cheese and cocaine side by side, I will go for the cheese every time.
I sure do love me a line of cheddar!!
I could snort some finely grated hard goats cheese.
Cocaine laced cheese…. Best lunch grilled cheese ever. No sleepiness after lunch today!
why not both
You need a better coke dealer.
my father developed an allergy to shell fish at the age of 50, and after visiting a hibachi restaurant, came home and blew up like a balloon.
My sister used to be able to hoover own a shrimp platter in a matter of seconds. After she got pregnant she developed a life threating allergy to all fish, sea and freshwater. You can't even open a can of tuna if she's in the house.
A very good friend of mine developed a shrimp allergy In her 50s as well and it was sudden. She had a plate like she would have had any other time and all of a sudden blew up. Couldn't each other ever again!
I developed an allergy to taxotere, a chemo drug. My first round sucked, but didn't have any unexpected side effects. The second round, though, I just stopped breathing. I didn't have the breathing reflex, and couldn't manually make it happen either. They gave me Benadryl in the IV, and I recovered well enough. The third round, though, they gave me a big dose of Benadryl beforehand, but I still had the reaction. It went on a lot longer, I turned red all over, and they were pretty close to intubating me.
They changed to doxorubicin for the fourth round.
Oh, and I still went to work the evening after each round.
A friend of mine developed an allergy to alcohol in her 60’s. She had to take Benadryl if she wanted to have a beer or glass of wine an hour beforehand.
My mom developed a seafood allergy outta nowhere around age 40. She can’t have regular fish either. If it lives in the water, she can’t have it basically. She’s now in her 60s and her dr told her she could have lost the allergy over time but she’s not willing to risk a hospital visit to test that theory lol
Having worked in an office setting for many years, learning about the sponge situation was an eye opener. I washed my mug daily, but there were times when I got sick and couldn't understand why. Now I have an inkling. Did someone else on the evening shift use my mug, wash it in contaminated water with a contaminated sponge? It does raise a frightening question.
48:50 Talks about crocheting, shows knitting.
ETA: 49:08 There’s the crocheting!!
this should be a Brain Blaze - AM I RIGHT PETER!!??
*slaps script**
PETAAA!?
...Wait, I thought this was a Blaze...
LOL.. i though it it brain blaze channel.. LOL hahahah
My husband loves telling people where "natural" vanilla and raspberry flavors come from.
What get's me is, how did the sick bastard figure out that's what it could be used for?
@@robthomas3664 Most things I find out throughout history have been discovered by accident or just mere chance.
Does he enjoy telling people that most vegetables eaten were grown in stuff that comes out the rear of ruminate animals? He should it's far more grotesque when you know exactly how much of that vegetable is actually made from that stuff that exited.
So where do they come from
Something something a beaver's asshole
As far as the whole sleep eating thing, I have personally experienced this twice that I know of, and both times I ate... undesirable... things. The first time I didn't wake up while I was sleep eating, but I discovered what I ate in the morning. I woke up with a very bad taste in my mouth, and looking around, I noticed that my cat's nearby food bowl was entirely empty. In fact, it was a spotlessly empty bowl without even the tiniest crumb. I also had the vague memory of mindlessly eating something crunchy. I sleep ate my cat's dry food until the bowl was empty. The second time I woke up while sleep eating because what I sleep ate was very offensive. In my sleep, I grabbed the ashtray off of the table next to me and dumped it in my mouth, instantly waking me up and prompting me to spit out all of the cigarette butts all over my bed and run to the bathroom to wash my mouth out, gagging all the way
A Broken Arrow is also a code phrase notably used during the 1965 Battle of Ia Drang to indicate an American combat unit was in danger of being overrun
Holy shit figs are so metal
That's exactly what I fuckin said!!
I never knew that they were carnivorous. That's pretty badass.
Why I have a fig tree
I always like the extra crunch when eating them fresh
@@killercare3909 yeah, my friend had a fig tree in his yard, about 5 years back. First time I ever had them fresh. They're so much better fresh, honestly. Dried pale in comparison, in my opinion.
YO- so heads up, Tylenol/acetaminophen can harm your liver even if you are taking a normal therapeutic dosage, it can harm your liver if you are taking below a normal dosage, too, if you have any other health issues... I cannot take Tylenol generally because it affects my liver so badly.
So many people mistake over-the-counter for safety, thanks for putting this out there. Other meds can affect other systems negatively in improper doses or with comorbidities too, like ibuprofen and naproxen (NSAIDs) potentially causing GI bleeds and kidney failure.
Read the labels, and tell your doc about OTC meds and supplements too (tons of potential for interactions between many common household meds and Rx stuff)
i can't take anything but acetaminophen because of chronic kidney disease
@@klmeyer9907I have to be very careful,also kidney disease,stage2,my rt.kidney is worthless from injury,soo it's a high wire walk...
I'm already sensitive to Acetaminophen so I can relate. If I need a pain relief I take Aleeve. Can't take Asprin either due to same sensitivity.
@@mj.ray0898 very true, and even NSAIDS when taken like the label says, can negatively affect some, also like me. Always talk about your OTC and supplement habits to be safest!
So the bit about figs. Sure, you may eat wasp bits, but did you know that the USDA actually as allowable levels of animal bits, including bug parts and rat droppings, that are acceptable in all processed foods. So that can of green beans or chili can actually have roach parts or rat poop in it. I'd rather eat a wasp.
I'd like to have Simon do commentary on street fights. There is nothing better than hearing Simon call someone a "bellend".
I had a stroke when I was 35 when I had a massive hemorrhagic stroke... died twice. I'm better now
I really hate this idiom. If you actually died, you would be dead and unable to type that message
The "I'm better now" lmao
@rolandbrooks8219 it's no idiom. It's called clinical death, which usually just requires the heart to stop. So if the person's heart stops, they have technically died, even if they get revived.
@@jokercardzzyou don’t come back from brain death though. That’s a bad time, especially when your living family/decision maker refuses to accept reality and you live on as a vegetable with a machine breathing for you, liquid food going through a tube punched through your abdomen, and you collect festering bed sores like its going out of fashion. I work in a neuro icu. Fun times. I advise everyone to get their living will sorted once you get up in age or even earlier if you’re up for it
@@jokercardzzcardiac arrest is a better term
You added extra letters to acetaminophen and also took some out at the same time.
yep, I never need to hear him say that one again....
LOL
@@theaychgee Yet you say 'meer' for mirror.
@@YaePublishing And 'anartic' or sometimes 'ant'arctic' with a "glottal stop" between the "ant" and "arctic".
#8 at my school a basketball player got tired, and laid down on the bench. He died from a brain hemorrhage right there. No warning, just gone.
Birds don’t vomit into their chicks’ mouths; they regurgitate from the crop, where the food becomes a sort of porridge. On the other hand, mother wolves and presumably other predators genuinely gorge themselves on meat from a kill or found carrion, returning to the den to vomit the meat for their offspring.
I had a dream last night that Simon and I were hanging out in a parking lot talking about constellations when Sir Patrick Stewart showed up and got into a fistfight with a tweaker and beat the crap out of him right in front of us. It was epic!
Strange dreams are the best dreams, except for strange dreams that have loops in them.
Did you watch the show American Dad in the days leading up to last night?
@@aceundead4750 nah, have never seen the show
@@aceundead4750why is American dad relevant? Kinda random
I HAD THE SAME DREAM LAST NIGHT!!
I've seen so many videos of things they claim that you don't already know but it always ends up being stuff you already know. This video, actually has quite a few facts I didn't know and I love that!
There were no venomous or dangerous spiders in Ireland UNTIL the Noble False Widow Spider arrived from the Canary Islands or Madeira in the late 1990's.
Fun fact: the suspected Anthrax poisoner around the time of 9/11 committed not-alive-anymore by taking the entire contents of a bottle of Tylenol before the FBI were able to apprehend him
I'm seeing Anthrax next month and I'll take a Tylenol beforehand
I hope you all enjoy and also I'm sorry
No need to apologize, information is meant to be shared, I'm grateful.
In the Blue people section, the man that looks like purple santa became that way on purpose by consuming vast quantities of colloidal silver.
Thought so.
There are a genetic group of people who are born this way and the man who took the colloidal silver. Two separate groups of people.
The horse manure in the medieval production of medicine was for heating. The fermentation of manure provided a means for gentle continuous heating of materials.
The blue may you showed in the montage was not blue because of a genetic condition. He became blue from drinking water with colloidal silver (home-made) - which he did for his health.
Which he did for what thought was for his health
making simon try to pronounce acetaminophen when europe uses paracetamol as the generic name 😔
It confused the crap put of me...
Yet you still say 'meer' for mirror...
@@YaePublishing i don’t, personally. i’m not american or english
@@ExperimentIVnor*
He's a professional 😅 have faith, ma man's got this!
Body farms! I have a shirt from one in Tennessee.. my wife is a medical interpreter and she traveled there a couple of times to assist foreign delegations in learning about rhe forensic science techniques they've developed there. It's fascinating stuff.
I don't normally sleepwalk, but once as a teen, I had a vivid dream of using a weedeater for a while (I worked in landscaping). The next morning, I woke up to find my pillow missing. Down a hall, down a short flight of stairs with a landing and a 90° turn, through the kitchen, and past 2 more corners, I found it on the couch by the front door 😅
I have never been happier that my company buys disposable coffee cups. 🤮
Thanks for that Simon. Now I want to pluck out my eyelashes! You just had to say ‘arachnids’ didn’t you?!?!
Remember if you’re named after one of your parents the other has said your name in bed
I love the quacking in the duck entry to bleep out the cursing. Such a delightful call back to Brain Blaze
Extra fact about body farms: According to Casual Geographic with a video as evidence; body farms are also how we learned that deer will chew on human bones.
Ooh I saw pictures not too long ago of a deer chewing on a rib
I clicked on this specifically because I like the disturbing facts. It's my favorite way to f with people.
I could eat a wasp, but figs….gross
Yeah. I learned today that, especially in my childhood eating fig ls at grandma's house, I ate WAAAAYYY more wasps then I'd have hoped God would allow me to. 😂
“And I am never eating figs again” 😂
I appreciated you personalizing it for a moment.
Figs are the most metal food. They literally dissolve the biggest flying jerks, Wasps, and make a delicious snack.
0:32 Aceta-what now? Lmao you forgot the first N. "Acetaminophen"
Acetaminophen or Para-Hydroxyacetanilide.
It's odd because it's just called Paracetemol in the UK. Not sure why they stuck with a mispronounced American generic aside from maybe making it sound scary by not pointing out that most of the world uses it extensively and it appears on the WHO's Basic Essential Medications list.
I had surgery on my throat as a neonate in 1957.
I've suffered irrational fear and anxiety along with other emotional difficulties all my life and I've wondered if my surgery was an influence.
I remember when I was a little girl at school. The teachers took us swimming, and OMG! the smell was unbearable it was that bad I have never gone to a swimming pool in my life again I am 47years old now. I remember my eyes were stinging & I was crying. This here video brought back the memories, so thank you for that Simon lol.
Simon, you are one of only two vloggers whose adverts I never skip over, because you are so darn funny.
I was always told that acetaminophen and paracetamol are the same drug, but just different labeled, depending on the region it is in.
They're both para-acetylaminophenol, just different names in different countries. Simon just destroyed the word acetaminophen in a spectacular way, even for him.
Also, if you don't spay/neuter your dogs and cats, it puts them at a much higher risk for testicular or mammory cancer. A female's risk of cancer goes up with every heat cycle. Also, rats are prone to mammory tumors as well. 10:23
I just want to give those search and rescue dogs hugs.
I'm sure ice cream manufacturers use much more expensive castorium instead of real vanilla because they don't want too much profit.
The problem with the current state of pain relief in the U.S. right now is because of the opioid crisis combined with doctors worried about people with chronic pain being opioid seekers, there is no real alternative but to take too much acetaminophen, or even a handful cocktail of OTC painkillers to function enough to work. Pain management isn't always an answer.
Oh,I have Spinal Stenosis, among other things... thankfully my Dr. Does treat me like a person and I get pain meds,,my life wouldn't be much if I didn't get a few days of almost normal,what should drs.do??? and I'm not addicted to anything,...
People abusing opioids and manipulating the system leads to patients like me in pain 24/7 who have to basically choose to be on a probation like system and have my proven chronic pain second guessed which leads to me not getting adequate pain management. So many of us suffer and can't get our pain managed because people F'd up everything.
Sooo at some point an Australian guy thought “wow. Koalas reeeeally are cute” 😅
People probably think that about the platypus too and don't realise they're venomous.. psa: if you ever come to Australia just don't touch anything 🤣
Then a drop bear attacked
You should do more of these types of videos. My favourite fish guy is Alexander Williamson (Fishstory) who was struck by lightning but actually survived however, it really fucked up his body badly.
20 had a stroke , 22 now, was in a coma and I still remembered Simon very well , I typed in business blaze when I was given a phone… I was like “ok” rolled with it , rolled something else and continued my fandom , recovered like a tank btw
There are only a few figs that require fig wasps to be pollinated, none of the figs you buy in the store are pollinated with a fig wasp.
What about organic?
@@TheDopekitty"none of the figs you buy in a store"
That's just what Big Fig wants you to think... Now go eat your bugs! 🤣🤣🤣
cite source in the reply chain below
@TheDopekitty something being organic doesn't impact how the plant produces fruit. Common figs are parthenocarpic, which means they don't actually need to be pollinated to produce fruit.
You didn’t have to tell us the eyelash bugs are spider cousins, Kevin!!! 😳😭🫣
The fact about people dying from bacteria becoming drug resistant is very much true. In 2011, my mom died from sepsis because she had been given so many antibiotics over the course of 10 months. It wasn’t anything the doctors did wrong, it was due to bacteria being nasty little buggers who are really really good at adapting in order to survive. My mom had been battling a blood disorder and her body began suffering from bought of sepsis (infection of the blood) due to how life threatening sepsis is, when a patient is discovered to be septic the hospital has no choice but to very quickly administer every antibiotic they have at the hospital as quickly as possible. They do this because there is no time to figure out what antibiotic will be best to fight the infection because sepsis will kill you much faster than doctors can figure out what infection you have. So they basically throw everything but the kitchen sink at it and pray one of them is the right one to save the person. The longer you are septic the more permanent damage your organs will have. Because my mother was experiencing frequent battles with sepsis (approximately 1 every 5-6 weeks) her body was being bombarded with massive amounts of antibiotics (which can be just as hard on the body as the actual infection) as well as drug resistant bacteria. Eventually the bacteria worked faster than the doctors could find effective antibiotics and the damage caused from previous infections and the blood infection killed her. If she had not had so many infections that required such massive amounts of antibiotics that may or may not be effective for the latest infection she may have been able to fight off later infections. By giving her massive amounts of antibiotics that couldn’t fight the latest infection it would allow the bacteria to built up tolerance to other antibiotics. It was basically like giving someone the cheat codes for a whole bunch of video games and not all of them are the one you are correctly playing. The cheat codes for other games can be stored away for future use making it far easier to defeat future games when they are needed.
It sucks, until we find new ways to very quickly identify the bacteria that is causing the infection and the correct antibiotic that it is not resistant to, we will have to continue using the “kitchen sink” method. Bacteria are lot more deadly than people realize.
"When you poop in your dreams you poop for real" - Peter Griffin
Then why do pool stores have that chlorine smell?
The workers urinate everywhere clearly
Chlorine gas is the same. A chemical smell. A fact.
Stupid Simon with his scare mongering and misinformation pushing BS.
The fig wasp thing has never bothered me, it's actually pretty cool, in my opinion. Pretty fuckin metal, honestly. Just makes me want to eat em more.
Most commercial figs do not require wasps for polination, so it's very unlikely that the ones you buy at a store had a wasp in them.
@@maythesciencebewithyouI know, I've legit gone out of my way before to get the non commercially grown ones, once. Still couldn't say for sure if they were the 'proper' ones, but I like to believe they were.
yea bruh fig is so brutal, so edgy, so psycho-insano
Bruuuutal😏
You will eat zée bugs and like it.
Having worked as a makeup and special makeup effects artist in the entertainment industry plus whatever lifetime exposure I had playing with balloons as a kid and birth control later, I developed a latex allergy. The big deal about a latex allergy is that 30% to 50% of people who develop a latex allergy will subsequently develop some or many food allergies. Specifically to fruits, vegetables and nuts. Many other plants in the botanical Kingdom actually contain either the same molecule that I'm allergic to in latex or a reasonable facsimile thereof that my body still will react to allergicly. So plants started making me very sick and giving me reaction so I'm a strict carnivore now. Never felt better.
I used to work with someone who had previously had a job in a rubber factory and subsequently had an allergy to latex, avocado and banana.
@@mkjirakyep. Bananas and avocados are very high on the list of things one is likely to become allergic to with a latex allergy along with kiwi fruit, chestnut, passionfruit, plum, strawberry, tomato and all of the other Belladonna family plant foods. I always loved eggplant Parmesan but it was making me sick for 15 years before I finally figured out that I just couldn't eat it anymore along with plants in general. When I got the banana allergy it was shocking. Because I used to have one every day. That was the allergy that gave me the most extreme physical symptoms. It was quite a shock I mean bananas seem pretty basic right? But they have very similar molecules to the latex plant. But it is important for people to know that a latex allergy can mess you up for a lot of plant-based foods. And there is a very high probability that your friend will develop additional allergies to other plants that have the same or similar molecule as the latex plant. If you look up latex fruit allergy syndrome then you can find a list of all the different plants. The list includes fruits vegetables and nuts.
I love the Metallica One reference (Locked-in Syndrome) which segues into Enter Sandman, absolutely brilliant!
I can't remember anything...
@@YaePublishing can’t tell if this is true or a dream
Call it Paracetamol because you can't pronounce Acetaminophen.
Paracetamol? 😢
I couldn't agree more!
That would unfortunately stump his most important audience, Americans.
AMERICA - F*CK YEAH!
(JK)
No becouse I can pronounce acetaminophen
@@Kirt44 you cant even spell because . lolol
Great episode Mr Whistler…thanks for all your awesome work…🙏
I love how you pronounce Acetaminophen.
I had no idea that Fig trees are carnivorous.
I ❤ all of your channels. I hope that someone at Disney considers giving you a cameo in a Star Wars movie or series.
As a Wisconsin Cheesehead, I call bollocks about the cheese claim.
I would say that the greatest risk of a high dairy diet is the fat, and the minerals becoming kidney stones, which can be extremely painful to remove.
And try pulling out that massive stent out through your junk, whose curled ends bridge the bladder and kidney cavity, accompanied by lots of blood and searing pain.
Honey wake up! New side projects just dropped!
Don't think she's gonna see this in her sleep? 😅 makes you wonder who you're actually speaking to?
This comment has been done to death, resuscitated, and done to death again.
"No babe, I got bit by a koala I swear!"
Koalas are also famous for their incredibly smooth brains. They're ridiculously stupid animals; so much so that if you put them in a room with a plate of eucalyptus, they won't recognize that it's the same food they eat off the trees and will starve to death.
Not only that, but they also *regularly* mistake their arms for branches and fall out of their trees. Now, this would normally be a problem, but koalas have developed an extraordinarily thick skull to help keep them alive in such cases.
Frankly speaking, they should not have survived as long as they have, according to all logic. It's one of the great mysteries how they have managed to not go extinct from their laundry list of evolutionary shortfalls.
I love figs. My poppey used to jar then and give them to me every year. Fresh picked and procecced for my bday from his own fogtree.
I know the wasp thing... And i hate being reminded of it,lol
I don't understand how a "sack full of 526 teeth" in this child's lower jaw wouldn't appear as a massive growth on his face... unless it's a sack full of 526 gerbil teeth.
If the footage shown was of the teeth, it looked like some of them were about the size of gerbil teeth or smaller
Why did france run out of painkillers ?
Cause paris ate em all
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@@DenethordeSade.90 I am guessing it's a play on paracetamol which is the name of acetaminophen in Europe and some other contries
@@AltonV oh I'm from Australia and didn't even click, but we call it paracetamol too lol
Have you ever tried cutting lactose (cheese, milk, etc.) out of your diet completely? No wonder I was so angry and a coworker compared me to his brother when kicking a heroin addiction! The first 3 months was rough! It's nuts, but it now makes a lot of sense. I'm still gonna eat figs though lol Thanks Simon!
Another potential explanation (at least historically) I've heard for the increased chances of dying on your birthday is that it was an anomaly in reporting rather than the death itself: it's very possible that a lot of death certificates were filled out either without the birth date known and just filled in with the death date, or there was an error in filling out the death certificate resulting in the same date being entered for both the birth date and death date. Either way, any study looking at birth and death dates solely looking at death certificates could potentially be using anomalous data with no way to know.
Call it Paracetamol because you can't pronounce Acetaminophen
Call it asprin cause I can't pronounce either. 😂
But asprin is nowhere as bad for the liver
I was confused right out the gate with that pronunciation
@zigzaggreg um... they are like the same thing? Acetaminophen is asprin. The same thing is paracetamol. You're thinking of Ibuprofen. Or motrin. Or Advil. It's all the same drug just different names and additives and concentrations.
😂😂🎉
Most commercial figs do not require wasps for pollination, so it's very unlikely that the ones you buy at a store had a wasp in them.
50:00 is my phobia. Ever since I first listened to One by Metallica and learned the meaning of the song. Several years ago I was quite sick (ended up being a staph infection) I couldn't feel warm. I would stand in a shower at maximum heat and would still feel cool. Then I remembered that getting too hot can cause brain damage and I thought of locked-in syndrome and told my wife to call the ambos.
In my youth, it was fairly popular to crush headache pills and make "tea" out of them, used to make the kick of alcohol more pungent. I guess I didn't do it too often since my liver is just fine according to my latest health inspection.
Regarding Chlorine, I now wonder about why the tap water where I lived in the US tasted so strongly of it.
I used to sleepwalk quite a bit as an adult. I was staying at my mom's place and apparently ate five pieces of string cheese and tucked the rest of the package under my pillow. I also once dreamed the house was on fire and sleep-ran down the stairs and out the front door before waking up and feeling incredibly lucky I was uninjured.
I have a relative with a lifelong phobia to the sound of metal clanking together due to undergoing massive surgery in the early 80s with no anesthesia. This can include tools, silverware, or metallic percussion instruments like the triangle. She was only a few months old, yet she has "impressions" of what happened to her, most vividly the sound of the surgical tools clanking on a metal tray. It was so traumatic, her tiny brain apparently couldn't let it go, and that became her very first memory.
I can’t. I can’t swim in a public pool. And all memories that were once remembered fondly have turned sour. Thank you Simon.