I will never ever get bored of watching this. Can't decide on one favourite but 'like a crate full of rotten memories' comes close, along with 'well old hifi', 'outlandish pair of trousers' and 'a not tonight Henry'. BBC, Y U NO MAKE MORE SERIES?!!?
It's a call back to the original Shooting Stars series of the nineties. Jack's chair on Team A used to be occupied by Mark Lamarr. Both men have a reputation for being miserable and were teased by Vic and Bob because of it. Whenever Vic questioned Mark, Bob would chime in with "He's a nineteen fifties throwback", "He's a cheeky cockney grease ball" or a variant in that same singsong voice.
Thank god I'm from the UK. As much as I love US comedy, (Simpsons, Friends, Family guy/american Dad,) I don't think "foreign"humour will EVER Make me laugh as much as this. I literally cried with laughter for 7 mins !!
Like a quadriplegic tree surgeon Like a fuseless socket Like a singed moustache Like a soured fruit corner Like a misspelled surname Like an adhesiveless envelope Like a bounced cheque Like an incorrect translation Like a bodged patio
The incredible thing about these put downs is that this is the 1st time anyone has heard these insults including Vic Reeves!! You can see his brian turning. 😂
doomed horse doesn't get the laugh it deserves
my favourite is "a grieving cod"
His delivery of 'Bankrupt Pug' is absolutely stellar.
Knackered Puffin my favourite
This really was the greatest show ever wasn’t it
Love that Dee is trying not to laugh at 'neglected raddish'. Half the difficulty of being a succesful comedian is not laughing.
"With your face like a hobo's minge" - one of the greatest lines ever.
my fave is "a methane investigation"
a difficult flannel
I've never seen Jack Dee struggle to hold back so many laughs.
Knackered Puffin and Galvanised Pan, absolutely superb
" hes a grumpy evening turtle, oh yes...like an undiluted tizer " 🤣🤣🤣
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Yeah, Jack is known for the king of droll. So rarely epresses emotion. So when Vic makes him smile he knows he really is getting to him.
"like a methane investigation" is pretty inventive but my favourite is "like a world-weary onion" HAHAHAAAAAA
Man for fighting for dear life keeping a straight face.
'With your face like an Italian fart rinser' gets me every time, lol
“A jar, of tinned trout” 😂 Took a moment on that one.
"Wolverine, cutlery for fingers!" gets me every time. Absolutely brilliant.
Suit yourself.
Superb m8, cracked up, again hahahaha
🖐🫠
'Difficult flannel' and 'bankrupt pug' are my favourites.
I love how nobody's talking about the WELL OLD HI-FI and how much Bob WHEEZES when he says it
Is it really old?
@@andrewfinnegan7539 s'WELL old.
Just reading the comments there of folks favourite lines... all of these clips on the video are comedy gold legend for compiling this. 👌🏼
Jack is actually quite adorable when he does smile
'A Not Tonight Henry' gets me everytime lol
Yep, definitely the winner. I try and use it in every day conversation where possible lol
It got Jack Dee.
Bob Mortimer once brewed three award winning beers, one of which was called "Not Now Madam"
DJ Grice Is he talking about Dawn French ?
@@animatiz what I was thinking 😂 we need answers!
Jack with your face like a recurring cough
With your face like a hard boiled bollock!
Best line ever!
A gloomy Welsh monument 😂😂
Jack's reactions is what makes it.
Absolutely 👌
Like a 'not tonight Henry' loooool
I will never ever get bored of watching this. Can't decide on one favourite but 'like a crate full of rotten memories' comes close, along with 'well old hifi', 'outlandish pair of trousers' and 'a not tonight Henry'. BBC, Y U NO MAKE MORE SERIES?!!?
Face like a Bankrupt pug. 👍
These never get old.
0:46 - 0:52 “Like Scooby-Doo’s Xmas dump”
"... like a bankrupt pug"
Crying my eyes out from Knackered Puffin onwards! 😂
Half buttered bollock. Wins.
I agree! Plus, the way vic licks his lips before delivering the ‘half buttered bollock’ absolutely makes it!!
Bankrupt pug absolutely done me
Like a bankrupt pug, I enjoyed that.
Jack Dee: The human Grumpy Cat.
Jack, with your face like a "Not tonight, Henry."
Got to love Jacks Face
Jar of tinned trout can never be beaten
A bankrupt pug 😂😂😂
I've never been so excited to click a related video before. Thank you for your hard work
Like a jar of tinned trout is defo my fave that and the grieving cod 😂
That’s a little fishy!!!
With your face, like troubled magnets 🤣
“WOLVERINE!!!” 😂😂😂💀
I love being British.
With your face.... Like a forgotton tunnel
My favourite 🤣
The woman's laugh @2:53 One of those laughs that make you fall about laughing because it's fun
Notice how no one laughs at "Rogered Whittaker"! That was the funniest of the lot!!
"Doomed Horse".
Hahaha!
Scooby-Doo's Xmas dump 🤣🤣
It's a call back to the original Shooting Stars series of the nineties. Jack's chair on Team A used to be occupied by Mark Lamarr. Both men have a reputation for being miserable and were teased by Vic and Bob because of it. Whenever Vic questioned Mark, Bob would chime in with "He's a nineteen fifties throwback", "He's a cheeky cockney grease ball" or a variant in that same singsong voice.
Well done for putting this together, I was considering doing something like this myself but I'm relieved to see somebody put the effort in!
Like a swindled partridge
I just spent 7 minutes solid CACKING my pants.
This is the only time I've ever seen Jack Dee smile.
With your face like a "...not tonight, Henry"
Like a difficult flannel... that just tickled me for some reason hehehe
I love Jack's dress sense.
"Jack; with your face like a grieving cod" "Like a hobbit with a cottage pie" And Jack's reaction is just like -__- ... :') Hilarious!
Thank god I'm from the UK. As much as I love US comedy, (Simpsons, Friends, Family guy/american Dad,) I don't think "foreign"humour will EVER Make me laugh as much as this. I literally cried with laughter for 7 mins !!
The Simpsons is British-level satire. Wow, 8 year old comment warranting replies
Like a sundried fart haha!
Thanks so much for this upload, I watch it at least once a day, funniest thing I've seen in ages!
I really miss this show
I can't believe Britain's pre-eminent broadcaster spend public money on this show. Bravo.
Like a turkish fiddling cup
"Like a cowpokes' potty"
A methane investigation is hilarious
my favorite is "a half buttered bollock"
yeah, also he loves to annoy jack, as jack is easily pissed off lol
Like a Balding Cactus.
jack with your face like a grieving cod
Difficult flannel and fudge magnet are my favourites
Knackered puffin. 🤣
Probably one of the funniest thing ive watched!!
Like a quadriplegic tree surgeon
Like a fuseless socket
Like a singed moustache
Like a soured fruit corner
Like a misspelled surname
Like an adhesiveless envelope
Like a bounced cheque
Like an incorrect translation
Like a bodged patio
....... like a gloomy Welsh monument.
The incredible thing about these put downs is that this is the 1st time anyone has heard these insults including Vic Reeves!! You can see his brian turning. 😂
UNDILUTED TIZER
They used to do it to Mark Lamarr all the time when he was Team A captain - tis tradition
‘Disused slot’ gets my vote.
Face like a well old hifi 😂😂😂😂
Rogered Whittaker and Turkish Fiddling Cup are top ones for me!!
"with your face like a basic equation".. lol
like a soft boiled fart
Like a leaking tin can of expired dreams.
Like a basic equation 😂😂
his reaction's are epic
I'm a simple man, it's Hobo's Minge for me.
A " not tonight Henry "
5:36 With your face like...
WOLVERINEEEEE! Cutlery for fingerrrsss!!
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....suit yourself!
Like a fire-damaged doily :D
It was for Mark Lamarr in the early days when he was a captain, Cause he's a 1950's Binman.
"He's a greasy lover!"
Like a crate of wrotten memories 😅😅😅
Love Shooting Stars. Some for sale to them; Face like a failed MOT. Like a mouldy dish cloth. Like a spent force.
‘….like a forgotten tunnel….’
My favorites are "difficult flannel" and "methene investigation".
I saw him doing I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue at the Fringe and it's funny when he cracks up and breaks his deadpan personality.
like a Londis cabbage.
A world weary Onion! OMG I'm dying