[Spoilers] Golden Wind - The Fates of All La Squadra Members

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  • @Omeg4307
    @Omeg4307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20629

    9:11

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      DeMoN Lama TV that hurts

    • @kaleke8335
      @kaleke8335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

      MAXIMILIANSCLONE nr.69 bro you named yourself after a TH-camr and took their picture, you aren’t that much better

    • @craiginatorjones8357
      @craiginatorjones8357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      @@kaleke8335 And Maximillianmus is a fortnite youtuber

    • @raffif.h2790
      @raffif.h2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      I rate that arrivederci 9/11

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Craiginator Jones nah originally he was an OW TH-camr

  • @polariz5780
    @polariz5780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12905

    Risotto: **carefully explaining about people with multiple personalities**
    Doppio: 𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑯

    • @koffinglolface1000
      @koffinglolface1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      Doppio: *Scream in agony*

    • @sumdud2129
      @sumdud2129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      How do you get that font?

    • @NateTheTailor
      @NateTheTailor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Also is the orange stuff coming out of doppio rust or blood

    • @dripexe6012
      @dripexe6012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Nathaniel Taylor Blood, it just lost a lot of iron so that’s why it looks orangish

    • @NateTheTailor
      @NateTheTailor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@dripexe6012 imagine if he just shoved oranges in in his skin 🍊

  • @leo0nn949
    @leo0nn949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16109

    Risotto should’ve won
    Risotto should’ve won
    Risotto should’ve won

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

      You are not wrong, poor child

    • @spiderspartianProductions
      @spiderspartianProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +924

      Rissoto should have won

    • @AscendedZenith
      @AscendedZenith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

      help Definitely,he could have instantly killed him by using Metallica and spawn razor blades in Doppio’s heart

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      @@AscendedZenith doppio should've been dead well before the fight concluded. Man spawned a pair of scissors in his throat forcing him to rip them out. Doppio being able to fight past a few minutes was nonsense

    • @crick_nerd1550
      @crick_nerd1550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@tylerlackey1175 doppio would die but Diavolo will survive for sure, if doppio personality went of Diavolo would get the complete control and Risotto would get kill because he even know what happened with him.

  • @sam2021
    @sam2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    Purple Haze out here sounding like an angry enderman.

    • @trollboard8759
      @trollboard8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      *angery purple enderhaze noises*

    • @souldanny.
      @souldanny. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He basically is one

    • @stickytoes9230
      @stickytoes9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE MILK THANKYOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HERES SOME CHOCCY MILK
      BECAUSE YOURE EPIC

    • @rosalie2948
      @rosalie2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if purple haze is an enderman then 2 things.
      1. enderman are fucking scary
      2. I'll never be able to see an enderman the same way again

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    Sorbet's death is so terrible when you think about it. He was fully conscious when they started cutting his toes and made their way up, cut through the bones and tissue, with a knife.
    Yikes

    • @YujinOnYT
      @YujinOnYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He wouldnt feel it tho unless he wake up

    • @diegoleonel1595
      @diegoleonel1595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@YujinOnYT he was awake, the screams are not of Gelato cuz he was tied up and those was really clear screams sooo...

    • @Crocalu
      @Crocalu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      If it's any consolation, the pain and blood loss would make someone pass out pretty fast

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The baaaaallsss

    • @Hassan_2603
      @Hassan_2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aziatouchsilent8507 agreed

  • @PanD0rA_
    @PanD0rA_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7972

    I like the fact that Bruno’s gang killed the traitors just to become traitors like them.

    • @bencealbert4779
      @bencealbert4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

      La squadra had different goals

    • @2643-w8i
      @2643-w8i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +966

      Bence Albert
      True, but if they had betrayed the boss earlier they could’ve actually worked together

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      the thing is la squadra likely had completely different ideals and ways they wanted to run the gang compared to gionio

    • @nikiardo
      @nikiardo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      @@NeostormXLMAX If I remember correctly they felt like the boss and the rest of Passione did not treat them with respect even when they did most of the dirty assasination work. Diavolo paid them a really small amount compared to what he was keeping and he even refused to give them their own territory so that's why they decided to overthrow him.

    • @2643-w8i
      @2643-w8i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Murch and Dice
      Wtf are you doing here If you’re still on part 1?!?!?

  • @keeshinlim7242
    @keeshinlim7242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3439

    Risotto: this had been confirmed in 16th century germany!
    Stroheim: GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST

  • @xxdenkenxx
    @xxdenkenxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3637

    Rest In Peace, La Squadra, and welcome to the true man's world

    • @dislikebotton7360
      @dislikebotton7360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Would have love to see them in steel ball run

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I loved la squadra...

    • @lancdanc
      @lancdanc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@illusoghiaccio **non ha senso dire queste cose in inglese per poi aggiungere una parola a caso in italiano**

    • @doctorlime380
      @doctorlime380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They could have helped so much with finding Diavolo.

    • @bonemanthebonegod8081
      @bonemanthebonegod8081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mannnnnndom

  • @angelaly6470
    @angelaly6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    Honestly, Ghiaccio and Risotto are genuinely cool characters with some BADASS fucking stands and I wish I could see more of them

    • @Bloudes
      @Bloudes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Risotto yes but Ghiaccio is annoying

    • @yourlocalmoron4832
      @yourlocalmoron4832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@Bloudes to each their own

    • @amaxax0106
      @amaxax0106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      what about pesci?

    • @Silly_AM
      @Silly_AM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Bloudes white album Is still a pretty good stand tho

    • @EC-hf8ui
      @EC-hf8ui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Bloudes I personally find it interesting to see a villain who is extremely competent while not being the typical calm and cool headed mastermind

  • @Phoenixdown37
    @Phoenixdown37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7091

    Man, Risotto would have ended the series right there if he had just kept quiet.

    • @bedonbutter5749
      @bedonbutter5749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      Not breathed

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

      Big Jaym if ghiaccio didn’t whine all of them would be alive

    • @cloudyday362
      @cloudyday362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +827

      If risotto himself fought the Bruno gang he would of single-handedly killed most of them saving his gang.

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      @@cloudyday362 OR they would team up since their goal is to attack the Boss anyway

    • @jameswestern3931
      @jameswestern3931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      @@cernos7230 Even if they did team up their end goal after the boss is completely different and they would fight and kill each other anyway

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9341

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Risotto got robbed of victory so goddamn hard.

    • @bernardolima3065
      @bernardolima3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Wait until you get to part 7, there you'll see the biggest shutdown

    • @adamastos1500
      @adamastos1500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      George Gombas thing is, in that fight doppio was fighting and didn’t have full king crimson. If diavolo was out he would’ve fucking wiped the floor with him.

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @George Gombas Right, but soooooo wrong bro. Diavolo had that fight in the bag. Imagine that scene with Aerosmith with Giorno's theme instead of the Boss's, and instead of him being a "coward", all of a sudden he's just outplayed Risotto instead of hiding behind Bruno's gang. The Boss ain't the Boss for no reason, and if he'd gone 100 from the start, Mr. Nero would have been toast.

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @Software Legend That's why I said "right but so wrong". Was he a coward? Yes. But the guy can't be underestimated: even ONLY epitaph + the ARMS, not ability of KC were enough to nearly corner Risotto.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      George Gombas king crimson isnt even a strong stand aside from time skip, its defence and speed are lackluster, star platinum and crazy diamond can pulverize it in close combat

  • @williamsmith-l.4201
    @williamsmith-l.4201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    They're probably smiling down from the afterlife at Diavolo's fate

    • @atonxment2868
      @atonxment2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      La Squadra waiting for Diavolo to join the game would be like
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      ...

    • @JV-pt6ht
      @JV-pt6ht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Diavolo doesent even get any form of afterlife its just never ending pain. At least Kars can stop thinking and kinda die.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@atonxment2868 diavolo eventually joins
      LA SQUADRA THEME PLAYS

    • @fanboygamer3e
      @fanboygamer3e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Really Diavolo got the worst ending out of any villain in JoJo. Karz might have gotten lost in space, DIO might have exploded from the inside out, Kira might have gotten sent to god knows where, Pucci might have gotten a full on reset just like everyone else who died in part 6, Valentine might have gotten trapped in a single spot throughout all of space time, But Diavolo’s fate is worse than any kind of hell the others might have been sent to when they died.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@JV-pt6ht
      Not kinda die, he literally just turns his brain off and stops believing in pain.
      He may not even breathe in space, but he doesn't have to be tortured knowing he could die at any moment only to NOT die, but keep the pain of death, like the stab wounds and the liver donation.
      I personally rather be Kars here than Diavolo.

  • @whatdoiwrite123
    @whatdoiwrite123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    Everyone else: had tragic and dramatic deaths
    Junior: *B I K E*

    • @atijohn8135
      @atijohn8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Melone: bit by a random snake

    • @aninstrument2803
      @aninstrument2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@atijohn8135 Golden *W I N D* 's snake

    • @JohnnysBrainfart4372
      @JohnnysBrainfart4372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@aninstrument2803 you mean Golden *E X P I E R E N C E*

    • @insensitivity2471
      @insensitivity2471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If so then only risotto would have joined them cause the others are dead

    • @slashneo5604
      @slashneo5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@trashbag1108 junior is babyface

  • @ThunderingSkies-w8h
    @ThunderingSkies-w8h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6235

    I feel like a lot of people don't understand the point of Diavolo's and Risotto's behaviors in this fight. Risotto was not being cocky by just constantly damaging Doppio instead of killing him, he was trying to torture him so he would start talking about the Boss's identity because he thought Doppio was his utmost trusted subordinate. If Diavolo would overtake Doppio's body to fight Risotto he'd just give up his identity and then Nero would camouflage and run away and then wait for a better opportunity to kill him.

    • @awesomegone4408
      @awesomegone4408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      Which means he could’ve (and should’ve) won

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      @@awesomegone4408 He could've, but that goes for every fight.

    • @arminibrahimovic1289
      @arminibrahimovic1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@awesomegone4408 Um one sentence for ya " KING CRIMSON NO NOURYOKU"

    • @lipeater4443
      @lipeater4443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      @@awesomegone4408 pesci would’ve won if he didn’t stop the train
      melone would have won if he reacted to the snake at all
      ghiacco actually was backed into a corner there, if giorno was faster his ass would’ve been beaten harder
      junior would’ve won if anime seconds weren’t 2 minutes long

    • @awesomegone4408
      @awesomegone4408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the stickman adventure show tru

  • @martingonzalezsilva4263
    @martingonzalezsilva4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6256

    Kills Assists
    Narancia:2 Abbachio:1
    Giorno:2 Giorno:1
    Bruno:2 Mista:2
    Fugo:1 Secco:1
    Cioccolata:1
    Bossu kills
    Giorno:INFINITO

    • @andstuff7661
      @andstuff7661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      @Burak
      Cioccolata:1
      Gelato:1

    • @ahmednasr3552
      @ahmednasr3552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Mista:0

    • @Hikaru0kamiki
      @Hikaru0kamiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Mista: 4

    • @nielsisback
      @nielsisback 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@ahmednasr3552 He gets like half a point for Pesci and Ghiaccio

    • @Chris-fj4wn
      @Chris-fj4wn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Narancia had like 4 and mista had 4 i believe

  • @thephen4778
    @thephen4778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4279

    _Main theme_ : **plays**
    _Villian_ : *Guess i'll die*

  • @htetaung7744
    @htetaung7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Part 3,4 minor villains:RETIRED!
    part 5 : FATALITY!

    • @bigginger244
      @bigginger244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Part 5 was much more cut throat than the other parts

    • @pietrogenovese3076
      @pietrogenovese3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And that's how mafia works

    • @ahmadreiza2827
      @ahmadreiza2827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pietrogenovese3076 and thats why by far out of 1-5 part of the anime series part 5 is my favorite

    • @Sinx-Ce
      @Sinx-Ce 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Part 6: I'm not even a villian and I'm dead😭😭😭😭

  • @thewindchicken3914
    @thewindchicken3914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9135

    Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 is probably the only anime where I was simultaneously cheering for the bad guy and the good guys.

    • @newmemer8070
      @newmemer8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

      La Squadra wasn't bad, both teams had same goal in mind, only that buccelatis found out right after they killed the hitmans

    • @aberrationeech.1838
      @aberrationeech.1838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      No one is good

    • @hakzource8660
      @hakzource8660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      Part 2’s Wammu has my respect as well

    • @shawn_99
      @shawn_99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      The only real bad guys were Diavolo, Cioccolata, Secco and maybe Polpo. The rest should have all teamed up to get to the boss, it would have been perfect

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@shawn_99 You just need Fugo or Rissotto to end the boss easily (And dying in the process)

  • @diobrando7120
    @diobrando7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7021

    Last word's of every JoJo villan before death
    "I've won!"

    • @carachamadofinger4640
      @carachamadofinger4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Rohan Kishibe

    • @din3928
      @din3928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@carachamadofinger4640 that were the last word of rohan before getting fucked up

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      What I hear is “CAN TANNA”

    • @gokusoloscope
      @gokusoloscope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@axolotl593 katta na*

    • @youraveragejojofan9979
      @youraveragejojofan9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Well right before you died you said "KONO DIO DA"

  • @timmyfung01
    @timmyfung01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    at 2:09, you can see Cioccolata and Secco dark shadow doing the torture killing, while in the manga, the "real killer" of Sorbet was never revealed, Sorbet's body just turned up and the reader was led to believe that "the boss" kills and cut Sorbet by himself. this scene is a nice touch to add on to the anime considering Cioccolata and Secco are both mentally sick who will do something like this. where as Diavolo character might be evil, but he isn't a sadist.
    this scene alone adds more sense to the story.

    • @yezdibulsara5177
      @yezdibulsara5177 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Even Diavolos like I ain't that bad while referring to them

    • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
      @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Diavolo even feels disgusted by them and only calls for their help when it's truly necessary

  • @shuichikina
    @shuichikina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4403

    Risotto's death was the most "bruh moment" death I've ever seen

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      I knew how it ended in the manga but it didnt hit home how laughable he got cucked until the anime. Shit made me angry

    • @vakanimates9208
      @vakanimates9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @phonegamerbr9669
      @phonegamerbr9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU already said thx for 1.5k likes this is...Life bitch

    • @wowygary5541
      @wowygary5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aww shit

    • @randomcontent9165
      @randomcontent9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Little did you know I used I used king crimson and skipped your comment! I also blew away 2 seconds of time so the explosion never happened!

  • @vincentdreemurr
    @vincentdreemurr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    part 5 villain: "yes, I won!"
    Giorno: *il vento d'oro*
    part 5 villain: _"sike..."_

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pucci: giorno I need your help destroying the joestars
      Aren't I joestar

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How about Zucchero who defeated Giorno at the exact moment that the Piano started?

    • @doadworks
      @doadworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "IVE WON" means DIE

  • @raidenkeify
    @raidenkeify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4815

    I didn't realize it was chocolate who murdered gelato and sorbet

    • @jcjamon4727
      @jcjamon4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      Fun fact: Gelato means Ice Cream in Italian.

    • @diegordi1394
      @diegordi1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

      Cioccolata killing Sorbe and Gelato is a detail David Production added in.

    • @adadjoke6252
      @adadjoke6252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Wow that joke is really good

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Paul Murphy of course secco is there why wouldnt he be with Mr. Chocolate

    • @Luiscastillo-ky1hp
      @Luiscastillo-ky1hp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Kinda looks like Secco's recording too. Which would be expected lol

  • @crazy-abe8465
    @crazy-abe8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Everyone : jotaro was in the most parts. Sorbet who was in 36 parts : WTF.

    • @Poloniium
      @Poloniium ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Highway Star: 🙄

    • @Skull19O1
      @Skull19O1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      36 parts?

    • @lastnamefirstname1962
      @lastnamefirstname1962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was cut up ​@@Skull19O1

    • @VibinGoomy
      @VibinGoomy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Skull19O1he was chopped into 36 parts by Cioccolata

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@VibinGoomyOH 😭😭😬 god that’s so morbid 😭

  • @zahando1576
    @zahando1576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3653

    Best kill goes to..
    ...fugo holy shit man that was brutal you basically melted hee hee man

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      *FUCK YOU*
      HE'S NOT MJ

    • @geckyoin
      @geckyoin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@БогданКрименюк until you found out that his stand is a reference to MJ

    • @geckyoin
      @geckyoin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@БогданКрименюк YOU ARE A REFERENCE

    • @wowgaming_lul716
      @wowgaming_lul716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@БогданКрименюк looks like he got heehee'd into the wind. Like a certain *Golden Wind*

    • @wowgaming_lul716
      @wowgaming_lul716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@БогданКрименюк Dude these puns need to *Beat it.*

  • @bonnjust4001
    @bonnjust4001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9180

    If this makes any of you happy, Rissoto probably killed Diavolo in one of his death loops.

    • @Ignited176
      @Ignited176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

      He got killed like this
      Death#17: Punishment by Risotto
      Death#36: Killed by Illuso
      Death#109: Curbstomped by Formaggio
      And most brutally
      Death#120: Purple Haze

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

      Death #420: Emperor/King Crimson has enough and snaps it's own neck

    • @heheboi_wah7511
      @heheboi_wah7511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      Death 790# Diavolo from past Kills Diavolo

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Death 1015: cheap trick reaps off his back

    • @Ignited176
      @Ignited176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Death#13 LALI HOOOOO
      get it?

  • @Fluskar
    @Fluskar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4952

    Narancia killed risotto, and then the boss killed narancia.
    If narancia didn't kill risotto, then risotto would've killed the boss, then narancia wouldn't have died.

    • @darkhoodedguy1485
      @darkhoodedguy1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      b0ss planned it out tho

    • @joaschway1351
      @joaschway1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

      Abbachio would still be alive too

    • @ericdravennevermore2566
      @ericdravennevermore2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      played stupid, won stupid

    • @YaBoiDoc
      @YaBoiDoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Risotto is no match to Diavolo. King Crimson’s Time Erasure is invincible.

    • @YaBoiDoc
      @YaBoiDoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      But he would still kill Doppio so you get a point there.

  • @BlackMagic678
    @BlackMagic678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Part 3: Journey around Egypt
    Part 4: Great days in Morioh
    Part 5: *Murder*

    • @aredes7476
      @aredes7476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Part 4: *Murder*

    • @pharaohboy8657
      @pharaohboy8657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Part 1: Castlevania
      Part 2: Fighting aztec gods with hamon and german science

    • @fjrz692
      @fjrz692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pharaohboy8657 Part 2: Ally with n4z1s to kill the last aztecs

    • @diavolo5640
      @diavolo5640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pharaohboy8657 Johnathan is Leon Belmont

    • @parinwanttoplay909
      @parinwanttoplay909 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Part 6 : *mass murder*

  • @zenny8877
    @zenny8877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    2:09 cool tiny detail, ciocolatta is the one chopping up sorbet.

    • @14thmoonn
      @14thmoonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Damn i didnt notice before

    • @elifbayraktar826
      @elifbayraktar826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

      And Secco is there recording all the shit too.

    • @roybs848
      @roybs848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      I would have never noticed that on my own. Makes that couple even worse then what was actually shown.

    • @panormitis7011
      @panormitis7011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That was also anime only

    • @radioaktivman8661
      @radioaktivman8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao

  • @softie2258
    @softie2258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Honestly during the Sorbet and Gelato part, Diavolos theme made me shiver.
    It’s kind of terrifying.

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pretty much..

    • @gamergirlpiss319
      @gamergirlpiss319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ok but like im just realizing this
      Look at that hair
      Did he have Cioccolata do his dirty work????
      That makes this even more sick imo

    • @kwacer3640
      @kwacer3640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@gamergirlpiss319 In the manga, it wasn't specified who Diavolo sent to kill sorbet and gelato. David productions put cioccolata there themselves. And yes it is indeed Cioccolata

    • @gamergirlpiss319
      @gamergirlpiss319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah i definitely didn’t remember that in the manga so it makes sense it would only just now catch my eye. The anime is so freakin good wth 😭

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gamergirlpiss319 Cioccolatta himself mentioned that he did this many times to the point where he knew we which vessels to block in order to keep the victim alive as long as possible.. therefore making him be able to cut himself to pieces while maintaining his blood in order to stay alive.
      now tbh... i wished if they showed a glimpse of a flashback showing cioccolatta doing that horrible shit to sorbet while saying these words.. O.o

  • @tricksterzyro3230
    @tricksterzyro3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    La Sqaudra has a lot of brutal deaths.
    Pesci had his neck broken and turned into pieces.
    Illuso went out rotting due to the Purple Haze's virus.
    Ghaccio's neck was impaled.
    Man, some of these deaths are something you would see in Final Destination.

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Gelato died in a VERY FUCKING DISGUSTING way and man sorbet got every piece of his body chopped

    • @concernednoiseo1909
      @concernednoiseo1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Prosciutto was maimed and dragged for miles stuck in the wheels of the train

    • @randomwanderingstranger293
      @randomwanderingstranger293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      melone got bit in the tongue of a snake and died to that.

    • @concernednoiseo1909
      @concernednoiseo1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@randomwanderingstranger293 kinky

    • @randomwanderingstranger293
      @randomwanderingstranger293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@concernednoiseo1909 maybe

  • @lancestryker
    @lancestryker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    12:10
    It is said that by putting medicine under your tongue, it is absorbed faster. This is known as sublingual medication. In that sense, with the snake biting Melone's tongue, the venom has travelled a great distance, proving fatal.

    • @ericqunheng7538
      @ericqunheng7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can’t take in the knowledge u just said

    • @dummy3467
      @dummy3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@ericqunheng7538 In summary, when snek bite tongue, poison takes effect faster.

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dummy3467 Can you shorten even more?

    • @dummy3467
      @dummy3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@InnocentC0 poisonous tongue bite = faster death

    • @highjumpkick999
      @highjumpkick999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@InnocentC0 snek + tang = fast ouchie

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8890

    Stardust Crusaders: Retirement Home
    Diamond is Unbreakable: Friendship is Magic
    Golden Wind: *straight up murder*

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      More like: mortal kombat level killing

    • @bigounce9010
      @bigounce9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Underrated

    • @dylananderson5711
      @dylananderson5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Peace was never an option

    • @LOLITAPLAYER
      @LOLITAPLAYER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I see this meme from instagram

    • @erdnadx738
      @erdnadx738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Friendship is magic 😂

  • @amistrecer
    @amistrecer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    9:24 I love how Bruno stays next to Prosciutto's dead body for a while, that shows how high quality person he is

    • @chrissmith5961
      @chrissmith5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Bruno is 1080p and the others are pure garbage

    • @moderncrusader1150
      @moderncrusader1150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      @@chrissmith5961 Part 5 has the best main cast with every character being developed perfectly like Abbachio finding redemption from his past or Trish gaining the self confidence that awakened her stand . And Araki said that Mista is one of his favourite characters . Even the minor villains in Part 5 , like Prosciutto and Risotto , were unique and interesting and had a genuine bond between them

    • @chrissmith5961
      @chrissmith5961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@moderncrusader1150 I was joking but ok, it’s funny to see Giorno standing up for everyone lol

    • @bummbummist3607
      @bummbummist3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also bruno:
      So i litteraly murdered your of friend live and robbed u of everything, your mentor, your friend, your motivation *EVERYTHING* and im also gonna shit talk but once ur getting angry at me your a piece of shit chocolatta level

    • @Kai-gw1qn
      @Kai-gw1qn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@moderncrusader1150 I know this is late and all but hottake: Mista is a shit character literally all he does is just shoot and miss and need giorno to help him I don’t think he even got character development at all if he didn’t exist there wouldn’t be a big difference anyways

  • @shuttheup7391
    @shuttheup7391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I feel bucci would negotiate with risotto to kill the boss if they had a talk.

    • @yvethsan2x
      @yvethsan2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Exactly

    • @sukhoilauncher9925
      @sukhoilauncher9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      B u c c i

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      They could talk. But La Squadra wanted to continue to sell drugs.
      The final battle of Brunos gang vs Diavolo is already intense as heck, imagine if it had a 3°Faction trying to take the power of Passione.

    • @filhotedepapagaio4570
      @filhotedepapagaio4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@laughingarrancar6859 the final battle would be someting like: Bruno and Giorno vs Risotto vs Diavolo (maybe Doppio)

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@filhotedepapagaio4570 Also with Mista and Trish supporting Giorno and Bruno. Mista of course helping with long ranged attacks and now that I think about Trish's Spice Girl is the perfect counter for Risotto's Mettalica.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    The only comfort I took in Risotto's death was the fact that he probably got Diavollo back in one of his deaths.

    • @MrHAH-cd9ku
      @MrHAH-cd9ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      His whole team probably got to defeat Diavalo many times over.

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4782

    Buccaratis crew: “kills people trying to find out the boss’s identity”
    Also buccaratis crew: “finds out the boss’s identity”
    La squadra: *visible confusion*

    • @mgrm77
      @mgrm77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      It's called emperor ploto requiem
      Ability:increase the length of the story by adding instead of erasing time

    • @kakyoin9688
      @kakyoin9688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      To be perfectly fair the la squadia bits were to protect Trish before Bruno and the gang went against the boss cause he tried to kill trish then they wanted to fight against the boss

    • @theinfamousnimrod
      @theinfamousnimrod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      la squadra wanted the drug route. Even if they could help bruno, their interests conflicted regardless.

    • @kirboderbo3988
      @kirboderbo3988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If they teamed up they could have easily killed the boss

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@kirboderbo3988 Well, a 1 vs 1 battle between Fugo and Diavolo, or Rissotto vs Diavolo could have ended with the both opponents dying (Of course if they were seriously going to kill each other in the beginning)

  • @Egg_79
    @Egg_79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    13:02 that voice crack hurt me

    • @chickennuggets1990
      @chickennuggets1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Okamoto's voice cracks are the sounds of heavenly angels wtf do u mean they're pure and would never hurt anyone

    • @Satrumt
      @Satrumt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      th-cam.com/video/ubePFY4ma50/w-d-xo.html imo this is funnier xd despite the fact that isn't Daisuke Ono

    • @thanhvcl1238
      @thanhvcl1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nandanteeeeeeeee

    • @gunscotthdgaming69420
      @gunscotthdgaming69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bakugo when he realizes he is going to be jojo character

    • @연니-m4c
      @연니-m4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's nandatte not nandante

  • @barossoscruzados1028
    @barossoscruzados1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    Gold Experience: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
    Sticky Finger: ARI ARI ARI ARI
    Purple Haze: HDAKSOAKSKSAIAHSOABSJSBS

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Sending the dismembered body to his friends to be pieced together like a puzzle is pretty fucking brutal.

    • @eLite-Tiss91
      @eLite-Tiss91 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Morel of the story....Money ain't worth this zhit

  • @zachi4.051
    @zachi4.051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    Sorbet: *Died because got chopped into pieces*
    Gelato: *Died because used the handkachief to kill himself*
    Formaggio: *Got killed by Narancia and Aerosmith*
    Illuso: *Died because of Purple Haze's Virus*
    Pesci: *Got chopped into pieces by Bruno Bucciarati*
    Prosciutto: *Got crashed between train's wheels*
    Junior: *Killed by Giorno Giovanna*
    Melone: *Got killed by a snake made by Golden Experince*
    Ghiaccio: *Killed by Giorno Giovanna*
    Risotto Nero: *Defeated by Aerosmith and got killed by Diavolo in Doppio's body*

    • @WillWilliams420
      @WillWilliams420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aliyah82 It is.

    • @polkaparty245
      @polkaparty245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Gelato died after choking on his own vomit, not despair

    • @risotao6825
      @risotao6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Damn spy, impersonating me without my permission...

    • @chi_inverted
      @chi_inverted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *peace*

    • @jameslawley7587
      @jameslawley7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Experimce

  • @shaderu3402
    @shaderu3402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    Goddammit, now I’m sad over Risotto all over again. Best part 5 character, yeeted out of existence by an orange. Why, Araki, why

    • @gustavodomiciano3816
      @gustavodomiciano3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fact

    • @balfali1959
      @balfali1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Supimpa I mean he was close to killing Diavolo

    • @guidomista559
      @guidomista559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@balfali1959 *Doppio, he can't do anything against Diavolo

    • @dawsonraynes5927
      @dawsonraynes5927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same fucking thing with Jonathan

    • @jupiter_4573
      @jupiter_4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m the best orange

  • @aceventurasspear22
    @aceventurasspear22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Illuso: “If I can block this punch I’ll survive!”
    Purple Haze: lmao no

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LOL GET REKT N00B

    • @Striking_Salmon
      @Striking_Salmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The next fews second : 5:08

  • @itaasaori
    @itaasaori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    The way bruno reacts to seeing Prosciutto dead breaks my heart so deeply, is like they known each other from before.
    same thing goes with the reaction of risotto hearing the boss speaking about how humillating it would be to die in front of bucciarati, i kinda feel he goes even more enraged against diavolo for trying to manipulate him into thinking bucciarati would look down on him for dying, it feels like an insult, and risotto knows it very well.
    It really pains me to think that they knew each other before and had to kill each other in such a ruthless way.

    • @HHopebringer
      @HHopebringer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Prosciutto and Bruno had just had a knuckle-dragger of a fight, and Prosciutto went from holding Buccellati in his contempt to realizing he'd make an amazing capo. Unfortunately, fate dictated they had to fight.

    • @thevoid5696
      @thevoid5696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fimme a timestamp, please

    • @konim4125
      @konim4125 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thevoid5696 kinda late but here they are: 9:26 Bruno looking at Prosciutto's body & 17:48 Diavolo talking to Risotto about how embarassing would be if Bucciarati found him dying

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    WAIT
    CIOCCOLATA WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED SORBET AND GELATO
    AND SECCO IS FILMING
    Damn that's foreshadowing

    • @playerslayer1787
      @playerslayer1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t get it

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      {タイラー} ok then Mr smartass, explain it rather than calling the poor kid an idiot
      Or could it be you don’t know how to explain it

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @{タイラー} but why don't you explain it? Bruh.

    • @Savantqqqq
      @Savantqqqq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @{タイラー} you are weebo with no attitude kinda garbage

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @{タイラー} dumbass doesn't explain

  • @MrRedDaBestGuy
    @MrRedDaBestGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    Bruh Melone had it easy while everybody else was like: *AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

    • @molecularnut6122
      @molecularnut6122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      melone are my fav villian in vento aureo tho

    • @mariajoseguerragonzalez4119
      @mariajoseguerragonzalez4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Others are in literall hell while him is just sayinf di molto

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Melone wasn't exactly that bad of a guy, seeing as he only harmed two people, and one of them was necessary to activate his stand

    • @krimsonking1120
      @krimsonking1120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicco had it the worst

    • @RandomThings12
      @RandomThings12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Hemet1725 the man forcefully infertilizes people with his stand mate

  • @alixlegend7952
    @alixlegend7952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    02:10 THAT’S CIOCCOLATTA AND SECCO, HOW DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO REALIZE

    • @trinidadiannerd
      @trinidadiannerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Damn that was some foreshadowing

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If u saw Giorno versus Ciocollatta and if u remembered his hairstyle,u would have knew it was him

    • @lisa_9845
      @lisa_9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woww wth

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Secco be like:📽️

    • @ric7078
      @ric7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lorantpapp07 bruh secco number 1 camera man.

  • @sstargazerss
    @sstargazerss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Honestly feel bad for Pesci and Prosciutto. In his last moments, he told he would watch over Pesci and he failed.

  • @starstruck7086
    @starstruck7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3824

    Tbh, I feel bad for them tho. They only wanted to avenge their dead comrades so basically, want to kill the boss. I hope they just had a truce with Bruno’s team so that they can both kill diavolo.

    • @fellino8049
      @fellino8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Yea but risotto want sell drugs, and bucci hate that

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Fellino na risotto team is assassins group so selling drug doesn’t matter to them that much if it pay well. Maybe they will work under Giorno if he give them some high rank and pay them a lot

    • @mariushughes8906
      @mariushughes8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@thesgscout6112 their whole goal was to take over the drug circuit.

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Marius Hughes they are hitman so drug is not the problem with them, they hate the boss because he didn’t pay them enough or respect them so the first 2 member go out to blackmail diavolo but end up dying. After that there goal change from get more money to revenge

    • @AkameGaKillfan777
      @AkameGaKillfan777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No matter how you slice it, Bucciarati and his team were always going to face off against La Squadra in battle to the death.

  • @NintendodogsDream
    @NintendodogsDream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    Look how they massacred my boys 😩

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bro but im serious jojo was BY FAR the most violent anime i ever watched

    • @quincygraham1710
      @quincygraham1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You must be new around here...

    • @cristensullivan7301
      @cristensullivan7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      JoJos bizarre adventure is lowkey a literal massacre

    • @zoraz8255
      @zoraz8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@frosty5948 *BERSERK IN THE 90S*

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zoraz8255 dont know

  • @bruhhugo2183
    @bruhhugo2183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Everyone dies In gruesome way.
    Melone: S N A K E B I T E

    • @fishii8237
      @fishii8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How potent is that venom?! I don't think that potency is even possible.Maybe with the box jellyfish, but it kills in a few minutes, not 10 seconds

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fishii8237 it 3 seconds. 3 SECONDS

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@fishii8237 yeah but this is golden experience we are talking about. It can probably make the deadliest animals

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ahmed4363 EXTREMELY POISONOUS BULLET ANTS

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lmao1660 OH FUC-

  • @justtheaveragepersononthei2586
    @justtheaveragepersononthei2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Prosciutto basically watched Pesci get outsmarted and beaten to death in front of him in his final moments thinking Pesci would win

    • @co7769
      @co7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And also say the one thing he told Pesci not to say.

  • @thesupremebeing9829
    @thesupremebeing9829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    Stardust crusaders they said if u cant breathe u can't use ur stand
    Diavolo: Nope

    • @idontwannagotowork
      @idontwannagotowork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      when did they say it in sc? i only remember this rule for hamon

    • @Xndest
      @Xndest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Bucciarati :

    • @soreinor8840
      @soreinor8840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Omg I just realised that... risotto should've won...

    • @nahuelcardozo5
      @nahuelcardozo5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Diavolo was breathin but not as a healthy human

    • @soreinor8840
      @soreinor8840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Risotto said that he could either finish doppio, or just waited until he died. That means he was not getting enough oxygen to live much longer, which is definitely not enough to use king crimson's very stamina-costly ability.

  • @umarrashdan51
    @umarrashdan51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    1:21 From the looks of it, Ghiaccio was preparing to put on White Album

    • @joevincent1987
      @joevincent1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For what reason though?

    • @umarrashdan51
      @umarrashdan51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@joevincent1987 He's probably anticipating an ambush

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@umarrashdan51 He was just scared as shit. Only normal for you to arm yourself when you're feeling scared.

    • @umi_tao33
      @umi_tao33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It wouldn't suprise me that he did it out of anxiety. Id want to protect myself too if I saw one of my friends chopped up like a Damien Hirst sculpture.

    • @donversak7482
      @donversak7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thomas Ng it’s common and easy for someone to summon their stand when they feel like they have to defend themselves, or attack someone

  • @Oblikf
    @Oblikf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Ghiaccio: White Album is cannot be pierced with bullets and immune to GE’s punches
    Metal Pole: “So, you’ve chosen death.”

    • @mochachino56
      @mochachino56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Low caliber bullet*

    • @squilliamfancyson1080
      @squilliamfancyson1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No, you're mistaken. That was actually Metal Pole Requiem... much more powerful.

    • @ranibowspr1imkle
      @ranibowspr1imkle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      pole-nareff

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, the bullets did pierce the ice, but not deep enough. The first time Ghyakko got hit with the metal spike it didn't damage him, but it was Mista's and Giorno's constant barrage of hits that ended up carving the spike into his neck

  • @oo-sg3lx
    @oo-sg3lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Everyone: **traumatized after seeing the chopped up body of someone they worked with**
    Narrator: iT wAs a rAtHeR iNtEnSe waY oF gEtTinG kiLlEd

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Me: *YA THINK?*

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an MK veteran, that is a cute way to die

    • @lem1185
      @lem1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hemet1725 mk is a bad game i used to like it when i was childish

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lem1185 Gotta respect your opinion, but I like the game. Mk11 is 9/10 for me

    • @janmarcoperezbatres2203
      @janmarcoperezbatres2203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hemet1725 mk11 is trash. X was better

  • @kaytonusualshitposting
    @kaytonusualshitposting 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    Mam, i have a lot of Respect for La Squadra Especially for Prosciutto and Pesci

    • @dislikebotton7360
      @dislikebotton7360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @TuMadreee
      @TuMadreee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Mista Guido the pineapple and the Italian meat alright

    • @StarHorder
      @StarHorder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      oh my gosh yes! they are my favourite JoFoes! The writing makes it feel like they are actually siblings who depend on each other. and thats a really hard thing to do well. Prosciutto is an intimidating villain with an intimidating stand, while Pescis seems underpowered, when you see the hook enter a body, you realize just how quickly it can kill. Pesci

    • @skinat_3372
      @skinat_3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most of all I miss them

    • @nmeister007
      @nmeister007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I kinda just wish Pesci remained super focused and full of resolve until his death, rather than immediately losing the confidence he’d developed from Prosciutto

  • @mehavgoodhare1103
    @mehavgoodhare1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    9:27 y'know even bruno respects prosciutto.

    • @guidomista559
      @guidomista559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I mean they have similar roles and I think Bruno acknowledges that

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@guidomista559
      They are the moms

    • @guidomista559
      @guidomista559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ThisAUofReality Nah Rissoto is the mom of La squadra

    • @game_throweryt8452
      @game_throweryt8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That scene makes me want to cry for some reason

    • @tdaharold8539
      @tdaharold8539 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guidomista559 4 NOT ANYMORE

  • @apostolos_k
    @apostolos_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3245

    Risotto Nero has my respect. I've never respected a JoJo villain as much as Risotto. Good fight...
    Edit: Because 60 people reminded me, yes, I watched part 2, yes Wuamuu is second most respected. For me at least. Can you please stop saying "Wuamuu?" now please? :)
    Edit2: Bruford. Yes.

    • @Blappyboop
      @Blappyboop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      What about wamuu? :(

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Ringo? Rykiel? Prosciutto? Wekapipo?

    • @dragisadjuric4525
      @dragisadjuric4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Man said gf

    • @apostolos_k
      @apostolos_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@Blappyboop Fair enough. Also Wamuu.

    • @diamondwolf773
      @diamondwolf773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      (Spoilers) Yeah I respect Rissoto too.. he almost won but Narancia killed him with Aerosmith.. kinda angry about it

  • @RealLifeAsaMitaka
    @RealLifeAsaMitaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    1:57
    Satan orders chocolate to murder two other desserts 2001 colorized

  • @ShyGuy2005
    @ShyGuy2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    3:46 Coronavirus.exe really pulled up on Illuso and said æäàßđğaă

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The sound I made was inhuman. I sounded like Purple Haze on LSD.

    • @ssekiro8944
      @ssekiro8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@axolotl593 what, are you the va?

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said cola

    • @bigrffbluehhh9073
      @bigrffbluehhh9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neigh, i thought all members are dead

  • @HJ-zo2ch
    @HJ-zo2ch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    4:39 When I finish my test right before the chime. 4:48 When I realize there was a back side.

  • @Barple_Bapkins
    @Barple_Bapkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    13:01 he went through an entire puberty worth of voice cracks in the span of 3 seconds

  • @holiton576
    @holiton576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4024

    La Squadra were not villains. They were antagonists. They motivation was to take over passione. Giorno and co's motivation was to take over passione.

    • @MrJPLejeune
      @MrJPLejeune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes, your rigth.

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Bruh, imagine if both teams realized they want to take over Passione, so they agreed to split up the organization when they take it over with each other's help, imagine how much different would it been

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      @@theuniverse1158 i mean la squadra was still pretty terrible people, theyd probably have a few disagreements

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @@vierzehn575 and they both didn’t have the same ordeals as each other. Bruno team wanted to stop drug trade and la squadra wanted to take over the drug trade

    • @justapen9316
      @justapen9316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@ElMango14 but they only wanted to take over the drug trade because the boss wasn't paying them for what they were worth, or respecting them for what they were worth. If la Squadra had lived/succeeded in killing the boss and Giorno became the new boss, then Giorno could still get rid of the drugs, all he has to do is give la Squadra a bigger paycheck and respect them.

  • @unclesam5474
    @unclesam5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Yo imagine being the police tryna investigate what the hell happened after these fights 😂😂😂

    • @aklaaaultramarine3904
      @aklaaaultramarine3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      "Ay yo Marcello how the fuck did this guy get sliced and diced, and how he got zippers on his wounds???"

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      "Why the hell is this guy's body melted?

    • @harisqureshi1520
      @harisqureshi1520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ayo who lit the street up bruh

    • @oogabooga2552
      @oogabooga2552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@harisqureshi1520 "bro this guy got stabbed through a pole"

    • @lifesux1953
      @lifesux1953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@aklaaaultramarine3904 When melone sees Pesci's body the zippers are gone so it just appears to be a dismembered body, not to mention non stand users can't see stand effects unless they effect physical objects for example in star dust crusaders the police don't see avdol's flames

  • @jordanjoestar3474
    @jordanjoestar3474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Rissoto : *make boss almost die*
    Narancia : *Wait, you're too early*

  • @triplelgod6310
    @triplelgod6310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Honestly i just wish pesci didn’t die. He literally had his brother watching over him and shit; I feel so bad for Pesci.

    • @kinleyjohnston4102
      @kinleyjohnston4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I allways feel bad for pechi

    • @thechadpenguin5238
      @thechadpenguin5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kinleyjohnston4102 he was the only one in the group who was not a sadistic murderer or a pervert.

    • @Hymn_
      @Hymn_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thechadpenguin5238prosciutto?

  • @Soul-tz2ex
    @Soul-tz2ex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I'm so glad that Ciocolatta was made to suffer worse than Sorbet and Gelato. He was whining during the end of the rush.
    Giorno Giovanna is a blessing and a curse for being the saviour of Sorbet and Gelato's souls but a bomb against Ghiaccio and Melone.

    • @hughmann4307
      @hughmann4307 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But didn’t Giorno kill all of their friends tho

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Software Legend ok

    • @bartoszpiorkowski8763
      @bartoszpiorkowski8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why hate for Ciocolatta, tho? He was doing his job - protecting boss, and it's just that Sorbet and Gelato foolishly and seemingly with no preparation or thought they wanted to discover Boss's identity... it's not Ciocolatta's fault that he was doing his job - killing pesky, nosy kids and leaving strong message for others to not repeat their errors.
      I think that at the end of the day, all three of them got what they deserved.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 yes

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bartoszpiorkowski8763 i am not hating your opinion, it's okay to like a character, i alone love Ghiaccio who is a literally assasin, but i didn't try to cover his shit

  • @chonkusbearus8705
    @chonkusbearus8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    Star Platinum: Ora ora
    Silver Chariot: Hora Hora
    The World: Muda Muda!
    Magician's Red: *Squawk*
    Crazy Diamond: Dorararara
    Killer Queen: Shibo!/Shibobobobo!
    The Hand: *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB*
    Gold Experience: Muda Muda!
    Sticky Fingers: Ari ari ari! Arrivederci.
    Aerosmith: Vola Vola Vola! Volare Via.
    Purple Haze: *Just loud and autistic gibberish/screeching*
    Every part has the one stand with the weird stand cry

    • @oceanman9543
      @oceanman9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      LMFAOOOOOO AUTISTIC GIBBERISH IM DEAD 💀 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samuelwilliams9626
      @samuelwilliams9626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      What about moody blues?
      That's just angry fax noises

    • @jubairhuq5281
      @jubairhuq5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      actually PH’s cry is UBASHAAAAAAA but honestly it might as well be the same thing

    • @chonkusbearus8705
      @chonkusbearus8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@jubairhuq5281 Purple Haze says "OOBASHAAAA" literally once. The other times, he just yells out random autistic gibberish.

    • @chonkusbearus8705
      @chonkusbearus8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@oceanman9543 Oi Jotaro, you were able to defeat an immortal vampire that has a stand that can stop time and punch/kick at extreme speed but you weren't able to defeat:
      -A god damn rat
      -Some guy with a cat and a hand fetish
      -A turtle that asks you to look at its direction
      How about that?

  • @sendhelp5219
    @sendhelp5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    When everyone in your squadra all fails and dies and didn’t even kill a single person and now you’re the only one, that’s when shit really hits the fan.

    • @competitiveglueeater2112
      @competitiveglueeater2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Untrue, Pesci bodied that train conductor

    • @creightonofmirrah2479
      @creightonofmirrah2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Tbf, Ghiaccio, Melone, and Illuso got really close

    • @crimsonify4418
      @crimsonify4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@creightonofmirrah2479 they all got really close like bruno being a feet away from falling off a train

    • @creightonofmirrah2479
      @creightonofmirrah2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crimsonify4418 yeah

    • @aninstrument2803
      @aninstrument2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crimsonify4418 and Formaggio being able to kill Narancia at any second

  • @its_Criminal1
    @its_Criminal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    5:08 the fact that purple haze was used only once is so sad. He's my favourite stand in JoJo other than tusk

    • @ad-dk3md
      @ad-dk3md 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lotta ppl theorize that the cioccolata fight by the colosseum was supposed to be Giorno vs Fugo. Fugo was originally supposed to be a traitor to Bucciaratis group (confirmed), but Araki changed the plot point to Fugo staying bc the idea of Fugo betraying made Araki very sad. But it's interesting because Fugo's stand's disease is somewhat similar to Cioccolata's, and Ciocc. vs Giorno happens *right* before the final battles. Idk if I believe it but it is super cool to imagine such a big scale battle between Giorno and Fugo; two of the smartest characters in Jojo's

    • @thechadpenguin5238
      @thechadpenguin5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ad-dk3md it would be cool to have fugo vs giorno. A battle between old friends, the stand of rotting and death vs the stand of life.

  • @anndy3456
    @anndy3456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Wtf now i realized that the one who killed Sorbet and Gelato was Cioccolata

    • @patrickharleyofficial
      @patrickharleyofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      AnnDy there’s even secco filming it all

    • @Redzep2
      @Redzep2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @king elmo *on purpose, this scene was inspired by another scene where the second guy also killed himself so we wouldn't need to see his partner get murdered

    • @kassyyar97
      @kassyyar97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Redzep where does that scene come from? 😯

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      REALLY NIGGA
      ONLY NOW?

    • @guadaz2034
      @guadaz2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kassyyar97 from The Godfather

  • @KamishirasawaKatori
    @KamishirasawaKatori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    By far, Risotto Nero is my favourite minor villain in whole Jojo franchise

    • @descargarelarchivo8506
      @descargarelarchivo8506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mine is ringo roadagain

    • @JoelGarcia-lu3tw
      @JoelGarcia-lu3tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes the best in the anime

    • @lemonhead19
      @lemonhead19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jerson Castillo We talkin the whole horse?

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lemonhead19 yeah fam we talking about the whole ass horse

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bruh-vd1pp The entire stallion was pretty cool ngl
      Wish he made a cameo in part 6 and sucked made in heaven's horse cock

  • @pikes-ten
    @pikes-ten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    If La Squadra and Bruno’s team wouldve teamed up, Diavolo probably wouldn’t even be the boss

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      La squadra alone could defeat diavolo (alone) with ease , but a team vs team would be pretty difficult , though white album completely destroys crush , and mitm could just bring Carne to the mirror world , even if he died , B.I.G still would be in the mirror world , risotto could kill secco from inside

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      . Ciociolatta? Beachy boi , Talking head? Well , everything goes . Formaggio could try to shrink b.i.g , the only one who i find a bit useless is prosciutto , heck even teaming with ghiaccio makes his ability useless , kind of.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I forgot about melone , uhh....
      An army of baby faces vs Diavolo?
      King crimson , kc's range is E , even if Melone fails , we still have Pesci.

    • @pikes-ten
      @pikes-ten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO very true

    • @ЗелимханМахмудов-с1щ
      @ЗелимханМахмудов-с1щ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@illusoghiaccio melone could take couple of blood from trish and make a perfect weapon against boss with his babyface, that why they wanted to take her

  • @ИльяФедорец-ю4л
    @ИльяФедорец-ю4л 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    why didnt anybody notised Formaggio"s badass joke before he died? "I bet you didnt expected such a dificult shopping didnt ya ?" In Russia we appreciate such a contempt to your loosing.

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

  • @dacrasherz4866
    @dacrasherz4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    The whole jojo's bizarre adventure anime/manga is just an ultimate "dont celebrate to early" Compilation

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s also a big Spotify playlist before Spotify

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, like, when illuso was like: haha i won, i blocked your punch. And then he get melted

  • @ShazamKaktorai
    @ShazamKaktorai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    La Squadra: we want to defeat the boss
    Bruno: us either
    La Squadra: Let's team up then
    Bruno: no

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      soo you mean to tell me all of this could have been prevented if they would just sit down and talk?

    • @ShazamKaktorai
      @ShazamKaktorai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Cernos actually yes

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ShazamKaktorai They all could have been shafflin in the end while playing the Main Theme

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Nero: Lets team up.
      Bruno: but you want to sell drugs. Sorry but me ans Giorno won't allow that.
      Nero: SHIT

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 It's like you never even watched part 5 lol

  • @zombiederpster
    @zombiederpster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I love how much respect Diavolo has for Risotto at the end. He offered him a choice of death at his hands with honour, or let Bruno's team finish him off, and he went out on his own terms. He knew at that point there were no other options and went for a last-ditch effort of taking him down with him. Obviously, it didn't work, since king crimson busted, but he acknowledges that he went down with honour.
    Where ever La Squadra is now, I'm sure they took pride in Risotto's actions and were probably glad to see him again.

    • @jaoofy
      @jaoofy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but that was a dumb move on Diavolo's part, because if the boss ran and let Bruno's team come then he could have told them the bosses name (well doppio isn't the bosses name but its good enough)

  • @danielscott7514
    @danielscott7514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I just realized that Risotto could've won if he hadn't been monologuing (a mistake made by all villains)

  • @obliviouspotato8545
    @obliviouspotato8545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    “This was a silent message from the boss”
    And the message was 🖕

    • @nome_3999
      @nome_3999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      187 likes and no reply after 11 months?

    • @realkingtoast
      @realkingtoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gud_boi9787 mah it'd be funnier if they just got a letter from the boss with a poorly drawn picture of a middle finger

  • @boatarde2728
    @boatarde2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    0:12 Sorbet and Gelato (Killed by: Secco and Cioccolata)
    2:41 Formaggio (Killed by: Narancia)
    3:39 Illuso (Killed by: Fugo)
    5:29 Pesci and Prosciutto (Killed by: Bucciarati)
    9:34 Junior (Killed by: Giorno)
    11:04 Melone (Killed by: Giorno)
    12:27 Ghiaccio (Killed by: Giorno)
    13:28 Risotto Nero (Killed by: Diavolo and Narancia)

    • @giovannifumarolo2697
      @giovannifumarolo2697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Risotto was killed by narancia

    • @boatarde2728
      @boatarde2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@giovannifumarolo2697 I edit.

    • @ethanluu4592
      @ethanluu4592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Giorno got a killstreak

    • @krakenmaster2743
      @krakenmaster2743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And mista

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Giorno def stole Mistas kill when they were fighting Ghiaccio and you can't tell me anything different.

  • @TheP1ckle
    @TheP1ckle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    Risotto did nothing wrong

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Neither did the la squadra team did

    • @TheP1ckle
      @TheP1ckle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO exactly

    • @superkamiguru4189
      @superkamiguru4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@TheP1ckle except melone, he did something wrong to that woman on the train.

    • @freshboy3968
      @freshboy3968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@superkamiguru4189 And Prosciutto. Turning a train full of bystanders into dry remains of old people.

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Marco Lucas I mean technically he didn’t actually do anything to her

  • @n1e-Mc
    @n1e-Mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    主のヒットマンチームへの愛の深さがしみじみとわかる

  • @Nicklikesminecraft1
    @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    We gonna ignore how risottio nero took control of another stand

    • @dark7element
      @dark7element 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think the idea is that he grabbed Aerosmith while Narancia was already pulling the trigger

    • @kaanyavasca1595
      @kaanyavasca1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aerosmith was fired from narancia himself bcuz he wanted to destroy the user to get rid of his stand from his stand.then risotto pulled doppio in front of him so he can act as a human shield

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @George Gombas I like to watch this fight as hes my favorite la squad ra member

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dark7element maybe in the manga that scene confused me thanks dp

    • @twistymcyeet3765
      @twistymcyeet3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Risotto was making Narancia think he was attacking Aerosmith, prompting him to shoot him again

  • @imunoriginal382
    @imunoriginal382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    >Sorbet: *most decorative death*
    >Gelato: *most suffered before death* (he watched his bf get chopped off)
    >Formaggio: *best last words*
    >Illuso: *the most brutal death*
    >Prosciutto: *emotional death* (I feel bad too)
    >Pesci: *best beatdown to death*
    >Melone: *quickest death ever*
    >Ghiaccio: *best moment*
    >Risotto: *MOST BULLSHIT DEATH*

    • @salimamari5371
      @salimamari5371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It was narancias mistake if he didn't shoot him he and abacchio would be alive

    • @rency1803
      @rency1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I would like to imagine somebody just have their car broke down at that part of the road and when they leave the car to check Aerosmith just kill them instantly.

    • @danieltiger2217
      @danieltiger2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tbh I hated Risottos death so much therefore I hated Narancia for the rest of Golden Wind lmao

    • @shadyattano936
      @shadyattano936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@danieltiger2217 why you have to do that my best boi narancia? But unfortunately i agree risotto should've won.

    • @danieltiger2217
      @danieltiger2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shadyattano936 Tbh i loved Narancia before that and even I felt awful during his death but Risottos death was a steaming hot NO U from Narancia when he was bouta kill the boss and No u's give me PTSD of my last school year so i think it mainly how risotto died than Narancia himself lmao

  • @just0_
    @just0_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Imagine killing EVERYONE in the "Traitors'" team JUST to become a traitor later

    • @DiabloBrano
      @DiabloBrano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lets not forget those “traitors” are genuine pieces of shit human beings. I love La Squadra but everyone is downplaying on what they did

  • @slimyasparagus3573
    @slimyasparagus3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Anyone else notice that the person who tortured Sorbet at 2:11 was Cioccolata, and Secco is filming right next to him? That's some incredible attention to detail.

  • @unironnicallyaccount6519
    @unironnicallyaccount6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    3:59 illuso says his favorite soda

  • @wrldoverheaven803
    @wrldoverheaven803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Prosciutto's faith in Pesci really gets me every single time.

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Big brother gotta be sure little brother is good

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, because Pesci is the only one who didn't commit any crimes. He only does bad things when his Big brother does so.

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@suckerman7gm He can't even do bad things. He's never murdered anyone before the train part. All he does is violently pull people.

  • @UltimateStarky
    @UltimateStarky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    What if you were about to kill someone in Bruno's gang
    But god said
    3:16
    4:47
    10:00
    12:38

    • @mysir6260
      @mysir6260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well shit

    • @TLSide
      @TLSide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      *p i a n o*

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      La squadra: ok guys, here's what we've learned, if you hear a piano inexplicsbly play during your battle , *RUN.* even if you're about to win and kill all of them, if the piano plays, *JUST.* *RUN*

    • @snuckel4
      @snuckel4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well,shit
      Into the mirror
      Look again!
      Nani?!

    • @KingdomCome257
      @KingdomCome257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Ding, ding*
      The theme of DEATH

  • @rakysuchus3828
    @rakysuchus3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Diavolo literally did Risotto a favor killing Narancia.

  • @かおり-n8m
    @かおり-n8m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    弔ってあげたヒットマンチームの友情(絆)って尊い

  • @kakyoinshierophanttea7399
    @kakyoinshierophanttea7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    1:40
    I knew it
    “Erina,Hamon”
    Erina is hamon user

  • @landwanderer1770
    @landwanderer1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    if la squadra teamed up with brunos team then they would be (probably) unstopable

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Land Wanderer but no one except procitto will love pesci he’s universally hated when he has the respect he needs just one simple mistake and everyone will call him a piece of shit he’s the only la squadra member that isn’t a brutal murder rapist and hacker

    • @animeator5580
      @animeator5580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@darlee02 He became a piece of shit before dying though

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ANIMEator but 90% of his screen time he was a good guy

    • @chaos_blue1089
      @chaos_blue1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dear god, imagine Risotto+Giorno.
      Giorno could turn Risotto's iron weapons into living things.

    • @zage5495
      @zage5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Land Wanderer
      Giorno would make Risotto’s blades piranhas or some carnivore lmao
      edit:just saw someone made the same comment lmao

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    - Sorbet and Gelato use the same nail polish!
    *Simultaneous gasp*

    • @argpalauanbruh
      @argpalauanbruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *panics in italian hitmans*

    • @Retrobotica
      @Retrobotica 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *MY HEART AND SOUL-*

  • @tylregor5481
    @tylregor5481 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Melone got the most normal death in the whole Jojo series

    • @MoodyBluesRequiem80
      @MoodyBluesRequiem80 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr, I'm glad at least someone in La Squadra died quick and painlessly 😔😔

    • @alexpresso243
      @alexpresso243 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      getting bitten on the tongue by a burning snake, and shortly after, there's a bunch of flesh cubes near his corpse

  • @carinaolivera4210
    @carinaolivera4210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I already miss them, bros...

  • @mahmoudhendawy9161
    @mahmoudhendawy9161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Video title: spoilers
    My Brain : don’t look
    My eyes : too late

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      'My brian'

    • @mahmoudhendawy9161
      @mahmoudhendawy9161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      『A Hideous Cube: Requiem』 too lazy to fix it

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mahmoudhendawy9161 you did now

    • @carachamadofinger4640
      @carachamadofinger4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Noahthelasercop hi

    • @franciscorendon2783
      @franciscorendon2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah stupidest shit ever. The title has a spoiler warning but there's also spoilers in the title. People don't have reflexes fast enough to not look literally 1 word after learning what the spoilers are for.

  • @ヒガシ-w4w
    @ヒガシ-w4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    この面子を従えるリゾットって凄いね。
    リーダーとしての力量が伺える。

  • @abovearth6740
    @abovearth6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:44 "It was a rather intense way of getting killed".
    NO ! SHIT !