Drinking Water Jesus
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RIP water Jesus
Water Jesus RIP
F
RIP. 😞
Please wear your hat more. And play Hollow Knight
hallelujah
Yes
2019: Drinking gamer girl bath water
2020: Drinking mouldy water jesus
Yep
I was 100 like
I thought they were the same thing
@@TheSucram729 ..
that1_ Cow yes?
I used to be a big fan but after watching this masterpiece I’m basically an air conditioner
By far one of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen and it only has 21 likes
@@bowserpog oh no
@@bowserpog mate edit it to just kk
@@lewiskidd7133 i dont even remember why i comented that
He had us in the first half not gonna lie
"It's the Save Humanity bell!"
*Bell Breaks*
this is the reason of 2020
2020 2: "ah f**k not again" edition
wtf as soon as i read the first line of this comment, he actually said it in the video.
The FEAR in Jack's eyes when his bell went quiet - Is terrifying
Bean yboi YOU DONT OWN ANYTHING ON THE I N T E R N E T
Stolen
Bean yboi I checked nearly all the comment cause I was bored and you did not write any comment so stop trying to take credit from this person
Alex Felgar How did you read all 5,000 comments tho?
@@alexfelgar9821 he did comment that tho
Only Jack can say he'll hoist me up with a ladder and drill me up a wall...
Uhhhh....
ahem
i rxtsmischief would hoist yee up with a ladder and drill ya up a wall
I have said the forbidden sentence
Seán*
@@Fin_Eetu no one really cares almost all his fans call him jack 😂😂😂😂 it's not a hate comment sorry if it sounds like it
@@moonnottakenn2675 I know right 😂😂
I love how his reaction to the Lego intro was so predictably genuine that even the video knew he was gonna say "holy crap"
Jack: 8 MONTH OLD WATER
The Ocean: haha, weakling
4:00
People who think the bell is boring and repetitive.
Irish people: We speak DINGDINDING AND IRISH NOISES..
I agree but im not Irish...
Stitch Draws I haven’t got an Irish bone in my body but when I watch Jacksepticeye I am a full Irishman
Hahahaha funny
jack, please bring back not tonight!!!
The language of gods
He Drank It!!
Holy Potatoes he drank it!!
@AzAxie the internet: sHuT uP hEs VeRiFiEd DoNt YoU dArE tAlK bAd tO hIm
ok
ZinxTheDemonSlayer lmao the verified gods of TH-cam
YOOOO
seán must play black mesa
Jack: Don’t bully me about my big forehead
Also Jack: Just because I have a 14 mile wide forehead
Man, with my massive forehead, I look like sakura
If he tells you not to do something, don't do it. Let him be the parent to you.
Jack is king HAHA.. no, no.
But don't make fun of him, ok? Don't. You're not a real fan if you make fun of him.
@@theblasteffect4499 What? DONT YOU DARE SAY IM NOT A FAN
@@theblasteffect4499 Ever heard of a joke before, kid?
"I'll eat my floppy banana"
"Gross death water"
Seems... STRANGE.
yep
“It’s time to go to bed, brush your teeth...” 🥺 Irish dad cares about us
He always Does 😌
I thought Irish mom as well.
Like he said in the anxiety video.
Bell of caring Seán
o
Jack: "Go to bed!"
Me, at 10 in the morning: why not?
Jack: I'll be called Aqua Lad
DC Fans: But there already is a Aqua-
Me: Shhh don't tell him. Let the man dream 😌
4:00
Alternate title: Loud Irishman nearly poisons himself but actually didn’t
That would be the title if seán was a click baiting little boy instead of a real lad
and for an alternate intro "WHAT'S UP YOU NON IRISH BUT PART OF AN IRISH ARMY BECAUSE YOURE PROBABLY SUBSCRIBED, SEXY BITCHES! YOU LIKED AND NOW I DO A THING!!!!!"
Loud Irishman nearly poisons himself by drinking what he called a.... Water.. Jesus.?
if Jack wore his hat and his flamingo pants at the same time he would become unstoppable.
He's holding back he doesn't want to destroy everything
And holding his floppy banana
I think I actually found a pair of flamingo shorts
indeed
Sean: on the run.
FBI: we need dna to find him
FBI: the hat.
Jack: “Off to bed now, the show is over”
Me at 1:10 am on a school night: 👁👄👁
4:00
"I can't even build a square building in Minecraft" He steps back to look at his house and it's a perfect sphere
jack: makes perfect septohedron
The Minecraft half might be fake as it was in ksi's video
How LEGO hasn’t had a man bun hairstyle yet is beyond me.
They have actually
Manbuns make anything better.
TH-cam: don't swear, children's are watching
Me: Then why don't kids go to youtube kids, huh
Im a kid and i agree but idc about cussing
I LIKE CHOCOLATE ♥
@@kawaii-bumblebee9616 nobody cares
Beacause it SUCKS
5:53 I very very very almost died of laughter, my stomach started to hurt and I could not breathe. Did anyone else laugh at Jack saying "I had to get a good angle on my dangle"?
I hope water-Jesus doesn't bless you with gastroenteritis...
I feel like a new organism is gonna start growing inside of him
300+ likes and 2 comments
@@KristenRobertskris10lr Baby-Water-Jesus volume 2?
Alek De Chateau it will slowly envelope jack until it gains sentience then it will take control of jack, slowly consuming him and only then, will jack become a real snac
Alek you spaz😂😂😂😂
I love how everyone's tearing into Jack for owning a drill and a ladder.
Does anyone remember how much he loved house flipper?? Why are you surprised?? We've known he likes DIY for ages now.
yep
_honey, i'm trash_
honeyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm trassshhhhhhhhhhhh
Me about to go to bed:
Jack: go to bed now!
Me: well now I’m not doing it
Jack talking about his found hat: It still hasnt been washed!
Me staring at my 15 year old coca cola hat: ... people wash their hats?
Anyone notice how the Bell breaks when “Save humanity” is uttered
It's a sign
It’s the 2020 curse
Uh oh
I hope that it broke because it was upside down. If it is not, well endgame is soon.
Son of a bi... explosion noise
my boyfriend hasn't had access to youtube in years (his mother was very strict). the last videos he remembers watching are you playing gta and beamNG drive. i mentioned jack to him the other day; he had no idea i watched him too. he pulled up the old videos he used to watch. about half way through a gta video, he got a little sad. "these aren't as funny as i remember." i asked him if he wanted to watch your newer content. i showed him the first jacksepticeye's funniest home video. he absolutely loved it. ever since, he's been binge watching your videos, especially meme time and jack's funniest home videos. everytime a new meme time or jfmv releases, i tell him and he'll come over and watch it. we've became so much closer because of you. thank you, jack. though you didn't help directly, you helped me find my soulmate. ❤
This is so sweet! :c
That's so cute!
wheres that wholesome award when you need it
Awww that’s sweet I hope you and your boyfriend stay together :D
onetrickmagic Wtf
7:45 Jack: I like being able to fix patches in my house.
Me: Do you like being able to pretend to be Evelynn's height?
Sooooo... who's gonna tell him that that Aqualad is an actual DC character?
It is?!
I thought this a long time ago
Seàn:”end of episode bell, go to bed”
Me: “it’s 6pm... if you say so”
Its 12am where me an sean are
Scooterino rip, you should got to bed
Scooterino yep,
Its 1am here lmao
Me reading this comment: it’s almost 3 am lmao
Jack: I don't think I'll go to conventions anymore, I don't want to get sick
Also Jack: *drinks Water Jesus*
BAHAHA
Hooolyyyy waterer hesus
I always thought he actually drunk it, but the glass is kind of clean; means the liquid moved and the color is different, the liquid is most likely a different drink that kind of looks like it
@@AlekeiCG.... we know. 0:34
Jack: Bluh Bluh Bluh
Me: HA HA HA
Alternate title: old man shouts modern technology for 20 minutes 😂
Don't judge Jack and his ladders. In fact, he's a genius. He found a way to get high without drugs.
Bell of wholesome meme
Bell of intellect
baddum tshhhhhhhhhh
Lol
Lmfao rn
“stop buying stupid awards from reddit”
s- seán we’re getting some of those awards for free...
Him: drinks gross water
A second later after drinking JESUS water: demon noises
"GO TO BED" - Sean
*Looks at time*
"Oh I guess it is almost midnight on a school night"
RETURN OF THE KING
Jack: Yeah
RETURN OF THE MANBUN
Jack: YEAH
RETURN OF THE HAT
Jack: YEAH!!
RETURN OF THE GREEN HA--
Jack: No.
But imagine: green hair with the man bun
@@scrensaver_ now that i'd love to see, green haired jack was when he was at his best imo, hes still great though
I'd pay money for the return of green hair😔
Id take green hair over that shitty man bun
@@snikerz5886 bruv, man buns radiate sexy ass big wrinkle brain energy **bell of fucking awesomeness**
Jack: "go brush your teeth and go to bed"
Me, who just woke up: **confused Australia noises**
The question now is are you going to go back to sleep? 😂😂
*me waking up at 3:40 pm*
Me, who is chilling at 1 pm: *confused American EST noises*
More confused Australia noises
I hope ur head is okay with all ur blood rushing to it from hanging upside down all the time xx
The only place on TH-cam where you can hear a grown Irish man ringing a bell and screaming “ya rat lickers!” At the top of his lungs
"My bell is broken!"
Jack: *fingers bell*
Jack is excited about having a ladder because he's Irish. Now he finally can climb onto a rainbow to reach his pot of gold.
😂
😂
Ooh, you're wrong for that!😆😆
Yes
but... they're at the bottom
Jack brought back the hat, but he needs the flamingo shorts, but. We can’t have both at the same time, it’s too powerful for us
Thanos has nothing on the hat and flamingo shorts
Agreed lol
U forgot the green hair
@@Astroenjo Yes But what would he look like if he had green hair now still?
@@darwingabriel9171 I mean you saw someone make jack's face into megamind's head I think somebody will make a picture of him with green hair with his current hair style
*sean starts ringing the bell twice as hard*
Me: This... Does put a smile on my face
*Y E S*
jack... *likes* to clean the gutters, and repair the house?
.... you get a (dingdingdingding) **bell of manliness**
people: the bell is annoying
me, w/high frequency hearing loss: it does not even make a noise
Hearing aid for me is kicking the bell up a notch. Ding, ding, ding! I'm still not annoyed by the bell! 😂👍🏼
4:02
@@goldenpotato2159 it was sent even a jack u idiot
@@xzzzz8431 what? Can you type in a way that I can understand you
oh you poor soul to never hear the glorious sound of the bell.
Ok, hear me out here... a Siren Head game in that pixel art style.
Abso-fuckin-lutely
Hell yeah
genius
*Y e s*
With water jesus?
me, who joined an English handbell choir and already knows how to speak the language of the bells: *I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*
Jack:rings bell
Bell: sad bell noises
Why do I just imagine Jack having all these bells sitting on his desk, all labeled for each and every occasion 😂😂😂
Emily Rain you don't have bells labeled for every occasion?
@@evlshoots Not EVERY occasion o.O do you?
@@emilyrain5702 yes.
@@mizleadt6163 Well shit o.O I think I need more bells
ha humor
Seán then: Watching people drink chunky milk
Seán now: Drinking Jesus water
i love this. This is the new redit section and the rewards are reply's.
Seán
Is it me or is he changing the video titles???
Jack, i get you, when my Grandfather passed, i was so excited to inherit his ladder and bandsaw. Growing up he always let me help out with handy work and was such a great role model and those things always make me think of him.
WHAT!!! THAT LEGO ANIMATION IS AWESOME! AMAZING! That wonderful person has mad talents. LOVE it!
Mm, my favourite, refreshing drink: coagulated jesus water.
French statue of Jesus mysteriously starts drinking water from its feet. Locals assumed it was holy water and drank it. It was actually toilet water from a clogged toilet nearby.
bruh i wrote that and my grammarly said I sounded forceful and informal lmfao
Nobody: People enjoying food: m
It's actually called *water jesus*
Yes indeed 👍🏽 🙌
@@jmarcus0101 no holy water
Stick bug is the new being gnomed, just less annoying imo.
I personally like it
It's kind of a Rick roll as well
yea, its a less annoying stickbug and a more modern rickroll
Yeah, and the music is an absolute bop
At least the song is catchy though
Sean: I could drill a hole through you
Everyone: Sweating profusely
Those sprites are really great. I like pixel editing but I can't do anything fancy. Those are just solidly good work.
Alternate Title: Jack drinks some parasitic coconut water and decides to look up images of other celebs to switch bodies with them.
Seán : Is this the new Rick-roll?
My brain : SHAWTY’S LIKE A MELODY
3:58
8:50
69 likes
Never gonna give you up neve-
Ur not wrong - I do it all the time
I feel like this is a life long dream to see this video thank you
Don’t die from doing this jack
Jack telling me to go to bed:
Me: it’s 11 in the afternoon
👁👄👁
You know, I'm surprised when they edited his face onto The Rock, they didn't call him The Shamrock!
😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best comment I’ve seen so far
@@KitKat-kh9nz Oh well goodness! lol thank you so much!! I'm so happy I gave you a laugh!
* w h e E z E *
that is genuinely brilliant
Just hearing him say the ‘fancy’ from Little Misfortune makes me smile.
Foncé
It's the golden clip when seán says fancy every time
where is it!!!!!
“Go to bed”
Me watching at 7:30 in the morning:
sean:"is it just me?"
yes, yes it is just you
Millennials: B I G B R A I N
Jack: Huge Wrinkle
Jack just called you out, you sad, you wanna cry?
He a boomer
Craig army is better than fish army. Dirty stinky fish
Normal Piano player I’m also a normal piano player
Nyxin Bowden good
Jack looks at cloudy water “I don’t think I should drink this”
nah its fine
where is it i didnt see it and dont want to rewatch the entire video
Jack talking about how he's short reminded me how I used to have a step stool folded into my locker during High School so I could grab stuff from the top shelf lmfaoooo
I love hearing jack say BiTcH it's so damn funny! Idek why.
Jack: BiTcH
Me: haha my favorite green man with ladder say funny words.
I'm sorry lol I love you jack, I don't know why people make fun of you for wanting drills and ladders lol it's normal.
Jack: “I can drill you” “I can drill you onto a wall”
Me: :| you might want to rephrase that buddy
I think... he knows what he said ._.
Please change
I see nothing wrong here. I'd let jack drill me into the wall
Jokes on you if you shamed Jack on his ladder, he's planning a WWE style ladder match and you all signed yourselves up
Damn
I’m down
Jack aggressively ringing the bell is beautiful, love the bell.
"To avoid this i just gotta stop breathing " *takes a deep breath*
Love how he calls out the stupid comment format that literally everyone uses now. I've been waiting for this day to come 😂
LAUGH is on the board. This means this is actually Jacksepticeye’s Funniest Home Videos.
Why
NANI?
6:20 for anyone looking. Can't wait for that series to return!
Oh yeah, that's funny. I wonder why he put that on the board.
@@felixhunter600 imagine reading
“Alright memie dremers! *RING* That’s the sound of End Of Episode Bell!” *Me who memorized all of Jack’s bell sounds*: “‘I’m four parallel universes ahead of you.”
jack before hat "top of the morning" after hat "funny irish noices"
Someone: The bell isn't funny
Jack: Ding dong, you are wrong
Alternate is ding dong your opinion is wrong
Bell of wrong *ding ding ding ding ding*
Your comments are the ones he talked about not being original
But... It isn't actually funny... Nothing about jacksepticeye is funny. I used to find him funny and I used to respect him. But he has changed way to much since then.
@@Foeisudhxj ok
Sean: refuses to dye hair green again for a little bit
Also sean: *puts liquid suffering directly in his mouth*
Stop he was clear
oh god I actually gagged at that. Good job on that facial expression
I love how half of the memes in meme time are just about meme time 🤣
We should start a petition for jack to French braid his hair.
yes.
Yeshhhhh
A video of Evylin braiding his hair is something i would gladly watch
YESSSS BB
@Smashed Potatos LOLLL
"How many of you have used a ladder in the last 20 days?"
Me, a 5'2" individual with stupidly high cabinets for some reason: "I really wish the answer was zero, but god looked down at me and went ha ha short."
6'2" and i guarantee i've bumped my head more times than you in this last 20 days. this is why short people are smarter. the grass is always greener lmao
*laughs in 5'6"*
*cries in 5'6"*
Big short person mood.
@Matt B hah you think you got it bad... Cries in 7'1
Pros of being short: I always fit in the car, airplane, bus seat, and can even stretch my legs a bit!
Cons of being short: can't reach half the things at work.
the bell is like the best part
The eight mont old video of jack drinking an eight month old water jesus
This is perfection beyond human levels of comprehension.
Why did I actually gag when he “drank” Jesus water
jesus, just watch my stuff
@@JohnPlayerDaniel Stop self promoting
@STAR Not when you say it so aggressively
Yeah please
I did not actually expect him to act like he did it so soon, I nearly threw up.
That intro looks like a frickin' lego movie, IT'S JUST SOOO GOOD
Is that The LEGO Movie 3?!
@@robertcortez4956 aperantly they're making a Lego Batman movie 2! I just hope it doesn't come out too soon or else it might flop like the lego movie 2 and the lego ninjago movie...
Bruh they used the double decker couch
I know
I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED LEGO JACK
i remember watching this video while i was on a walk like in the middle of no where and i laughed my ass off and it still surprises me every time i come back to this video and realize how long ago that was. it’s 9 months old now holy shit-
*Sees cat in pixel art*
Jack: I gotta show Evelien
I'm sorry, but that bit was just so sweet
I wanna call jack "The Holy Bell Knight" now 😅
Reaper Shadow Yes
I'm not entirely sure, but I just have this weird feeling that the "bell is annoying" meme hit a nerve
Jack should start selling bells
All us Irish are like that
I was going to like your comment, but it was at 69 likes and I couldn't bring myself to do it. so here's your like.
I died laughing when he said the rest of the video will just be Bells and for the love of god if I got 15 minutes of different types of bell ringing I would have had my ticket to the morgue
"It's Lego time it's Lego time, gather all your friends it's Lego time, the only cure for sadness"
Alternate Title: Irish man judges reddit awards for 20 minutes.
Ahem 20:17 get it right bro
This was a joke
Jack: "I'm not a tall man!"
Everyone on the internet: he said it, he was able to face reality
Sean sayin get out here and Sam in the back is like what the hell are you doin
Jack: "Bell of End of Episode. Okay, now go to bed."
Me, one of those grown as adults he mentions, hovering the mouse over the next Jacksepticeye video: ☺️😊🤨😨😭🛌
"I promised I Would Drink it"
That's what she said.
That's what I *wouldn't* do