@@bobafett22005 🎵 He's Quagmire, Quagmire You never really know what he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire, Quagmire Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex! 🎵
Friend: I guess i'm just too tough to cry Me: You were crying about t-rex once Friend: They do have arms but they're so tiny They can't do normal or personal things with those small arms
"There's an animated version of us doing it"
😭😭😭😭
Anjir
Rule 34 😂.
When you think about it, one of the animators or higher-ups prolly had to wank one off, and came up with this as a joke
We've all seen the ad of them too, on one particular website. IYKYK
That part where Peter had to cover stewies ears because quagmire was talking dirty is probably the most responsible parenting he ever did.
But still Stewie understood what happened 😂
Not as much as when quagmire tried to sleep with Meg
18:30
Omg I can't believe it quagmire stole Stewies nose I'm going to be sick 🤢🤮
what…what did he say tho?
I love how a lot of these are from Quagmire
Who else but Quagmire?
@@bobafett22005
🎵 He's Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what he's gonna do next!
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex! 🎵
@@bobafett22005giggity!
*Insert Quagmire theme*
@@bobafett22005Andy Capp 👑
" Once you go black. You go deaf." Funniest line I've heard in year's.
The Carter eggnog scene kills me every time.
It fucking murdered me
You are bending it❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
Something about the way he says “nog” just kills me
Bozo the tax accountant is still my favorite clip
0:19 "I haven’t had sex in 4 years.” Lol
You always end it perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what she said
The late night monologue part was amazing
17:05 ‘the late night monologues’ 😂😂😂
That Yanket was wild 💀 3:32
Old fashioned father son beat off got me 😂
3:06. XD. Amelia Bedelia
Thank-you very much 😂😂😂
I could have used a Yank It in high school.
You, me and every other teenage boy learning about themselves
My teacher was a fox too!!!!!! Fox!!!
what are these comments💀
😂😂😂😂
Lool this funny as hell 😊😂
5:48 i saw family guy r34 💀💀
I saw a cartoon of Meg shitting on Stewie
Same
“Sorry I arrived early” lmfao
I never noticed when quagmire flips his light switch his windows are sealed shut
5:28 This one's actually insane.💀💀💀
15:58 actually got me
5:02 I’m sorry WHAT
“Bustyyy Lantinasss”
God. I love Quagmire. Who else but Quagmire? Quagmire’s the best
20:00 Once you go black you go def 💀💀
"I poked a huge hole in your logic."
5:18 FTW AMPUTEE
"Sad"!?
Dof the majestrate know what your doing got me
Doth
I cant help it, the "thats what she said ' always makes me laugh. There are some very naughty gags on here
8:00 that’s my birthday holy shit lol I never knew Family Guy had that in one of the episodes
8:56
One of the funniest moments and smartest jokes in the entire series. 😂
19:49 peter has us unexpected
9:43 movies be like
The fact that one of the categories on Chris's porn wheel is just "SAD" 😂
5:03 the wheel part 😂
"The Yanket"
“I haven’t had sex in 4 years”
"15 minutes later"... Yep, Chris is gross xD
Are we gonna talk about Chris going blazin around after having redbull!
At 5:00, i will watch the rest later
8:01 yo that’s tomorrow
Where can I get one of those "Yanket"s?
I can't seem to find them on Amazon.
9:57 😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Affirmative!
Friend: I guess i'm just too tough to cry
Me: You were crying about t-rex once
Friend: They do have arms but they're so tiny They can't do normal or personal things with those small arms
The summer of 2024 blow up doll raft
The Malcolm XXY joke was... wow.
That makes sense now. T-Rex’s were anngry because of their short arms
all these years....I never knew Mr Zucchini Head was a shake toy
which song is at 9:48
Clocks-Coldplay
Clocks by Coldplay…guess they faded if one if their biggest songs is forgotten
Let's be honest, all Coldplay songs sound the same.
Darude Sandstorm
"Clocks" by Coldplay from the album "A Rush Of Blood To The Head" 05/11
“15 minutes later” ☠️☠️☠️
" Aww you're bending it "
0:46 💀
3:56 i feel as though a certain couple in nyc could use this product
😅😅😅😅😅😅funny show
5:58 AFFIRMATIVE AFFIRMATIVE
19:49 cuz thats my side boob. 😭💀
8:38 😂😂😅
8:54 omg noooo 💀
Ofc Quagmire is in the thumbnail 😂
Who else but Quagmire?
1:58😂
Huge hole in your logic😂
18:20 It's a classic.
The Yanket legendary
The volume level's vary radically from clip to clip
He kept eating it tho he knew it was fucking sperrrrrrrrrrm
Most of these were either not funny or just the ones I couldn't get.
Skill issue
@@_Pagan😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Half of it is just rubbing your sausage and meatballs
D I N G
What did me weed say
Jack elsewhere hahahahahahahha
4:11
1:23 He was seconds from rap!ng her 🫢🫢
Its not called a, “Jack elsewhere” 😂😂😂
What episode is the “doing the dishes “ joke from?
when Cleveland became a therapist
The eggnog bit is wild
I haven't had sex in 4 years 😂😂😂
Yoo, that caught me so off guard🤣🤣
I am one step ahead of you . I have never had sex
@@roshnialam5385I am 2 steps ahead of you, I am incapable of sex
I never had sex at all
I already thought you didn't.
That yanket ad was horrriblleee lmaooooooo 😂😂😂
The dairy cow cutaway at 18:20 is by far my favorite 😭😂
Lmao
I can promise you, whoever voiced that cow did not get paid enough to do that 😭
@@duffi5290 Same for whoever drew and animated it 😂
wish i was that cow yes yes
made even funnier by the fact that there aren't male cows, cows are female, the males of the species are bulls
"OMG AFFIRMATIVE!!!"
I'M ARRIVING!!
One of my favorite scenes. 😂😭😭
I wanna like the comment but it’s at 269
5:26 …YO 15 MINUTES LATER??! 💀
Lightbulb moment.
No way I didn’t get that until you said it 😂
Maybe his parents were busy right then and so he had to wait 15 minutes to say that Meg is the Foot Fetish girl.
HUH!?
@@juanresto6756 Where's my comment?
8:24
I'm surprised Quagmire even carries a condom. 😂
Quagmire: "Good, because we are doing facials"
Zooms in--😆😆
Mm, more egg nog?
wow it’s not like we watched the video 😐
@@AndresLopez-ih2op Wait, you don't come to the comments to see what the video is about?
They gave Cleveland a show but not Quagmire, such bullshit
It’s propably too sexy for the mericans
So true!
There’s actually a scene where quagmire asks peter if he thinks he could get his own show and peter says “Quagmire, you’re a räpîśt”
Family Guy can do without Cleveland, it can't without Quagmire. Simple as that
@@cicero1OTBA They kinda snipped his balls in the later seasons
13:25 "i still don't like chrismas but i love what we just did"😂😂
*that frame jumpscared me really bad* 💀😱
Man I can never be bored watching family guy.
Even Stewie is bigger than Peter. 😂
The correct term you're looking for is older.
No the measuring dics remember@@HarmonyBunny
yet peter is still bigger than mort
@@HarmonyBunnyno it's bigger
@@HarmonyBunnyLet me guess, you've not watched it in years? Lol
0:19 😂 and then Mr Weed takes with him to be alone with it 😂
Should have borrowed Stewie's Etch-a-Sketch 😮😂
“How long you been in beauty school? Well tonight we’re doing facials”
Ha!
The foot feetish joke was spot on
That it takes 15 minutes or that people touch it to their sisters?
Because I can say neither is true for me
@@q.h.s5051thanks for letting us all know
@@q.h.s5051 I doubt that dawg
Bought 2 Yankets for X-Mas.
Hope you tested them before your purchases ?
“Ow, you’re bending it” 😂😂
This had me rolling 😂
19:30
😂
😂🤣🤣🤣
That jack in the box joke was the highlight.
yes it was🤣
Yanket! 😂
The zucchini and eggnog bits were
“Affirmative affirmative affirmative!” 😭😭🤣🤣
Sorry I arrive arrive early
1:46 what the actual hell 💀
That is either the first or the second time that Stewie has referred to him as his lover.
5:28 why did he tell his parents 15 minutes later? 💀💀💀
16:21 DING! 😂😂😂
16:13 honestly the amount of story being told without a single word spoken is incredible
Peter thinks MS means Monkey Scrotum 😂
😂😂
...and hes braggin about it 😂
Am I the only one who laughs at Quagmire running away and leaving behind a Rat that fell out of his ass? 😂
Wasn't it a gerbil?
@@JamesThompson-zk1ht Doesn’t matter; the kink is still the same.
Affirmative affirmative affirmative....am sorry i arrived early😂😂😂😂 peter you the man......🎉