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No reason to go to Mars it is a waste of money & resources You can't even get a drink of good water~ Just go to the middle of the deserts in Africa to get the same results
He does that so often that other people have called it out. He gives unrealistic goals or launch dates that never pan out because he thinks if he gives only a few years for his projects to pan out, it'll make his employees work harder to reach the goal but it never works. He thinks that his money fixes everything and has no concept on how things work. Everything he does is for selfish reasons because he's probably trying to make up for all of those years in high school where he was hated and actually beat up to the point he needed plastic surgery. This is why he has banned people for mocking him on Twitter and why he bought Twitter. He just wants constant praise and probably never got over his childhood as he has an axe to grind. Even with all of the success he's had, he's not satisfied, he wants to be regarded as the greatest person on Earth who has all of the answers.
Correct, that Starship can thing is not enough to maintain even a Mars outpost. The cans _might_ be just adequate to keep a moon base operating. There is no way that can is going to Mars, and no way anybody is going to colonize Mars. Also: if you spent 300 days getting to Mars, and decided you didn't like it there, you would have to wait months for the next "launch window" to open so you can go home. Likewise, if you forgot something, like your toothbrush or leg bone splint, it's two years before they can send anything.
Technology isn't bad per se, but its development shouldn't be out sourced to a man child who we give enormous tax breaks to despite him wasting huge sums on moronic ideas like the hyperloop. Elon isn't a that smart a guy but he pays people who are. I don't think we should be bowing down to his enormous ego.
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Maybe the guy who did the UHC CEO hit will recruit some helpers to pay visits to other obscenely wealthy, problem people....French revolution-style. This would force them into their bunkers, and hopefully never come out.
Have they not seen the pictures of Mars from the rovers? It’s literally Death Valley except with Antarctica’s temperatures. I’d rather go to Branson, Missouri. And words cannot describe how terrifying even the concept of Branson, Missouri is to me.
I have really NO clue, why this turned up in my feed. But man, I'm so glad it did! I love how he generally sounds 100% upset about everything. Thanks man!
and never will. hes just a silly rich boy playing with expensive fireworks. this sort of decadence is the sort of thing to be expected as civilization collapses
@@nathanmacintosh😂😂😂no chance the Con man will ever make it to Mars. The moon is less then 1% the distance then Mars is. 114 million miles, 😂😂😂 he will never get there.
I'm here for the Bill Burr comments. I can't help but think that this guy is trying to emulate Bill Burr's style in an effort to emulate Bill Burr's success. It seems very scripted.
@@Carlins_Propheteveryone who makes it eventually finds their own voice. Ray Charles started out by imitating Nate King Cole, then he found his own voice
That motto: Elon Musk is “the worst thing to come out of South Africa since apartheid,” is spot on. Elon is great at surrounding himself with brilliant people, then soaking up all the press and success they created. He’s not an engineer, or a scientist , he’s a bullshitter.
@Liahs333 Most likely Elon won't go to Mars. Anyone who wants to go to Mars dosen't understand what their saying. It's a nightmarish hell and when technology fails, which is inevitable, there's no escape. Elon knows this, that's why he'll send other people first. Of course, none of this will happen, because Earth's biosphere is collapsing.
Actually the position of Earth and Mars have to be aligned somewhat in order to optimize the travel time. So you fly there in 9 months you have to stay for three months before Earth and Mars would be in the correct position for the return trip to also only take 9 months. Also, inland Antarctica is like a paradise compared to Mars. We will never be able to live on Mars in a way that we would even in Antarctica. It is colder on Mars than Antarctica and also there is no air to breathe. Not only is there no air, but there is no magnetic field to protect against radiation. If you were to magically get air on Mars, not only would you still have the radiation problem, but Mars only have 38% the gravity of Earth, which makes it not only that humans would have loss of bone and muscle density and likely have health problems due to that, but also there is so little gravity that any atmosphere we might make there would just leak off into space. So this leaves the only way to live on Mars is to spend hours a day specifically exercising to not shorten our lives due to muscle atrophy, but also the only place where we could live without a space suit would be inside buildings or underground tunnels. So, in other words you spend 9 months in a space ship flying to have to spend, at least, 3 months in such a terrible place, and then turn around and have another 9 month space flight back. This sounds extraordinarily hellish. Knowing this, and looking at how Elon Musk talks about Mars really then leads me to believe that Musk either is uninformed about what Mars is like (and his idea about using nuclear bombs to melt the Martian polar ice caps it completely asinine so that furthers this option), or Musk is talking up Mars because he wants the government to pay him to make rockets.
Thank you. Obviously it's the latter. He must know the science that you've mentioned. Life will always be impossible on Mars, because the core is solid, hense no magnetosphere and therefore no protection from radiation. I couldn't understand why he bought twitter, until he used it as his personal propaganda machine. He is a genius, an evil genius, if you define that as a smart sociopath.
Any water would not last long on the surface. There is barely any atmosphere and no magnetosphere because the core is dead. I always laugh when people talk about terraforming Mars. If there is no core and no magnetosphere, any atmosphere you create will just be washed off into space by the solar wind. But 99% of people who listen to this con man have no idea what a magnetosphere is.
@@nathanmacintosh Why exactly? Is it because he saved those astronauts? Or gave hundreds of starlink to hurricane victims? Or gave away starlink service for free so Brazil could deal with their stolen election? Or do you hate him because he is preventing you and your fascist friends from censoring political perspectives you don't like?
@@nathanmacintosh He's going to get astronauts killed. He's colluding with NASA for Moon contracts and his ideas are awful and unsafe and inefficient. I think one of the big reasons he supported Trump is to make sure he doesn't lose those death-contracts with NASA. Corruption FTW I guess!!
As a woman it is nice to see more men stand up to Elon. The amount of Elon fanboys I had to deal with over the years. "He is a rich genius! If you respect science you respect elon!"
except they, the rich, they don't think that. they think they don't need anybody. you know how they pulled themselves by bootstraps to get where they are
I do NOT know this guy BUT he has instantly made my top 5 of comics I discovered this year. I know him now!! I'd pay to see him based on these 5 mins alone 😁😁Whoa!! and I see he has a Full special I can click on, right next to the comments here. I suddenly got something to look forward to! Thx Nathan 😁😁
And here I thought you were gonna tell me the truth, Elon ain't going to Mars. However, he is gonna make Uncle Sam pay for that trip. Elon's intelligence is like P.T. Barnum intelligence. Only in P.T. Barnum's era the people running the gov't were smart enough not to subsidize Barnum and Bailey with tax payer moneys!
Marketing a Star Trek fantasy to people who wouldn't last 6 months at a research station in Antarctica - where you can at least go outside and breath atmosphere that won't kill you instantly. Not that humanity won't eventually venture out into the solar system and learn how to live in extremely hostile environments. Just not on Elon's enthusiastic timeline. And first we have to survive global climate change, a multi-polar economic reset, challenges to democracy and geopolitical militarism. Mars travel funds may be a bit tight over the next decade or two...
lolol...that's why you're not into humble nature of high science...it takes ridiculous unrealistic super enthusiastic timelines to get to the goal....like even escaping earth's gravity has a greater chance of failure than success....that's why they call it rocket science
You're more optimistic than I am. Climate change, nanoplastics, loss of habitat, and on and on and on, and those are all just symptoms of the actual problem, humans are greedy sociopaths that couldn't care less about the other organisms on this planet.
Not a Musk fan at all. IDC if Yellowstone goes off tomorrow: getting some of our activities into space and accessing the resources of the inner Solar system is the most pressing, most helpful impactful thing that we should be doing, should have been doing since it became possible in the '70s. If we won't have explorers on Mars doing science that might not even play into providing any help down here (and it will, space always has), the only reason we won't have anything in space happening is by choice. As in the '70s, we decide to work towards a future of scarcity and nothing to look forward to but more wars for oil and eventually water. If we had access to the resources of the inner Solar system, we could not only survive but thrive during +6°C warming, or an ice age.
The robots are the ones going to Mars. They can travel for 300 days turned off, and when they get there, they stay there, and they don't need to breath, and they can recharge their batteries from the sunlight, and they will work for free, mining the precious stuff and putting it on rockets that come back to Earth (to make a insanely rich person even richer.)
Currently, there is no definitive evidence to suggest that Mars contains minerals valuable enough to justify large-scale mining operations, at least not based on what we know from current data. The whole idea is ridiculous.
@ of course!!! As a new comic, I am starting to REALLY appreciate the blend of performance with well written jokes that have something to say. This set checked all those boxes. Well done.
This guy is actually not only making jokes about this stuff, but is also pointing out how ridiculous all of these ideas thought up by these billionaires really are. 👍🏼
this is actually funny for a change 😂 finally someone punching up and not resorting to lazy old lame “Anti-woke, they wanna cancel me while I resurext my dying career off of spewing the most cringe racust 💩 and literally profit from it”! subscribed
it's human nature to doubt the next "new" thing....they did the same thing when telephones came out, along with cars, along with the Industrial Revolution....a bunch of hateful "has-been" trolls...afraid of the future, being all pessimistic. What they don't realize is...the very TH-cam videos they make using their computers were a result of technology based on principles that people like them probably rejected lolol
When Musk says "we" he means himself, his valet, cook, security squad, folks to actually run the ship, a film crew to record his exploits. You know, the little people. I laughed when Nathan pointed out that Musk, like other rich folk, aren't talking to us, they're talking to each other, so true.
Rightt.. since he’s not bringing truck drivers, fast food employees, and day traders we should just shut it down lol The whole point is to keep the human race alive even if earth was hit by an astroid or nuked to oblivion.. but i dont expect you to understand how thats a major step in human evolution.. Just watch your football and dont let the smart people upset you
Just got to the ai/robot part, i do think that shits ridiculous but honestly after hearing from other people doing it im happy elon is trying to take over the industry because some of them dont put mankind first like elon does
Martian dialogue during dinner: - You know folks, some charlatan from earth is coming to visit us. Please guys, get some decent pants and shoes this time for Zeus sake!
No worries. Elmo isn't going to Mars either. And if the rich could go, they would definitely take poor people with them to Mars. Or else, they would have to work and actually produce something. They can't be rich without having the poor work for them.
Elon Musk has nerdy interests, and he was a nerdy guy at a time when rich guys thought nerdy guys were going to make them richer. And on the whole they weren't wrong, but while Musk had good timing, he's not that bright a guy.
@@atticusandwinifred3274 I could go with that. But Musk likes rockets, Mars and robot cars. So he certainly puts himself across as a nerd. He has nerdy interests. But yeah, he's just a weird oligarch. Bezos seems equally crazy, mind.
Not that bright a guy? He's literally the most accomplished entrepreneur in human history. He literally engineered parts of the Raptor rocket engines and is the lead designer... because they were unable to find anyone who could do it. He increased the value of Tesla by 26,000%. He single-handedly created a GLOBAL charging network for electric vehicles, that the entire industry uses, and also made the gold standard for large-scale battery storage. He founded Paypal and the way we pay with digital currency - and wrote that code himself. Twitter was losing $4 million / day and now they are profitable, under his leadership in 1 year. In a decade every single automaker on the planet will pay Elon to use his software and platform. Pretty obvious it is YOU who aren't that bright.
@@Dave-cf4vd Musk has a general sort of bachelor of arts in Physics, and a degree in sciency business. He doesn't design the rockets or the cars or the batteries. He didn't create Paypal, or Tesla (which didn't turn a profit until 2020. It survived by selling its green credits to tradtional car manufacturers so they could escape fines for not reducing their CO2 emmisions) or Space X. Back in 1995 he bought an off-the-shelf, open source Navteq system and typed the contents of a phone book into it. The businessmen he presented it to were astonished- "it's like a phone book! On a COMPUTER!" and they gave him three million dollars to hire people who could code better, and this was later bought by Compaq. He didn't even have the idea for the company himself! Musk took the money from that, invested it in other people's companies, and many of which later payid him off handsomely to go away before he could sink them. He also didn't found Paypal, a company he did co-found, X-Bank, merged with Confinity and that became Paypal. And Twitter is hardly profitable now if it has lost around 80% of its value, is it? He has a lot more money than me, true. Although, most of it is in company shares whose value varies regularly depending on what traders think they are worth.
They've already said that the first manned trip to Mars is going to be a one-way trip They don't have any plans on getting them back home they're going to be going there to start setting up the beginnings of a colony, because they won't have the fuel capacity to make the return trip
That's funny, I made a few posts about Mars One a few hours ago, and they're already gone. And they say be careful what you post online, because it will be there forever, unless you're wealthy, then anything can be removed instantly, completely and permanently.
We’ve already moved our supply chains out of the US, and while we’re not a big corporate player, we are in a very niche market dealing/requiring high-tech servers and infrastructure. The risks posed by political instability and unpredictable leadership-whether from figures like Trump or the influence of people like Elon Musk-are simply too significant for our business model. We can’t afford to have our operations tied to uncertain decision-making or policies that could disrupt supply chains or access to technology. We’ve finalized our move to the UK, EU, and Taiwan for all our tech and cloud infrastructure needs. Interestingly, the UK was a surprise choice even for us, but it offered a good balance of stability and accessibility. We’ve also decided to stop pursuing a Starlink connection. While the technology is impressive, the potential risks, including reliance on a service controlled by a single, often unpredictable individual, outweigh the benefits. In short, we’ve opted for more secure, stable partnerships to keep our business running smoothly.
Here's the main reason none of us are going to Mars Starship does not work. It barely gets into LEO and it's a hollow shell with no payload or even floors. It failed and Ellen spent all the contract money not getting stage one
@@lefthookouchmcarm4520 Look, I know you didn't read my comment but.... really, read my comment before replying because what you said has no relation to what I pointed out.
Mars is Hype scam. Rockets only use is launching Satellites + service ISS. Starling has 6600 in LEO now, aiming for 42,000. the 5 year lifespan. Musk be spaces biggest polluter. European Space Agency states a Human can not survive Radiation levels traveling past ISS, is also why ISS @ LEO - Radiation
Doesn’t work? It’s already launched a few times successfully. Even catching the biggest and most powerful rocket ever built. And for testing they aren’t trying to get out of low earth orbit.
Let's give Elon his wish and send him to Mars.
He might head there
@@nathanmacintosh Tell him the self-driving feature of his Roadster took it awol.
Yes and he can take Trump along so we don't have to see them or hear them for two years!
@@Mar-lz5xn tRump's tariffs may dissuade the Chinese from offering the Taiyang Shen and I would not blame them one little bit.
Yeah get rid of the jerk
“They haven’t even made Disneyworld affordable yet” lolol
Genuinely some of the happiest 5 minutes of my day today. Can’t wait to see more!
Thank you! Two specials 'Money Never Wakes' and 'Down With Tech' are linked in the description. Check em if you can and thank you again for checking this clip
The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤
Happiest 5 minutes of your DAY?? You must he a very happy person.
I’m going to rewatch this for weeks and this video will still be a topper!
No reason to go to Mars it is a waste of money & resources You can't even get a drink of good water~ Just go to the middle of the deserts in Africa to get the same results
We don't have to go to Mars, we're turning Earth into Mars.
More like we are turning earth into Gaza.
We do seem to be going down that route don't we? Also, if we can't keep Earth healthy, how are we supposed to *make* Mars into a new Earth?
I’ll die here- not going to mars
@@taliabeaumont1617 Dude even Elon will die here🤣🤣🤣
I'd argue that as a species, we are on a trajectory course to go full circle back to Mars!
The guy is promising self-driving cars for next year since more than a decade now, and people really believe he is going to Mars?
Thank you!
He does that so often that other people have called it out. He gives unrealistic goals or launch dates that never pan out because he thinks if he gives only a few years for his projects to pan out, it'll make his employees work harder to reach the goal but it never works. He thinks that his money fixes everything and has no concept on how things work. Everything he does is for selfish reasons because he's probably trying to make up for all of those years in high school where he was hated and actually beat up to the point he needed plastic surgery. This is why he has banned people for mocking him on Twitter and why he bought Twitter. He just wants constant praise and probably never got over his childhood as he has an axe to grind. Even with all of the success he's had, he's not satisfied, he wants to be regarded as the greatest person on Earth who has all of the answers.
The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤
Correct, that Starship can thing is not enough to maintain even a Mars outpost. The cans _might_ be just adequate to keep a moon base operating. There is no way that can is going to Mars, and no way anybody is going to colonize Mars. Also: if you spent 300 days getting to Mars, and decided you didn't like it there, you would have to wait months for the next "launch window" to open so you can go home. Likewise, if you forgot something, like your toothbrush or leg bone splint, it's two years before they can send anything.
Took hundreds of millions in deposits from people in 2017 for a roadster that still isn't in production.
We all need a good dose of this comedy therapy.
Really appreciate you checking it
Narcissists always say "we" when they mean "me", Elon.
Absolutely
You mean anyone but them.
Who else says we' all the time? The Orange Orangutan!@
This is so dumb. Don’t listen to this idiot.
Subversive occupational sorts depending on misunderstanding who 'we' are, also do it.
I love Nathan's hyperfocus on the evils of technology, because I have the same damn concerns, and he's right- no one says anything!
I really appreciate this thank you
@nathanmacintosh ....oh you're spot on bro!...
When you DO say something, the "tech" deletes your comments.
Technology isn't bad per se, but its development shouldn't be out sourced to a man child who we give enormous tax breaks to despite him wasting huge sums on moronic ideas like the hyperloop. Elon isn't a that smart a guy but he pays people who are. I don't think we should be bowing down to his enormous ego.
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They ain't going to Mars they're going to go to their bunkers
A bunker is merely a well appointed coffin.
💯
Probably right
@@NoOneCaresAboutYourFeelings When he looks in his camera and sees me putting a spot weld on his front door, he'll know he made a mistake.
Maybe the guy who did the UHC CEO hit will recruit some helpers to pay visits to other obscenely wealthy, problem people....French revolution-style. This would force them into their bunkers, and hopefully never come out.
@@topherdean1024 lolo🤣🤣
I’m here for, The lady crackin up in the audience. 😂😂😂
What a hero this woman was
She simply knows good comedy
Attention seeking audience members are annoying
@@Tk33377 maybe it's just the way she laughs
I stopped watching half way through because of how annoying she was.
No one is going to Mars!!!!!!!
Well, Martians go there
@@snicker12🤔 I don’t think Martians “go there”; Martians are there.
@@RestlessMule - Perhaps they leave and come back;
Unless they are home bodies.
@@snicker12 very fair point. Of course this brings up another thought- if even Martians are leaving Mars is that really a place we want to go?
@@RestlessMule It could mean a lot of cheap rentals and fire sales.
Have they not seen the pictures of Mars from the rovers?
It’s literally Death Valley except with Antarctica’s temperatures.
I’d rather go to Branson, Missouri. And words cannot describe how terrifying even the concept of Branson, Missouri is to me.
Lol 😂
😆 A+
Best comment on here 😂
Branson would be way better. Yakoff Smirnoff has a theatre there
@@nathanmacintosh Yakoff’s theater and a breathable atmosphere are Branson’s only real selling points.
I have really NO clue, why this turned up in my feed. But man, I'm so glad it did! I love how he generally sounds 100% upset about everything. Thanks man!
haha truly appreciate this. Thank you for checking it
He’s not insane. He’s a calculated fraud
Bingo!
Woooo not wrong
And he is no genius.
@@lgood1639 He buys genius.
Peter thiiel too.
Musk can't even go to the moon.
I bet he can barely get in the Cybertruck
Uh, wait for a second “Louis ck”
and never will. hes just a silly rich boy playing with expensive fireworks. this sort of decadence is the sort of thing to be expected as civilization collapses
What a dumb comment.
@@C_ch_realDumb? It is accurate! He can barely get into orbit with his overpowered dustbin that blows up and pollutes protected marsh lands.
When Bezos went to space I thought it was awesome, go humanity! Wooo!
Then the @#$%er came back down..
haha he'll go again
Your comment makes me consider investing in Boeing as I have a list of people I wish to send on a 1-way trip to space.
@@nathanmacintosh😂😂😂no chance the Con man will ever make it to Mars. The moon is less then 1% the distance then Mars is. 114 million miles, 😂😂😂 he will never get there.
Bill Burr's lost brother is really good at comedy, must run in the family.
Bro has hearted all the comments except the Bill Burr ones 😂
I'm here for the Bill Burr comments. I can't help but think that this guy is trying to emulate Bill Burr's style in an effort to emulate Bill Burr's success. It seems very scripted.
Thank you for checking it
@@Carlins_Propheteveryone who makes it eventually finds their own voice. Ray Charles started out by imitating Nate King Cole, then he found his own voice
No idea how this ended up in my feed, but damn that was funny!
I think its because Peeon MuskRAT is getting so much coverage lately...which really sux
That motto: Elon Musk is “the worst thing to come out of South Africa since apartheid,” is spot on.
Elon is great at surrounding himself with brilliant people, then soaking up all the press and success they created.
He’s not an engineer, or a scientist , he’s a bullshitter.
Glad it got there! Thanks for checking it
Hysterical. Frankly, I can't wait for Elon to go to Mars, and live there. And I'm a Tesla shareholder.
I love this. Thank you
I can't wait for Elon to go to Mars, too. Let him stay there.
He'll be on the first ship out, to prepare the planet for the rest of us to follow :-) At our leisure.
You’re enabling Musk’s bad behavior by being a shareholder.
@Liahs333 Most likely Elon won't go to Mars. Anyone who wants to go to Mars dosen't understand what their saying. It's a nightmarish hell and when technology fails, which is inevitable, there's no escape. Elon knows this, that's why he'll send other people first. Of course, none of this will happen, because Earth's biosphere is collapsing.
Nathan, You had me in the first 90 seconds. You're now my new favorite (real) comedian.
Means a lot! Thank you
Actually the position of Earth and Mars have to be aligned somewhat in order to optimize the travel time. So you fly there in 9 months you have to stay for three months before Earth and Mars would be in the correct position for the return trip to also only take 9 months. Also, inland Antarctica is like a paradise compared to Mars. We will never be able to live on Mars in a way that we would even in Antarctica. It is colder on Mars than Antarctica and also there is no air to breathe. Not only is there no air, but there is no magnetic field to protect against radiation. If you were to magically get air on Mars, not only would you still have the radiation problem, but Mars only have 38% the gravity of Earth, which makes it not only that humans would have loss of bone and muscle density and likely have health problems due to that, but also there is so little gravity that any atmosphere we might make there would just leak off into space. So this leaves the only way to live on Mars is to spend hours a day specifically exercising to not shorten our lives due to muscle atrophy, but also the only place where we could live without a space suit would be inside buildings or underground tunnels. So, in other words you spend 9 months in a space ship flying to have to spend, at least, 3 months in such a terrible place, and then turn around and have another 9 month space flight back. This sounds extraordinarily hellish. Knowing this, and looking at how Elon Musk talks about Mars really then leads me to believe that Musk either is uninformed about what Mars is like (and his idea about using nuclear bombs to melt the Martian polar ice caps it completely asinine so that furthers this option), or Musk is talking up Mars because he wants the government to pay him to make rockets.
Roger that....Elon has seized on Trump's a$$ like a tick.
He's a grifter and a con artist.
Thank you. Obviously it's the latter. He must know the science that you've mentioned. Life will always be impossible on Mars, because the core is solid, hense no magnetosphere and therefore no protection from radiation. I couldn't understand why he bought twitter, until he used it as his personal propaganda machine. He is a genius, an evil genius, if you define that as a smart sociopath.
Any water would not last long on the surface. There is barely any atmosphere and no magnetosphere because the core is dead.
I always laugh when people talk about terraforming Mars.
If there is no core and no magnetosphere, any atmosphere you create will just be washed off into space by the solar wind.
But 99% of people who listen to this con man have no idea what a magnetosphere is.
We're for sure not going. Thank you for checking this and writing this
What you just explained, is what I have ALWAYS thought about Elon Musk.
You put it correctly into words😀😍
Man stinks
@@nathanmacintosh Why exactly? Is it because he saved those astronauts? Or gave hundreds of starlink to hurricane victims? Or gave away starlink service for free so Brazil could deal with their stolen election? Or do you hate him because he is preventing you and your fascist friends from censoring political perspectives you don't like?
@@nathanmacintosh He's going to get astronauts killed. He's colluding with NASA for Moon contracts and his ideas are awful and unsafe and inefficient. I think one of the big reasons he supported Trump is to make sure he doesn't lose those death-contracts with NASA. Corruption FTW I guess!!
That lady in the background laughing!
Please be my friend 😂😂😂
hahah please be all of our friends
As a woman it is nice to see more men stand up to Elon. The amount of Elon fanboys I had to deal with over the years. "He is a rich genius! If you respect science you respect elon!"
I love observational humor! Very good stuff!
Thank you for checking it
Well....🤔, rich people need poor people to do all the hard work.
except they, the rich, they don't think that. they think they don't need anybody. you know how they pulled themselves by bootstraps to get where they are
Until the robots are doing all the grunt work for even less money and then what fate for the poor?
Robots will do it
Let the terminator robots do it for them, that I will watch.
I do NOT know this guy BUT he has instantly made my top 5 of comics I discovered this year. I know him now!! I'd pay to see him based on these 5 mins alone 😁😁Whoa!! and I see he has a Full special I can click on, right next to the comments here. I suddenly got something to look forward to! Thx Nathan 😁😁
Super nice of you. Thank you! Really appreciate you checking these things
I just watched some of your other videos. You're a great talent man. Keep this thing going. Just a matter of time.
Greatly appreciate you. Thank you
And here I thought you were gonna tell me the truth, Elon ain't going to Mars.
However, he is gonna make Uncle Sam pay for that trip. Elon's intelligence is like P.T. Barnum intelligence. Only in P.T. Barnum's era the people running the gov't were smart enough not to subsidize Barnum and Bailey with tax payer moneys!
He'll get government money for it if it ever did happen for sure
Anyone can have P.T Barnum's levels of intelligence if the people around you are gullible and poorly informed.
“And he says that like we’re” 🫲🏽🫱🏽 😂😂
haha thank you
BRILLIANT… insightful and hilarious!!
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THANK YOU, 😂 You're speaking sense
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Marketing a Star Trek fantasy to people who wouldn't last 6 months at a research station in Antarctica - where you can at least go outside and breath atmosphere that won't kill you instantly.
Not that humanity won't eventually venture out into the solar system and learn how to live in extremely hostile environments. Just not on Elon's enthusiastic timeline.
And first we have to survive global climate change, a multi-polar economic reset, challenges to democracy and geopolitical militarism.
Mars travel funds may be a bit tight over the next decade or two...
The lack of gravity in space travel causes changes in the human body, such as bone loss, that are very damaging! Incompatible with human well being!
lolol...that's why you're not into humble nature of high science...it takes ridiculous unrealistic super enthusiastic timelines to get to the goal....like even escaping earth's gravity has a greater chance of failure than success....that's why they call it rocket science
You're more optimistic than I am. Climate change, nanoplastics, loss of habitat, and on and on and on, and those are all just symptoms of the actual problem, humans are greedy sociopaths that couldn't care less about the other organisms on this planet.
I'd love to check out Antartica. Thanks for checking this
Not a Musk fan at all.
IDC if Yellowstone goes off tomorrow: getting some of our activities into space and accessing the resources of the inner Solar system is the most pressing, most helpful impactful thing that we should be doing, should have been doing since it became possible in the '70s.
If we won't have explorers on Mars doing science that might not even play into providing any help down here (and it will, space always has), the only reason we won't have anything in space happening is by choice.
As in the '70s, we decide to work towards a future of scarcity and nothing to look forward to but more wars for oil and eventually water.
If we had access to the resources of the inner Solar system, we could not only survive but thrive during +6°C warming, or an ice age.
The robots are the ones going to Mars. They can travel for 300 days turned off, and when they get there, they stay there, and they don't need to breath, and they can recharge their batteries from the sunlight, and they will work for free, mining the precious stuff and putting it on rockets that come back to Earth (to make a insanely rich person even richer.)
Currently, there is no definitive evidence to suggest that Mars contains minerals valuable enough to justify large-scale mining operations, at least not based on what we know from current data.
The whole idea is ridiculous.
*breathe. My God what you have depicted is a terrifying concept.
LOL. I posted a clear response about why mining Mars is nonsensical, and it got censored.
@@imacmill This is a comedy video, glad I made u laugh
@@sderoski1 Got any other material?
You are a great performer. Solid work!!!
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@ of course!!! As a new comic, I am starting to REALLY appreciate the blend of performance with well written jokes that have something to say. This set checked all those boxes. Well done.
Dissenters will be forced to Mars. No sane person would ever willing go.
I would go
As Philip K Dick prophesied...
Luckily, there are billions of insane people. As long as Elon goes, I'll be happy.
@@jamesalexander8872 they'll send you to build the infrastructure. Go get an application.
@@Celandine2 which book?
3:15 300 days with no WiFi!! 😂
Not a bit!
This guy is actually not only making jokes about this stuff, but is also pointing out how ridiculous all of these ideas thought up by these billionaires really are. 👍🏼
Appreciate you checking it!
This guy is hysterical and so insightful!
Bill Burr looked good with hair.😅
Someone walked behind me while the video was playing and said "Oh, I love Bill Burr" (There's no joke here, I'm just pointing out yours is valid)
a Bill Burr/ Eminem mix
Bill Burr meets Philip J Fry
GOLD Bro
Funniest bit I have seen in a long time! Love this guy.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is gold! Musk is a FRAUD. 😂😂😂😂
Thank you!
Spot on
Thank you
Most of us can't afford "affordable housing".
Very true
He’s so on point every time! 😅👏
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Thanks for the video
Thank you
You are so refreshing to listen to, not only enjoyable but it’s been a nice change to laugh again. Thank you Nathan, you rock. 💝👏🏻💝👏🏻💝
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Great stuff!
Thanks!
Poignant. Well done Nathan.❤
You’re hilarious 😂 you’ve got a new fan here
Appreciate you!
this is actually funny for a change 😂
finally someone punching up and not resorting to lazy old lame “Anti-woke, they wanna cancel me while I resurext my dying career off of spewing the most cringe racust 💩 and literally profit from it”!
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I'm a huge SpaceX fan, but laugh hysterically each and every time I see this routine. Thanks, Nathan! You are spot on!
it's human nature to doubt the next "new" thing....they did the same thing when telephones came out, along with cars, along with the Industrial Revolution....a bunch of hateful "has-been" trolls...afraid of the future, being all pessimistic. What they don't realize is...the very TH-cam videos they make using their computers were a result of technology based on principles that people like them probably rejected lolol
Greatly appreciate you! Thanks
When Musk says "we" he means himself, his valet, cook, security squad, folks to actually run the ship, a film crew to record his exploits. You know, the little people. I laughed when Nathan pointed out that Musk, like other rich folk, aren't talking to us, they're talking to each other, so true.
Yes! Talking to each other
not what i expected but loved it!!
Thank you
So true, Nathan. And also very funny. Thank you for your comedy
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Hey man, finish the movie dude!!! Lolol
Really wish they would have
so incredibly good. very very well written...brilliantly funny as well...the trip to jamaica...man..so good.
Thank you!
Preach Nathan! Hope the Elon fanboys hear this and introspect.
who cares ? In 4 years he is over....like OVER. Tesla is almost bancrupt and when the right wing Oligarchy crashes they are all finished for ever
Not happening, sadly
Rightt.. since he’s not bringing truck drivers, fast food employees, and day traders we should just shut it down lol
The whole point is to keep the human race alive even if earth was hit by an astroid or nuked to oblivion.. but i dont expect you to understand how thats a major step in human evolution..
Just watch your football and dont let the smart people upset you
Just got to the ai/robot part, i do think that shits ridiculous but honestly after hearing from other people doing it im happy elon is trying to take over the industry because some of them dont put mankind first like elon does
@TheAntManMan, I’m not sure if this is satire or not
Couple of those ladies are clearly getting their ENTIRE life 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Dude this is hilarious, but you kind of sound like Marty McFly's future son in Back to the Future part 2 😅
I'll take both of these things haha
I rarely laugh at comedy but I've been laughing my ass off at this. The timing, the voice, the substance
Thank you, Brian!
Woman are from Venus and Men are from Mars.
Everybody can now 'go home'. 😂
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Thank you!
Thank you
Excellent 😂😹
Thank you
Martian dialogue during dinner: - You know folks, some charlatan from earth is coming to visit us. Please guys, get some decent pants and shoes this time for Zeus sake!
That’s genius😂😂😂😂😂
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You are like a young Bill Burr❤ My favourite comedian❤
He got 3 billion to go to the moon and didn’t get to orbit! It’s just a grift,
Full grift. Thank you
0:21 same thing with a lot of productivity advice
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Can we send just musk to mars, on a one way journey?
Him and a robot might go
Control of space is an essential for military advantage.
... damn. Space Army
No worries. Elmo isn't going to Mars either.
And if the rich could go, they would definitely take poor people with them to Mars. Or else, they would have to work and actually produce something. They can't be rich without having the poor work for them.
Shhhhh
love the perspectives!
Thank you!
Strange coming from somebody named after a Computer.
Well my father should have stopped messing around!
Thanks for the chuckle, Mr Mac.....we gotta laugh to keep from cryin'. 11,501st sub here.
One million percent right. Thank you
I could use one of those robots cuz I can't reach stuff on the top shelf!😂
It's on it's way
BOSS commentary, bravo!
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bro, they'll need guinea pigs
They’ll probably give free tickets to the vaxxed. Career Guinea pigs.
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America will get Idiocracy, Australia will get Mad Max and so on. Thats our future. If we have the power to terraform Mars, then we can fix Earth.
"I am covered in butter" 🤣🤣🤣
Elon Musk has nerdy interests, and he was a nerdy guy at a time when rich guys thought nerdy guys were going to make them richer. And on the whole they weren't wrong, but while Musk had good timing, he's not that bright a guy.
Musk isn’t nerdy, he’s weird. Bezos, nerd city.
@@atticusandwinifred3274 I could go with that. But Musk likes rockets, Mars and robot cars. So he certainly puts himself across as a nerd. He has nerdy interests. But yeah, he's just a weird oligarch. Bezos seems equally crazy, mind.
Not that bright a guy? He's literally the most accomplished entrepreneur in human history. He literally engineered parts of the Raptor rocket engines and is the lead designer... because they were unable to find anyone who could do it. He increased the value of Tesla by 26,000%. He single-handedly created a GLOBAL charging network for electric vehicles, that the entire industry uses, and also made the gold standard for large-scale battery storage. He founded Paypal and the way we pay with digital currency - and wrote that code himself. Twitter was losing $4 million / day and now they are profitable, under his leadership in 1 year. In a decade every single automaker on the planet will pay Elon to use his software and platform. Pretty obvious it is YOU who aren't that bright.
Elon is half genius half moron. Like rain man. And yes he had Aspergers...FANBOY!
@@Dave-cf4vd Musk has a general sort of bachelor of arts in Physics, and a degree in sciency business. He doesn't design the rockets or the cars or the batteries. He didn't create Paypal, or Tesla (which didn't turn a profit until 2020. It survived by selling its green credits to tradtional car manufacturers so they could escape fines for not reducing their CO2 emmisions) or Space X.
Back in 1995 he bought an off-the-shelf, open source Navteq system and typed the contents of a phone book into it. The businessmen he presented it to were astonished- "it's like a phone book! On a COMPUTER!" and they gave him three million dollars to hire people who could code better, and this was later bought by Compaq. He didn't even have the idea for the company himself! Musk took the money from that, invested it in other people's companies, and many of which later payid him off handsomely to go away before he could sink them.
He also didn't found Paypal, a company he did co-found, X-Bank, merged with Confinity and that became Paypal. And Twitter is hardly profitable now if it has lost around 80% of its value, is it?
He has a lot more money than me, true. Although, most of it is in company shares whose value varies regularly depending on what traders think they are worth.
That one lady in the crowd is rolling 😂🎉
Send Donald Trump and his crew to Mars…one way ticket!
Send everyone to Mars who has a high paying useless job. Yes, that's half the population of most first world countries.
Musk is now in the crew
Loved this. btw are you related to Bobcat? You got the classic, bobcat goldthwait tremble in your voice.
Thank you and no not at all haha
This guy is new Bill Burr!!!! Nice!!!!
Bro you nailed it 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you
You are a Hoot, thanks
They've already said that the first manned trip to Mars is going to be a one-way trip They don't have any plans on getting them back home they're going to be going there to start setting up the beginnings of a colony, because they won't have the fuel capacity to make the return trip
That's funny, I made a few posts about Mars One a few hours ago, and they're already gone. And they say be careful what you post online, because it will be there forever, unless you're wealthy, then anything can be removed instantly, completely and permanently.
So still, we're not going
"They've already said" Ha ha 'nuff said-
AGREED
3 years. I just listened to Neil Degrass Tyseon, it won't happen.
Don't listen to kneel on grass
OMG - you seriously think Neil Degass Tyson is worth listening to?? He doesn't even know what a woman is.
I saw 270-300 days. Regardless we're not going
We’ve already moved our supply chains out of the US, and while we’re not a big corporate player, we are in a very niche market dealing/requiring high-tech servers and infrastructure. The risks posed by political instability and unpredictable leadership-whether from figures like Trump or the influence of people like Elon Musk-are simply too significant for our business model. We can’t afford to have our operations tied to uncertain decision-making or policies that could disrupt supply chains or access to technology.
We’ve finalized our move to the UK, EU, and Taiwan for all our tech and cloud infrastructure needs. Interestingly, the UK was a surprise choice even for us, but it offered a good balance of stability and accessibility.
We’ve also decided to stop pursuing a Starlink connection. While the technology is impressive, the potential risks, including reliance on a service controlled by a single, often unpredictable individual, outweigh the benefits. In short, we’ve opted for more secure, stable partnerships to keep our business running smoothly.
Welcome to the UK.
Thank you for this
You sure do talk a lot about being covered in butter 😂 what's going on at home!
It's my 'Git R' Done!'
Saying that Musk is autistic is a horrible insult to autistic people. Musk can't be autistic because many of those people are actually smart.
wow… bill burr looks great! 🤭
Aye! Glad 'm not the only one that thought that same thing.
America needs more of you.
So far America disagrees haha but thank you
@@nathanmacintosh This is precisely why they need more of you! Thank you for your hard work!
Here's the main reason none of us are going to Mars
Starship does not work. It barely gets into LEO and it's a hollow shell with no payload or even floors. It failed and Ellen spent all the contract money not getting stage one
@@lefthookouchmcarm4520 Look, I know you didn't read my comment but.... really, read my comment before replying because what you said has no relation to what I pointed out.
Mars is Hype scam. Rockets only use is launching Satellites + service ISS. Starling has 6600 in LEO now, aiming for 42,000. the 5 year lifespan. Musk be spaces biggest polluter. European Space Agency states a Human can not survive Radiation levels traveling past ISS, is also why ISS @ LEO - Radiation
I don’t think I want to go.
Other reason is he wouldn't take us
Doesn’t work? It’s already launched a few times successfully. Even catching the biggest and most powerful rocket ever built. And for testing they aren’t trying to get out of low earth orbit.
Solid! The craking voice adds to the _poor-in-the-clutches-of-despair_ persona. Very relatable.
Really appreciate this. Thank you
Goldthwait reincarnate?
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I loved it when he called into art bells show and talked about his escape from area 51
Elon?
Is this a comedian? I cannot tell.
Same