Linden NZ Then that’s definitely on my list to check out next. You can tell she has some performance chops in acting or something in the arts. Thank you for the recommendation!
Maybe because in real life if somebody is that awkward and antisocial then it’s worrying but if it’s same then you know it’s probably not true. Also all the words sound more pronounced since she’s spacing them out.
in case you needed more convincing and didn’t watch the end: the side affects include (but are not limited to) vampirism, unlocking 100% of the brain, veganism, stockholm syndrome, greyscale, additional limb growth, and superhuman strength
Her: "Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly (pick one depending on person)" Me: This is a load of barnacles... Her: "Would you like to be taller..." M: "Mhmm ok, keep going, yeah i'm listening."
I love that you probably had to do more than one take because it sounded too natural..... "surely I can make this more awkward?" xD EDIT: The last "side effect" had me chuckling to myself!
I really thought about redoing some parts, especially when the thunderstorm interrupted near the end. But unless something massively goes wrong and I have to start from scratch, I always go with the first and only take because it's more organic!
@@JubileeWhispers That's impressive for a single take, you're very funny & very relaxing at the same time. I love your videos, especially the Skyrim ones, as you can probably tell!
In the reviews she say Steve R. Which is a reference to Steve Rogers aka Captain America and Steve R. Claims he’s now taller and stronger ( Captain America: The First Avenger ) he’s able to rip fire wood In half with his bare hands ( Avengers: Age of Ultron ) and that his butt has never looked better ( Avengers: Endgame ) anyways just thought those references were kinda cool.
I'm giving this a like, not because I enjoyed it - because it caused me pain, but because of how expertly crafted this is and how well it delivered said pain. Well done./?
Me: “do you recommend this?” Her: “yes I highly recommend this....ummmmmm..... I do personally take miracle X three times a day and this has been the happiest day of my life” Me:👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁 AND THE TINGLES THO IDK HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT IN UR VIDS GREAT JOB!!
How hard she worked on this from the clothing, to the way she speaks, to having a set plan is so underrated
1:00 I INSTANTLY busted out laughing 😂 Hints of an undiscovered comical genius in the making?
she said "🥴"
Valentine대런 They actually have an emoji for that expression?! 🤣 wow
Have you seen her incompetent doctor role plays? They are super funny too.
Linden NZ Then that’s definitely on my list to check out next. You can tell she has some performance chops in acting or something in the arts. Thank you for the recommendation!
Same :D
I truly cannot understand how that attitude stresses the hell out of me in real life and relaxes me sooo much when watching ASMR 🙃
Same!!
Maybe because in real life if somebody is that awkward and antisocial then it’s worrying but if it’s same then you know it’s probably not true. Also all the words sound more pronounced since she’s spacing them out.
idk if you have seen Parks and Rec, but you nailed the April impression
Aubrey plaza??
@@_miguelithink_5636 I think so. If so I agree
"this is the happiest I've ever been in my life" 🥴
Please do more of this! Would absolutely love a longer version of essentially the same thing. Thank you for introducing me to this amazing product!
"Steve R" - I see Cap is making a cameo, I love it!
Right? That was slick as hell
Is Joe B, Supposed to be Joe Biden?
"insomnia resulting in a stranger whispering to you on the internet" quite the side effect, don't think i've heard of that before
in case you needed more convincing and didn’t watch the end: the side affects include (but are not limited to) vampirism, unlocking 100% of the brain, veganism, stockholm syndrome, greyscale, additional limb growth, and superhuman strength
i become a vampire and vegan? does that mean i do photosynthesis like those plants? 😶👀👀👀
Worth it to unlock 100% of the brain
@@HugoStiglitz88 And to get Superhuman strength and the chance of growing an extra superhumanly strong arm.
And pentapox, Didn’t your cousin Chang die from it?
GREYSCALE AKDJFWHHQ
Giving me very Aubrey Plaza vibes I love it LOL
Quinn Deveraux I was thinking the same thing!
Agreed.
She is my muse
JubileeWhispers I think you mean moose. A common mistake.
JubileeWhispers she’s my celebrity crush
This is so good, I haven't fallen asleep because I was laughing so much but I feel extremely uplifited, which I think I needed. Thanks, Allison!
Been watching ASMR for years and never seen anything like this! This is amazing!
This is on my top 3 favorites of all time I'd love to see you do something similar
I keep comming back to this video. The audio settings are so perfect here!
Her: "Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly (pick one depending on person)"
Me: This is a load of barnacles...
Her: "Would you like to be taller..."
M: "Mhmm ok, keep going, yeah i'm listening."
You wrote M instead of me
Btw this is SO relateable 😂
“Do you find yourself sneezing on occasion and breathing too loudly/quietly?”
Me: “How did she know?! 😮
This is artistic genius. And also relaxing.
She look like she’s trying so hard not to laugh 😆
Need a series of this so badly
The way you talk in this reminds me of deb from Napoleon dynamite. You should do more of these this was really funny
LimeCayOyster *eats a sandwich, drinks egg yolk and talks gibberish*
@@nmckoyy "Yeah a few years back I found a few Shoshone arrowheads in the field"
"I see you're drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
Literally thinking the same thing 🤣
god i love your soft spoken voice 😭 hopefully we get a part 2 where the pills turn people into zombies.
This is the greatest ASMR roleplay of all time
Brilliant! The video I needed right now without even knowing that I needed it.
I love that you probably had to do more than one take because it sounded too natural..... "surely I can make this more awkward?" xD
EDIT: The last "side effect" had me chuckling to myself!
I really thought about redoing some parts, especially when the thunderstorm interrupted near the end. But unless something massively goes wrong and I have to start from scratch, I always go with the first and only take because it's more organic!
@@JubileeWhispers That's impressive for a single take, you're very funny & very relaxing at the same time. I love your videos, especially the Skyrim ones, as you can probably tell!
I think I have watched this video a thousand times since you uploaded it! Please, ineptly sell me as many dangerous products as you can!!
You're so multitalented. This was brilliant!
When i heard cinco i said hell no wheres tim and eric
Cinco helps you watch your friends sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Excellent delivery. Came across as well-informed and really believed in her product. 10/10 salesperson 👍
"Do you have a second to talk about an amazing product that will change your life?"
I'm ready to buy it and give it to you, you need it.
This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for 🥱
LMAO I literally said "Cinco Phone" before you did :p the Cinco product commercials are my favorite part of T&E
In the reviews she say Steve R. Which is a reference to Steve Rogers aka Captain America and Steve R. Claims he’s now taller and stronger ( Captain America: The First Avenger ) he’s able to rip fire wood In half with his bare hands ( Avengers: Age of Ultron ) and that his butt has never looked better ( Avengers: Endgame ) anyways just thought those references were kinda cool.
You posted right as I was about to take a nap!!! Thank you!!😭❤️
I am conflicted. Relaxed and anxious at the same time
Yo this was actually 🔥 great work, super relaxing 😎
I have too big a list to comment on all of the things I loved about this video. You're a regular Tim Heidecker. But more relaxing ! Thanks so much !
I'm giving this a like, not because I enjoyed it - because it caused me pain, but because of how expertly crafted this is and how well it delivered said pain. Well done./?
You’re reminding me of April from parks and Rec and it scares me 😂💕
no one gonna talk about the women and her demon having a tea party 🤔
The ol sleep paralysis demon
I never comment but this video is so cute 🥺 also, YOU’RE really really pretty!
She has a lisp that is so satisfying
I want to sleep but every time I'm about to close my eyes I start laughing 😭 "Now I have a 7.0 gpa"
This was perfectly executed and still relaxing
The acting in this is superior! Love it.
Great video! Actually gave me asmr, which is becoming more and more rare!
I like you switching between whisper and soft spoken
This was great! 👍
The side effects 🤣🤣🤣
The tie is the best part.
This is the funniest asmr video ever. I love it. The ending killed me. Never change.
I truly love these type of asmr vids where it's just talking
this was so hilarious but also so relaxing omg i love it!!
this reminds me of my favorite old school asmr when sales people would call your home phone and pitch to you, one of my first asmr.
This roleplay is PERFECT 🤯
It’s a crime that you haven’t made videos like this at all again
I think I have probably watched this at least twelve times in the last month and I still giggle every time. I loooove this one 😆
This is sooooo funny and relaxing 😂💖💖💖 love it!
Me: “do you recommend this?”
Her: “yes I highly recommend this....ummmmmm..... I do personally take miracle X three times a day and this has been the happiest day of my life”
Me:👁👄👁
➖👄➖
👁👄👁
AND THE TINGLES THO IDK HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THAT IN UR VIDS GREAT JOB!!
This rules, this was so good. I really hope you do more!
This video made me subscribe. Such a great character!
I loved this asmr, I know, I’m a little late to this- but hey! Better late then never lol. Hope she still doing asmr cause she great at it
30 seconds in and I loved it. "and correct lefthandedness" hahahaha
Definitely a Taylor ASMR vibe here. Very fun, love the piece
Love this!! 😂😂
Lmfaoooo I love that Captain America reference is so subtle most people won’t notice it. We need a role play now maybe an agent carter rp??
I love the Tim and Eric reference and the Captain America one too 😆
So far you're the first person to catch the Captain America one (or at least first to mention it!) 😄
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS VIDEO
I love everything about this
I keep re watching this because I honestly enjoyed it
7.0 gpa holy crap, where do you buy miracle x
this is so good i love it
Fixes left handedness? But what am I supposed to do about all the left hand specific stuff I have ;-;
sell it to buy more miracleX
Don’t worry about it
Left handedness is nothing to fix. Studies prove we're superior. Wrong handed people are just jealous
Still one of my favorites to this day
Where can someone get this Miracle X? I want to fit in my navy suit for war.
Me when I did door to door charity sales...
Please so more like this/with this character!
I can’t tell if this is adorable, hilarious or horrifying. Perhaps a mix of the lot.
"Just how does Miracle X do all that and more? Don't worry about it" 😂🤣
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS TINGLY! IT'S AMAZING.
Really channelling April Ludgate
Finally!! I’ve been looking for something to correct my left-handedness for years! So tired of the ink smudging from my hand :(
JUBILEE: any constructive criticism
ME: well you sent me off to sleep
JUBILEE: That's kinda rUdE
ME: .......
This gives me strong Deb, from Napoleon Dynamite vibes.
3:40 captain americas real origin story
A Cinco product lol...nice...Thank you for making these videos,your voice is soo relaxing.
why was this video so entertaining
Amazing roleplay 😁👍🏾
Lol dude I love this video it is so hilarious! I'm re-watching parks and recreation and this reminds me of April xD!
You can never re-watch Parks and Rec too many times!
This was so funny, keep it coming
I wanted so long for a new “survey” video. I liked this one! But I prefer a more professional one!❤️
Strong Aubrey plaza vibes.
I've been sneaking it into my gf's food for weeks. The jury is still out on it curing her left handedness.
I get some April Ludgate vibes, love it!
Awesome video, so creative. I love your videos!
Love this video. Really good asmr
YOU ARE SO PRETTY
Yes I read all the side effects and now i feel better thanks miracle x
The advertisement of those water cooling ac's work pretty well. I have 2 of them. Get them, now !!!
Really enjoyed this video! What's your set-up for "mounting" your phone camera?
Pretty great comedy writing 😂😂
This is so silly and cute haha. Love it!
“Steve R” LMAOOOOO IM ROLLING
This is so good 👍😌