Chairman Neoneko! “ ÒwÓ Today’s music SUCKS. I *hate* my generation. I only listen to monkey oots and insect buzzing from 1000000000000000 years ago. I’m _SO_ much smarter and elegant than everyone else because I have a different music taste 😤 uwu”
Don't worry! Do what Peter did! I am the djwjejrughxbjsiehrhf General sjrutufbdbsjsjrhfbx dndbdjdnsbdjd mineral dbxjebgjdjsbrbfh historical fjdjejrnfjdn with the eggs on top
Wait ... Got it ! Ahough the Express rail fare is honestly quite criminal, Its marginally quicker and it gets you to the terminal, They say the tube is quicker but I haven't got an Oyster Card, I tried to find a ticket booth but actually it's rather hard; When you've gone through security and wound your way through duty free This is the modern paradigm of traveller anonymity.
I have seen a bunch of versions of this on TH-cam, and while this guy is good, I think the best version is from a Canadian Festival in 1985 where the general enters coming down a slide (hidden behind rocks).
@@Musicfan1020 What happened to his reply? For those who didn’t see it, he said: when he says when he can tell a Mauser rifle from a javelin, he throws the flag like a javelin!
Gilbert didn't take himself too seriously and made a joke about his own operetta. Bit like how Disney took the piss in The Lion King when Zazu starts singing "It's a Small World" and Scar yells "No! ANYTHING but that!"
The patter is fantastically intricate and well delivered, and I love the jovial buffonishness of the Major-General. But what sells this scene to me is the pirate captains look of absolute 'WTF is going on right now.' through the entire song XD
This man's preening prose and puffery is of enough significance to make pirates pause plundering and ponder puzzledly, and pushes me to produce a piece of whimsy guff packed full of the letter P... I ran out of wind and posted anyway for one more proficient to finish properly.
I have seen some renditions of the part of mayor general by now in youtube, and I like very much how each one makes a different interpretation of the character. Some actors play it with seriousness and solemnity, other do it in a cocky way, and this one simply makes the character to play along the scene. It is so funny each new time.
It is interesting also to see how many lyrics get 'updated' to make current and more local references and jokes. As the song was originally full of digs and references to the current political and military leaders of the time.
During the 19th century officers in the British army would often buy their commissions. So they were well educated but not always intelligent or good officers. The plucky and adventurous bit for example could refer to the poorly thought out cavalry charges that were common at the time. Men chasing glory would ride with sabers drawn straight into the bayonets of French farmers. You pretty much have hit the nail on the head though.
He is the very model of a man who drives a Cavalier He’d like to have a Griffin but he found that it was much too dear He would have had a Jaguar, it really is a lovely car But in the end he settled for a light blue Vauxhall Cavalier Wrote that for a friend of mine who sadly is now dead. RIP Peter
I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because i am an expert (which i know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
Also happens in tge finale of mozart don giovanni, when leporello recognizes an aria from "the marriage of Figaro" and utters "i know this one, unfortunately"
I like how the implication of this performance of this song is that their father does this so often that the daughters have an entire backup routine for it.
I've lost count how many times I've attempted this song and ended up a babbling mess. Any performer that can get through this song without getting mush-mouthed is my hero!
Tom Lehrer did a hilarious takeoff on the tune of this song around 1960, naming the chemical elements in no particular order, through nobelium (atomic number 102), closing with “There may be many others but they haven’t been discahvered,” pronounced to rhyme with “Hahvahd.”
I love this song. This chap does it best of all - with his acting. Every time I watch it I giggle. Great job. G&S would think this is the best. I'm sure.
"Have you ever known what it is to be an orphan?" "Often!" I love this play, and was lucky to see it twice in Los Angeles in 1980, with Barry Bostwick, Andy Gibb and Pam Dawber!
My thought exactly. I had thought that this would serve as a nice tribute to Sir Peter Jonas, who was General Director of the English National Opera from 1985-1993 and who died on April 22, 2020. But the scrappy chorus singing does the production little credit. (I then discovered that the show dates from June 2015 and was posted at that time, so we can absolve Jonas from any association with this one.) R.I.P anyway, Sir Peter.
This song changes EVERY time I hear it... how many variations are there? (and I would absoLUTELY love to have a copy of the movie with Angela Lansbury).
The performer directed me decades ago in a London opera group called Opera Viva. He underplays it & doesn't gabble it. Personally I always do the military accent.
After nearly 10 minutes after hearing the McDonald's menu song from the 80's and recognizing the tune from my music history class, I have finally found the original song the McDonald's menu song was based off of lmao
I had a Patrick Sky record album from the '60s, with guest Mississippi John Hurt singing Gibert and Sullivan! The lyrics were, "Gilbert and Sullivan". Everybody laughed, a great song. Then I discovered this one. Just as good.
I remember listening to this song (entire album) back in 68/69. I played it on my mini HiFi over and over. I’m now 63 years old and I’m still listen to this day.❤️🎶
"Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore." O Gilbert and Sullivan, you sly lads. :)
Hello from Japan. I am using a translator. I listened to Tom Lehrer's "The elements song" translated into Japanese when I was in elementary school. I recently found out that the original song is "Major-General's Song" and came here to listen to it. It's a very good song with an addictive quality that makes me listen to it over and over again. Thank you for the opportunity to meet this song. I also like "Major-General's Song" sung by Minion(*ˊ˘ˋ*)♡
This is a patter song the name patter derives from Pater Noster (Our Father) and refers to the speed at which the Lord's Prayer was sometimes recited. This mustbe the best-known of all G&S's patter songs (nothing to do with rap) and how anyone can get through it without losing the words is beyond me!
The medals the Maj-General wears look real. They are (from top down and left to right): Sutlej Medal (1846) Punjab Medal (1849) Army of India Medal (1851) (possibly) South Africa Medal (1853) (possibly) Baltic Medal (1856) Empress of India Medal (1877) Indian Mutiny Medal (1858) India General Service Medal (1854) Crimean War Medal (1854)
That is freakin' great when all the ladies sang the line "Commisary-ate" (watch all their reaction, that is great, also!!) and surprised the heck out of him... If one does not know, that is his line, not the chorus' line. =)))
I watched ONE video about this.. this THING, and now I get them all over my recommendations! I have no idea what the hell is going on in the UK, but I like this.
My choir is putting The Pirates of Penzances on with the local opera house in July and now I'm watching this (and occasionally the xkcd version when I need something to unwind) on repeat. Pros: I definitely know all of the lyrics by heart now. Cons: I definitely know *all* of the lyrics by heart now. Including those of the soloist and also the alternative xkcd lyrics. Oh well 😂
This is why I take drama for GCSE. This entire song is a power move. I’m learning how to recite the general’s verses for the sole purpose of theatrical intimidation.
“I’m very good at integral and differential calculus”
God, I wish I was a modern major-general
Well he's a model modern major-general, you could be a shit modern major-general :d
You'll never guess what I'm doing while listening to that part of the song
@@bobjoe4888 my mother
Give the job to a modern mainframe terminal!
u mean, u wish u were the very model of a modern major general
Major General is the Godfather of Rap.
Sadly we lost the elegance in modern day.
Chairman Neoneko!
“ ÒwÓ Today’s music SUCKS. I *hate* my generation.
I only listen to monkey oots and insect buzzing from 1000000000000000 years ago.
I’m _SO_ much smarter and elegant than everyone else because I have a different music taste 😤 uwu”
Oh well said! Good one!
The major general walked so Eminem could run
@@trucetruce335 what an old man you are. I listen to neanderthals banging rocks
That actor when he has to sing this song:
*Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.*
AGH! My heart!
Bastion Boi
I understood that reference :)
I have an urge to test seashells right now after listening to this..😭
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I’m in my school musical, and we’re doing this play! I’m the modern major-general.
*...god help me.*
ComedyBits Good luck with being good with Integral Calculus and Differential Equations.
Wow me right now
Major-general
How'd it go?
Don't worry! Do what Peter did!
I am the djwjejrughxbjsiehrhf General sjrutufbdbsjsjrhfbx dndbdjdnsbdjd mineral dbxjebgjdjsbrbfh historical fjdjejrnfjdn with the eggs on top
So basically he knows everything except what he needs to know to be the very model of a modern Major General...
I reccomend a promotion.
That'll shift him out of the way!
No. Most of what he claims to know is nonsense. For instance, just how do you hum a fugue?
@@BlackMonk66 science
@@defox5019 You mean by genetically modifying someone to have at least two mouths, so they'll be able to hum separate lines? Yeah, that could work.
@@BlackMonk66 Maybe he does have 2 mouths
Why does the set look like the inside of an airport terminal
Wait ... Got it !
Ahough the Express rail fare is honestly quite criminal,
Its marginally quicker and it gets you to the terminal,
They say the tube is quicker but I haven't got an Oyster Card,
I tried to find a ticket booth but actually it's rather hard;
When you've gone through security and wound your way through duty free
This is the modern paradigm of traveller anonymity.
Yes, it is indeed a model of a modern major terminal.
@@chocolatesouljah
Too kind, thank you. Now, get you back to work. ;)
@@darrenclements fucking hilarious
@@travistommy8864 Which is what SHE said last night.
I have seen a bunch of versions of this on TH-cam, and while this guy is good, I think the best version is from a Canadian Festival in 1985 where the general enters coming down a slide (hidden behind rocks).
@riflemanusa YES! That's the one! Got to love it!
@@Musicfan1020 What happened to his reply? For those who didn’t see it, he said: when he says when he can tell a Mauser rifle from a javelin, he throws the flag like a javelin!
@@reichtangle7734 I don’t know. Maybe he deleted his profile?
@@Musicfan1020 Yeah probably.
It's this one, for those wondering: th-cam.com/video/hlTisI_HSgw/w-d-xo.html
Heck, I can tell a Mauser from a javelin, but that calculus stuff is way outside my league.
amadeusamwater that’s the point, he has barely a rudimentary knowledge of military matters despite being very knowledgable about everything else.
Eat lots of fig NEWTONS and you can understand calculus. Would I LEIBNITZ to you? Or move to Little Rock (that’s what “calculus” means).
@@deeznoots6241 so that's why he's only better in tactics than a novice in a nunnery
you ever tried integrals? quite the pain
Operas used to diss each other back then??? That verse about that “nonsense from the Pinafore” made me do a double take.
Actually both are written by the same people lol
Gilbert taking a dig at himself there since he wrote the thing. :P
Gilbert didn't take himself too seriously and made a joke about his own operetta. Bit like how Disney took the piss in The Lion King when Zazu starts singing "It's a Small World" and Scar yells "No! ANYTHING but that!"
Both written by Gilbert and Sullivan
Gilbert and Sullivan wrote Pinafore so they were doing self deprecating humor
The patter is fantastically intricate and well delivered, and I love the jovial buffonishness of the Major-General.
But what sells this scene to me is the pirate captains look of absolute 'WTF is going on right now.' through the entire song XD
This man's preening prose and puffery is of enough significance to make pirates pause plundering and ponder puzzledly, and pushes me to produce a piece of whimsy guff packed full of the letter P... I ran out of wind and posted anyway for one more proficient to finish properly.
Excellent, sir! (raises hat)
I have seen some renditions of the part of mayor general by now in youtube, and I like very much how each one makes a different interpretation of the character. Some actors play it with seriousness and solemnity, other do it in a cocky way, and this one simply makes the character to play along the scene. It is so funny each new time.
It is interesting also to see how many lyrics get 'updated' to make current and more local references and jokes. As the song was originally full of digs and references to the current political and military leaders of the time.
gotta love theater
I love the version where the major general makes his entrance by swooping down a slide, while standing!
"That infernal nonsense Pinafore," great stuff!
Best song to sing as your cirriculum vitae when you make a job application.
LOOOOL
Post video.
Basically a Modern Major General is a living encyclopedia?
Dubem Ogwulumba actually not true if you'd listen to it all
During the 19th century officers in the British army would often buy their commissions. So they were well educated but not always intelligent or good officers. The plucky and adventurous bit for example could refer to the poorly thought out cavalry charges that were common at the time. Men chasing glory would ride with sabers drawn straight into the bayonets of French farmers. You pretty much have hit the nail on the head though.
Han5 Wermhat he also says that his military knowledge “has only been brought down to the beginning of the century “
That's right! Our Man M-M-G was Wikipedia before there was Wikipedia.
Pretty much. He knows everything there is to know, except that which would be actually useful for his job.
That was the weirdest version of The Pirates of the Caribbean I ever watched.
It is "The Pirates of Penzance".
Clive Goodman oh wow I didn’t know that... it isn’t like the *title* says it.
So it would seem.
@@clivegoodman16 woooooosh
Clive Goodman i think its a joke... jesus.
He is the very model of a man who drives a Cavalier
He’d like to have a Griffin but he found that it was much too dear
He would have had a Jaguar, it really is a lovely car
But in the end he settled for a light blue Vauxhall Cavalier
Wrote that for a friend of mine who sadly is now dead. RIP Peter
My FrIeNd iS dEaD gIvE Me LiKeS
@@jamessuselessfacts5736 What is wrong with you? You make me hate people like yourself basement bottom feeder.
Hehehehehe hey lois I died before my friend could write this song too me
The second daughter from the left is so hilariously enthusiastic
Kinda cute, too...
Who wouldn't be if you get to sing in this song :)
Is she the one who draws the right triangle during the "square of the hypotenuse" line (0:42) ? So cute and plucky
she’s really good lmao
I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because i am an expert (which i know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
WTF?
@@jorenvanderark3567 Mass Effect 2 reference!
IN SHORT IN STUDIES RANGING FROM THE URBAN TO AGRARIAN, HE IS THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN.
I knew that someone was going to quote Mordin Solus LMAO
@@jorenvanderark3567 th-cam.com/video/umN7YOsmGl4/w-d-xo.html
1:25 Did a character from a Gilbert and Sullivan musical just insult Gilbert and Sullivan?
Yep
4th wall break
Sometimes people hate themselves
Also happens in tge finale of mozart don giovanni, when leporello recognizes an aria from "the marriage of Figaro" and utters "i know this one, unfortunately"
Yep - and it was in the original lyrics, too. Gilbert knew how to make fun of himself.
I like how the implication of this performance of this song is that their father does this so often that the daughters have an entire backup routine for it.
YES
I've lost count how many times I've attempted this song and ended up a babbling mess. Any performer that can get through this song without getting mush-mouthed is my hero!
Eminem has been real quiet when this dropped
Have I heard this song many times?
Yes
Will I click it every time it shows up in my recommended?
Absolutely!
That was great. How the Major General can remember the words, and sing them so quickly really amazes me.
he isn't the very model of a modern major general for nothing
Just a shout out for the costumes which are absolutely beautiful! ❤
Tom Lehrer did a hilarious takeoff on the tune of this song around 1960, naming the chemical elements in no particular order, through nobelium (atomic number 102), closing with “There may be many others but they haven’t been discahvered,” pronounced to rhyme with “Hahvahd.”
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard
Mass Effect also did a take on this with "Scientist Salarian".
He made it to the end, and never missed a syllable of Gilbert's insane lyrics. Fantastic!
A girl in my drama class has been sentenced to preform this song in monologue form, I wish her the best of luck
The girls' reactions are pitch-perfect! They really make the song.
Those backup singers were so badly out of sync and hard to understand, I wouldn't be surprised if they had never practiced once.
Old guy must be pretty fit to have the breath to sing such long phrases right after jumping around like that.
"Had to be me. Anyone else might've gotten it wrong."
“Genophage cured. Krogan free. New beginning, for all of us”
@@PURPLECATDUDE7734 If you makes him sing in ME2, Mordin begun to sing instead of saying that.
"In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous."
Wow. Just...wow. Learning that line must take as much work as that feat.
I love this song. This chap does it best of all - with his acting. Every time I watch it I giggle. Great job. G&S would think this is the best. I'm sure.
Gilbert and Sullivan making fun of their on operetta
That infernal nonsense Pinafore.
He really is, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, the very model of a modern major-general
This is at or near the pinnacle of our culture.
"Have you ever known what it is to be an orphan?"
"Often!"
I love this play, and was lucky to see it twice in Los Angeles in 1980, with Barry Bostwick, Andy Gibb and Pam Dawber!
Was it my imagination, or did the ladies chorus sound all out of sync with each other and the orchestra
Frank Ch. Eigler Whenever I try singing this it comes out completely fucked
Agreed. Slightly better later.
Yeah, not great.
And they squeal and giggle too much.
My thought exactly. I had thought that this would serve as a nice tribute to Sir Peter Jonas, who was General Director of the English National Opera from 1985-1993 and who died on April 22, 2020. But the scrappy chorus singing does the production little credit. (I then discovered that the show dates from June 2015 and was posted at that time, so we can absolve Jonas from any association with this one.) R.I.P anyway, Sir Peter.
Hell yeah! That was awesome!
This song changes EVERY time I hear it... how many variations are there? (and I would absoLUTELY love to have a copy of the movie with Angela Lansbury).
Love the 19th century backdrop.
The performer directed me decades ago in a London opera group called Opera Viva. He underplays it & doesn't gabble it. Personally I always do the military accent.
Trying to learn Gilbert and Sullivan lyrics is so much more fun than word puzzles! I should think would keep one's mind pretty sharp!
♪I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!♪
Someone else might have gotten it wrong. ;)
When matters come back tactical, and physics theoretical, I am the very model of a modern major general!
I broke Omega's one rule... In more ways than one.
You kind of see where Monthy Python got a lot of their style from.
For an old guy, he's got a good set of lungs.
Absolutely marvelous!!! I want to go to the theatre only for the major general.
I’ve memorized about half of it. Just got the Babylonic cuneiform and Caracas’s uniform stanza down. I already feel so accomplished.
agreed
After nearly 10 minutes after hearing the McDonald's menu song from the 80's and recognizing the tune from my music history class, I have finally found the original song the McDonald's menu song was based off of lmao
I had a Patrick Sky record album from the '60s, with guest Mississippi John Hurt singing Gibert and Sullivan! The lyrics were, "Gilbert and Sullivan". Everybody laughed, a great song. Then I discovered this one. Just as good.
I remember listening to this song (entire album) back in 68/69. I played it on my mini HiFi over and over.
I’m now 63 years old and I’m still listen to this day.❤️🎶
OK, go and listen to it some more....
@@Harkness78 Why Not!!
Can’t stop singing the elements song instead of the real lyrics 😂
The chorus here is a lot of fun to watch, especially at the Pinafore and sat as he parts.
His voice is AWESOME!
"Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore."
O Gilbert and Sullivan, you sly lads. :)
I love how they call their own play infernal nonsense
Hello from Japan.
I am using a translator.
I listened to Tom Lehrer's "The elements song" translated into Japanese when I was in elementary school.
I recently found out that the original song is "Major-General's Song" and came here to listen to it.
It's a very good song with an addictive quality that makes me listen to it over and over again.
Thank you for the opportunity to meet this song.
I also like "Major-General's Song" sung by Minion(*ˊ˘ˋ*)♡
Well done that man!
This man fucking killed it, that salute at the end you can feel the "FUCK YEAH!" coming off it. Absolutely love it.
Gilbert and Sullivan operas are simply wonderful.
This guy may need some water afterwards
THE ORIGINAL RAP GOD.
Very clever stage design.
VERY clear, indeed 😂
My dude can tell a Mauser rifle from a javelin. Truly a learned man.
My friend was the main character as the General and he did great on the fast songs! 😊
This is a patter song the name patter derives from Pater Noster (Our Father) and refers to the speed at which the Lord's Prayer was sometimes recited. This mustbe the best-known of all G&S's patter songs (nothing to do with rap) and how anyone can get through it without losing the words is beyond me!
If you fully remember this I must give you my 100% respect.
"Sat a gee" means "rode a horse"
I've read about WS Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan. This song is the most notable in the Gilbert & Sullivan opera The Pirates of Penzance.
About ten years ago I saw this performed in Tombstone AZ at the Bird Cage Theater. It was great, anyone in the neighborhood should stop by.
Wish I could hear David SUCHET singing this - although we won't be hearing "Poirot's the very model of a modern major detective~" anymore.
He did this at one point as poirot for a lark?
This makes me laugh every time. Great job!
Laura Tang cos of family guy haha
The medals the Maj-General wears look real. They are (from top down and left to right):
Sutlej Medal (1846) Punjab Medal (1849) Army of India Medal (1851)
(possibly) South Africa Medal (1853) (possibly) Baltic Medal (1856) Empress of India Medal (1877)
Indian Mutiny Medal (1858) India General Service Medal (1854) Crimean War Medal (1854)
That is freakin' great when all the ladies sang the line "Commisary-ate" (watch all their reaction, that is great, also!!) and surprised the heck out of him... If one does not know, that is his line, not the chorus' line. =)))
Didn't anyone tell these people that if they watched the conductor, she would keep them all together?
... and if the conductor followed the soloist in the first place then it might just about work!
One of the most fun roles in the theatre.
I see what they say about the Ikea set....
excellent, and with this "tongue breaking" text
I wish Eminem would try being a modern major general xD
I'd like to see Eminem do this!
I'm suppossed to be doing geography homework. WHY. WHY MUST I RETURN TO YOU
My very favourite of all G&S - and it's a hard choice! But let's face it, Pirates is absolute superior pantomime at it's very best!
I like this one more than most because it has the "harrumph" the character needs. He has to be stuffy and full of himself, not flouncy.
I watched ONE video about this.. this THING, and now I get them all over my recommendations! I have no idea what the hell is going on in the UK, but I like this.
Anyone here because of the amazing digital circus plush video?! 🎪
I’m in this show rn! It’s sm fun 💖
“There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium-“
I just showed this video to a modern Major-General. Lol 😂
It's I am the very model of a cartoon individual from Animaniacs!
Papa Mama Loca Pipa
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian...
This is what school thinks we're like, when we graduate 😂😂😂
We’re learning this at a musical theatre club and I had to study it due to the test we have so this helped! :)
The song that makes Mass Effect players cry xd
With the eggs on top!
I so want to hear Daveed Digs perform this.
My choir is putting The Pirates of Penzances on with the local opera house in July and now I'm watching this (and occasionally the xkcd version when I need something to unwind) on repeat.
Pros: I definitely know all of the lyrics by heart now.
Cons: I definitely know *all* of the lyrics by heart now. Including those of the soloist and also the alternative xkcd lyrics. Oh well 😂
Everyone with me:
*I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN*
This should be the standard DUI test, and the only "Pass" should be Perfection Verbatim.
This is why I take drama for GCSE. This entire song is a power move. I’m learning how to recite the general’s verses for the sole purpose of theatrical intimidation.