Yeah and he fights tie wearing gorillas, fire breathing spiked turtles, living mushrooms and he at the same time plays go kart, tennis and golf with them from time to time...
Well, Pauline definitely turned her life around recently, though. She's the mayor of a huge fucking city and sings in an awesome band in Super Mario Odyssey.
@@Finch_forgor game theory lol it's just a theory based on the timeline of the games and the Capenter or original Mario is plumber or current Mario's dad
WHO THE HELL R U Im pauline and I'm drunk texting cuz I'm the world shitteest Ben ang jerrysflever is Luigi homee cuz mario dumped me and I went dk but he dumped me
So so true. Hadn’t watched this video in years and kind of just went off into space until he said that last line and I bursted out laughing. Hilariously amazing voice acting right there
In Mario Dumps Pauline: You made me jump all the barrels, we're done! In This Video: At least Pauline only made me jump a few barrels. You make me go through eight worlds all the time. Consistency, Mario.
The question is, what does Peach do with Bowser? She spends so much time with him in his castle when she gets kidnapped. Afterall, Bowser Junior doesn't call her Mama for nothing. :P
So let me get this straight: After listening to his agent, Mario became a plumber and broke up with Pauline, who then got together with Donkey Kong, and later was introduced to Peach by his agent. Pauline later got dumped by DK, started drinking and went back to Mario, who told her he was on break with Peach?
What's funnier is that she and DK the 3rd became lowkey her boyfriend when Odyssey came around. Dk Jr never happened and got succeeded by his son, the DKC DK.
Mario: "Oh yeah it must have been-a real tiring sitting in a room, while I run through 8 worlds." Also mario: "Pauline only made me climb a few ladders, and jump over a f**king monkey." Mario spitting burns
Mario kinda has a point Peach, Mario has committed lots of murder of innocent creatures because of you. All you do is sit and do nothing, while he has to travel through 8 worlds
The tail was on the front. THE TAIL WAS ON THE FRONT.
The "tail"
The tail of the Tanooki underwear.
Vicente Temes that wasn't a tail
SmilingDrip25 it's a tanooki tail and Mario is using it to break the Window.
Lost Dog more than a tail
Does anyone else remember when she was Princess Toadstool?
Daniel Ryan yes, I still call her that sometimes. ah, back when she was a red head and Nintendo didn't blond-ify half there characters.
+Daniel Ryan Actually Mario's so called EX is Mario's mother.
+Daniel Ryan Her full name is Peach Toadstool.
+bezoticallyyours83 You say that like Nintendo did a bad thing.
+J35TER Xenon No Toadstool was a name created in America just like how Eggman used to be named Robotnik.
Kidnap counts as a break
*New Catchphrase Detected*
Silva how's your day
*insert laugh track*
We were on a break!
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Does it really count as a break if your girlfriend is kidnapped? Asking for a friend.
That Tanooki underwear is... unusual, to say the least.
Yeah and he fights tie wearing gorillas, fire breathing spiked turtles, living mushrooms and he at the same time plays go kart, tennis and golf with them from time to time...
Film Mations #DontAsk
+LegoMinecraft369 #better love story than twighlight
Film Mations #HashtagsDontUseSpaces (and this is how you spell "Twilight")
+LegoMinecraft369 (and this is how you spell Twilight and Nobody cares About da Spelling Grammer Nazi.
"Getting-a kidnapped counts-a as break!"
XD
+Geno2733 It's true!
+Geno2733 You have some good ears, I couldn't make out what the hell he said there.
lol the tanuki penis:-P
+Awesome Super Ant It took me a few tries.. trust me.
Well, Pauline definitely turned her life around recently, though. She's the mayor of a huge fucking city and sings in an awesome band in Super Mario Odyssey.
And is probably Mario's mum buuuuut eeeeeeehn who cares about the details anyway
Where did you get the idea that pauline is Mario’s mother?
@@Finch_forgor game theory lol it's just a theory based on the timeline of the games and the Capenter or original Mario is plumber or current Mario's dad
Oh. Sorry if my comment sounded rude I was legit curious
@@Finch_forgor no problem I understand
"Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you." Amen to that shit
Lol
+diner9001videos are you a muslim
JamalGamingHD nope
:D
Mario.exe
Who else wants to see the show, "Get Over Here"?
Me I want it to be a real show on my tv
you already know thats another video they made right?
+Melku44 yeah I just wish it was a real show
+Clone trooper Gaming me too
me!me!😆
Drunk Pauline is hilarious.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WHO THE HELL R U Im pauline and I'm drunk texting cuz I'm the world shitteest Ben ang jerrysflever is Luigi homee cuz mario dumped me and I went dk but he dumped me
Richard Weatherfield ikr
forget peach, pauline hell yes redheads for the win !
WhO tHE HeLl aRe yU
"Princess Peach? What is that?...the...the world's shittiest Ben and Jerry's flavor?"
Floors me everytime.
+Ricky I That paralyzed me with laughter for about two minutes.
+Ricky I That paralyzed me with laughter for about two minutes.
XD!!!
Ricky I me too
Is Mario hoooome~?
That "Is Mario hooooome?" was so fucking cute XD
AmAxel35 Ikr? Had to rewind it a few times.
AmAxel35 That's the whine a girl makes when she's after something
*and she knows Mario ain't got the money c:*
MOGUS HAHAGAHAGAGAHAGAY
My heart almost melted when she said that omfg😷😷😷😷😷
The way Pauline said "is Mario home?" Is so adorable.
Uhh how is it adorable?
Yeah
@Shams Asadul Islam yeah I didn't find that cute at all
I do agree :)
She said it so innocently.
watch "Mario Dumps Pauline" before this, and it just makes it funnier.
And before all that : "Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down."
Daquan Jackson 100% true.
Daquan Jackson but before watching Mario dumps Pauline watch Mario's agent
That is exactly what i did
"I gotta lotta blood on my hands thanks to you! Pauline only made me climb a few ladders! And JUMP OVER A F*CKNG MONKEY!"
Best line, change my mind.
The way he delivers "A fucking monkey" is the best
I won't change your mind
@@Firemarioflower Thank you, sir.
Mind-o change-o. There, changed your mind.
So so true. Hadn’t watched this video in years and kind of just went off into space until he said that last line and I bursted out laughing. Hilariously amazing voice acting right there
“The worlds shittiest Ben & Jerrys flavor?”
Holy shit I want a Mario/Ben & Jerry’s crossover for his 35th anniversary now
:(
i remember the top comment used to be
" kidnap counts as a break!"
Rad Raph Still is!
Rad Raph still is after 4yrs
Geno2733 made that comment, but it isn’t at the top for me.
7 years later it's the top 2
Dear Mario,
Please don't ever wear Tanooki underwear again, in public or in private.
Yours faithfully,
Everyone who plays your games
***** he's fast and FURRYOUS
*****
lol that was a good one
Looking at the size of the Tanooki underwear, Mario is thick as hell, no homo.
lol
Tanooki? I thought it was raccoon
"is Mario hooome?" I can't be the only one that thinks that sounded cute.
I thought I was the only one
You're not the only one.
LMAO he was watching "get over here..." 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao ur 8 years late.
Lmao ur 8 years late.
Lmao ur 8 years late.
*no.*
@@Mhe6606 who the hell cares
In Mario Dumps Pauline: You made me jump all the barrels, we're done!
In This Video: At least Pauline only made me jump a few barrels. You make me go through eight worlds all the time.
Consistency, Mario.
He didn't appreciate how much he had to do until much later.
It's the way it goes.
Blame his agent
kinda hard to be consident when pauline was oringinally in the donkey kong game and the guy there was marios dad
Jump over a fucking monkey
@@Anthonyvideogame im harambe
did anyone notice the tail was in front of the underwear?
It's not a tail...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
B o o
VintacoAnimations YEEEES?
Is It a
The voice they have for Mario is awesome and totally spot on for this character
WE WERE ON A BREAK!
I'm pretty sure he says "KIDNAPPING COUNTS AS A BREAK!"
Maybe he's talking about Friends.
Romano onamoR I literally just wstched that episode 1h ago
someone remembers, you are men of culture as well
@@SuperStarGuy drop mario games and go watch FRIENDS
Mario knew what's about to happen. That's why he went for the tanooki underwear...
So he could have bigger balls?
Boo the Boo no, it was so he could fly off
The question is, what does Peach do with Bowser? She spends so much time with him in his castle when she gets kidnapped. Afterall, Bowser Junior doesn't call her Mama for nothing. :P
peach is not the real mother, in mario sunshine bowser admits he lied to bowser jr about peach
...thats what SHE said! ;P
...4/10
Bowser does Netflix n video games with peach
Chyna Pope Junior said that he knew before he admitted it to him.
Am I the only one who's impressed at the amount of detail put into Mario's Facebook page?
*You can see Mario’s fear in his eyes as he tries to escape, luckily he survived long enough to jump out the window.*
So let me get this straight: After listening to his agent, Mario became a plumber and broke up with Pauline, who then got together with Donkey Kong, and later was introduced to Peach by his agent. Pauline later got dumped by DK, started drinking and went back to Mario, who told her he was on break with Peach?
More or less.
What's funnier is that she and DK the 3rd became lowkey her boyfriend when Odyssey came around.
Dk Jr never happened and got succeeded by his son, the DKC DK.
The way Mario says “Jump over a fucking monkey!” Still kills me to this day lmao
"I'm princess peach."
"WhAt'S tHaT? tHe WoRlDs ShItTiEsT bEn AnD jErRy'S fLaVoR?!"
1:31
I love the fact that Princess Peach is in 16-bit graphics and Pauline is in 8-bit graphics.
Yeah, how does Dorkly do that? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Lol baby bowser's comment.
***** LMAO
ITS BOWSER JR ONKjbhhHHHKHFHnkNAakw
+Murrdogg Gaming LMAO
+Shakoor Roberts It's *Koopa Kid.*
NO ITS BROWSER JR
Don't worry, Pauline. You'll get over Mario soon and become mayor of a city. Trust me, you'll be MUCH better off.
I like how Pauline asks "Is Mario home?".
Any saw Bowser Jr. comment?
Trenton Palmer No, he spirit bombed me
Cali God oh yeah, but aren't there like 8 of them?
I would also be angry if a fat italian plumber pushed my dad into a pool of lava
So does that mean in Peach and Mario's sex life, if she wants it a bit "rough" Mario puts on his hammer bros suit, or what?
dat black hammer
Joseph Marrero XD
Joseph Marrero Haha!, 😆
Nah, he goes to STATUE power up
And I assume that he puts on the frog suit when he wants to be a little kinky for her.
Mario would make a perfect candidate for a Catherine like game on a Nintendo system
And then Pauline sobered up and became an accomplished singer mayor of a huge city....
then they all kissed and got super pregnant
the end
Lmao
And the best part is that Mario AND bowser (guessing he joined too) got away Scot free and escaped giving coins to child support
that didnt help at all
Sonic Meets his original fan characters
“Why are you keeping it a secret if it’s so innocent” he literally just told you!
Lmao
and it's literally on his facebook page, so how is that a secret?
Mario has a lot of patience... A LOT of patience.
Her whiny voice when she asked if Mario was home. Pitiful and hilarious. 🤣
Peach: "well excuse me for being exhausted from being kidnapped".
Seriously peach, that was so stupid
Haha, Pauline still with her olden graphics, oh and he thumbnail lmao
Years later and this still kills me 😂
I love how Mario’s tail is in front when he’s in his underwear at 1:39 😂😂😂😂😂
"KIDNAPPING COUNTS AS A BREAK!!!"
-Mario, 2013
Well he's got a point
The first movie: mario meets with his agent
The sequel: mario dumps pauline
The third movie: mario’s ex
The lore
Anyone else kind of now realizing he probably predicted Pauline coming over so he used the tanooki suit excuse planning to bail on the situation?
Yes
This channel is more like a breath of fresh air in the TH-cam community. Love it
1:32 "Is Mario Hooooommmmmme?"
"NOPE, HE'S NOT!!" -Garrosh Hellscream. PS: "I DID FOR THE HORDE!!!"
Ross from friends to Rachel:”SEE?!”
Rachel:”For the last time...WE WEREN’T ON A F***ING BREAK!”
Do you not know how Pauline looks now a days. I can see why Peach is not comfortable with this.
Its 2013. Mario Odyssey Wasn't Out Yet
@@ksksjdnd The Mario vs. Donkey Kong games were out and she looks exactly like she does in Odyssey, so not really an excuse
Nice pun to end the video Mario...
I Suck At FNAF what pun?
Ryu Hacco! exactly mah boi
Princess Peach is that the world's shittiest Ben and Jerry's flavor?
Pauline is slaying tonight
Huh, I didn't know Dorkly predicted Mario Oddessey's ending 4 years in advance.
Well, regardless, Pauline on that good shit now. Mayor of a major city and a very prominent singer, she even treat Mario right.
OHhhhh, so *that's* who watches private practice.
"well excuse me for being exhausted from being kidnapped"
wait, so she DOESN'T sit in a room all day?
Guess who is back to Super Mario Oddysey?
Yeah indeed... and she is wonderful
The underwear is hilarious!!!
Tenshimaru_Tokugawa you are right
Tenshimaru_Tokugawa i
Meh da his undershit is boring n awkwardly
in realities
Yea like seriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mario: "Oh yeah it must have been-a real tiring sitting in a room, while I run through 8 worlds."
Also mario: "Pauline only made me climb a few ladders, and jump over a f**king monkey."
Mario spitting burns
The way she said.....Is Mario home took my 💓 away
"Princess Peach?! What's that, the world's shittiest Ben & Jerrys flavor?"
Wait... but the tail is backwa-000000H!!!😋😋😋
wink wink
nudge nudge
BEEP BEEP
Wal chica waun wal
boioioioiing
Ohhhh myyyy
lol bowser jr. 0:07
Not gonna lie, "Princess Peach" actually does sound like a Ben and Jerry's flavor. XD
1:05
That’s Dokey Kong the game in a nutshell for ya
1:25 me when a stranger opens the door
Mario is one of the worst two-timers I have ever seen.
1:45 Aaaand this is why Mario put *that* underwear on him! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
every ending to every video is gold haha
The tone Pauline used when she asked if Mario is home made me feel sad... 😢
*Kidnaped a-counts as a break*
Best Mario line ever.
I’m actually shocked this Bowser Jr.‘s only Dorkly appearance!
I always thought that Pauline was Mario's girlfriend back home in Brooklyn, and Princess Toadstool was his girlfriend in the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Get Over Here!" Looks like a good show
Mario really does have a lot of blood on his hands!
1:39 Next, Daisy’s Place 🌻👩🏻🦰
Anyone else see 'Get Over Here!' in the background?
If i was Mario
Peach: who’s texting you?
Mario: it’s Luigi
But what if Pauline texted you :O
After Super Mario Odyssey, Peach deserves this treatment
Why exactly
so whats better, this or Seth MacFarlanes Cavalcade of Cartoon Crap?
Dorkly should host the Oscars.
True McFlarne is overrated.
Is it bad that I read that as McFlameWar?
The "im not allowed to socialize anymore". Joke 8 years ago , now a reality
Word shittiest Ben & Jerry flavour by Pauline:
1. - Princess Peach
1:40 When my teacher gives me homework
just say Luigi texted you
Next time on Jerry Springer...
ha Jerry Jerry Jerry jerry!
man dorkly you ALWAYS make me laugh with that mario voice XD
Dorkly your fanfiction is finally happening!!!
My and your prayers have been answered
Mario is whating get over here a mortal kombat dorkly vids
No One:
Mario: *Dashes through the window* “I’m fast as f**k, boi!”
After seeing the New Super Mario Oddysey trailer this video takes on new life
I’m glad Pauline got it back together to become mayor of New Donk City.
Exes are like boos they always come back to haunt you
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Wat ? That doesn’t make even sans
Did all of this happen during Mario Odyssey?
Weird how Pauline is now mayor of New Donk City,
This is the plot of Mario Oddesy
Mario kinda has a point Peach, Mario has committed lots of murder of innocent creatures because of you. All you do is sit and do nothing, while he has to travel through 8 worlds
8-BitBreaker64 true
It would have been hilarious if a high Daisy and a Rosalina on crack also came for Mario at the end.