Bro my father owns a Glock and he just got home and before he came inside I heard him say someone is outside my house Glock in hand and I could not stop laughing
I passed one of those videos once that was titled "I surprised my best friend by sucking his di-" One of the most absurd ones I've seen in a while (Read the following sentence at your own risk) I never though I'd hear the sentence " *And I started munching his pickle so fast that juice squirted all over my face* " #Iamtraumatisedsendhelp
Anyway here's a chocolate chip cupcake recipe Ingredients: 1 ⅓ cups all-purpose flour ½ teaspoon baking powder ¼ teaspoon baking soda ¼ teaspoon salt *⅓ cup unsalted butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 1 large egg, room temperature 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ¾ cup milk Chocolate chips (amount to your preference, mini chips recommended) Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a 12-cup muffin tin with cupcake liners. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Using a hand mixer or stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream together the softened butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Beat in the egg and vanilla extract until well combined. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients alternately with the milk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until just combined, be careful not to overmix. Gently fold in the chocolate chips with a spatula. Divide the batter evenly among the prepared cupcake liners, filling them about⅔ full. Bake for 16-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Let the cupcakes cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely. Frosting Tips: Once the cupcakes are cool, you can frost them with your favorite frosting recipe. Chocolate, vanilla, or cream cheese frosting all pair well with chocolate chip cupcakes. Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cupcakes!
@@adamtfm Ah, you can clearly read what I type, but do you mean that you require glasses? Short or far sighted? I suppose being under the influence can impair your vision. But, now I'm curious, lel~
@@Tolbiac-od3cwjust shut the fuk up who actually cares if he's under the influence some people have to put eye drops in because they're visually impaired
You can say anything in that voice and i’ll believe you, not entirely due to the voice, but due to the combo of the voice and seeing someone say it so I know it’s not AI.
![일상 속 기분 좋음 [Proto disco meme]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DwmEIaZ7XGQ/mqdefault.jpg)
The first one got me cracked up because the amount of times they repeat the same words is crazy
When the unexpected is happening unexpectedly, sometimes we must solution to the problem to solution problem solution to problem
500th like
We have the same pfp!!!!!!!!
@@aesthepro420lol j heard that in a video…
*”C H A I R”*
1.3k like
"Do not die, it will make you dead."
That shit kill you
OKAY THATS GOOD
Thanks for the tip 👍👍
Bro, I almost died thank you so much
This fr saved my life 🥹
NEVER JUMP OFF A BUILDING it will kill you
Thanks for the life changing advice I was just gonna do it thinking I could fly your so helpful
Cap I tried it
Why ok ill just find another way to
Me with real evidence:
Me finding a 4 foot tall building. 😲
I started cracking up when he started using that voice😂😂😂😂😂
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks" 💀
"The last one will shock you!"
The last one is don't jump off a blinding
@@CarsonParks-v4uyou mean building
@@THE_DARKNES_HAS_FALLEN yes sorry
There are rocks in my socks? That Shocks!
Bro that last one was basically just “Don’t kill yourself! You’ll die from it!”
Yes
*unalive
@@ZipZaptheNOTprotogen no. No that’s not what I meant.
@@I_is_in_fact_an_egg the joke is that most TH-camrs use “unalive” instead of kill or die.
Have.. Have I found Felix's lost egg? Are you Felix's lost egg?? 🐥🥚
“Don’t do suicide, shit kills you.”
-Yoda
(Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE 21K LIKES!!)
Don't you mean, "do suicide don't, kills you shit"
@@thundero_piniginidomt you mean “uoy sillk tihs, edicius od tnod” ?
“Couldve told me that before i died”
-my father
@@DexterDa_Dog I think my man just had a Stoke 💀
@@Indigonix IM SORRY BUT LIKE-
the rocks have been knocked out of my socks
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will rock your socks off" got me laughing
The great chicken is here
Hi the Chicken of YT!!! :D
Everywhere again whyy😂
Chicken is on every meme😊
nooo u cant like bait, thats just what he said in the video!! ;-;
Man jest showed up on TH-cam and made everyone's lives better I'm very grateful for that
jest? 😑
@@fh_jordanminor spelling mistake? 😑
@@pasta_factory1MINOR???? bro the letter “e” is so far away from the letter “u” in the keyboard💀💀
@@Azmeyofficial how does that not make it a minor spelling mistake 💀💀 maybe they’re English isn’t their first language
why do yall care so much they messed up one word it’s still readable
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of ur socks" i started laughing like a hyena💀💀
"don't do suicide, that shit can kill you"
You copied from minecraftbwsteak
@@Blessed-Spartan and
i tried it once and i almost fucking died, 0/10 i do not recommend
Nah bro you ARE him 😂
Fr 😂😂😂
The TTS sounds White?
An entire fucking discord server is outside my house
SAME
Same 😭. And they are all crackheads too 😭
Same 😭🙏🤞
Same, they’re all tally hall fans tho so we chill
mine is the entire discord server of 960 people that I moderate.
“Don’t do suicide, I tried once and almost died.”
ALMOST??!?!
YO THATS CRAZY HUH IM AMAZING
💀☠️💀☠️💀
Attention seeker no one wanna know abt your personal info
funniest shi i've seen all day
Bro sounds like Peter Griffin😂
"Glock in hand" HAD ME DYING! 🤣
I thought he said lock in hand 💀
It said lock in hand
@@MichaelHaleySr. Autocorrect bro💀🙏
"DO NOT commit suicide, it will unalive you."
Yesssssss, keep falling for the reply bait you grammar warriors.
It hurts you😭
There is actually a bunch of none hurtful ways to off yourself
@@Zero36xmaybe it won’t hurt but it’ll still kill you-
Thats the point😂
@@O_nyx-thats the point
"Do not kill yourself. 9 times out of 10, you will die."
What about the other 1 time? Do u just respawn?
@JoshuaMitchell-km8cmrelatable
@@CardinalCadetteyes
@@CardinalCadette totem of undying
@@CardinalCadette nah bro your just gonna get the last breath sans cutscene
So you’re telling me my dead grandma is outside my house with a Glock?
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks" got me dying while rollin on the floor😂
Same
Tf
Bro proved their point 💀
exactly he doesn’t even sound like it
@@StormSurge2211he does-
tottalyyy brooooo
fr
@@mochiidannn ...sarcasm
I automatically imagined the minecraft gameplay background 😭🙏🏻💀
Fr tho 😅
It’s either that or some random muck-bang or some random satisfying video in the background 😭😭😭💀💀💀
FR it's scary.
Why you gotta call me out like that ಥ_ಥ
Frr😭😭
“5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks” 🔥🔥🔥
YALL ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE SAID THE LAST ONE SAVED HIM ONCE💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
💀 💀 💀 💀
💀💀💀💀
O
"HONEYY! DID YOU MAKE ONION RINGS? IT SMELLS GREA-"
-fucking dies-
Underrated comment💀
Bruh
“😈Glock in hand😈” got me shaking in my boots
Shiver me tembers
My 7th person after share and more is my grandma 💀😭
Bro my father owns a Glock and he just got home and before he came inside I heard him say someone is outside my house Glock in hand and I could not stop laughing
It was my neighbor
“The last one saved me once” 💀💀💀
"One flick of the light swich will blow off the entire country" had me dead 💀
if I smell burnt onion rings I'd turn on the lights bc who cares about the entire country, I need to see at 3 am
Nah the whole video did 💀
Bro that doesnt mean shit in Europe
@@BrrveC-hess true that
its UP not OFF 😑
“How many times have you watched this?”
Me: “yes.”
yes?
this is old asf go copy one better 😐
I swear the next one would be like💀💀
“5 shocking shockingly facts that will shock the snickers out of your nickers”
I misread your comment
@@Hamzatuss AH HAIL NAW
I’m black
W h y
Knickers are the British words for boots. Just to make it clear
The song in the back 😭💀😭
"Never jump off a building. Fall Damage is enabled."
Bruh 😂
Me:COULD HAVE SAID THAT ANY SOONER?
okay i will try
edit: the game glitched and im flying
@@ツFRIED-CHICKENツ blud fr said "/gamemode @s c"
You know why I hate stairs? They're always up to something.
We should make this whole comment section sans puns
How do skeletons call their friends? On the tele-bone!
What do you call a pregnant black woman? 'Buy one get one free'
@@adamsmith6012nooooo 😭😭😭💀
@@adamsmith6012 OH HELL NA
Bro the fact that when he said the 7th person was outside your house is funny because the 7th person was a group chat called Duolingo lol😂😂😂
Oh no
Oh no
fly high brotha we miss you already ✊️😔🕊 🕊 💯 💯
You better not miss your damn streak
U MISSED YOUR LESSON
"Glock in hand" 💀
"Shock the rocks out of your socks" bro's spitting bars 🗣🗣🔥 Edit: This comment got way more attention then I thought it would
eminem been real quiet after this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Bro got bars
HE IS ON MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST AND I AINT GOT ONE 🔥🔥🔥☠️☠️☠️
fr
nah fr
"Glock in hand"💀😭
"5 shocking facts that will rock your socks off!"
what the chicken
when the chicken
why the chicken
How long do you scroll a day?
How the chicken
How does this masterpiece not have more likes
"one flick of a light switch will blow the entire country" 💀😭 me when i go to the bathroom at 3 AM:
XD😂
Not the freaking "shock the rocks out of your socks"
That got me rolling 😭😭😭
bro same lol
You are SO TOTALLY the TTS guy! 😭🙏
Nah bro one time it said " if u hear a baby crying run away immediately" DAWG WE LEAVING LITTLE BILLIE BEHIND WITH THIS ONE
That definitely shocked the rocks out of my socks. Thanks dude I was wondering why my feet were bleeding at an alarming rate.
Same
Why r u outside my house
@@Darealmelody Don't worry about it ;)
Thanks for getting the rocks out of my socks! 😊
Not jumping off a building once saved me.😂
“5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks” the facts shocked me so much that it shocked the rocks out of my socks😢
And they always start with that one fact that they never finish 😭
“NEVER STOP BREATHING IT WILL KILL YOU”
I CANT BELIEVE TWITTER IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!!
For me discord is outside my house ong!!
google chrome is outside my house 🤒🤒🤒
I always knew pinterest was stalking me
Gmail is outside my house lol
BRO WITH A RELATABLE SONG🗣️🗣️🔥
That shocked the rocks out of my socks
Omg thank you for 350 likes
FACTSSSSS
Hey guys why am I flat?
@@StewartLabBAthey just shocked the boulders out 😭😊
I FOUND MY FRIENDS COMENT AFTER LOOKING THROUGH 87 VIDS OF THINGS
The "5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks" got me rolling on the 😭💀
This has giggling UNCONTROLLABLY
The FACT that real people type this stuff has me LAUGHING
I passed one of those videos once that was titled "I surprised my best friend by sucking his di-"
One of the most absurd ones I've seen in a while (Read the following sentence at your own risk)
I never though I'd hear the sentence " *And I started munching his pickle so fast that juice squirted all over my face* " #Iamtraumatisedsendhelp
The violent eyeball shaking 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The 'share and then more' is so true 😭
I said to my sister shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks and some stupid reason we both couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Crazy how i only have 3 people in my people for sharing
"If you don't breath you die"
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED 💀🙏
"Almost everybody is elergic to death
Finally someone actually realizes that it’s the same voice we keep hearing in those videos
I don’t even know what the voice is called or who does it, and it’s really annoying
the 7th person you see is currently outside your house glock in hand:
it landed on my mom 😭
bro i actually died of laughter
Same lol
I just found this guy on my fyp somehow qnd now im not gonna stop watching his vids and laughing 😂😊
same!
I can confirm that the rocks have in fact been shocked out of my socks. 🙌🏻
"How much you laughed at this video?"
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks"
Google drive is outside my house⁉️ And armed⁉️
“5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks”
Oh nah bro killed that voice 😂
“Click share and then more. The seventh person you see is currently outside of your house. GLOCK IN HAND”
Bro, the 7th person when I hit share and more, is probably the most innocent people I’ve ever met, why tf would they have a Glock????
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks"🔥🗣
“never die, it causes you to die.”
"Ducks are birds"
Anyway here's a chocolate chip cupcake recipe
Ingredients:
1 ⅓ cups all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon baking powder
¼ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt *⅓ cup unsalted butter, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
1 large egg, room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
¾ cup milk
Chocolate chips (amount to your preference, mini chips recommended)
Instructions:
Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a 12-cup muffin tin with cupcake liners.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
Using a hand mixer or stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream together the softened butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes.
Beat in the egg and vanilla extract until well combined.
Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients alternately with the milk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until just combined, be careful not to overmix.
Gently fold in the chocolate chips with a spatula.
Divide the batter evenly among the prepared cupcake liners, filling them about⅔ full.
Bake for 16-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Let the cupcakes cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
Frosting Tips:
Once the cupcakes are cool, you can frost them with your favorite frosting recipe.
Chocolate, vanilla, or cream cheese frosting all pair well with chocolate chip cupcakes.
Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cupcakes!
"if you get bitten by a snake, You got Poisoned"
not always, some aren't venomous
When you click share and more the first person that comes up is your forever soul mate 💀
*Fat discord mod walks up
Oh nah
5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks😂😂
The only thing to make this more authentic is the ai randomly sounding drunk
I swear one day I will hire you 🔥🔥🔥
mans even got soundproof wall design,
cmon now you ain't foolin nobody
the “Never jump off a building it will kill you got me laughing hard” 😅
HELP ITS SO ACCURATE. THE MUSIC TOO
maybe their voice was in the TTS's dataset
My shocks have been rocked out of my socks.. wait
Never fly a boat through the desert, every limb of your body will fall off immediately
NAHH HELPP WHY DID I THINK THESE WERE TRUUUUEEEE 💀💀💀
As a building I can confirm that people jump off me and they get unalived
"Never die, you will die"
Words to live by😂
Love your content man😂@@adamtfm
@@adamtfmand i love you
* Becomes immortal *
Bro, your eyes look like you were smoking that bush, lmao~
I'm visually impaired. Ya dun messed up, buddy😂
@@adamtfm Ah, you can clearly read what I type, but do you mean that you require glasses? Short or far sighted? I suppose being under the influence can impair your vision. But, now I'm curious, lel~
@@Tolbiac-od3cwjust shut the fuk up who actually cares if he's under the influence some people have to put eye drops in because they're visually impaired
5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks 😂
"Never jump off a building" Wow thanks for the tip 😭💀
You had no idea how much it made me laugh
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your sock" bro be rocking outta this one 🔥
"Don't Commit Suicide, That Shit Kills You"
5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks got me rolling across the earth
Now we just need minecraft parkour
You can say anything in that voice and i’ll believe you, not entirely due to the voice, but due to the combo of the voice and seeing someone say it so I know it’s not AI.
There’s this story that goes around family that my mom once jumped off a building, stood up, and then started walking. 😭😭